Mussolini trying to explain to the grand council that the reason there are no tanks defending northern italy is because they are currently driving through the Gobi desert

@spaceman8935

2 ай бұрын

As a single Dutch B-29 flies overhead.

@kendallsmall67

2 ай бұрын

It’s the desert fox making his move

@Ulairon

2 ай бұрын

Takla Makan to be correct

@koso0423

2 ай бұрын

Some would say... the clown front! But I digress

“You’re guarding your ports, right India” Famous last words. Every single time.

@steeliuscup4803

2 ай бұрын

Maybe one Day..

@GAarcher

2 ай бұрын

*I bet it's dankus*

@GAarcher

2 ай бұрын

*missed, never bet anything anyways*

@fatrobin72

2 ай бұрын

usually a few years later...

"Anime is for nerds" "You're playing a map game!"

@Loalrikowki

2 ай бұрын

Two things can be true at once.

@Ronald98

2 ай бұрын

An animated map game! 😂

@Cairo40000

2 ай бұрын

Both are correct

@JCShadow0202

2 ай бұрын

@@Cairo40000 As a nerd from both worlds, I agree

Mongolia’s greatest general, the ghost of genghis khan.

@Alex-xh9wo

2 ай бұрын

BoKhan1

@baconhairbacana1964

2 ай бұрын

Brazil's greatest general is a jacked capybara in that mod 😌

@lordsupersucc

2 ай бұрын

Kublai Khan's Force Ghost

@Ma_Zhongying

2 ай бұрын

Not as good as Palden Norbu.

@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong

2 ай бұрын

*Throat singing intensifies*

10:52 "There's some severe skill issue in the south, Stalin" ik players names get changed to leaders but this one had me crying LMAOO

@Ronald98

2 ай бұрын

Can you imagine Zhukov or Konev saying that to Stalin in 1942? 🤣

@machariussolaris1119

2 ай бұрын

-Zhukov 1941 after 800k men were lost in the battle for kiev

Italy irl: Help, Germany! We can't defeat these Greeks armed with inferior equipment! Italy in Hoi4: Hahaha India is ours now lol

@tonygallagher6997

2 ай бұрын

I feel they have made Italy and Japan way WAY too strong. I don’t think I’ve seen a game where Japan gets bogged down in China.

@oliversherman2414

2 ай бұрын

​@@tonygallagher6997true lol

@kasoy5239

2 ай бұрын

@@tonygallagher6997yeah China isn’t played by a player anymore

@Airbone

2 ай бұрын

@@tonygallagher6997 And even if Japan wasn't stuck in China, they still rarely affected the outcome of a game. And honestly, if everything plays out like in reality, then why bother playing Hoi4. we already know for sure how the Allies kicked the Axis' ass anyway.

@cpp3221

2 ай бұрын

@@Airbone Realism and accuracy could still create interesting outcomes. In the 30's, nothing condemned the international relation to take the turn they took.

"The Dutch nuclear program is now active. Where are we launching?" I definitely did not expect to hear that today

@GreyshotProductions

2 ай бұрын

That's Pydgin for reference in his first game. Min maxing as always.😂

@helwrecht1637

2 ай бұрын

“Fucking destroy Rome” And then it’s gone

@glebradchenko3669

2 ай бұрын

THAT'S SICK

Bro golden actually popped off as italy, took india, was able to retake africa and hold for a little, beat bo in india, start invading the ussr from Mongolia. But a good italy is nothing when there isn't a good germany. I have been made aware of stuff that the video didn't show or was cut from the stream, ignore the mongolia point.

@Bokoen1

2 ай бұрын

I mean he shouldn't have gone to fight me in India... His 17 tanks were driving around the Mongolian steppes while D-Day was happening. But that's about his only mistake that game.

@Vee_9001

2 ай бұрын

True but invading Mongolia is what actually lost them the game lol. Italy brought over almost all of their troops to India, so when d-day happened there was nothing. All the infrastructure was blown up too so they were starved for supplies and were moving slow as shit when they did get to the USSR proper. And even the India gamble probably was a bad meme play from the start, it basically ceded all of Africa and if the allies had their shit together they could’ve taken it back real easy. It’s only because they fucked up so bad that it worked out so well, but it made for some fucking S-tier content.

