"if a house burns down you can build a house back up" LOL

@togerthetigerking951

4 жыл бұрын

*L U G I C*

@m4gn3tic82

3 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna do this in my school lol

@velmawilliams615

3 жыл бұрын

⁰kkkkk

@leovoirr

3 жыл бұрын

"The fire is cleansing the house" ~Traditional Fireman

@ShoChang

3 жыл бұрын

Priority

It's past midnight and I almost had a heart attack laughing. I learnt things today I wish with all my heart to unlearn.

@zafir7007

4 жыл бұрын

Once heard, cannot be unheard.... Such is life 😂

@jennyli7749

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

What a coincidence .. Nobody : The patient : i want cornetto ( KONEKto)😂😂😂

@seanchan7167

4 жыл бұрын

LMAAO

Sounds like there is a market for c*** rings with a release latch.

@JasonLeongComedy

4 жыл бұрын

This sounds like a fucking idea

@countdracula7938

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe package it with a ring cutter and an ice cream stick🤣🤣🤣

@babyleomummy

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahmmm

@timothymark8254

3 жыл бұрын

Cue the mechanical engineers.

@lucky_u19

3 жыл бұрын

It's better to get an elastic one so that you can remove it when it's too tight or at the very least you can remove without going to the ER... or so I've heard.

I haven't laughed this hard in a while, almost died when he said "cock specialist" hahahahhahahahahahHAHAAHAHHAHA

I can see why he changed professions. Where everyone cares more about an ice cream than a medical emergency, it must be so frustrating as a good doctor

Our Firemen are the most savage team ever!

@edwardchua1248

4 жыл бұрын

Nabeel Fiqriddin no 1 in world

@ValetinoLovebird

3 жыл бұрын

Choosing between rushing to a burning building and saving a mans dignity..... Salute Para Para Bomba

He's not lying about the firefighters, they will legitimately call FD, and FD will legitimately try to remove the ring with lubricant and hydraulic tools.

I want an ice cream too

@m4gn3tic82

3 жыл бұрын

Man I love your piano music, although I expected sheets but u legit listened and played

@brrman4089

3 жыл бұрын

Me too bro

@thelandsavior402

3 жыл бұрын

Ray Mak from Dj video collab.. wow can't wait to try your cuisine

@snifey7694

2 жыл бұрын

Cornetto or what

@samuelwtw1

2 жыл бұрын

@@m4gn3tic82 he plays by ear, so no sheets

It sounds so painful....

@wowodoudinchengxurouroufen6939

3 жыл бұрын

You are here too 😃😃😃 Nice to see you 😂😊😂😊 Happy New year 🎉

@bigsadge747

2 жыл бұрын

@TOH YONG JUN Moe what the fuc

I was so depressed yesterday, then i found yr videos.. Frst time i hear yr comedy..my heart feels better. Thx u fr being the light during this tough time.

@JasonLeongComedy

4 жыл бұрын

Im glad I helped you through a tough time.

2:53 Hospital Selayang Subtitle English Auto-Generate: *Hospital Liar*

BUT WHAT HAPPENED AFTER?!😂😂

@roberto2238

4 жыл бұрын

They all forgot about the ring.

@whyh

4 жыл бұрын

The penis died. The end.

@user-jcl1hu3v

4 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!!!

@NgoKimPhu

4 жыл бұрын

here you go www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/comments/g9mscw/5050_a_beautiful_house_in_the_wood_sfw_doctors/

@kengarooang8783

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, they can also wait till the penis turned black, and it will drop off. Then they can get the valuable ring back! ...why they never think of it ?

I don’t genuinely laugh out loud when I’m by myself but this just had me going 😂

*guys has a situation* "8 guys and the whole engine comes* fire department: " *dont worry buddy we've you backed up* "

omg the "cincin kote" caught me off guard

Jason, I'm a doctor too (PhD), you have to bring this joke to the U.S.!!! You'll bring the house down.

All the best jokes, only saw this live before. Miss this joke so much

Come on, here in Hungary the doctors are just calling the maintenance guy with the cut pliers...

Very heaty ya, traditional doctors sketch 🤣

Joke that never gets old.

@j2rags

4 жыл бұрын

The thing is....he is probably relating the exact thing that happened because penis rings getting stuck does happen every now and then 🤣!

This was just too good!!!!!!! Brilliantly delivered.

This guy needs to be more popular, easily best comedian I have heard in some time.

Have you ever done a full special or asked to do one before, such as the full story for this? You're really hilarious, charismatic and I'd love to see more of you for hours!

@JasonLeongComedy

4 жыл бұрын

I have done a solo special every year since 2017 except well this year.

@damnfreakingsien

2 жыл бұрын

@@JasonLeongComedy awwwww.... wish you could come to singapore soon. As a former medic it's really fun to listen to your hilarious medical jokes and stories XD

Now, that’s what I call quality health care 🤣

Wah , your title all dahsyat dahsyat one.

lol. We need this in times of covid misery. Too bad if you have a show, I cannot attend it. There is no plane to fly to KL or wherever you are. It is still the MCO or CMCO.

The patient should have said “I want MAGNUM”

Lmao, this whole thing is legit underrated XD, I was watching this after midnight and I think I almost woke my parents up XD

Laughed like crazy!

Jason Leong and Russell Peters are my 2 favourite comedians.

this guy's a national treasure

4:36 I liked how everyone collectively gets the joke

It's always nice to Have a good laugh rewatching makes it better thank you for doing this!

