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@unclebobo6030

5 жыл бұрын

Hi

@youtuberfangirlnamededyn6186

5 жыл бұрын

CollegeHumor Welp, you guys didn’t get any less disturbing while I was gone. The is awesome

@letoatreides4041

5 жыл бұрын

Ask Adam how he feels about the trans-athlete now shattering all women's weightlifting records? Also the doctor completely destroying him about hospitals was pretty neat as well. "uhh ummm uhhh ummm uhh"

@AnonymousFrogNG

5 жыл бұрын

This Dropout service is barely worth $5 monthly. Maybe $5 yearly, that's all I'm offering. 1: There aren't enough shows, because you are developing them all as a single studio, of which producing one show alone is difficult already. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Accept some pitches from talented creators and have them make some shows for you in exchange for money. They have a LOT of good ideas, especially when they don't have to worry about censorship. 2: They are too cheaply made, as if they are meant to be watched for free on KZread. Hire some more talented editors to use some photorealistic CGI when anything needs to be unrealistic. 3: They all cast the same ten people all the time. Makes them all feel the same. Hire some A or B list celebrities to star major roles in your shows, which is a BIG selling point for a lot of shows. I think these additions will aid GREATLY in the long run, and hopefully in a year or two, EDIT: I know that some of you think Dropout's worth paying for just to watch one show alone, but most of the people who say that also donate to lots of Patreon pages, bought merch from multiple channels' online store, and think more about the KZread channels they are subscribed to than how much their product costs.

@lordmeepers7297

5 жыл бұрын

I would make a great murderer because I like to think about smart ways to kill someone

Just researched it, Ralph is right. If you kill someone in a boxing match you won't go to prison. There have been a remarkable amount of deaths

@andrewoxford1322

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe 69 likes

@scrungly

4 жыл бұрын

i hate to do this a year later but his name is Raph, no L

@timyuusis3372

4 жыл бұрын

and for what was probably auto correct!

@corvidconsumer

3 жыл бұрын

@@scrungly *aph

@LunarEleven

2 жыл бұрын

Makes sense, you accept the risks and sign insane liability stuff

More people have died in boxing since they introduced the glove 🥊 🥊. This is because previously people wouldn't punch as hard because it really fricking hurts your hand, but the padding of the glove offers more protection to the hand than the other person's head, concussions and all that. Been times where people's brains basically detach from the spine.

Actually in years past people have died on boxing during matches that's why they regulate matches down

@pembrokelove

5 жыл бұрын

Yep. One of my best friends from school was killed in a boxing match about 15 years ago. He was 22 and healthy as far as we knew, but he took a hard hit to the side of his head and burst a blood vessel. It was awful.

@MartinTiks

5 жыл бұрын

@@pembrokelove Rip

@l.t.p933

5 жыл бұрын

Josephine Bray Anurism

@Kino280

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, more people died after they added boxing gloves because before people wouldn’t want to break their hands against your jaw/cheek bones

raph is the funniest person to have on the show no doubt about it

@provyprov

5 жыл бұрын

he's so terrible at it, it's amazing

@baffledbumblebee

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know why but I thought he had been banned from this show... 🤣🤣🤣

@TylerTheTiler

4 жыл бұрын

@@baffledbumblebee He should be lmao the amount of times I've seen him just not get what he's supposed to do is incredible

Me: I wonder how long Raph can keep it together this time Me one minute and seventeen seconds in: call it.

Sergey Kovalev and Gabriel Ruelas both killed their opponents in the ring. In both cases the corner of the dead guy was to blame for not stopping the fight much sooner. So yeah, that's a very real scenario

This is exactly how the TV news discussions go, these days

My answer is revenge haunting. As a ghost, I haunt my murderer/someone I don't like and slowly make them mad. Eventually I kill them or they kill themselves. Since I'm already dead there are no consequences and they'll become a ghost and I can rub it in their face that I killed them.

@sangitamahanti386

5 жыл бұрын

Such an underrated comment

@justanotherchristianlover

Жыл бұрын

your a true geniose!

*gasp* Adam doesn’t know everything... 🤭🤫😂🤣

@jzzisk

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

Raph, did you do any research on this at all? Nope. Raph is THE best member for this show, his entries never disappoint. :D

As a professional “train guy” I can confirm Katie’s plan is both possible and extremely likely

Katie's doesn't sound hard to engineer. It sounds flat out impossible. Raph's is definitely the coolest of the 4 mentioned.

