My keyboard : Rainbow switch Sound : Similar to jet engine sound Force : 25lbs Actuates at 1kilometer

@kawaiiplushtorturer3875

5 жыл бұрын

My keyboard: No-Switch Sound: Louder than a supernova Force: 5000 megatons Actuates at 6289 zettameters

@Meidri9292

5 жыл бұрын

My keyboard: *Membrane*

@hazuki3846

5 жыл бұрын

My keyboard: those normal things you get when you have a job

@gampyre

5 жыл бұрын

same

@opax.

5 жыл бұрын

my keyboard: romer g

My dude actually went to a bowling place to explain how black and white switches feel

@Smugify

3 жыл бұрын

quality over quantity

@wavingbuddy5704

3 жыл бұрын

man is barred from the alley 100%

“Personally I hate browns... BROWN SWITCHES I SAID BROW-“ Vox Media: Singaporean KZreadr addicted to clicking circles admits he is racist.

@bananya6020

4 жыл бұрын

fucking vox

@jonathand3842

4 жыл бұрын

White switches are even more trash I hea... oh wait ;`^(

@omidsedighi-mornani9166

4 жыл бұрын

i hate black ones more

@mago4707

3 жыл бұрын

i hate quiet switches more

@sadjj

3 жыл бұрын

I love you

I've used 80g switches for 4 years. I feel like the strongest man alive

@hd8q81h

3 жыл бұрын

how's your muscle now

@louloudia3049

3 жыл бұрын

@@hd8q81h idek how to respond

@kaloyan1498

3 жыл бұрын

GIGACHAD

@bonesoneuropa1610

3 жыл бұрын

you are

@yasinemirornek2459

3 жыл бұрын

Switch to speed switch for 2 digit experience

personally i hate browns *twitter-guys start to chasing squashy* ok 100

@gronkh25

5 жыл бұрын

most keyboard enthusiasts hate Browns because they feel like scratchy linears, kinda like older Outemu Blacks. I thought my Razer Oranges (which were Kailh Manufactured, recolored Browns back then) were reds because they had 0 tactility and were nasty as fuck :p

@drag_611

5 жыл бұрын

@@gronkh25 ok

@cherryyy594

5 жыл бұрын

@@gronkh25 ok

@faizyusuf2470

5 жыл бұрын

Cmonbruh

@lolisunited6924

5 жыл бұрын

Acclaiming r/woosh

I think the Nintendo switches are the best tbh

@banan-ya4550

5 жыл бұрын

LoudO owo ahhhhh i hate u

@huupoke12

5 жыл бұрын

No, I think TP-Links are the best switches.

@lukereynolds7406

5 жыл бұрын

Correct! 😂

@haxysaurus

5 жыл бұрын

Light Switch is the best

@chriztr

5 жыл бұрын

You mean light switches, right? :thinking:

Imagine being the people in the bowling alley.

@deaddead698

3 жыл бұрын

I read “being” horribly wrong

@thsoup2353

2 жыл бұрын

@@deaddead698 when you let go of the ball swinging it backwards in the Wii sports bowling alley

I have been suffering from tapping on bowling balls for 6 months now and I didn't even notice until I watched this video

@blurengo

3 жыл бұрын

with or without chip

Nah. windows Virtual Keyboard switches will always be the best for streaming in osu though. The travel distance is virtual so it fixes every input lag problem.

@terracemason4635

5 жыл бұрын

Well actually, to hit those keys on the screen, you'll need touchscreen. Touchscreen has a big delay compared to physical keyboards, so it's not delay-less.

@mortimermouse3086

5 жыл бұрын

@@terracemason4635 sar·casm /ˈsärˌkazəm/Submit noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. "his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment" synonyms: derision, mockery, ridicule, satire, irony, scorn, sneering, scoffing, gibing, taunting; More

@AniMesuro

5 жыл бұрын

@@mortimermouse3086 thank you.

