"Don't make me laugh, Revan is dead and the Selkath laws won't let you waste your time trying to prove otherwise." *Hours later "Who killed everyone in the Sith Enclave?"

@ZombiesOnYourLawn66

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha!!

@PhantomRedKnight

2 жыл бұрын

I am Revan reborn! And before me you are nothing!

@revillus8173

2 жыл бұрын

The Sith Trooper be like: "He he I'm in danger"

@Youhadabadday2021

2 жыл бұрын

Revan, sitting in the corner drinking wine: "It was me!" *The sith soldier turns to Revan* "Wait, Revan!?!" Revan: "Yes!" *takes another sip of wine* "I did it like this!" *Proceed to toss his lightsaber right through the soldier, splitting him in half and sending his body flying* "Whoop de do!"

@thomasmurrell9832

2 жыл бұрын

@@Youhadabadday2021 *gulp* That's a joke, lads

*Approaches sith trooper in all black robes, a red mask and lightsaber drawn* "AnOtHeR rEpUbLiC lAcKeY?!?"

@sayvionwashington1939

Жыл бұрын

"Nice cosplay, Republic Scum. Where'd you get it? The convenience store?"

@Chom-Chom

8 ай бұрын

Ay man, he dont judge books by their covers

@BespinGuard1

8 ай бұрын

@@sayvionwashington1939 "The Valley of the Dark Lords"

@SudrianTales

7 ай бұрын

Revan: HEY KIDS, WANT TO SEE A DEAD BODY!

@Local_Player5101

6 ай бұрын

​@@SudrianTales hellsing abridged. Nice.

Wow, choose correct interactions and you can witness the most humiliating moment of Revan's entire life.

I wish in the Remake you get an additional option saying "Why don't you ask Lord Malak yourself?"

@BurninOtter

2 жыл бұрын

YES!!!

@Noamalmoggg

2 жыл бұрын

or a better answer: "the selkath follow my rulles, now die" then just storm through the planet, kill anything in your path and get to the star map, ez GG i never understood why that wasn't an option after carving out a planet filled with sith trainees and trainers

@mythical_pizza

2 жыл бұрын

Revan would not refer to him by title

@Robbini0

2 жыл бұрын

@@Noamalmoggg It's probably inefficient to kill off the native aquatic species on a planet with kolto which only grows underwater.

@TheRezro

2 жыл бұрын

They should also give Force Chock option. When authority arrive you tell them that you didn't do anything and guy just have heart attack.

Ah yes, “Revan.” The jedi turned Sith Lord that defeated the mandalorians and ruled the empire before Darth Malak, the one that was killed in the battle with Bastila Shan, and is rumored to still be alive. We have dismissed that claim.

@hirschmeistr6842

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair only a handful of people actually knew

@itsCaptainEli

2 жыл бұрын

God damn council.

@matro2

2 жыл бұрын

Claim: Sith Lord Revan is still alive. Fact Check: False! Darth Revan was killed on his own flagship in 3957 BBY.

@PhantomRedKnight

2 жыл бұрын

@@matro2 I am Revan reborn and before me you are nothing.

@stevesmith42066

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh the council always on some bullshit

I really like that Sith trooper. He's confident, he's condescending, he hates the Republic and he's got absolutely no interest in humoring the dumb shit the dialogue forces you to say. What a great guy.

@Drowfan

Жыл бұрын

He's an awesome guy, I want him as a companion! 😄

Hahaha!!! Revan?!!! You mean that dude that was last seen on Dromund Kaas? And later has a cult founded in his honor? Hahaha!!!!

@TheRevan1337

2 жыл бұрын

Which these people would know nothing about since none of it has happened yet :P

@thenecromorpher

2 жыл бұрын

SW:TOR is like a couple of hundred years after KOTOR 2 iirc.

@torstenseidel8875

2 жыл бұрын

@@garybuck6535 It's more like 300 years. Satele isn't the daughter of Bastila but a few generations further down the line.

@RyanPressinger

2 жыл бұрын

@Gary Buck Satele is not their daughter. But she is a descendant of them multiple generations afterwards. TOR is set more than 300 years after KOTOR.