@celestialsalamander

5 жыл бұрын

it's not technically murder though.

@SurprisinglyDeep

4 жыл бұрын

@@celestialsalamander Yeah its manslaughter. Murder is intentional.

@risottopose9970

3 жыл бұрын

The Coolest and you most likely wouldn’t go to jail

If you told me that Raf was leaving CollegeHumor, then I'd probably go into a deep depression and slowly die from lack of food, water and human contact.

@HitzK

5 жыл бұрын

Not a cool way to die tho.

@SurprisinglyDeep

4 жыл бұрын

But what if he appeared on a Dropout only show? Like how Gladwell now does? :)

@belled395

4 жыл бұрын

Welp they all just got fired soooo

@maybetomorrowmaybe

Жыл бұрын

RIP

Slow Braised Pulled Human Pork lmao. I love how in-depth they get with this!

@csingl2

5 жыл бұрын

Cookbook by Cannibals mmmm...

@herecomesriceboy

5 жыл бұрын

@@csingl2 ewwww gross haha

I dont understand why poison yourself and fall in a soup, instead of sneak some poison into a soup

@w0rmfarts

5 жыл бұрын

because the latter isn't "cool"

@nonamefound9296

4 жыл бұрын

Cause he believes it's only fair that the murder dies as well

The best thing about this show is how everyone gets super involved in the most ridiculous idea. I also love the unique, little cartoon circles given to each idea.

It's all fun and games until the cops show up

To answer Adam's question, approximately 500 boxers have died either in the ring or as a result of their injuries since the year 1884.

anyone else see Adam falling backwards Alien 3 style? Also Katie just picked an extra Fast & Furious scene.

So what've I learned is that Adam knows alot about soup, Adam supports the death penality and Ralph doesn't understand that his boxing idea is manslaughter.

Im indian and i can feel Rekha's pain when they mispronounce her last name

@Krsnik666

5 жыл бұрын

@@igetnobitches122 Well to be fair, English speakers feel the same when foreigners mispronounce English words. Just laugh it off. It's all good :)

@hrithik1114

5 жыл бұрын

shaynkaar!!!

@dionisisroditis6296

5 жыл бұрын

Tseries or Pewdiepie??

@hrithik1114

5 жыл бұрын

@@dionisisroditis6296 PewDiePie, always

@dionisisroditis6296

5 жыл бұрын

@@hrithik1114 good to hear we have another bro👍👍

Soo...... The first one is basically One-Punch man?? 🤷

@nothingelsetodo4229

5 жыл бұрын

But without the knowledge of your own strength.

@josephreis2915

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing else to do so basically one punch man?

Raph was surprisingly rational in this episode. Something's suspicious 😂👀😏

"So they're super dead" Wow. She's a genius

a detailed Ruth Goldberg machine where they are so amazed at what’s happening they watch it till the end, and it kills them.

@lunarmy1336

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

I feel like Raph is one unexpected turn away from dying of laughter throughout the episode.

1:20 Ralph that is one punch man(saitama)

"Has it happened in history?" Never change, Adam.

*pumped up kicks intestifies*

@whyarepeoplethewaythattheyare

5 жыл бұрын

*shudders as an ominous breeze passes*

@itsmesage84

5 жыл бұрын

Ur profile pick 😂

Thank you for the great tips guys, I think I’m going to try them out now.

this video is the most useful thing i really needed this

Not joking, the first topic I ever discussed with one of my best friends was how we would kill each other in the most gruesome, stealthy and ironic way

The coolest way to murder someone is to make it a running joke and milk years of occasional comedy videos from it

This is basically ‘adam ruins everything’ but in a focus discussion group setting

@elisabethheiman2104

5 жыл бұрын

Just because Adam Conover is in the video? He was with CollegeHumor before Adam Ruins Everything and he's simply that friend who's a know-it-all.

