My soldiers don't eat anything because I eat all the food before it gets to them. Yet I have the fourth largest army, not sure how they survive

@robertkalinic335

5 жыл бұрын

You dont have the fourth largest army, its just that you guys look all the same and its hard to count you.

@stardust4001

5 жыл бұрын

@@robertkalinic335 Haha BUUUUUUUUUUURN

@Tarik360

5 жыл бұрын

It's actually quite fascinating. (Look I'm not gonna defend DPRK on this) The DPRK has this protocol for food rationing ruling that the military has top priority of being fed, hence they're the least likely to starve out of that population. I wonder how much rice they import though.

@noxscotchxtape

5 жыл бұрын

They just eat spanials

@nightblade6962

5 жыл бұрын

Guys what if we send Kim jong in a lot of big Macs so he will die of diabetesand we can win against north korea

How to survive in the military: Befriend and protect the cooks

@robertthe1801

4 жыл бұрын

YouoY yes

@ryanarment5393

4 жыл бұрын

Them as well as the supply people.

@kidofsteel0362

4 жыл бұрын

YouoY Lol. They are an integral part to a campaign

@blankblank5409

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t eat Pearson’s cooking

@lbjthesungod4860

4 жыл бұрын

@@blankblank5409 lol

What did German soilders eat? *L u f t w a f f l e s*

@alanmaclaren4118

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@hierrasierra5942

4 жыл бұрын

nice

@crosh9925

4 жыл бұрын

*w h e e z e*

@Slothful20

4 жыл бұрын

They must have been starving during d-day

@gunargundarson1626

4 жыл бұрын

There was a better joke to this punchline, but nice one.

In soviet russia, they serve medium cooked air.

@yourfairyGodgod

5 жыл бұрын

*arm. Human arm, actually.

@youraveragecommunist6258

5 жыл бұрын

I like my air rare

@yeetyeetus6760

5 жыл бұрын

@@youraveragecommunist6258 cool, same here

@freshtortillagaming5054

5 жыл бұрын

Yup

@starlight6777

5 жыл бұрын

More like extra cold air

What did soldiers eat? Russian/soviets:wait you guys get food?

@yangs975

5 жыл бұрын

Truee

@missyyolo2362

5 жыл бұрын

In us you eat food In Soviet Russia FOOD EATS YOU!

@ayushchauhan1388

5 жыл бұрын

Comrade soviet army does not run on food ,it runs on red patriotism and vodka

@Feffdc

5 жыл бұрын

@@yangs975 Thats not even remotely true

@alexeydzema5268

5 жыл бұрын

Ur mom

"An army marches on its stomach" - Napoleon "A little cold never killed a man" Bonaparte

@peterbarca8783

5 жыл бұрын

-Most of his army fell to starvation by the time they reached Moscow.-

@Laspartam

5 жыл бұрын

The cold weather wasn't the reason behind Napoléon death, it was because of the strategy-geostrategy transition...

@biliminsrlar5752

5 жыл бұрын

Who would win? Some angry French guy who invaded half of Europe and Egypt or some season...

@comradestalin4826

4 жыл бұрын

Don't mess with us Russians

@jimboonie9885

3 жыл бұрын

@@comradestalin4826 *Don’t mess with a soviet*

German soldier : Panzerplatten Normal soldier : Tank plates? German soldier : *Panzerplatten*

@chowdachow3633

5 жыл бұрын

You’re everywhere!!

@aaaaaaa8058

5 жыл бұрын

Nein its luftwaffles

@chowdachow3633

5 жыл бұрын

Fuhrur-o’s

@turnr3326

5 жыл бұрын

This makes me fuherious

@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023

5 жыл бұрын

Führersandvich

A journal by a soldier I believe a Corporal in the Continental Army of the United States in the War of 1812 stated that he was given preserved salted meat a pound that was so salty that he had to boil it three times in order to make it even remotely edible and even then he had to boil it again in order to make a suitable soup

@jonathanlemon544

4 жыл бұрын

You always have to do that with salt pork back then. There is a cooking channel that shows recipes from back then and he outlines that

@thegoose5294

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanlemon544 The channel is Townsend. Jas. Townsend and Son.

@komiks42

3 жыл бұрын

Thats quiet normal

@timber9468

3 жыл бұрын

“what’s for dinner?” “this block of salt.

@garge7676

3 жыл бұрын

I think he also mentioned somewhere in his book that there were rumors that the meat was likely leftovers from the Revolutionary War

I am 100% certain they ate food

@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access

5 жыл бұрын

Third encounter of the day

@pats.8511

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. No they ate their enemies’ corpses. Which they consider food.

@itsyaboibenjones4279

5 жыл бұрын

WHO ARE YOU?

@_david_xu_5926

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. This boho dead as has no life

@jtkollar0638

5 жыл бұрын

My name is NNIINNOOO

If Skyrim has taught me anything, its that soldiers ate Sweetrolls...

