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@Wilson-AM

10 ай бұрын

Hi

When I was in the elementary school, I was troubled. They had a ''counsellor'' come in and she asked everyone in the class (with me around), one by one why they didn't like me while swinging her arms in a threatening way.

A few months ago I found my father passed away in a pool of blood on his bathroom floor. When the doctor came over to pronounce his death he just looked at him and started writing, so I jokingly said: so you don't even use your stethoscope huh? And he said: you don't need to be a doctor to see that he is dead. Meanwhile not even 30 minutes earlier I was shaking his dead body the hope he would wake up.

Last week, my 8 year old daughter got an update prescription for an Epi Pen for a nut allergy. The doctor decided to bump her up to the full adult dose because she was "ready". Go to the pharmacy and the Pharmacist refused to fill it since she was 11 pounds under the minimum weight for the adult dose. He said that much at once could have killed her. Got a revised prescription and got the correct dose.

@Mercuryrocks-wb8tx

10 ай бұрын

I hope that Doctor realizes he could of have ended the life of a CHILD, sorry you had to go through that though.

@noraneka

8 ай бұрын

Bravo to the pharmacist who paid attention and saved a life

My leopard gecko was dying and when I called the vet, the receptionist acted confused when I said I had a leopard gecko. She sounded very confused, like she never heard of them before. It wouldn't surprise me if she was unfamiliar with that specific species (though it's one of the most popular reptiles to own as a pet due to how easy they are to care for) but no, she had never heard of a *gecko* before. She even asked me to spell it. All while I was frantic and sobbing. The gecko didn't survive. I had to buy Plan B once but was concerned if I could safely take it along with my multiple sclerosis meds, so I asked the pharmacist at Walgreens. She angrily huffed at me and barked that "all that's gonna happen is an abortion", and stomped off. Not only was this incredibly rude, but completely medically inaccurate. I'm not even a medical professional and I know how Plan B works, and it is NOT equivalent to an abortion. I reported her to a manager and in return, they gave me a $10 gift card.

@midnightgamer2088

7 ай бұрын

I’m sorry for your loss

@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985

6 ай бұрын

How the fuck do you not know what a gecko is?

@squiddwizzard8850

18 күн бұрын

I'm sorry about your gecko. Losing any animal is hard.

@onionbubs386

18 күн бұрын

@@squiddwizzard8850 thank you 💕

I'm colorblind. I've known for years but never bothered getting diagnosed until recently (was required to document for a new job) and I had to teach the optometrist how to perform a colorblind test because they had never actually performed one before. to verify the diagnosis they referred me to another optometrist for a second opinion..... who also had no idea how to perform a colorblind test. the second one just looked at me after I explained how the tests work and just wrote me a diagnosis saying something like "i trust that you've done this before"

@Amanda-C.

8 ай бұрын

I... I'm sorry, I just have a hard time believing that. It's the one with the numbers written in colored dots, right? That was always a standard part of the eye exam at my optometrist's practice. You hear about medical professionals doing research frequently when they need to, and I don't get how, "if you're color blind, you can't see the different colors of the dots," is hard to understand. Is this some special extraordinary test that doesn't usually get performed? Some special form of color blindness that makes the dots visible but hinders color perception?

@thrilld_3683

7 ай бұрын

i live in a very small town and colorblindness is basically unheard of/never diagnosed here. until i requested one i've never had a colorblind test performed on me despite going in yearly for eye exams. maybe my hometown is just weird? this was just a run-of-the-mill colorblind exam, but i went in to specifically check for tritanopia @@Amanda-C.

@IsYitzach

6 ай бұрын

@@Amanda-C. I'm pretty certain it was the standard test for the standard forms of color-blindness. They don't need to perform it often as they usually only need to do it for children as the status never alters. The more common one is with numbers. But there's at least one more with shapes just in case the patient doesn't know their numbers.

@elhazthorn918

5 ай бұрын

Please tell me you're joking? Is it the Ishihara colour plates? Those take no training. You show it, they say a number or don't.

