Blinds to Go guy needs a dip in the tub as a reward for all his contributions, in my opinion.

@pat_finnerty

8 ай бұрын

I tried, he had work. Units don’t move themselves. Called Lloyd too but he was waiting on a HVAC guy.

@sombra1111

8 ай бұрын

@@pat_finnerty You're so ironic. Can I be your friend? 🥺

@cheelerocheeler5879

8 ай бұрын

Damn. BT-double-G is a busy man.

@volume_xo

8 ай бұрын

Thank you for sayong this, i had prior engagements however the offer was there

@kevinoshea557

7 ай бұрын

@pat_finnerty where can i find the audio file for that horn? I need that as my text alert

Fold up? Try that in a small tub…

@labrys031-chan

5 ай бұрын

underrated comment

@Stephie2007

5 ай бұрын

😂

@ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI

5 ай бұрын

Why isn't this pinned?

@dh1380

4 ай бұрын

Petition to pin this comment 👇

@ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI

4 ай бұрын

@@dh1380 agreed

I need a shitty country song about how a broken escalator is just stairs in a small town

@cdwilliams1

7 ай бұрын

Thank you for the convenience!

@JM-nb4yo

6 ай бұрын

Hedberg!@@cdwilliams1

@ruthie8785

6 ай бұрын

I was stairs in a small town I went up in a small town I never moved in a smaaaall town I was always, station-ary

@DKdrop

3 ай бұрын

Honestly, that’d be hard, because that sounds like the premise of a really good country song. Like, I could see Nick Shoulders writing that.

47:52 The joke with Pat talking about how cities aren’t patriotic with Independence Hall in the background is absolutely golden 😂 11/10

@SeasideDetective2

4 ай бұрын

In a way, cities are more "old-fashioned" than small towns. What I mean is that they're older in the most literal sense of the word, because their large populations indicate that they've been settled longer. Chicago, Miami, and Las Vegas are the rare big cities whose populations exploded seemingly overnight.

@melnorthrope4355

2 ай бұрын

Im from Australia, and even i know about that Liberty Bell shit

@rupertbee

10 күн бұрын

Just caught that. Thanks.

"It took four people to write this" never felt like such a scathing insult

@mondegreen9709

5 ай бұрын

Apparently it takes four of them to change a light bulb, too.

@lr6884

5 ай бұрын

You should check out Todd Snider's song "if tomorrow never comes". Some beautiful jabs at the Nashville machine.

@hambor12

5 ай бұрын

It's like the defunctland bit on the story of Catherine O'Cleary, the fictional elderly Irishwoman whose was blamed (alongside her cow) for starting the Chicago Fire in an article penned by at least 3 people to stoke anti-Irish and anti-Catholic sentiments of the time

@chinchillaman1

4 ай бұрын

yea an Beyonce's girls run the world took 12, your point is moot.

@cyruskane8687

4 ай бұрын

@@chinchillaman1 6, actually, and each accomplished songwriters, unlike the quartet consisting of 2 has-beens and 2 nobodies that wrote this for Jason Aldean.

Pat, you are the only person who can give off relentless positivity while literally complaining.

@brianoldro9305

8 ай бұрын

He does do that good observation

@smelltheglove2038

8 ай бұрын

Usually when people do this they come off as fake. He actually pulls it off somehow.

@oldieal7032

8 ай бұрын

I usually dislike negative content such as CinemaSins, but Pat manages to stay fresh and fun throughout. Probably a side effect of making videos when he wants to rather than just churning out a content mill of trash.

@billycox475

8 ай бұрын

You made me laugh 😂 Thank you!

@Mighty_Atheismo

8 ай бұрын

He got that dude for being the most casual of all Metallica fans in such a gentle way.

Country music just becoming Nickleback is one of the funniest outcomes possible.

@raveoreynolds6049

8 ай бұрын

Sure, if a single JA single somehow represented an entire genre in 2023.

@breal9435

8 ай бұрын

Nickelback is better

@tool6913ca

8 ай бұрын

​@@raveoreynolds6049like it's only one bad apple

@mogmason6920

8 ай бұрын

It’s not even Country anymore, it’s Buttrock, now with Banjos!

@floptart5712

8 ай бұрын

Hickleback

A dirt road A cold beer A blue jeans A red pickup A rural noun, simple adjective

@robjgolde3221

3 ай бұрын

No shoes No shirt No Jeewwss…you didn’t hear that! Sort of a mental typo.

@VijemaVati

3 ай бұрын

I walk n talk like a country man But these boots I’m wearin’ cost THREE GRAND

@EleanorofAquitaine42

2 ай бұрын

Like Mike’s Evanderin’ Fuck your ears I’m panderin’ I write songs about people who do Jobs in the towns that I’d never move to.

@eljoel89

8 күн бұрын

​@@VijemaVatiI write songs about ridin' tractors, From the comfort of a private jet.

My wife's nephew was learning to play guitar and he was playing country music. I said I didn't know you like country music. He said I don't, but it's easy to play.

@erkl8823

6 ай бұрын

Adam Jones (Tool guitarist/founder) said country (guitar stylings only, of course) was/is a big inspiration for his guitar style (I'm assuming chords/fretting mostly). Anyway, not a defense of country, I'm certainly not into it, but I also don't think we should confuse... whatever this "modern" sh*t is, with what country used to mean.

@AKguru762

6 ай бұрын

Adam Jones is the GOAT

@Tim_the_Enchanter

6 ай бұрын

When I was a kid, my friends used to ask me why I was always playing Bob Dylan songs, and I would say, "Because I can't play or sing."

@garethbaus5471

6 ай бұрын

He isn't wrong.

@victorheath1459

6 ай бұрын

@karld001 That’s why my first band was a ska band, it was easy.

The "I don't think they ripped off kyrptonite or 3 doors down. I think it was worse than that. I think the were influenced by 3 doors down." had me in stitches.

@thepolarphantasm2319

8 ай бұрын

The origin of the Freedom Four > the origin of the fantastic four

@yousuckdicks1

8 ай бұрын

the long silent stare

@liquidcouragesailing9370

8 ай бұрын

the pause Pat takes after delivering the line is comedy gold.

