Most poisonous animal in the world: *exists* Humans: ah yes, a delicacy.

@bashboi4074

3 жыл бұрын

Humans eat a lot of stuff that're toxic to animals or that are created to intentionally make the experiences not enjoyable, so it's not all that out of left field, though that's because humans themselves are pretty out of left field when it comes to what they eat

@Way2Klose

2 жыл бұрын

Man said humans like he isn’t one so he’s either the Geico Gecko or Mark Zuckerberg

@JamerG

2 жыл бұрын

Dolphins: _s m o k e I t_

@plant5875

2 жыл бұрын

humans really like poison for some reason its weird also interesting

@aceofjacks7071

2 жыл бұрын

you joke but mint and coffee both evolved the way they did to be poisonous and humans eat that shit with ice cream. and then chillis and whatnot evolved the way they did so no one could eat them except birds who spread the seeds. now humans video themselves eating a ton of them as entertainment

nature: *makes it abundantly clear that this thing is not supposed to be eaten* humans: hehe tastey

@goatlegendary2020

2 жыл бұрын

😂 Right like wtf

@knopytayyyyyy8506

2 жыл бұрын

fr wtf

@hospitallercross1155

2 жыл бұрын

GOD : yo Hell yo. U will do that Again like u Eating fruit in firdaus?

@zdogshallvibe3232

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact people that have tried it and survived said it doesn't even taste like nothing

@nicknmm09

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s actually not that tasty ( well most of it isn’t the gonads are apparently ) but puffer sashimi is very underwhelming more of a status symbol and kinda forbidden fruit thing than actually tasty.

“But don’t worry it gets worse” Aw thank god bro you had me worried there

@aliciarains6245

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@butters4596

9 ай бұрын

And if you call right now, we'll double your order, FREE!! Just pay separate shipping and handling.

@deleted-something

9 ай бұрын

frfr

@MasonNoah9664

8 ай бұрын

@@aliciarains6245❤❤❤😊

@Julie.lovesyou

7 ай бұрын

Fr

Fun fact about Fugu (eating puffer fish) Not only do you have to remove the bones, organs and skin of the puffer fish without puncturing the organs (spilling excess toxin on the flesh) But you also wash the flesh many many times in cold clean water to remove any possibility of contamination (and flavor ironically), leaving behind a very bland but fresh tasting piece of white fish that has a good texture, but no flavor to really write home about except every so often it may give you a small "tingle" as some of the toxin remains, making your lips or such tingle a bit. Also it is illegal to throw the bones, skin, organs or such of the fish in the trash, as the chef / restaurant is liable if a homeless man digs into a dumpster and eats the fish, so they usually use a special biohazard disposal container with a lock to prevent any hungry people or animals or criminals (who may try to use the toxin as a poison), for throwing it away. Lots of other little interesting things about it, but I think that is all for now. Was watching the video, and the entire time I was wondering if he was going to forget about the fact that people eat it xD

@ShadowMoon878

6 ай бұрын

The chefs who wanted to serve Fugu must also undergo a certification process where they will be judged on how well they prepare the Fugu without contamination. The process is very very strict with only 50 out of 500 applicants passing every year

@TenshuNoAkaitsuki

6 ай бұрын

This was ths best deterrent besides the, ya know, very possible threat of death, that I have heard YET to eating fugu.

@dollynicoly

6 ай бұрын

So why would it be considered a delicacy when it tastes bland? Or foods don't require tasting good to be a delicacy cuz I really have no ideia 😅

@fariesz6786

6 ай бұрын

i had fugu and it was not bland. it was supermarket stuff though, which afaik is raised without the algae they get the poison from (and/or a species that's not poisonous, whichever.. i'm still alive) but yeah, that stuff was not bland, in fact it was delicious af.

@sirscrotis5442

4 ай бұрын

⁠ in reality the most people who die from fugu are fisherman who catch and cook it themselves

The fact that dolphines use this fish as a drug........

@adrianherbert5844

3 жыл бұрын

Aight, now you gotta answer some questions. What the fuck? How did you find this out?

@SpecterNeverSpectator

3 жыл бұрын

@@adrianherbert5844 it's pretty well known, it probably kinda went like this 1.- dude saw a dolphin start "hitting" a puffer fish with its nose 2.- dude told people and that people told people until some marine researcher heard about it 3.- the marine researcher goes to well research the sea 4.- it sees a dolphin hitting a puffer fish with it nose and being paralized 5.- discover that it works as a drug and that they get pleasure out of it. Fun fact: dolphins like to rape people.

@adrianherbert5844

3 жыл бұрын

@@SpecterNeverSpectator Thanks for the clarity. And I don't think that fun fact is so fun.

@Humanrightsdenier

3 жыл бұрын

@@adrianherbert5844 it's fun in certain ways

@leguan278

3 жыл бұрын

@@adrianherbert5844 Its a matter of perspektive, really.

