"highest damage? Well I'm guessing something with the equalizer's tau-" Squim: "B O O T S"

@serioussponge6416

3 жыл бұрын

AMERICAN B O O T S

@FlyFishistaken

3 жыл бұрын

@@serioussponge6416 Not funny, numnumnum (eat gold II)

@asrieldreemur3763

3 жыл бұрын

When he landed on 32 soldiers a tiktok ad played

@FluorescentGreen5

3 жыл бұрын

@@serioussponge6416 and since we used a heavy as a target, "this american boot just kicked your ass back to russia"

@lpgvault9670

3 жыл бұрын

Das right

The reason why there wont be a pyro damage video in a while is because it's hard to measure psychological damage

@enternamehere

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@Bossatron9000

3 жыл бұрын

Ez, to measure phylogical damage just use the scorch shot and pin a mic on the opposing players shirt

@pootisman6973

3 жыл бұрын

Mmph Mmph!

@simonsoupshark8009

3 жыл бұрын

also because pyros would be comparably very low since his whole kit is based around damage over time in fact if i had to bet the highest i would say either the back scratcher of possibly one of the taunt kills... EXEPT HOLD THE FUCK UP THE THERMAL THRUSTER

@enternamehere

3 жыл бұрын

@@simonsoupshark8009 your on to something

This proved to me that The Righteous Bison is more RNG oriented than a Random Crit

@unfunnyserbian

3 жыл бұрын

That thing is more rng then csgo cases

@mrbananaz3156

3 жыл бұрын

So the bison is the new best weapon

@WarSaw3653

3 жыл бұрын

@@unfunnyserbian more rng than getting the same world twice in minecraft

@c.Orange

3 жыл бұрын

@@WarSaw3653 *thrise

@Epicgamer-eb7kk

3 жыл бұрын

I thought Bullet Spread was just flat out physics drugs And I was fucking correct

That heavy's bloodline was erased from history.

@trananh7944

3 жыл бұрын

Soldier’s girlfriend just got thanos snapped.

@AwkCrafty

3 жыл бұрын

Boggers dude

@combineshowcases

3 жыл бұрын

What the hell is your PFP?

@shipy490

3 жыл бұрын

@@combineshowcases simpleflips with a boggers face

@combineshowcases

3 жыл бұрын

@@shipy490 Still terrifying af

This proves that the objectively best strategy in any match of TF2 is to run around trying to goombastomp people with the Mantreads. I'll do so right away in my next Highlander match.

@Ozionian

3 жыл бұрын

Distressingly based.

@somethingsomething8022

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ozionian *distressingly correct

@dona2985

3 жыл бұрын

Old Godzilla was hopping around

@PowerGaming_28

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp. Gotta represent the good ol days

@hotdog2130

3 жыл бұрын

@@dona2985 tokyo city like a big playground

In classic tf2 fashion the strongest weapon isn't even a weapon.

@IInferno

3 жыл бұрын

why are you everywhere?

@esempe2883

3 жыл бұрын

I see you everywhere, im gonna watch your content now lol

@mce1159

3 жыл бұрын

My small futa co ck friend speaking straight facts

@mirage8164

3 жыл бұрын

@@mce1159 thats weird but ok

@fun_police8011

3 жыл бұрын

The true strongest weapon... is the game's Source-spaghetti

I find it hilarious that the only use for the Steak and Warrior's Spirit is getting the Heavy wielding them to die as hard as possible for testing purposes.

@lorenzoazrielprugalidad5557

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

Scout highest damage: 1.7k Soldier highest damage: bigger than observable universe Lmao

@adwans1491

3 жыл бұрын

What?

@amhirpaladin666

3 жыл бұрын

almost a quarter of the number of atoms in the universe "10^80"

@adwans1491

3 жыл бұрын

@@amhirpaladin666 doesnt make any Sense comparing damage numbers to the fcking scale of the universe

@ivansanchez143

3 жыл бұрын

Telefrag is infinite

@localidiot1012

3 жыл бұрын

@@ivansanchez143 nope it does 10k base always

A pair of shoes can deal more damage than the bison, a freaking alien gun, bruh

@goodboy9318

3 жыл бұрын

That's a damn good pair of shoes, i'd say!

