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@mjmercado2612

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@chris.76256

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@ghastiafy67

3 жыл бұрын

How about *no*

@cvbcvbvc

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ashmax3228

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

"I haven't spoken in a while".... problem solved!

@ArtisticlyAlexis

3 жыл бұрын

This is the type of humor I subscribe for!

@F0g1sC0ming

3 жыл бұрын

First verified comment I’ve ever seen under 100 likes

@WalkoffGrandslam

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed out loud way to hard at that line and my family looked at me like I was a psycho.

@thedestroyasystem

3 жыл бұрын

@@F0g1sC0ming same. It’s weird

@knightofsvea604

3 жыл бұрын

We all have that One friend

"Chairs are hard to get out of sometimes." I felt that.

@heatherjay8802

3 жыл бұрын

I think in 2020/2021 we ALL are feeling that!

@OrbitalSnapshots2455

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in a chair while reading this

@Kattywagon29

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna get out of my chair, but then I saw this video, so...

@niccy266

3 жыл бұрын

Beds too

@Spoit0

3 жыл бұрын

On the contrary, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

Guy: "So you've got a pizza for me?" Delivery guy: "Yes sir, I do."

@stevebanks9395

3 жыл бұрын

Oww, pizza's are TIGHT!

@johngr1747

3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes!

@Lucid_Waking

2 жыл бұрын

This is great

@thewatcher8657

2 жыл бұрын

But I am afraid that its not the one you wanted... So, what you are telling is that it's the wrong one? YeahyeahYeah Woops Woopsie

@Kev24

2 жыл бұрын

“Why is my order wrong” “Because!” “That works!”

"I haven't spoken in a while." I feel ashamed that this stupid meta joke broke me hard.

@jeniferjoseph9200

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Shady! Didn’t expect to see you here

@jamesmartin9401

3 жыл бұрын

Oh bless your heart, he does that to all of us on a regular basis.

@recoveringsoul755

2 жыл бұрын

talk to your plants, they grow better

@Ihaveagasmask

2 жыл бұрын

It was prob cause it was hard to get all the stuff like spatchulla hat and background

@zbiv

2 жыл бұрын

Loved that one myself

“Our concept doesn’t match with your request” Why does that feel like that’s applicable to much of my life

@wloxya7422

3 жыл бұрын

True fits my life too

@sean_mccadden

3 жыл бұрын

Thats basically life for the 99% 😅

@Pelipear

3 жыл бұрын

I film skits just like Ryan George but not really! Would appreciate if y'all would check them out. Thanks! :)

@adi4032

3 жыл бұрын

That's the concept of school.....Educating but *Not educating*

@sarahno4748

3 жыл бұрын

I want a milkshake "This is bakers square. We don't have milkshakes." You have milk and ice cream do you have a blender? ".....we have a blender yeah but" Ok then I want a milkshake. "Our concept doesn't match with your request"

"This guy sees a small section of my house, sees me at my worst and leaves" I'm really starting to feel bad for what those poor guys have to see on the daily

@WhiteScorpio2

3 жыл бұрын

Unless they don't give a shit.

@zoopdterdoobdter5743

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, from a family member who did food delivery and went on to be a paramedic: it was useful _'horror desensitization training'_ and food delivery somehow had more crying involved. 😏

@leroylowe5921

3 жыл бұрын

I delivered pizza one time and this big fat guy propositioned me.

@swistedfilms

3 жыл бұрын

I used to deliver pizzas a long time ago. A good tip makes us forget about everything else.

@Sienisota

3 жыл бұрын

Trust me, we have gotten desensitized.

“This guy is making all kind of compromises.” -Chef Ryan

@kevinseanzebua6342

3 жыл бұрын

"I haven't spoken in a while." Chef Ryan

@dmitritelvanni4068

3 жыл бұрын

That was the most relatable character ive ever seen.

@HSamee

2 жыл бұрын

"This guy is out here making all kinds of compromises."*

@mariposa9506

Жыл бұрын

In that case let's not be too careful about remembering to put in all his food or individually wrapped condiments.

@jkta97

Жыл бұрын

Making compromises is TIGHT!

"I haven't spoken for a while" Great line.

"I haven't spoken in a while." - my introvert ass every couple of days

@faadinabhan6789

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@shethjrebbell

3 жыл бұрын

Ok that was good lol

@Brandon2940

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Rwededyet

3 жыл бұрын

That is why I leave comments

@emeraldkoala2543

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rwededyet Same.

"This guy sees a small section of my house and he sees me at my worst and then he leaves" How dare you.

@zoltanszaszi2264

3 жыл бұрын

We all felt that.

@rachelhall4808

3 жыл бұрын

It is extremely accurate

@jimmym3352

3 жыл бұрын

I always order take out. I don't want people seeing me at my worst. I don't even want people in my yard. Yeah I'm one of those get off my lawn type of guys. He didn't mention takeout in this video. It's like the worst of both worlds. You get the soggy food and lack of experience of the restaurants but still have to put on pants.

