“Okay, but can you make sure *none* of that, including the tip or delivery fee, get to the actual person delivering the food? Thanks!”

@NovaGuardian985

Жыл бұрын

And that's why I always tip cash.

@walkinmn

Жыл бұрын

Uh yeah, sure... We'll do that *whispers eventually*

@David-gj9qr

Жыл бұрын

The tip definitely does. Why do you think Uber eats drivers advocate for always tipping if you order delivery?

@timdavidson8191

Жыл бұрын

Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@Phantom-98

Жыл бұрын

@@David-gj9qr I think there are problems with the companies lowering pay for their drivers depending on the amount of tips the app knows they receive. So they aren't getting paid properly because the companies are basically counting tips as their own pay.

I love food delivery apps. Every time I can't decide what to do for dinner, I go onto one of them, find something I really want, get to the checkout page where they tell me what the total's going to be after all the fees, and then say "eh, I'll just get something out of the fridge." Saves me a ton of money on eating out.

@JS-rv3et

Жыл бұрын

soo i did the math and its cheaper for me to go to chili eat all you can eat soup for 8.89 at lunch not eat the rest of the week and just eat soup once a week..

@bentonrp

Жыл бұрын

I love food delivery apps. When else in your life did you ever get to get screwed Before the dinner date...?

@thinktanium9789

Жыл бұрын

bruh ive done this too, i eat healthier because theyre so expensive

@eerohughes

Жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣 I do the same. It actually costs more money for the delivery than the food! Always makes me say nevermind

@Sentralkontrol

Жыл бұрын

yeah I used to have a binge eating addiction before my habit ended up costing me like a grand a month. Now I just chronically overeat instead

because of these outrageous services, In my shop we have reverted back do it old school. we all agree on where we want food from, someone volunteers to go fetch it and every one else splits the cost of the runners lunch. We all get the food we want, accurate, and the guy making the run gets a free lunch. it works, try it fam.

@toebrother

2 ай бұрын

Like that one commercial with the Dunkin’ run

@k.chriscaldwell4141

2 ай бұрын

Super smart.

@asn8744

Ай бұрын

Super easy, barely an inconvenience!

@elmoredneal5382

Күн бұрын

I was usually the guy who got "volunteered" to go get lunch or go get Slurpees or whatever 😅 But I got a lot of free meals out of it and I still got paid while I was out getting food 😁

The funny thing is that $10 sandwich is actually a $7 sandwich if you get it directly from the restaurant. Food app automatically adds to the cost of the items before they even tac on the fees 😅

@KennySouthPark86

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, that's why i stopped using delivery apps altogether (unless they are giving away some VERY good coupons or there's a sale)

@Furluge

Жыл бұрын

Last I checked it's less the app adding on fees and usually the restaurant adding on to the cost because the delivery app charges the restaurant to delivery to you too.

@KiezieBoo

Жыл бұрын

@@Furluge Thats not how it works *i decided*

@wck

Жыл бұрын

@@Furluge it's 100% not the app adding markup to menu items. The app takes a cut of all restaurant orders that is so large that it literally wipes out the profit margin for the restaurant. So in turn, the restaurant adds like 30-40% markup to every menu item if you order through a delivery app. In the end, I don't know why or how this has become a better option for restaurants than simply hiring a driver.

@markmac2206

Жыл бұрын

i guess they should call these the "just how freakin lazy are you?" fees.

"You sure are asking a lot of questions." "So?" "So that's a $20 fee for using customer support."

@Najolve

Жыл бұрын

Oh we've literally got that from a software provider at my job. They had changed something and I had to call them to get it setup again (they were the only ones with admin rights to make the change), then a week later our bean-counter asked me what the $200 fee from them was for.

@leyrua

Жыл бұрын

@@Najolve Oh, that's dirty. Just give me the admin privileges myself, please. Speaking AS the software developer for my department.

@Najolve

Жыл бұрын

@@leyrua Yup. We generally hate them but we lack options for reasonable alternatives that would make a transition worth it. The only bright side is I do have data admin rights so I ended up writing my own program that fixes some of their problems and automates various processes. I would write my own program (C# has become my bread and butter) but I'm the only IT personnel so I've got to handle everything and don't have time to develop full time.

@chrisbiro7612

Жыл бұрын

Well yeah, obviously 🤣

@leyrua

Жыл бұрын

@@Najolve Oh geez. I feel you. All of the deadlines for my projects, ALL of my projects, were last week. I've been skipping lunches and I still can't keep up with the timelines that my supervisors came up with. Granted, it's _partially_ because the other developer quit unexpectedly.

Yeah ordering food nowadays is super easy but definitely an inconvenience

@andyaquitaine4225

Жыл бұрын

I’m stealing that one

@FlyingZard11

Жыл бұрын

@@andyaquitaine4225 No, no. This is where YOU say "Oh really?" C'mon, Andy.

@nicka3017

Жыл бұрын

@@FlyingZard11 Whoops!

@antoineratonie8033

Жыл бұрын

@@nicka3017 Whoopsie

@toivosatela6087

Жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow... wow

"what if I pick it up myself?" "Then the price goes down from 75.81 to 15 bucks"

@i_fuk_religion

Жыл бұрын

There is a service "cancellation" fee of $100.

@memerminecraft3226

Жыл бұрын

@@i_fuk_religion and the processing fee for that is $500

@turbo_marc

Жыл бұрын

Worth it

@yonatanmonneler1744

Жыл бұрын

then you need to pay for the gas, or to the delivery car's gas

@RunToEternity

Жыл бұрын

Did you click the coupon? "yes" Then you saved $31.21, so that comes to $23.31 after tax. "when you put it like that it sounds good." -I know right?

I love that these sketches have basically become a way for Ryan to vent

@dadadadave9652

11 ай бұрын

But his vents are so relevant to what we all think!

@r2dezki

7 ай бұрын

That's how every comedian handles things 😂

@Durandune

6 ай бұрын

"Walker Taxes Ranger"

@factorfitness3713

5 ай бұрын

He vents for all of us.

3 more actual fees he missed (I've paid for all 3 of these): 1. Gas prices went up fee 2. Your order is heavy fee 3. Local ordinance fee - literally means the government passed a law to make them do something, and they're going to charge their customers a fee until the law is repealed.

@bigbrainisaac2407

Жыл бұрын

Small order fee too, then add more it becomes a heavy order fee

@Mew_Mokuba_Akari

Жыл бұрын

Scratch that last part. Even if whatever law is repealed they will keep the fee due to being pissed off that the law had inconvenienced them. It's the law was repealed but we don't care that it has fee.