@vivelespatat2670

3 жыл бұрын

Drip shoes

@eeeeeeee4968

3 жыл бұрын

You know what they say. . . You can't beat the power of the drip

@Ozionian

3 жыл бұрын

They're American-made.

@joeakajoe431

3 жыл бұрын

You're that guy who makes the tf2 animations

So here's my theory. If fall damage has a random variance, then isn't it possible that each Soldier in the stack experiences that same variance? Which means the damage could vary by the variance between each Soldier as you go down the stack.

@JagEterCoola

3 жыл бұрын

Oh. Oh dear. That would mean that the highest possible damage would be that equation +1.2^30, and the lower *0.8^30 That's a variance larger than the amount of atoms in our solar system.

@de83245

3 жыл бұрын

potentially terrifying theory

@usernametaken017

3 жыл бұрын

@@JagEterCoola oh no

@Sageknot

3 жыл бұрын

which ALSO means that if every soldier in that stack had a strength powerup it would've multiplied by 2 31 times

@engelsteinberg593

3 жыл бұрын

It lucks more like a integer overflow.

Oh damn, I almost missed the shoutout there! Glad to know my script came of use! And this video actually made me look into your final calculation, and I can shed some light on the inconsistencies: For some reason, the console output for tf_debug_damage does not specify the actual damage for any Warrior's Spirit-modified damage. Try using "hurtme 10" with it and you'll see what I mean. It may just be that you're using the console command's output rather than the actual damage value. As for the Steak's damage, the Mantreads count as fall damage. Fall damage is ignored by the TF_COND_ENERGY_BUFF condition which the Buffalo Steak Sandvich provides. Hence, that can be taken out of the equation. (comment edited)

@TheRedarm75

3 жыл бұрын

bless this mans and his codeing

@philiphockenbury6563

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your wisdom.

@engelsteinberg593

3 жыл бұрын

It is still a integeroverflow.

@ProfessorHeavy1

3 жыл бұрын

It isn't. Damage values are stored as floats, not integers.

@engelsteinberg593

3 жыл бұрын

@@ProfessorHeavy1 then floatoverflow.

Why isn't the playlist for these called "Mercenary Min-Maxing"?

Someone just pointed out that the Candy Cane's vulnerability is JUST explosive. Pretty obvious in retrospect! But yeah, critical damage is counted separate so it's only multiplying the actual explosive damage itself. The Claidheamh Mòr, Powerjack, and Bushwacka's vulnerability is a general 15/20% which applies to any type of damage, including critical, which causes the max damage to be lower for those weps than the Candy Cane.

@GmodMaster14

3 жыл бұрын

Also something to note about the battalions backup that is causing your math to not check out. The battalions backup is not a flat 35% reduction. It reduces damage by 35% of its base damage, so a rocket with a base damage of 90 will have 32 damage (tf2 rounds damage up) subtracted from it regardless of falloff or ramp up. At max falloff a rocket will deal 48 damage, with the battalions it is 16 since it is subtracting 35% of the base damage (48 - 32 = 16). That is a more than 65% reduction. Same thing happens with ramp up, it will reduce damage less than you would expect since it is only subtracting from the base damage and is not affecting the ramp up damage. Since this only comes in to play when the weapon has ramp up or falloff you won't notice this on things like pipes or sniper rifles. TL;DR: source spaget

10:26 This... is to go... even further... BEYOND

What we expected: a taunt What we got: New Super Soldier Brothers

What if ALL the soldiers had the strength power up?

@X_mezo_X

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly my thoughts

@enternamehere

3 жыл бұрын

Ooh

@no_maidens_user

3 жыл бұрын

@@X_mezo_X it's you :D

@X_mezo_X

3 жыл бұрын

@@no_maidens_user That's right. Wait.. Who am i?

@no_maidens_user

3 жыл бұрын

@@X_mezo_X **Proceeds to question reality**

I can’t explain why but the sudden cut at 8:00 where you see the kill feed fill up and the sound of all the Heavies dying has been the funniest thing I’ve seen all day EDIT: Seeing the ridiculously high number at 11:15 is now the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

@JortsGaming

3 жыл бұрын

POV: your that tryhard troilder

@ShinziiArt

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

When I click on this video I did not expect for him to be talkin about quadrillions

This is the closest thing we'll get for a TF2 game theory.

