"You ever tried to spread cold peanut butter? You'll tear yo bread up" 😂😂😂

@kinggodtravis

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@gkus7008

5 жыл бұрын

Lookin like some cold peanut butter yourself

@TheEransburg

5 жыл бұрын

That freezer peanut butter! 🙌🏾🙌🏾

@JJFresh206

5 жыл бұрын

Easiest way to say you’re fat and he likes it

@lordmtho5321

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheEransburg that shit will break your knife LoL I got that LoL

He looks like a 90s R&B singer

@tf5447

5 жыл бұрын

So true 😂😂😂

@mimsnkinks

5 жыл бұрын

It's those pleather pants hahaha

@HiSpeedOxygen

5 жыл бұрын

frfr hahaha

@lifewitholga_

5 жыл бұрын

Lol!! I thought the same thing

@7oy.boy77

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah genuine

Dude got on one of Ginuwine’s old outfits. Funny as hell tho “it behoves me” 😂😂

@khalnetherfields7263

5 жыл бұрын

Haha holy shit he does

@jakespaceman2135

5 жыл бұрын

TheMrhitman94 lmao

@soleil2269

5 жыл бұрын

Ihy 😭😭😭😭

@zazabrown732

5 жыл бұрын

TheMrhitman94 I was thinking "what the 90s pants is going on?"

@upsman-xc6ky

5 жыл бұрын

That outfit probably cost more than your monthly salary tho LOL

That managing your blackness part is so true..

@nikkisix3571

5 жыл бұрын

Yes.... smh. 😤

@rodneywhite406

5 жыл бұрын

Mm hm. As soon as my white roommate goes to his room I crank that shit all the way up.

@tonetrue2251

5 жыл бұрын

William Jr Pfann what's acting white? Seriously

@rodneywhite406

5 жыл бұрын

@William Jr Pfann Basically stereotypically black whether it's true or just how some people see black people. Let's be honest some stereotypes are true for a lot of us, lol.

@ThankGodImBlack370

5 жыл бұрын

It's comedy

Did he say "like a concern thick" lmao

@jaycomplexkidrandle1889

5 жыл бұрын

He never broke that down either.

@Daveinthebox171

5 жыл бұрын

"Concerned thick"; as in, so thick your concerned about her health

@kstarrify

5 жыл бұрын

He stopped....the audience of women got quiet...went from compliment to pissed😡

@footballneverstops8143

5 жыл бұрын

W

@KStatus7

4 жыл бұрын

Atl chicks

I love him. Those office scenes in Blackish MAKES the show lol

@yeshuaischrist9951

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed, he's so strange. I love him.

@Yawdan

5 жыл бұрын

I stopped watching it during season 3/4 (forgot which one). But he was my favourite character along with Diane; their interactions were brilliant lol.

@Martin-or4gt

5 жыл бұрын

Khadijah Shepherd that scene where he talks about planting cocaine in that Spanish chicks desk had me super dead

@khadijahshepherd4588

5 жыл бұрын

@@Yawdan Yassss those scenes are brilliant!

@khadijahshepherd4588

5 жыл бұрын

@@Martin-or4gt I got to find that lol

Them boots is connected to them pants i know it

@cantgetbettathanthis

5 жыл бұрын

Charles Mack II that's what I'm sitting here trying to figure out 😂😂😂😂

@TdotsTravel

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@chelseacountryman-bartyzel3962

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@antlife1930

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Bae_Cop2027

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA he look like he wearing the bottom half of a Hazmat suit!

Dude looks like he just stepped out of the Jodeci 'Cry For You' video. Deon Cole is blessed Brother!

@shenglongisback4688

5 жыл бұрын

Thats what i thought i loved that clip... in the desert wearing that stuff singing their hearts out

@angie1299

5 жыл бұрын

hilarious

@wildstyle203

4 жыл бұрын

@@shenglongisback4688 😭😭😭😭

That moment when you realize that managing your Blackness is a skill😂💯

@angie1299

5 жыл бұрын

Right lol

@welliminitnowso

4 жыл бұрын

With great power ..comes great responsibility 😂😂 " spider man's uncle's " .

@wildstyle203

4 жыл бұрын

@@welliminitnowso 🤭🤭🤭🤭

@kikikiki3216

3 жыл бұрын

Yup... didn't know we all do it...

@goldilocksfh7744

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately some don’t understand the assignment 😂

"I don't KNOW where your hat box is!" Bwahahahaha!