@salted6422

5 жыл бұрын

And it was a great dishonor to have your sweetroll stolen.

@troxity5589

5 жыл бұрын

Bet it was nazeem

@linkieloos

5 жыл бұрын

"Let me guess: Someone stole your sweet roll?"

@JSSQuelloAutentico

5 жыл бұрын

Nope, they ate 300 apples right in battle.

@Kevin-oh9ov

5 жыл бұрын

@David McConville "you have commited crimes against skyrim and it's people what say you in your defence?"

*”Po-tay-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.”*

@obi-wankenobi1233

4 жыл бұрын

"Even you couldn't say no to that"

@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel MacDonald “Oh yes we could! Give it to us R A W and W R I G G L I N G ! You keep nasty chips!”

@guizhenzou3722

3 жыл бұрын

I wish I could actually eat

@dickrichard5579

3 жыл бұрын

Hello Sam

@happyalltheday2275

2 жыл бұрын

With a Cup of tea for an options

2:41 that little kitty in the bottom right corner he stole a fish

@dashtron7966

4 жыл бұрын

He deserves it

@pepsi-cola2791

4 жыл бұрын

Good

@Snarkythecat

4 жыл бұрын

Radioactive Reptile dude, I was listening to that part and I thought I heard a cat meow. I was confused af until I saw this comment.

@JackOSUrulz

4 жыл бұрын

Why that little BASTID!!

@lolpace312

4 жыл бұрын

Shhh the cat need the food

"An army marches on its stomach" Napoleon may or may not have said that but it is an important observation. Canning was invented when Napoleon offered 12,000 francs as a prize for whoever could preserve food for his army. Nicolas Appert would win the prize, creating a method involving heating, boiling and sealing food in airtight glass jars. Napoleon's soldiers would have these in a very limited amount as the technology was still in its infancy. In 1810 Frenchman Philippe de Girard invented tin canning and British merchant Peter Durand patented it. Canning was a big innovation seen in today's army rations.

@swiggedyswoner7315

5 жыл бұрын

I saw cheese

@hostagekiller5671

5 жыл бұрын

First

@theforgottenaccident3298

5 жыл бұрын

Simple History hi

@weeradge5771

5 жыл бұрын

hi

@epg96

5 жыл бұрын

Open the subtitles please

_But where’s the lamb sauce??_

@boris335

5 жыл бұрын

It looks like Gahndis Flipflop

@ykrareih1559

5 жыл бұрын

Dude on thumbnail looks like Gordon Ramsay lol

@LexicroftAlpha

5 жыл бұрын

My name is NINOOOOOOO and I cleaned battlefield after war and took photo of it

@funnyperson7656

5 жыл бұрын

That wouldn't even pass as fookin kity cat fookin cat food.

@SavCorp

5 жыл бұрын

R A W

Romans: mmm 🍞🍖🧀🫘🫒 Britons: mmm 🌿🌱🌳🍃💧

@afailureofaanimator6744

2 жыл бұрын

*CHEESE*

@erinandcory7812

2 жыл бұрын

Cheese.

@lc9245

2 жыл бұрын

Little did they know it doomed the Isle to have bland food until this very day.

@HavanaSyndrome69

2 жыл бұрын

The Britons could eat during cold months or when their farms were looted by invading armies around harvest season or burned. Leeks, cabbage, berries, small game, big game if you're lucky enough in a region full of hungry soldiers, birds, wild vegetables (always tiny compared to domestic counterparts which were tiny themselves compared to our modern farmed foods). The Britons knew their environment best and knew what to go to in the forest during their own famines.

@tankhead2645

2 жыл бұрын

Russians: mmm air 💨

"You guys are being fed?" -The Soviet Army

@comradestalin4826

4 жыл бұрын

I feed my comrades with vodka and snow

@danielasefa1884

4 жыл бұрын

Comrade Stalin nice

@Imnotsmg4bob

4 жыл бұрын

Thought you guys ate only air

@tomi9562

3 жыл бұрын

@@comradestalin4826 what if that snow talks?

@clxwncrxwn

3 жыл бұрын

A hungry soldier will fight for his meal rather than a soldier who just ate. This was even mentioned in the Witcher 3 during the side mission looking for that guys lost brother, and they find him with a foreign soldier exchanging stories

Western armies: *died of hunger* Eastern armies: **RIIIIIIIIICE**

@patrickgoode4230

5 жыл бұрын

Eventually we researched potatoes and boy were those great.

@anddrom6853

5 жыл бұрын

@hướng dẫn chơi team starcraft 2 that is really impressive! Reminds me about Finland against the Soviet union

@independentquebec3500

5 жыл бұрын

@@patrickgoode4230 I love being asian :)

@quocvietophu1627

5 жыл бұрын

@hướng dẫn chơi team starcraft 2 Rip grammar

@duosisi

5 жыл бұрын

True

What did soldiers eat? Short answer: Food Long answer: *this video that I'll watch anyway*

@dolsopolar

5 жыл бұрын

Soldiers eat this video that i'll watch anyway?

