What If The Allies Panicked? - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 320
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The M2
@jaiderahman6426
5 ай бұрын
LOVE THE HOI
@fox.2490
5 ай бұрын
ye
@NCR-National-Reclamation-Gov
5 ай бұрын
At least our Nation exists unlike Denmark
@nonsenseimperialism2002
5 ай бұрын
M3 bros be like: 💀
@Arto_forreal
5 ай бұрын
i would be more concerned about the lost ships...
A good 30 seconds of Soviet player's screaming about an encirclement and then the next cut is the Germans pushing the Urals, lol.
@equilintogo5378
5 ай бұрын
At the last seconds you can see the germans coming in with a bigger encirclement so.....
@MichalisG1821
5 ай бұрын
It's the most Golden play of all time.
All that good navy karma Bo has been building up for the last 5 years is lost all at once
@rweebrommel3998
5 ай бұрын
Gone, reduced to atoms
@IDOLA149
5 ай бұрын
Like tears in the rain
@madermc2979
5 ай бұрын
Unbelievably washed
@salter1630
5 ай бұрын
Bo's USA curse > Bo's Navy boon
@svenrio8521
5 ай бұрын
According to Bo, Antifa and right-wing radicals colluded to destroy the US navy. 😂
Those M2s remind me of the M1s: An M1 towing an M1 is ambushed by a unit of german infantry and as result the escorting american infantry move to engage. The Sergeant's life is saved when shrapnel pings off his M1 so he yells at the squad to fix M1's to their M1's while they fire at the germans using M1's, M1's and M1's. They are confident taking the engagement because if the germans turn out to have a tank the squad has an M1 standing by and if any enemy aircraft appear well theres a known battery of M1's nearby. The engagement finally ends when they call over radio for fire support from nearby M1's. As you can imagine parts are seldom compatible between different M1's.
@xentherida
5 ай бұрын
Based Perun enjoyer
@joshuadarrow
5 ай бұрын
Fellow Aussie PowerPoint Man viewer.
@DL-nn1ws
5 ай бұрын
Ah, another fellow connoisseur of Aussie humor
@tizi087
5 ай бұрын
ahhh always nice to see perun people in comment sections.
@donpollo3154
5 ай бұрын
@@xentherida I too love the old gods
Imagine being a sailor and having FDR tell you that you are meant to die pointlessly because your ship isn't modern.
@stillcantbesilencedevennow
5 ай бұрын
Boss... Can't we, can't we just scuttle it? Nah, I wanna see if you can sink a DD or two.
@thespiritphoenix3798
5 ай бұрын
Imagine if Meta gamers actually refit ships or better if there was a decommissioning process in Hoi4
@SuperCompany007
5 ай бұрын
”But mr president youre giving them xp”
@od8401
5 ай бұрын
Gallipoli in a nutshell
That Barbarossa was like watching a swordsman invade the fucking chimp enclosure
@hunterwiench1064
5 ай бұрын
The cimpanZ enclosure
@Brent-jj6qi
5 ай бұрын
One of the best comments I’ve ever seen period
@RahulDevanarayanan
5 ай бұрын
@@hunterwiench1064Holy shit my sides you’re brilliant
@IMP_ROM
4 ай бұрын
@@hunterwiench1064Hahahahahhahaha
"ma'am, I regret to inform you that all of your 5 sons died during the Battle of Wake Island, but in FDR's defense, we DID flex on them"
The Soviet freakout over that pocket at Kiev was geniunly hysterical, big funny
@MajinOthinus
5 ай бұрын
It's how I imagine the real deal looked and sounded like at that time. Stavka officer no.1: We got it! We are so close to encircling them! Send in the reserves, use the captured code books, throw everything that's left of the air force at them! *Germans break through further north, but still far away Stavka officer no. 1 (sometime later): Pull that army group back! What are you, what?! Counter attack that! Stavka officer no. 2: I'm yelling at you! I'm yelling at you! (They are too scared to retreat without orders, but too incompetent to effectively conduct either defence or offence and so are just yelling ineffectually at no. 1) *(Some time later) the Germans are about to close two massive encirclements around the Soviet troops Stavka officer no. 1: How did you fuck it up that badly?! Youdidn'tevenconcentrateanycounter- THEY HAD TO ADVANCE THROUGH FUCKING MARSHES! WITH TANKS!