Oh man i relate to the 4th story it's honestly embarrassing I was 14 years old when i had an accident, a glass door had shattered and fell on my foot, the glass mind you was REALLY thick, ergo i had a chunk of my foot just hanging. I went to a local hospital, which was owned by one of our family friends. The one of the owners was present as i got my foot stitched up, now here's where the first red flag came up, they didn't use an anaesthetic on my foot, rather they used some chemical straight from a bottle that kinda turned white and foamy when it came in came in contact with my leg, next they used 10 more stiches than was necessary. Also THEY DIDN'T DO AN XRAY, i still had pieces of glass in my foot that left me in excruciating pain for 2 weeks, i remember waking up in the middle of the night in absolute agony to a point when i couldn't even speak. We used to get the plaster changed every few days and it turned out 1) I had AWFUL blood clots in my leg 2) the pieces of glass still left in my foot had cut my foot's temdons and ligaments due to which i had a literal foot fall. My foot was no longer attached to the rest of my leg, the only thing that kept it intact was my flesh 💀 Edit: before anyone asks yes i got a surgery just in time and i was able to walk again (which would be a very generous term depending on what you'd consider walking lmao) in a year or less And that dreaded hospital got shut down, something to do with the government i don't really remember lmao

My elementary school (back in the 80s) had me seeing the guidance counselor weekly. My teacher was worried I was gonna become gay because I (a male) would rather sit and talk with the girls, than play with the other boys. The guidance counselor told me if i didn't 'straighten out', I would live my life alone. That I would never be worthy of: love, friendship, or success if i didn't change my life and become 'one of the guys'.

My wife's aunt worked as a psychotherapist for years and on one family gathering she casually admitted to have started a training to become a sports therapist, becuase (and I quote) "all I have to do then is to jog with them for 30 minutes in silence. I'm so sick of those morons' problems. I wasn't listening anyway."

@rabbit0664

10 ай бұрын

Wow that's awful. I get it can be stressful but just dismissing someone like that.

In middle school I had this humanities teacher who was so stupid he literally couldn’t spell his own name. His syllabus was so poorly written it didn’t even make any sense. The guy had no sense of grammar at all. My mother was appalled and emailed the principal to complain. He said he’d get one of the English teachers to proofread and correct his syllabus but that wasn’t the only problem we had with Mr. Moron (can’t remember his name so I’ll call him that.) Mr. Moron lost a bunch of assignments and several kids were failing the class even tho they’d done the work. Then he let us watch the movie Elf during our final, cuz it was right before Christmas break, and I didn’t finish my exam but he said “Oh well, it doesn’t matter.” The only reason the school kept him was because he was the track coach. For some reason coaches were required to be teachers as well. I don’t understand it either.

@Mercuryrocks-wb8tx

10 ай бұрын

Ok I'm not trying to be rude but I'm also not gonna lie that seems like a dumb reason to keep a teacher just because their a track coach

@Lightfyre281

10 ай бұрын

@@Mercuryrocks-wb8tx For real

@IsYitzach

6 ай бұрын

Its fairly common that all coaches are teachers of something in grade school. Keeping teachers because they're good coaches on the other hand shouldn't fly.

As someone with a phobia of bees and wasps and stuff like that, you have to be able to push past it and do your job. It’s hard, but not an excuse. My phobia is pretty severe, I’ve scratched my own skin off in fear before, but you can keep the child close to you so neither of you need to get close to the bees or wasps or whatever.

I went down the rabbit hole of checking out who Orly Taitz was, and oh boy it kept getting worse and worse. My god, that woman is the laughing stock of the legal community

For the mixed up hot and cold pipes, my house has that. Like I am used to it now but it still can be pretty weird turning on the hot when I want cold water.

@rabbit0664

10 ай бұрын

Sounds like a place I used to live in. Definitely have to get used to it.

