If you're watching this on premiere day, I'll be livestreaming a birthday stream right after this goes live!! Come join me on twitch!! www.twitch.tv/vivareverie It's my birthday (Or it was a week ago, March 12th, I may or may not be a little behind schedule (Where have I heard that before)), so it's time for a short fun upload!! I'd mentioned in my 15th Channel Anniversary video that I wanted this to be my deadline for JoJo Part 6 Stone Ocean But Really Really Fast, buuuut I got sent wildly off-schedule since FNAF 2 was supposed to be a quick Halloween project for last year and it ended up getting delayed into February of this year. I don't want to produce a half-baked JoJo Part 6, so I'll need a good amount of extra time to work on it. It is my next big big project I want done, but it'll be done when it's done, and I hope y'all look forward to it!! Hope to see y'all at today's livestream!! 💕💕

@TurbotheFurbo

3 ай бұрын

TODAY?! :0

@angelsartandgaming

3 ай бұрын

Behind the scenes, I mean Ruining, Diamond is Unbreakable but really really fast?

@gladoseon4117

3 ай бұрын

Happy belated birthday!

@Thatonerandohololivefan

3 ай бұрын

Happy late birthday!

@jobulletchief8936

3 ай бұрын

Indeed

It was never implied that "THE SUN" would replicate the harmful properties of the real sun towards Vampires. But it's damn hilarious to think that DIO recruited someone who could kill him even by mistake.

@android19willpwn

3 ай бұрын

Hamon can, and Stands and Hamon share a similar basis in a vague non-specific way, so a Stand Sun could well behave like a Real Sun when it comes to vampires specifically

@thelastmlg2699

3 ай бұрын

@@android19willpwn is not that a stand can't possible replicate the ultraviolet light that kills vampires, is just that the sun stand didn't specifically showcase it's effects, so is possible that it could be a miniature version of the sun that lacks some properties and thus be fine to be around with dio

@roxas5071

3 ай бұрын

​@@thelastmlg2699for all we know it could be just a big fiery ball with 0 uv

@cherrybee95

3 ай бұрын

​@@android19willpwnstands are known as spirit hamon which could mean that the sun's (stand) rays could have hamon properties but that does raise the question of if dio could kill himself by touching his own stand

@NintendoSegaGuys

3 ай бұрын

I find it strange that people keep assuming The Sun can't mimic the properties of the actual sun, for all we know it just aplifies and manipulates the existing sun's power, not like it was ever stated otherwise.

And thus with DIO actually dead, Polnareff's forehead-squid mutates and turns him into a monster like it did to the Nijimura patriarch.

@emblemblade9245

3 ай бұрын

OOPS OOPS OOPS OOPS

@scrapfox3695

3 ай бұрын

*BOOM!!! sfx*

@Lilly-fh7re

3 ай бұрын

Goopy Polnareff? ubububu

@CptObvious

3 ай бұрын

And thus Giorno's group never learns about Requiem Stands, meaning they're unable to defeat Diavolo. However, Diavolo also never learns about Requiem Stands, so he continues on being a semi-normal mafia boss.

@gastlybastion20

3 ай бұрын

Isn't that also the case for Dio's other minions than too?

How did you manage to make _summoning the unmatched power of the sun_ an anticlimactic ending? 😂

@Akamisago

3 ай бұрын

Natural talent?

@altu8590

3 ай бұрын

​@@Akamisago "Observe."

@eleronpfoutz7823

3 ай бұрын

Lol

@TofuofLight

3 ай бұрын

It was almost as anticlimatic as the anime “fight” with the sun xD

@sunsunk9209

3 ай бұрын

I mean Araki found a way to do that too so

“What about the other person for if they got on a plane” “You mean the baby?” “IT WAS A BABY!”

@kyleandrewbaguio3878

3 ай бұрын

"GOO GOO GAA GAA, PISS OFF!!"

@qwontz

3 ай бұрын

I'm sorry! We were camped out in Abu Dhabi, which as it so happens is NOT close to Hong Kong!

@Ayana-LTLA

3 ай бұрын

@@qwontz Well then who WAS in Hong Kong then?!

@binglover694

3 ай бұрын

"PRESENT!" "AND WHY DIDN'T YOU FOLLOW THEM TO THE PLANE ON THE PLANE!"

@Hijiri_MIRACHION

3 ай бұрын

"Well, I was under the impression that I would be meeting them in a diner, NOT an airport! By the time I found out where they were, they were already past customs and there was no way I was going all the way back to my hotel to grab my passport."

“Bullets don’t go that high.” “Birds don’t go that high” fucking brilliant

@MysteryEzekude

3 ай бұрын

Not even foxes can fly that high...Or planes.

Diavolo basically skipping parts to only the ending. Like a casual

@crona3316

3 ай бұрын

I feel like even casuals wouldn’t dare part skip

@Jono_Dio_Da

3 ай бұрын

@@crona3316 you'd be shocked at how many people don't know what the Stone Mask is.