@kvltizt

7 ай бұрын

*chair crackles through the silence*

"A full Phantom down" Everything Pat says is instantly iconic.

@ellarobinson6827

8 ай бұрын

It's incredible really

@BeniRoseMusic

8 ай бұрын

I fucking lost it on “full phantom” he’s so damn quick!

@EnragedSephiroth

8 ай бұрын

Laughed at that line.

@Brynn_Wood

8 ай бұрын

Best line and another new Pat standard measurement.

@tunebean508

8 ай бұрын

Let's see Beato try that

Putting the lyrics to Try That In a Small Town to "Ohio" is an absolute stroke of genius. It somehow makes the inane text into something worth listening to.

@teadrinker3290

6 ай бұрын

Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if that was a full song. The vintage music makes it way more tolerable.

@MrRAGE-md5rj

6 ай бұрын

I was gonna insult you, but reading your name saved me the trouble.@@teadrinker3290

@pr0ntab

3 ай бұрын

I thought about this some more and I realized that it sounded like the hypothetical singer really felt and believed what they were singing and even if I didn't agree with it upon reflection I still felt like I'd be compelled to hear them out. This is the power of a good performance.

@RisqueBrusque

17 сағат бұрын

It's actually the only way "Try That in a Small Town" gets stuck in my head

"What do cities have to do with America" in front if Independence Hall is an amazing gag

That sleeping guy singing the D note had me crying. So good

@swo8on

8 ай бұрын

💀

@charlesdemers1197

4 ай бұрын

"What."

@ericbjorkqvist6853

4 ай бұрын

THATS ROB TO YOU!

@alonsoarana5307

2 ай бұрын

​@@charlesdemers1197that delivery sounded like Peter Quill when his dad tells him he gave his mom cancer

The look after the line “I’m not saying they ripped off Three Doors Down…I’m saying they were influenced by them” slayed me. Since this is an apology video I have to make my own apology. I think on the second or third video I watched of Pat’s I commented that if he would cut out some of the comedy and get his videos down to a tight 20 it would be more watchable. I was wrong and I’m sorry. I watched this entire hour and laughed out loud a number of times. Alas I have no idea how to make amends

@mansell101

8 ай бұрын

The way he held that stare after saying "I think they were infuenced by 3 Doors Down" killed me. Side note: the band I play in wanted to cover "Kryptonite." I made sure that didn't happen.

@AcidropOSY

8 ай бұрын

Just don’t do the I, IV, vi, V and you’re good

@doylerudolph7965

8 ай бұрын

@@mansell101 even if it was a good song, it's a very annoying one to play. Especially for the drummer, poor guy has to play the least inspired half snare roll of all time for the better part of four minutes.

@thenightrider2121

8 ай бұрын

@@doylerudolph7965 It would be funny if they decided to pull a random person from the crowd just to do the "YEAH!"

@iliketrains3495

5 ай бұрын

It’s the new “I don’t think it stinks because it’s a rip-off. I think it stinks and it’s a rip-off”

I live in a small town, population about 6,000. Problem is, it seems about 3,000 of them are meth heads.

@headheretic1580

6 ай бұрын

same shit in smaller towns lmao, we have less than a thousand and we still manage to have an area of town my boss calls the projects

@dragonsword7370

Ай бұрын

​​@@headheretic1580 funny thing is that section of town has probably been "that part of town" for long, it's in the foundation of that area. That is going to be harder economically or other issues.

@thepolarphantasm2319

Ай бұрын

So how is bogalusa, LA anyway

As someone who lives in rural America, all we got going on out here is poverty and fentanyl. Seriously, this place sucks, and a lot of the people I grew up with here have either left for bigger cities or died. I don't understand glorifying small towns as this utopia. Y'all have jobs in cities. You have entertainment. Nightlife. A bigger dating pool. Resources for virtually every problem. I'm feeling like the US's small town fetish is very much an American thing that other countries genuinely don't get.

Let's all appreciate the songwriting of "This Kiss". Not only is it a bop, but to put "centrifugal motion", "perpetual bliss" and "pivotal moment" all in the chorus - that's a lesson in linguistics right there! And to then sing that like it's nothing... Serious chops!

@succumbtoviolets

7 ай бұрын

i haven't looked this up, but surely the last time "centrifugal" has ever been used in a country song.

@TremorX

7 ай бұрын

I would watch a "Physics with Faith Hill" youtube series.

@gfh110

7 ай бұрын

I learned more about math and physics from "This Kiss" than I did in all of high school.

@McPhisto

7 ай бұрын

I would've sworn it's "centripetal".

@briancrawford8751

7 ай бұрын

@@McPhisto It should be centripetal. Centrifugal force drives two bodies in motion away from each other.

"What has a city ever had to really do with America?" as you walk by Independence Hall is pure gold. I'm a Canadian living in Japan, and even I felt a little American patriotism for that expert trolling.

@jon1913

8 ай бұрын

That was beautiful visual gag, unfortunately I bet most of Jason Aldean's fans wouldn't catch the reference.

@playgroundchooser

8 ай бұрын

I damn near did a spit take when I realized where he was walking. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joer8273

8 ай бұрын

@@jon1913makes the humor even richer. Haha

@farkasmactavish

7 ай бұрын

​@@dananderson6697Philadelphia has always been an urban center and you're high as a kite my guy.

@dananderson6697

7 ай бұрын

@farkasmactavish You are making the exact same ignorant mistake. An "urban center" in 1776 would be completely unrecognizable in virtually every way to a modern urban squish. You would think it was the most rustic, "redneck" place you'd ever been. Regardless, it is absolutely insane to think that modern Philly (or any Democrat run open sewer that used to be a city) would be approved of by people who's entire philosophy and worldview revolved around each individual being responsible for himself and his own way in the world. It's historical ignorance on such a massive scale it's almost difficult to comprehend.

Jason: " In a small town, people look after each other nobody what walk of life you come from" As somebody from an extremely small and extremely Conservative Town in the Bible Belt, I can confirm that statement is absolute BS.

@Do_not_at_me_bro

5 ай бұрын

You must be Liberal trash then

@chiefkeefmoney

5 ай бұрын

@@Do_not_at_me_browhy would their political agenda matter if the town is conservative and the people aren’t nice

@charlesdemers1197

5 ай бұрын

@@Do_not_at_me_bro Try and be more tolerant to different opinions bud.