@ktaku6459

5 жыл бұрын

@@terracemason4635 sar·casm /ˈsärˌkazəm/Submit Learn to pronounce noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. "his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment" synonyms: derision, mockery, ridicule, satire, irony, scorn, sneering, scoffing, gibing, taunting; More

@emiru-kun6323

5 жыл бұрын

mind if I put an /r/wooosh Here?

So basically... Keyboard asmr osu vid

@maicosamijn9218

5 жыл бұрын

@VenusFlytrap Tell me truly honestly now, how the flying fuck is this video clickbait?

@seamoon4345

5 жыл бұрын

@@maicosamijn9218 i think he/she meant to say that the vid was clickbait cuz it was an osu tapping asmr vid all along

@Taic989

4 жыл бұрын

@@maicosamijn9218 its part of the joke

@ezio2682

4 жыл бұрын

DR4GON H4CK3R dats wat I’m here for

@arkhamknight7594

4 жыл бұрын

Maico Samijn r/wooooosh

0:11 What is a switch 1:03 *Red switch* 1:28 Red sounds 1:48 *Blue switch* 2:09 Blue sounds 2:34 *Brown switch* 2:51 Brown sounds 3:13 *Cherry Speed switch* 3:32 Speed sounds 4:00 *Cherry black switch* 4:28 Black sounds 4:41 *Cherry white switch* 5:11 White sounds 5:46 *Gateron Clear switch* 6:14 Gateron Clear sounds 6:51 The best?? 2:45

@NamenlosGG

2 жыл бұрын

THE LAST ONE LOL

@CostTheCrazy

2 жыл бұрын

The sound of the brown switch is so satisfying

@breadfruit5

Жыл бұрын

@@CostTheCrazy you are weird

Here are some of the songs that he plays Help out and reply if you know what song, I would like to know as well Red: Aitsuki Nakuru - Presenter* Blue: Kano- Sakura no Zenya (Speed up Ver.) Brown: Chano- Natsu Koi Hanabi Speed: Ayalis feat. GUMI- Ai o Chikaishi Hime Kazari Black: Ayaponzu- Super Nuko World White: omoi feat. Hatsune Miku- Chiisana Koi no Uta Gateron clear 1st song: Camellia feat. kradness, Nanahira and yukacco - Mazare Party Gateron clear 2nd song: ???

@Xelvynn

4 жыл бұрын

2nd song is Honesty Gyze

@tzhaki3746

4 жыл бұрын

thank you so much

@DJLJAYPn0yDriftR

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much! You're the real MVP!

@diniezul2795

3 жыл бұрын

Bro you actually saved my life.. Omg

@Asr.-

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that I recognize all of these beatmaps...

2:45 CmonBruh

@Asr.-

3 жыл бұрын

Why is my reply first?

@hvrst6241

3 жыл бұрын

@@Asr.- cuz you're not second

@Gabriel-jg5wh

3 жыл бұрын

@@Asr.- 💀😂

@wildcat4539

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz your not fourth

@Asr.-

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, my second reply is fifth tho

6:01 you legit missed the switch entirely xD

@brazilianentertainmentsystem

5 жыл бұрын

light

@gamir3763

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@farhanadrian2932

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@mysir6260

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Thunda_Storm

5 жыл бұрын

LOL (sorry)