@Sniper_4_Life

3 жыл бұрын

No, they were feeding off the enemy soldiers desperation

“Hey what food do your soldiers have” USSR: **Laughs in Starvation**

@blankblank5409

3 жыл бұрын

Weak no one eats food

@alanmaclaren4118

3 жыл бұрын

That’s not true, heard they served medium cooked air

@aussieaudir8lms871

3 жыл бұрын

@@alanmaclaren4118 and raw rats

@alanmaclaren4118

3 жыл бұрын

@Sanela Smajić no are you crazy? Raw rats are way too expens- I mean unhealthy for the soldiers

@guizhenzou3722

3 жыл бұрын

As if they need food they only need the air of the Rhine to keep them motivated and ready to kill

0:29 is it me or do i find it wholesome that soldiers, known to be the most tough and feared, are in raincoats eating warm food

@Saipan2297

3 жыл бұрын

Lol sameee

@afailureofaanimator6744

2 жыл бұрын

Only to find out a Japanese was hiding in one of those crates bayonet ready

@ColdSalt99

2 жыл бұрын

@@afailureofaanimator6744 The Japanese soldiers were hiding inside the raincoats

@ismellofsandwiches7058

2 жыл бұрын

HOW DID YOU COMMENT 29 YEARS AGO?

@Rusue

2 жыл бұрын

@@ismellofsandwiches7058 he didn't lol. Take a closer look

*"Ration already exist back in acient empire"* *Steve1989Mre with red glowing eyes* : NIIIIIIIICEEEEEEE!!!!!

@triangulum8869

5 жыл бұрын

r/ihadastroke

@kevintrang3007

5 жыл бұрын

@@triangulum8869 r/ihavereddit

@thisguylamelol147

5 жыл бұрын

Alright let's get this to tray... *NICE*

@jeremynelson5311

4 жыл бұрын

Steve is a god among men

@ThaRealElTigra

4 жыл бұрын

*["I can't help it" intensifies]*

Everyone forgets about the Panzer cooked eggs.

@greyseer7998

5 жыл бұрын

Yes cooking eggs on your tank in the African heat good times.

@kneegrow913

5 жыл бұрын

Unsere rommel

@tiang1493

5 жыл бұрын

Wir Sind Das Deutschland afrika korps

@Madmaxxxx1984

5 жыл бұрын

sean andrews thank you for your service

@enrl5221

5 жыл бұрын

My boys taste them they said those eggs taste fuel and egg

* trains for months, perfect physical condition * Slaves carry every thing he owns

@alejandroelluxray5298

3 жыл бұрын

Fighting demands excelent physical condition

@alanmaclaren4118

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes laziness can be come incurable

@VentiVonOsterreich

3 жыл бұрын

Tire the soldiers with excess weight and they'll be too weak to fight

@alejandroelluxray5298

3 жыл бұрын

@@VentiVonOsterreich Yup, I mean it was something necessary for them, but if I was in their shoes, I will gave a very good Pay for any "slave" I had, they were important for the hoplites however you want to see it

@VentiVonOsterreich

3 жыл бұрын

@@alejandroelluxray5298 I do wonder if their slaves actually get paid at all

2:43 Awwwww!!! Look at the little kitty cat with the fish in his mouth!!!! 😍

@ahadkirk1928

2 жыл бұрын

@Henry Han we're no barbarians

@JOJO-ig2jw

2 жыл бұрын

@SkitusGreece ain't china

@yoboikamil525

2 жыл бұрын

*bottom right corner btw

@lilbank2521

Жыл бұрын

😭🙄😋

"What did soldiers eat?" Me: *Food*

@nashw_1828

5 жыл бұрын

That Guy Who Comments what type of food?

@thermite5060

5 жыл бұрын

What food?

@das3610

5 жыл бұрын

Kill ScoPez the one that is edible to human beings

@ciderhat2760

5 жыл бұрын

@@thermite5060 the edible kind

@LAV-III

5 жыл бұрын

@@nashw_1828 RAWW food

Fun fact- During WW2, the United States government approached Chef Boyardee so that the troops could have something enjoyable to eat. Chef Boyardee was successful in creating a new recipe to could canned and stay preserved for a long time. The same recipe is sold from store shelves today.

@husobaltaci3382

2 жыл бұрын

that's crazy

@isexuallyidentifyasukraini5407

Жыл бұрын

Habe you seen chef pls

@preludetodemise

Жыл бұрын

The beef ravioli MRE still tastes just like normal chef boyardee

@banjo3960

Жыл бұрын

isnt it spam or something

@asainpersuasion1219

Жыл бұрын

@@banjo3960 no it’s Chef Boyardee ravioli

When an armies has cheese in the diet *Wallace wants to join the army* CHEESE!