@crona3316

3 ай бұрын

@@Jono_Dio_Da i don’t wanna live on this planet anymore…

@LogeMoustache

3 ай бұрын

I know someone who watched the series with this order : part 1, part 5, part 2, part 4, part 3 part 6

@wayworner

3 ай бұрын

@@LogeMoustache Whaa?? You can't even follow any sort of cohesive story like that??

Wait Boingo's prediction came true someone did die! 100% accurate as always, what a champ

@therealpyrotf2

3 ай бұрын

*somethree

@mongo_mgoo

3 ай бұрын

@@therealpyrotf2 *somefour

@joshuadelministro3104

3 ай бұрын

Fr fr!

@thejuggernautofspades9453

28 күн бұрын

"Once a prediction is made it becomes fate, regardless how long it takes" Jjba part 6, stone ocean - jotaro kujo's face is split in 2 as the book shown

@therealpyrotf2

28 күн бұрын

@@thejuggernautofspades9453 little known fact: in part 4, during the btd arc, when jotaro and the others finally fall victim to kira, his face cracks vertically into 2 and then he explodes

Ok but Mariah using Bastet in the middle of an airport would actually be kind of useful

@PrincessMatrix

3 ай бұрын

Except there wouldn't be any reason to touch the outlet since it wouldn't be so out of place in an airport

@teo3066

3 ай бұрын

True, though a pretty tough environment to fool a specific guy into touching an electrical outlet

@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281

3 ай бұрын

She could put the outlet in a really stupid spot like on a door or a mirror

@EastofAll

3 ай бұрын

"Hey Joseph, I need to charge my phone. Can you plug it into that wall over there?" "Sure- aaaaand now it looks like I'm having gay sex with Avdol again." "What do you mean 'again?'"

@samueljo7910

3 ай бұрын

Or, or, and hear me out now, she could put it somewhere where you'd expect to see one and plug in something

The funny thing is Arabia Fats has more screen time and dialogue in this video than he does in the anime.

@Sarah12471

3 ай бұрын

Implying arabia fats has dialogue

@zap3231

3 ай бұрын

​@@Sarah12471or screen time

@jhur7588

3 ай бұрын

Same with Kenny G

@MightyContent6

3 ай бұрын

FR FR

@RushWheeler

2 ай бұрын

Billie Jean*​@@jhur7588

“What about that orangutan?” “He can’t summon a boat in the sky!!!!!!”

@michaelkindt3288

3 ай бұрын

I completely forgot about him. I think he's the only one missing. But also he's an orangutan on the boat, so he would not have realistically made it.

@arcaneTempest1

2 ай бұрын

Forever's Strength and Zz's Wheel of Fortune are both stands that attach themselves to their respective vehicles to allow the user to transform and control them. While the effects of a stand may disappear almost instantly, we can safely say this is generally not the case for the application of them. So even if they did manage to get Forever in a dinghy up on top of the plane, it would still take a good while for him to transform it into a full sized freighter.

@timothycarney9652

Ай бұрын

@@arcaneTempest1 Wait, it works by slowly tranforming a normal boat? does it have to be a boat because if they could have hijacked a plane with it then Forever could have flown a good chunk of the minions into range of the joestar's plane- also its hilarious to think about the circumstances that 1 lead to an oragutan getting a stand and 2 Dio recruiting it to work for him, then again the jojo's had a dog with a stand and I don't think that ever gets explained.

@anunoriginalusername9311

22 күн бұрын

'Boats don't go that high'

@gamingnamehere1560

7 күн бұрын

@@timothycarney9652 It's just bizzare

Wow... We were all excpecting Purple Haze Feedback or Ace Attorney.. You're as unpredictable as Araki himself

@andreidsavetf2

3 ай бұрын

We never saw Araki and Viva in same room.

@kieranm2774

3 ай бұрын

@@andreidsavetf2 Bro... Is Viva having some sort of Diavolo effect?

@NoelJohnCarlo

3 ай бұрын

​@user-hz6jz1gc2s Me too

In love with the fact that the sun was actually a threat here But only to Dio

@ZekromRocks

3 ай бұрын

And Vanilla Ice

@30watermelon.

3 ай бұрын

And dio's secretary

@nado1908

3 ай бұрын

Hey, it still could have probably shot down the plane.

@Saxdude26

3 ай бұрын

To quote Stardust Crusaders BRRF: LOL

"_OUR WHOLE PLAN HAS GONE TITS UP_" ".. we had a plan?" In this hypothetical universe.. the plane wins.

I think Enyaba would genuinely freak out if the Joestars actually took another plane 😂

@theolanderdilag3872

3 ай бұрын

I'd be honest, if the forehead squids inside Enyaba wouldn't self-destruct because of the whole endeavor shifting like that, she'd die the same way... By legitimate aneurysms.

@street_sign416

3 ай бұрын

@@theolanderdilag3872 she didn't have a forehead squid

@theolanderdilag3872

3 ай бұрын

@@street_sign416 yes she did, it activated its self-destruct sequence during the start of the Steely Dan fight

@shadow98004

3 ай бұрын

​@@theolanderdilag3872That only happened because Steely Dan used his stand to plant the Forehead Squid in her brain while he was doing the whole "haggling food vendor" bit with Joseph before the fight.