@JS-rv3et

Жыл бұрын

fuck your complaint i aint carrying 5 38 pack of soda 4 cases of water 10 2 liters and 2 24 packs of beer up 4 flights of stairs with your 40 pound bag of dog food for 7.80 which is what insta cart gets paid without tips. so yeah fuck you go buy your own shit then

@popeyethesailorman7850

Жыл бұрын

I have to get out my car fee, I have to walk to your door fee, I may have to interact with you fee. your barking dog scared me fee.

@libertarianguy5567

Жыл бұрын

You forgot the road maintenance fee, vehicle maintenance fee, dry cleaning fee for those times the food got all over the drivers clothes, the licensing fee (both business and driver's), I could really go on forever here...

Them delivery prices make you recheck the fridge 😂

@camelopardalis84

Жыл бұрын

The cheese spread is still mouldy and you don't have anything to spread it onto anyway.

@StephanieJeanne

Жыл бұрын

Which I do all the time after I try ordering with "the app"

@bacoguy

Жыл бұрын

@@camelopardalis84 But, you also won't be broke from eating it.... Probably.

@deusvult6920

Жыл бұрын

@@camelopardalis84 just go to Wendy's yourself dude. Stop being lazy

@camelopardalis84

Жыл бұрын

@@bacoguy Your body might be broken. And, oh yes. If you need medical assistance and are in the US, that could lead to you being broke. The cheese spread example was inspired by real-life events that went down in my flat just hours ago. I heavily fictionalised them, though.

Tipping culture is starting to make me so angry. How can these companies so blatantly gouge us then turn around and go, "btw can you make sure my employee gets a living wage thanks." Mind-boggling.

@Sylvershade

Жыл бұрын

Most tipped employees make 15 to 25 an hour and aren't taxed on most cash tips. I took a 16 an hour job after being a server and I made significantly less plus it was fully taxed. Went from making around 38k a year with only 26k being reported for taxes to making 28k a year fully taxed. Tipped employees got you fooled thinking they don't make much.

@steffenhjbjergjensen5489

Жыл бұрын

I dont tip at all, pay your own employes🤬

@evanhuizenga8626

Жыл бұрын

@@steffenhjbjergjensen5489 If you want companies to pay their employees, you probably shouldn't be supporting the companies who don't pay their employees. Ordering food without tipping just makes sure the company will keep chugging along and screwing drivers, while ALSO not helping the drivers out.

@nikushim6665

Жыл бұрын

With gig economics tipping culture is only a tiny fraction of the problem. Take uber drivers for example, they pay for gas, insurance, car maintenance, value depreciation, and are contracted as self employed so have to file as 1099 under taxes. Yet uber takes like a 85% cut and massively overcharges the passenger (passenger assumes its all going to the driver, so they don't tip). End of the day after expenses the driver is making less than half of min wage.

@SamBrickell

Жыл бұрын

Tipping has been around for a long f u c k i n g time. Also, how are you being gouged? Are you actually agreeing to these apps instead of seeing them as a monumental ripoff?

Accurate... DoorDash, Arby's = $25 UberEats, Arby's = $31 If I go there myself = $14 Kinda ridiculous...you shouldn't be aiming to make as much or more than the places you deliver for.

@tonyj9743

6 ай бұрын

eww! Arbys!

@tairikuokami

6 ай бұрын

I guess that depends, I once ordered a burger from accross the street because of a promotion and even with the tip, it was cheaper, yet the driver got angry at me for it, ridiculous.

@Dr.Cosmar

6 ай бұрын

@@tairikuokami "I GuESs ThAt DePEnedS" [on if I had a promotion or not.] Pretty sure nobody has mentioned promotional rates until you. You should quit speaking online if you are going to sound this ridiculous. Maybe lay off the hard drugs. Let your brain develop into adult hood a bit more... whatever you need to do, fk off somewhere else to figure it out.

@legocat0306

5 ай бұрын

Or if you just idk select pick up it will drop all of those fees off unless you can’t select pickup then tell that restaurant to fuck off and find another or just go to that place and get food.

@Dr.Cosmar

5 ай бұрын

@@legocat0306 Then you have the markup. Sevis burritos just around the corner. I do pickup all the time. My typical order of $12, is actually only $8 directly through them.

“Of course there’s a Fee Fee fee Fee Fee ain’t free!” Ryan’s genius really shines through in this episode!

@jdenney9446

Жыл бұрын

It's great to see that he's back to rattling off stuff like that 🤣🤣🤣

@TakBonez

Жыл бұрын

Walker Taxes Ranger 💀

@dylanrichards8414

Жыл бұрын

@@llamawalrushybrid its actually Fefe

@ClokworkGremlin

Жыл бұрын

I was surprised they didn't have an inconvenience fee to go with the convenience fee.

@kennethnwebb

Жыл бұрын

it that a singer?

Back taxes, front taxes, side taxes, taxi taxes, taxidermy taxes, Walker Taxes Ranger 😂😂😂😂

@Timmycoo

Жыл бұрын

That Walker Taxes Ranger got me good lol.

@bentonrp

Жыл бұрын

When Chuck Norris orders delivery on an app, he gets an alert from his bank flagging him for a suspicious deposit amount.

@Evansgr123

Жыл бұрын

I almost spit out the foot I just had delivered when I heard that. I would have had to charge him a fee if I had...

You already lost me at $10 sandwich

@NAFProjects

Жыл бұрын

I mean, like, it can be a really big sandwich, or a really good sandwich Cheesesteaks and hoagies count as sandwiches

@GT_Void

Жыл бұрын

Subway and any hamburger not made at a FF restaurant.

@Cherrydrewbilee

Жыл бұрын

Ryan’s from Montreal and most Provinces in Canada have higher wages so things tend to cost more. Of course the wages aren’t the real issue, because the buying power of current minimum wages is still lower than the buying power of wages when minimum was $8. Thé fact of the matter is there’s more people and less stuff in the world

@sander1645

Жыл бұрын

well what do you expect, it's a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it, these things are worth a lot!

@Geraduss

Жыл бұрын

I can get a full meal with soup, salad, two stakes and a side order or mashed home grown potatoes at a nearby restaurant for 7$...

The amount of times I’ve gone to use a delivery app, got to the checkout page and decided not to proceed because of the horrible added fees. Makes whatever is the the cupboard suddenly much more appealing.

I remember the first time I used a food app that offered my first delivery free. Then it told me my first delivery for a $5 sandwich was going to come out to $18. I deleted the app and walked the 5 blocks. Great apps to promote getting out of the house though I guess.

@soundscape26

Жыл бұрын

True... often these apps appeal to our tendency for being lazy.

@nicetrythief8347

Жыл бұрын

sometimes I won’t even go outside I’ll just accept my fate and starve

@shawnparkspost

Жыл бұрын

Food delivery apps are the new Pokemon Go.