@whitnip7868
5 ай бұрын
germany: the champion of advancing through “impassable” terrain
>Sends out fleet with enemy bonuses still active >Sweeps up a few anti-sub patrols, and celebrates like the war is already won >Gets absolutely annihilated the moment an ACTUAL enemy taskforce arrives Looks like Bo needs a new scriptwriter, because I'm not believing this farce for a second 😂
@nick0875
5 ай бұрын
You'd expect Swimmy or Dressel to mess up like that but not Bo.
Dude when golden encircled the German tanks and started yelling Z I lost it
@xenon3253
5 ай бұрын
Also hearing flojoe yell was great
@cantingvenus2
5 ай бұрын
Same bro I was laughing my ass off
The US & USSR: *Try to make the best game builds, but screw up completely.* The rest of the Allies: "Welp, we're boned".
@christian9125abd
5 ай бұрын
the ussr at kiev: great success germany: destroying the central army completely even reaching down to kiev from north east
CONNECTICUT MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@personhuman2239
5 ай бұрын
God bless us Nutmeggers o7
@captainscience2732
5 ай бұрын
CONNECTICUT BEST STATE!
@Saltguy201
5 ай бұрын
CONNECTICUTTTT!!! Nutmeggers RISE UP!
@HistoryNerd8765
5 ай бұрын
FUCK CONNECTICUT, VIRGINIA BEST STATE, FIGHT ME 😤
@bobstone5857
5 ай бұрын
They can CTese nuts 🥜
1:25 man was filling in the questionnaire that you get to go through customs and he accidentally checked yes for the “are you a terrorist” question.
cant wait to see bo carry this game! edit: he threw the game for content
@Monarch_Clips
5 ай бұрын
first the paid actors now this 😢
@sofiyums
5 ай бұрын
nah he threw the game because this an 'Axis wins only' channel now
@zacharysilver911
5 ай бұрын
@@sofiyumsIt was getting boring having every game be the Axis gloating about how things are going in the East and then 5 minutes later the Allies are over the Rhine and the Oder.
@DirkusTurkess
5 ай бұрын
Classic Bo.
For those who don't know, the "M" stands for "Model" and the "A" stands for "Alteration". The idea for this naming convention was to have a standard-issue for each piece of equipment and thus the two designators can be iterated to track what specific piece we're talking about. So they made a carbine. It's called the United States Carbine. It's the first one they made in the new naming convention, so that makes it the first model. Hence, it's now the M1 Carbine. Some branches needed variants of the M1 that were capable of having folding stocks to be carried and fired in compact forms. While it's basically the same gun at it's core, it has different features and has been Altered. So this collapsible, folding-stock version is the M1A1 Carbine. When they built an entirely new carbine will all-new internals that were capable of automatic fire, it meant that it was an entirely different weapon from the old model, so now it's gotta be called the M2 Carbine.
@goldenfiberwheat238
5 ай бұрын
I know the m1 carbine and the m4 carbine but what are m2 and 3?
@ThatZenoGuy
5 ай бұрын
@@goldenfiberwheat238 M2 is the automatic version of the M1 carbine. M3 is the automatic and night-vision-scope version.
@goldenfiberwheat238
5 ай бұрын
@@ThatZenoGuy I see
@Raiju2
5 ай бұрын
Then they went "My god, this is brilliant and easily understandable!" Only to then use the same naming convention everywhere
@roadent217
5 ай бұрын
@@ThatZenoGuy Now I know about the M1, M2, M3 and M4 carbine, but what happened to 5 thru 15? How did the M16 rifle come about?
A moment of Silence for the brave doomed Barzilian Jump Infantry. May the sands hide their bones well.
@aaroncabatingan5238
5 ай бұрын
'Barzilian' sounds like the name of a dinosaur themed pub
Oh god instant classic this was complete pandemonium my fucking sides
@commissarkordoshky219
5 ай бұрын
Absolute clusterfuck LMAO
“Everything is named m1” Japanese types:
@jcnamaasshi
5 ай бұрын
at least we have two digit to distinguish
@flamingrubys11
5 ай бұрын
isnt japanese types based on what they brought into service@@jcnamaasshi
@magni5648
5 ай бұрын
@@flamingrubys11 No, it's the year it entered service. Back then the Japanese were using the imperial japanese calendar, hence why equipment that was adopted in 1940 - japanese imperial year 2600 - is designated as Type 100 or Type 0, and 1941 goes to Type 1. Post-war JMSDF uses the same system, but now with the gregorian calendar.
