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@mfishman9311

5 жыл бұрын

CollegeHumor k

@pailo30000

5 жыл бұрын

Que clases de drogas hay que consumir para reírse de esta gente sin gracia

give your boss a "sorry for your loss" card

@drothganger

5 жыл бұрын

i vote for this one

@NicoleFoti

5 жыл бұрын

yassss

@ellygreen244

5 жыл бұрын

I bought my best friends ex a sorry for your loss card when they split up, just to be a slight asshole

@coena9377

4 жыл бұрын

Elly Green That’s actually fantastic.

@zachryder3150

Жыл бұрын

Badass

I was thinking Katie's thing would be : "So... You pitch a sketch, where you invite people from the office to explain their ideas around the theme you choose, and after months making various episodes, with various themes, you sneakily plant the theme about how to quit, so you can quit without people being sure if it is part of the sketch"

@AldenteFettucino

5 жыл бұрын

I knew it!

@orlandodavidmelendezparis6635

5 жыл бұрын

Me toooo

@JotaC

5 жыл бұрын

That would've been genius lmao Also perfect for Kate

right of the bat, trapps ‘that is the one who is me’ killed me lmao

@dropout

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@alyssa2807

5 жыл бұрын

Duuuuude you got op to respond

Here's an idea for Katie: start your own company with Grant, and... sell cars or something!

@meloD30

5 жыл бұрын

YEAAAAAAAH!!!

@nbucwa6621

5 жыл бұрын

And have a skating rink in the centre of the lot

@prestonang8216

5 жыл бұрын

YES! START COLLEGE HUMOUR! wait... University Comedy?

@gaberottet8448

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, I see where your going... but that's gonna be tough to do right away. What if we started doing something else... Maybe entertainment? Acting...? No, that's dumb. But... What about comedy? Hmmm.

@bargen0w

10 ай бұрын

cars fueled on cocaine

This entire discussion was simply Katie's platform to propose ''Roller Skating night.''

@cassuttustshirt4949

5 жыл бұрын

It's a good plan, you have to admit.

Everyone: *wins the lottery* "Time to quit my job!" Katy: *wins the lottery* "Time to buy all the jobs!!"

@03019a

5 жыл бұрын

think like a winner

@cpariona1

4 жыл бұрын

*Katie

I like how Zach asks if the smoke bombs are going to be expensive when his idea was already far more expensive just by getting the plane tickets.

@PrincessAshley972

5 жыл бұрын

Peter Schmidt not to mention getting a home in Hawaii!

@slipknot95maggot

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe that's why he asked, he was trying to even the playing field. Like 'ooh so yours is expensive too, huh.? Yea, that's cool. Nothing wrong with that, eeh..?'

please expand hawaiian skype call quitting into a full sketch thanks

With "Buying the Company" Katie could have easily dreamt to win the lottery, but no she went with someone in her family dying

I feel like you wouldn't have to run around much in the smoke bomb scenario. If I walked up to a co-worker and said, "hey I heard you were leaving, sorry ab- (blah blah)" and they just.. detonated a smoke bomb and resumed packing their personal items into a cardboard box, that would still be pretty cool.

@nataliethomas3240

5 жыл бұрын

^

@slipknot95maggot

5 жыл бұрын

XDDDD

I worked nights and this one coworker was congratulated on being with the company for a year. That's when he says "oh yeah this is my last night." Then in the middle of our shift (midnight) he turns in his gear and walks out.

@xHaloxReviewerx117x

5 жыл бұрын

Smart man

Hi boss. I'd like to give you a two day notice. I'm quitting today.

@Etianen7

5 жыл бұрын

One time I actually gave a two day notice :D

This is the most professional piece of literal ridiculousness I’ve ever seen.

For some reason Katie calling Zach Zachary makes me really uncomfortable

@triscuithebiscuit

3 жыл бұрын

Even worse when his name is Zac and not Zach

@rachelrachel9152

2 жыл бұрын

I also feel like it's very possible his name literally isn't Zachary but just Zac lol

zac actually quit, i wonder if he did the good ol' hawaiian skype call

Or better yet, propose ideas for leaving the company as part of a comedy sketch, and then actually do it.

Katie being so adamant about the roller skating thing makes me feel like she definitely tried to get the office to go rollerskating and it didn’t work so she’s like “guess I gotta buy the company and make them hang out with me” 😭😂

After the shift I had this is a much needed video....

"Right now." *_Katie leaves._*

@15thCrypt

5 жыл бұрын

She created this program to bring them into a false sense of security

Put their office supplies and your letter of resignation in jello

Always good seeing Zac show up every once in a while.

aaayyyy my boy zac is back baby

Raph would quit from a freezer or with liquid nitrogen I'm just saying it doesn't get much "cooler"

@xxTheFlyingPigxx

5 жыл бұрын

Hi Raph

The little icons for each idea just keep getting better. I want one of them for my profile picture or something.

Binging superstore and saw Zach so I scrolled down to the first video with him in the thumbnail to say "so proud"

This Jessica riffs on ideas really well!

I love this show!! Great guests and fun ideas! Glad to see Zack was on! I love you Katie! you really know how to brighten someone's day

_Ohhhhh, this doesn't sound like the "No Scrubs" I remember._ *Don't go chasing unemployment.*

We need to warn Katie's uncle, he's in danger.

"Flash everyone"?? 😨😨 No wonder "Everyone Flirts with Katie"!

Omgggg that karaoke idea thoooooo. I love it so much.

"Because I did invite you all parasailing and that never happened" Oooooooooooooohhhh!

This is a great great cast for this sketch!!!

So wait, is Zac back now since they’re doing Dropout?