@robsutton3092

Жыл бұрын

Where did you get the $5 sandwich. That sounds like a good deal nowadays!

@Celestial_Wing

Жыл бұрын

They didn't bother to deliver my food, they left it at the restaurant where it got cold crusty and hard as a rock. Had to show up in person myself to get it, and only then did a doordasher show up to pick up my food, over 2 hours AFTER I placed the order! Then the dude had the audacity to get made at me when he realized I was picking it up myself and canceling the order.

"FIne I'll take your sandwich for 87 dollars." "Thank you, here's your order" "This isn't what I ordered" "But its FOOD. You're being really selfish and greedy right now. Be grateful for once."

@ThePinkerton1776

Жыл бұрын

and its ALWAYS cold and soggy.

@Failedlegend

Жыл бұрын

Also our GPS told your driver to drive around in circles for 20 minutes first, no reason except we penalize their pay if they don't follow our GPS route exactly so we screw with them as much as possible to either make them waste gas and look dumb or get penalized. Sometimes its so bad they owe US money for ignoring it too much. Oh and don't forget we also charge the restaurant for using our service to...they get all the same random ass fees...probably even more.

@tokyworld

Жыл бұрын

I already paid the grateful fee fee

@ThePinkerton1776

Жыл бұрын

@@tokyworld but did you pay the they already picked up the food that was done 35minutes ago and took 45 additional minutes to deliver it 3 miles away fee?

@Conorator

Жыл бұрын

You need to be more grateful, it's tough times.

I love it when food apps try to gaslight me into giving them my life savings of $14.

Oh wow! I was definitely not expecting a Fefe Dobson reference. Got a chuckle from me 😆

I like how the delivery app was genuinely angry that he was thinking about not using him so he raised the price.

@fnors2

Жыл бұрын

It was more of a "we both know you are too lazy to make yourself a sandwich, so you'll pay no matter what" kind of look rather than the app being angry.

@voidboi2831

Жыл бұрын

I think it was like “are you going to make a sandwich though?”

@nero3700

Жыл бұрын

It's tough times!

@Youtube_is_Trash

Жыл бұрын

I used one of those app once cause working out of town, I order like every weeks, but never again. It's just trash, people are really poignantly foolish for doing business with those services. Gen z and millennials be shitting on boomers but that's our legacy to the world, overpriced services and underpaid gig workers. We really not better, not a bit.

@cynthash100

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was inflation.

Ryan still hasn’t lost his edge. This is already a new favorite.

@TechDove

Жыл бұрын

69 likes. Nice

@TechDove

Жыл бұрын

Ah dang it

@projekttaku1

Жыл бұрын

when will he?

@SweboySMM2

Жыл бұрын

Nah, _'The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction'_ will always be my favorite :-D

@bentonrp

Жыл бұрын

The man's a genius !

I vaguely remember wanting to use one of those apps while hanging out with friends. Order wasn't cheap, but the final checkout with all the crap added on was ludicrously expensive. Part way through reading the fees I just said "Fuck it", sat in the rental car I had at the time, drove over and just bought the food at the place itself. Ended up being cheaper than it was in the app before all the fees got added too.

I genuinely don’t know how anyone can afford to have food delivered. I can barely afford groceries from the store!

@TheRealCatof

Жыл бұрын

They can't afford it. Most people using these types of apps are lazy and have tons of debt to begin wtih.

@8Paul7

6 ай бұрын

What country are you in? I live in post-communist czechland, order about 25 meals a month, it comes to around 400 dollars in total, then after paying rent and rest of the food money, I still have around 700 dollars to spare, most of which I save. That said, food prices have gone up insanely over the past two years, but not enough to give me problems.

@iwasanMBTInerd

5 ай бұрын

They are the same fuckers that complain about capitalism on Reddit. They have no money management skills and blow their income on Doordash, videogames, and Funkopops

@lightfm90

5 ай бұрын

@@8Paul7 Lmao spending 400 dollars in food ordering is awful financial management.

@HaggisMuncher-69-420

5 ай бұрын

Because we're not all broke...?

As an UberEats driver, this gave me life. 😂 and yeah, NONE of those special fees go to us.

@Gamelover254

Жыл бұрын

Asking cause I get Uber eats a lot (I order small things lmao) how much of the tip goes to you directly?

@Dark-Fenrir_65

Жыл бұрын

@@Gamelover254 2%

@lightweight1889

Жыл бұрын

That's 102% too much, dud.

@Lynwood_Jackson

Жыл бұрын

My favorite was when the app would glitch out before you got to the person's apartment and you would call Uber to have them give you the address, but they were too incompetent to read an apartment number, so they would cancel the order and then resubmit it - removing the tip entirely, and you wouldn't get paid for the delivery either so you just wasted 20 minutes driving across town and got exactly nothing in return.

@Lynwood_Jackson

Жыл бұрын

Or when some creep follows you in their car and tries to attack you for no particular reason, so you call the police as you try to flee and they inform you that it's not illegal to try and run someone off the road while screaming threats out their window. Sorry bro, your Taco Bell is cold but I wasn't tryna die over it for 97 cents. That was the last time I delivered food. Not fucking worth it.

Delivery apps have made me eat local a lot more! I see the price with the convenience fee for meals under $15, plus service and delivery fees, and I realize I can call up the local place, go on a nice five minute bike ride, and eat my food and be back by the time the delivery driver would have arrived anyway.

@shlomoshlomo963

Жыл бұрын

I have to ask , wtf is going on with deliveries in America. Here we pay 3-6 dollars for the delivery and we usually don't tip the delivery guy at all (because i payed for delivery already so i ain't gonna give him money for delivering the food lmao) . And people here already call them too greedy for taking the 4 dollars for delivery lmao how the hell does it work in America? ( well tbf here you can only deliver food that cost 15$ any lower and they won't deliver)

@chrismclean3848

Жыл бұрын

@@shlomoshlomo963 i wish it was like that here… American corporations are GREEDY

@Liusila

Жыл бұрын

@@shlomoshlomo963 It’s the same in London, I’m gonna look into this “taking a nice 5min ride” thing too.

@andre97621

Жыл бұрын

@@shlomoshlomo963 it's simple. Let's say your minimum wage is 15 an hour. Delivery guy is being paid 3 bucks for a 25 minute delivery. There's gas, ware and tare on the car itself and the delivery drivers time. Gas is $1.50 a litter. Do you get it? Don't want to pay them to do it? Fine no one will do the job and you can go get it yourself.

@jordanrobinson5346

Жыл бұрын

@@shlomoshlomo963 America is ruthlessly capitalistic. In other words…”Money over everything”

I’m convinced that these Food Delivery Apps are just a social experiment to see how willing people are to pay outrageously high prices for mostly lower-quality food without any chance to send the food back if the order is wrong or badly cooked.