@MichaelBarrett1984

5 жыл бұрын

Princella Smith you fine as hell

@MajinErick

4 жыл бұрын

I died laughing at that 🤣🤣🤣

@carolynnalvarez7032

4 жыл бұрын

Pfffffahaha

@marv5078

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

"Black people can't be black all day long. Society don't play that!" That shit had me crying!😂

He called that chick some freezer peanut butter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and po room temp peanut butter, she was not expecting it 😂

I work at a call center and i have to manage my blackness all the time. Certain customers I have to turn it on to get them to talk like they got some sense. Once I put that base back in my voice the whole convo changes.

@angie1299

5 жыл бұрын

hilarious

@raymendoza8157

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Sorry to Bother You. Lol

@miyagifatghost2684

4 жыл бұрын

I worked those too when I was younger literally left the industry bcuz I wasn't going to strain my voice once I got in my 20's my female manager couldn't take the power of the bass in my voice. Tryna tame me...Bish Grown ASS man can't help how my voice make you feel! Hope you moved past that BS bruh I feel this comment to da tenth power

@fredit123456789

3 жыл бұрын

I got a deep ass voice and worked at McDonald's for a while. For the first month or two I was told multiple times a day that I sound rude and should talk "nicer" ie in a higher pitch. When we had shitty customers I would just start talking normally and the whole room just changed.

@LAWoman323213

2 жыл бұрын

Code switching

"That is not the real James" This is GODs honest TRUTH!!

@justdevln30

4 жыл бұрын

Terrence Dooley the real James is Semaj at home

Thicker than cold peanut butter

@keeshabrown7353

5 жыл бұрын

I sho wanna use it yet I don't want him comin after me. #ColdPeanutButter

@fransabado6488

5 жыл бұрын

And that will break your knife!

I think about peanut butter differently now

@unknownx7252

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@mewre2062

5 жыл бұрын

it is never too late to see things the right way ;)

"Uh yes, it behooves me to er..." LMAO

@christophermichael5764

5 жыл бұрын

i immediately identified with this. i also use that word hahahaaha!

@BibleMagick8TV

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@skymartinez7726

4 жыл бұрын

I lost it🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Sit down before you fall." Flashback to my CNA days lol

"Cold peanut butter... imma let that marinate"🤣⌚🥜

On point! That Black dude you work with, that ain't how he act! 😂🤣😂

I can't believe he said "it'll tear your bread up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“As soon as they closed the door, I took all my shit off and pulled my sodoku book out” lol

He kind of looks like black Jeff Goldblum here.

@TheChillzoneX

5 жыл бұрын

haha yeah...and also the mannerism. Telling a joke and letting it simmer for a little bit befor he continues

@sannydee

5 жыл бұрын

No. Just no.

@dumpsterjedi6148

5 жыл бұрын

He always looks like that lmao

@okaygee4132

5 жыл бұрын

Yesssss! Me like!

@rotciv1486

5 жыл бұрын

Cannot UNSEE

I like that people are laughing and having fun. Also, he's dressed cool.

@csgostats2565

5 жыл бұрын

his dressing like black panther with a enrique eglisias shirt

@meduseld6610

5 жыл бұрын

Are you a robot?

@rzwitdauncut

2 жыл бұрын

what is those pants called?

@calisongbird

2 жыл бұрын

@@rzwitdauncut pleather

@skeetinyoureye6484

2 жыл бұрын

Who tf wanna dress like that lmao

I actually went to that special live.... he’s halarious !!!

@winstonemutali5691

5 жыл бұрын

Its hilarious😫

@Thomas998822

5 жыл бұрын

Nigga lame af

@pauljoneseyboy9615

5 жыл бұрын

Kyle Ferguson just discovered him!

I love deon stand up I remember when he used to do jokes and had a notepad that he would cross shit off if it bombed and be like yea and check it if they laughed

@damedabs5795

2 жыл бұрын

Those was the days

Idc what anyone says black comedians are the funniest

@danaflamenco

5 жыл бұрын

@Jeff B Just so you know you shouldn't say blacks. Say black people and instead of saying "I dated a black" say I dated a black woman. It's incorrect to say blacks instead of black person. It is I guess dehumanizing is the best way to put it.

