“Even the big ones eat cells they just eat more of them at the same time” what a quote

@yourlocalidiot5090

Жыл бұрын

ur so right lmao

@doofood5608

Жыл бұрын

Truly one of the quotes of all time.

@player1maximum784

Жыл бұрын

Fax

@sparking023

Жыл бұрын

Factually correct

@astro5935

Жыл бұрын

He's technically right

“If it exists, its going in my mouth. Preferably in massive, unimaginable quantities” I hope this quote never dies

@adityarasendriya5138

Жыл бұрын

this quote definitely describes me

@Scarletscarfs

Жыл бұрын

😏😏

@hariskhan01

Жыл бұрын

@@Scarletscarfs 🤤🤤

@firedragonx9925

Жыл бұрын

DF out of context right there.

@PloverTechOfficial

Жыл бұрын

This quote is gold

Crazy to think that some fish like the sun fish start at like one millimeter can grow as big as four meters and with a weight over two tons.

@Im_bad_at_Clashroyale

10 ай бұрын

Enter sunfish

@funky555

9 ай бұрын

google trees. itll blow your mind

I loved the tasty series. They're all so satisfying to play.

@syvulpie

Жыл бұрын

They should make one that is sa-tasty-fying.

@BlackoutGootraxian

Жыл бұрын

@@syvulpie honestly i would love another sequel but they cant really add anything anymore, they already made you eat the whole universe so there is nothing left to add

@randomwolfygirl

Жыл бұрын

@@BlackoutGootraxian vs God

@starryy_nightz

Жыл бұрын

@@randomwolfygirl vs aliens

@starryy_nightz

Жыл бұрын

A bot stole your comment lmfao

1:50 "if it exists its going into my mouth" that can be taken so wrong so fast XD

"You cannot hide from me. It's useless anyway" "Get into my mouth. Don't even try to escape me!" - Giant Spider in A Very Potter Senior Year but also DF. Great minds.

You know it's going to be a good video when the thumbnail is a shark bigger than the solar system

Df doesn't have a brain or soul, he just has coffee, DF is coffee by now.

Did DF start a new game after he was near 1K feet the first time? I saw it go from meters to centimeters and got confused as Hell rotfl

@christophercarrillo8691

Жыл бұрын

😂same here im like wtf happened

@thunderlordabove420

Жыл бұрын

They finished that level and went on to the next

I'm so glad you keep playing this. I put in a recommendation for this and I was so happy when you actually played it, and I'm even more happy to know that you like the game :)

I love your videos so much! When I get off of work your videos are so soothing I can fall asleep with them playing! Running on 3 hours of sleep after pulling a 12 hour shift you put me right to bed!

LESSS GOOO! also pls do more shark games! There my favorite!

“1 millimeter, at least that’s a size some of us can visualize”💀

1:18 perfect summary of my life

Why do I adore this thumbnail

Omg I am so glad I found this channel!! I could listen to you all day!! As a matter of fact I have!! And laughed and laughed and laughed!!!! Possibly new favorite KZreadr!!!

When u said I love putter bigger things in my mind went straight to some thing else 😂😂😂😂😂

You know someone is great when they measure their destruction in families consumed

i pray for this man’s sanity

@Rebel5611

Жыл бұрын

I'm not sure there's anything left to pray for

@kakahass8845

Жыл бұрын

You say that like he has any left.

yay! a new DF video (: cant wait to see what this one has in stock for us. Also, if you need something new to play (well these arent really new but you havent lpayed them in a while soooo) ive been playing a lot of 20 minutes till dawn recently, so if love to see you play that. Also brotato has a GIANT update coming out for early acess on the 27th, so that would be cool

@Cats_are_cool_i_guess

Жыл бұрын

play hades

@therandomgoldencookie3161

Жыл бұрын

Please play or mhw (monster hunter world)

@therandomgoldencookie3161

Жыл бұрын

Ark or mhw*

Hey DF you might not see this but you are the best KZreadr you always find a way to make people’s day better every time I’m in a bad mood I will put in my AirPods and lay down and watch your videos till I have to go to bed keep up the great work man ❤🎉

Amazing video!!! Please keep up the great work. We love your videos! You are so funny

The story, since df skipped it Goldfish: A kid gets told not to feed the goldfish too much, but he does anyway Dolphin: sees the goldfish and decides to do the same. That makes no sense lol Shark: created by to scientists to stop the goldfish and dolphin, but a penguin chews the power cord for the off switch

“When in doubt, get in my mouth” - DF probably

another truly amazing df video how do you make such high quality content daily

I loved the part where he said "it's sharkin' time" and turned into a shark

@cat-lz8uj

Жыл бұрын

Yeah same

@thunderlordabove420

Жыл бұрын

Cringe

@amk__

Жыл бұрын

@@thunderlordabove420 -🤓

@thunderlordabove420

Жыл бұрын

@@amk__ ur definitely 6 years old thinking ur cool by saying "🤓" ur just some cringe fuck

@amk__

Жыл бұрын

@@thunderlordabove420 Someone's salty.

Can't wait until the grey goo. You end up eating galaxies if I remember correctly.

When Df plays a game about fish 💀

"if you're not eating something you're being eaten" words of advice with DF

DF:If it exists it's going in my mouth 👄 Me:😳

Never expected to be jumpscared by DangerouslyFunny

Your videos literally make my day better

Yes, all sharks eat cells. Maybe even 3 at the same time!