@galaxy-wg1lf

4 жыл бұрын

And that's How Wallace earned medals for his unrelenting bravery and courage during The second world war.

@afailureofaanimator6744

2 жыл бұрын

@@galaxy-wg1lf all for that *ChEDdeR*

@afailureofaanimator6744

2 жыл бұрын

Soon however Wallace started a rebellion due to english production laws allowing only cheddar and had forbidden all other types of cheese.

@tellmesomethingamisayingto3957

2 жыл бұрын

@@afailureofaanimator6744 "Not even Wensleydale?"

@afailureofaanimator6744

2 жыл бұрын

@@tellmesomethingamisayingto3957 “Well then… I will find ways to have my *wensleydale*.”

Always found this fascinating about the military. My grandfather was a Engineer in the Korean war (He would repair airfields from what I've been told). He loved canned hash for the longest time. After serving he no longer liked it due to it being a regular part of his meals during his service. I think of this every-time I have a can of hash.

@dienstagmitte3930

5 жыл бұрын

My Grandpa was with the Dutch navy in Korea! God bless your family.

@Vodkasnez

5 жыл бұрын

My grandad used to love corned beef hash, but after WW2 he never wanted to see another plate of it ever again.

@perceptionmatters7082

5 жыл бұрын

Diced potatoes with beef(Normally) (Cooked of course). Its a breakfast item that is popular to my knowledge in the UK, US and Australia. Google it, recommend it with a runny egg.

@obotprime339

5 жыл бұрын

Finally, a comment that isn't a meme...

@leolim1333

5 жыл бұрын

my granddad died in the navy. i never met him :(

I've had MREs Not great

@Sbflls

5 жыл бұрын

Brandon Kim same

@grieferguy

5 жыл бұрын

cool

@suqmacoknbals4929

5 жыл бұрын

I eat them all the time and I like (ONLY) the ravioli. BTW I'm Canadian

@zerosternritter566

5 жыл бұрын

And those KZread reviews make them look so tasty

@xenomorphyongaming61

5 жыл бұрын

Not meant to

The logistics of armies is sometimes just as fascinating as that of the battles they fight in themselves.

G Fuel, Hot pockets and Cheetos Oh, so Modern Warfare 2 doesn't count as a war?

@MoreTrenMoreMen69

5 жыл бұрын

that’s the life

@MxCP11

4 жыл бұрын

Spoof more like Mountain Dew(or Monster) and doritos

@leedleleedle234

4 жыл бұрын

Spoof the real forgotten war

@dragoljubantic9962

4 жыл бұрын

And doritos

@rc59191

4 жыл бұрын

Gaming rations usually consist of Red Bull, Taco Bell, Doritos, and different choices of Mountain Dew.

Hey Simple History, To create more detail when you’re using grassland locales you could create a method for drawing grass or lines that make it look like grass fields. It would increase the complexity of the composition while being a simple method. Maybe draw tufts of grass put randomly all over the terrain, thus giving the illusion of a field of grass.

@lunar9650

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting

"What food is soldiers eat?" "Some ad pop up on my screen" McDonald's!

@amirzafri5306

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@independentquebec3500

5 жыл бұрын

I got an insurance ad

@benitomussolini5927

5 жыл бұрын

"Deliciously Infectious"

@kacpernap2863

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine you see your fellow comrade just order a big happy meal And you became his best friend

@jacklarkson4505

4 жыл бұрын

use adblock plus dumbass. i cant believe its 2019 and still there is some people complain about internet ads.

european armies when they forget the hardtack: "wE'vE fOrgOTteN tHe cRaCKErs!"