That Willie Nelson line sent me on a wild tangent as a former horse girl. I am disappointed to report that no one seems to have made a custom My Little Pony doll of him, but there is a namesake therapy horse.

No hard feelings Pat. Again at the end of the day we took it is a complement. Working on some original music right now. Excited to hear which songs stink

@JT-nk3sh

8 ай бұрын

we love you desert taco band

@innoc4063

8 ай бұрын

Common Desert Tacos Band W

@doomdoomdoom1016

8 ай бұрын

Fuck yeah DTB!

@richiecook2305

8 ай бұрын

DTB FTW!!

@richieheyward161

8 ай бұрын

DTB is back baby!

Never expected to be so invested in a niche youtube fandom at this time in my life. Fucking love it

@canesrule96

8 ай бұрын

Even on a Saturday noight

@lesbianmustardbottle957

8 ай бұрын

🥳🥳@@canesrule96

@aw2584

8 ай бұрын

100% first youtuber ever I would consider subscribing to Patreon or smth. Perhaps its because I've been watching these videos over and over for like what, a year or two, and it's still a relatively small channel so it feels intimate but I doubt thats the reason, it just scratches all the itches I've been itching to scratch youtubewise

"Slow kryptonite" broke me and made me a lifelong fan of whatever this guy says.

I’m a huge classic country fan and the “Merle Haggard looks like a scratch off ticket” and “Willie Nelson looking and sounding like a horse” both had me cry-laughing

“If Jason Aldean’s still has the guns that his granddaddy gave him, what happened to the record collection?” This may be my favorite WMTSS quote yet

@AnIdiotsLantern

7 ай бұрын

His grandpa didn’t have nearly enough Staind or Skillet is record collection

@Soufriere84

7 ай бұрын

Skeet shooting because he has zero respect for music? :P My thought upon hearing that line was, "If the guns are that old, are they even in working condition? Aldean is clearly too stupid to do proper maintenance. If they're just meant to be display pieces then why is he throwing a hissy fit?" EVERY gun control bill ever proposed specifically exempts non-working firearms AND working hunting rifles.

@timd729

7 ай бұрын

Why would you assume an old gun isn't working? You can assume an old gun works unless there is visible damage

@xXEGPXx

7 ай бұрын

@@timd729 You should never assume anything about guns, that is one of the most important rules of guns

@timd729

7 ай бұрын

@@xXEGPXx well if you aren't familiar with an old gun don't just assume it's broken is all I'm saying... Assume it works because chances are unless there is visible damage it probably does

Walking in front of Independence Hall while doing the patriot rant was 10/10

@marxman6896

7 ай бұрын

Genius. Actually genius.

@wintergloom5695

7 ай бұрын

As soon as I saw him walking around there I was thinking damn that's clever. So much American history in Philly

@thelonelypamphleteer5722

7 ай бұрын

I was wondering if anyone else caught that

@danieltx7066

7 ай бұрын

I was thinking, “please, PLEASE be walking toward Independence Hall.”

The small town I grew up in for the first 17 years of my life called the cops on me for changing my brake fluid in the park one time when I felt my brakes getting spongy, and another time for walking around on the back roads because there was *nothing to do in that town.* People were just as selfish, nosey, scummy and vindictive as in any city. The school was dogshit with bullying and drugs, nobody cared. It felt like me and two friends against the whole world- not any remote sense of a small town banding together. This guy is singing about an America that hasn't existed for at least 70 years, and probably never really existed at all beyond an idealized mutual admiration society enjoyed by a privileged few straight white men with subservient wives. The """good old days""" for some good old boys.

I moved from Denver to a small town in Arkansas about a year ago. The only thing we have here that they don't have in Denver is rampant police corruption. The "neighborly" angle is bullshit too, miss being a part of a community that actually takes care of each other for no reason besides that it's the right thing to do. And as far as I have seen, there is literally nobody who shares my interests and views on the world in this whole damn county. Maybe that's what I really wanted to say. Pat's videos, and the community, and the channel lore, help me feel less lonely here.

Dude. I'm not even joking when I say that this man is literally one of the best KZreadrs on the platform. You know you've found an absolute S+ tier content king when he can be gone for ages, and as soon as he pops up back in your feed, you stop what youre doing and watch. Please keep up the amazing work Pat. Congrats on the hot tub. I'm glad that Simple Plan worked my guy

@floepiejane

8 ай бұрын

I did that. I woke up to it. Watched straight through. I'm the kind of guy that trolls Norm McDonald fans who call him genius... and they all say I have no sense of humor, and I think they're right. I never laugh at comedy or comedians. It's true. Haaardly ever. But Finnerty? That's a funny fyck right there. He gets belly laughs out of me. Who'da thought that a bald 6'5" Irish-American musician in Philly would be funny 🤷🏽 Oh! Congrats on the tub, man. Sincerely. You look so happy. Cheers ✌🏽🌻

@oldmanandrew

8 ай бұрын

I can’t believe it took me 8 hours to get to this.

@Blodhelm

8 ай бұрын

*stop what you're doing and watch, for an hour.

@MisterFarce

7 ай бұрын

I can't help but feel that if H.Bomberguy were a musician this is the content we'd get.

Another female fan here, when I saw he was BACK with a ONE HOUR video I thought about how happy it made me and how much effort he put in for all of us fans! What a rock star.

@lesbianmustardbottle957

8 ай бұрын

Pat carries the torch so that others may _see_

@billycox475

8 ай бұрын

Pat Finnerty and acollierastro are about the only KZreadrs I'll spend an hour on

@lilith6072

8 ай бұрын

standup comedians hate him- consistently funny and impactful while being a compassionate person. and can i mention the part where he interviewed random people in his city who all say they love their neighbors 😭

"That's how it is in a small town; we take care of our own." As someone who lived in a small town for a decade, no we fucking don't.

@Reverend_Salem

6 ай бұрын

my favorite country song about small towns is "Hate Lives in a Small Town" from Aurelio Voltaire.