@theolanderdilag3872

3 ай бұрын

@@shadow98004 oh nvm but why did it self-destruct though?

"I thought long-range stands could reach planes???" "Well, I suppose there are limits. Somewhere between a gun, cryokinesis, and the full concentrated power of the SUN!"

@mariogirl8100

3 ай бұрын

BALDUR'S GATE 3 REFERENCE! I AM ASCENDING-

@Marc-rk3mi

3 ай бұрын

DIO: Who the hell are you? Astarion: I'm you, but more of an ass and less of a dick.

@Marc-rk3mi

3 ай бұрын

@@mariogirl8100 LIIIIIIIIIIVES ALL MORTAL LIIIIIVES, EXPIIIRE

@GentleMarc1024-ye8xd

3 ай бұрын

DIO to Arabia: "WHAT IN THE SWEET HELL'S WERE YOU THINKING!? Activating your stand .. I WAS RIGHT THERE! GODS!

@the_doug_digital

3 ай бұрын

@@mariogirl8100 I had to, they both got vampires

4:27 The Sun doesn’t go that high. In all seriousness though, I’m pretty sure it is implied that Arabia Fats’s stand is smaller and more proximal than an actual star, ergo why it was able to retaliate against Hierophant Green’s approach and attack the crusaders with projectiles.

@starburst98

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's why he had to follow them close by in his mirror cart. He has obviously adapted to using it considering he had a mirror cart with air conditioning due to the fact he has to be close enough that he is affected by it.

@simonservsuck6711

3 ай бұрын

It could still probably shoots heat beams at them thou

@b.r.a.d.

3 ай бұрын

I mean, that looks pretty small compared to the actual sun

@saucevc8353

3 ай бұрын

Yeah but it can shoot sun lasers at least

@yrenekurtz5268

2 ай бұрын

In the manga it's said that the Sun is hovering at 100 mts. And when Hyerophant Green got real close to attack the stand really didn't look huge at all.

You know, this made me realize how much planning most of the standabilities required, and thus how carefully planned this must have been. They are unfortunately few stands that are good for when the opponent is already on the plane before you. (Making the airport really really confusing and then jumping them probably would have worked.)

@dataroaming7512

3 ай бұрын

Maybe Hermit purple divination abilities might have helped them out of it.

@carrotfuton

3 ай бұрын

There are few stands that are good if the opponent is on the plane *before* you, but it's hilarious that they sent Tower of Gray of all things. Vanilla Ice could obliterate the cockpit and/or the wings, then just float down to safety lmao. I choose to cope by believing DIO wanted to face them himself, just not until he recovered fully

@luisjauregui2197

3 ай бұрын

​@@carrotfuton Well it's important to consider that Tower of Gray was famous for taking down planes, so they just went with him probably

@sinteleon

3 ай бұрын

That's mostly because planes are OP than anything else. Travelling far above the trajectory of most earthly beings, at speeds far beyond that of most earthly beings. You'd likely need something that can affect man-made objects or natural environment indirectly to actually do anything (since to affect directly you'd need to actually catch it first) Of course, having a stand that can forsee the future does help a lot in this regard.

@plaguelord22

3 ай бұрын

I think that’s what makes major character stands so op in comparison to other stands, with them often having much more generally applicable abilities that are good for fights overall rather than requiring prep time

Kakyoin: We don't want to endanger innocent lives now, do we? Joseph: >:D

Honestly, Kenny G making the airport really confusing, plus planting the other stand users within it to ambush them if they even start getting out would just... work, right?

@Drip_Wooper

3 ай бұрын

They could make it work, they just needed to not be massive a*sholes to one another and it could go smoothly, but as we've seen with the occasional attempts at teamwork they had through the part, is near impossible, their prideful a$ses just wait for the other to get packed to jump in, and if the other survive they finish the job themselves, they only work toghether if DIO works his charisma-bullsh*t magic to convince them to do it... So in conclusion every could go right if they had just told DIO instead of trying to think for themselves, the overscheming bastard probably had at least like 3 'plane'-plans anyways, he doesnt pay them to think lol

@fishyfishyfishy500akabs8

3 ай бұрын

@@Drip_Wooper since a good lot of them are morons it’s probably gonna turn into a FFA and they all fight each other. Except maybe Holhorse, J. Geil, pet shop, Kenny and Ice

@GribbleGob

3 ай бұрын

the problem lies in whether or not the DIO agents can work together and/or if their abilities can be used in tandem without severe issues.

@ALEJANDROBLANCOFIGUEROA

2 ай бұрын

Shut up, Kenny

@tiky6603

2 ай бұрын

Shut up Kenny!

4:10 This is why DIO never did meetings with all his henchmen.

So...does this mean that Polnareff will turn into a goop monster like Okuyasu's dad, since he still has the forehead squid in him?

@theworstchannelyouhaveever9573

3 ай бұрын

Yep. And so would other villains there I assume.