"you would suffer from one hell of a headache but Dont worry it gets worse" "Dont bother praying because whoever you are praying to is going to see you very soon" Damn, savage

@amuroray9115

3 жыл бұрын

“The amount of poison it takes to put your name in the newspaper can fit on that needle.” Daaamn. This lines are savage

@ISEEIBUY

3 жыл бұрын

I died when he said that😂😂😂

@zariaford9604

3 жыл бұрын

Can wait to see *jesus.*

@Ronald-lb5fz

3 жыл бұрын

Xdd

@zariaford9604

3 жыл бұрын

@Joe Alexander yes.True-

The worst part is that you'd be awake and aware of everything until lack of oxygen made you unconscious.

Dolphins: lets snort that Shit.

Imagine ordering fugu and the chef is staring into your eyes from across the room the entire time you eat.

@headlesshoebag3804

Жыл бұрын

"Excuse me, my chef is experienced, yes?... First night, you say? Well I'm sure he's accredited... Live audition, you say?"

@johnjack902

Жыл бұрын

Yo hahaha

@luistomaslloyd6439

Жыл бұрын

Then the chef was a hitman ahahaha

@denyhaguilar679

Жыл бұрын

Nice job, 47

@jailynjwilson

Жыл бұрын

​@@denyhaguilar679nigggga I'm crying 🤣🤣 definitely some hitman shit

“But don’t worry,” That’s a relie- “It gets worse.”

@qminari1378

2 жыл бұрын

“It always gets worse”

@chineseguy2073

2 жыл бұрын

@@qminari1378 it's always worse when the puffer fish does aeugh

@bodhivalkyrie76

2 жыл бұрын

HONESTLY!

@bodhivalkyrie76

2 жыл бұрын

I WAS LITERALLY BEING LOGICAL SEEING IF I THOUGHT J COULD DIE THAT WAY AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE I CAN HANDLE IT BUT NEVER DAMN MINE

@sihlepanduva1515

2 жыл бұрын

That "but don't worry". And proceeds to say it gets worse

"Don't even bother praying because whoever your praying to is probably gonna see you very soon" Dang dude that's actually one of the best quotes ever

@adw6894

9 ай бұрын

Yes, praying doesn't work with nature, logic, and science.

"But don't worry, it gets worse." Here we go again.

@akshay_m

10 ай бұрын

I am sad that my like was the 99th and not the 100th 😅

Imagine the process it's taken for chefs to figure out how to safely prepare this. Some daimyo in ancient Japan probably REALLY wanted to eat that fish. I wonder how many food tasters died for it.

@ismata3274

3 жыл бұрын

And cooks and fishers. One hopes....🤬🤬🤬

@stankyleg5662

2 жыл бұрын

@@ismata3274 ?

@ismata3274

2 жыл бұрын

@@stankyleg5662 if a taster dies, that means, at least the cook couldn't dissect out the poisonous parts. Depending on the revengefulness of the heirs/family in question, cook certainly, and maybe the fisher, is in direct line of a sword. Or not. Why? Because claiming toughness by daring to eat poison then dying and calling foul on the cook/s may be viewed unseemly. hopefully. so to save face, maybe they let them live? Or order suicide? That's where the hopefully part chimes in. Otherwise, that would be the same like bombing a gun factory after your relatives unsuccessful venture into trying out russian roulette. But power is power is power, so..... One can only hope.

@ismata3274

2 жыл бұрын

@@luxinvictus9018 one would still need to "test"........ during..........

@PixelmanPXP

2 жыл бұрын

i mean you don't have to test it on humans, you could have given the different parts of the fish to farm animals or so and then look, what killed them.

Most poisonous fish in the world: *exists* Dolphins: *drugs* Humans: *delicacy*

@benjamindanilov2752

2 жыл бұрын

Stolen

@nataneryyyyy

2 жыл бұрын

@@benjamindanilov2752 welcome to the internet

@Whatt4221

2 жыл бұрын

@@nataneryyyyy have a look around

@germany7464

2 жыл бұрын

@@benjamindanilov2752 Want a Tour of the internet?

@benjamindanilov2752

2 жыл бұрын

@@germany7464 tf bruh I'm just saying it's stolen, no harm in that, wtf so many people comment on others and say they stole this but don't get scolded but if I say something I get fucking scolded, bruh mxm fuck outta

Two things that don't go together....1:"Don't Worry." 2:"It gets worse."

Fun fact, more people in Japan die from eating bad oysters than fugu (puffer fish). The license you need to be able to serve the fish requires you to know all varieties of puffer, all their poisonous bits, and how to carve them out. It usually takes 2/3 years before chefs training for the exam actually take it.

In the 1950s, my grandfather traveled to Japan on a business trip (he was an attorney for a mining company that was to sell copper for the nation’s postwar recovery). At some point, he found himself in a Japanese restaurant, and-not actually knowing Japanese himself- ordered a random dish from the menu. He received an odd sort of fish that he found he enjoyed. Then, on his right, a Japanese colleague of his turned, noticed what he was eating, smiled darkly, and asked: “do your ears tingle?” “What?” Replied my grandfather, unable to make sense of the question. “Do you ears tingle?” Repeated his colleague. “No?” “That’s good. What you are eating is Fugu fish- it’s poisonous if prepared incorrectly. If our chef wasn’t careful to cut out its poisonous parts, then you will die. You know you’re eating poisoned Fugu if your ears tingle.” Happily, my grandpa’s ears never tingled.