@Kawamura2

6 ай бұрын

As someone else that has live in a small southern town for close to 30 years now , I couldn't agree more. People make a pretense of being nice, caring and "Christian", but enjoy backbiting and trashing others behind their back. There are some genuine people here, but you're right, taking care "of our own" is not my experience of living in a small town.

@ImaginaryAlchemist

6 ай бұрын

They take care of _their own,_ meaning people who look and think like they do. So it is still technically correct

@Kawamura2

6 ай бұрын

@@ImaginaryAlchemist Yeah, you're right of course. But in my case no one knows I'm not "Their Own" here lol

@Ugly_German_Truths

6 ай бұрын

And weird how the "artist" that writes about it had nothing better to do than GETTING THE FUCK OUT of "small Town" into some big ass mansion in one o9f the most urbanized Areas of the USA (Southern Florida is basically one big cancer of big cities touching on each other all round Miami) as soon as he had the money to do that. Taking care of others? Aldean's ass!

"If Jason Aldean still has his granddaddy's guns, what happened to the record collection?" is hilarious and brutal, but it's also a pretty insightful comment on "patriot" branding in general - cynical culture warriors performatively claiming ownership over art forms they clearly have no real interest in, take no real joy in.

pat i am so proud to be one of your remarkably few female fans

@grantandrews4826

8 ай бұрын

Fuckin A, sister.

@Borninxixax

8 ай бұрын

🤝

@thejesse

8 ай бұрын

you are the 2.7%

@LizAnnsonZ

8 ай бұрын

we should reward ourselves with another decorative pillow

@bbens999

8 ай бұрын

Somebody get this gal a hot tub!

Imma tell you right now, I live in a small town. Very small. I hate my neighbors.

@matthewdennis1739

7 ай бұрын

That’s why you live outside the town….ahhhh…no neighbors.

@unablenarwal8863

7 ай бұрын

I live in a very small town and my neighbor yells at the cars passing bye other than him I have no opinion about my neighbors

@lnielse1

6 ай бұрын

@@ConnbineHarvester Dang it! Everybody should speak English. Even if you live in another country.

@prufrock1977

6 ай бұрын

I left my small town. Left the whole fuckin’ country. Much better life and making more money.

@motherofthetans

6 ай бұрын

I lived downtown before I moved to a small town and when I lived downtown I knew my neighbors and we gave a shit about each other. I've lived in a small town for fifteen years, in the same house, and only one neighbor speaks to us. Everybody else is all cliqued up and probably wouldn't call 911 if our house was on fire. I hate it here

As someone who grew up in a small town, I totally agree that there are indeed scumbags in small towns.

@clpthegamer3129

6 ай бұрын

yep, all these people never heard of Skidmore, Missouri who was terrorized by Ken McElroy for around 30 years until they finally had enough and wacked the guy

@jannetteberends8730

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@clpthegamer3129was thinking the same.

@mollybennett3291

6 ай бұрын

Agreed, I also take issue with the fact that Jason Aldean isn’t from a “small town”, and doesn’t current live in one. I don’t mean to gatekeep what counts as close knit community but I wouldn’t call 80k people a small town by any stretch.

@jannetteberends8730

6 ай бұрын

@@mollybennett3291 your comment reminded me that old neighbourhoods in the big cities in the Netherlands are also tight knit communities. Often with their own culture and dialect, some of them recognisable for everybody. Like Cockney from London.

@bharland85

6 ай бұрын

Yeah man. I grew up in quintessential 'small town' Texas and lemme tell ya... a lot of these small towns are stuffed to the gills with scumbags. There were decent people but towns like mine (a former klan stronghold) didn't suddenly outgrow their violence and racism, they just learned to keep it out of sight. The only ones not subject to their relentless toxicity, petty cruelty, aggressive religious alienation, and near constant acts of violence are the ones who buy in and commit those wrongs themselves (on some level). They're mad that they lost their monopoly on violence and can no longer subject others to their wretched will consequence free. The reality of their 'small town' fantasy is that it's hell if you're not one of them and any difference, no matter how small, sets you apart. I've known those folks all my life and they are awful people by and large.

The thrash metal kid I was at 13 is taking such joy at watching you let the Target Metallica shirt guy bury himself.

A full hour and a Pat return? Yes please and thank you!

@singersonspeakerphone2421

8 ай бұрын

And it don't get better than this

@mausklick1635

8 ай бұрын

I don't know he lost me 10 minutes in this time.

@galvanizedgnome

8 ай бұрын

His old stuff was good. His political stuff on this one is sad and pathetic. Boring too.

@mcbrodz1663

8 ай бұрын

@@galvanizedgnomeshut up nerd

@RichWellner

8 ай бұрын

Pat Finnerty is Jerry Seinfeld if Jerry played guitar. Fight me!

To have the story line finally be completed - to see Pat finally get a hot tub and complete the Simple Plan - fills me with so much joy. His happiness is my happiness too

@JohnSnow-lb6xi

8 ай бұрын

I did a little fat guy happy dance when I realized what was going on...

I love how after this stupid song and "Rich Men North of Richmond" got popular, the Onion published an article with the headline, "Man Who Said N-Word Standing Near Guitar Reaches Top Of Country Billboard Charts."

@thepolarphantasm2319

5 ай бұрын

There's a guy on KZread who's made every kinda remix of Oliver Anthony you can imagine and it's all just him singing about fudge rounds 👍

@ritas1977

5 ай бұрын

There is not a single n-word in lyrics.

@lightsupportweapon

5 ай бұрын

@@ritas1977subtext and inference? not real. ok!

@sean-in-wnc

5 ай бұрын

​@@ritas1977Nobody... said there was? That's like half the context of the joke.

@ritas1977

5 ай бұрын

@@sean-in-wnc I don't understand this joke.

I am from the south on the other side of semi small town. The phrase "Good Ol' Boys" was always about those who wear hoods and have badges. My late grandfather was a WWII vet. He fought for a country that had a segregated army. American black soldiers receive used and broken equipment and were put on the front lines. He didn't get his G.I bill like his fellow white Americam vets. But he still severed his country, join the civil rights movement, and was positive figure not just in our family but within our community. I can give two shits if Jason Aldean cares to respect men like my grandfather but I continue on my grandfather's legacy to fight racism.