@kdlsimondistefan47

3 ай бұрын

​@@theworstchannelyouhaveever9573 not everyone has the forehead squid, a bunch of them are simply mercenaries and things like that... And 2 women that are madly in love with Dio, which is funny because they also find the Joestars attractive

@CeddyFeldmann

3 ай бұрын

Yep

@Twillek1019_

3 ай бұрын

@@kdlsimondistefan47polneraff has a forehead squid/flesh bud

@Tenebrio-Morio

3 ай бұрын

Why does everyone keep calling the flesh bud a forehead squid?! Is this an in joke I'm not aware of? A translation thing? I mean, I know that's a decent descriptor especially if you don't remember the actual name, but every thread I see here is calling it that?

3:17 I love that N'Doul is facing the other way, since he's blind XD

It is very nice to see all the Henchmen that were never designed to be in one place interact with each other

In the fangame 7th stand user, there's a joke ending where the crew does take a private jet on Hong Kong which is unceremoniously sniped by Pet shop and Arabian fats.

@sunshowers3838

3 ай бұрын

Oh dang, I haven't gotten that one yet. That's amazing. XD Also, always happy to see 7SU mentioned in the wild. It's my favourite fangame of anything and in my top 3 favourite JoJo fanworks.

@asdf4evr

3 ай бұрын

It's one of the many, *many* possibilities once you get Chaos Mode in that game

"Shut up kenny, go back to drawing mazes" describes how weak he is lol

@Dr.Starbound

3 ай бұрын

Kenny G is really powerful when paired up. While most of the stands tend to interfere with each other, Kenny G synergizes really well since it gives him absolute control of the battlefield. Like, imagine him with the High Priestess, Set or Pet Shop? That would have been close to unbeatable. But alone? Next to pointless.

@nidhogg8446

3 ай бұрын

@@Dr.Starbound Also the Crusaders lucked off with Avdol pulling a radar out of his fucking ass at the last minute or else they would have never Found him And if they didn't deal with him first the rest of the mansion would have been next to Impossible to traverse Arguably Joseph would have been able to help but that would take a while

@vixshire3672

3 ай бұрын

Honestly him plus hanged man would Be BRUTAL. Imagine a mirror maze

@Drip_Wooper

3 ай бұрын

​@@vixshire3672 there are so many absurd combinations that just never happened, imagine if the mazes got paired with either hanged man, or vanilla ice's cream (although I think that WAS the plan before Iggy immediately took him out) or him with Kakyoin

@fl8281

3 ай бұрын

Oh my god they killed Kenny!!

Loved the implication of J Geil stepping in front of Polnareff only to get instantly stabbed. Dio never told him who he couldn't attack. Just to go messwith the gang

4:40 dio: OH MY ME IT'S THE SUN! *Disappears*

@JackalformerlyKnownasDjjjav

3 ай бұрын

First it’s DIO not dio, there is a difference Secondly dio means god in Italian

@Solongsocialmedia

3 ай бұрын

*Undertale Dust sound effect.*

@estevez_company-ish2.mp4

Ай бұрын

Oh wow, did you just notice? My blood like, I can feel in my blood that DIO is actually dead now! We don’t need to go to Egypt anymore!

@stavkous4963

7 күн бұрын

Basment dwellers emerging from their lairs after a month:

Polnareff killing the only dude who can easily reach the plane is golden and absolutly killed me, i find it so amusing that the ONE dude that can save this story just happens to have the ultimate grudge against them by som1 who is actully their ally this time around in this hypothetical scenerio

3:55 Mariah also shutting kenny off is funny because they end up dating in Demonic Heartbreak

@popmister

3 ай бұрын

Wait fr?

@calfriedman6981

3 ай бұрын

Huh???? Awesome, I need to read that

@Pix6lbits

3 ай бұрын

It should’ve been me not him

@downwiththethiccness

3 ай бұрын

@@Pix6lbits bro is down bad for baddies with a bra full of screws

@Tenebrio-Morio

3 ай бұрын

​@@Pix6lbits you know that feeling, hold on to that, because once you see Mariah's design in demonic heartbreak, it'll be multiplied tenfold.

4:52. *Get down the granny is about to detonate*

2:32 Hol Horse: Bullet don't go that far... ...BUT DIO's KNIVES DO!!

@Pryexel

3 ай бұрын

What if the plane is flying during the day?

@aethous9163

3 ай бұрын

@@Pryexel DIO will be under umbrella, like Marceline from AT

@michaelkindt3288

3 ай бұрын

​@@aethous9163-.-This makes me wonder what the stupidest workaround for a sunlight weakness fiction has come up with is, so that I can imagine DiO utilizing it.

@tornadoawe

3 ай бұрын

@@michaelkindt3288 During the Yellow Temperance fight, i remember Jotaro using Star Platinum to grab onto a ledge to catch himself. Since that implies that a Stand can be tangible (*and The World is the same type of Stand as SP* /s ), i wonder if DIO could have just worn The World like a suit of armor? Something a tad hard to test without lethal consequences, but it would have been fun to toy with DIO pulling a Kars and circumventing his weakness to the sun.

@michaelkindt3288

3 ай бұрын

@@tornadoawe-.-That sounds like a clever idea. But it is possible that stands inherent the vampiric weaknesses of its user. But his stand could be immune to sunlight, potentially. But more importantly, now I'm imagining deal walking around in a giant suit of armor.