8:04 Well, this confirms my suspicions about every single Katie sketch.

I'm watching because I'm looking for how Zac Oyama quit

This is the kind of intellectual conversation I want to have

Karaoke best idea ever! You can get so creative with it!

Submit your emergency medical leave and add “btw, I quit. Do count my two weeks notice starting from today”. So you can skip writing the resignation letter 😂

yay! it's Zach!! I'm glad to see him again!!!

_SMOKE BOMBS, SMOKE BOMBS, SMOKE BOMBS._ I can imagine the look on their face as I'm quitting an- *smoke bomb*

@deadskrillaskrit2078

5 жыл бұрын

You had me at bombs

This is such a great sketch

More of this please!

This is amazing! So funny omg

buwahaha this is soooo insightful!

This delivery and video format reminds me of a podcast or morning radio show

These are legitimately cool ideas, I could see myself doing the Hawaii thing.

Love CH. What does it say when 8 minutes of faux serious comedy just seems like an eternity?

say "i quit" to ur boss in person (boss reacts negatively) *leave *come back an hour later "see you in that meeting, you better have a good pitch ready." to ur boss because you are now the boss of your boss.

*laughs in unemployment*

Just realized this is Jessica the incredible improviser from Off-books and the musical episode of Game changer. It’s always so fun to see new people in old vids

1:50 this is actually my first time seeing zac laugh

All very cool but I genuinely laughed at smoke bomb, brilliant idea!

“Here is an idea- BUY the company” 😂

I liked the video at smoke bomb. The smoke bomb quit is the best, just know your exits!

At 6:33 oh she’s not playing around. Lol, my favorite is the smoke bomb idea just ‘cause it sounds cool, and I’d never have to explain anything.

Glad to see Zac!!!!!!!!!

ZAC WE MISSWD YOUUUUU

IAC sold CollegeHumor to Sam in 2020, and this episode dropped in early 2019... Making Katie's answer of "Buy the company" to quit your job oddly prescient.

I think for the smoke bomb one when the smoke dissipates a paper that in big red letters says I quit just slowly falls to the ground

OH MY GOD ZACH IS BACK !!!!

I feel like if you're in Hawaii you do an Iceland Skype call. Chilling in a blue lagoon, etc

I like how everyone is addressed by their formal name except Katie.

It’s simple I see Zachary i click

An elaborate hoax that sees you becoming the king of a small but wealthy European country and puts you in various fish out of water situations, ending in true love. *_Never been done, right? Original._*

Miss the full episodes of these

"Smokebombery" gonna be very disappointed in the dictionary it that's not a real word

Jessica is actually hilarious this is one of the funniest rank rooms I've seen

Everyone gives reasonable suggestions, meanwhile Katie's like 'hot take, but I think being rich might be good?'

im surprised Katie didnt quit her job in this video - that would be the coolest way to do it

8:25 we don't like you. We love you!

the last one is Kate subtly getting the idea across that she wants to go roller scatting

Zach is back

Maaan. The karaoke song has gotta be "Take This Job and Shove It." 😀😀😀😀

Zac looks really good in a suit

The Hawaiian Skype Call sounds like some Old Spice ad...

I really wanted a card to be "Like This" and the person just gets up and walks away

Zac is life.

2:50 Seems like an easier version of this would be to sing the 1977 country hit "Take This Job and Shove It" (maybe adapted to fit your specific job, if you're willing to put in some extra effort)

Here is the definitive answer Hire a group of ELITE child breakdancers and serve dat fool

Is that the real Jess McKenna from Offbook!!! I don’t believe my eyes

Zac is back!!!!!!

Create a mock-up of your office. Film yourself walking away from it while wearing sunglasses, and after a moment it explodes. You light a cigar and say into the camera, "I quit," then walk off camera. Send the video to your boss.

I would love that quitting smoke bomb, I would have used it a few times by now.

Karaoke was the best one

"The art of smoke bombery"

We like you Katie. *Uncrosses fingers behind back*

I'm pretty satisfied with my own: "Screw this, I quit." Dignified; to the point. You don't deserve another moment of my time. Because the coolest thing is not caring.

My teacher pertained to be sick and didn’t come to school for a week, latter he sent a quitting email to the school in the airport half an hour before his flight back to UK

the from hawaii and then moving to alaska is actually quite acurate. i know people who, they didnt move and the quit, but quit because they were moving to alaska

My grandpa quit his DCFS job by leaving the single of "Take This Job and Shove It" on his boss's desk!

Build a robot, train it to do your job, and then lease the robot to the company to act as your replacement. Naturally, the fee for the use of your robot is at least as much as your paycheck would have been.

@meloD30

5 жыл бұрын

OMG, I was planning to sub-contract out all my work for a particular client. But now that you suggested this as a joke, I look like a fool. LIKE A FOOL!

Katie looks hella good in that color

Honestly i don't enjoy constantly trying to be lured off site away from youtube

@RoboBoomStick

5 жыл бұрын

want some candy? GET IN THE VAN BITCH!

@Pneuma001

5 жыл бұрын

I totally agree. I realize that they're trying to make money that way but putting the second half behind a paywall is a pretty shitty thing to do.

I would host this video, go last and say “quitting in a video talking about quitting”. Other that that how that one guy quit in the need for speed movie was pretty epic.

Walk into a meeting in full Batman costume and acting like it’s nothing

Smoke bomb was my choice two years ago. I left my laptop and my badge over my manager's desk with a note, and proceeded to switch my phone off for two days. It worked out (sort of)

8:10 We'll go rollerskating if you want... xD Died. Love this episode too!

I feel like if you were allowed to Skype into work, you’d most likely have a remote job that would let you work from Hawaii already.