@candiman4243

2 ай бұрын

Not gonna lie, I really don't think sending 16 light tanks, special forces, and air to invade mongolia before the soviets fall is a good move as italy

@chear8145

2 ай бұрын

@candiman4243 did you miss the part where that also is 16 light tanks on a 2nd front for the soviet union? Golden started moving into the soviets from mongolia.

@neloverg3774

2 ай бұрын

and japan was invading the US to boot. literally everything went the axis'way and it still wasn't enough because germany ate rocks

I love how Bo is like “you’re guarding your ports right?” To the India player then it just hard cuts to Italy completely absorbing India. Truly the Bokoen universe classic blunder of having shit port garrisons lmao

"It's coming Rome" *mushroom cloud*

@keirangray902

2 ай бұрын

The Dutch nukes FTW 😂

Im glad yall took that "im fighting Kublai Khans force ghost" joke and made him into the Mongolian field marshal.

@equilintogo5378

2 ай бұрын

It's the other way around: Kublai Khan's force ghost is exactly what Swimmy referred to in that clip, it has been there since before then.

@Sodom_and_Gomorrah

2 ай бұрын

@@equilintogo5378 wait really? Huh, the more you know.

@goldenfiberwheat238

2 ай бұрын

@@equilintogo5378what clip?

Bo has been on such a coping streak he's been relegated to playing a minor i can't believe this

@floridaman4473

2 ай бұрын

Bo loves minors don't worry

@kennys-dt8od

2 ай бұрын

Funnily enough if your good at the game you also get promoted to solely playing minors.

@Lord_Of_Darknesss

2 ай бұрын

​@@floridaman4473 Ayo

@onlyaraku

2 ай бұрын

@@floridaman4473 LMAO

When Braun sounds like the most competent on the ally team that’s… That’s not good.

@GreyshotProductions

2 ай бұрын

Fun Fact. The Irish were consistently funding the Soviets more than most of the Allies (that's Greyshot151). Meanwhile I lost my light tanks in Africa (I'm Brazil). I will say the Allies came together to kill 2 million Japanese in the US.

@lordderpington8021

2 ай бұрын

Need to see this from Dankus' perspective now.

@CrisisHedgehog

2 ай бұрын

@@GreyshotProductions how did the US even invaded? Does the debuffs from losing the pacific cripple the US that much?

@GreyshotProductions

2 ай бұрын

Dankus died on NZ and joined America. After killing 2 million Japanese, the entire Allied team launched a D-Day. We were veterans after taking out so many men in the US.

Man, what a terrible performance by Sulo, it really makes you long for the days of Palden Norbu's Raj build, he would never have let this happen

@kainoawaikiki2614

2 ай бұрын

I think I've forgotten palden norbu because it's been so long

@linkly9272

2 ай бұрын

I wish Bo would finally bring the Norbu buildu backu.

Golden Italy losing his entire army in Africa is a canon event at this point.

A second Greyshot has officially entered the Bo Cinematic Universe. Congrats 151.

"The Dutch nuclear program is now active", what kind of a timeline do we live in??

This is a certified Bokoen1 Universe Script, both sides become completely incompetent, thank god College doesn’t know how to industry the side of barn

@commissarkordoshky219

2 ай бұрын

tbh neither do I but I don't play MP games XD

@idiotadebilbezmozg

2 ай бұрын

Golden, the Lisan Al Gaib, was actually competent and would have won if College's brain wasn't replaced with a bunch of mashed potatoes

@wersab5960

2 ай бұрын

@@commissarkordoshky219 nobody asked

India: "So are... Are we going to take my country back?" Allies: "Dunkerque LARP let's gooo"

They really took Bo's old idea of invading India as Italy The Bokoen Cinematic Universe is already recycling old ideas