LMAO at the *spoilers* "oh my me its the sun!" wait does that mean Polnareff is like Okuyasu's dad now 😮

@Fangria

3 ай бұрын

its possible by remembering his lifes mission he removed the starfish thing. that or the sun burned it off or something idk

@KC_Garcia

3 ай бұрын

​@@FangriaI mean he removed the dio forehead squid somehow right?? right????

@einschneiderchen

3 ай бұрын

I just realized, he said oh my me because Dio means god in Spanish/Italian

@michaelkindt3288

3 ай бұрын

"Oh my me it's the sun" get it? Because DiO is Italian or something for God.

@michaelkindt3288

3 ай бұрын

​@@einschneiderchen-.-Beat me to it, but I commented before I read yours.

4:04 I was 100% waiting for Hol Horse to say "Light doesn't reflect that high"

@alicepbg2042

3 ай бұрын

that would be a lie...

@absentcoder4552

3 ай бұрын

I mean the beam of light would have to be pretty focused. And what would happen if Hanged Man somehow missed?

@alicepbg2042

3 ай бұрын

@@absentcoder4552hanged man moves TO a reflective surface at the speed of light... it can't miss.

@The_Wnder_of_U

2 ай бұрын

Dont planes fly like... Thousands of feet high? I don't think thats in his range ngl

I like the lore of everyone dunking on kenny g but ACTUALLY, making the airport super confusing + an entire gauntlent of standusers would probably have been more than enough

@timothycarney9652

Ай бұрын

I like it too, but realistically I could see teh jojo's turning it against them, once they realize just how many stand users are arrayed against them, tricking them into getting into each other's way or taking each other out, to provide openings for the Stardust crew could be workable. Too many stand users in one place and you REALLY need good coordination or nonsense piles up fast.

03:36 Enya: Why CAN'T ANYTHING go HIGH enough to HIT a PLANE ?!??! Notorious B.I.G. : _H E L L O_

@jeanajoo267

3 ай бұрын

Tbf, Notorious B.I.G isn't anywhere NEAR Eygpt and probably was either a kid/not born yet at that time

@tornadoawe

3 ай бұрын

Notorious would still be in the "Stand has to be setup beforehand" category though, since he got on Giorno's plane while it was grounded.

@antonhagbox02

3 ай бұрын

Also, he needs to die for it to work.

@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl

3 ай бұрын

@@jeanajoo267 That's Carne. Notorious B.I.G. is the Stand.

Polnaref is only in Part 5 in this timeline cause he ran out of Bread sticks at home and went directly to Italy for more. He just happened to stumbled upon the arrow

@michaelkindt3288

3 ай бұрын

This should be a "hypothetical land" video. Going to Italy to pick up breadsticks.

@dusksunsetio6042

Ай бұрын

“Damn they ran out of breadsticks? What kind of place is this I wanna go home” *polnareff trips on the stand arrow, somehow launching and plunging it into giorno’s back* *ger happens* “oh. well that happened.”

This would certainly lessen the bystander casualty count, I’ll say that But now that means we’ll never meet Polnareff 😭

@squidpile

3 ай бұрын

Also judging by what happened to Okayasu’s father after Dio’s death, it’s probably safe to say Polnareff will become a monster

@01100101011100100111

3 ай бұрын

But Kakyoin survives!

@magicweegee2704

3 ай бұрын

But Polnareff killed J. Geil out of his own will, what’s to say he wouldn’t try to get the flesh bud removed?

@brandongamingtv7545

3 ай бұрын

And in part 5 instead of polnareff meeting giorno, it would be jotaro and he would eventually become one with the turtle instead of polnareff Edit: SORRY, GIORNO, NOT DIO, MY BAD.

@dataroaming7512

3 ай бұрын

@@brandongamingtv7545especially considering Jotaro never learns time stop and in later parts of Jojo he’s basically fodder without it.

I hope this concept of “the land of the Hypothetical” becomes a series.

@ezralegum6236

3 ай бұрын

I want "What if Giorno had gone to the store instead of Narancia"

@Sillyoddish

2 ай бұрын

Same omg

Meanwhile Polnareff : UBUBUBUBUBUBUBU........ 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

@theworstchannelyouhaveever9573

3 ай бұрын

And N'doul probably would become a monster since I assume he had a flesh bug as well IMO.

@joejunior5991

3 ай бұрын

@@theworstchannelyouhaveever9573 most minion except Okuyasu Dad, Kakyoin and Polnareff didn't have Flesh Bud since these minion either loyal to Dio (Pucci, Johngalli, N'Doul, Enya, Pet Shop and Vanilla Ice), serve him out of fear (Hol Horse, Oingo Boingo, Older D'arby and Nukesaku), Greedy Bastard (Rubber Soul and Steely Dan), Charmed by DIO (Midler and Mariah), Straight Up Psychopath (Devo, J'Geil, Mannish Boy, Alessis and Younger D'arby) and Unknown Motive (Every other Tarot Card User) He only use Flesh Bud for someone whom he wasn't trust and had weak willed heart

@michaelkindt3288

3 ай бұрын

There's an auto translate, and all it does is remove the "BU".