@henrysawyer3051

5 жыл бұрын

No because he’s constantly correcting people

You find your high school sweetheart and the captain of the football team making out in his brand new 67 Camaro. Parked at the peak of lovers lane at 2 in the morning overlooking Lake Berryessa, the windows were steaming as Frankie Valli whistles through the radio. You pull up behind them blinding them with the spotlight on your retired 63 Ford Falcon xB, dark blue. You tap on the glass. *_"Boy you sure scared the bejesus out of us officer what's happening man- uh, I I mean, sir!?"_* he blurts as 5 shots from a coke bottle suppressed .22 caliber revolver crackle out and their bodies fidget then slump to a crisp stand still. As you prepare mark your signal in chalk on the side of the driver's door, the boy tumbles out, *_"Wasn't you quite cooked?"_* you snidely remark, but now he'll get to see, the finale of your plan. You pick him up put him back in the car and secure him tightly, releasing the parking brake and turning the wheel in the direction of the serene lake below. You give it a strong push, with the bumper of your car, to get the ball rolling. It's rough gravel so you need to nudge it a bit harder than you should have but it gets the job done, it's careening through the grass, yet slips into the lake undisturbed. *42 Years later* A foundation development crew, preparing water to use in concrete for a Walmart parking lot, sources water from the lake nearby. The hydro pump gets clogged, there's a pair of Converse stuck in the intake. The worker fishes out the shoe, it's encrusted in encapsulated in sediment but there's something else inside, bones. Shocked, the team contacts authorities, work on the parking lot is postponed, and search and rescue divers, commandeer the site. After some dozen hours, they find that 67 Camaro now entombed in Rust and mud. One body barely intact, but traces of love lost to the lake remain. Upon dredging the formerly nimble, compact pony car coupé for two, the tow truck driver notices underneath the mud that had been rinsed away a large rectangular indentation on the rear bumper. About the size of a license plate. It was yours. In your struggle to move the car into position, you bumped the Camaro hard enough to leave an imprint of your license plate numbers in it with the indentation marked. A clue, a hint, a taste of the truth was all there. *_IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER BODY,_** TURN TO PAGE 47.* *_IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ON THE TOW TRUCK,_** TURN TO PAGE 96.*

So happy to see Adam with the new cast

I remember seeing a news report of a guy who told people he would kill them with kindness, and then went after them with a machete named kindness.

The "Aw, nuts!" technique. AKA, Trained squirrel murder squad.

@itsmesage84

5 жыл бұрын

😂 How do you have 3000 subs with no content? XD

@NewMessage

5 жыл бұрын

@@itsmesage84 because the sarcasm is strong in my subs.. ;)

@itsmesage84

5 жыл бұрын

New Message XD cool

Hmm...always thought putting a rat in a can then placing that can open part on someone's stomach trapping the rat then heating up the can making the rat chew through the person's stomach and bleed out, you can also do this with cockroaches. That would be pretty sick

@itsmesage84

5 жыл бұрын

YESSSSSS!! People actually did that in history. Here's another one from china: Someone would have their body under sand under the hot boiling sun, he would try to crawl out, and when he does, all his skin peels off, and he dies because the sun burn his body

@LauraM-ge6bi

5 жыл бұрын

@@itsmesage84 dude that sounds awesome. Thank you for replying with this comment of beauty

I love Katie's voice sooo much

You ever get that feeling when you can relate really well, but it's something that's frowned upon? (Music. Music is cool.)

Spoilers for season 1 of The Terror: Part of the crew mutinies and turns to cannibalism after being stranded. So the doctor takes poison knowing they’ll eat him and tells the captain to eat his heel because that will have the least poison in it. It was a crazy and genius plan and I was so hoping someone would’ve mentioned it.

I FUUUUUCKING LOVE THESE

Someone pitching this topic: I SWEAR IM ASKING FOR A FRIEND

What Raph is talking about happens in Rocky IV when Drago kills Creed

@Michael-ch9xp

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Martin I was surprised nobody said it in the video

People have definitely died in boxing matches. For example, Davy Moore; dude got knocked out and broke his neck on the ropes.

@jzzisk

5 жыл бұрын

There’s an old song about Davy Moore.

Looked it up for estimated that 500 boxers have died from boxing since 1884.

#4 be sounding like a mortal kombat finisher

Is it real? Has someone died in real life while boxing? *Yeah* *it* *happened* *in* *pulp* *fiction*

Katie is like Stephen Fry/Sandi Toksvig, and Raph is like Alan Davies.