@CPDheadstomp

6 ай бұрын

So being against high crime rates in a city makes you racist? Why? You’re the one injecting race into it. That would make you the racist.

@Do_not_at_me_bro

5 ай бұрын

Smartest Race Grifter take

@prism_of_selves

2 ай бұрын

@@Do_not_at_me_brobro you unironically use the term 'leftoid'

PLEASE don't apologize to Walker Hayes. He's done a Christmas version of "Fancy Like". It features the line "Hey Jesus, it's your birthday!".

@DTheAustralian

7 ай бұрын

that's so dumb it wraps around to being adorable lol

@galvanizedgnome

7 ай бұрын

Noone else is sad this guy has succumbed to his trump derangement? He used to at least hold it in a little. He will need to be on sue a side watch next elections.

@maxsmart9116

7 ай бұрын

​@@galvanizedgnomethe background music is everything that's wrong with modern country. Has nothing to do with TDS.

@retinalcircus

7 ай бұрын

​​@@galvanizedgnometake your salty maga tears and disappointment someplace else. No one cares. Stop making everything about that sulking tub of sorbet

@TacticusPrime

7 ай бұрын

@@galvanizedgnome It is pretty astonishing how deranged the Republican party has become. Chris Fucking Christie has to be the adult in the room? Eisenhower is definitely spinning in his grave.

I love your gags, your jokes, your recurring bits and your recurring cast of friends and family. But it's your big damn heart that gets me every time.

@JohannesWiberg

8 ай бұрын

Agreed. There are tons of funny youtubers, and there are tons of musical youtubers. But only one god damn Pat Finnerty.

I grew up in a small town. Petty, cruel, small minded, racist, ableist crime-ridden nightmare run by violent, religious bullies. I have lived in a big city for 25 years now, and I will never never never never live in a small town again. I can't even stand the suburbs. So judgy.

@wisewolftony

4 ай бұрын

I lived in a small town but it was solid probably because it was in Massachusetts. Now live in a small city smaller than where ever Aldean was from which had 3x the population my city does. Not like a moved far though as I could drive to the small town in like 10 minutes.

The first thing you learn about a small town is that the "hospitality" and "looking out for your neighbor" lasts as long as it takes for them to learn of any "sin" you have committed. Because if you are a gay, a bisexual, a lesbian, trans, if you don't support Republicans, if you don't support the right Republicans, if you say the wrong thing to the wrong person... they all turn to a pit of vipers. A small town is like living amongst a pit of vipers, waiting for any justification to turn their fangs on you or even on their fellow viper. Because it doesn't matter if you went after the outsider with the others time and again. The moment you give the slightest indication of something being "off" about you or even people associated with you... The knives are out.

@horrorfan1978

6 ай бұрын

how can you be this delusional

@DAsrada

6 ай бұрын

@@horrorfan1978 Are you calling actual, proven events delusion simply because they don't align with your view of a small town? Matthew Shepard just as one extremely noteworthy example.

@horrorfan1978

6 ай бұрын

@@DAsrada there are bugs in your skin GET THEM OUT THEY'RE LAYING EGGS QUICK HURRY

@DAsrada

6 ай бұрын

@@horrorfan1978 kindly shut up.

I was saying to my partner YESTERDAY you haven’t added to this series in over a year. Missed you Pat, looking forward to a long one

@adrianguinn3331

8 ай бұрын

Eerily the same. Like, verbally out loud in the car yesterday.

@collinmc90

8 ай бұрын

I was saying the same thing to my dad like two days ago hahaha

@akf2000

8 ай бұрын

I mean same thing except I was thinking about the film Freddy Got Fingered for no reason, then today Google showed me an article about how it was Roger Ebert's most hated movie.

@jeremyweaver5639

8 ай бұрын

I told my partner this weekend that "that guy who makes videos about terrible songs" must've moved on with his life lol

@swansox

8 ай бұрын

Yes!! Yesterday, out of the blue, I thought…”I hope he’s ok. It’s been ages since he released a video.”

The deep references, in-jokes and plain wealth of knowledge pertaining to scum bag rock really cooks my pasta. Another instant classic.

@colin-nekritz

8 ай бұрын

That shot of Pat saying "maybe cities don't know about freedom" while literally walking by the building where the friggin' US Liberty Bell which was rung to celebrate US's freedom was just too perfect.

@hitthegoat

8 ай бұрын

Cooks my pasta. I’m gonna borrow that one

The world is a better place because Pat Finnerty exists.

"This kiss" had actual science in it (centrifugal motion). Top-tier.

The Rick Ruben drop during chop sticks takes the cake. Absolute gold Pat.

@badredfinn2982

8 ай бұрын

Beato!!!

@_SPREZZATURA_McGEE_

8 ай бұрын

Rick Rubin and Beato flash-cameos made me actually LOL!!

I have been arguing for “waiting all week for Sunday night” to be the lyric for the better part of a decade, so I just wanted to thank you for using your platform to support this issue.

@brianbelgard5988

7 ай бұрын

Its either a psyop or she refused to redo the original.

@AudreyGraceB

7 ай бұрын

My guess is some exec says absolutely not to that lyric, because it undermines the other -day night football games. I filly agree with you and Pat on this one though.

@brianbelgard5988

6 ай бұрын

@@AudreyGraceB as someone who works in advertising, this makes perfect sense. The number of times we’ve had to photoshop out small objects impossible to see in a banner ad is mind blowing.

@ImaginaryAlchemist

6 ай бұрын

​@@AudreyGraceBthat does make a lot of sense, they don't want to downplay the other games. I wonder if something like "been waiting all Sunday for tonight" would work. I'm not a musician or an advertising expert by any means, but it at least makes more sense than waiting all day for Sunday night

@Hawk7886

6 ай бұрын

I can't imagine watching that stuff for a decade.

I live in a small town. Everyone here is paranoid, armed, and hates the government. The crime rate is alarmingly high. Racial tension is palpable.

@jedimasterjoe5386

Ай бұрын

CosmicWaltz7 hating the government is a bad thing?

@CosmicWaltz7

Ай бұрын

@@jedimasterjoe5386 Most of the ones hating the government are on government benefits.