So, I was looking all the forums for what switch i need for osu, other games, writing some stuffs and this is my personal thinking: If you JUST want to play osu! you can to get Cherry MX Red. If you're a laptop keyboard player who like me you can play with Red but it will be hard because laptop keyboards actually have tactile bump (some keyboards don't have) and you can click without notice in game or when writing some stuffs. I think you can play League of Legends type games too. (maybe you won't i don't know i don't have mechanical keyboard I'm 'boutta buy one in 2 weeks.) If you want play osu! and write some stuffs like books, projects i don't know. You guys can get Cherry MX Brown. I don't know the tactile bump feeling so I can't tell anything but i always think: "Yo if tactile bump is good for single tapping what about alternating?" and I never found an answer about it. They say it's good for consistency because with tactile bump you can follow the rhythm but in Red you don't have a tactile bump so you can't follow the rhythm exactly. Or maybe you can you idk ask someone who plays with Red Switch. or if someone plays with red switch can answer this comment for another peoples. About Cherry MX Blues, for osu! it's really bad because Blue is like shit when you can get Brown or Red. But, it's not that bad at all. It's heavier than Brown so your stamina needs to be powerful. Who is like Merami, Gayz (high bpm stream players) uses Blue Switches. Ok, so you know they always says, "Yo bro Cookiezi just using Brown and get a 96 acc on freedom dive, but he tried with red and he get 99 acc get dat red shit." well, he can do because he is Cookiezi, you're not Cookiezi you know... And they says "Yo he FC'ed Everything will Freeze with Brown Switch y'know?" well, again... you're not Cookiezi? So, the answer is: Brown (just read everything) I know they always say "it's preference." and they're right. But I know me and you guys need some answers. We need some real answers to select a switch. I'm just gonna use my brain and select the best switch for me. From EB3K's video i can write this down here: Red Switches: Stamina -> Best Speed -> Best Consistency -> Good Brown Switches: Stamina -> Good Speed -> Best Consistency -> Best So, if you want to learn can you control your fingers with Red well you can test at some shop idk. There is no shop around me so I'm gonna use logic. We are all like "Holy shit can I use this but wait what happens if I can't use I don't have too much money!" So, Brown is better in this situation. Because why? You don't know can you control your fingers and if you can't your money will be trash. But if you get brown and build a great stamina and the problem will be solved. They say Tactile Bump steals your stamina but if you have a great stamina like me (I can play 7 minute 5.8* stream-jump maps and if I fail at 6th minute I can go back and play 4 minute 5.9* easily), you guys can get a Brown switch. Or you guys can get a Red Switch and build Consistency i don't know how to build Consistency so you guys can have a good luck on that but for me it's harder than building stamina. You guys can use FlyingTuna's technique for building stamina it's really helping. And an extra idea you guys can look your favorite streamers keyboard to buy. I love watching KoaLeahQ and he's using Ducky Shine 7 (w/ Brown switches & pudding keycaps). So, I'm happy about buying a Brown Switch. You just need to get how to use a switch and you can be better at this game. So, we see the results when i get my keyboard. I will try to edit this comment when I get my keyboard so, wait for it! And my English is not that good, if you can't understand something type in the comments. I will try to help you. And and and, i need to and a second thing. In my country 1$ is like 7$ so I'm boutta found a cheap keyboard, i think i will get a Content switch so i will talk about Content Brown Switch when i get. Maybe it will helps someone.

@SquashyBoy

3 жыл бұрын

jesus man. good run down worth the read xD

@Kaekuu

3 жыл бұрын

Writing an essay lol

@MoonstarAriadne

3 жыл бұрын

thanks for writing this, now i know what switch will i buy (browns) also im the guy who suggested you make the calli skin ❤️

@dr.aeshma

3 жыл бұрын

@@MoonstarAriadne the fate brought us together again i see pogu (i did get red switches tho kms 😪) (mfw no money)

@dr.aeshma

3 жыл бұрын

+i did learn that i have some mad finger control. But getting browns will probably be best for a lot of people.

"I don't bottom out when I stream." *Proceeds to bottom out every time he streams*

Pancakes Ingredients 100g plain flour 2 large eggs 300ml milk 1 tbsp sunflower or vegetable oil, plus a little extra for frying lemon wedges, to serve (optional) caster sugar, to serve (optional) Method Put 100g plain flour, 2 large eggs, 300ml milk, 1 tbsp sunflower or vegetable oil and a pinch of salt into a bowl or large jug, then whisk to a smooth batter. Set aside for 30 mins to rest if you have time, or start cooking straight away. Set a medium frying pan or crêpe pan over a medium heat and carefully wipe it with some oiled kitchen paper. When hot, cook your pancakes for 1 min on each side until golden, keeping them warm in a low oven as you go. Serve with lemon wedges and caster sugar, or your favourite filling. Once cold, you can layer the pancakes between baking parchment, then wrap in cling film and freeze for up to 2 months.