@Dankusez

3 жыл бұрын

i smell the cap a mile away

@FromsoftgoatKaj

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dankusez HAhahaha This story is Cap hahaha look i'm so funny. 😐 Stfu.

@raging_raccoonhd6994

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dankusez if it was cap who cares?

@G1assWater

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, i would stop eating right away after hearing that lol

@yuearchis

3 жыл бұрын

got me in the first half ngl

*This fish also has such a toxic personality.* It stings anyone that comes near it.

@lucifersatan4611

3 жыл бұрын

Even more toxic than me?

@reddsmoke904

3 жыл бұрын

Because you shouldnt be fucking with it lmao

@FIREcrochethairstyles

3 жыл бұрын

Go home

@cg5380

3 жыл бұрын

ok fine you win

@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z32gzNONc5qZisY.html

He describes this so well I actually felt like what it would be like to die from this

@NightRunners_Club

Жыл бұрын

He skipped the neuropathy that is the worst part

"But don't worry; it gets worse." I want my phone to play that sound when it rings for work calls.

This video in a nutshell: Fish with spikes that can send u too ur ancestors faster than u can pray to them

@sakuratree8252

3 жыл бұрын

@@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu stop self promoting

@King45321

3 жыл бұрын

You don't pray to your ancestors you pray to God

@AMAZNGMUSIC

3 жыл бұрын

@@King45321 someone said it

@mediocri5y

3 жыл бұрын

@@King45321 mulan

@kwesi7994

3 жыл бұрын

@@King45321 not everyone buddy

Fun fact: dolphins use tetrodotoxin to get high, and it absolutely shows. Also another fun fact, they pass the pufferfish around like you would pass a joint Edit: for those who wanted to see high dolphins: kzread.info/dash/bejne/n6eslaR6mKzLgco.html

@1ceolation

2 жыл бұрын

This adds a whole new meaning to puff puff pass

@manowa3395

2 жыл бұрын

@@1ceolation They really do be bouncing around miss puff like a beach ball

@babayega_

2 жыл бұрын

@@1ceolation this comment needs to be in the main comment section and not hidden here underneath another comment. 🤣🤣🤣 It really was a cheeky answer 🤣🤣

@slothyyteen-lg7me

2 жыл бұрын

@@1ceolation lmao u won!

@gabrielmartinmarcos189

2 жыл бұрын

Pufff puf

*professional chef proceeds to feed it a carrot*

No wonder why people think that ms puff is an criminal 💀

“Oh yeah you get slowly paralyzed and numbed.” “BUT DONT WORRY😀!” *”IT GETS WORSE 😃.”*

@RobinHoodies0

2 жыл бұрын

I don't have my glasses on and the second emoji threw me off! Lol

@toroselfpropelledgaslawnmo5197

2 жыл бұрын

Imagining *“IT GETS WORSE”* with it being bass boosted makes it 100x funnier.

@hannahbg1852

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@hannahbg1852

2 жыл бұрын

@@toroselfpropelledgaslawnmo5197 Correct, Kirby. Correct.

@seamonkey101310

2 жыл бұрын

@@toroselfpropelledgaslawnmo5197 yes

"Every year someone loses the bet." This is oddly specificaly true, since 2000, 23 people have died from eating this fish an average of 1 per year (mostly prepared it themselves).

@DToTheB

2 жыл бұрын

So moral of the story: you can't even trust yourself

@olgierdvoneverec4135

2 жыл бұрын

@@DToTheB specially yourself. It takes years of training to know how to slice one and it's highly regulated.

@RacingSnails64

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh that makes sense

@zomboids2100

2 жыл бұрын

@@DToTheB Trust no one. *Not even yourself.*

@RexGalilae

2 жыл бұрын

Why in the fuck would people even bother eating this? There are far better things to eat. Natural selection going rampant in Japan, I guess

"But don't worry, it gets worse" that caught me so off guard-

"There would be no iphone alarm loud enough to wake you up" Humans: Challenge accepted.

"At this point don't bother praying cause whomever you're praying to will see you soon" that part got me 😂😂😂😂😂😀

@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200

2 жыл бұрын

Right after I was done reading this that part Happened

@Lovelycat563

2 жыл бұрын

🤣👍

@lumine7975

2 жыл бұрын

Yes😂😂😂😂

@mr.straight

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@th3boyoffantasy99

2 жыл бұрын

Damn you right 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"What if You Ate the Most Poisonous Animal in the World" I'd...die

@nick-playercharacter8583

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, you wish it was so simple.

