The troop count has a k cause it's in 1000s so that was 1.75m troops.

@r-zeatlfilms

3 жыл бұрын

OH GOD

@wisemankugelmemicus1701

3 жыл бұрын

@@aguyfromnz537 You're related to everyone no more than 20 generations back

@Ch-ew9tm

3 жыл бұрын

Lol thats like half of the population of medieval England

@HarrDarr

3 жыл бұрын

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 that's physically impossible.

@wisemankugelmemicus1701

3 жыл бұрын

@@HarrDarr Probably not, it was a throwaway line in some article I saw about Charlemagne being a common ancestor to every European. Scientists do agree it was anywhere from 5000 to 15000 years ago.

Inbred, beautiful, herculean, geniuses

@velikynovgorod4358

3 жыл бұрын

They have only the best traits naturally.

@mikeschmidt4624

3 жыл бұрын

This what they was imagining when they said “keep the bloodline pure”

@Morteniusz23

3 жыл бұрын

it's trait of new human spiecies in Stellaris

@franciscolomeli8931

3 жыл бұрын

This AI basically became every CK player

@danielwanger5919

3 жыл бұрын

One is not like the other...

Drew: This is a family channel! 10 minutes later: They are all inbred. Everyone is inbred. I guess it really IS a family channel.

@makaramuss

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

@BloodRider1914

3 жыл бұрын

It's not the destination that matters. It's the friends we made along the way

@idontlikerome2744

3 жыл бұрын

One family channel

@jackiecozzie4803

3 жыл бұрын

@@BloodRider1914 it's the family we made along the way...

@jackiecozzie4803

3 жыл бұрын

@Mistjor that works too

England: What are you doing in England?! France: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!

@olaff9771

3 жыл бұрын

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries .

@thefuryofthedragon8715

3 жыл бұрын

@@olaff9771 monty python and the quest for the holy grail reference

@nukclear2741

3 жыл бұрын

Olaf IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE UP THERE WE CAN TALK TO?

@olaff9771

3 жыл бұрын

@@nukclear2741 No, now go away or i shall taunt you a second time.

@OmegaA1000

3 жыл бұрын

England: *it's literally my business*

It's probably just because everyone's unlocked the Blood legacies by the end

@RMadaraPlay

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and the positive traits got passed

@BloodRider1914

3 жыл бұрын

@@RMadaraPlay And negative

@idontlikerome2744

3 жыл бұрын

That is what i was thinking seeing Drew's surprised to late game

@ruukinen

3 жыл бұрын

@@BloodRider1914 You pass less negative traits with that one.

@BloodRider1914

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruukinen Inbred

The real medieval ages were the friends we made along the way

@MisterPogman

3 жыл бұрын

So, your mother?

@BorkDoggo

3 жыл бұрын

What if the real inbred beautiful geniuses are the friends we made along the way?

@toywang7784

2 ай бұрын

and the cousins we shacked

Drew: What would happen if the middle ages lasted into the year 3000? CK3: BEAUTIFUL, INBRED, GENIUSES.

@toywang7784

2 ай бұрын

and herculean/amazonian

alternative title: drew sees a naked woman for the first time

15:45 Drew really be calling the Sami “Swedish culture” The amount of history he takes in and he learns nothing

@PastaPutin

3 жыл бұрын

He kinda just asked if they were and then checked and called them "like Nordic"

@tonigamer730

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, they are living in Sweden do they are Swedish

@xiphactinusaudax1045

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonigamer730 No, that doesn't make them Swedish. Also many Sami live in Finland too. They're their own thing.

@PastaPutin

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonigamer730 They're not ethnically Swedish just because some of them live in Sweden. Sadly this issue is extremely controversial in Sweden today and some time ago a politician caused a media uproar by refering to the Sapmi as a separate ethnic gruop.

@joci.7516

3 жыл бұрын

Sad Finnish noises

15:16 Are we not going to talk about Nubian Germany

@rickbergolla4055

3 жыл бұрын

no

@paweandonisgawralidisdobrz2522

3 жыл бұрын

I dont know if we should talk about it

@theoldsaxon6484

3 жыл бұрын

@Peaceful Fren Oof.