@gopium1976

3 жыл бұрын

I felt attacked 😂

@solchapeau6343

3 жыл бұрын

I can see that you haven't swept your floors in quite a while. But here's your food, and I'm out of here.

"These extreme levels of convenience can be a slippery slope for you." "I think it could develop into a frequent, unhealthy expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money." Ryan you have just verbally assaulted well over 95% of your viewers, I'm calling the authorities.

@PROPAROXITONO

2 жыл бұрын

They will put Ryan in a room.

@Lazaven

28 күн бұрын

Actually it's gonna be super easy a major convenience!

"He's going to see me at my worst" is the best line I've ever heard.

@billybobbodiddly5940

29 күн бұрын

Said so nonchalantly… it’s all about the delivery

"I haven't spoken in a while." - Me in every conversation

@mrsleep0000

3 жыл бұрын

Perfectly describes most of the meetings I was in today

@Zraknul

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes that's all you got when the topic shifts before you're allowed in.

@mytube650

3 жыл бұрын

That’s sad. Speak up. You have interesting things to say.

@isador21

3 жыл бұрын

That part really cracked me up for some reason haha

@michu1247

3 жыл бұрын

that was my favorite part

"This guy sees a small section of my house and he sees me and my worst and the he leaves." 😂😂😂😂😂I'm dead.

@my3dviews

3 жыл бұрын

Especially because he's not wearing pants. 😂😂

@IRIS4962

3 жыл бұрын

lmao yea that got me too

I like how Chef Ryan’s first line makes him seem like the only “normal” acting person in the Ryanverse but he quickly shifts into the usual speech patterns.

@immortalsun

Жыл бұрын

I mean, he did say “Food place.”

When the chef said "this guy's my hero" when he realized he wouldn't be able to complain about the food, I totally get it, I'm a chef and let me tell ya, the pandemic made my job so much easier, or at least less stressful. We're still busy but its all take out and I haven't had to remake anything for months lol.

@horace6851

2 жыл бұрын

this whole thing is such a foreign concept for me. I grew up in Europe and even though I have been living in US for the last 12 years, I still don't send the food back. It's just a risk you take when someone cooks for you. At home in Poland my food was returned once, when there was a fried wasp in my french fries. And even that was pushed by my mom, since I was like 8 and would have just taken the wasp out and eat the thing. So yeah.

@fvb7

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously I've never returned something and asked for a re-do. Closest is I got someone else's stuff. How common is it to re-make a 2nd one???

@allflying3

2 жыл бұрын

@@horace6851 What? Your mom fed you a wasp? And you ate it?

@horace6851

2 жыл бұрын

@@allflying3 no, we were at the restaurant and the wasp was within the fries. If my mom didn't notice I would just throw it away and keep eating the fries. Because she noticed, she sent the whole thing back and I got a fresh meal without the wasp. I was 8 at the time so don't judge too much :)

@BioYuGi

2 жыл бұрын

@@fvb7 I mean, if you order a meal and it comes out just *wrong* that's a mistake. If you order steak and you get pork chops, that's something I'd at least want to make sure "Hey make sure I'm being charged correctly? But I guess I'll eat this" but I think that's reasonable to ask for the steak you ordered. If its an allergy/religious reason your food is wrong, you DEFINITELY need that fixed.

“My ears are award-winning” “They don’t give out awards for hearing” “Then I think I might have misheard them”

@DefinitelyAPotato

3 жыл бұрын

@@26mic Not asking for nun? Would a priest work instead?

@kadarabdullahi

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed waaaaaay too hard at that part 😂

@plzletmebefrank

3 жыл бұрын

@@26mic Nobody likes it when someone shamelessly steals a top comment to advertise their channel like you're doing. Just saying it's annoying and impolite. Feel free to start your own comment thread in a respectful manner, but I'd advise against these sorts of shameless plugs. However you don't have to listen to me, and this is just me letting you know how most people feel about what you're doing. So, do what you will.

@Isaaczsf

3 жыл бұрын

@@DefinitelyAPotato Or maybe a bishop?

@crimson8867

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I watched the video

“I haven’t spoken in a while” that was such a stupid joke but such a good one

@santishorts

3 жыл бұрын

Don't insult the joke please, it was an award winning joke.

@soniceinstein7762

3 жыл бұрын

@@santishorts they don't give awards for that I think.

@nathankarn5557

3 жыл бұрын

@@soniceinstein7762 I must have misheard them then.

@NukeMarine

3 жыл бұрын

Personally thought "Let's play ball" topped it.

@Pelipear

3 жыл бұрын

I film skits just like Ryan George but not really! Would appreciate if y'all would check them out. Thanks! :)

"Is the food here? Yeah the food is here, what are you even asking me?" After working as a server/cook for a decade I really felt that line. You get asked some of the stupidest questions when you are working on a line.