@shipey188

5 жыл бұрын

Ok

@zenitsu6376

5 жыл бұрын

Ghanta Wala what a legend

@emanuelxcars

5 жыл бұрын

Thank You!

@hazy7482

5 жыл бұрын

Tysm I was planning on making pancakes while watching this video.

@lunglesschest

5 жыл бұрын

I love this.

i was deciding what switch to buy, thanks this really helped

What my parents hear at 2 AM: 1:39

6:02 did he miss the key?

@GBrayJ

3 жыл бұрын

Ye

@obtuse2927

3 жыл бұрын

Ye

@sacron7832

3 жыл бұрын

Ye

@splenden2235

3 жыл бұрын

Ye

@jehezz

3 жыл бұрын

Ye

yo why the heck is this video doesn't have a good amount of views. It's quality content and very good editing

@suntpacifist1856

5 жыл бұрын

Cuz it was posted 12 mins ago when u commented😂

@gian6113

5 жыл бұрын

@@suntpacifist1856 seems legit

the song named "Chiisana Koinouta" is a little old song but It is still very popular in Japan owo and vocaloid cover is also nice :)

"Hey but what about the silver switches?" "Don't ever dare saying that name again"

I really like the browns,they feel nice and aren't very loud like the blues,and are pretty light. So when i play osu,my neighbours cant hear me smashing keys across houses

I thought the best switch for osu are the homemade ones... HMMMMMMMMM!?

This game would drive my husband crazy with the clacking sound... but I love it!!! 😍😍😍 Thanks for your video!

Exactly what i needed thank you

You should try both the cherry Mx speed and red low profile switches. The activation speed is cut in half from a typical cherry Mx switch.

TLDW Red is preferred by most, good for long gaming sessions, not too loud Blue is also good very tactile, p loud and clicky Brown is just blue but quieter Speed is red switch but faster Black are very bad for average play as they use 60g to press, good for stamina training White are uhh... No please just dont use these, ever Gateron clear is just a rlly light red switch You are welcome

@docmcstuffins6300

4 жыл бұрын

yea but you felt and heard lubed gat inks

@marsh346

4 жыл бұрын

White kailh?

@ioqid8440

4 жыл бұрын

I have blues and they're making my ears bleed

@LxrdZxphyr

4 жыл бұрын

uses razer switches* (dabs/cries)

@vodkadotka

4 жыл бұрын

so I should go for Speed switches?

can we get a mechanical keyboard switch that sounds like that one hitsound that everybody seems to use

haha the clips especially the bowling ones where comedy gold

what beatmaps did you user in the video? i really liked the beatmaps and the video in general

What about the razer green : btw I'm using it and It's my first mechanical keyboard. I do not know how the other switches feel like but Is it worth it to get a mx red keyboard? been using my razer TE for 9 months now and I'd like to switch to a more performance based one.

@bleu566

5 жыл бұрын

Binninja SANL razer greens are just cherry mx blue

Is it bad I unironically like using black switches? I’m mostly focusing on streaming now, so I guess it makes sense, but I plan to switch back to reds at some point soon.

my favorite switches are brown, tactile switches, but I need a quiet sound. So if you need gaterons I advise GK61

are there any tactile or clicky switches with the same stats as speed edit: i have found speed kalih gold and speed kalih bronze

I could visibly feel your hand pains during the black switches and white switches

Nobody LITERALLY NOBODY Squashy boy:tapping a bowling ball

6:52 bruh you bout killed me for a sec😂

Have you tried razer's optical switches? I wonder what you think of them

Ever since I started playing osu with mechanical switches, I've always played with the speed switches. I really like them.

I have Romer-G switches which are basically like Speed but activates at 1.5mm. Pretty good imo, clicks don't sound as satisfying though

@maicosamijn9218

5 жыл бұрын

I had Romer-G aswell. They are good for consistency but they fuck you up on stamina

Great vid!

just need some additional thoughts: i want to buy a keyboard from PRO X but i can't make my mind between a pro X touch or Mx silver switches... i have huge issues regarding tapping speed and i would like to know which one would be better to help me improve this aspect of the game Edit: I play on my laptop keyboard atm

I have blue switches and they are so loud that I wake up my parents who are nextroom

My friends sent me this video because everytime we play any rhythm game I "apparently" break my poor poor keyboard, even though it's still functioning and fine.

oh and do you know where the speed switches are? is it like limited edition or out of stock?