@afailureofaanimator6744

2 жыл бұрын

*Wallace contemplates life*

Grain were likely the main source of calories for every army around the world. The Han Dynasty army in ancient China gave their soldiers ~52 to 64 liters of grain rations per month (~1.38kg to 1.7kg of grains per day) composed of millet, wheat, and/or barley. So the average Han Dynasty soldier would be consuming approximately 4706 to 5780 Calories per day and 180 to 221 grams of protein per day from their grain rations alone. This is roughly comparable to the Calories that the Roman soldiers were consuming as well from what I've read. -p. 74 of Military Culture in Imperial China (2009) by Nicola di Cosmo Edit: Since some people are questioning these numbers, here is the actual quote from the source along with calculations: "...a total force of 10,281 men (amnestied convicts who had volunteered, infantry and private retainers), he cites 27,363 hu of grain and 308 hu of salt. This last set of figures amounts to a monthly ration of 2.6 hu of grain and 0.03 hu of salt. These may be compared with figures seen in a document from Juyan which suggest a ration of 3.2 hu of grain and 0.03 hu of salt. These figures correspond as follows (taking the hu at 19.968 liters): 2.6 hu - 51.9 liters; 3.2 hu - 63.8 liters; 0.03 hu - 0.5 liters." -page 74 of "Military Culture in Imperial China" by Nicola Di Cosmo, Robin D. S. Yates, and Ralph D. Sawyer Calculations of Calories and Protein from this source: 1 liter volume of dry grain converts to ~0.8 kg in mass. See: aqua-calc.com/calculate/volume-to-weight/substance/grain-blank-wheat So these soldiers had 41.52 kg to 51.04 kg of dry grains a month, which comes out to 1.384 to 1.7 kg of grains a day. 100 grams of whole grain wheat has 340 Calories, 13 grams of protein, and 2.5 grams of fat. 100 grams of millet has 378 Calories, 11 grams of protein, and 4.2 grams of fat. 100 grams of uncooked long grain brown rice has 370 Calories, 8 grams of protein, and 2.9 grams of fat. Wheat and millet would have been the primary crops at the time. If we use wheat to calculate their Calories, this would come out to 340 x 13.84 = 1705 or 340 x 17.0 = 5780. Protein would be 13 x 13.84 ~179.92 or 13 x 17.0 ~221 grams. So the average soldier would be consuming approximately to 4706 to 5780 Calories per day and 180 to 221 grams of protein per day from their grain rations alone.

@melktert1763

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@spinner771

4 жыл бұрын

I was calling bs till you hit me with a source.

@qwertyaskwhy

4 жыл бұрын

@@spinner771 same here haha

@sciuresci1403

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao this is by far the biggest pile of bs I've seen regarding military rations. Even in 2019，chinese soldiers are issued around 3000 calories per day. What makes you think they had 6000 during that time ? Eating 2 kg of grains every day isn't possible anyway.

@ilosttehlegs4517

4 жыл бұрын

Hold up Rice is a grain

They learn how to made food by... SKILLSHARE

@troxity5589

5 жыл бұрын

ITSYABoI YT make

@independentquebec3500

5 жыл бұрын

Not blue apron?

@rn-zu5ld

5 жыл бұрын

Wix

At 5:53 2 soldiers are mocking eachother.

@aarontheperson6867

5 жыл бұрын

I noticed that as well lol

Title is missing "Western". The Asian armies carried very different food.

@ritzkola2302

4 жыл бұрын

Louie Lam Asian & Afrikan & American. Only Europeans suffered like this

@LastBastion

3 жыл бұрын

@@shyuse nah, usually they just get rice,

@Shadow-gc6le

3 жыл бұрын

If I remember correctly the incas had the usual plus freeze dried fruits.

@komiks42

3 жыл бұрын

To cover all armies rations would be massive

@whatamidoingwithmylife4108

3 жыл бұрын

@@shyuse Cats. They carried cats and dogs with them.

"An army marches on its stomach." - Me

@NONO-oy1cu

3 жыл бұрын

"Blownapart" lol

Well for The Soviet Troops the awnser is no.

@jerrymejias5940

5 жыл бұрын

jac of harts or North Korean soldiers

@captainfruchtgummi2292

5 жыл бұрын

@nanda erdhani r/wooosh

@jerrymejias5940

5 жыл бұрын

nanda erdhani I meant that North Korean Troops have no food

@natrix9651

5 жыл бұрын

So funny I forgot to laugh

@RedBaronAce0207

5 жыл бұрын

nanda erdhani You don’t get the joke, don’t you?

I know marines eat crayons.

@pemithmithsara7632

5 жыл бұрын

Then spit the labels on you

@zeelazeepootatoostephen1423

5 жыл бұрын

@@kalamazoo-Fcar i know right

@zeelazeepootatoostephen1423

5 жыл бұрын

@@kalamazoo-Fcar try the purple ones👌👌👌👍👍👍

@VengefulMaverick

5 жыл бұрын

@@pemithmithsara7632 nah. They are to busy chewing and sucking on them like a pacifier.

@salientissues4109

5 жыл бұрын

Paint chips!

I actually had MREs when I was part of tour visiting a military base. The soldiers told us that they would often open all their MREs at the same time and trade with each other to make different combinations of food.

eating while watching this video is a whole new experience

@yoboikamil525

2 жыл бұрын

Espically if you're eating something that a soldier would eat.

Soviets ate 2 potato and 2 pints of *VODKA*

@bigboibugg3288

5 жыл бұрын

Very true tovarish

@prouddegenerates9056

5 жыл бұрын

You mead 2 oil canisters of VODKA

@missyyolo2362

5 жыл бұрын

You mean 2 gallons of vodka

@gibby8540

5 жыл бұрын

Have to be humble

@ehhtee7901

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't know you can eat vodka

I know what the Soviets ate.....nothing

@marcomenabue7717

5 жыл бұрын

Oh C'MON...whith zars wasn't better

@gabrielcaballero4817

5 жыл бұрын

The Soviet army runs on *PATRIOTISM*

@michaelm9975

5 жыл бұрын

You must be mistaking them for the North Korean army which is literally as you said; nothing!

