我們用這首歌走出了戰國時代。🗣

@kyonghuni

10 ай бұрын

我们会因为这个而吸鸦片瘾🔥🔥

@lilfat4905

10 ай бұрын

可怜无定河边骨，犹是春闺梦里人🗿

@washfish6483

10 ай бұрын

@@kyonghuni我们因这首歌而走出百年国耻🔥🔥🔥

@theducknamednewepicla9507

10 ай бұрын

😂

@CCP-6489tiananmen

10 ай бұрын

我要成為項羽來打天下🧊🥶

WE GETTING INTO THE IMPERIAL COURT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

@derelictshouse

10 ай бұрын

@BasedL0cation damn the username aint lied

@kyonghuni

10 ай бұрын

我们正带着这艘船前往西方 🔥🔥

@Minecraftvillager-jw7mf

7 ай бұрын

OBJECTION!

@Rizz_guy

7 ай бұрын

Wassup Your highness emperor, my boy over here thinks he should be the commander of the imperial army fr no cap cuz they all chilling in Beijing and great wall

@neevhingrajia3822

2 ай бұрын

@@Rizz_guylol thats the most american impression of China ever

WE GETTING OUT OF THE HAN DYNASTY WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Rizz_guy

7 ай бұрын

Wassup emperor Han my broda, my man, my homie, whatchu say? Wanna unite all of china fr no cap

"I make my opps sick The way I handle chop sticks" -Sun Tzu, The art of war

@then00brathalos

7 ай бұрын

"If you a thot then shake that top If you an opp then I'll fire that glock" -Confucious

@WriterofWorlds

7 ай бұрын

GHAT DAMN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@WriterofWorlds

7 ай бұрын

​@then00brathalos Confucius wasn't about that life. He from the Qufu suburbs 😂

me pulling up to the chinese opps like:

@baethal9480

11 ай бұрын

blud does not have opps

@kovicrisi1726

11 ай бұрын

+1000 social credit

@rdp_mizo

11 ай бұрын

On crip

@Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu

10 ай бұрын

@@kovicrisi1726 There is no such thing as social credit. It does not exist

@ajoe.8461

10 ай бұрын

​@Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu that's what a psy ops Chinese would say 🤔

When you catch the Chinese emperor lacking and you run a fade on him 😂😂😂😂💯💯

@djm334wog

10 ай бұрын

What Emperor Qin Huang Shi be pullin up to the opps with.

@Coffeishellagudfam

10 ай бұрын

Rob him for his jade pendant 🥷🏽

@Ros2fi0

7 ай бұрын

Emperor Bin Qi Lin has made it out the hood but will not make it past the Yangtze.

@caringheart34

2 ай бұрын

give him the tastiest mercury lean 😤

Fun fact: the first ancient Chinese manuscripts that were found by archaeologists had only one mysterious question on them, which linguists still cannot decipher: 'Waz zøp, ma ni gă?'

@violahero4life

7 ай бұрын

Why is no one bawling at this comment 😂

@Muken385

7 ай бұрын

@@violahero4lifecause it’s not funny

@breadtoasted2269

7 ай бұрын

Meh

@kryon2826

7 ай бұрын

It's a bit kinda a little bit funny

@FelgoTheMighty

7 ай бұрын

Nah fuck those guys, this IS funny

Bros opps are the Ming dynasty 💀💀💀

@chillking2936

7 ай бұрын

More like shang dynasty 💀💀💀

@Xsksnssjccxghb

6 ай бұрын

Waiting for linguist KZreadrs to come up with a ancient Chinese roadmen video

@BritishEmpire1924

Ай бұрын

​@@chillking2936more like Zhou dynasty💀

@chillking2936

Ай бұрын

@@BritishEmpire1924 both works 💀💀

WE MAKIN IT TO THE WEST WITH THIS ONE 🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥👑👑👑

@-w-.

10 ай бұрын

Actual genius comment here, king 👑

@djm334wog

10 ай бұрын

@@-w-. Thanks bro 🥶🥶🔥🔥

@fullmetaltheorist

10 ай бұрын

Son Goku ain't gonna see us pull up on his hood.

@wander7812

2 ай бұрын

​@takemichih294Son Goku is his actual name.

@wander7812

2 ай бұрын

@takemichih294 Why the notification is ssying u called me Ander

When I catch Lu Bu out in these streets.