Such a funny and original routine. Fantastic.

GOSH I laughed so HARD !!! Thankks jason ! you are hillarious !

I live in Australia. Trust me, the same cutter is very commonly used here too rather than surgery lol I know a few guys who have been on the receiving end lol. Other common tools are also often used for this purpose.... now I'm wondering why I have encountered guys like this so much lol btw the malay health system isn't as behind as you might think (and ours isn't as good as you might think). Sure, there is a difference, but it's less than people think (the malay system is actually better for some things. After all, very few things are black and white)

Love your stand up comedy 😂👍

You’re one of the best funny story tellers ever! I laughed so hard.

i laughed through all 8 mins, amazing!!!

🤣😂🤣😂Very interesting & hilarious!

The most hilarious! Can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

You’re an amazing Comedian! Please visit Singapore soon so we can see you live!

@JasonLeongComedy

4 жыл бұрын

Always!

I’m Indonesian. It’s funny that when you switched tongue to malay, I had to track back several times to understand what was said 😁

This is very funny !!! So cool!!! Love your Stand Up comedy!!!

the best ever!

this is by far the best story i ever heard!

A moment of silence for cincin kote

7:39 if he mention the guy a "dickhead", i would burst out laugh my ass off.

This is gold man 😂

HAHAHA one of the best ones I've seen so far!

Omg.. I love yr story. Gelak guling2 when i watch this.

Classic ... not likely to happen is many places in the world except Malaysia. 👏 bravo.

This is the best standup comedy by Malaysian I ever heard

That was your case Doctor Jason.. damn! 😂

Yet another great set Mr. Leong! Absolutely hilarious from start to finish. Hope that you, your wife and the rest of your family are well.

@JasonLeongComedy

4 жыл бұрын

Thank u!

Your best work so far 😂😂😂 But after watching, I have this lingering question, what ever happened to the patient?

Just watched news about this in Astro Awani today....... and they ask Bomba to take it out too

This was beautiful 😂 but now it made me think.... Shouldn't medical workers have a class on removing things stuck inside or on people 😂

@JasonLeongComedy

4 жыл бұрын

I swear to u we dont learn that at medical school

I come back to this video when I need to laugh out loud.

This is golden 🤣🤣🤣

This joke is so damn hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆

Your joke is so hilarious I couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣 Now time to grab some ice-cream sticks 🤣

What a content Dr Jason Amazingly awesome..

I Laughed So Hard! 😂

Dr Jason Leong is truly a talent!

rofl!! have not come across your videos before and a couple popped up, now i am stuck watching all your videos (no pun intended). Great telling man, cheers from usa/india!

This is why you choose rubber or latex over metal 😂😂😂

BOMBA!!!!!

omg Jason... you make my day lol....

New information but damn it's so hilarious 😂

This is by far your best video😂😂

It's fucking dirty but funny . Can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

Big fan Jason...what a story telling..Loads of love from India..... I am here bcoz of your podcast with Sorabh Pant

Damn this got me laughing

lmao this guy’s hilarious

This is a very talented comedian that we Sg dont have :)

@1knightero

4 жыл бұрын

Sg hv kumar

@burritobunny6901

4 жыл бұрын

Sg got the stupidity of our own people to laugh at

@hcFDX

4 жыл бұрын

amos yee

@pabloemilioescobargaviria9914

4 жыл бұрын

sg comedian is unfunny

@str2010

3 жыл бұрын

@@pabloemilioescobargaviria9914 aiya don't need comedian one lah. Just watch news already laughing. Got so many jokers here, no need comedian one

Can't stop laughing 🤣

Awesome!

You are funny as I don't know what! But you cracked me up, loved your videos.

I think i can sleep well tonight after i watch this video🤣

Loved it! No racist jokes... but still freaking great!! Binging him next weekend!! Imma find the shady skits lol

I fucking love your humor 🤣🤣🤣

This is gold

Wow he so talented

Haahahahhaaa this is the best joke I've ever seen had made laugh so hard while I in the parking lot..!!

This guy is sooo good

This made me laught so much. Thanks a lot

Extremely hilarious

Must unsee, must unheard, must unlearn.......

Thank you very much for this !! Hehehe gunalah gambir

Wicked, wicked, wicked

I can really feel it by now

sometimes when I drive, I often see fire engine parked next to hotels, mamak, and places with no fire nearby. Was wondering what is going on ah? No fire but got fire engine. And then saw this video

@spongebobubu

21 күн бұрын

Maybe abang2 bomba makan di mamak. As for hotel, u know la haha.

Bro this is one of the best ones! Why release now??

@JasonLeongComedy

4 жыл бұрын

Lets see if this vid does better than the Chinese gambling one :-)

@sidhielannithil7159

4 жыл бұрын

@@JasonLeongComedy does it matter? I love them all and wish to watch all of the shows which I don't have access to them and have no clue how except for watching these snippets on KZread.

@incineratorium

4 жыл бұрын

@@JasonLeongComedy I think the Chinese gambling is legendary!

@monikatobing3788

4 жыл бұрын

@@JasonLeongComedy the WhatsApp group one is still the best one for me 🤣🤣🤣

Most funniest joke i ever listened.

Jason giler hahhhah.. tak pernah mengecewakan

4:33 Priorities Man 😂😂

Can't stop laughing Lol

1:46 Somehow both these ladies could relate to the story.