@Code_orange22

3 ай бұрын

​@@michaelkindt3288 that single bu was in French

@DarthMolgy

3 ай бұрын

​@@joejunior5991Didn't Enya also have a flesh bud that killed her right before they encountered Steely Dan?

And so Jotaro never got any severe trauma ...unless you count the serial killer with a hand fetish and Dio's gay priest who restarted the world twice

@LumaSloth

3 ай бұрын

Less severe trauma

@chickenwinna

3 ай бұрын

Oh no. The diary never got burnt.

@PaintSplashProductions

3 ай бұрын

Would this mean he was actually in Jolyne's life?

@elijahpadilla5083

3 ай бұрын

Probably also took much longer to figure out his time stop.

@alicepbg2042

3 ай бұрын

@@PaintSplashProductions he was MORE in her life. yes.

This AU has no Star Platinum ZA Worldo, alive Kakyoin and Avdol but messed up Polnareff which means Kakyoin gets disabled by Diavolo in the near future. Holy… hope he doesn’t die in Part 5. And Avdol probably joins Part 4 as an assistant.

@Ramsey276one

3 ай бұрын

Next hypothetical! XD

@jakethebaconhair29

3 ай бұрын

Kakyoin stand Hierophant Green would also get a requiem form in part 5

@desmondng5375

3 ай бұрын

Nah in this case Avdol would go with Kakyoin, and both Magician’s Red and Hierophant Green hard counter King Crimson. Diavolo is dead

@TheRandCrews

3 ай бұрын

wouldn’t fighting kira would be easier for having a long range stand like Heirophant Green or Magician’s Red cause Harvest and Bad Company could’ve done it but they died 🤷‍♂️

@ravioligould

3 ай бұрын

plus diavolo wouldnt learn about the requiem arrow meaning he would probably just be a regular stand user mafia boss. dio's diary wasnt burned jotaro wouldnt know he could stop time. and giorno wouldnt have GER or even met polnareff

I think I saw "the Sun" argument somewhere and they concluded "the sun" is not actully the Sun and possibly doesn't have right type of ray(UV was it?) to kill DIO

@reeree772

3 ай бұрын

Nerd

@EscuEsc

3 ай бұрын

Welcome to the land of the hypothetical

@starburst98

3 ай бұрын

Ordinary lightbulbs can make UV light with the right materials. So saying a small sun would just NOT make UV rays because ????? Is silly.

@LumaSloth

3 ай бұрын

It was probably me arguing about it on Twitter on a thread

@Sarah12471

3 ай бұрын

​@@starburst98 i mean, the logic is that its just heat and light from said heat

Dio having a baby and a kid work for him means he's technically breaking child labor laws smh. Who could've guessed Dio would break the law Great video as always!

@yaujj65

3 ай бұрын

What do you expect? He’s Dio, obviously he commits many crimes in his time.

I love how Forever didn't even bother to show up

@gagejohnathan9641

3 ай бұрын

He's a monkey. The ship is a standohgodtheshIPISTHESTAND!

@23araujovideos76

2 ай бұрын

He was in the sea in Singapore, The Strenght is pretty much useless since he couldn't summon in midle of the Sky and he wouldn't have made it since the boad couldn't swim that fast.

RIP to Polnareff. Couldn't get his fleshbud out... Also, was it Polnareff who called on the phone? He's the only one that makes sense.

@PaintSplashProductions

3 ай бұрын

I believe it

@wingedbluj1674

3 ай бұрын

Well, he WAS the one in Hong Kong and he even mentioned spotting them getting through customs.

It took two rewatches for me to fully appreciate this, but 1:23 is the best joke in this video. The entire premise of this conversation relies on every one of Dio's henchmen getting on a plane that's FASTER than the one the Stardust Crusaders are on. Viva Reverie understands how ridiculous this is and is having a laugh at herself. And, in keeping with tradition, EVERY SINGLE ONE of these COMMERCIAL AIRLINES is using the SAME BIPLANE that Joseph flew in Part Two XD

3:55 still funny how Mariah settled down with Kenny of all people if you count Crazy Diamond’s Demonic Heartbreak as canon

“Why don’t we all just… stampede them the moment they land?” *Everyone slowly turns to look at Dharby*

Viva's voice acting on Enyaba is really impressive considering how much she yells in this. Like that "WHAT THE FUCK" at 4:12 blew my mind!

This feels like the JOJO equivalent of "They should've taken the eagles to Mordor"

I actually love that this video is in the old style of BRRF where the coloring was flat

1:21 peak moment xD

3:49 this was GOLD I haven’t laughed that hard in a while

In the 7th Stand User video game there actually is an option to fly straight to Egypt but if you do Pet Shop shoots it down, giving you a game over.

Still can't help imagining what a show it'd be if all Dio's minions just piled on the SCs all at once. It'd be like trying to win at a boargame that employs the rules of several additional boardgames.