@Ryan George, keep up the great work sir. Bringing humor to people and lightening our days (and hopefully yours) is a wonderful thing to do. Again thank you. I've been a professional delivery driver and in customer service for decades and now I'm a contractor for a couple of delivery on demand services and this is really true and really funny. As most of these services operate in the red, I don't like customers getting hit for a ton of fees and have never liked any type of gratuity. Way back if you rendered good quality service with professional courtesy, then that would most of the time convince people that you had rendered good customer service and earned a tip. This whole entitlement system has been a massive negative for anyone in any customer service industry. Though in all honesty it just means you have to work harder, especially if you care about doing a good job and taking care of your customers.

I love the tipping logic. That's how I always feel. Why I am asked to give a bigger tip because the restaurant doesn't pay their employees enough?

@TheFinalChapters

Жыл бұрын

It's just another corporate scam. If employees don't make enough, that's on the employer. If I don't like the service, I won't go back.

@grogdizzy5814

Жыл бұрын

it's also only a thing in america

@almightyshippo1197

Жыл бұрын

I hate with these apps that they ask me to tip before I get my food. Dude, I don't know how good the service will be, why the hell would I tip now?!

@whitewolf617

Жыл бұрын

@@almightyshippo1197 or better yet... when they ask you to make a tip in advance while ordering ahead and picking it up in person...

@almightyshippo1197

Жыл бұрын

@@whitewolf617 It would be great if they gave you a tip instead in that case, lol.

"You're the one that's supposed to pay them" "Yeah but it's tough times so we're not gonna." Corporations in a nutshell LOL

@Ronaldo-eu1nz

Жыл бұрын

Yo 🔥kzread.info/dash/bejne/pJh-m8Ssfpqwcdo.html.

Lately, every time I think about getting food delivered, I just go get it, cuz damn it’s expensive

Customer: You have an outsourced call center? Food Delivery Service: TOUGH TIMES!!!!!!!!!

I like how every time he interacts with an app, he's in some dark shadow realm. Pretty accurate depiction of the internet

@jameswhitley4101

Жыл бұрын

The internet is a plane of never-ending darkness

@johannesseyfried7933

Жыл бұрын

@@jameswhitley4101 Oh THAT'S where the Losers of a Shadow Game in Yu-Gi-Oh are sent!😄

@LilianaKali

Жыл бұрын

@@johannesseyfried7933 This comment gives me happy nostalgic feels! Thanks for writing it!

@projekttaku1

Жыл бұрын

"Where will all the money go to?" "THE SHADOW REALM!"

@cwcpants140

Жыл бұрын

Kaiba tho

I love the "convenience fee" when I pay a bill online. It is literally cheaper and instant to pay it online, vs an employee that has to make an envelope and mail it, receive the check, put the data in by hand.

@ekkehard8

Жыл бұрын

Some mobile service, I think metroPC, has a in-store fee instead. 3$ for paying in-person

@robertbeisert3315

Жыл бұрын

"Delivery fee" for digital tickets. It literally takes more processing power to render the screen than it does to deliver the QR code to your email, but that'll be $15.98 per QR code

@BB-ce5ev

Жыл бұрын

@@ekkehard8 Because a lot of metros customers are forced to come in and pay it as they tend to be lower socio economic status people who rely on their phone for internet as well. No phone service no internet. Force an extra $3 out of them.

@jackruch3526

Жыл бұрын

69 likes nice

@cwcpants140

Жыл бұрын

Squeezing money unnecessarily out of consumers is tight!!!

Big kudos to Ryan for getting some of those sentences out. That 'Fifi fee fee' thing, omg.

Good job Ryan, that was funny as hell!😂

*At least when Ryan delivers my food he'll say "hi there hello"*

@Cuzjudd

Жыл бұрын

He's nothing if not very polite

@woodrick88

Жыл бұрын

"I think you'll find that comes under the $10 civility fee which you didn't pay" "Oops" "Oopsy"

@JS-rv3et

Жыл бұрын

did you pay the greetings fee?

@JBBell

Жыл бұрын

"It's me, the appstronaut"

@rocketgroot4311

Жыл бұрын

@@Cuzjudd *WOW wow Wow!!..*

But without all the fees and taxes how else would the company barely pay the drivers?

@08Muthutech

Жыл бұрын

They get a commission from the restaurants on every order already

@maxsalmon4980

Жыл бұрын

It's actually SUPER easy! Barely an inconvenience! They'll just pool all the tips and fees, and make the drivers compete for them in vicious Hunger-Games style bloodmatches! Oh, did I say 'all?' I meant like...ten percent.

@Seth9809

Жыл бұрын

Also a ton of these companies are somehow not profitable.

@captainbiookkusu

Жыл бұрын

@@maxsalmon4980 i would pay to watch that

@romainsavioz5466

Жыл бұрын

@@captainbiookkusu But it's tough times

What’s even crazier is that despite all these fees. Not one of these services are profitable

i stopped using these kind of apps like a year and a half ago and haven't looked back... its so much better making your own food then just going out to restaurants occasionally

@39mack23

Жыл бұрын

Pure facts

@akirak1871

9 ай бұрын

I never used them myself, but judging from seeing friends/family/co-workers use them, it seems like it's a rare event that the entire order is complete, correct, and not disheveled as though it's been on a rollercoaster. I'm with you - just make your own food, go eat in the restaurant now and then as a treat, and if you're extremely busy or something, just pick food up and take it home yourself.

I remember about a month ago I saw there was an additional fee for the “fuel surcharge”. I figured that was fair enough given the gas price situation, and then add me living in a sort of more rural area. Alright, fair enough. I guess I’ll pay this non-optional fuel surcharge. And then they rode up to my door on a bicycle. The one and only time a delivery person delivered *without* a car. Guess they fueled up on Gatorade?

@spencers4121

Жыл бұрын

How much you want to bet the fuel surcharge didn't even 100% go to the driver if he was in a car.

@raney150

Жыл бұрын

The fuel charge goes to the driver even if it is someone on a bike. And they don't differentiate. Plus some of these apps have a problem with a lot of people saying they're in a car but actually using a bike.

@jakegarrett8109

Жыл бұрын

@@raney150 I'd pay more to opt for someone to be green and work their butt off for the money, so they should add that as an option (then I'll build a mansion on the top of a really tall hill so it says its 0.1 miles, but its also 5 miles straight up... mwahahaha!)

@mytech6779

Жыл бұрын

@@jakegarrett8109 0.1 to the mailbox, then 10miles of private road... unpaved at that. I think they can flag addresses with strangeness though.

@jakegarrett8109

Жыл бұрын

@@mytech6779 News: Eccentric billionaire makes house on top of artificial mount Everest, just so he can watch delivery boys struggle for a $5 tip. Haha, that would be an epic level troll and publicity stunt.