@Graknorke

3 жыл бұрын

As it should be.

@twoscarabsintheswarm9055

3 жыл бұрын

@@Graknorke no

There one thing that always go through my mind. Why Andalusia always reverse reconquista in many of my ck2 campaign.

@bernardoarsivenco2031

3 жыл бұрын

My guess is that it was more likely that andalusia would conquer iberia instead of the christians, It just so happend that in our timeline the less likely side won.

@zondor8123

3 жыл бұрын

thats what happened when they unite, the spanish got the good chance to strike in a best time

@sammymedawar307

3 жыл бұрын

Because the game is unable to replicate why the Cantabrian kingdom was able to defend against the onslaught of the Umayyads in the first place. They were unable to take it due to the mountainous terrain,

@ianslee4765

3 жыл бұрын

@The Nova renaissance let's also not forget that since they were in Europe they slowly turned more like Europe the further they got until they were easily converted.

@preoximerias7366

3 жыл бұрын

The games have a difficult time simulating as to how the Christians in Northern Iberia were able to survive for so long. The mountainous terrain basically made it near impossible for the Muslims to conquer the region. In the games, the more provinces you have the more men you can field. So the AI throwing thousands of troops against some Northern Christian nation with a few hundred isn’t an issue.

doctor: it's okay, habsburg drew doesn't exist habsburg drew: 2:33

Re-reconquista before the Reconquista Ever Ended... Makes Sense

@StandardCashflow

3 жыл бұрын

111 is a 111 that's 1 ever said 1 then 2 is done

@tonyisthinking7078

3 жыл бұрын

@@StandardCashflow what are you smokeing mate ?

@UnRealistic.

3 жыл бұрын

Time travel

@StandardCashflow

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonyisthinking7078 I'm smoking smoke

@UnRealistic.

3 жыл бұрын

@@StandardCashflow how are u smoking smoke That's right u r smoking smoke by smoking it!😆

12:59 So, the Empress of the basically richest country on Earth died from......malnourishment?! What the-?!

@tqser

3 жыл бұрын

i know right?

@raerohan4241

3 жыл бұрын

Malnourishment doesn't necessarily mean hunger. It could just mean eating food that's nutritionally poor. Idk if the game defines it as that though

@aaroncabatingan5238

3 жыл бұрын

They were so busy building up their coffers that they forgot to buy any food.

@mohammadbilal4860

3 жыл бұрын

Malnourishment usually happens in the game if the character is in prison. She was probably imprisoned by her own husband coz she got caught cheating on him or something.

Drew thinks these teens look way old just because he hasn't hit puberty yet

@tqser

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

Drew’s cousin watching this: 😐🤢

@themagmalord6321

3 жыл бұрын

You mean his wife

@cuff1626

3 жыл бұрын

😊😘😍**

@aayushtripathi3799

3 жыл бұрын

Nice no of likes

@Memeking_Bob

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@jenniferanders-katz176

11 ай бұрын

200th like

Alternate Video: “What if the Middle Ages never happen?” The Islamics: “Hippity hoppity everything is my property”

@StandardCashflow

3 жыл бұрын

Islamics been learning some english-

@Newbmann

3 жыл бұрын

Well how do you know weather or not the mongols will still be around Tengri HIPPITY HOPPITY

@Newbmann

3 жыл бұрын

@give me my pen back SPEECH 100 OR SPEECH IMPEDIMENT 500 You choose.

@arkhamsquire4503

3 жыл бұрын

@@Newbmann don't you mean cloppity cloppity because of the horses.

@Newbmann

3 жыл бұрын

@@arkhamsquire4503 darn that's a better one by far

Nobody Drew: "This gaming is all about stabbing doing bad things . You can do good things but it's not fun."

@BatataKarambas

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this while hearing that, lol

@UnRealistic.