@alphalegionary7646

2 жыл бұрын

@@RyanPressinger She’s their granddaughter ain’t she? She’s actually pretty old in TOR.

Player: "I AM Darth Revan, you idiot!" Sith Trooper: "Of course you are! You're the third guy this week"

It's a shame there isn't a Dark Side option to Force: Kill him. Use Persuade to tell the Selkath it was an entirely internal matter between Sith, or Medicine to convince them he simply had a stroke.

@TheRezro

2 жыл бұрын

That. It was sadly missed opportunity.

@MaMastoast

2 жыл бұрын

As far as I remember, isn't it an important part of the planet's storyline that you end up in court for a very specific crime? Don't think they could let you risk getting into trouble for somethin else

@zacharyrollick6169

2 жыл бұрын

Or just raze the city. That would have been an amazing dark side option. Its pretty rules inconvenienced and infuriated you, so you cleansed your galaxy of its filth.

@nickdahl203

2 жыл бұрын

@@zacharyrollick6169 That's Malak's option, and Malak is an idiot. This city is nothing more than a trading outpost for the Selkath to sell their Kolto to non-aquatic offworlders. Destroy the city, and the Kolto stops flowing, to both sides of the war. And beyond that, this is your only means of reaching the Star Map down below. Destroying the city merely inconveniences the Selkath, provides no tactical or strategic benefit to the war, and prevents access to a critical artifact. A Sith Apprentice should be slain immediately for indulging in such useless whims. A true Sith Master would find much better means of revenge on the Selkath. Such as killing their Creator God in a mission they cannot make public, as that would ruin their ''neutrality'', and therefore they cannot even punish you for it.

@sebastiangibson9671

Жыл бұрын

@@nickdahl203 basically make it so you get revenge that doesn’t fuck over what you actually want to do you sorta just do it so there is no repercussions for your revenge

* Alternate path * "I am, Darth Revan" "Wow, it's good to see you, Sir! Come in and have a cup of tea." "...Well that went better then expected."

@sanlorenzo7896

6 ай бұрын

2nd alternate path: “Revan! How’re you doing?” “About as good as can be expected. But the news is not good.”

I have important sith business to attend to. Proceeds to stand in the hallway forever

A few weeks later, that trooper would be terrified.

That's awesome. I like that the Devs/writers put that in, based on when you hit the planet.

Mind trick that fool and his Lackeys into fighting each other to the death.

Wait wait wait are you telling me that this dude who looks exactly like revan is actually revan

@revan0890

2 жыл бұрын

I call Bantha Poodoo!

The trooper: *making fun of the pc not believing they are Revan* Pc: *literally played republic ending just to get revenge on the sith trooper*

@halflife2fun

2 жыл бұрын

na become sith lord first decree "there was a sith trooper on manaan who laughed in my face once, I would like his head... bonus points if he's alive upon delivery."

Im not sure if you know this or have done it. But it is a good continuation for this one. If you save Kashyyyk Star Map as the last map you are going to get. The computer will recognise you as Revan with a very different dialogue and no test will be taken

Revan: "Trooper, what is your name" Sith Trooper: "Why would someone like you need to know?" Revan: "Let's say I want to kill you after I restore myself" Sith trooper almost pisses himself from laughter:"Fine, I'll amuse you, it's Jak Ortell" Reven:"I'll be on my way" *Weeks pass* Bastila does her speech and as she finishes Revan stands out and says:"Trooper Jak Ortell! stand up front, I command it!" Jak:"Oh fuck, he was telling the truth" Revan:"Time to die for mocking your lord"

@DragonProtector

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@Tringledingle

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@eeurr1306

Жыл бұрын

@@Tringledingle Yes

@eeurr1306

Жыл бұрын

@@Tringledingle this games dialouge is cringe aswell

Manaan will always be the plant where I could just vibe with its music. The only downside are the selkath talking lmao

@spartenkiller456

2 жыл бұрын

If it's any consolation they were enslaved by the empire, and besieged by the yuuzhan vong. God I love legends.