@timothycarney9652

Ай бұрын

The victory condition relies on getting them to start taking each other out/get in each other's way until you can seize an opening to take out the rest. Really that would be inevitable with some of their powers.

4:10 Thank you for that

@DUKANUKE

3 ай бұрын

This was the most out of context moment in the entire video

Next what if: what if the cart Johnathan and his family was on didn't crash so they never met Dio's family What if Cesar didn't rush into the fight with wammu and fought him with Joseph. What if the antagonist was caught before switching faces. What if Giorno went to school What if jolyne beat pucci before he got made in heaven. What if gyro went into the light. What If gappy wasn't found

@SetSeth-yl6ke

3 ай бұрын

More interesting Hypothetical What if Buccerati died to Rolling Stones? Remember, It was because of Mista shooting the thing and taking the fall it caused all the events to occur in A WEEK

@PaintSplashProductions

3 ай бұрын

Legit would love to see that second one. How different would the series be if Caesar survived? Would he have been with the Crusaders in the 80s? I NEED TO KNOW

@DarthMolgy

3 ай бұрын

Back when Marvel's What If came out I came up with a JoJo version of the first season, and my equivalent to the Party Thor episode (though functionally it'd be closer to the Captain Carter one) was actually the "Carriage never crashed" idea. Here's how I imagined it: Going under the assumption that Dio may have been born after the incident or just because Fate works in weird ways, I'd say Dio might not be marked by the devil in this instance (it just works) so he isn't a complete piece of sh!t. He still poisons his dad but he deserves that, and after that he just moves to Ogre Street where he joins Speedwagon's gang and they become bros. Dio develops a bit of a sense of justice. Meanwhile Jonathan grows up happy with two living parents, a living dog and a girlfriend. He still studies the Stone Mask though he takes more time to learn the blood thing, and eventually holds a lecture about it which is attended by a lot of people, including secretly Dio and Speedwagon who plan to steal and sell the mask to make a fortune. In the middle of the lecture some Italian guy appears and says "uh this mask is responsible for the deaths of a lot of people including my dad please do the world a favor and destroy it". Jonathan is the only one to take him slightly seriously, but before anything can happen Speedwagon snatches the mask with his spinny hat and nigerundayos, leading to a chase. While running away Dio voices his concern that Zeppeli was right, but Speedwagon dismisses it before suddenly being brutally attacked by Danny. In al last ditch effort he puts on the mask with his hand tainted with blood, becomes a vampire and kills Danny. It takes a joint group effort of Zeppeli, Jonathan and Dio to defeat him and make him fall into the river, but Zeppeli is sure he'll be back and offers to teach Dio Hamon as he sees potential in him. While Jonathan lacks that potential, Dio offers to teach him some Ogre Street techniques. From that point on it's basically just Phantom Blood with Dio, Jonathan and Speedwagon's roles swapped around, and other than that doesn't change too much; however since Jonathan still marries Erina and they take the ship Speedwagon still takes his body while Dio ends up founding the Brando Foundation.

Interestingly, in the SNES game, Midler’s High Priestess DOES get on the plane (and so does she)

@sunshowers3838

3 ай бұрын

That game is a trip and a half. I still find it hard to convince myself that it's an official product. If I recall correctly, in that one you fight Grey Fly in the school toilets instead.

Okay this legit has me in such a giggling fit oh my god

@-AirKat-

3 ай бұрын

fr I couldn’t breath

So no one's going to talk about the fact Tennille summed up the entire Jojo Bizarre adventure series in one question 'We had a plan?'

Meanwhile Forever, user of Strenght, in The Indian Sea: 🦧 🚢

Please do more of these Land of the Hypothetic shorts! That was hilarious!

The thought of all the henchmen read congregating and arguing bitterly is so absolutely gut-busting. I love it.

Knowing how the Jojo universe works, there would conveniently be another Stand user on the second plane.

Meanwhile in morioh, some very damaged pompadour wearing guy doesn’t help a car out of the snow. The timeline is obliterated.

@lendavila80

3 ай бұрын

Oh yeah... I never realized (and neither did anyone else it looks like lol) Josuke never would have gotten his signature (really cool) hairstyle! But really, I wonder how much the timeline would change because of that?

@pajamapantsjack5874

3 ай бұрын

@@lendavila80 minimally maybe, he’d still be a good kid with his grandpa to look up to so he’d still have a heart of gold, he’d just not be easily angered I guess lol

@michaelkindt3288

3 ай бұрын

​@@pajamapantsjack5874-.-So they would then lose to the mangakist, got it. 👌🏻

@DarthMolgy

3 ай бұрын

​@@michaelkindt3288well Rohan counted on Josuke getting mad to make him look at his manga. If he doesn't get mad, there's a chance he manages to avoid activating Heaven's Door before beating up Rohan.

@michaelkindt3288

3 ай бұрын

@@DarthMolgy-.-Good point.

I COMPLETELY FORGOT POLNERAF WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PART OF THE TEAM IF THEY DIDN'T CRASH 😭

The humor of this channel is so quick but perfectly well-timed without it ever being annoying or confusing. This was a hilarious parody

The fact that most of the video is just Viva screaming into the mic as Enyaba cracks me up

“Toboborbrbrbrbrorrver” “I just remembered my life’s mission 😀” *”WHAT THE FUCK!!!”*

4:09 You made me laugh at work so hard i got in trouble😂😂😂totally worth it viva Thank you for your hard work.