Bo’s newest script has him being Mongolia? Never seen that role before

Wild game. Golden had a supercharged Italy because he held India for the entire game, Bo and FriendlyGuy initially rolled Finland, then got smashed by Spain's volunteers, then took it all back and finally capped the Fins. FriendlyGuy and Bungholious (Soviet co-ops) definitely had some skill issues, while Thomas (main Soviet) actually got to carry this time. We didn't get to see it in the video, but this game also had an invasion of mainland US, due to Japan not having to deal with India, and although the USA did get almost capped, Japan eventually got beaten back. Still, Flavius messed up on the UK, Braun got depressed on the US, and half the British dominions died. Bo might have unintentionally guaranteed D-Day's success, because he decided to take some Soviet mountaineers and his own tanks to try and liberate India through that one tile connection they have to Sinkiang, which initially went well, but then Golden apparently got very pissed off and drove his entire army into Mongolia - which proved to be rather pointless, as Japan had just declared war on the Soviets, and was going to cap Bo regardless. Then D-Day happened, and all of the Italian marines and tanks were still in Asia, which meant they couldn't arrive in time to push back the Allies. The Ratkoen always wins in the end. In all fairness, the game would probably have been over for the Allies if Bo didn't let Dankus switch from New Zealand to co-oping Braun on the US, but it also would have been over if College didn't have College micro, and if the Allies decided to do something successful besides Africa for the first half of the game.

@matthiuskoenig3378

2 ай бұрын

so basically if italy and japan had coordinated better the D-day might have failed.

The Dutch revenge was a great video finale. I don’t know if that player had said one line before it, but the delivery of, “the Dutch nuclear program is ready, where are we launching?” With such excitement, and you know the excitement was real because he leapt at the suggested war crime target.

The sheer speed Bo went from trying to fuck on Golden in India to geting shit on then capped by Golden and then trying to justifying why him eating shit was actually worth for the Allies was very funny.

10:11 "You fell for one of the classic blunders"

New icbm update looking weird

I feel so bad for Golden; he did the miracle work but college just trolled the Eastern Front

@vayion

2 ай бұрын

me when light tanks in 43

I love how you hear Braun talking about how he's doing everything he can and that the rest of the allies are dumb and then Bo pans out later in the video to half his country being occupied by Japan. 11:02

THE RETURN OF THE BRAP TRAP, AN ABSOLUTE CLASSIC

Bokoen finally embracing his Mongoloid roots, this is what we like to see

I am infertile from eating scented candles

@Michaelonyoutub

2 ай бұрын

Thanks for sharing!

@quandangle9397

2 ай бұрын

@@Michaelonyoutub😊

@ak74udieby

2 ай бұрын

Which one taste the best?

@quandangle9397

2 ай бұрын

@@ak74udieby the green ones 🤭

Fucking hilarious how the vid basically ignores the Pacific War, but then Bo randomly zooms out to see that Japan owns the entire west coast lol

You know things are bad when Italy of all factions turns India into the Aloha Bar

Dutch Nuclear program is definitely a new script idea.

This stream was genuinely so insanely entertaining, a true all timer, great video as well

The Lisan Al Gaib could not save the axis

@jujirer

2 ай бұрын

LlSAN AI GAIB!

@jujirer

2 ай бұрын

As was not written.

Title card predictions: Bo is playing USSR and it's a Swimmy Germany Edit: Bo was half right, but I forgot the eastern front is a side of the barn

Amazing ICBM video, the Bokoen Cinematic Universe never disappoints

How did the Soviets go from counter attacking to Romanias border then losing all the way back to the Caucus Mountains? And we definitely need a Dutch Nuclear program in real life.

@vayion

2 ай бұрын

cuz Bung and Friendly Guy lost 12 Tanks around Kiev :)

@Ronald98

2 ай бұрын

​@@vayionOh god, that city has a curse on tanks 😅

The 'Dutch' Nuclear Program. What.

11:03 seems like someones having a rough time

Ah yes, I remember the famous moment in WWII when he Mongolian high command authorized the Dutch to nuke Rome.

10:00 actual historic German blunder at Stalingrad style loss

Love how the initial title said 1941. Truly a Bokoen1 moment of all time.

This was such a wild game, unfortunately Bo only has his own perspective he can show, hopped streams so much throughout this to catch all the other action. Japan could have gone in on the Soviets after India fell, but didn't in a unspoken gentlemens agreement to keep the game going and thus the Axis lost, cause College can't micro the side of a barn.