300k lets go bro!!

Is there a way to get all the switches in a bundle that way i don't have yo buy all of them and test each one myself?

For CherryMX switches I personally think that Browns are the best. I’ve tried Silvers, Reds, Blues, and Browns. Silvers were nice but it didn’t feel responsive enough when it came to streaming. (It’s so light I can barely tell if I pressed the key unless I bottomed out) Reds had a similar issue because since its linear it almost feels squishy and it makes it harder to have finger control on slower streams. Browns were that perfect middle with easy press while maintaining responsiveness and blues weren’t too bad although they do feel slightly harder to press.

@chaplin2929

5 жыл бұрын

I love brown switches, high five

@Marr033

4 жыл бұрын

Brown are goods everyone spit on it only because they're not as advertised: tactile.I tried reds and brown but I prefer the browns.

@rat459

2 жыл бұрын

@@Marr033 best linear?

@fanter2205

2 жыл бұрын

what does bottoming out mean

@itzlqmer6084

2 жыл бұрын

Browns are secretly reds while reds are secretly blues

Lol I realized how heavy the 67g holy pandas I was using for osu were It didn't feel heavy until you pointed out the blacks

when squashy says twitter, the youtube subtitle says tito

When I went from reds to speeds on the corsair k95 my acc went to shit, but then I my speed went up a lot and I got my acc back after some time. 10/10 would recommend.

What map were you playing while showing off the sound of white switches. The first one.

@Eggpull

5 жыл бұрын

I think it is this one Chiisana Koi no Uta osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/609189#osu/1295491

"welcome back to another video" "so without further ado lets jump right into the video" "ok before we get to the video"

ty for making dis vid im getting mechanical keyboard soon

5:11 song name? Edit: Just found out the song title is Chiisana Koi No Uta | by Omoi I was able to find the sing because of how I recognized the voice in other songs like Snow Drive (0.123), and thankfully I was right.

@leaf1555

3 жыл бұрын

Thx.

Can anyone list the name of beatmaps? Thank you :)

I was planning to replace some switches on my new mechanical keyboard and this vid helped a lot! ....from a lousy sg mania player XD

What is that map you played with the white switches?

quick note: browns arent quieter blues, theyre more like reds with a tactile bump, not a heavy and clicky bump like blues. I switched from reds to browns recently and I was hesitant as first cuz I heard they were just like blues but they feel nothing alike

@SquashyBoy

4 жыл бұрын

🤮 browns

@lunarleaf

4 жыл бұрын

@@SquashyBoy yeah i hate browns too wait fuck NO NO NO

@lunarleaf

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dubufy I would go for standard gateron browns, they arent very loud and give plenty of feedback, silent switches tend to be more mushy. Reds are also good if you dont like the feeling greens had with the bump, although the bump on the browns is more subtle and isnt noticeable for me while playing unless im playing slower maps with low bpm streams/bursts

@metricccccc

Жыл бұрын

@@lunarleaf clearly you're on a budget going for browns, so get milky yellows instead

@lunarleaf

Жыл бұрын

@@metricccccc bro this comment 2yrs old, I have a gmmk with box Jades rn and for osu I use hyperx Alloy origins

subtitles during switches clicking: [Applause]

the weavy swiches is more useful for people who wave a strong fingers or click hard on keyboard?

Hello, I want to ask abt the cherry MX Blue's activation force, on most websites said it's 60g like blacks, but squashy boy said it's 50g, which one is the right one? Because I want to consider buying a blue swich cherry mx keyboard

Gateron clear has 1.2mm actuation point and when 1.8/2mm when bottom out if im not wrong

I use the Flaretech red optical switches from Wooting One keyboard (I mention the keyboard because other marks uses the same switch but with different actuation point), they are like Cherry MX red but actuates at 1.5mm and the response time are just 0.02ms. So I think that those are the best switches for Osu! xd. PD: Sorry if I write horrible but I don't know english at 100%.