This is completely accurate. You should also do instacart, where they try to substitute things you don't want, tell you about it too late, tell you they'll remove them, charge you for them, and then keep them for themselves.

@stephenkrahling1634

Жыл бұрын

hey that's mostly the individual drivers... and tbh they get paid like 10 dollars per delivery so without a tip, or even with the tip for smaller orders they're usually in a hurry to try and make more than like $8 an hour

@AndiGravity

Жыл бұрын

What pisses me off is Amazon's Fresh service automatically adding things they've decided you'll like to your cart, and then emailing you to tell you they've helpfully already created a cart full of groceries for you. Now, if you'd like to either log on and pay for the things they've decided you want, they'll be happy to deliver them to you.

@MsCatfish4

Жыл бұрын

Like when they switch my ice creams for ice lollies I don’t even like and didn’t tell me so only found out when i was unpacking my shopping

@JS-rv3et

Жыл бұрын

@@stephenkrahling1634 try 7.80..

@JS-rv3et

Жыл бұрын

much like ANY HUMAN like the uber customers who GET their food then call uber and complain it never got there I an instacart driver. had people put a tip on an order of 60+ items have 4 cases of water several boxes of soda and a 40 pound bag a of dog food and buncha 2 liters and a case of beer. then because they have 48 hours to adjust the tip they completely remove the tip and i end up getting paid 7.80 for shopping it all loading it unloading it and carrying it to YOUR FUCKING DOOR. up 4 flights of stairs... also maybe if you fucking answered your god damn phone when i sent you pictures of the EMPTY SHEVES asking if you want a refund or replacement. also when i ask what you want replacement for. they do not have ben and jerrys they chocomonkey but they have 4 other kinds of chocolate banana ice cream which one would you like. DO NOT REPLY . yes I SAID WHICH ONE TOU MUST CHOOSE or get nothing

And that is the reason I bypassing "service" delivery and calling restaurants directly...I mean those who keeps their own drivers.

@stop08it

Жыл бұрын

Literally had a worker at a restaurant tell me to do the same in the future and this was a pickup order.

the line delivery is top notch and just makes it so much funnier

I've tried ordering through these delivery sites a few times and can never bring myself to pull the trigger. Every single time I end up looking at final price that I could use on week's worth of groceries instead.

@aidankelley2696

Жыл бұрын

yah in the beginning, they were a cool concept, but ever since the pandemic hit, they got greedy, charging what ever exorbitant prices they want and its funny because their prices will just make me more inclined to leave the house, better off wasting 30 minutes picking up food myself than wasting 1-2 hours in wage money

@TDPEquinox

Жыл бұрын

only one I found to be even remotely worth it was door dash, because their $10/monthly subscription gave you free delivery. Except they charge an extra 15 or so % on menu items, and their subscription changed so it's no longer free delivery (it's like a discounted delivery); so it's no longer worth it. I used it a lot before I could drive, but now I can drive, fuck them.

@yourdadsotherfamily3530

Жыл бұрын

No joke tried to order from a breakfast diner place over night cause it’s 24/7 but the staff there kept canceling the order when I know for a fact they SLOWWWWW as hell at this location and hour lol so I tried to order the next day at 12:10 noon just passed. No joke drivers from DD kept picking up the food at the place after they finally agreed to make it the next day at noon but THREE drivers separately drove there ‘picked up’ the food and drove off after canceling the order. So three drivers got to eat for free but all risked cancellation with DD to do that shiii xD it wasn’t even on a holiday or a Sunday when they are busy it was the slowest location at the slowest business hours for them. It took till 3:45pm that day to get refunded from DD and got 5-7$ more but it wasn’t worth waiting 3.5 hrs to find that out. What was annoying was I tipped well both times .-. Like I do instacart so I tipped 5-7$ or something and lost that I’m the process so it really was just a big ass waste of time. Fuck the food delivery apps man

@yourdadsotherfamily3530

Жыл бұрын

@@TDPEquinox aGREED’ lol

@BuIIet

Жыл бұрын

It's not greed, it's desperation on the verge of bankruptcy. Doordash and Uber have never made a profit, Grubhub makes a few cents per order. These debt-heavy startups are only sustainable when the fed prints, they don't survive a recession. Maybe it's greedy to expect food fresh prepared by a chef and then delivered to your door in less than an hour for $10 as if that was ever realistically sustainable.

"You gotta tip the driver, he deserves to be paid for delivering your food!" "Isn't paying the driver what the 'delivery fee' is for?"

@waclac

Жыл бұрын

No, delivery fee is them using their own car putting wear and tear on it. tips are different that’s just the customer being nice

@raney150

Жыл бұрын

Lol, no. If you don't tip, the apps pay the driver based on distance and estimated time. And it is not very generous. Kind of ridiculous when they charge so many fees and also often charge more for the item than you would going into the store.

@waclac

Жыл бұрын

@@raney150 yes, that’s literally what they tell you when you become a delivery driver. the delivery fee is for the wear and tear you put on your car for that delivery. example: your tires being used, your oil being used, the miles you put on the car, ext..

@Alkis05

Жыл бұрын

@@waclac That is what they say to American delivery drivers. Everywhere else the delivery fee is for wear and tear AND to pay the driver. No one tips drivers where I live.

@johnmorphy5435

Жыл бұрын

@@Alkis05 Yes in most of Europe tipping is completely up to the customer and delivery drivers rarely get them outside of small amounts but in no way is it factored into pay. You are hired to do a job just like everyone else which is covered by the person who hired you and not the paying customers pocket on top of their bill🤣🤣 What kind of dumb logic are Americans allowing employer's to pull on them. Get a different job that doesn't rely on tips. Literally any other menial job is better. Once there's a shortage of worker's the pay automatically goes up out of necessity

you forgot to mention that the 10 dollar sandwhich is actually 17 dollars on the delivery app

@chengyangooi4694

Жыл бұрын

Damn true

@VogtTD

Жыл бұрын

You have it backwards. It's ten bucks on the app and 8 bucks in store.

@stonespider

Жыл бұрын

​@@VogtTD your ass is backwards.. check again

LOL! "Walker Taxes Ranger" I swear Ryan you are the best.

"Donation processing fee" was absolute genius. Hahaha. So true with all these companies doing that exact crap. And with fuel prices. Pfft foget about it! *In a thick Italian accent*

@ntandosekay

Жыл бұрын

Italian accent 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

@NeoKailthas

Жыл бұрын

It's tough times

@blackleague212

Жыл бұрын

@@ntandosekay its called "get off your lazy ass and learn to cook. stop giving the money to these companies and fools driving around on bikes. Tell their ugly asses to get jobs too god damnit. "

@DustinBarlow8P

Жыл бұрын

Yea I find myself cooking a giant pot of noodles, throwing some steak seasoning on them and boom there is dinner!.... Not exactly chef quality but it is cheap!