3 жыл бұрын

@@BatataKarambas haha Coincidence or some Spooky 3000 year old magic!!!👻👻👻

@zetsu0737

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

I like the game its historical, the game can be crazy ,allot of good nations but ya know.... its missing something and I cant quite put my finger on it *ULM*

@seanymc982

3 жыл бұрын

Is there no ulm?????

@dodolulupepe

3 жыл бұрын

it has Ulm though

@tonyisthinking7078

3 жыл бұрын

@@dodolulupepe I dont think it has it as a nation maybe as a tile but thats not enough

@giantWario

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonyisthinking7078 I mean you can just play as the guy in charge of Ulm, declare independence and conquer the world though.

@tonyisthinking7078

3 жыл бұрын

@@giantWario oh I didnt think about doing that thank you !

Drew: This is a family friendly Chanel Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way

See last time I was in the year 3000 we were all underwater. Also your great great great granddaughter is pretty fine doe

@StandardCashflow

3 жыл бұрын

0_0

@billyidontknow3350

3 жыл бұрын

Busted was good

@zetsu0737

3 жыл бұрын

O_O

@1brianm7

3 жыл бұрын

This comment doesn’t make any sense, if it were to be true then it means Drew didn’t die a virgin.

@fabian4809

3 жыл бұрын

these uncultured swine wont know the greatest lyrics to grace disney channel, my guy. Your talents are wasted

Lol, an inbred, beautiful genius. The whole ending had me in stitches. If everyone is inbred, is anybody *really* inbred?

@Nicarand

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bruh-hq1hx No shit, Sherlock. I know what the word inbred means. What I'm saying is: If literally *everybody* is inbred, doesn't the definition of inbred change?

@JohnSmith-ox3gy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bruh-hq1hx It's because of the dynasty bonuses that reduce the chance of passing on bad congenital traits and increases the good. In few extra thousands of years the AI has become 100-stat men.

"Italy's gone" It was probably just inheritance. East Francia, West Francia, Lotharingia and Italy are ruled by 4 brothers at the start. It's pretty common for those to consolidated on succession.

*Looks at Sami people* ''These are Swedish right?'' Oh no

Hey there’s a Pangea eu4 mod right now. Even the mods comments expect you do to that so don’t let us down

@hellodolly7989

3 жыл бұрын

link? I can’t find it in a google search

@lordcabbage4931

3 жыл бұрын

HelloDolly I just checked it’s the first thing you see when you click workshop, unless you can Change what it shows you first and if it’s that go to most popular in the past week

3 straight days, I can feel the death wishes

So if they never ended, my country wouldn’t be a thing since it’s not even on the map? No thanks

@StandardCashflow

3 жыл бұрын

I'm on my way to get more nukes....hold on it will be ready in 3 days

@Newbmann

3 жыл бұрын

Actually you should just be happy japan couldnt JAPAN YOUR COUNTRY If you get what I mean.

@StandardCashflow

3 жыл бұрын

@@Newbmann your speak like a baby and a really old man Imma drop these twins over there in japan

@UnRealistic.

3 жыл бұрын

Don't be Sad kimmy ..

@Newbmann

3 жыл бұрын

@@StandardCashflow well thats somthing I never thought I would be described as oh well you call me whatever you want.

DREW DURNIL BACK AT IT, with the epic timelapses and timelines. This was a pogger drew

16:33 When the primogeniture hits

4:06 His wife's look says everything.

2:28 That was honestly hilarius

3:05 The Irish WERE Gaelic.

@LeUmoq

3 жыл бұрын

Untrue, the Gaels (Gaelic people) consist(ed) of all Irish and Scottish Celts.

@mcfcfan1870

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeUmoq What you said means the Irish where gaels. And the Scottish Celts (picts) auctally weren't gaels. Although Scotland did get gaelic culture when the Irish, Gaels of the Dál Ríata Kingdom conquered western scotland. The Dál Ríata and Picts, "merged" in the 9th century to form "The Kingdom Of Alba", which late became Scotland. The Dál Ríata's influence on Scotland is the reason why "scotland", translates to "Land Of The Irish"

"THIS is who Constantinople owes all their money to- someone in China"

Drew: THIS IS A FAMILY CHANNEL!! Also Drew: *searches up the dirtiest names ever*

Petition for Drew to make a history rap song.