@enternamehere

3 жыл бұрын

Well there is the pyro one

@wheel4155

3 жыл бұрын

We don't talk about it

@cannoncorn8557

3 жыл бұрын

@@wheel4155 yes

@anonymousaccordionist3326

3 жыл бұрын

Lets hope we wander no closer to such dark lands.

@PowerGaming_28

3 жыл бұрын

Well there IS one but uh We don't talk about the fact that pyro is gay

The absolute power in this video is unmatched. I never expected a weapon to perform anything close to the Manntreads damage in a complicated but possible to perform in a real match scenario. Honestly it was staggering to hear that number read aloud. I remember someone tried to do this before but didn’t get it to work right, but seeing it now is just so cool. As for the inconsistent damage with things like the Bison, I suspect either a particle lag like with flame particles, or server refresh rates causing something screwy. Will the weapon ever not be buggy and weird?! Also thanks for allowing me to work with you on this! I always appreciate another great video from the best TF2 KZreadr around

@LagomorphVinnie

3 жыл бұрын

Hi, Jakob

@toxic_shr00m

3 жыл бұрын

Yo dawg, keep up the banging work yo

@jakobvonbugmann

3 жыл бұрын

@@LagomorphVinnie Hello :3

@jakobvonbugmann

3 жыл бұрын

@@toxic_shr00m Thanks :3

@beatyeah8840

3 жыл бұрын

well well well look who it is

This is one of those videos where you think 16 minutes is too long over a simple topic- but it turns out to be interesting all the way through

Others may have mentioned this, but the reason the kamikaze taunt is so weird is that it doesn't work like other taunt kills with a box or a line as its hitbox. They instead took the rocket explosion, cranked the damage up, and rigged it to soldier's hand during the animation.

@BlazingShadowSword

3 жыл бұрын

And yet if someone is standing on him, right next to his hand, they take less damage than if they're kissing his boots.

@Something_Disgusting

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlazingShadowSword the distance for damage falloff is calculated from the damage dealer's feet to the recipient's head. The location of the explosion is only used to determine the area of effect.

@BlazingShadowSword

3 жыл бұрын

@@Something_Disgusting After learning how Doom's explosions work, this just seems like the norm for video games to do weird things with explosions.

fun fact: if the soldier could destroy an atom for each point of damage, he would destroy a quarter of the atoms in the universe

@Brunitman

3 жыл бұрын

He is indeed a god

@owentang546

3 жыл бұрын

@kinas45y5 10^20 vs 10^80. 20 is a fourth of 80, but it obviously doesn't scale like that as exponenets.

@insomniagobrrr5542

Жыл бұрын

​@kinas45y5 10 to the power of 80 is more than 10 to the power of 20

11:14 I like to think that when Saxton Hale lands on someone, he does this much damage naturally. Because ITS SAXTON HALE.

@BlazingShadowSword

2 жыл бұрын

When it's my time, I want SAXTON HALE to land on me. It would be less painful than suffering through anything the world can throw at me.

The righteous bison's *Half reverted* form feels like the zapinator from Terraria. "It Can one shot a heavy....if it feels like it"

@spiceforspice3461

3 жыл бұрын

ikr, it's so shit. At least the zapinator can shoot faster.

@thunderhead9338

3 жыл бұрын

@@spiceforspice3461 *The Orange Zapinator would like to know your location*

@getaround1276

2 жыл бұрын

remember the zap has a myriad of many other beneficial options so RNG: the gun is less dependent than the bison

This entire video's math issues can be answered with 2 words _S o U r C e S p A g H e T t I_

@betaversion9654

3 жыл бұрын

These lights are SATAN!

@markhirsch6301

3 жыл бұрын

Man, you really don't see the spaghetti code until you either use SFM, or you do detailed analysis of how mechanics work

@TheScorch191

3 жыл бұрын

@@markhirsch6301 or you look for the coconut

@markhirsch6301

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheScorch191 please explain

@TheScorch191

3 жыл бұрын

@@markhirsch6301 apparently deep in tf2 code, there is a file named "Coconut.jpg" it is a highly detailed picture of a coconut, and if you delete it, tf2 wont even boot up.