@101joebro

2 жыл бұрын

I went there because I enjoyed the way they sound lol

@waynemetheny5279

2 жыл бұрын

i actually liked the selkath language until that point i had never heard anything like it

Ive only played through once but everytime i told someone outside of my squad i was Revan they never really gave a damn or thought i was lying and laughed it off

Sith Soldier: You can't hurt me, or the Manaan authorithies will punish you! Me: Well, you know, no one can punish me, if there's no one left who can punish me, okay? Sith Soldier: *O_O*

It's funny I didn't realize this was a rare dialogue. I discovered this back when the game came out completely by accident.

Damn I remember playing this game like...5 years ago.. I still sulk about my choices but the feeling of despair is vary welcoming.

@101joebro

2 жыл бұрын

It's on mobile. Play again (:

Dash channeling his inner Solid Snake, not bad!

@DarkLOREDash

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, I was going for Jeff Bennet who voiced Revan 🤣

@madmorgo6233

2 жыл бұрын

"You're pretty good." 😎

@DarkLOREDash

2 жыл бұрын

@@madmorgo6233 I mentally see you pointing

Almost makes it worth it to do a dark side run and take over the entire faction just to identify this trooper and "invite" him into your personal torture chamber.

@et34t34fdf

11 ай бұрын

Being evil in KOTOR is hilarious, so its always worth it regardless for the laughs.

@zigslotheon

3 ай бұрын

Seriously I went full on Revan Reborn ending with Bastila and I was just Mephiles cackling the entire time.

3:06 awesome helmet voice acting! How did you manage to make it sound so real?

@DarkLOREDash

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks man! I found a gas mask fx tutorial on youtube

The sith and republic: Throwing death threats at each other The music:

Revan: say my name Soldier: let me guess... Dark Lord of the Sith? Revan: you god damn right

Sith Minion: "Run along fool." Me: "I am Revan reborn! And before me you are nothing!" I use Force Lightning on Sith Minion. Sith Minion: "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Sith Minion's body gets reduced to a pile of charred ash. Authorities come rushing in. Selkath: "What's going on here?" Me: (Force Persuade) "Nothing, just a little clean up on Aisle 9." Selkath: (Success) "Thank you for informing us citizen, we'll have it cleaned up in a bit." Authorities leave. Me: Anyone else? Sith Minions worshiping: "ALL HAIL LORD REVAN! ALL HAIL LORD REVAN! ALL HAIL LORD REVAN!"

I'm so upset that this game is in Legends and not Cannon because of the high republic. This game and its whole time period is amazing and SHOULD have been made cannon

@sonofluke3172

2 жыл бұрын

It’s canon within the true Star Wars continuity. And that’s all that matters.

@michazadkowski8516

2 жыл бұрын

But its Cannon... High republic is after that.

@BurninOtter

2 жыл бұрын

@@michazadkowski8516 No I wish that were the case but sadly is not

@minicle426

2 жыл бұрын

Well they are remaking it.

@Kolonol1

2 жыл бұрын

@@BurninOtter as much as I hate Disney and don't follow their Canon at all, you are incredibly wrong in this...if it were not Canon they wouldn't be remaking it...they will make it Canon because it's a cash cow and money matters more than content

wait wait wait "Like a mon calamari during Mating season"!?

I have a mod called Force Choke Anyone on the pc version. When I found this dialog for the first time I had immense pleasure killing him even though this particular playthrough was a Light Sided one. I truly felt like a Sith Lord reveling in his death in that moment. I even asked myself if this is how Darth Vader felt when he killed the Tusken Raiders when he was still Anakin Skywalker. He wanted revenge for his mother's death and even killed the children.

@GoneColoring

2 жыл бұрын

What the hell

@fullmetalpleb

2 жыл бұрын

No it's more like when he choked that officer and said "I find your lack of faith disturbing" if you want youngling slaying download a fallout lightsaber mod mixed with everyone can die mods 😂

"Let me guess....Dark Lord of The Sith?" damn what a voice acting.

Force Persuade: You want to go for a swim, and you can breathe under water.

“He’s safe from Revans retaliation, for now”. Unless they drop some dlc twenty years later I think he’s safe forever lol.