@choochootrain2145

6 ай бұрын

I don't think I would have laughed so hard at your comment had I not randomly had a moment last year where I really got interested in the stories of lu bu after Watching record of Ragnarok

@ca9inec0mic58

6 ай бұрын

​@@choochootrain2145damn i came to know of lu bu through RoR too xD

We making it out of the Quing Dynasty with this one🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@robinagata

10 ай бұрын

Quing

@phillemon7664

10 ай бұрын

Should Intermittent Vengeance Arm Again His Red Right Hand To Plague Us? iykyk

@arya31ful

8 ай бұрын

How to make a Chinese dynasty name : 1. Pick a random stuff 2. Drop it into a a hard surface 3. Use the sound it makes into your dynasty name 4. Make sure to design a whole new Chinese character for the name or else your ancestors would teabag you every night.

@Arjibi

2 ай бұрын

You mean Ching dynasty?

We uniting the three kingdoms with this one

Wassup Beijing is canon

@ItsMyQuantMyQuantitative

11 ай бұрын

Why does everybody stared using ‚canon‘ at the same time. You are all fucking bots 🤖

@nigaer4360

11 ай бұрын

​@@ItsMyQuantMyQuantitativelike you lol tfu nigga😂😂😂

Certified Tang Dynasty Classic

@WolfKickboxing

10 ай бұрын

200.000 homeboys dead. Decisive tang victory

@haruzanfuucha

10 ай бұрын

The Tang spoke Middle Chinese

LYRICS FOR OLD CHINESE RAP🔥🔥🔥🔥 *Krung krah* *Srlup srlup* *Brocks brocks* *Muds ghoh* *Scrap guts* *Ing ning* Those goes fire 🔥🔥

@tobeyparker3459

10 ай бұрын

Krung krah hanji Srlup touch me at all Muds ghoh in the dungeon I scrap the guts the bang paul

@bwackbeedows3629

10 ай бұрын

​@@tobeyparker3459 WE STAY DRILLIN, BRUV. MAD DRILLINS, YEAH, MAD FILLINS 🇧🇫🇬🇧

@yinja3406

7 ай бұрын

🇵🇸 free palestine

@gamerawesome64dd91

7 ай бұрын

@@yinja3406 W

We getting rid of the Qing dinasty with this one 🥶🥶🥶🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

@cxellez

10 ай бұрын

LMAO

ice spice 💀

@user-rz7vo5qm9d

Жыл бұрын

U THOUGHT I WAS FEELIN U?

@yanivmozes8155

10 ай бұрын

Rice spice 💀

@Not_ThatGuy.

10 ай бұрын

​@@yanivmozes8155Rice spice💀

@zedonk4267

8 ай бұрын

​@@Not_ThatGuy.Rice spice 💀

@Smufdeer

2 ай бұрын

​@@zedonk4267 Rice spice💀

who let china cook back than🔥🔥🔥🔥

WE ARE GETTING IN THE YUAN DYNASTY WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

@jin_cotl

7 ай бұрын

lmao

"I never said that shit" -Sun Tzu

I sat through a 15 second unskipable ad on this video

@hectorgonzalez6089

10 ай бұрын

Same 😢

@JustSnakes911

10 ай бұрын

use a free adblock u lazies@@hectorgonzalez6089

@joegoodwin7292

10 ай бұрын

Same lol

@Khanh1321

10 ай бұрын

Yep some 15 second unskipable binge ad

@AceSpadesStudios

10 ай бұрын

same

Ancient language doesn't need autotune 🗿🔥

Sun Tzu was really drilling shit 😭

I love how its all just random garbled sound, but the last one just says EVENING.

One of the founding fathers of language in East Asia was Big Shaq

@Iam_kek

7 ай бұрын

I hate chocolate

@blumastersyt916

7 ай бұрын

@@Iam_kek r/woosh

@boiledrat

7 ай бұрын

the one and only

when you rep song dynasty and you hear mongolian throat singing coming up the steppe

Dang it finally happened; I got a 20 second unskippable ad on a 9 second video

@dalemonchannel

7 ай бұрын

Same

@Lollipop41378

7 ай бұрын

Poor

Imagine ancient chinenese communicates by throwing gang signs at each other

It's honestly interesting to hear that Chinese used to have very clear rolled R sounds given that modern Chinese people can't pronounce it