@5uru594

3 жыл бұрын

Damn you got those smooth clacks

@flooosha2376

4 ай бұрын

Omg wooting before 2022?!?! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Squashy reviews are the best reviews. I love the honesty.

i wonder the bowling hall reaction over squashy tapping a bowl

I use red switches but I swapped my spacebar to make it a black switch because I always press in accidentally...

@n1csan

5 жыл бұрын

Kailh Silver Speed Switches + 3x 70A O-Rings lul Kailh Silver Speed > Cherry MX Speed btw

@metricccccc

Жыл бұрын

@@n1csan all switches > any cherry/kailh switch

I think the only reason I would get mechanical switches are for the satisfying sound :D

A Brown Switch is basically like a Blue and Red Switch fusion because like the clicks are from blues and the sound is from red in my opinion

very helpful ^^

"I hate browns" -Squashy 2k19

this vid still interesting after 2 years

@s0fteze

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, true

btw what is the beatmap you used by the Gatreon clear switches?

I've found myself coming back to this video several times haha

Holy shit i was planning to buy keyboard but idk which key switches is the best tyyyy

@index7787

5 жыл бұрын

You can buy osu keyboards that come with all of these, they are like $36 and fully RGB. Love mine

I came back to this video remembering that old times when switches were still simple just by colors, how the world have changed

@salehkhalid2155

3 жыл бұрын

U talking abt pandas ?

@agamerwithzeroveiws4385

2 жыл бұрын

Now it's things found in nature besides bobas

@metricccccc

Жыл бұрын

@@salehkhalid2155 oh apparently there are only 4 switches guys

Anybody knows what map the outro song comes from?

Hey,squshy boy can you make a xp-pen deco 02 review please

Captions be like switchers brought brown suits just wait NO im into the brown suit

My taps during streams just shake my whole table, it's literally bumping your head into the keyboardhasbfnxahjshjxnjfxdsajfhbxsdfd

@amvsanz1338

3 жыл бұрын

same my table almost collapse after streams

What map did you use for the white switches?

where can i find a threaded cable for my table and keypad am i just dumb and it can be just a charger or do you need a certain cords

2:45 My Brain: I’m going to show this to my brown friend

Hes not only good at the game, hes funny too..

"so without further ado let's jump right into the video [...] ok before we get into the switches"

I've got a question. I've heard people say that Brown switches feel scratchy and inconsistent after the tactile bump. Is that true?

@docmcstuffins6300

4 жыл бұрын

yes, they are fucking trash, if you want any tactility dont get browns

For me I love blue switches because I love noising people through streaming lol

"Whats your favorite switch to use in osu?" Me who plays with Membrane Keyboard: Yes

that skin looks very cool :)

are optical switches from razer (purples, good for osu)?

Cherry Green gang where u at 90g of pure testosterone

@3D1ofakind

5 жыл бұрын

IKJGHABGKABNIOU

@Astrafe

5 жыл бұрын

80G

@silvergashalife1626

5 жыл бұрын

i have a razer blackwidow ultimate 2016. green switches

@p0tat0s_

4 жыл бұрын

Gateron greens, close enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@JuanHarlow

4 жыл бұрын

No love for the greens smh

imagine having a mechanical keyboard couldn't be me smh my head

gosh...i have been using white for osu!mania for quite a time now and i thought this is fine cant wait to buy a new switch for my keyboard

i feel like i like speed and red switches, both are good but i like really clicky switches because they’re satisfying af

The true touchscreen gamer always uses the windows virtual keyboard.

my switches: in-built laptop keyboard switches no sound very light and bottoms of at 5cm

I have a mechanical keyboard with Kailh Blue switches, not complains at all, just that I didn't know they were so damn loud (You get used to it)

what was the beatmap you used for the black switch