I love this game and can't wait for the the remake. I always saved kasheyyek for last because it makes the end of the planet go by so much faster. You don't have to do the stupid crap with the hologram to access the star map

so 4 years prior, KOTOR was referencing blocking out he sun way before 300 made it iconic!!!

i remember this. i tried everything in kotor im pretty sure. but nice to remember it.

I hope the community areas like this are more open world/open choice, like attacking this sith trooper and then actually having selkath officers try to arrest you. Kind of a Skyrim/red dead twist where you can truly do whatever as the dark lord.

Revan: *proceeds to force-choke him

It would’ve been great if they gave you the option to straight up force choke the trio to death right then and there after their mocking. That or Force Choke and then toss them over the side. Not a pleasant death either way.

Due to a trick in KotOR speedrunning, we do have a way to punish him. We use a trick called Wire-Targeting to hit people who are not considered enemies yet (i.e. Sith Governor). Using this trick you could kill him, however there's no meaning.

"I'm Revan... Don't laugh... I really am."

"I-I am Revan! Stop Laughing!"

I hope they add more to this In the remake

thx for the spoiler, went this whole time I've been alive without Kotor spoilers but you managed to do it with a single title, thanks!

@niklasmeijer274

2 жыл бұрын

Cope

@Vectavist223

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it doesn't even sound like you were ever going to play the game in the first place and here's another spoiler for you: Bastila turns to the dark side.

you are such a TEASE! I bet you love teaseing bastila haha.

He is just jealous.

If this were kotor2, you'd have been able to force persuade him to go choke on the business end of of a blaster.

Lol the convo between the republic and sith soldiers sounds like galactic gang banging

i love that they put this in and that it makes you feel like an idiot.

Fun Fact: I use the same sith voice to order coffee at my local JJ bean.

I cant divorce this game from my memory of altoid sours and i always get depressed.

Sorry if I’m being slow, is this the KOTOR series remastered or something? What platforms is this available on?

@christopherbull7856

2 жыл бұрын

It’s been make on Nintendo switch and it’s pretty good

“Don’t underestimate the Republic’s resolve, we’ll die before we surrender Coruscant!” Well, at least no one can say that this guy was a liar.

That argument between the sith and republic troops sounds exactly like me arguing with other nfl fans about our teams. We have no control over it and neither do they lol "Your days as superbowl champs are numbered" "Not with Mahomes on our side, we will wipe out the entire afc!" "Mahomes wouldn't dare attack the rest of the afc, not with Herbert in his division!" "Remember what happened to Ben Roethlisberger?" * gasps * "He wouldn't!" "Oh yes he would, and soon the entire league will tremble before his wrath!"

I never understood why manaan was like it was...if I'm a dark side player I don't give a crap about the selkath rules I just want that star map...so land on the planet...blow through the front doors...murder the grand council and kill everyone who gets in your way...if Rowlan won't give you what you want, kill them all and force rip the doors away and take the subs codes from someone's mind and go get that map...force crush the fish...take the map...when you come back, obviously the selkath will be trying to stop you...force storm them everywhere and remove them from the face of the Galaxy...the end... I always wondered why if I'm a dark sider it won't give me the option to just kill everything...including the Jedi council because there could always be negative consequences and they just destroy you like Calo Nord on Taris

This "star wars" series may have success imo

number 2 has big phineas and ferb energy

Ah yes the planet i accidentally poisoned their water

You got embarrassed son

Growing up playing this game for 20 years this is still the biggest fist clenching moment I never get to make them pay for their remarks

Nice voiceover there ! xD

When the Sith descend on Coruscant our numbers will block out the Sun itself. Republic soldier: “then we will fight in the shade” I can’t help but think if 300 found inspiration in this segment.

Haha brother it's a good dialogue, but not really "rare" so long as Manaan is the last explored world before Star Forge system... I've seen this like a gazillion times through several playthroughs. Fun to re-watch though, keep up with the content! There are lots of KOTOR 2 dialogues I anticipate from you in the future... ;)

@Mac90820

2 жыл бұрын

That’s why it’s rare, it has a 25% chance of occurring on any given first play through dependent on what worlds you visit.