@deezylightbeam

5 жыл бұрын

Thats a fact

@nzwaywish

5 жыл бұрын

@@danaflamenco how is it dehumanizing? You doing too much b

@ttbxsaucyboi2276

5 жыл бұрын

nassim zway as much as I hate to say it I agree when I think ab it 😂😂

@ethernal2072

5 жыл бұрын

nassim zway if anyone under this post could find me an actual BLACK person Lmk because I haven’t seen one yet Therefore the term black person or whatever is dehumanizing PERIOD

Jeff Goldblum + Denzel Washington

@NARKISDUDE

5 жыл бұрын

Life finds a way, *my* nigga

@AEHudg

5 жыл бұрын

Lol.. yall stupid😂😂

@jemalrankin9177

5 жыл бұрын

Ron Barnes and Redman

@teresataylor2301

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@kellyrae4407

5 жыл бұрын

If they ever redid Last Dragon, he could play as Sho Nuff

'That is Not the real James'!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

@jv-lk7bc

5 жыл бұрын

the funny part is he reversed it on himself. the sudoku was when he was alone ...

@user-jd4qy1fd6m

5 жыл бұрын

Paul Jones we talk too much

I totally stole that "cold peanut butter" line and use it with my friends 😂😂😂😂😂

@PMKru

Жыл бұрын

Im Guilty Too 😂 Used This As A Pick Up Line. It Get Them Smiling

He had to help the whole plane out 😂😂😂

Lol I will watch Deon Cole's stand up anytime I can !!

Hes good looking man

@augusts1

5 жыл бұрын

He's more than good looking, he's fine af imo.

@Meggeneh

5 жыл бұрын

You two made me rethink him... hmmmm... yes, handsome!

@augusts1

5 жыл бұрын

@Meggeneh You besta, cause you know we are correct! ; )

@dreaclark2262

5 жыл бұрын

@@augusts1I agree... always has been!!

@MrHope-fc3up

5 жыл бұрын

Which part

This man is so underrated!

didn't expect Deon to do stand up on Du Bois' concept of double consciousness

@ashantinyongo7632

5 жыл бұрын

flittler Key and peele have done it before

@jamiecousins254

5 жыл бұрын

flittler “Joke number 1”. Lol

@MaxPowers2.0

5 жыл бұрын

It's a staple of virtually every black comedian. Funny cuz its true

@keeshabrown7353

5 жыл бұрын

Quite relatable. Yet I digress. Aka I feel ya. But Ima be quiet. Gotta love the art of translation. I'm out ✌🏼

@MrArtVein

5 жыл бұрын

Nice you know your stuff

That black dude you work with, that ain’t how he really act. 😂

"Where we going? To Heaven?!?!" 😂😂😂😂 I CAN'T!!! DAMMIT I AM WEAK!!!

@navi3430

2 жыл бұрын

I died when he said that 😂😂

@calisongbird

2 жыл бұрын

@@navi3430 funny until you’re that age, or close to it. Then maybe not so much

Deon has gotten exponentially better over the years. I used to think his material was hit or miss (mostly miss and hitting every 3rd or 4th bit). But now? His delivery is tighter, his pacing is dynamic, and the relatability of his content is that much better.

@ShadowTetsuo9999

Жыл бұрын

I agree

People better stop sleeping on Deon Cole , he funny as hell

Looove this man... He makes me laugh everytime I watch his shows. Deon Cole you are amazing...😊

Deon Cole is the future of comedy I was literally crying I was laughing so hard watching his Netflix special I thought I was going to die for real I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe 😂😭😂

@mspiesundee7202

4 жыл бұрын

Same fam!!!

Comments on his baggy leathers got me laughing. R,Kelly, Ginuwine, Dru Hill and MC Hammer please stand up! Even picture Heavy D with some swag like that...but Deon is senior enough to OWN it, so fair play to the man.

I get blacker around my black friends 😂

No idea why but the hatbox part got me. 😂🤣

Clever and great delivery. I love this!

Deon Cole is so funny. I can't wait to see another live stand up of his

This is so funny because it's true!! First time most kids experience managing your blackness is with your Mom. Like if the school call. My black Mom: Heller, this is Constance's Mother, who's speaking? Oh, yes Ms. Robinson, how can I help you? Oh no, she didn't tell me she had a progress report. That's odd, I see her doing her homework every night. Oh my! I will assure you that I will have a conversation my daughter and I wholeheartedly apologize for her unacceptable behavior. My black black Mom at home: Connie get cho ass in here!! I done told you about actin' a fool up at that school!! Think Im playin!! But, but, but Mom my ass!! Where👏🏿 in👏🏿 thee entire👏🏿 hell is that progress report?? Two totally different people. Managing your blackness.