Rest in peace Rick. This video shows how powerful the class that you voiced is.

@killinfantsons3193

3 жыл бұрын

Howd you escape the barn

3 жыл бұрын

@YeetUsStillAnimates I thought you died.

@perhapsYoYo

2 жыл бұрын

@YeetUsStillAnimates who's the punk you've heard about, then

"And scout highest damage is, No i won't be spoilt it, in case you didn't watch it" *literally puts it on the thumbnail of the scout video*

Hold up, is that Scout for the demonstrations supposed to look like Invincible? Lmao

Before the video even starts I'm going to place a 10 key bet that he's going to disqualify the mantreads early because... holy shit the multiplying of stacked soldiers is insane

@gamingtime468

3 жыл бұрын

*Well well well*

@trananh7944

3 жыл бұрын

*Hand it over*

@kfirarthegamer798

2 жыл бұрын

*gib key*

@indg0205

2 жыл бұрын

My key, good sir

@oui3255

2 жыл бұрын

my key

10:36 bruh, I wanted to see it in the scoreboard :(

@nonyabusiness5186

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think the scoreboard physically can hold a damage that high.

@dounet05

3 жыл бұрын

@@nonyabusiness5186 yes but it would be interesting to see what the scoreboard would show

@bullet_outsmarter_5000

Жыл бұрын

@@dounet05 it will only show the soldiers health, it doesn't go past it

I'm no scientist but I'm pretty sure if you deal over a quadrillion damage concentrated onto a pinpointed target, you might have created a black hole if such a scenario were to happen in real life.

@Sisyphusprimereal

Жыл бұрын

There’s no such thing as damage there is no 1dmg dipshit

We did it boys, we found a way to give Saxton Hale a barely noticeable bruise 11:00

Using the rocket jumper is axtually better for getting zero damage, as if you rocket jump with it it will reset your conch regen to 1, meaning you technically are doing damage.

@KopperNeoman

2 жыл бұрын

It's probably hardcoded to do that. Source spaghetti says that the Rocket Jumper always resets regen.

@BlazingShadowSword

2 жыл бұрын

@@KopperNeoman Well, it's more how the source engine registers rocket jumps, if you look at the mannpower mode, one of the powerups removes self damage with explosive weapons, and you can't jump with them, like at all. What is happening with the rocket jumper is that it deals the rocket launcher's base damage times 0 so that you get the knockback, but not the damage.

@KopperNeoman

2 жыл бұрын

I was half right! Haha!

"taunt kills does the most damage" *Laughs in boots*

That highest number blew my mind the same way heavys was blown when he toke 167 quadrillion damage to the old dome piece.

10:44 Guys, I think the target would dead

Next update: Due to testing, we have found the Mantreads are a bit strong so we have now nerfed it, it now heals enemies you land on

ah yes, the Large Soldier Collider designed to split heavies into their constituent particles

11:25 you should update this now that 100 player servers are possible

To survive the mantreads stomp Transfer you’d have to be I N V I C I B L E

@cactusgamingyt9960

3 жыл бұрын

probably would still kill an ubered player since I think they just gave the ubered players like 99999999 hp with very fast overhead decay.

@leonardo9259

3 жыл бұрын

[title card appears] [blood splatters]

@flamethegame1

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna see this against an ubered target

@flamethegame1

3 жыл бұрын

@@cactusgamingyt9960 could be that they put the 32 bit integer limit instead

@zeurgash1456

3 жыл бұрын

@@cactusgamingyt9960 nah, ubered players are just immune to damage, so unless they can only be killed with an "insta kill", aka trains, and falling into pits.

Literally at the exact moment when you landed in the soldier tower, KZread gave me an ad

I believe the weird candy cane damage interactions work like this: Pipes have 100 base damage and 25% of 100 is 25, but since it's a crit it triples it to 300, but since 25% of 100 base damage is 25, it adds 25. Hence 325.