@cougar2013

Жыл бұрын

Gotta love that sweet Biden economy. Get Daddy Trump back in there.

Fun fact, the "charity donation" part can't be used as tax refund for you, but it can for the company. Always say no to those and give instead directly to a local food bank or something.

@iwatchwithnoads7480

Жыл бұрын

Just claim the tax credit and say sorry if you're audited. You did donate, so you didn't lie and you're not wrong. Also, companies get tax deduction (unlike your tax credit). Since that's not really their profit as they're giving it away, that's sensible and fair. The real benefit they get is PR and to condition customers to open wallets more.

@Kait_B_

Жыл бұрын

@@iwatchwithnoads7480 Yeah... cause I'm really gonna risk that with the IRS, who could just take all of my money and everything I own anyways because I made a mistake. No thanks.

@treblandford4117

Жыл бұрын

If you actually give to a local food bank or something than say no to those sure. If you however are like most people and don’t donate to charities and can’t be bothered , than by all means who cares who is getting the tax credit , it’s still charity for a good cause give the dang 1$ out of your 80$ purchase of hot Cheetos and self indulgent junk for yourself. It’s better than not donating at all.

@shawnsg

Жыл бұрын

@@iwatchwithnoads7480 well it is lying if you knowingly if you try to deduct charitable donations that you KNOW aren't deductible. Individuals take deductions too. A person doesn't get a charitable donation tax credit for instance. There are also tax credits for businesses.

@electricbayonet2

Жыл бұрын

@@iwatchwithnoads7480 You could have just saved time by saying you’ve never done your own taxes before.

OMG YOU SAID FEFE DOBSON!!! You’re the best! (Immediately jumps over to fefe music, after a few more of your videos of course)

I’ve never ordered anything from a food app, and this has just cemented the reason why I never will.

I've been living in Korea where the only fee is a food delivery fee and its incredibly reasonable ($3-4). When I visited back home to the US a few months ago, I was floored at how much it cost to get a meal delivered!

@sayuas4293

Жыл бұрын

Ripping each other off is a national sport in the US

@robotbutterflies

Жыл бұрын

It's the great American pastime of, "because we can, that's why".

@jonathanallard2128

Жыл бұрын

Capitalism, bitches! You(r ancestors) asked for it!

@BeaverChainsaw

Жыл бұрын

@@robotbutterflies delivery companies were virtually subsidized by venture capital. When shareholders realized companies were actually losing money per delivery, Uber and delivery companies had to tack on fees to prove they can be financially viable That’s capitalism for ya

@sirpieman300

Жыл бұрын

@@BeaverChainsaw maybe the ceos should drop their own wages if there so unprofitable

food delivery in 2022 is super hard, always an inconvenience

Agh I hate how accurate this is.

Walker Taxes Ranger is genius, thank you for including that!

Yeah, I looked into one of those a few years back while I was feeling lazy, wanting to get food from one of my regular spots. I am well-versed in the menu of the place and noticed instantly that the prices for everything on the app's menu was more than $4 higher per item than in store and immediately noped out. Didn't even make it far enough to see how abusive the charges and fees would be.

@darkastre8178

Жыл бұрын

I tried to buy a pack of nugget for 9$ but noticed the total was 25$ I just like tf happened

@keelahrose

Жыл бұрын

There’s a great story of a guy making a bunch of money ordering his own food from a delivery company that added his restaurant to their menu without his permission. He delivered himself empty pizza boxes and kept reusing them and made a killing.

@LittleDanny9899

Жыл бұрын

@@keelahrose Wait how? if he orders it then he pays for it even if the Delivery company (that litteraly had nothing to do with him) Would make all the deliverys 100% free of charge for him he would just be even (exept he would have to pay taxes on the "revenue" his own orders generatet)

@theguythatpissedyouoff3247

Жыл бұрын

@@keelahrose that makes absolutely zero sense 😂😂

@2percentright

Жыл бұрын

@@LittleDanny9899 think it was something crazy where the company added his store and only charged like..$10 bucks when he charges $14. For some reason the company was covering the extra $4 as a way to hook consumers or something. So he just ordered himself a bunch of pizzas and gave the driver a mock pizza. Over and over. Gaining $4 every time. I'll try and dig up the article

"Yeah but it's tough times so we're not gonna..." Perfect delivery from the perfect comedian. ...about delivery.

omg this was so on point!! Ryan you Really should do one on concerts fees!! that alone is a touchy just straight up robbing us blind ridiculous stuff the online tickets purchases charges!

Best thing about these clips is that even though you want to laugh you can't because you then realize how accurate it really is.

At this point I've resolved to going out and getting it myself, no matter how tired or down I'm feeling. I'll feel better knowing I just saved 30 bucks

@charliericker274

Жыл бұрын

You will also feel better getting out of the house. If I feel tired and down, I want to stay home, but I always feel better after leaving and doing something productive, even if that is just procuring food. I realize this isn't an answer for everyone, I am not saying "have you tried not being depressed" but also it can't hurt to get out of the house and out of your head for a little bit.

@William91G

Жыл бұрын

You're gonna feel so good saving those 35 bucks.

@nazor1

Жыл бұрын

Only time it’s worth it is when I’m super hungover and can’t manage myself.

@robertnett9793

Жыл бұрын

I don't know how it is where you live, but here in my area, most restaurants with take-out / delivery of their own like it if you call them personally instead of using some delivery service. It's not only more expensive on your end. It seems part of the restaurants profit is taken as a fee by those services. Call your lokal restaurant personally, save them a few bucks and yourself also it what I want to say :D

@MousesHouses

Жыл бұрын

@@robertnett9793 Restaurants lose about 30% of the order total before taxes and fees to most of thr major food apps. That's why they have higher meal prices

This is too true. Even with so called free delivery it winds up costing about the same for me.

@XaadeTheBlade

Жыл бұрын

I love how when they introduced the "subscription" which takes the place of the delivery fee, they introduced a service fee.

@Jamesmatise

Жыл бұрын

It started when they offered free delivery. When the driver showed up he said "that'll be $85" so I punched him in the throat. It is now day 327...if only we knew then what we know now...

You forgot to mention the part where the $10 sandwich is like $6 if you drive to the restaurant and order it yourself. Because apparently it's not good enough to be charging customers out the ass, but they have to take a cut from the restaurants too, so the restaurants in turn add markup to every menu item on the app.