@randomanimeaddict123

2 жыл бұрын

@@nick-playercharacter8583 yes... Maybe

@Griffith307

2 жыл бұрын

I would simply survive cuz I'm built different ofc 💪😎

@steampunkemo9211

2 жыл бұрын

@@Griffith307 the poison attacks your repository system dude. The only way you'd have a chance is if it attacked the brain instead, considering you seem to lack it

@Griffith307

2 жыл бұрын

@@steampunkemo9211 It was a dumb joke but you'd probably survive as well since you seem to lacking in multiple areas

"At this point, don't bother praying, because whoever you're praying to is gonna see you very soon :)" I'm pretty sure my neighbours could hear me wheezing lmao

Humans: This is poison... Mythradites: mmmh gimme some more of dat!

"Don't worry it gets worse" is my new favorite line.

@lycan5443

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@o_o-037

2 жыл бұрын

He ALWAYS says that.

@lycan5443

2 жыл бұрын

@@o_o-037 well I just discovered him this week so... I didn't know that

@ThirteenAmp

2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin has a whole bit about that platitude about "it can only get better" or "it can't get any worse" tropes people say and he's like, it can ALWAYS get worse, or even stay the same, nothing says it should or even can get better The world really misses that man's insight

@izzyxblades

Жыл бұрын

@@lycan5443 welcome! Now you are one of us 😃 his videos are really something else and I'm so glad I stumbled across his channel

I wonder how many people died just for people to TRY to find a way to eat a pufferfish.

@shallter455

3 жыл бұрын

Nah most cooks take good care and if they do die they get life in jail

@lzl_2033

3 жыл бұрын

@@shallter455 maybe he's talking about the early days.

@NapstabIook

3 жыл бұрын

@@lzl_2033 imagine that one dude in early day hey let try this fish i wonder if it will taste good as other fish Few minutes later: *start throwing up*

@vicegt

3 жыл бұрын

@@NapstabIook son: so cut out that and that and that. Mom!

@HM4Hill

3 жыл бұрын

Some dude was really like "Huh that ball of spikes looks tasty. Let's try it!* And got taken off the census

"but don't worry it gets worse" I stoped worrying

One of the first symptoms is a simple tingling in your mouth As an overiacter, you had me there.

Fun fact: As a general rule for cooks, if you prepare a blowfish for someone and they die of it, it's your fault and you are severely punished, which is why eating blowfish is rather safe, considering cooks take immense care when preparing one as it could be the last meal they cook

@bushidomayfield5784

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe blowfish delicacy should be canceled so no unnecessary Irregardless both way punishment from the cook and the customer

@runtergerutscht4401

3 жыл бұрын

@@bushidomayfield5784 why? If it was a realistic risk, people wouldn't eat it. We know that driving is a risk, why don't we stop doing that?

@chickenyouate4429

3 жыл бұрын

@@bushidomayfield5784 in order to even prepare blowfish for someone, you will have to go for training for a minimum of 5 years and at the end you will be tested. If it is done by a professional then it should be safe like how you would have a mechanic repair your car brakes instead of some dude you found off the street.

@wontrespond8064

3 жыл бұрын

@@chickenyouate4429 and dont tell him that the chef making it has to eat it first :) but hey, he probably is a twitterian

@bushidomayfield5784

3 жыл бұрын

@@runtergerutscht4401 eating and driving risk is not alike unless you do both at the same time other than that your pressed over an opinion to the point you compared likely irrelevant points to one another without knowing the risk level of a drop of death versus a road risk based on a flip of a coin automatic death or a missed opportunity to stay in your lane...

"don't worry it gets worse" *Thanks. I'm no longer worried*

@victoriaking1126

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@favoratuegwu3889

2 жыл бұрын

Well well it's your lucky day because my like made your like count reach 123 🤭

@Jubin0426

2 жыл бұрын

@@favoratuegwu3889 ok.

@BrinySpy

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed now ur terrified

Murder guppy...that one got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"But don't worry, it gets worse"💀

Would also be important to mention that: 1. A chef goes through years of training to be able to serve the fish without the toxins, and don’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure they also need a permit from the Japanese government to serve it 2. The people that die from eating the dish itself are buying it illegally, as those chefs are not as properly trained as the legal ones and thus can charge way less for it, but also risking the tiniest bit of toxin to get on the rest, and there’s a lawsuit and jail time for the chef. 3. The amount of people that die from it are always in the single digits, likely because most people eat Fugu that has been prepared by someone capable of doing so, and the few that don’t are cut from the census. Anyways, love your vids but just wanted to point this out!

@NutmegBGB

2 жыл бұрын

Even with these facts, all the money of every currency ever minted would not be enough to convince me to eat fugu

@drunkonfire9506

2 жыл бұрын

@@NutmegBGB Oh same, nothing and no one on this god-forsaken world could make me try it

@SophiaStfleur

2 жыл бұрын

My grandmother cooked it for us as a child in the island, I did not know it was a poisonous fish until I heard about it as an adult. I just know fufu fish taste good.

@awkwardautistic

2 жыл бұрын

Even professionals make mistakes.