I thought I was the only one who manages my blackness

@teamomentum

3 жыл бұрын

Think about how many of our family and friends change the voice when they get on a customer service call, when we get in an area, etc. it’s an unspoken rule

@microtransactions2661

3 жыл бұрын

He's so right. I code switch so much I don't even realize I'm doing it at work.

Deon Cole always funny and good for a laugh no doubt.

It's not often I actually laugh out loud when watching a KZread comic video, but Deon's sets are pretty funny. Bill Burr is another one

"that sh*** will break your knife..." 😂😂😂😂

"That's some freezer peanut butter right there. That gonna break your knife" 😂

When he said he thought his plane was going to heaven because of the old people I had to pause the video just so I could catch my breath to drink my beer! Dude is too funny.

@emiliaescobar7652

2 жыл бұрын

He is! Hat Box! who the hell carrys a hat box!!!

"Where we going? To heaven?" I'm going to heaven rn thanks to you my man! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"that shit will break your knife" Genius 😂😂

That was awesome, brotha putting it down is always a beautiful sight especially when done right🙏🏿👊🏾💯👍🏿

He is so right about managing blackness lol

Managing your blackness😂 Much love from the Netherlands.

@cyclonus01

5 жыл бұрын

Are you the only black person in the country?

@bornagainchristian3742

5 жыл бұрын

@@cyclonus01 the Dutch (the Netherlands) had slaves in South America, the Caribbeans and we all know what they did in South Africa. So no, we are many and here to stay✊🏿 You should come to Amsterdam.

@bornagainchristian3742

4 жыл бұрын

@justha vingfun hoe gaat het?

@eternalyfeful

4 жыл бұрын

@@bornagainchristian3742 ....I would come to Amsterdam just for you!

@bornagainchristian3742

4 жыл бұрын

@@eternalyfeful if you are comming 2 Amsterdam you will not see me. But you are welcome in Rotterdam 😂

"That is not the real James!" 🤣

i’ve been “thick” my whole life. in kindergarten i had 2 guys ask me why my legs were so big cause they weren’t the skinny little twigs all the other girls had. honestly that made me really self conscious about my legs until like 8th grade when everyone started saying thicc thighs save lives lmao.

@navi3430

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao it’s so funny how people change with the times 😂

@wtfimcrying

2 жыл бұрын

were you fat or just thick

@aceboogie1376

2 жыл бұрын

You had questions like that in kindergarten!? Jesus take the wheel already.

Pretty accurate

Oh my goodness he is funny I need to find this whole show.

What’s up with all these illegitimate children of Ralph Lauren, Vera Wang, and Versace in the comment section...Post a pic of what the phuck you have on...Don’t go change!😂😂

@sweetpie7329

5 жыл бұрын

Right

@amberkelly3187

5 жыл бұрын

You want of picture of me in my pyjamas? 😳

damn this is gold. 'gimme another slice!' is prob the sneakiest lil dirty punch line

“Thicker than cold peanut butter!” He’s a great comedian. Remember he used to write jokes on the stage and test a few?

What a beautiful chocolate man 😘

@sweetpie7329

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@rachela397

5 жыл бұрын

Yes ma'am

@tonyalee3642

5 жыл бұрын

Sho you right 🤗🙃💪

@smilingface4761

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. He is definitely sexy sexual chocolate. 😍😍

@Nobjan

5 жыл бұрын

Combination of Michael B. Jordan and Denzel.

You are a blast, Sir!! Fantastic. Love seeing new talent in comedy!

Very underrated dude had me dead all show

Im not even black but the airplane part had me rolling because one of my black friends actually did that one time

The way he countin Dean Cole never played sudoku.

@Futurotropi

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

0:14 - 0:20 We youngins call it *乇乂ㄒ尺卂　ㄒ卄丨匚匚*

@dumpsterjedi6148

5 жыл бұрын

@@nie2915 *cracks knuckles* no u

@osemudiame123

5 жыл бұрын

Never know what you gonna get not a font fam it’s a completely different language

@calebandthesalties9374

5 жыл бұрын

@Never know what you gonna get at least on Android you can add languages to your keyboard and ֆшւէçh

@TEXAS2459

5 жыл бұрын

wow dude u really used those letters to their fullest dont you???