“We fought the entirety of the winter war without any doctrine, that would of been useful.” “Oh we’re about to go to war omg we are not ready” I can see golden is really going for a historical game!
That game was awesome. The whole Soviet front was so fucked up and whenever they held for two seconds or more you could hear "Z! Z! Z!". It was a thing of beauty.
My brain broke at 9:13 when Bokoen looked at the casualties where you see 20k American casualties vs Japan's 848!
Just as a cherry on top: He left out the part where his late game navy also got smashed by the japanese, when he tested it after the game.
When’re we getting the sequel to the Miracle on the Hudson?
@Bokoen1
5 ай бұрын
Potentially next week
@samuelzachariah8739
5 ай бұрын
@@Bokoen1yessir👍
I just wanna say that this video is just a snapshot of how unhinged Goldens stream was. It was just hours of him and chat screaming ZZZZZZZ and other Russian larp. It was absolutely beautiful.
KEEP CAMPAIGNING FOR FDR
>Foreigners getting confused about the names of American materiel WORKING AS INTENDED
@Aqueox
5 ай бұрын
If we don't know, they sure as shit don't know, ya know brother?
@chinsaw2727
4 ай бұрын
@@Aqueox No
No generals in 1941 is crazy
Hoi4 MP Day by day when?
@Bokoen1
5 ай бұрын
You're crazy for what you're doing, but I love it.
@F.R.E.D.D2986
5 ай бұрын
@@Bokoen1 Thanks Bo
Axis: calm, suave, lose sometimes, still mostly are chill and usually win through clutch moves (unless Golden loses) Allies: shitshow, not ready for war, literally collecting red bubbles, yelling at each other, win bc they have plot armor (unless Golden loses)
M1A1 moment on Wikipedia: "M1A1, M1-A1, M1 A1, or M-1A1 may refer to: Military: M1A1 Flamethrower, an anti-personnel weapon an anti-aircraft 90 mm gun a U.S. Army bangalore torpedo used in World War II a variant of the M1 Abrams battle tank a variant of the M1 carbine with a folding stock for paratroopers a variant of the Thompson submachine gun a variant of the Bazooka rocket launcher"
all of the comintern players were all over the place 😂😂
'What if the Allies Panicked?' isn't that the entire point behind the France-British Union?
"10 tank USSR" This smells like something Swimmy or Golden would do.
Bo sending his fleet at a better navy because “they’re meant to die”: some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make
Bo being usa is such a twist
STOP CROSS MICROING Fucking SENT me, hahahaha
This is gonna be another banger
Ah yes, World War 2. Filled with iconic quotes. Like when the Japanese destroyed an american fleet and FDR responded: "That fleet was meant to fucking die." Or when Stalin issued the iconic executive order known as "RUN! RUN TO THE RIVER!"
The american navy hit us with the "nah i'd win" and got cut in half just like Go/jo 😭
too funny, the entire Allied majors all eating crayon's.
“FOUR QUARTER PORTIONS” The fucking random esoteric star wars quotes are why I watch Bo
Me: oh the allies are gonna do terrible in this game? this is gonna be fun... The Video: **Shows Bo playing with the allies** Me: *EVEN BETTER!!!!!*
The Snake of Denmark returns and sinks the navy
10:00 The last three braincells of the soviet union
My man was not cooking
@goldenfiberwheat238
5 ай бұрын
“My sandwich tastes like a fried boot”
I need more co-ops with Golden and your other buddy, they share similar levels of manic energy in this vid and it's top-tier panic, 5 stars lmao
This might be my favorite Hoi4 mp in a nutshell so far. Bravo
the amount of gaslighting that bo does is crazy
@equilintogo5378
5 ай бұрын
There is a reason others call him a rat and a snake
@MrTeddy12397
5 ай бұрын
Rat of Danmark
Always good to see an intro that calls out a nation for doing awfully, the US in this case, and then it turns out it was Bo, not one of the usual suspects like Golden, Swimmy or Braun. Ratkoen is not above showing off his L’s for content and I respect that.