@ismaeljimenez6562

2 жыл бұрын

@@NutmegBGB I'd definitely eat it

"Whoever youre praying to will see you very soon" Hahaa

@nilimadebnath1450

Жыл бұрын

me praying to my ex gf

@paul_particularlyunhappynut

Жыл бұрын

@@nilimadebnath1450 technically true and can happen. after you die of incredibly painful and stupid pufferfish poison, you will be in the afterlife. eventually your ex gf will die too of old age like everyone else. so you will see her very soon

@Mister-seeks

10 ай бұрын

I am using two iPhone alarms instead

@thalmoragent9344

10 ай бұрын

​@paul_particularlyunhappynut I mean, she could live a long life so, it wouldn't be "soon"

@adw6894

9 ай бұрын

@@nilimadebnath1450 She won't waste time attending your funeral, so maybe you won't see her "soon". lol

Respect To The Camera Man Who Survived While Taking These Photos

“But don’t worry it gets worst” 😂

“But don’t worry, it gets worse” Me: thank god

@inamnhose285

Жыл бұрын

bro should have said "but dont worry Me: Thank God "it gets worse" Me: fuck

@thatdumbass9856

Жыл бұрын

​@@inamnhose285 his was funnier.

@bonjolivent7130

Жыл бұрын

I laughed the loudest at that

@SCPguy

Жыл бұрын

That’s actually hilarious

@yueye9631

Жыл бұрын

You could thank him in person

This man has the ability to throw in these crazy lines and keeps a straight face, those are clever af

@scalesthebattlemage4634

2 жыл бұрын

Your pfp and username:😂

@randomanimeaddict123

2 жыл бұрын

@@scalesthebattlemage4634 🤣

@NyanCatzzz

2 жыл бұрын

@@scalesthebattlemage4634 BAHAHAHHAA

I love the clarity with what you described the absolute toxicity of this creature 😊

That's why it's best to admire their adorable smile rather than trying to eat them.

"Tony, give him the cyanide" "Actually boss, we don't have cyanide" "Well what DO we have?" "Y'know those fish frank Sinatra gave ya?" "Yea why?" "Well thems fishes are worse than cyanide" "How do we do it?" "We make him eat it raw" "perfect"

@johndoes_art

2 жыл бұрын

How tf r there no replies 😳😳😳

@Yikes_Doodles

2 жыл бұрын

0-0

@calebmurray4438

2 жыл бұрын

If Frank Sinatra is in contact, this must be Mack the Knife.

@CoolElowery

2 жыл бұрын

@@johndoes_art how would you reply to the comment?

@wtfhappened2umane

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a conversation some goons from the Batman Arkham games would have.

As someone who lives in japan and has tried pufferfish its sorta good but fun fact you have to be an apprentice for 10 years just to get a chance to serve it to anyone and you have to be taught by a professional whos had over 25+ years of experience of making pufferfish :)

@zamb4010

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't it also true the emperor of Japan is legally not allowed to eat puffer fish because it's too big of a risk?

@oxycuts

2 жыл бұрын

U lying it literally tastes like nothing

@Crustiecricket

2 жыл бұрын

@@oxycuts and you tried it?

@oxycuts

2 жыл бұрын

@@Crustiecricket yup

@phoenixflamegames1

2 жыл бұрын

@@oxycuts imagine assuming everyone has the same tastes😂

props to the person who tried this

Fugu: *Exists* Japanese people: Ah yes, some delicious fugu

Don't worry, it gets worse 😭😭😭 this is my kind of humour! and now, you have a new sub😳

@DMTEntity88

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I thought I was the only one that caught that

@greedybandit9418

3 жыл бұрын

Same. HAHAHA just subbed

@poshmoguls9887

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Ronald-lb5fz

3 жыл бұрын

Xdd

@k_to_the_c123

3 жыл бұрын

Find there tiktok if u dare

I love culinary history and fugu is one of my favorite topics. A few fun facts about fugu: *One of Japans supreme war lords Toyotomi Hideyoshi banned the eating of blowfish because as they were preparing to invade the Korean Peninsula a number of his troops ate fugu and died. People still ate it in private but It wasn’t until japans first prime minister Ito Hirobumi who when visiting a local restaurant was given this dish. There was a storm the night before and the fisherman caught nothing and the chef could only offer him one thing . . . The forbidden guppy (lol) he tried it and was astonished by the flavor a year later the ban was lifted. *When preparing fugu you must have a special license and when disemboweling the poisonous parts they must be locked in a special container so none may use it for criminal use. * Japan is currently working on breeding a non poisonous blow fish as blowfish are not actually born with the poison they get it through eating starfish and certain small sea shells 🐚

@saleemramjohn5188

2 жыл бұрын

This is interesting

@saleemramjohn5188

2 жыл бұрын

I never knew this before

@chaneltaczynski2948

2 жыл бұрын

Fascinating. Thanks for sharing!

@SproutTussle

2 жыл бұрын

Wait do they get it from cone snails specifically do those live around japan?

@platinumson98

2 жыл бұрын

@@SproutTussle filtering it cause the glands to be filled with poison.

I love your analogies! Your hilarious 😂

Maaaan 😂 lmfao yo he funny asf without trying to and speaking facts

The amount of self-hatred someone has before eating this fish is over 9000.

@VitchAndVorty

2 жыл бұрын

@e l I didn't say I have no clue about the name of the fish, man.