@StandardCashflow

3 жыл бұрын

He cant rap

@UnRealistic.

3 жыл бұрын

History is mystery Me: **rapper**

@TheEmolano

3 жыл бұрын

no

Was waiting for this video!

@StandardCashflow

3 жыл бұрын

I wasn't

Last time I was this early we hadn’t killed JFK yet

@StandardCashflow

3 жыл бұрын

Jelly Fruits (with) Kettle (metal)

@UnRealistic.

3 жыл бұрын

Wow plz don't kill me CIA

@AirBear_420

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what

@3darkdescents537

3 жыл бұрын

CIA Nice try CIA

14:35 the Prophet didn’t have a son

@koshie7879

3 жыл бұрын

He did have 3 but they all died early

Why wait. Let's just start out, day one, doing 3000 years of CK3. This is why I love Drew

One issue,at 867, Catholicsm didn't exist it was just plain Christianity

9:17 "Nothing that crazy" Pope: Vindicitive villain. You are right, nothing crazy here, better move on. ;]

@AbstractTraitorHero

3 жыл бұрын

Yepppp

I think this is the first Drew’s video I ever watched

So... the picture in the beginning where drew “put his wife in prison” I’m probably way late to this but did drew go through a sex change?

16:43 Ah yes, Europe in 2050 according to the alt right

@143varunsherke2

3 жыл бұрын

Well they ain't lying.

@jaronmalone3945

3 жыл бұрын

True

@puki860

3 жыл бұрын

What's so bad about the worshipers of god who are from arabia? Christians and Muslims are pretty similar faiths, just in different places

@jaronmalone3945

3 жыл бұрын

@@puki860 which God do you mean? Becaise that's the kicker

@takod323

3 жыл бұрын

@@puki860 yeah what's bad about people worshipping a pedophile warlord

Can't wait to play this game with you!

Constantinople: All your land are belong to us! Iceland: No.

I saw once in CK2 a 7 years old king who was a 'shadow of himself'... Like.. HOW??

@jamaluddinkhalifa8371

3 жыл бұрын

the entire court was convinced he was a reincarnation of an earlier king who achieved greatness in the first 6 years of his reign, and they made him keenly aware of it. he failed to realise that unlike him now, the "him in a previous life" did not ascend to the throne at age 1.

Really love these

Your commentary is cracking me up! 🤣 all of my thoughts exactly. 👌🏼

Great video drew!

Imagine making Drew in Ck3. Oh wait. No. Please don't. That would be a mistake.

Drew: makes another AI only video Return of the King

I just wanna say I caught your Spanish Inquisition joke at the beginning. I guess nobody else was expecting it.

Question: does it say they are indeed because they have at least one shared ancestor? Because at the start of the game, the ancestry has a limit to how far back it goes. But after you run it for a long time, every tree will eventually mix together. Our world don't have a detailed 3000+ year ancestry tree for every person. But if we did have, we're likely to be able to link up a lot of people.

@tuluppampam

Жыл бұрын

If they're closely related, though I don't know how closely, they can create the trait inbred, which can be passed down

Great video!!

Love you drew

This is the content I’ve missed

this most so far best CK3 Content Love it and Subscribed asap!

"CK3, Hm? I better be in too." -TOTALLY Genghis Khan, 1206

@StandardCashflow

3 жыл бұрын

The fat guy?

wasnt sure waht to expect but the straight roasting of these NPCs was great

2:32 I actually lost my shit laughing I missed your channel man

Drew makes a CK3 video, I click. Simple!

No one expects the reconquista , I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition

@StandardCashflow

3 жыл бұрын

How are you not dead..