@Fallenstar_Dragons2

9 ай бұрын

@@rabbit0664 imagine we lived in the same house. Probably not though

Story 3 reminds me of a Laurel and Hardy movie where the maintenance man screwed up the plumbing! He even got the ice box to play music while the radio iced over!

@ericb3157

7 ай бұрын

reminds me of that scene in "the man with one red shoe", where they got the Sink, Toilet, and Shower all mixed up! if i remember, when he turned the sink valve, water came out of the shower, when he turned on the shower valve, wter ran in the toilet, and when he pushed the flush lever on the toilet, water came out of the sink! so he pressed the flush lever to get enough water in the sink to shave... THEN they thought he was flushing something incriminating down the toilet, so they made one guy put on Scuba gear and go into the sewers, and he later returned with Crap in his hair...

In med school, one of my professors was so self-important he decided to put his family tree on his university profile. But then had to take it down again, because people found out what his mother's maiden name was and used it to backdoor their way into his accounts.

A few months ago, my dad had a pimple near his 👀 and it popped inwardly, and the puss caused an infection. The next morning, he had a fever, so he went to the hospital along with my mom. He had been done some vaccines, was prescribed a strong medicine, and was told if it didn't go away he should come back in 2 days. My parents left the same day they went. Oh and they let my dad leave with that thingy on his arms that kinda looks like a butterfly. Here in Greece it's called a butterfly. Anyway, the next day they got the wife of the owner of the house who's a nurse, and a good friend, to take it out, and apparently it's illegal to let patients leave the hospital with that on. My parents told her about the whole thing, and she told them to go to this other hospital. Thankfully, my dad's childhood friend had a friend amongst the medical staff in that hospital, and they did a surgery on him on 1am. They literally had to cancel 2 surgeries to get my dad in. He was kept inside for a whole week. They told him that if he was late one more day, the infection would have spread upwards and would destroy some of his organs and they would have to take them out. Worst case scenario? I would be your typical, fatherless, Gacha kid.

The Aide with the beer phobia... DUDE, REALLY! It wasn't like they were allergic. You're scared. Save that baby you were hired to protect 🤷🏿‍♀🤦🏿‍♀

@southernfriedwestcoaster

10 ай бұрын

Fr

@edo_n9067

10 ай бұрын

In case of a phobia, a person might enter a frozen state against their will, since a phobia is not a simple fear of things. People that get triggered will commonly have out-of-controll responses to the trigger.

The ankle story reminds me of my time in the army, I slid down a high wall face first (failed to grab the top) and wasn't able to absorb the shock well due to not being able to bend my knees when I hit the ground. I went to the RAP (military version of an infirmary) and was given a script for codeine and told to not run for two weeks. To be fair, not running on a broken ankle is good advice, this happened 15 years ago and my ankle is still messed up.

"You wouldn't just let him walk out in the street." Oh yeh she would.

Story 12, they really needed to report that dangerously incompetent "doctor" to their medical ethics board.

I mean , for the bee one , I have a severe phobia to bees and mostly wasps. If I see some and they are angry, I can’t control myself. I run and scream … so yeah … maybe in that situation I couldn’t help him ether

5:41 as my dad always says... "What do you call the person who graduated with the worst grades in med school?" "Doctor."

Story 1 is a malpractice lawsuit. That was torture and they knew better. In 2 weeks she'd be dead from the infection

Lionel Hutz: **hammers nails into shoe soles** “Uhhh, judge? These won’t be ready for you until Friday!”