@jmc2830

2 жыл бұрын

nah, tell someone it's a "delicacy" and they would literally eat snails.... oh wait... monkey brains... shit.. um giant pill bugs from the bottom of the ocean?.... they actually do that too.. i give up.. point still stands though.

@VitchAndVorty

2 жыл бұрын

@@jmc2830 Might sound weird to you, but I kinda want to try Monkey Brains. Cooked, obviously.

@car6697

2 жыл бұрын

@@VitchAndVorty monkey brains???? cooked or raw, either way, dude... WTF 😰🤢🤮

@VitchAndVorty

2 жыл бұрын

@@car6697 All brains are the same. If I could swallow a cooked cow brain, I sure as hell could swallow the monkey ones.

Note to self: Never, at all try blowfish, I ain’t playing Russian Roulette with my life, you only live once and I ain’t taking those small odds

@lonesomewendigo

3 жыл бұрын

Better not drink outta tin cans in the summer then. Neighbors kid died because of a wasp that managed to get lost in the can and stung the inside of his throat on the way down causing swelling at a point that you couldn't make an emergency incision to create a hole to breathe through. They rushed him to the hospital but they couldn't save him in time. Moral of the story: anything could potentially murk you but it's not worth worrying about all those small odds because you simply can't avoid all of them. Course there is no reason to deliberately thread the needle but sometimes taking risks makes life more enjoyable. Especially since you will die one day regardless of how careful you were. Might as well make the most of it.

@CHii951_D.S

3 жыл бұрын

Ya you only live once so why not try it

@flowersandcheesecake1710

3 жыл бұрын

@@CHii951_D.S NOPE

@mariostoynov

3 жыл бұрын

@@lonesomewendigo Yeah, you can die every second, but consciously increasing the odds for no good reason is still a bad move.

@lonesomewendigo

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariostoynov exactly. Don't wanna win a Darwin Award.

"Don't worry about praying, cause your about to meet whoever you pray to😂😂😂

“Don’t be praying because whoever you are praying to will see you soon”😂💀💀😭😭I cant

@normaperez1723

2 жыл бұрын

I know right that made me crack up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@reaghan8061

2 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣

@jo_iee9214

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@luck9418

2 жыл бұрын

Is he talking about god

@aliddda328

2 жыл бұрын

At least i can say the Certificate words cant i

I love how he says “don’t worry it gets worse.” It’s like ah yes here is more pain and suffering enjoy!

@Aiden_Vong

2 жыл бұрын

I was just Abt to comment that lol

@DumNotHere

2 жыл бұрын

I was gonna comment that too!

@DumNotHere

2 жыл бұрын

true true

@cristopherortez3503

2 жыл бұрын

Lol he said that's OK there more pain

@linaax8556

2 жыл бұрын

Yess I wanztet do comment that too lol

Deadly fish : there Japanese chefs : Ah yes, a delicacy

Bro really said dont worry WHEN YOUR LITERALLY DYING 💀

Weird facts: -The reason why chefs present Fugu as a flower, it's supposed to look like a chrysanthemum. The same flower that is used in funerals. It's a dark joke. -Chefs have to properly dispose the organs of Fugu or else they can get into serious trouble. They can't just throw them into the trash either. In some cases, they either dry it or burn it. -Puffer fish were actually used to create "zombies". The toxin was mixed with another toxin and made into a digestive form. When taken, the person is placed into a death like coma. The problem with this is that you actually run the risk of paralyzing someone or killing them. -While there is no cure, there are treatments and it has to be done in the early stages. One of those treatments is using life support until the body removes the toxin itself. -puffer fish may actually be used in medicine one day. Some scientists may use the toxin in cancer treatment.

@allib4921

2 жыл бұрын

I once heard it was shaped as a lotus but it doesn't look as much like a lotus as it does a mum. That makes far more sense :) Learnt somethin new today, thanks!

@AugustoEL

2 жыл бұрын

Cool thanks for the facts.

@kitsumekat

2 жыл бұрын

@@allib4921 hilariously enough, I learned this from watching TV.

@allib4921

2 жыл бұрын

@@kitsumekat hey, Andrew zimmern is a GOD and I get a lot of info from him lol. The rest I know from my friends who moved to Japan.

@0v_x0

Жыл бұрын

The Haitian Zombi ritual, I wondered if I'd see a comment about that. IIRC from anthropologist Wade Davis, or what I recall, the tetrodotoxin is used at just sub lethal amounts to make a person appear completely dead. After some time they (the bokor, or sorcerer performing the ritual) use something to counter the effects, or perhaps wait until it wears off, and then use Datura or a similar Belladonna plant extract to keep the "risen zombi" in a highly confused, sedated and very suggestible state for days or weeks. Also possibly brain damage from hypoxia when nearly paralyzed to death. Kind of a really clever stage illusion (it's a very performative ritual from what I've read), but really damn dangerous and with grim results. It was definitely a punishment to become a zombi. If you lived, well, you'd have no agency but also wouldn't really know it. Basically chemical slavery/shut down of higher cognition. It's pretty dark. What blows my mind is that they figured out how to do that. That's kind of more insane than figuring out how to eat it safely.