@AlexanderNash

26 күн бұрын

@@jedimasterjoe5386 arbitrarly hating it merely because its' goverment is, I despise our current goverment in it's current form. but yes "government = bad" is a bad, reductive take.

@dervideominister

18 күн бұрын

@@jedimasterjoe5386 you think hating the core of civilisation, law and order, the basics order of economy is a good thing? you can be dissatisfied with the political direction - but you should love the country, the system of democracy and yes - the government that keeps everything together. No government means anarchy!

@jedimasterjoe5386

16 күн бұрын

@@AlexanderNash nope

“I don’t think they ripped off Kryptonite or 3 Doors Down, it’s worse than that, I think they were influenced by 3 Doors Down” IM DEAD

Me, a female Pat fan: There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!!

@NeoN-PeoN

8 ай бұрын

I'm not even sure that's true...

@apriljean8614

8 ай бұрын

​@@NeoN-PeoN off of this comment section theres at least 3 of us

@swansox

8 ай бұрын

@@apriljean8614Four!

@AaBb-zj2ld

8 ай бұрын

thanks for showing out

@stevenhaas9622

8 ай бұрын

Based on his number of subscribers there are approximately 4,320 of you.

I am always impressed with Pat's ability to talk to random people on the street.

@RustyVaperGameplay

8 ай бұрын

You would be confused by England. I will regularly have conversations with strangers. A few weeks ago I ended up at a pub with strangers and ended up hanging out for 18 hours. Ended up doing a bunch of coke.

@sailorstarchild

8 ай бұрын

@@RustyVaperGameplay I might be socially awkward.

@ROOKTABULA

8 ай бұрын

@@RustyVaperGameplay Seriously. So many of my friends in Canaduh are amazed how random people, especially people that are fukt up, will just start up a convo with me.

@RustyVaperGameplay

8 ай бұрын

@@ROOKTABULA Saw some guys in a shop at 1am... Later I saw him in town and recognized him I was like "Yo", he said "Do you drink?" and I just replied with "Pub?". It was 11am.

@fgoindarkg

8 ай бұрын

You mean like panhandlers, and tweakers? They'll talk to anyone. They'll talk to their feet.

'Try that in a small town.' US Grant. ' I did. You surrendered.'

@nick1512

4 ай бұрын

Dead 😂😂😂 I'm from South Ga and I love it when I have to remind people of Grant and Sherman

@heywoodjablome5380

3 ай бұрын

Been too long since I did some Shermanposting 😎

@jedimasterjoe5386

Ай бұрын

Try hard with a over used joke

@thepolarphantasm2319

Ай бұрын

Confederate flag + Nahtzee flag + Trump flag = lost cause hat trick

Honestly one of my favorites of your videos. I rewatch this way too regularly.

"Three Doors Watered-Down" is savage

@1th_to_comment.

5 ай бұрын

Sounds like the name of an ancient from rain world or something

@Mae_Dastardly

4 ай бұрын

@@1th_to_comment. omfg I love u so much for that lmao

@gillianb6508

3 ай бұрын

It’s my new favorite 😂

There's something very special to this chaotic editing and random tangents and fucking live calling sleeping people to sing notes for you. Welcome back Pat

@adamlane6453

8 ай бұрын

The tangents are NOT random!

@seanmalroy

7 ай бұрын

@@adamlane6453 that’s what blows me away is all of the one offs and tangents are actually in service of a bigger point. This is an amazing composition.

I think if we were to sum up this kind of song, we could call it, “performative patriotism”. It’s the same thing we saw post-9/11 where every song had to mention Jesus, the flag and the troops (looking at you, Zac Brown Band). Wanting a safe community isn’t a bad thing, but suggesting you’re gonna play vigilante to enforce that life without doing the groundwork to actually alleviate the real problems communities, both rural and urban, have is just short-sighted and willfully ignorant of the problems that cause these issues in the first place. This song is representative of the shallow and fearful perspective so prevalent in its intended audience. That’s why this song sucks.

@suppositorylaxative3179

6 ай бұрын

Lol they don’t believe in systemic issues

@SebineLifeWind

6 ай бұрын

Oh, so liberals are mad because it's calling out their performative slacktivism.

@jacksmith-vs4ct

6 ай бұрын

It's also funny that aldean didn't even write it...

@kaveman_realh9224

6 ай бұрын

@@SebineLifeWind I don’t know why we’re bringing in liberals to this conversation. Liberals don’t do this kind of virtue-signaling propaganda in their music. I’d challenge you to A) find me a liberal song that’s this overtly political, and B) explain to me why conservatives seem incapable of responding to criticism without engaging in whataboutism. When you do whataboutism, you’re basically admitting something isn’t good, but you think something else is “worse” by comparison. So it’s basically just a confession.

@suppositorylaxative3179

6 ай бұрын

@@kaveman_realh9224 fr. It’s because conservatives think liberals do the same things they do. But they don’t. Same as when religious nuts call atheism and evolution a religion with a gospel. They use the words gospel to describe Charles Darwin’s text (even tho no one even reads them anyway) because they think people who accept evolution have the same basis for their beliefs as religious nuts

Did anyone by chance mention that the "Patriot" Ted Nugent repeatedly crapped his pants to avoid the Vietnam War?

@lukelyall5879

19 күн бұрын

Didn’t trump do that also?

I was born and raised in Wise, VA, a coal mining town in the Appalachians. I'm bald as shit. I've been a semi-professional musician all my adult life. I hate all the same things you do. And last month, five North Chesterfield firemen had to use a Reaves flexible stretcher to lift my dead-weight ass out of bed due to severe back spasm. FIVE FIREMEN, LIZ LEMON!! So, I want to thank you for this video - the perfect close to a less than perfect year. Heal well!

@jacobseal

7 ай бұрын

Good God, Lemon!!