@queenelizabeth3654

3 жыл бұрын

Fla waves I have no idea

@StandardCashflow

3 жыл бұрын

@@queenelizabeth3654 ✨YouCompelDeath✨

@kousvetkousvet4158

3 жыл бұрын

@@queenelizabeth3654 god take "God save the queen" too seriously

"Eastern Roman Empire" instant like.

Fun fact: Vietnam have the Statue of Liberty form France but it was smelting to bullet.

That's not a family tree, that's a family tumbleweed.

"They've no idea what's coming" Jorvik is sat right there just being all Norse in York

Day 4 of asking drew to make a united Middle East in Age Of Civilizations 2

@StandardCashflow

3 жыл бұрын

Day 1 of asking 1 year olds to stop

@UnRealistic.

3 жыл бұрын

Heeeha

@Nothing-1w3

3 жыл бұрын

Dew it yourself?

@UnRealistic.

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nothing-1w3 Drew it yourself!...

@user-yd6ss8jl7g

3 жыл бұрын

@@StandardCashflow Funny. :)

a bunch of medieval hippies, the best line I've heard in a while

So according to this play through of ck3, if the medieval ages never ended the Roman Empire would have eventually reformed, and even surpassed its past self 10 fold, it just would have taken literal thousands of years of recovery

"We got Burgundy, over here, Accutane..." pretty sure you are not supposed to take that with alcohol, bro.

haha NOONE expects it. Like the monty python reference, such a funny and unique group of filmmakers, loved the Holy Grail movie, and theres Life of Brian and ofc the show. The flower shop bit. Easy to watch.

Let's all pray for the suffering of drew for being 3000 in a game

I love your familiarity with medieval history

Why are you talking about bordergore in germany that is just the standard

13:26 He’s been drinking some hair tonics for that level 10 beard

oh my god i cant believe i missed this video wtf

"A little reconquista, but nobody expects that" - Aha I see what you did there

I wonder if there is something off about the math of inheriting congenital traits, where if you leave it long enough it just...

“He is horribly disfigured, seriously injured, and one-legged” They really don’t play in this family

@minnumseerrund

3 жыл бұрын

Well it's the grandson of Ragnar Lodbrok, soooooo nopes

How Drew pronounces the Byzantine Empire tiggers me everytime xD 🤦🏽‍♂️

Has Kim Jong un always been there 0:01

@StandardCashflow

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no....

@filon738

3 жыл бұрын

He's been there for a while

@rotationalshorts9104

3 жыл бұрын

Always has been

Nobody: Me: I've been to the year 3000

To get better looking borders I set diplomacy range to restricted, exclave independence to total and de jure requirement on.

I've just realised that if Cyrus the great became the ruler of Mali it would be Mali Cyrus

I know I’m a year late, but this was hilarious and very entertaining.

Part of me wonders if they were really all inbred at the end, or if the game is considering them inbred just because they have a single common ancestor from like 500 generations ago.

Drew! They made a Pangea eu4 mod!

Is this the return of neutral drew watching people fight to death?

@UnRealistic.

3 жыл бұрын

F

Just got this for console not long ago. Is there a means to see where each culture is from? Like a map that shows it?

Not much has changed but we live underwater.

22:28 LMAO “How you temperate and fickle”

Wow, can't believe it didn't crash. I can't even conquer all of europe before ck2 gets bugging and crashing horribly.

Last time I was this early the Safavid dynasty was still in control of Persia

I was going to ask for it

What if youtube stops recomending me this channel

The dynasty tree's are probably what slow the game down. Probably a good idea if they made the dynasty tree's refresh every 300 years, removing the dead characters that come before the current living characters from the tree.

@MastemaJack

Жыл бұрын

Just think if the devs didn't put a cap on the number of children you can have. The cap is 15. But I think you can get a couple extra if there are twins

Last time I was this early, 2020 was good

@StandardCashflow

3 жыл бұрын

Wow...your rare

@tonyisthinking7078

3 жыл бұрын

It never was

@Damo2690

3 жыл бұрын

What when ww3 was almost happening?

Somebody probably took the dynasty trait that makes you keep the positive traits

Bruh the aristocracy had just straight up bred into a separate species in this one