"Don't worry, it gets worse" Dumbledore said calmly.

@ladykoiwolfe

8 ай бұрын

We're two Dumbledores down. He's real calm now.

@CrisAnthony1963

8 ай бұрын

@@ladykoiwolfe he passed away

@ladykoiwolfe

8 ай бұрын

@@CrisAnthony1963 yes, that was what I was saying. Both of them died.

"Don't worry, it gets worse" oh thanks mndi I was worried I might be able to sleep.

It takes a special license that takes like 14 years to unlock I think

“Don’t worry, it gets worse” Jeez for a sec I thought it wasn’t gonna get any more painful, phew!

@xowtx2844

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@nimeesha4388

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr lol

@ephraimanike166

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

This man: "poison able to murk 30 people and can potentially lead to death" Me: haha pufferfish go *boing*

@o.o9709

2 жыл бұрын

Actually pufferfish goes *"AEUGH"*

@floofyneko5531

2 жыл бұрын

@@o.o9709 💀💀😂😂

@plague_doctor0237

2 жыл бұрын

Dolphins: damn this shit gud

@Phoebe5448

2 жыл бұрын

*boop*

I will never ever understand adding unnecessary danger to one's life.

Bro knew all this in "Law Abiding Citizen."

"Don't bother praying because whoever your praying to is gonna see you very soon"😂😂🤣

@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu

3 жыл бұрын

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@maniac9554

3 жыл бұрын

@@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu no one asked

@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu

3 жыл бұрын

@@maniac9554 well duh that's the point

@maniac9554

3 жыл бұрын

@@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu didnt realize it was about hood nature lol

@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu

3 жыл бұрын

@@maniac9554 looool yh hopefully u watch it and understand

"Yo bro wanna eat a pufferfish?" "Isn't that poisonous?" *"Delicacy"* "Yeah sure"

@s_jma21_k

2 жыл бұрын

Pufferfish*

@ImABoi

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

@josemojica2060

2 жыл бұрын

@@s_jma21_k really😐😒😑

@mostsaneyanfeimain1177

2 жыл бұрын

@@josemojica2060 so people can't correct other people in 2021?

@pancakes231

2 жыл бұрын

@@mostsaneyanfeimain1177 its literally the same and it's annoying

The fact that they joked about this on Suite Life on Deck really sends a dangerous message considering the only symptoms Moseby and Woody showed were indigestion

Okay,so that's going on a list of torture tactics

My mans really got the worlds smallest microphone.

@queenofcute72

2 жыл бұрын

My aunt has a pink version of it XD

"Don't bother praying, because whoever you're praying to will see you very soon." Wha- oh.. Oh no

@gon_codm8216

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yess

@TrueJupiter6000

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@Maxim-gj1xd

2 жыл бұрын

@@TrueJupiter6000 cause ur praying to god and yk the dude dies and he visits god cause like he dead

@domthebomb7278

2 жыл бұрын

I’m praying to the hospital

@gon_codm8216

2 жыл бұрын

@@domthebomb7278 yhen go to hell

Him: don’t worry it gets worse Me: the hell we are supposed to worry

Props to who ever ate it and documented the experience ✋🤚

Everyone is talking about “But don’t worry, it get’s worse” but my favorite line is “At this point don’t bother praying because whoever you’re praying to is going to see you very soon” like bruh 🤣

@gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820

2 жыл бұрын

Same.

"But don't worry, it gets worse." - Hood Nature Also I bet you can't ruin Salmon Sharks!

@olaoluolowo5223

2 жыл бұрын

He can and he will and it will be entirely your fault.

@Yikes_Doodles

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@LostLagrange

2 жыл бұрын

You better watch and don’t you dare look away from the tragedy you have created!!!

The one disapointing part about toxic animals like this is theres no antidote you could take to cure or even slow down the pain the only option you would have is to try to live long enough to atleast wish your loved ones a farewell while the toxins are shutting you down its like hitting the big red shutdown button inside your body

There's a reason why only trained professionals get to make this fish into a dish

I always find it funny thinking about how many humans had to die during the "trial and error" periods of poisonous foods before they figured out how they could eat it safely. Imagine someone discovers something that looks edible and brings it to a group of people like "hey guys I found something that looks like food, let's eat", then they eat and die, but one spectator that remained alive says to himself "let's try that again"

@jettysfuneral

2 жыл бұрын

I imagine they did it as dares and it just became tradition

@CrielOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

As with how everything we know in life came to be today

@dimitripapadopoulos3196

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe god told them how to eat it

"But don't worry" Me: "Okay...?" "it gets worst" *dies*

@majolko

2 жыл бұрын

Worse*

@twixking

2 жыл бұрын

Helltaker...

@cinnamon4541

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@beehernandez6824

2 жыл бұрын

Bruhhhhh

@rusc4019

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

Him;hey but don’t worry😅 IT GETS WORSE.