The fact that a DoorDash ad played directly after this video 😂

Man this is too true🤣🤣🤣🤣 The last "Its tough times" that caught me off guard

“Its tough times” “Okay, but maybe the times would be a little less tough if, you know, you actually paid your drivers?” “ITS TOUGH TIMES”

@craigh5236

Жыл бұрын

Definitely not tough times for the companies raking in record profits.

@Marth667

Жыл бұрын

@@craigh5236 *Tough* - *Times*

@1337m4n

Жыл бұрын

"We're all in this together", says corporation raking in record profits because people have literally no other option than to pay them or starve

@dragonsdynamite6403

Жыл бұрын

@@1337m4n or go to a shop

@BeaverChainsaw

Жыл бұрын

In California we have to pay a 2% tax intended to go toward employee healthcare. This law was lobbied hard(millions of dollars to pass the proposition) by food delivery companies so they didn’t have to treat gig workers as actual employees and you know PAY FOR THEIR HEALTHCARE! What other companies pushes the cost of employee healthcare onto the consumer? Worst thing is that we can’t complain about it because voters passed this law!

It's crazy how accurate this is

new to your channel this was hilarious as a consumer this is how I am in my head lol🤣

Lmao I just started doing Ubereats deliveries yesterday, and I gotta say this video is pretty damn accurate haha.

@blackkitty420

Жыл бұрын

Thoughts so far? Sounds interesting

@chimpinaneckbrace

Жыл бұрын

You just signed up? There’s a brand new customer fee. Sorry, tough times.

@stormdoesgaming8919

Жыл бұрын

@@blackkitty420 Honestly, after two days of doing it so far, I can say this: it definitely works as a side gig. If you're unemployed like me, currently can't find a job, and need SOME form of quick income, then I recommend Ubereats if you have a car, a phone, and people skills. Only downside to it for me personally, is I know it can't sustain me for too long, especially with the prices of gas. But income is income, so for now I'm grateful to even be doing this:)

@andrewkaminskas7721

Жыл бұрын

plenty of work out there to be had, just have to actually WORK. not gonna get a 100k offer if you dont put in the time

I cook in a restaurant and there’s no way in hell I will ever order anything from these food delivery services. What a racket.

@vegeta8169

Жыл бұрын

Why?

@edwardlassiter5012

Жыл бұрын

Likewise. The handling of food is amazing pathetic. And the drivers are, for the most part, absolutely bonkers.

@vegeta8169

Жыл бұрын

@@edwardlassiter5012 🤣

@ConeJellos

Жыл бұрын

I don't think McDonald's counts as a restaurant.

@aerrae5608

Жыл бұрын

I used to think that myself when I worked at Jersey Mikes and Sushi Maki... but when you get a better job and start making enough that 30 dollars isn't going to kill you once a week and you're feeling lazy as hell, you just go ahead and do it and slap 25% on it.

The burger in the thumbnail looks amazing.

i Love the "F**k You Fee" and "it's Tough Times! Pay Me!!" Lines Lol

I remember years ago, you would just call the restaurant for food. They would deliver it, and you would give them a tip. And that was it.

@gwkiv1458

Жыл бұрын

Now they make coffee mugs and toothbrushes that have apps

@MST9525

Жыл бұрын

When can I order a hooker

@matthewrohner3743

Жыл бұрын

Yeah this wasn't a thing for most restaurants. Unless it magically was before the 70s. Years ago I'd call the restaurant for food, and go pick it up (and give them a tip).

@greg5892

Жыл бұрын

Yup. This is because these companies worked very hard to ensure they’re the only option now.

@keelahrose

Жыл бұрын

I really miss those days. In some countries it still works like that. Now even pizza and Chinese places can’t get dedicated drivers so they just use apps.

“How is that different from the service tax” “It costs more” “Dang it!” This is too honest

I've just had a power outage and I was considering ordering food. Thanks George.

😂 So true! That's how I feel every single time I order off these food apps.

I feel like this actually happened to him, and his way of ranting about it is in the form of glorious comedy. Tough times.

@robertnett9793

Жыл бұрын

As the saying goes: It's the pain that makes a great artist.

@Littletime839

Жыл бұрын

Most of his comedy skits suggest first hand experience. I also get the impression that Ryan is a bit of an introvert at heart (takes one to know one)

@Maazitung

Жыл бұрын

I believe this logic applies to his cat videos too.

@robertnett9793

Жыл бұрын

@@Littletime839 Could be. A lot of seemingly outgoing youtubers turned out to be introverts or have social anxiety and such things. It's a way to express oneself without having to expose oneself...

@findthebox8623

Жыл бұрын

Though times

You forgot one important thing, the delivery discount for spending more. "That'll be $75.23 sir, but if you add an $8 desert and $5 bottled soda the total will be $56.28 instead"

@emilysmith6897

Жыл бұрын

Ah the discount for giving you a sugar addiction. Like a literal drug cartel getting you hooked.

@TheScarletSlayer

Жыл бұрын

I mean hey you are offering more for less so sure

@brushstroke3733

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like my local cable provider.

@TheRealCatof

Жыл бұрын

@@TheScarletSlayer You're still paying more than the food is worth if you just went yourself.

@forget2bhuman993

Жыл бұрын

"$75.23 sir, but if you add an $8 desert and $5 bottled soda the total will be $56.28" not quite like that. more like, 'here is something for 10$ (that should only actually be like 8$) but hey you can get 2 of them for 16$ so you may aswell right' they over charge singular item to encourage you to buy more to get what should be the fair price in the first place.

Absolutely lost it at the Fefe fee and Walker Tax-es Ranger 😭

I don’t order food often at all but when I dash I relate to this on the opposite end of how little I get.

This guy never fails to make me laugh, and this is one of the funniest ones I've seen in a minute. It's so dang true.

@tschaiga308

Жыл бұрын

so u r saying he is bad? bc i dont think u watched many in the past min probably only this one xD

@berdwatcher5125

Жыл бұрын

is your pfp a scorpion fly? and if so, why?

@Conorator

Жыл бұрын

@@berdwatcher5125 probably because they're cool

@berdwatcher5125

Жыл бұрын

@@Conorator cant argue with that

I tried food delivery a couple of times, then I realized I was paying for the right to be told I'm an idiot. It's double the price it would be if I just got off my ass to pick it up, AND it's cold.

@brushstroke3733

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention how soggy your food must be when it gets to you!

@dlibby4979

Жыл бұрын

ITs the "got off my ass" I have a problem with.

@crimsonlightbinder

Жыл бұрын

yup, cold food is what is bothers me. like, you know he went to 4 other places AFTER he picked your food from the restaurant

@matthewrohner3743

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes I let them help me order pickup. At least one of them gives me credits for doing that. Then one day, when I really don't feel like going back out, I order a delivery and get a massive discount off all the stupid up-charges.

What makes this 10x better is i got a doordash ad on this video

Yeah, I stopped buying through those sites when the delivery fees started getting in the range of almost the cost of the meal.