@user-ri5oc5rw5b

5 жыл бұрын

Air they are AIR

@panzerkampfwagenvausf.g9469

5 жыл бұрын

THAT ONE NATIONALIST ARUBA GUY 115 they are eating a small bag of pre cocked rice

Funny enough I was a culinary specialist in the Navy, and the amount of logistics behind feeding a single ship are staggering much less an entire fleet but we do it every day

Thanks for the info

MRE stands for "Meals Ready to Explode your poor POG stomach.

@drillz7582

5 жыл бұрын

NO IT MEANS MEAL READY TO EAT

@zerokilo5811

5 жыл бұрын

@@drillz7582 LIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE

@PaddyInf

5 жыл бұрын

Meals Rejected by Eathiopians.

@ryerwilkes3051

5 жыл бұрын

Kasper Björklund r/wooooooooooosh

@thevigilante5623

5 жыл бұрын

Meals Rejected by the Enemy

What food did soldiers eat? Looks At *Soviet Union*

@nuclearwarhead9338

5 жыл бұрын

When soviet daily calories were 3500kcal in 1975, but you keep making starvation jokes. 👌

@VioletEverlasting

5 жыл бұрын

@@nuclearwarhead9338 i dont think he thinks of that time

@thenumberzer0679

5 жыл бұрын

@@nuclearwarhead9338 I bet your really fun at parties

@hyrofoo

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023

5 жыл бұрын

Kolbasa and mayonez with a bottle of vodka.

If you read "The Gallic wars" Written by Caesar its very clear how Vital was to keep and decent amount of food for every soldier. Its such an obvious thing that we kinda forget. in several parts Caesar describes that when reaching a new place the priority was dig trenches for protection and simultaneously send parties for foraging food.

“Eat?” _We don’t do that here_ This post was made by the communists gang

@Norah439

4 жыл бұрын

The Soviet union

@eetsman3683

4 жыл бұрын

HARRY POTTER

@dumbasswatermelon

4 жыл бұрын

“Share?” We don’t do that her This post was made by the anti-communists gang

@gigachad-jh1dh

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Bogdanov r/whoosh

@funnelingspace9268

4 жыл бұрын

@Alexander Bogdanov at least there's people that actually do something about it unlike the Soviet union

This episode will make you hungry 🍇🍳🍔🥪🌭🍕🥤☕

@das3610

5 жыл бұрын

Simple History only 9 likes wtf, maybe pin?

@iluoreasekomhe3953

5 жыл бұрын

True

@christossymeonides8310

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah cause hard tack will make me hungry?😂😂

@justme6094

5 жыл бұрын

I got myself some food before watching this video. Thank you :)

@Spectral55

5 жыл бұрын

*are you sure about that* ?

"NO! please! not my rum! you can kill me if you want! but please don't make me face this bloody war sober!"

Why does the thumbnail soldier look like Gordon Ramsay

@naglismalisauskas1779

5 жыл бұрын

it should be a reason for that

This was a GREAT episode!!! Please do more episodes on food throughout history. Food is such an awesome way for us to connect with our ancestors. A couple of suggestions: What they ate during the Middle Ages and during the Great Depression. Thanks for such awesome content Simple History!

@nguyenduyphuc3924

5 жыл бұрын

Anne James what did they ate during the Great Depression? *they don’t*

@theteacher7619

5 жыл бұрын

@@nguyenduyphuc3924 Good Point

Easy they ate hot pockets and ramen noodles

@missyyolo2362

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget some Big Macs with a large drink and large fries.

@erica9160

5 жыл бұрын

@@missyyolo2362 yeah that tooo

@pats.8511

5 жыл бұрын

Bagel bites and pizza rolls.

@cliftonjames785

5 жыл бұрын

Dude, I literally only ate hot pockets and ramen noodles today before I saw your comment lol

@erica9160

5 жыл бұрын

@@cliftonjames785 where do u live invite me for dinner

What did soldiers eat? Soviets: You guys are getting fed?

@blankblank5409

3 жыл бұрын

Unoriginal

@jimboonie9885

3 жыл бұрын

Unoriginal

What soldiers drink? Me: Vodka and energy drink. *Russian Hardbass starts playing*

@damianreaves7502

4 жыл бұрын

Love u

@comradestalin4826

4 жыл бұрын

Let's go comrade

@ManyNames

4 жыл бұрын

Crunchs the bottle

@blankblank5409

4 жыл бұрын

Slav

I remember reading about the Roman Legionnaries preferring a type of fish paste. At the time the best way to preserve fish for transport was to submerge the fish in olive oil in a clay vessel. Once delivered the fish would be saturated and easy to break apart creating a preserved, high calorie, tasty spread for bread.

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure they didn't eat food.

@focustr9yearsago617

5 жыл бұрын

Dagan Ward Justin Y is a stalker am I right?