@dwallens

7 ай бұрын

I love you for the 30 Rock reference. Cheers! 😄

@briancrawford8751

7 ай бұрын

I'm not that far away from there, over the border in WV.

i don't think you understand what a great film maker you are and how engaging this stuff is. you have lightning in a bottle sir. this stuff is original genius at its finest... reminds me of the free-for-all 90's. this entire series has perfect pacing, a perfect blend of humor, info and personality, and a reason to love it. your genuineness comes across the screen easily, and there is no doubt that you can do this for a living... then buy your own house with a giant hot tub. ps, Kim sang "Stop Dragging My Heart Around" amazingly on that Tom Petty Appreciation Band video... you were good too Pat, but Kim, c'mon 👍👍

@fcon2123

8 ай бұрын

100%. Long-format story telling on the internet is such a rare thing. Vines, to tweets, to tiktoks, etc., the attention span of a normal viewer is so short. To hold our attention for an HOUR in this day and age is damn near unheard of. Making something like this takes a lot more skill and stage presence than you'd think.

I am an Alaska Native from a small town who grew up on nerd metal, CCR, video game music, and 90s techno, and I would listen to Hog Ride all day.

LMAO "I'm sorry to the consumer" the Boston Market bit got me

I literally cannot watch Pat in a hot tub without getting choked up…

@christopherweise438

8 ай бұрын

Pat Finnerty's Celebrity Hot Tub Party.

@butHomeisNowhere___

8 ай бұрын

Damn, bro... You gotta choke up on it? Jealous.

@Kirkvanhouten55

8 ай бұрын

my hot tub is the only material possession that ever brought me any joy

@Blodhelm

8 ай бұрын

Almost as much as the first time we saw August is Falling play live.

@mjbswenson

8 ай бұрын

Patriot!

I live in a "small town" and trust me, the whole "take care of our own" thing is just a thing people say on TV and in songs. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe my Town just isn't Small(TM) enough.

@goatfromhell666

6 ай бұрын

I've heard people call towns down south with 20k people small towns. That's about as genuine as modern country music. I lived in small towns for years. My hometown is considered big, with a population of about 2,000 people.

@donotgotthis

6 ай бұрын

Same, I also grew up in a small town on a farm. My neighbors at one point were m*th dealers.😂 Notoriously, outside of work/school, the only things to do in most small towns are trespass on private property, drink in a church parking lot, or drugs.

@anthonydelfino6171

6 ай бұрын

In my experience, people in small towns will turn on you immediately once they think you might be in any way a drag on them.

@crackcoursehistory4566

6 ай бұрын

How you ever thought that maybe you’re just an asshole?

@skippythealien9627

6 ай бұрын

Jason Aldean is from Macon, Georgia. Far far FAR from being a small town plus the dude spends most of his days in Nashville these days, doesn't he?

Every video i watch from Pat gives me Joker vibes. "Are you saying this song has always been terrible?" "I am and I'm tired of pretending it's not!"

I've listened to this video at least 100 times and I cannot believe my eyes seeing Jason Aldean and Luke Bryant section. That's one voice. Holy crap.

Aldean saying how female country singers sound the same paired with him and Bryan sounding like clones of each other is peak comedy. But then pat had to one up himself in the same video with his patriotism rant

@kakyointhemilfhunter4273

7 ай бұрын

I genuinely could not tell when the other one started singing in his example. I dont even know who started singing first lmao

@zeenuf00

7 ай бұрын

awwwwwww patriotism make u mad. 😅😅😅😅😅

@Maialeen

7 ай бұрын

@zeenuf00 Don't be cringy for the love of God. Don't do that to yourself. If you disagree, that's fine. Reply with your real opinion. But this awwwwwwww weirdness doesn't do anything.

@greysnake2903

7 ай бұрын

Yee

@Hanoveur

7 ай бұрын

@@zeenuf00Mad? I don’t see anyone mad here.

I was so confused by all the channel lore in this video that i had to binge every other stinker you've made. Shit rules

@rhondajohnson2725

7 ай бұрын

I just got done doing the same thing and I don't regret a second of it. Lol

@Celtamongstmen2

6 ай бұрын

My turn next, I guess.

I'm from a small town (population 800, my graduating class was 32 people, the one after me was 14 people) all my family on both sides are still there. All the adjacent towns are all also shithole small towns. I promise i know what I'm talking about. We have all the same problems as the city. At least half of everyone in and around my age group are recovered addicts/alcoholics or still currently one of those. Theres meth... So much meth... Usin it, cookin it, sellin it. There's debilitating poverty and hungry children. Also, it seems different from the city because the city lays it's problems bare for all the world to see because who cares i don't know any of these people as opposed to a small town where the same things are absolutely happening but we let it fester by hiding it and acting like everything is ok because what will helen and billy jo from church think? The people who run things have been running shit (poorly and corruptly) for generations like a modern day monarchy. I promise ol "try that in a small town" has no idea what happenes in a small town except the racism... He hit that one dead on... And also dur dur dur guns. If you want an acurate depiction of what small town life is like listen to yellawolf's first album intermixed with any dolly parton song 😂😂😂. It's a methed up, everybodys fuckin everybody, open air asylum full of racist grandmas who will whip out the N word casually and grampas who ask your new boyfriend from college if he's ever skinned a rabbit while making an uncomfortable amount of eye contact (also known as the lead paint stare) at the easter dinner table (yes the person is me and the grampa is my grampa). It's the worst i love living in the city where my neighbor doesn't give a shit about me as long as it doesn't effect them.

@EleanorofAquitaine42

2 ай бұрын

I grew up in a small town in West TX, but have lived in many population centers (thanks to the military). I never owned a personal weapon until I moved back to a small town. It’s to help with meth heads-oh, and recently the local inbred Jed (Proud Boys and Klan) meetings a local restaurant has been hosting. The restaurant is owned by the local “rich” family who have had their dirty fingers in local politics for generations, but don’t forget they also turn a blind eye to that side of the family who are doing the meth cooking and distribution. Patriotism indeed.

This video honestly had me smiling ear to ear by the end. I love this sense of humor, what a great first video of yours to stumble upon

Only on this channel can I crack a grin at a bald white guy revealing an inflatable hot tub in a 93 foot garage in Philadelphia, keep being great man

@kansaimonmusic

8 ай бұрын

Dude, spoilers.

@ShineSpikePM

8 ай бұрын

@@kansaimonmusic my bad I forget some people read comments before finishing the video 🫡

@kansaimonmusic

8 ай бұрын

Nah, mate. I was joking anyway. I did come here after the.video.

