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@sophroniel

6 ай бұрын

Good Sir Geneii, please explain how it is possible for this comment from 2 WEEKS ago when this was published 4 hrs ago??? Insane! BTW how are you still single? (if you are, that is?) Idk sorry for the awkward comment but you have a really hot voice 😅 I'm from New Zealand and I don't like many american accents but I've been lowkey binging yours because a) you are a human, not an AI and b) you are funny (a rarity!!). so yeah idk if you want a friend or something (ur probably too popular for that now ._. ) but u seem like a really cool dude? I'd totally love to like ask you some questions .... but I also have so many ideas for your channel!! One idea is that you should change the colour and/or font of the text to distinguish your asides when commenting "Story #26" or whatever? Because there is very little distinction between the commentor's words and your own comments (and you read the comments in your own normal "video voice", i.e no change in accent, intonation or your pitch, that sort ot thing and obvs talk in your normal voice when adding your own opinions/conclusions) it can blur together and make it a bit more confusing for the viewer. Maybe also, in addition to those aspects I mentioned, you could move YOUR comments/asides to the bottom if the window, or around in smaller text in a quick-cut meme style, to distinguish it from the all-caps captions of the story/post comment you are reading from the script? It's a minor editing thing but I think it would be really effective!! ^_^ Unless you're like a 16 year old kid (I don't think you are but I'm an adult myself so don't want to be a creeper lol) I'd love to hear from you and chat to you about what I like about your channel and feedback and stuff.... idk... I'm not from any company or some bait n switch OF model (lol! im not that hot hahaa, I'm just a lonely loser who's never even held someone's hand) I'm just a random new fan binge watching your vids to try and avoid doing my dishes and running on sleep deprivation and doing something I'd normally never do and reaching out to a stranger on the internet in a way that is so unlike me normally, and in a way that you might not even care or even see or want to respond to haha 😅 I don't have many social medias I check regularly, but if you want to be friends or even just hear my ideas and feedback and concrit in a strictly professional way, u can email me at ithelislwynn at g mail dot com (it's the name of my longest running pathfinder PC who I can tell u about if you care about tabletop RPGs!) For what it's worth my icon is actually me, hand on heart, and my name is Sophia. If I hear from you that would be cool. If not then this is a message in a tiny bottle cast into a vast sea that is wider and deeper than imagining, and is a fun experience for me. If you have a gf (or bf?) and ignore me that is fine too! I made a lot of random assumptions in my head, based on lack of sleep and feeling like doing something inspired and impulsively! stay well, be happy

Story 8: Dear gods.... getting rewarded for violently attacking a restaurant worker? What is this, GTA?

@H3xx99

6 ай бұрын

Managers need to understand that if someone is getting free stuff and never paying, they're not a customer, they're a thief.

I hosted at an og and we ran out of breadsticks once. One of the line cooks went to get bread but could only find baguettes. I stood at the door telling guests what was happening, and 9/10 people left before I finished my first sentence.

I once grated 4 blocks of cheese at one table in one go. They were really nice about it and olive garden only paid me $2/hour so i didn't care how much cheese i used if my table was happy and willing to tip me. On the other hand i have grated whole blocks of cheese at other tables who were rude about it and i refused to give them more cheese because i hated them

@hannahmetzger4880

6 ай бұрын

If you had done that at my table, I would have given you a _huge-ass_ tip, like say, twenty to thirty dollars. 'Cause you deserve it, man!! :3.

And _this is why I always tip!!_ Service workers _deserve good pay and RESPECT, damnit._

Wild thing AFTER Olive Garden: I brought leftover pasta alfredo home. Neither the cat nor the dog would eat it.

that last one is so weird I real, REALLY want to know wtf happened there

I didn't anything weird happened at olive garden at all until now. Olive garden is the best. Gets me full every time. Though it's really expensive so don't eat there often. It's the closest I'll ever be able to afford to fancy

I work in seafood, there is no way you'd find a hook in seafood salad, that stuff is made by hand, the employee making it would've cut their hand open making it if there was a hook in there

I love the story about the 15 year old tipping 20 dollars! YAYYY!!!

Not all purses are that expensive so it wouldn't be a really big a deal for the bread sticks going on the purses

Story #25 was hysterical.

@Pink_Lemonade_Axolotl

6 ай бұрын

Lol I like your pfp, Stan is my favorite sp character

Good life tip: Never screw your server over because of something that happens out of their control. Power goes out? Not their fault. Run out of breadsticks? Not their fault! If anything tip them extra because they're having a sucky night.

owner: "You've reached your limit on our unlimited pasta" me: "My lawyer friend here thinks that really should've been written under the banner promising unlimited pasta"

saw a rat being chased by a Karen once

@nifftys__kn1fe.h0lder

6 ай бұрын

Karens attacking rats now? No ones safe from Karens now

@thechaoticvideogamer

6 ай бұрын

Best low-key chuckle from a KZread comment.

I can’t even get through one bowl of pasta no matter where, how tHE FUCK ARE THESE MFS EATING THAT MUCH😭

That bread sound yummy! 😋

story one: purses can be expenese for nice ones i have a nice one that would be over $100 if i had not got it on sale. i would not put food in it. i do not use that bag much i may put them in my normal bag thart was cheaper

I love the zupa Tuscana! Sooo yummy!

Here’s mine; short and simple, but it fits the bar (I think) They bag their fucking lemonade. Those fucking monsters put liquid in a bag. My mum got Olive Garden with her boyfriend, and brought home weird bag with a lid. It was a fucking bagged lemonade Why

Olive garden, I can only eat the desert zeppelini I think they are called any, any thing else sucks and tastes like salt on cheese.

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This is so diffrent to the uk...we don't take left overs home?!

Okay I gotta ask: Are you team Pahsta or team Passta? I'd say like for pah, comment for pass. But I don't care either way. I'm just curious.

Hold up when are you british????

Ugh! The way the narrator says “pasta!” I don’t know if I can finish listening. It’s pronounced “Pah-sta.” Not “Pass-da.” Ugh