@vylrent

5 жыл бұрын

well they actually did, WWI they had kitchens. WWII supply trucks and pocket meals

@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access

5 жыл бұрын

@@focustr9yearsago617 or is it the other way around? He just comments on a random yt vid, and then we somehow always find his comment out of the billions of comments on yt. Maybe we're the stalkers🤔

@Fatihturk0071

5 жыл бұрын

Especially the Russians

@jerememechild2129

5 жыл бұрын

yeah, the brits ate grass

This reminds me of a Film Bit about WW1 where a French soldier was Informing his battalion About the war ending in 11AM and saying they will get Hot soup Unfortunately, he literally dies 10:59AM

@ivanchan659

5 жыл бұрын

Yes i remember seeing that video

@moodylad2033

5 жыл бұрын

Yup I saw that

@datwibgai7233

4 жыл бұрын

@@ivanchan659 can someone tell me where that video is?

@Starshina-yo8ue

4 жыл бұрын

@@datwibgai7233 last minutes of ww1 ,should pop up

@thatonepriest69

4 жыл бұрын

hariss nasry kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2VksbBrkcTbY8o.html

I swear anytime I have things to do I play this in the background. Smoking, simple history, chores simple history, driving to work simple history. Love you guys thanks for everything you do ❤️

Rations! No food, no fight! - Metal Slug Advance

Bisquits and tea mate

@das3610

5 жыл бұрын

F.B.I_ but you’re the FBI......?

@marcomenabue7717

5 жыл бұрын

@@das3610 he Is a mi6 under cover ajent

@das3610

5 жыл бұрын

Marco Menabue No he’s not *wink wink*

@vegasspaceprogram6623

5 жыл бұрын

*puts on German accent*bloody British!!!!

@twistedsis100

5 жыл бұрын

Quit that bis

I don't know why, but this episode's always been.. cozy to me, for some reason. The music, the vibrant colors, the food shown, etc.

50% - "is that Gordon Ramsey on thumbnail?" 30% - stupid jokes about soviet/russian army. 15% - *panzer cookies*. 5% - normies.

@Bananappleboy

4 жыл бұрын

More like, 4.9% normies, and 0.1% random comments.

@user_____M

4 жыл бұрын

Jokes?

@f4fphantomii468

4 жыл бұрын

They're not stupid jokes, more like overused.

@blankblank5409

3 жыл бұрын

Bf 109 F2 They are stupid

@bruhman2089

3 жыл бұрын

True

>eats performance bar while laughing at the egytians

@PopPopPopPop

4 жыл бұрын

shut up

spoiler... they ate food... :D Interesting subject though none the less! :D

@valenxia9517

5 жыл бұрын

Ancient History Guy Smartass

@AncientHistoryGuy

5 жыл бұрын

@@valenxia9517 ;) still very interesting though.

@Captain_Tumbleweed

5 жыл бұрын

@@AncientHistoryGuy I was just about to say the same thing ;)

@Captain_Tumbleweed

5 жыл бұрын

They changed the title :(

@thetoniotchannel1345

5 жыл бұрын

You literally stole my comment sent 1 minute before you did

I fought in 2 wars eating MRE's they were actually pretty good! Convenient and did the job, easy to carry, and never got food poisoning!

@Sernival

2 жыл бұрын

Tyfys

@TheSpritz0

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sernival Thanks!

@lucasguenesmenezes6416

2 жыл бұрын

Iraq and Afghan?

@TheSpritz0

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucasguenesmenezes6416 No, before that Bosnia and Kosovo.

@lucasguenesmenezes6416

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSpritz0 cool

This is one of my favorite videos that you ever made!

Thanks! For being just for being. I cant explain how much you have helped me, during School projects/ exams, arguments etc. I bases a WW1 project around trenches, only on your videos, and a Few irl sources. So I can’t thank you enough. I personally LOVE Your channel. Much love - Magne

I think they ate food

@gru7220

5 жыл бұрын

Get back to work

@lonelyvariety

5 жыл бұрын

I want a krabby patty

@captainfruchtgummi2292

5 жыл бұрын

I am not sure about that yet.

Whenever I eat a scuffed meal (bread and beef jerky or something similar), I watch this video and pretend I’m a soldier lol

What do soldiers eat? Soviets in Stalingrad: *RATS AND HUMANS*

@lovepeace9727

5 жыл бұрын

*That's how survival works*

@nikolaibelinski3433

4 жыл бұрын

Ugggh that's disgust it's a good thing I have vodka

@comradestalin4826

4 жыл бұрын

Vodka too

@kevinnguyen3087

3 жыл бұрын

CANNIBALISM

@simonh6371

3 жыл бұрын

The Soviets in Stalingrad weren't cut off from their supply lines, the German 6th Army under von Paulus however were and as time went on their rations shrunk drastically, and they were reduced to cutting hunks of frozen meat off dead horses.