This show always needs Brendan.

I like that Katie stuck a 'stay in school kids' into her murder plot.

Mutual combat laws and boxing commission waivers protect boxers from prosecution in the event their opponent dies. Good answer Raf.

"waiter, there's a hair in my soup" "yes, sir, that's the scalp"

Yall just gave some physcos ideas 😂

3:50 He says '' chopping'' and she s like' 'Aaah' ' with a dreamy smile

Katie being attentive is the most abstract thing to watch.

Um, actually, the spikey sunglasses probably wouldn't kill you unless they needle were pretty long, just hurt and deliver debilitating damage.

4:36 Raphael is like "Wtf has this guy smoked?" 😂😂

@wanderlustwarrior

5 жыл бұрын

Not even just then. At 2:45 and throughout "poisonous cannibal"

The boxing one was the coolest one lol.

“oh hey, you’re up, i folded your pants... for you”

thank you for the help

I love these, i wanna finish it soooo bad. but i refuse to pay youtube for anything ever.

Not to self: Never get into a boxing match with Raphael.

If you want someone to eat you. The lady from the golden circle knows how to make a mean human burger

Raph could add the phrase "If he dies he dies" in his plan xD

I like Rank Room a lot, but oh man am I so happy when Raph is on the panel, lol

The Tang Dynasty is here!

Heyyy Adam is back!!

Those um and ah’s from Adam...such wonderfullness

Murder requires intent, the boxer would have to know they were going to kill their opponent.

Legally speaking, it's not murder to kill someone in a boxing match.

im assuming in boxing matches the people who are in it have to sign non disclosure agreements if something were to happen

I love how Adams never heard of a death waver

VERY HELPFUL:)

"Can't you just be naked" feels like a very Katie statement given the sexy death Rankroom.

When the script writers are out of office

So they ask about how shooting out someone's tires and have them die in a crash would be considered 'murder' but the boxing match where raph basically says the killer didn't plan it at all is just accepted?

So basically that meme with the sunglasses?

wikipedia: "approximately 500 boxers have died in the ring or as a result of boxing since the Marquess of Queensberry Rules were introduced in 1884." Adam, there are two humans, who train intensively, often since childhood, to hit as fast and as hard as they can, preferably to the opponents head. The question shoud be: Why do so many of them not die?

yes people have died in MMA and box, and no the killer didn't go to jail

@johnturn3383

5 жыл бұрын

How? Broken neck? Lung.....damage?

@risottopose9970

3 жыл бұрын

John Turn All of the above

Adam asking the real questions.

a little bit over a speculated two thousand deaths have occurred during boxing matches.

I would engineer a high-powered laser in a satellite, like in the movie Real Genius. My enemy would just be standing there one minute, and the next, he's vaporized from above.

The nerdiest way would be to get buried under a pile of books

the boxing thing already happened. in 2014, a boxer called sugar ray didn’t want to fight because he had a dream that he killed his opponent, but they pressured him into fighting and he proceeded to kill his opponent. you sign a waiver before boxing matches that say that death is possible and none of the involved parties are liable. sugar ray fell into a deep depression though, so there are consequences.

I did the research for the boxing match and it turns out you can’t be liable because both parties consent and I saw that at least 15 fighters have died in the MMA

Adam's been watching Code Geass

So, tons of people have died in boxing matches. Fun fact, getting hit in the head is very bad for the stuff inside the head, and that is where the brain lives. You don't need any kind of cheating to kill someone in boxing. Just box someone who has already had a lot of ring time and their brain is pretty fragile and likely to die.

I don't think any of them understood Adam's spiked glasses CSI Miami reference. They were all like casually agreeing lol.

This shit is soo dark I luv it

isnt Raph's boxing idea technically accidental man slaughter?

Katie is probably me of the most unreasonable yet understandable and not person in CollegeHumor

Several people have died in boxing matches. And barring any broken rules, the killer will not face manslaughter or murder charges.

For the boxing so basically you have the the strength of zombie Jason

Knock knock.... *“FBI OPEN UP!!!!!”*

The thumbnail and title of this video... (Face palm) 😂

Adams idea was performed by dr Goodsir on "The Terror".

Raph is the rank room GOAT.