0:13 "Oh my god, paratroopers in kiev! That goes well rigth guys?" Hostomel airport vives intensifies

That was the most intense and fun Barbarossa, I've ever seen.

Ngl I thought Bo was going to be playing Italy this round. Could not have been more wrong.

I cannot wait for when, in Equestria at war, one of you somehow loses the Naval war as the Kingdom of Aris.

Miracle on the dneiper! Great episode

That was a good game! Everybody played to the end and it seemed fun for everyone.

>Sees the Ghost of Genghis Khan as a Field Marshal He better have all the Cavalry Buffs

Cursed when golden looks the most competent

Genuinely curious how/if Japan threw. They looked absolutely massive at one point stretching into America.

It’s actually insane how hard Italy was carrying the Axis this game.

The script has the line where it goes. “ are you insert country guarding ports?” Country in question goes not at moment for xyz reasons.” Gets capped in 39

one of the best scripts keep it up!!

Viewer: with bo playing the soviet union and not germany, we dont have to worry about him panning over to the west and suddenly see that france has collapsed! Bo: *pans to US*

Imagine Golden finally fixing his skill issue just to lose as decisively as always

"The Dutch Nuclear Program is now active. Where are we launching?" Has to be one of the best out of context Hoi4 lines I have heard this year!

Have you guys ever considered doing an alternate universe mod or alt history mod for a MP game?

Can you make compilation of every time Golden lost, with funny music?

Golden and College on Axis always leads to some interesting bullshit. Have to admit, I’ll never complain about watching some good old fashioned Golden shenanigans in a script.

I was actually there for this livestream. I never catch them

10:44 you can have 24k ping, your orders are executed after 17 seconds from your click and yet you won't lag behind. I cant explain why, but it happened to my friend in one of our games, while i was cooping him on soviet union.

4000 views in 15 minutes, Bo is popping off

10:00 certified marshall of victory classic

the ghost of temujin rides again

this game was insane to watch live

Kublai Khans force ghost really made it into the video...

Golden being Italy and College being Germany somehow makes sense and isn't surprising

The Mongolian liberation of Italy. Glorious 🤩

As soon as I read the intro I knew that Golden was Italy haha

Gotta hand it to Golden, the India strategy was novel, impactful and fun.

I swear, every video at this point has a D-day getting pushed out.

Great script. Love it when everyone throws.

The great dankus carry, this was the greatest game

0:00 “Reinvade”? The word is liberate

Man I wish i could see Golden’s perspective on this one

Surprised that Japan wasn't complaining that without India they had nothing to do past 1940 except playing Anno😅

It is painful to me that I never got to experience Bo's golden age (I started to watch in 2022)

"get nukes" *narrator looks at the clock, it's 1943* 😅

Dutch nuking Rome...peak EU4 *Chef's Kiss*

0:43 Living in Mexico is a worse fate than being icepicked

delicious bait baiting the entire italian army.

"Anime's for nerds Im not going to lie" "We're playing a map game" Dang we all caught a stray there

Braun is a roasting machine

3:25 Yooooooo EAW

Respect to Golden for the great Italy game, but that man is cursed in Africa. He is the opposite of Scipio

Was waiting for the Italian-Mongolian puppet

vongalis try not to gaslight challenge is real fun

Not gonna lie, Golden’s Italy was making big-brain moves. Too bad it’s still a Golden-on-the-axis game.

I watched this live, stream was so long i went to sleep when bo lost his tanks in mongolia thinking game was over, omg they won this game holy. And goodjob allies retaking usa from japan.

@zingzingjr.4596

2 ай бұрын

only because Germany was a fucking dumbass and Golden made exactly one mistake this entire game and it was invading Mongolia with every single tank.

"the dutch nuclear program is now active. Where are we launching" 1947 really is insane

08:12 the lake near Finland is owned by India and turned green. Sound about right. :D

@ChouanB

2 ай бұрын

Also, the mongolian tank crossing the himalaya to reach india, give me some Hannibal vibes.

Asking myself why upload in the middle of the nicht then i swa the 123

u legit got genghis khan

1941-1939 I see what you did Bo!!!!

Rip everyone in the Mongolian siege of Helsinki, no more brother wars.

Any good stuff with Dankus in it?