@DUKANUKE

3 ай бұрын

“Enyaba: Go, my child, and- Polnareff: I just remembered my life’s mission! Enyaba: WHAT THE FU-“ It was so out of context I love it

The idea that all the minions had their own super fast personal planes is hilarious

The undertale sfx when DIO dies was on point.

I mean, even if Pet Shop or Hol Horse couldn't go high up enough to attack the plane mid-flight, they could attack the plane as it was landing. Destroy the engine, wreck the wings, disable the landing gear, etc. Knowing what flight they're taking means knowing where they're landing. Hell, they could even fleshbud an air traffic controller into causing a mid-air collision with the crusaders none the wiser.

@trungdungnguyen6980

3 ай бұрын

Well here the thing, their attack range is way too short when comparing the cruising altitude of a plane of over 30,000 ft

@yaujj65

3 ай бұрын

He is talking about the period where the plane descend. It is a period where either Hol Horse or Pet Shop can attack at favourable distance

@desmondng5375

3 ай бұрын

In all fairness, Hol Horse’s stand is a small pistol, I doubt it can do enough damage that the pilots couldn’t still land the plane. And even if the pilots were shot, Joseph could just land with Avdol protecting him. And Pet Shop could destroy the plane, but it has the opposite problem, its stand is quite obvious. I can see Kakyoin shooting him out of the sky with no problems.

@dennislessing643

2 ай бұрын

@brasshydra1389 that and you have Kenny G make the airport a maze, with the different henchmen placed close by the exists

Mariah yelling at Kenny G to shut up is extra hilarious considering they're married in one of the spin offs.

I love your totally lore accuracte and perfectly consistent interpretation of Avdol's accent.

The entire plan was basically a trap all the way to Egypt, and they just went over it lol

@timothycarney9652

Ай бұрын

Its even funnier if you imagine that Dio might have had MORE minions trapping other ways in, that just got cut loose after everthing... Wait how did Dio know when and where the Jojo's were coming? he needed to for him to set the initial plan up in the first place, or does he just always have a ton of stand users on standby to look out for and take out his enemies?

Kenny G did not diserve those strays.

To be fair they would probably still meet Polnareff, not like they would immediately get on another plane, they still need lunch :D

"OH MY ME ITS THE SUN!!!!"

Lol. Though realistically, even if you spread them all out in just Cairo, that's a crazy amount of stand users for one location. Araki prefers 1v1 fights in his manga, but thinking about this it makes a whole lot more sense to just say that team fights would be way too deadly for the heroes 90% of the time. Imagine getting jumped by 10 stand users at once. Not even necessarily coordinated stand users or even stands that were really really good. Just 10 random stand users. What combination of 10 stand users do you think any single one of the stardust crusaders(really it's just Jotaro at that point...) could survive against? Not many I'd be willing to bet.

Jotaro never figured out how to deal with safe ranged attacks. DIO just kind of stopped using/ran out of knives. If they’re the same kind of stand, DIO should’ve just pulled out the World Finger.

Please, I beg of you if you ever decide to make a different "hypothetical" I must see Kakyoin in part 4 It could be a direct sequel to this one Also happy birthday

I'm down for more what-ifs like this

this ending...does not bode well for Polnareff, who never had his weird forehead thing removed when DIO died.

When the Hero does something more sinister the villain doesn't expect it.

Your comedic timing has always brought a smile to my face, every single time without fail

0:38 YOU CAN'T JUST SAY PERCHANCE

@neurowolf7594

7 күн бұрын

Stomp turts

@iwogold816

16 сағат бұрын

He just did

This is why you always have backup plans prepared in advance. 😅

Seeing all these characters talk is so fun

Was that a sneaky Neil Cicierega mashup I heard at 1:14?

@tykinnamon9831

3 ай бұрын

Mmm... Ribs...

@watsmyu989

3 ай бұрын

Ph my God your right

Well that's an interesting scenario I never thought about.

1:46 goo goo ga ga piss off

this is hilarious, your writing never disappoints

It’s funny to imagine how N’doul took down that Speedwagon helicopter

Enyaba was the real hero for making Arabia fats defeat dio💀

Joseph: Your next line is next line is, "Great Video!"

@hb-wanderer5031

3 ай бұрын

Great Video! NANI?

@Bobcat205

3 ай бұрын

Great Video! (GASP)

@MoonlightStatic

3 ай бұрын

Great video! *Gasp*

@PeteTheFrenchie

3 ай бұрын

Great Video! NANI?!

@theant69420

3 ай бұрын

Great Video! HOLY SHI-

3:01 True just not the person you want to die

I love that Yellow Temperance Guy keeps his goofy voice from when he was disguised as Kakyoin

That moment when you go to bed, trying not to be consumed by yet another ~episode~, and Viva Reverie uploads a video. I hadn't laughed like this in months. Thank you.✨