Great video as always! Really wanted this

I love it when u make vids like this

Wow this is incredible! Please make more!

Informative thanks

Changed title made half of comments useless *Oustanding Move*

@NS-rx1pl

5 жыл бұрын

lol

You're not a real soldier until you eat your own MRE.

@culiusjaesar

5 жыл бұрын

gay political compass

@MrBassmann15

5 жыл бұрын

@@culiusjaesar What's so "gay" about it?

@juann7213

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrBassmann15 your political views are gay

@booobillionaires7584

5 жыл бұрын

Alexander Backert you arent very good at economics

@halo3odst

5 жыл бұрын

At least he isnt one of the fascists in the red corner of the compass

0:43 Minecraft eating sounds

What food does soldiers eat: *show cheese, meat, bread, etc.* Me: *starving* I'm following Soviet way! Don't judge me!

@comradestalin4826

4 жыл бұрын

Nice comrade

@olp3850

3 жыл бұрын

If you want to do the soviet way then eat spam

@afailureofaanimator6744

2 жыл бұрын

@@olp3850 Nyet. That is American pork with all that disgusting capitalism mixed in!

@olp3850

2 жыл бұрын

@@afailureofaanimator6744 I mean true but that's one thing that kept the soviets alive during Germanys great crusade

I did a presentation on a candy brand a few years ago for my computer science class, I talked about Tootsie Rolls. Fun fact about American WW2 field rations is that they had Tootsie Rolls with them. In fact, Tootsie rolls didn't melt in the high temperatures of jungles and deserts so they were great to have in field rations.

Soviet people and soldiers: You guys even get food?!?

@Gothic7876

4 жыл бұрын

And yet the Soviet Army smashed the Germans and pushed all the way back to Berlin. Hmm...

@xi.na_

4 жыл бұрын

@@Gothic7876 Consider the 9-13 Million dead soldiers.

@xi.na_

4 жыл бұрын

@Joe Cervantes if you cut these numbers in half, then it would make a bit more sence.

@xi.na_

4 жыл бұрын

@Joe Cervantes en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_casualties_in_World_War_II

@xi.na_

4 жыл бұрын

@Joe Cervantes many axis had to fight in the italian and Western Front agains the allies. What is even your point? We have seen how well the soviet did agains the finnish.

POV: you're a slave and accompanying a hop-lite the hop-lite dies *_prosper_*

6:22 A fortnight long March. Kids:FORTNIGHT HEHEHEHEHE FORTNIGHT TEHEHEHEHE

@Bananappleboy

4 жыл бұрын

Teenagers and adults that hate fortnight loving kids: OH FOR GODS FREAKING-

@blankblank5409

4 жыл бұрын

Fortnite is cancer

@thunderkatz4219

3 жыл бұрын

@@blankblank5409 Minecraft is gay but apex is better

So many Last Shelter Survival ads lmao

USA: We get MREs Russians/Soviets: Woah, you get MREs? We eat our dead...wait what? What did I say? I meant to say we eat our dead cows, yeah totally *runs out with vodka*

@JonatasAdoM

5 жыл бұрын

You eat your Marys!?

@rejvaik00

4 жыл бұрын

MREs were once so disgusting they were called Meals Rejected by the Enemy

@comradestalin4826

4 жыл бұрын

I can confirm

@blankblank5409

4 жыл бұрын

Comrade Stalin A delicacy

@m1garand903

4 жыл бұрын

rejvaik the MREs are really good now. I had one before

I sound like such a nerd rn, but I get overly excited when I see a Simple History episode get put out, keep up the amazing work!!

as a kid I thought hoplite's slaves were actually his friend, so when I was playing with a friend and made him carry everything, my mom asked me why and I said "he's my slave". I still feel the pain from the spanking.

4:03 british armies are goats🐐

They ate food. Your welcome

@ABC-in2le

5 жыл бұрын

Clay Soggyfries you’re* You’re welcome.

@LAV-III

5 жыл бұрын

No they ate *WaTeR*

@troxity5589

5 жыл бұрын

They ate food. You’re welcome.* Your welcome.

@caise3910

5 жыл бұрын

Yea but what kind of foo-

@independentquebec3500

5 жыл бұрын

Soviets:Wait what?

I love your guys videos I always learn new things from u guys and no history is my favorite subject. Thank you guys

Love your videos

During the 18th and 19th centuries, soldiers in many armies had 'portable' ovens for baking their own bread. Could've mentioned the introduction of canned food somewhere in the mid-19th century.

One time while I was in the US army, I swapped a couple MREs with a British soldier for a 24 hours of food box. What a great ration it was!

Watching this while having lunch...best feeling ever

Well-done and informative video, cute animation too. 😊

I eat so much food at times I cannot March on my stomach; I just loll around on the palace floor like a beached whale 🐳

General: hey you looted no more alcohol for you Me who never drinks alcohol: k