DF is going to eat the "transparent wisker dog" 💀

I want him to stream luck be a landlord while high that way he cant cut anything out

@Riftweaver1981

Жыл бұрын

im pretty sure he doesnt smoke weed. thats a wierd thing to request of somebody anyways

Anyone els really want DF to play spore (Again I forgot he’s played it b4)

"The ultimate shark" 😂 dunno why but it sounded wierd lol 2:45

Very avant-garde editing on this one. Nice 👌🏻

I love how often DF let’s us see the intelligence behind his eldritch creatikns

Thanks for the awesome content!!

The best part of my day is when you upload

Just wanna say you make my days better

Always love these videos 😂

Your vidios ar so good and your really chill keep it up

Editing issues about 3/5 of the way through. Progress out of order. Went from eating islands to eating penguins and plankton….

Haven't even watched the video but I am preparing for chaos

Thanks df! You really make a fella feel good when you say measure in millimeters and big in the same sentence

"GET IN MY MOUTH" AND PLANETS, MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS

Looking forward to the Infamous Space Shark! (New meaning for ISS)

This just gave me major Captiansauce memories.

The largest animal ever existed is the blue whale. The largest recorded blue whale was 110ft, or around 33-34 meters. At that point, where DF said his 250+ meter shark was "larger than any animal on earth", that shark was around 7x larger than a blue whale, which is about 13% the size of the shark That is a big shark And if my math is wrong, do not hesitate to correct me. I'm the worst at math. Just be civil 🙏

@QuantumWaltz

Жыл бұрын

A 13% increase in size from 33 meters would be ~37 meters, not 250. The size increase in percentage is about a 650% increase (750 - 100, as a 100% size increase is 2x the size - but I digress.) You DID get a correct number with the 13%, but that figure represents the inverse relationship - the 33m blue whale would be 13% the size of the 250m shark.

@hibikimoons

Жыл бұрын

@@QuantumWaltz Ah, thank you ^^

Editor: The video clips are out of Order just like you said DF: good Editor: great content creator

"I get so excited when I put bigger things in my mouth"-DF 2022

"Transparent Whisker Dog" 😂

That quick math on the families was terrifying 😂

I've heard that Narwhals live in the ocean, causing a commotion.

Wow what a unique and original game idea. Who comes up with these ideas?

Im surprised no one has tryed to remake spore in somewhy

First time being this early, love the vid already DF

I love your vids 🙂

video is very good :)

If I see DangerouslyFunny I click, I always enjoy the vids you make.

MORE I LOVE IT AND I LOVE SHAKES

😂 "Is that the Moon?" 🤣

the final we all wanted

What a golden quote at the beginning of the video

*8m shark* DF: Probably the biggest shark one earth Whale shark: Am I a joke to you?

The thing eating the solar system would be dead before it even got so far

Most of these games really do show how he is dangerously funny

You should play man eater it's a game where you eat and you grow but 3D and BETTER!!!

We really need more Stardew Valleys. I love your vids and there is so much to do in Stardew. Please make more Stardew Videos I need your help.

“We’re eating bird like every professional shark should” Sharks get to work, we have too many birds in the world still

Knowing what orcas do to sharks, this is just revenge.

bigguest shark in the world was18 metter for crocodile it was 17 metters ,for everyone that wondered when df said he must be the biggest in the world

If your interested in games where you have to consume to get bigger you should have a look at the Katamari series. You start as Prince cosmo, your father task's you to recreate the solar system by using your Katamari to: collect items, people, animals and even houses also things like terrarain in orderto increase the size of what would be stars, moons and planets.

Sometimes DF's titles scare me..

fun shark fact: the biggest living shark is the whale shark wich is 12 meters long, making it the largest living fish, but it eats plankton

"Oh there he is got em"

In the real world: The Whale Shark is the largest living shark in the world. At a length of 18m (60ft). Now the Megalodon was biggest predator shark in the seas. Ranging roughly between 15 to 18 meters.

Love This Game

More eating 😮

"1 millimeter, thats a size some of us can atleast visualize" Yeah... and i can see it if i look down.

Can't forget the OG, Tasty Planet

Since you played risk of rain ( like a long time ago) I would recommend enter the gungeon cause similar to risk of rain it’s a rouge like plus it has a major feeling of power if your lucky enough

@Riftweaver1981

Жыл бұрын

he's already done that, he didnt like it very much. did a few videos on it and moved on

"We've eaten the MOON" DF said calmly

I love you DF

you're not hungry anymore, bc you ate a small snack, that's what happens

This Game Gave "The World Eater a Whole New Meaning!!!"

He made a joke about "eating birds right out of the air" at an early point in the video but setting jokes aside; that's actually something real sharks do. Just in case you haven't shit yourself enough today.

Iv always wondered what you play in your free time

@4:54- Fun fact, Polar bears are classified as a marine mammal. The more you know...

Now for a cross over shark vs gray blob

White shark : im hungry to eat everything

Fun fact the colossal squid gets much larger than even the biggest fossil records we have of the megalodon meaning there is still enough food to support a 30ft shark very easily

fun fact. sharks are older than trees. before the first tree thought of sprouting. sharks have been around.

Interestungly enough, the Tiger Shark can digest pretty much any kind of trash

Great title! I've never actually wondered that, but I want to know the answer. 😂

i would like to see df play bum simulator i feel like he'd probably enjoy it

I'm pretty sure that Megalodons were actually around 18 meters insetad of 30 or 35 meters.

That escalated quickly