They've been writing "A Country Boy Can Survive" over and over since 1982

@nick1512

7 ай бұрын

Yeah they have and I'm glad I ain't the only one who notices that

@holzmann-

7 ай бұрын

Which is not a bad thing.

@lnielse1

6 ай бұрын

It is a bad thing​@@holzmann-

@d3pr0fundis

6 ай бұрын

It’s just completely disingenuous and ridiculous. We’ve all likely lived in small towns and the concept that they’re all growing their own food and running trout lines instead of just driving to Walmart is ludicrous.

@13druber

6 ай бұрын

Yall are ignorant

Finnerty, you beautiful bastard! You’re spot on and funny as hell, as usual. This episode is PURE GOLD!!

I gotta say your editing is so lively, and has so much character. also REAlly appreciate the soft voice, whether that's just you or if you change that up manually. It's infectious how much fun you look like you have doing this.

As a fellow forty something with a shitty spine, seeing you get the hot tub was sincerely heart warming. Folding up is a young man's game

@T61APL89

7 ай бұрын

Its all fun, games and hot tubs full of champagne... until you catch legionnaires disease

I'm from a small town and I can honestly say this guy has never been to a small town take care of our own my aching ass. What living in rural America teaches you is self reliance because no one is going to help you.

@henriquepacheco7473

7 ай бұрын

Man's from Macon. Never stepped into a small town out of his own will

@muffinpoots

7 ай бұрын

as a missourian, this hits hard.

@Soufriere84

7 ай бұрын

100% true. I'm from small town Arkansas and I can tell ya true that if you're in the out-group -- racially, politically, economically, or any combination thereof -- NO ONE will help you. I was lucky enough to be a 4th-generation native so I'm mostly part of the "in-group", but my own mother, being an outsider, wasn't treated as well at least by some.

@michaelcochran9685

7 ай бұрын

Same here brother!

@wilkinsandwontinsachievemu3772

7 ай бұрын

as a person who is from Appalachia, Im so happy I live around New York City

“where’s yr grandfather’s record collection”😂😂😂flawless victory

Things to try in a small town: - sport a mohawk - have facial piercings - support the LGTBQ community - practice an outside religion - keep a shop open on Sundays - enjoy "outsider" music - dancing - question authority - cheer for a big city team - express political thought - have a camera - like rainbows - read a book Watch how the community will rally to protect themselves.

@Do_not_at_me_bro

5 ай бұрын

Song is about crime 🤡 Liberal delusion will be taken as extreme comedy

1. Your dad rules, 2. I loved this video. 3. Don’t make us wait so long for the next one Happy holidays Pat.

The long awaited return of the only music youtuber to own a pedalmobile!

@MerchantMarineGuy

8 ай бұрын

He is a certified pedalphile

@psychotropictraveler514

8 ай бұрын

​@@MerchantMarineGuyyooo 😂

Never seen your videos before, and when this one popped up in my feed randomly, I thought I'd give it a try. My friend, you took a hog ride straight into my heart. Looking forward to seeing more of your content. 😂

Love the “not sure about cities being patriotic” as you are walking in front of independence hall

The moment Pat rants about small towns being more patriotic while walking in the courtyard of the Independance Hall in Philly... oh the irony. Well played. Warm love from Canada keep it up Pat.

@nostromonaut

8 ай бұрын

I was cracking up the whole time 😂

@I_like_turtles_67

8 ай бұрын

Except Philly is full of D bags now. Look no further than their sports teams.

@Musicsteve91

8 ай бұрын

Hats off to you. There are some people in the US that wouldn't even recognize that building.

@stuffthings1417

8 ай бұрын

Disney used it.

@phat111

8 ай бұрын

Sorry if I’m being dumb but I’m from UK can you explain please? I haven’t got to that part of the vid yet tbf

as one of your 2.7 percent female subscribership, Thank you for bringing the joy of Kim's unflappable, game-for-any-internet-nonsense energy into our lives

@AlexMiller-sd5vk

6 ай бұрын

She takes being a good sport to a whole 'nother level

@bipbipletucha

6 ай бұрын

seconded

@jayjaybee

6 ай бұрын

Kim's a total legend--Pat better write that song about her already!

"If Jason Aldean still has the gun his grandaddy gave him, what happened to the record collection ? " gets me every time. (yess, I watched this several times)

"It worse than that. I think they were inspired by Three Doors Down," made me subscribe immediately. The only really offensive part of this song is that four people wrote this shit. And not one of them was Jason Aldean. Also, that he thinks people in small towns don't rob liquor stores. We are also broke and want to get drunk, sir!

This series captures that perfect balance of putting way too much effort into something, yet still looking like you put in no effort at all. 😄

This entire video is gold. How can Pat turn an hour of straight shit talking into something so entertaining, funny and wholesome? 😂❤️

@galvanizedgnome

8 ай бұрын

It feels like his trump derangement syndrome has finally gone terminal and melted his brain.

@lesbianmustardbottle957

8 ай бұрын

Hot tub mellows.

@NahNahNahNoWay

8 ай бұрын

Philadelphia is a special place

@MatthewSmithx

8 ай бұрын

@@NahNahNahNoWaycity of *brotherly* love. Like your brother busting your balls to say he loves you

Holy shit, you just took an hour of my life from me, and you absolutely made it worth it. Excellent video.

This video was my introduction to your channel and I honestly cannot stop watching these

Oh, man... Seeing the garage door open to reveal the hot tub, that literally made me feel the happiest I've felt all this year. Thank you so much for being such an awesome dude through and through, Pat!

"Never underestimate a balding, formerly-alcoholic, 6'5" musician in his early forties sharing hilarious and thought-provoking commentary on the music industry, but also life in general" -Sun Tzu

"Three Doors Watered Down" is unreasonably funny.

Pat, this is all just god damn brilliant. Super creative and super funny.

Jebus, but this is splendid. This is like being on the inside of the middle of the periphery of an obscure joke...with 160 thousand people.

Pat coming back is the Christmas miracle we all needed

“Sucker punch someone on the sidewalk” has got to be the funniest opening line I’ve heard in a very long time.