I’ve had this dish before, it’s quite good and unlike anything else. There’s actually trace amount of the toxin left in the dish when prepared safely so it does give you mouth kind of a paralyzed numbness (not enough to make you drool like when you eat it unprepared of course) it’s a unique sensation and flavor profile that similar to how spicy foods feel but distinct enough so that you’d never confuse the two. I’d compare it to how your mouth feels after going to the dentist and the Novocain is wearing off but just enough to stay noticeable. It’s quite nice actually

“There would be no IPhone alarm loud enough to wake you up” Me: *laughing* “Whelp I guess I’ll cancel my alarms then”

@SIPEROTH

8 ай бұрын

Is no problem. I have an Android.

My dad went on a business trip to Japan when I was in high school. My mom made him swear not to try fugu.

@watermelon7411

6 ай бұрын

Hes alright right?

@AmyL._orcgirl

6 ай бұрын

@@watermelon7411 yeah. Mom was always highly anxious about stuff, but Dad never liked to disappoint her. Plus, high-school, for me, was early '90s, and Dad is still doing great😊

“But *don’t worry* it gets worse” Aah yes, as if I wanted this experience to be a living hell

In this case it whould be YOU saying "EUGHG... uuhh" before your everlasting sleep.

I’m sorry, the only thing I could think of after the word poison was said over and over again was: “Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?” ☠️ 🦙🍶

@captaintenacity8761

2 жыл бұрын

Triple S tier comment 👏🏽👏🏽😭😭

@kevinpacheco8169

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, riiiiiiiight

@LuckClover1

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinpacheco8169 yes that poison!

@PhoenixMario

2 жыл бұрын

Golden Comment 😭😂

@hiddenXtreasure01

2 жыл бұрын

Best comment ever

The fact that Mr. Krabs claps Ms. Puff and survives every time is impressive.

@LostLagrange

2 жыл бұрын

NO… BAD!!!…you have lost your youu tube comments privileges.

@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife

2 жыл бұрын

🤢🤮🤮🤮 I need to bleach my brain 🤕

@DToTheB

2 жыл бұрын

😏

@6idle4ever49

2 жыл бұрын

I love how u made some of these guys on your thread losin their shlt🤣

@randomanimeaddict123

2 жыл бұрын

NANI?!.... 😂🤣🤣

LOL, "Don't worry, the person you're praying to will see you real soon."

Dolphins: I hear you but I'm to high to care

My sister and I had some of this when we visited Japan....my dad was pissed when we told him

@Storm-zp9zm

3 жыл бұрын

Is it good? I need to know if it's worth risking my life for.

@cliftonreid1198

3 жыл бұрын

@@Storm-zp9zm it was OK, its not something I will try again

@kingcrimson5005

3 жыл бұрын

@@cliftonreid1198 IT BETTER BE FUCKING GOOD IF I HAVE A 50/50 CHANCE TO DIE

@znahejebe4063

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn’t 50/50. Honestly, it’s not Russian roulette. Your chef has to be a dumbass, they take fugu VERY seriously. Messing up fugu and killing the customer gets them imprisoned.

@bruh-im5gk

3 жыл бұрын

Your lieing or have a good chef

æügh 🥕🐡

@kingofallgodzillas9901

3 жыл бұрын

Uh oh, not again

@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingofallgodzillas9901 lool I did a video on hood nature

@vizualwarrior129

3 жыл бұрын

I fucking love that video. I also love how people can understand what you’re referencing with just 1 weird ass word and 2 emojis lol

@unknownmoonchild9970

3 жыл бұрын

Lol wow...

@Humanrightsdenier

3 жыл бұрын

@@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu lol we don't care

I’d be praying to Asclepius. Either I get the Physician’s Cure or I’m going to be saying hello to Charon

@degolaskoma8607

18 күн бұрын

I would pray to eshmun

Not the prayer joke I can’t lol

My face when my dumbass had it at a restaurant as treat for myself on a very lonely birthday. As I’m enjoying my rather delicious meal I notice a few of the staff staring and chatting quite obviously about me, giving no f$&@ of course because I’m American I continue to enjoy, then the chef walks up and asks me how I’m enjoying my meal. “It’s pretty good actually, think I might make this my annual birthday dinner lol.” “I’m just surprised to see you eating it so readily, not many people order this dish because of its potential lethality.” “It’s wut!?….😳…” “Yea, blowfish is a delicacy and very tasty, but if even the slightest mistake is made while preparing it, eating it is fatal.” “Oh…. That’s lovely…” “You didn’t know!???.” “No….” I then finished said meal because by the time this conversation happened I was almost done eating anyway and this wouldn’t have served as much of a warning at that point…

@hinu4206

2 жыл бұрын

Your birthday gift was living

@thecloaker5201

2 жыл бұрын

"Super Highschool Level Lucky Student" that title now belongs to you

@wen1985

2 жыл бұрын

@@hinu4206 damn

@truck-sama1156

2 жыл бұрын

@@hinu4206 first of all that is the unicorn in destroy mode and second of all I'm boutta isekai your existence into 300 dimensions from here

@hinu4206

2 жыл бұрын

@@truck-sama1156 lmao