12:47 Dang. The Disciplinary Action comes within a _hair_ of OHKO-ing a full-health Heavy in a single hit, given specific circumstances. *whipping sounds intensify*

13:12 me seeing before how OP was the wrangler by uncle dane's review: *ultra panic and fear noises*

everyone talk about how the scorch shot is broken but god damn the manntreads are god man

This game has more spaghetti code than my first factorio factory

Imagine playing spy and did 1 damage from back stabbing someone

@KopperNeoman

2 жыл бұрын

5 is the minimum, because 1 x 5 is 5.

i love how the other thumbnails have actual numbers, but soldier's damage just goes off the image

will Squim ever acknowledge the bot crisis? find out next time, on the After Breakfast Show ™️ and rip may 🪦

@SquimJim

3 жыл бұрын

Will Squib ever acknowledge his 514 subscribers and make a 2nd video!?!

@leonardo9259

3 жыл бұрын

Why should he acknowledge it?

@tugazu

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@SquibGourmand

3 жыл бұрын

@@leonardo9259 i’m foreshadowing’

@leonardo9259

3 жыл бұрын

@@SquibGourmand I hadn't noticed

i would want this man to be my math teacher

@adirblazkowics7717

3 жыл бұрын

"Today we're going to do the math of how much damage Soldier's boots can do."

Imagine being a Hoovy and having stacked soldiers on you, then suddenly you take quadrillions Damage from a random soldier

@fleetadmiralauto6506

3 ай бұрын

So much damage that Heavy is erased as a playable class

"My best damage is 1.7k, how about you?" "It's complicated."

And now we have 100 player servers. Time to do the man treads test with 99 soldiers and one heavy

Now, with the limit of players increased to 100, you have to retry the manthreads damage

Causally doing enough damage to kill every single character to ever exist in a TF2 match, at once

I’m just gonna say again that this man has the best intro

I wonder what would happen if you had the strange part of damage dealt equipped to the mantreads that did the damage to the heavy at the bottom of the soldier stack

All other classes: can do damage ranging from the thousands to 0 with weapons Soldier: *can do Quintillions without a weapon*

32 Mantread soldiers is like the Shohen anime climax weapon

@spiceforspice3461

3 жыл бұрын

It's basically the ending of gurren lagann

The first gigastomp did so much damage that it broke reality and turned the world into an ad for kfc

8:00 *Calls the Rigeous Bison disappointing* 8:01 *Performs one of the most satisfying kills*

“Alright, let’s jump” Ad: *I’m gonna stop you right there*

Great video as always man. And jakobs thumbnail for the video looks awesome!

He did so much damage I’m pretty sure the heavy is wiped from existence

Theoretically, Pyro can do the same amount of max damage as Soldier, as boosting into a resupply cabinet with the Thermal Thruster while equipping a different secondary will cause the game to give you the stomp effect until you die.

@KopperNeoman

2 жыл бұрын

Pyro has lower max HP, and fall damage is percentage based. Because stomping transfers your fall damage's raw HP value to the target (give or take a multiplier) Pyro can't stomp as hard as Jane Doe can.

@AzureWoof

2 жыл бұрын

@@KopperNeoman Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

10:11 Cave Johnson vibes, I love it

Huh, just happened upon this video this soon after it showing up. I'm glad you're making more of these.

13:49 Medic: Have mercy pls

THIS JUST IN: 33 random americans wearing odd footwear, able to destroy planets.

"Well, I won't spoil it for you." _Puts the max damage in the thumbnail of the video_

11:43 "which uh, when you think about it it's actually kind of a big difference" had me laughing my ass off lmfao

I'd like to see you try the soldier tower trick with every soldier in the chain having the strength power up, since it increased your damage for a single drop so each soldier should be able to apply the multiplier

So something I find quite interesting (1:20) is that you took over 150 in self damage which I think means that Strength doubles the self damage as well. I know that self damage is calculated differently if you hit an enemy and yourself but considering we all know the soldier who just shoots their feet gets a crit and kills everyone whilst being relatively unharmed it's pretty safe to say that Stength was the outside factor it makes sense but then again this is TF2 where almost nothing works how you expect.

@mrcrowthebird9836

Жыл бұрын

156 🤓

This is honestly such a kickass idea for a series.