@Z130U

11 ай бұрын

Srrre srrre, bronx bronx

@why1513

11 ай бұрын

@@Z130U muts ga 💀

@shenzhong2942

11 ай бұрын

if this is genuine old chinese then it would need to be reconstructed, meaning it’s basically an educated guess and probably not accurate to how it was actually spoken. they are basing these reconstructions on old rhyming dictionaries. but historically speaking there has always been a gap between spoken and written chinese, so when trying to reconstruct the spoken language from writing, you are going to have major inaccuracies it was only in the last century that most dialects of chinese were standardized and given a written form, and even then, it can be a bit of a clumsy system at times since many dialects don’t mesh well with the written language. you can see this discrepancy in classical chinese vs written vernacular chinese

@AvrahamYairStern

11 ай бұрын

@@shenzhong2942 that's very true, I'm not sure how they reconstructed it because Chinese has always been logographic, maybe they reconstructed it via sound shifts in different Sinitic languages today

@arttrashuberalles7223

10 ай бұрын

​@@AvrahamYairSternThat's pretty much exactly how language reconstruction is done. For Old Chinese, reconstructions were partially made by analyzing rhyme schemes in ancient poetry, and examining the forms of early phono-semantic characters (while many people think of Chinese characters as purely pictographic or ideographic, the vast majority of even quite early Chinese characters are phono-semantic, meaning that they contain components that encode both meaning and pronunciation). One of the most important tools in recreating Ancient Chinese phonology, however, was comparative linguistics, by analyzing two sources in particular: cognate/related words in non-chinese Sino-Tibetan languages, and the Min Chinese language, a form of Chinese spoken by about 70 million residents of Fujian Province and their descendants in Taiwan, which evolved directly from Old Chinese, unlike almost every Sinitic Chinese language such as Mandarin (standard Chinese), Yue (Cantonese), or Wu (Shanghainese), which all diverged from Middle Chinese much later in history. It's amazing what comparative linguistics can do, despite lacking any writing system or records of it's sound or vocabulary, we have been able to confidently reconstruct massive portions of the Proto-Indo-European language for well over a century now by comparing the hundreds of languages that descended from it, from Sanskrit to Latin to Farsi.

Bro dissed the whole dynasty

@jamesolson4975

10 ай бұрын

Nah he dissed the ancestors bruh.💀

WE'RE BUILDING THE GREAT WALL WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Mongolians have been real quiet since this gem dropped 🥶🥶🥶🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🔥🔥🔥

@FalcomNPC

10 ай бұрын

Bruh. I'm dead. 💀😂

@neerkum5428

5 ай бұрын

They aren't silent you just haven't picked up their voice

We making out of the temple with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

@doodoofard69

10 ай бұрын

We making the Heavenly Mandate with this one 🔥🔥

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE TANG DYNASTY WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

I'd rep the heavenly demon cult ngl 🥶🥶🥶

@Saif_4229

10 ай бұрын

Hahahah

@anonymous-yf6ur

10 ай бұрын

We getting rid of murim alliance with this one🥶🥶🥶

@Saif_4229

10 ай бұрын

We opening the mount hua sect fr fr

@Caio-ow5tm

10 ай бұрын

We making it out of the beggars sect with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥

When she said "køm kra, szra szra, prop propz, muetz gå, skra huetz, ini", I felt that 😔✊🏻

@swank8508

Жыл бұрын

u swedish?

@gumarks_

Жыл бұрын

@@swank8508 Spanish, but I do know those letters kinda sound like that lmao

@millesimon6990

10 ай бұрын

@@swank8508 we don't even have ø in our alphabet, it's ö instead.

WE GETTING OUT OF THE 百年国耻 WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

@anonymous-yf6ur

10 ай бұрын

All hail the CCP! Bing Chilling.

@bingchilling6602

2 ай бұрын

​@@anonymous-yf6ur 早上好，中国现在我有冰淇淋🍦

WE’RE HAVING THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

WE CLAIMING THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

@user-ro8jm2zf9v

7 ай бұрын

Journey to the west coast my ninja

蒹葭蒼蒼、白露為霜。所謂伊人、(following verse not included in the video) 在水一方。 Translation: The reeds and rushes are lush, The white dew turned into frost. The man whom I long for, is somewhere around the water. Book of Songs, written sometime around 3,000 to 2,700 years ago

Truly a GRA-GRAAA and SKI-SKEET and BWAH-BRRAH hood moment ☠️

@wizarddaddy47

10 ай бұрын

The ting go BING CHILLING

I knew Carti been spitting in ancient Chinese all along

Dawg why did I have to watch an unskippable 15 second ad for this 😭

@AnythingGoesEditz

7 ай бұрын

Same...