Holy crap, that poor woman!!!! I once got work done on a tooth and there was a micro fissure caused by the vibration and stuff. I had so much pain I was crying. Called immediately and they asked me to come right away, that they would squeeze me between appointments. They completely removed the work they did, which made me feel bad a little, but they said my well being was more important. They then put something temporary with the thing that tastes like cloves and antibiotics, just in case. I love this place so much. I also mentionned ONCE I had cold sores.... I hadn't even started the appointment that the dentist was handing me the prescription for Valtrex (the 8-10 steps pills that make your body be able to fight the damn thing instead of just going through it). Welp, my cold sores last for 3 to 5 days now instead of up to 2 weeks. TELL YOUR DENTIST IF YOU GOT COLD SORES (buccal herpes). They are DOCTORS they take care of your mouth, inside and outside. If you are on the spectrum, MENTION IT, chance is they will be accomodating. My dentists gave me a stress ball and she tells me what she's about to do before she does it

Unless something changed he's actually a rapper or the teacher is just grouping everyone under the same umbrella. That story though reminds me of a teacher I had. We had to write a story and I wrote a story about my parakeet Blue. I titled it "Blue The Bird." My teacher thought I meant "The Blue Bird." She couldn't seem to understand it was about my actual bird, named Blue.

Hot water should never be put in a toilet. It cracks the porcelain.

I'm a professional sport shooter who spends an hour to twice a week at a professional gun range. We had an RSO, range safety officer, who is trying to instruct a class on basic firearm operation. I need to clarify that he did not work for my range but was a trainer for a local shooting club / firearm association. Throughout the 10 minutes he was actually able to be in the room before being forcibly dragged out he had two negligent discharges and flagged four people. Do people who don't speak gun that means he accidentally shot the gun twice, luckily he didn't hit anybody except for the ceiling, and while the weapon was loaded pointed it directly at somebody. I'll tell you a bit of knowledge that was shared to me once: "More professionals make serious mistakes than amateurs. And amateur is scared or cautious but a professional is entirely too comfortable"

@onionbubs386

10 ай бұрын

Bruh, I know very little about guns, and even I know the basics of proper trigger discipline. The kids I nanny, all under the age of 10, know that you never point a loaded gun at someone, even as a joke. What the fuck was that clown on?

I was starting a new job caring for vulnerable adults in their own homes. Until I got the hang of things, I was shadowing a more experienced member of staff. One client was particularly frail, and was mostly bed bound but she could get between her bed and commode which she was able to do by herself. We arrived and she’d had a BM so the carer showed me how to empty and clean the commode. She was wearing gloves, but didn’t change them between cleaning the commode and making the clients lunch. Disgusting isn’t the word

Regarding the comment "I'm sure you have a phobia of being hit by cars too". This shows a complete lack of understanding of what a phobia is. Someone with an actual phobia of being hit by cars would struggle to be anywhere near a car, moving or not, and likely would have a panic attack on touching one. It is irrationally strong fear, usually with corresponding involuntary avoidance behavion. A phobia of bees in the case of the story might have resulted in paralyzing fear, to the point of not being able to move much less react to the situation.

I shit you not, my former English teacher had no idea who Mark Twain was

@Mercuryrocks-wb8tx

10 ай бұрын

The American writer, who's real name was Samuel Langhorne Clemens put his pen name was Mark Twain and in the time of his life was apparently a "Humorist" THAT Mark Twain?

@wristypython64

10 ай бұрын

@@Mercuryrocks-wb8tx Yeah, she said he was a musician (I assume she got him confused with Shania Twain, somehow)

@Mercuryrocks-wb8tx

10 ай бұрын

@@wristypython64 probably did

@wristypython64

10 ай бұрын

@@Mercuryrocks-wb8tx I also forgot to mention she mixed up 9/11 and 7/11 💀

@Mercuryrocks-wb8tx

10 ай бұрын

@@wristypython64 oh hell no she didn't

2:45 I stayed at a cabin that had hot water in the toilets. I don't know if that was intentional, but it was pretty cozy sitting down and having a tank of warm water at your back. Or at your front if you sit facing the tank like a normal person.

At the time my SIL was 12 months pregnant (100 pound woman very obviously pregnant) was sick and went to a doctor. The doctor wrote her a prescription and my SIL went to the pharmacy to fill it. Thank Whatever Gods there are for the pharmacist (Old country doctor type) and he looked at the prescription and looked at my SIL and said, "You're pregnant right?" My SIL said of course. The pharmacist said, "This will kill the baby." You always wonder where the upper 1/3 of the lower 10% end up and I guess I know now.