"These American boots just stomped you through the earth". "These American boots just kicked your ass to nonexistence". American Boot is the strongest character in the St_Black_ST cinematic universe, as proven by Professor Heavy.

Bro it's midnight over here. I'll go grab some bacon and eggs for the breakfast context.

now that tf2 allows 100 player servers, you need to do the mantreads test with 100 people now

Wait an American second! The kamikaze tauntkill deals the most damage at your feet? But you can avoid the damage all together by making Soldier throw the grenade through a ceiling. So the explosion's origin is the hand, so it has reverse falloff!

ad timing is perfect, got one just before impact on the tower

now that there is a 100 players limit that number would probably break servers

Somebody do the Mantreads thing, but with a strange part for damage dealt on it. I want to see that number on record.

@Numerose1

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@perhapsYoYo

3 жыл бұрын

imagine seeing a f2p get 17k damage from a soldier stomping them lmao

The Candy Cane effect applies only to *explosive damage*, therefore, the crits and all other factor are excluded. The 25% is only on what the damage would normally be without being influenced by any add-ons.

Passive vulnerabilities ignore crits and minicrits (pain train, candy cane, etc.) Vulnerabilities that are active when the weapon is active do not ignore crits and minicrits (claidheamh mohr, powerjack, bushwacka, etc.) No idea why this is the case, but it is what it is.

@flamethegame1

3 жыл бұрын

Just tf2 spaghetti code things

take a moment to appreciate that he did enough damage in one hit to kill *every single life of every single player who has ever played tf2*

If you (the viewer) had actually used skillshare, YOU (the viewer) could have learned how to hack into this video early.

@SquimJim

3 жыл бұрын

Knowledge is power!! But mostly money is.

I like how soldier's most powerful weapon, nay the most powerful weapon in TF2, is *a pair of old boots.*

@datkhornedog899

3 жыл бұрын

Myes.

I got an ad just as he fell on the tower of 30 soldiers. That's soldiers highest possible damage. Advertisements.

Now imagine what it would be with 99 soldiers.

@fleetadmiralauto6506

3 ай бұрын

Breaks the planet

someone remember to let Man of Jazz know that 269784320000000000 is also the amount of times i’ve done his mom also, it looks like it’s the perfect time for another existential crisis, i’m back to not knowing whether or not i truly am Vinegar

@LagomorphVinnie

3 жыл бұрын

Hi, Vinegar

@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts

3 жыл бұрын

Goodbye, not vinegar.

@gordonf5553

3 жыл бұрын

Wine

11:10 Achievement: THAT A LOTS OF DAMAGE!! "Philip Swift noises"

out of nowhere I recognized a piece of background music. 10:51, that's the theme for Infinity Mijinion's stage from Megaman X6. That's not where I knew it from though - instead I recognized it from a pistol-start run of E3L6 from the Doom WAD Headless Chicken, specifically by DoomTuber Decino.

Oh god. With the 100 player cap now, versus the 32 cap you had when you made this, you could totally more than double that max damage.

@DocDog

11 ай бұрын

Theoretically, it would deal ≈78786413000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 damage with 100 player cap. That's 42 ZEROS in this number! After that, of course, game will crash because of overflow

Wait, SquimJim, does the Strength power-up stack when used on soldiers in the soldier stack? Or am I a brainlet and did you do that and I missed it?

@SquimJim

3 жыл бұрын

Probably yes, but that wouldn't normally be possible in any real game since there would only be 1 strength power up available at a time.

Man I hate when 32 man tread soldiers end up on my head, and then one falls from the very top of higher tower causing me to take 4 quadrillion damage

The stomp was so impressive it created a Honda ad

Note: Critical hits deal 200% extra damage in the form of "Critical damage". It is *not* explosion damage. Same goes for minicrits (35%)

@LaserBread

Жыл бұрын

Crits are 3x damage. Quickscoped bodyshots to the base damage of 50, while headshots deal 150.

How would this be with 100 people

Soldier: *deals 1 damage with a rocket launcher to a heavy* Heavy: TINY

that heavy at the bottom of the mantreads stack should've been a stain dying the wood under where he was red