@RahulChandel-rf5zt

7 ай бұрын

Its worth it

@Dhammavikasati

7 ай бұрын

Money 🤑

@the3lusive

7 ай бұрын

Mine was for 20 seconds 😮

@SlawBunnies909

7 ай бұрын

Yeah the ads are gettin worse on KZread. I’ll have unskippable ads for like 10 second videos lol. It’s fuckin annoying

Average day in the Chinese Hood

WE GETTING OUT OF THE HAN DYNASTY WITH THIS ONE 🗣️ 🔥

This is a certified Han classic.

Gheng Ghenghis Khan spinning the block with his horse: Skriiit Skriiiiiiit

@charliekelly735

7 ай бұрын

LOL

Hearing a lot of old chinese on the streets lately

@codedxxx

7 ай бұрын

😂

Desiigner be speakin Old Chinese Language all this time😧

@user-vc8pu5vk6z

10 ай бұрын

Didn't he name his song Panda?So it's fitting i guess.

han dynasty average conversation 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

now I know how "man's not hot" was based off💀💀

Funfact: Chinese Triads were the earliest known users of modern gang signs and handshakes

They invented gunpowder for a reason

The Yin-Yangster

15 second ad on 9 second video is outrageous

@ahtheh

7 ай бұрын

Lmao

@dave6429

7 ай бұрын

Just close the video player and click on the video again, for mobile. Or refresh the page if on the website

@DarkIzo

7 ай бұрын

i was using an old version until recently that could instaskip ads. they forced me inapp to update or else the app would terminate.

@patrickstar8356

7 ай бұрын

@@dave6429Even faster, just click on a short and it skips “unskippable” ads too

@chadthundercock3440

7 ай бұрын

Use revanced and get rid of ads

Smokin that Genghis Kahn pack

@moonriseillusion

Ай бұрын

Bruh 💀

Most old languages: 🥱😐 Old Chinese: 🥶🥶🔥🔥

@KH_waebak

4 ай бұрын

Sounds a lot like Cambodian aka Khmer language matter of fact a lot of Cambodia words sounds amazing in rap

@Dark.Pri77

4 ай бұрын

wait until Ancient Egyptian arrives

@user-culkepta

2 ай бұрын

Wait till he hears about proto indo european...

@comradeofthebalance3147

29 күн бұрын

Okay, to clarify the pronunciation is highly awkward because they are pronouncing it like fucking cavemen when humans were out of that period for millennia

"Skrrt skrrt" probably translated to "Harbinger of the apocalypse"

Didn't know the ancient Chinese homies were chill like that 🔥🔥

@karkador

Ай бұрын

wouldn't this be the opposite of chill since. guns. or did you not get it

Old Chinese Be droppin FACT!!!!

They were throwing bars. Now wonder their empire was so long

@banditbastard2585

8 ай бұрын

💀 ☠️ 💀

@FaeTheMf

8 ай бұрын

realizing every two generations they had revolts and revolutions:

Bro reppin' the Han Dynasty fr fr

@princessdollgf

10 ай бұрын

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE SLUMS AND INTO CHANG’AN CAPITAL 🗣🔥🔥💯💪 WE BRINGING HONOR TO OUR FAMILY ⚔️

@muunknight7662

10 ай бұрын

😂😂You stupid

@selectronhipower

10 ай бұрын

Username checks out

We getting betrayed by Lu Bu with this one. 🔥 🔥 🚒

When she said "Skra skra!" I felt that.

China after making gunpowder

WE WRITING THE ART OF WAR WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

We makin it out the Qing Dynasty with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😩😩😩😩😩💯💯💯💯🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

So you’re telling me that the average British roadman is technically bilingual?

can't believe that I had a 30 sec ad for this

WE PULLIN UP ON THE MONGOLIANS OPPS 🔥🗣️😈🥶💪💪💪😈🔥🥶💪😈🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🥶😈💀🫵🗣️🔥💪🇨🇳🇨🇳🔥🔥🇨🇳🇨🇳💪🔥

It gets crazier when you realise carti has always been rapping in old Chinese

WE GETTING OUT TO THE EMPEROR WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Boutta pull up on some Yellow Turbans ong gang gang🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️