A couple of years ago, I brought my car to the mechanic to have the summer tires put on and some additional work done. They said they'd call me when the work was done, might have to order parts, etc. When I hadn't heard from them in a week, I finally called them. The receptionist was rude, saying they'd been waiting for me to come get the car for a week. I drove it home, thought it was handling a little funny, but to my untrained eyes it looked fine. Well, it got worse over the next few days, shimmying if I went over 30 mph, making weird slapping sounds. I finally brought it to another shop, thinking the tires hadn't been balanced properly on the rims. Nope, actually what had happened is that the first mechanic hadn't bothered to tighten any of the lugnuts. The new mechanic told me one of my wheels had been about to fall off when I brought the car in. I could've died. I could've lost control of the car and killed somebody. Holy crap.

For whoever didnt feel the tooth pain of an exposed nerve i hope you will never do. I dont wish that pain on my worst enemies.

I don't know what the heck is with this peanut allergy. When I was in school in the 70s and 80s no one had it as everyone in school ate PJ sandwiches. And now you can't walk into a room without a couple people having an peanut allergy.

I was getting a cavity filled when the dental assistant shoved the spit suckerdown my throat! I ended up gagging and spitting up and out a mix of saliva, blood, and powdered tooth. I was then told to not move so much.

In gym class in high school I somehow hurt my hand bouncing a basketball ball, it came up while I had my hand in a downward possession. It hurts a lot and I quietly went over to my teacher. I knew she already didn't like me. I'm overweight and a goth chick and she was the popular sporty girl in highschool and still had that attitude. She told me that I was over reacting and to quote her "shut you up" she got me a sandwich bag of ice. I'm not a crier when it comes to my own pain, but only the tip of my pointer finger was moving. I sat for awhile and the swelling went down. That's when I noticed that the first knuckle looked strange. I asked another student and he said it looked dislocated. I ended putting the finger back into place myself and confirmed with a neighbor who's a nurse that it had dislocated.

The dentist should’ve handed over the pictures

That credit card thing is so damn dumb. There's paper trails and cameras for everything you're doing, not to mention you're the one originating the application, so unless you're getting help from the back office you're basically telling the police "Hey look! I do crimes! Here's all my information! Come arrest me, please!".

Every one of my teeth were capped. I was 5 and they started falling out the next week.

Dentist = Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors

It is quite concerning that half of them are medical workers

As for the phobia of bees thing. I actually understand. Its not a matter of "suck it up and do your job." I almost died while driving and a wasp flew into the car. I started blacking out from panic. Luckily there was someone else in the car and killed it as I was swerving all over the road while going downhill on winding roads at 45 mph. If that guy wasn't there to kill it or if another car happened to come the other way at that time I'd be dead. I had to pull over after and catch my breath for 10 or 15 minutes because I was dizzy and lightheaded and shaking I couldn't even light a cigarette my friend had to do it for me...I have a very very VERY severe phobia of wasps and hornets.

I was seeing a psychological Dr. After at least 10 visits she tells me and my mom that I'm faking my disability and to grow up (I was 9) my mom shot up and told her off we left without paying. Another 0lace I tried to seek help at told me ima type 1 disability and don't need psychiatric help nor do I deserve it.

I'm a teacher, and if all my students fail a test, that's on me, not them.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GO TO AN URGENT CARE FOR THAT ESPECIALLY WITH A HEAD INJURY

Who came here for Loki on the thumbnail? Or at least was confused why Loki was used? Because I sure was. 😅 Edit 1: Story 2 *MAJOR EWW!!!* 🤢

@bryanemilius1606

10 ай бұрын

Professional back stabber

@BethanyCalder

10 ай бұрын

@@bryanemilius1606 what? 🤨

@ajbonu02

10 ай бұрын

​@@BethanyCalderomg yes I clicked on this video wondering why loki was used 😂

@PixieDusted72

10 ай бұрын

@@BethanyCalderHe is though. A hot back stabbed but one all the same.