@yuhyuh7603

5 жыл бұрын

...so creative

Why does he look younger!

@nympthjohnson4769

5 жыл бұрын

Jessica Durant it’s the pants

@JVonD88

5 жыл бұрын

Nympth Johnson 😂

@RandomRoger

5 жыл бұрын

This was from an old special.

@apriljohnson7447

5 жыл бұрын

?

@DMNDSGRND

5 жыл бұрын

I think he went vegan!

He is my favorite character on blackish, love this guy! 😂😂

One of my favorite comedians out now😂. He rocking them Leather Astronaut pants...lol

LOL he used my name "that is not the real James" lmaoo

Great writing. Awesome set.

brilliant set. I definitely manage my blackness on my job. They couldn't take the real me.

A natural talent. It's in the eyes. You can't fake instinctive humor.

🤣😂🤣😂 hilarious most comedians don’t have me laughing with every line. But this here !!

Love stnad up amd never come accross this guy... Massively underrated. Needs to get a special.

LOL I was just finding myself doing this yesterday!

Im in tears🤣😂🤣😂❤🖤💚💛

Why oh why did that have to end ! Was killing it

Freezer peanut butter had me hollering. This dude cracks me tf up 😂😂😂😊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

did he rob Eddie Murphy for his outfit?? 😆

@bacchanal888

5 жыл бұрын

He should have stole some of his funny

@tommyaudio

5 жыл бұрын

@@bacchanal888 nobody can steal Eddie's funny....except maybe Richard Pryor 😂😜

@teresataylor2301

5 жыл бұрын

Womp womp🙄

@patrickmadden9965

5 жыл бұрын

Martin Lawrence

@jwdathefax377

5 жыл бұрын

@@bacchanal888 If no one laughed I would agree, but since that wasn't the case, maybe you should try "stealing someone else's funny" 👎

Hes a good looking man but i hate those pants

@keithbalbin4181

5 жыл бұрын

Hard to watch with those pants

@brooksdanielgary

5 жыл бұрын

He's trying to pull an Eddie Murphy.

@themannyzaur

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel's right

@justjkhad9575

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh it does not fcking matter

His delivery and intonation are absolutely swag af... Charged with magnetism.

Appreciate the size of the leather pants..90s style..no skinny!...much props bro!!..

Code switching is such an art and any black person that can do it might be able to challenge god

@llIIIIlllIIIllI

5 жыл бұрын

add that to the list of things black people think they're the only ones doing. you think white people talk to their grandma like they talk to their football buddies or like they talk to their boss? is stupidity genetic for you people or what?

@adhdmuseum9631

5 жыл бұрын

IlllIIIlllliiIiI no. Why would you need to switch it up when you can shoot up a school and walk out alive?...

@osemudiame123

5 жыл бұрын

IlllIIIlllliiIiI the point is it’s not linked to your race. While you talk to different people you never think “I need to stop acting white now”

@sportagus3

5 жыл бұрын

IlllIIIlllliiIiI I like how you tried to sneak in the racism at the end there without anybody noticing

@MrMitchbow

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t mind when black people act black around me at all. Usually they call me out for being too white lol. I’ll hang out with anyone as long as they’ll hang out with me

Did he just say thick as cold peanut butter👀🙌😂

THAT'S WHAT I FREAKIN LOVE!!! OLD SCHOOL TRADITIONAL STILL PRESENT COMEDY!! BROTHER YOU KILLED IT!! HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO LONG AND YOU MADE MY YEAR BROTHER!! WOW. COMEDY NOW HAS BEEN SO BORING THANKS FOR THE JOY!!🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♂️👽

He fine as hell and clean, even in-person. 🤗

I love Deon so much!! Loved him in Blackish and love all his stand ups... He does kinda look like a 90's R&B singer..... ie Ginuwine 😁😁😎

Hilarious till the finish!

Minute four in and iam cracking up hahaha. love it XD

When he pushed glasses up on his face I hollered 🤣🤣🤣

Facts!😂😂

COLD PEANUT BUDDA!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😃😃😃😃😃

@kevinkassoka8628

4 жыл бұрын

I'll have some please

I love Deon Cole💯👍❤... huge fan

Ok, I've seen him on Black-ish and this is my first time seeing him do stand-up, this man is funny as hell!!! Imma have to keep an eye out for his stand-ups