It’s always a pleasure watching golden have essentially a mental breakdown towards his fellow players as the frontline heats up in battle. 😂
5:33 Stalin actually did this. He ordered a factory to produce a huge number of T-34s. And to not end up in the gulag for not meeting the quota they sh*t out tanks of absolute awful quality.
@matthiuskoenig3378
5 ай бұрын
Yep, like almost half of all wartime t34s came from that factory. The infamous factory number 183. Infamous for corner cutting and low quality.
@kirby1225
5 ай бұрын
Didn't the Soviets carry an extra gearbox into battle?
@walnzell9328
5 ай бұрын
@@kirby1225 I don't actually know. Never heard of that.
I quite look forward to the Axis side of this game. “Wow, look at them throwing!”
This was the funniest HoI4 stream in ages, everyone was just out of their minds
the soviet players screaming Z is funny as shit
Excellent episode, one of the best
This entire video consisted of the allies falling down the stairs in slo-mo
This one made my chest hurt from laughing. Nice work fellas!
Throwkoen, the alter ego has returned. Time to abandon ship he said. This isn't what we meant.
Classic Bo uploads at ungodly hours of the night. Lucky for me it's 11:20 am! 😂
It was nice seeing Bo play the allies
Absolutely unhinged, my favorite Ratkoen content
always a happy day when bokoen posts a hoi4 video
The US uses M for Model, it adopted a standard naming convention post WW1 and stopped using the year of service to name it. Instead each type (rifle, light tank, medium tank, heavy tank, bayonet, whatever) each had its own M designations, which is why theres so many M1 and M2 and M3 things. The Army realized it was super confusing and stopped going in sequential order sometime around the post Vietnam era. The 7.662 LMG after the M60 is the M240 and the 5.56 is the M249. The hmmwv (humvee) used m998,m1050, m1150, etc. They didnt really get the memo in armor, they use M1 for the Abrams, M2 and M3 for Bradleys....
I love how after getting one of his fleets killed he went in for a round 2 during tora tora truly a bokoen1 moment
this was a very good episode tho bo, i must admit
Nice to see golden and bokoem sharing and eating out of the same bucket of glue for din dins
That was so chaotic, it was hilarious, loved it
usa: this fleet is meant to die japan: naruhodo (proceeds to destroy)
10:02 russians when they take Bahkmut after 9 months of fighting, losing tens of thousands and losing their most successful military group:
Normally 1 player breaks down and the evryone has to save that person somehow in this game every one broke down
This video was like watching two people fall down the stairs and hit every step.
I'm gonna called right here Best 👏Episode 👏of 👏The Year 👏
3:02 yes... you know the military jacket with four front pockets that a lot of people have? It's called the M65.
Banger upload
Respect to Golden for accurately RPing USSR
That was the best Soviet entertainment I've seen in a while.
Gotta love the Golden rage
"THEY DROVE THROUGH FUCKING MARSHES!!"- Stalin 1941 after the fall of kiev
Bo decided he's gonna throw, and he did throw indeed. also, Golden should be a HOI4 tournament caster
First frame: Soviet are holding pretty well Next Frame: About to be pushed to the Uarls
This was a good episode.
The fleet guy has been outfleeted
*I know US is BO when I read "Bad navy"*
The latter half of the video is just an audio-visual metaphor of the stroke that finally did Stalin in.
Lost unhimged allies seen in a long while.
The classic Golden and Bo clown fiesta of them eating rocks.
Banger of an episode. The script writers really said "fuck it we ball" with this one
4:01 the chinese cook when I ask what hes making
@thesmm2311
5 ай бұрын
How long till this comment gets deleted by a KZread bot or something for 'being offensive'
@esme4587
5 ай бұрын
@@thesmm2311 who knows we will see
Funniest Video ive seen in a bit
I love competent Naval combat.
Never thought Bo would reenact the 2nd pacific squadron
that WAS a massive portion!
Rest In Peace to everyone that sank on the BOgrano.
I usually do not like when the pov is on the allies side, but hoooly shit this one is some impressive panic at the disco.
I'm surprised the game went on for a year and half past the last time Golden yelled there. Still, this is some good Oldkoen stuff. The energy is straight from five years ago :D
1:23 Occupation? No, just visiting...
You absolute meme lords I can’t watch you guys after discovering tommykay I just can’t 😂
Unhinged allies
this one is amazing holy shit bo
that uh.... phizer booster hitting different