@tonysaad6627

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mac90820see your point, but there has been way worse odds for certain dialogue even within K-I... for ex., activating the carth romance/kiss dialogue is much harder (requires a whole sequence of influence points and even a combination of world playing) than this video's convenient "just run into by chance" sort of dialogue. idk man I guess it's just because I've also played KOTOR 1 alone at least 100 times + in the last 20 years.. 🤣 not impressed by this particular one, I've heard it like 30 times before this vid came out personally...

I faintly remember trying this as a kid almost 20 years ago.

I've beaten this game between 5-7 times and I don't even remember ever getting the Revan armor, much less unlocking any of these dialogues.

@voxbox4571

Жыл бұрын

I think this is a mod. You only get it as a ds revan at the star forge

Which Mass Effect is this

@madmorgo6233

2 жыл бұрын

😆😂😂 I gotta check the release dates now, this is KOTOR (one or two?) and I'm sure it's at least 2 years older than any Mass Effect game...

@DjBposse

2 жыл бұрын

@@madmorgo6233 pretty sure it was a joke bro

@madmorgo6233

2 жыл бұрын

@@DjBposse me too, but you never know. I laughed! 😁 KOTOR 2 came out three years before Mass Effect 1... The graphics are just as good tho imo 🤔

@DjBposse

2 жыл бұрын

@@madmorgo6233 hopefully the remake blows it out the water

@Artificial-Cognition

2 жыл бұрын

@@madmorgo6233 this is kotor 1 which is even older

I didn't know revealing yourself as Revan was a rare option. I always went for Manon last (Cause I hate the shark part), so didn't know it was considered rare

You get a funny dialogue with Yurathar Ban on Korriban after you find out you are Revan.

So many years later and I didn't know about this. I also think it needs to be fixed so there's a way to Force Persuade them.

‘Kneel before me, for I am Dark Lord of the Sith, worm!’ ‘Hahaha’ ‘Guys, please don’t laugh. That’s mean.’

"...the Selkath will be all over you like a Mon Calamari during mating season." I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Then we fight in the shade!

Developers should add an option to use mind control to make him jump from the edge or smth.

There's actually a mod that fixes Revans cape so it actually flows & moves rather than having your legs clip through it

This is still one of the best games ever made

How do you get Revan's armor before the star forge?

@unsaltedpepper1957

2 жыл бұрын

Mods. I’d recommend brotherhood of shadows Solomons revenge as it includes a whole extra storyline and new items including revans armour

like to imagine this guard at the end of darkside ending revan has returned guard, wait wut then he really was revan .... i am so dead

Naming yourself Darth Revan leads to some funny moments.

Incredible

Did i heard Carth Onasi telling the story or is it just me lol

Save the watch, nothing happens if you tell them

Quite a few npcs have special dialog if you do the glitch to keep the sith armor on taris

He doesn’t even care 😂 Darth Malak himself could be scolding him and the guy would just brush him off like if respect and authority were worth pennies haha

If you've completed the jedi training on korriban, i really wish there would be an option for you to actually convince him in the remaster 😂

Sith solider laughs like Seth Rollins lol.

i have important sith business to attend to

I wonder if this guy absolutely shit himself after learning that Revan returned, reclaimed the Star Forge, killed Malak, and took his place as lord of the Sith.

man I want to play kotr 2 again but I tried every fix and it still crashes after character creation on my computer.

Wonder if there’s a mod that lets u punish them

How do you draw and deactivate your saber like that? Is that a mod?

"some of us have serious work to do" Really? Is that why you are standing around in the same spot days later?

Where do I find these new/ update old republic games? Please help! What system and how to find them please !

Republic soldier talks big shit but Malgus sacks Coruscant.

I remember that dialogue hahaha

But I am Revan 🥺 -Dark Lord of the Sith

@Dark LORE Dash Those voice impersonations sound really cool, ever considered voice acting?

@DarkLOREDash

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks man! I enjoy it a lot & have done a bit. I especially like doing unvoiced protagonists that no one gets to hear react to dialogue

2:32 i am crazy or i hear an Alarm in the background ?

I remember that.