Watching Ryan George videos always helps get us through tough times.

@ThePinkerton1776

Жыл бұрын

ok now you need to pay the helping fee and laugh tax. oh and the getting though surcharge. and sales tax. that will be $6.66 extra

"That'll be $87.32" "Wait, the price went up!" "That's the inflation fee."

This was two days before my birthday last year and I remember laughing really hard 😂

"Walker: Taxes Ranger" lol

"I'll take the $10 sandwich" "Sure, adding the $12 sandwich to your order" "Wait, that sandwich is only $10 on the restaurant's menu or if I order pick-up" "Aw dangit, I was hoping you wouldn't notice that all the prices here are marked up" "So you'll let me pay the same as the real menu, since I'm already paying a ton of other fees?" "No"

@kajerlou

Жыл бұрын

yeah, just show me the normal menu prices and be straight forward with your 20%+ surchage.

@jaroslavhorak341

Жыл бұрын

"Why not?" "You see, we dont control that price. We charge the restaurant 30% of the order to provide this service, so they increase their prices in our app."

@kajerlou

Жыл бұрын

@@jaroslavhorak341 charge the restaurant 30% as a customer then turn around and still charge a fee to the customer ordering food and expect them to pay the employee/independent contractor via "tipping".

@scragar

Жыл бұрын

@@kajerlou It's often really bad. Uber eats charges a fee to the resaurant each month, then a charge for each order, and an additional percentage of the price paid. Then you pay a 10% extra fee when you order + delivery + fee for paying by card. It's not uncommon for uber eats to charge twice as much as simply ordering yourself from the restaurant or, my favourite trick, asking a taxi to pick it up from the drivethrough since $10 for the taxi is almost certainly less than Uber's ridiculous fees.

@Ronaldo-eu1nz

Жыл бұрын

Yo 🔥kzread.info/dash/bejne/pJh-m8Ssfpqwcdo.html.

Ryan always makes me laugh, never fails

@scottandcoke1342

Жыл бұрын

Does he tickle your pickle?

@StevenTwoTwo

Жыл бұрын

He makes you laugh super easily. It's barely an inconvenience for him.

@AshenDemon

Жыл бұрын

I've seen this comment literally everywhere. I'm convinced you're a bot.

@zanehere2044

Жыл бұрын

@@AshenDemon not a bot.

@StevenTwoTwo

Жыл бұрын

@@zanehere2044 Only a bot would say they're not a bot 🧐

I can finally say it back in my down you called a take out place and they shows up and you tip done.

Walker Taxes Ranger!!! Bro, just THAT was worth the fee! 😂

Pro tip: the restaurant itself probably has their own delivery service that won’t charge you anything. Use the app to find the place then call the place itself.

@CrypticCobra

Жыл бұрын

unless it's pizza, it's very rare you find a place that actually delivers.

@hinoakuma6386

Жыл бұрын

@@CrypticCobra not sure if you're joking or that's how it is in your country. Where I'm from it's the opposite. Most pizza places deliver... its pretty much everywhere else you need the apps for lol

@CrypticCobra

Жыл бұрын

@@hinoakuma6386 Try reading what I said again.

@AngryHippy91

Жыл бұрын

@@CrypticCobra So weird. I'm used to seeing misplaced commas on social media, so I actually found the syntax slightly confusing for a moment as well.

@hinoakuma6386

Жыл бұрын

@@CrypticCobra yeh ngl...did not read it like that.

I remember when all delivery companies notified drivers that they understood we were in tough times because of gas prices so they proceeded to say “We are raising your pay! From now on you’ll get payed 0.33 cents instead of 0.32 cents per mile! Hurray!”😂

@mikhailsharon4331

Жыл бұрын

Wait, this is real?

@damian4727

Жыл бұрын

@@mikhailsharon4331 Yeah lol They also have their ways to make the bare minimum for us in legal technical terms.Just business at the end of the day.

@koholos

Жыл бұрын

So quit. You can work a real job and get paid. I can get my coffee quicker because you delivery chucklefucks aren’t clogging the line.

@dapperfan44

Жыл бұрын

You forgot the part where it wasn't even the company paying it, it was a cost they were making the customers pay. How generous.

@scorpiusbalthazar4327

Жыл бұрын

I worked at Big Lots during covid. Since they sell food items, we remained open. Eventually, we got something better than what I'm about to tell you, but initially they gave us all a 10 dollar gift card to Big Lots. I remember saying, "I guess our lives are worth ten bucks".

Walker Taxes Ranger 🤣 this should be on Netflix

In Manhattan all food deliveries were free 24/7 - and cheap The dry cleaner would pick up my clothes and deliver them that evening. The shoe shine place would pick up my shoes in the morning and deliver them that evening On the way home from work I would call the grocery store and order my groceries and they would be delivered by the time I got home just tipped the delivery guy And I remember when cable TV had no commercials or ads because it was a subscription service

1:48 - "..... Walker Taxes Ranger" - brilliant! I nearly upchucked tomorrows breakfast with that one! Thank you Ryan - you the Man.

The other day I was exhausted and wanted to treat myself to delivery of a lil bowl from my fav place and it was going to be like $19 then I was like okay fine I'll cook the food in my house. Fricken outrageous prices making me make healthy life decisions UGH.

@andrewh1113

Жыл бұрын

You are better off calling in and picking it up. The cost of the food is cheaper (the actual price not including any fees) and faster.

@tuseroni6085

Жыл бұрын

I usually go "fine ill drive there myself, but I'm NOT chaging outta my pjs" so I drive up in a tux and pjs.

"Walker Taxes Ranger" took me out 😂😂😂

I’m the kind of person that can’t be guilted with charities. The misery and anger in the person being outraged when I say no completes me.

@RIPJimmyA7X

Жыл бұрын

It especially helps when you realize none of that money actually goes to the people that need help, it just goes to another millionaire

@ZenMonkeyGod

Жыл бұрын

I honestly can't believe people still fall for that.

@masterofnone1481

Жыл бұрын

I want to start trying that

@col.firefly

Жыл бұрын

Name checks out.

@theonebman7581

Жыл бұрын

Tipping culture isn't a thing where I live, tips are voluntary and can sometimes be included into the final purchase at a restaurant However, UberEats, being American, tried implementing a forced tipping fee that ranges from 5% all the way to 200% I just say fuck it and straight up don't tip at all, not my responsibility anyways, and it's so expensive I barely order anyways (2 bucks can give you a full meal here by actually purchasing the ingredients and making it yourself but you'll spend 20 on half a meal at a restaurant) I guess it's funny when you lobby against migration control laws so that you get free and exploitable workforce but won't even bother paying them enough so they stay dependent on you