@andromeda_va39

10 ай бұрын

Me I was just like "mmmmm Loki yes"

I don't know how to transfer calls but I at least know not to get a job that specifically does that lol

that fact that it was 10 years ago-

first, and the title is wrong by the way

Story 2 well the smell wasn't enough to wommit. :)

Misdiagnose appendicitis on a 6 year old boy and sending him home with antacids after the ER. That night that boys appendix had burst at a different hospital before he got inside an O.R..... the only reason the the boy was at the different hospital is that the mother believed her son and she was a bit racist against Hindus.... Racism saved my life and I have the scar to prove it.

What game is that in the background

I get saving money in an economy where everything is going up.. but please think and way your options very careful

Oy veh story 1 was a major law suite waiting to happen and ops girlfriend should've gotten the strongest whiskey they could find and swish it around like mouth wash it wouldve taken care of the pain and probably been cheaper than a prescription i had a infected abscess tooth once and i was in a situation where I couldn't get to the dentist so I did the whisky trick and it got rid of the pain and a competent DDS was able to yank my abcess tooth out he said it kept it from busting..but yeah story 1 was screwed up and glad the 2nd opinion was helpful and if you ever need dental pain relief cheap bottle of whiskey works every time also a great cheap cough medicine and great for first aid wound care too..only side effects of this home remedy is just make sure your not a alcoholic or related to some ( im neither and a bottle lasts several months and saves us $$ and Dr visits lol) its only costly if you have relatives that take it from you lol😅😅..

Why does my tooth hurt?

should’ve went to the state ethics review bored anyways.

Discount dentists are oxymorons they don't go together. And I would have contacted the dental review board anyway to purposely start that many root canals that you can't finish on the same day and do that to that many people is so highly unethical is unbelievable they should have scheduled what they could finish that day and scheduled the rest through the next week and be able to start and finish on the same day that is just horrifying

For the bee story ya my wife is just as bad thier was 1bee flying aroung our back yard she left my 2year and 3year old son outside and ran inside without them sreaming the whole time....i still make fun of her for abanding are kids the that solo yellow devil xD

Ok a toilet bowl full of hot water actually seems like some fancy toilet rich people would get. Sounds delightful.....unless you're like me, a man with large pendulous testicles that most often dip into the toilet bowl water. Then that's....oh God potential minor first degree burns on the bottom of your sac. Depends on how good your water heater is. Ours occasionally malfunctions and only puts out horribly scalding hot water. Got first degree burns over the whole front of my body once that way. The water was either 100% cold or 500% hot

Wtf is the game in the bg

For the second to last story How did they not get caught in the time they were able to get 50 cards For the last story I can't believe they were just Burning people with they annoyed them like There has to be something wrong with you if someone knows you and you give them can be serious burns 1 time I had a hair straightener over by the sink and I leaned forward while brushing my teeth and I burnt my stomach with my shirt on Touching the Touching the Straightener How did that not seriously hurt people

@TraceyMozingo-iu9dp

10 ай бұрын

I touched the outside I meant

what is this game ?

AAAUGGH WTF!!!!!!!!

"I'm sure you also have a phobia of being hit by cars" Please do your research on what a word actually means before making comments like these with all your confidence Lmao 😭

who likes am I the jerk here???

@Wilson-AM

10 ай бұрын

Me

@ajbonu02

10 ай бұрын

Me!!!!

@TrianglePants

10 ай бұрын

I don't like shitty proofreading.

spelling mistake in the title

@Nyxluulxyn

10 ай бұрын

Nobody cares lmao If you understand it nobody cares

Sorry buts its not sleeping with a 14 year old thats rape as thats a child the fact that happened is wild af and disgusting

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@PixieDusted72

10 ай бұрын

Wth is “firts?” You were so stoked you forgot how to spell😂

Ive smoked dope with a DEA agent

1:13 i feel like that's the absolute last thing you'd want a professional especially in that field to say