Eminem has been real quiet after this album dropped

WE MADE THE REVOLUTION IN 1949 WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

@123playwright

10 ай бұрын

But it didn't make us out of T. Square (and I'm not talking about Times Square)

@toheekang174

5 ай бұрын

@@123playwrightit doesn’t exist

We making it out of the Huang He with this one🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🤑🤑🤑🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

@notasasukefanbelieveme9159

7 ай бұрын

Skr skrrra

@phylaxinator7040

7 ай бұрын

We makin it on the Silk road wit this banger 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🦅💯💯🦅🦅💥🗣🗣🔥🔥

So *LU BU* was a legit GANGSTER!? 😱 Makes sense.. He always had that *Black Airforce* energy 🔥

We representing the yin and yang gang with dis one 🗣️💯☯️🔥

New China awfully silent after this dropped

The algorithm has chosen you, Dragonborn.

@hi-am-pat2k176

10 ай бұрын

Indeed it has

@marigalante944

10 ай бұрын

This popped on my fyp lol 😭✋️

Chang’an M.a.a.d Province by Kenri La Ma sounding fresh and prosperous for the fengshui

@pepper7880

Ай бұрын

A+

@kalebtewodros

Ай бұрын

@@pepper7880 thanks

Imagine you minding your business and hear "Mutz guh" behind you 💀

We making it out the Warring States wit dis one 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

@ThePubg_Player

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

"kung ka, srr srr, brock brox, mots guu, skwraa guts, ii nii" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

Average Baltimore "English" speaker:

How +90% British gang raps sound like

@giniesyvae9040

6 ай бұрын

Thank u bruh why does all drill music sound like this

bro making my ancestors cry 😭

When *Lu Bu* pulls up on the battlefield

@Narty_Naz

Ай бұрын

Do not pursue Lu Bu

We makin it out of the Yangtze river with this one!! 🎉⛩️🇨🇳

3 unskibable ads on a 9 second video.

@flappyflap2693

7 ай бұрын

stop

@TojiFushigoroWasTaken

7 ай бұрын

u dont use revanced....lame

@Queen_Elizabeth249

7 ай бұрын

@MikaelArkangil bro.. 💀

@khirek5335

7 ай бұрын

​@@TojiFushigoroWasTakenhow does revanced still work for you cuz for me and my brother it stopped like 2 months ago, videos always stop at 1:10 I've tried everything clearing the cache etc etc

"DEFEND THE GATES! SKRRRT SKRRRRT"

@XuanVan335

8 ай бұрын

💀

We makin it out the Qin dynasty with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@CCP-6489tiananmen

10 ай бұрын

Yooo my madoka 10 pro swag evolution copy edition just wants to bring back qing dynasty with his power 🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🗣️🗣️

Nah man, this describes rappers too accurately

@suleimansghk

11 ай бұрын

i can totally agree

“silly opps being caught dishonorable once more” -Sun Tzu

“Kemu kra, slru slru, bra braxs, Muts guh, scrah whats, evening”

"I never let the opps catch me lackin', cuz I always stay packin'." -Sun Tzu probably

@Outrunner912

7 ай бұрын

"I swear i did not say any of this shit" -Sun Tzu

@play3r.wav.

7 ай бұрын

​@@Outrunner912"Yes I did" - Sun Tzu

@Outrunner912

7 ай бұрын

@@play3r.wav. "May the curse be upon those liars" -Sun Tzu

The Ting go SKRRRRRAAAk

@angularsaxophone5820

10 ай бұрын

PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP

@paulwaIker

10 ай бұрын

@@angularsaxophone5820SKIDIDI PAP PAP

@anon108

10 ай бұрын

​@@paulwaIkerAND A PU PU PUDRRR BOOM

Thanks for translating old mandrin to sign languages so that deaf people can hear❤

The sample Breakcore artists are after:

Needed to watch and unskippable 25 second ad for this

@kobold7466

11 ай бұрын

laughs in adblock

@dooh1ckey

11 ай бұрын

worth it tbh

@mangobaby_videos

11 ай бұрын

@@kobold7466Is it still unblocked? Thought KZread would’ve been getting up them

@kristiant96

11 ай бұрын

no adblocker in current year ?

@BoleOfOatmeal

11 ай бұрын

Bro wtf, I ain’t getting any ad revenue off my channel… @youtube, tf is up?