@adamcravets5408

3 ай бұрын

Waiters too. Pizza Hut only had bud and bud light. That was the entire list of beers they had back in 1990. Can’t tell you how many times I got asked for something else after reciting that huge list of beers available. Customer: what beers do you have. Me: bud and bud light. Customer: can I get a coors?

"This could develop into a frequent, unhealthy, and expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money." Why is this so true?

Ryan really wore the same shirt from his "the first guy to ever open a restaurant" sketch. The ryanverse has better continuity than some film series.

@angelolagman4573

3 жыл бұрын

Oo nga

@siddharth589

3 жыл бұрын

Nice observation

@GreatTasteMurder

3 жыл бұрын

@@angelolagman4573 Filipino??

@angelolagman4573

3 жыл бұрын

@@GreatTasteMurder yesyes how bout u? Oh being a filipino is toight

@GreatTasteMurder

3 жыл бұрын

@@angelolagman4573 I'm pinoy too and it's easy barely an inconvenience

"This guy's kind of my hero." Yes, you are Ryan George, yes, you are.

@Hotos321

3 жыл бұрын

Which one?

@NanoMan737400

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, he is Ryan George, yes he is.

@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6276

3 жыл бұрын

English is stupid like why does there have to be that many commas in that sentence? Also there's supposed to be a comma before Ryan George, right? That's 4 freaking commas which is half the damn word count

@senboy9002

3 жыл бұрын

​@@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6276 I feel like that doesn't have anything to do with English specifically, nor does it even mean anything about it's quality. I'm not saying English is the best, but this argument is invalid.

@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6276

3 жыл бұрын

@@senboy9002 Well English has lots of dumb grammar rules that are broken a lot

3:54 just calling me out huh

@michaelkarlin3727

3 жыл бұрын

LoL

"So let's play ball" "Yeah, what are you thinking, like at the park this weekend?" I love how the people in the Ryanverse will just instantly do random things strangers ask them to do

"I haven't spoken in a while." Way to remind us you're all still here, buddy.

@recoveringsoul755

3 жыл бұрын

Neither have I Chef person, neither have I

@TheKarjee

3 жыл бұрын

I think my social life would improve if I legitimately did that.

@denimchicken104

3 жыл бұрын

I like to do the same thing when I’m around women. “I haven’t done the sex in a while.” Just figured they need to know.

@guacca

3 жыл бұрын

I bursted out in laughter with that line, definitely laughed more than I should have. It was just so unexpected.

@DynamicUnreality

3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to start using this at parties.

I want to believe Ryan made this skit solely to make that misheard award winning ears joke

@JasonArmond

3 жыл бұрын

That ears joke was indeed award winning.

@almaji666

3 жыл бұрын

@@JasonArmond They don’t give out awards for ear jokes either.

@xenobladesrg7729

3 жыл бұрын

@@almaji666 that's an award winning comment out there

@salvatore2119

3 жыл бұрын

@@foxes321 I think you miscommented that

@abelcuevasgonzalez4390

3 жыл бұрын

I'm stupid and i don't get the joke can someone help me?

The funny thing is in Korea, we are able to get reusable plates, bowls, etc and the delivery guy comes back sometime later and picks up all the dishes he delivered.

@steveteacherofenglish2457

2 жыл бұрын

@@ML0694 We can just put the dishes outside the door, so I don't see them come back. It's probably done when they deliver food to a neighbor in the building so it's not a wasted trip.

I like how Ryan calls attention when a scene has three people and sometimes you have to unnaturally split the dialogue between those people just to keep all three engaged in the scene, thus "I haven't spoken in a while".

First guy to hug someone: “I’m gonna wrap my arms around you” “What why?” “To make you feel better” “Why would that make me feel better?” “I don’t know” “Fair enough”

@BonaparteBardithion

3 жыл бұрын

That'd be fun to green screen.

@Cooolstorm

3 жыл бұрын

Wowwowwowwow...wow

@arrrrrrrr6593

3 жыл бұрын

"Woah, your arms is wrapping me TIGHT"

@ArcNine9Angel

3 жыл бұрын

"Why would that make me feel better?" "Listen, I'm going to need you to get aaaaall the way off my back on this one." "Okay, let me get off of that thing... Okay now you get off of my back." "No."

@meloD30

3 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna squeeze the bad feelings out of you, but try not to squeeze the life out of you, okay? That sounds dangerous, can we have a safe signal? Sure just tap me on my back if it hurts or y'know, gets weird.

“I’m not doing ANYTHING today I decided.” “This guy is my hero.” I feel you chef, I feel you. same

@master0fthearts894

3 жыл бұрын

You had me at “I feel you chef, I feel you.”

@shaunjimbangan1166

3 жыл бұрын

Actually could someone explain that joke to me?

@kabookle8995

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaunjimbangan1166 a lot of the things the customer wanted actually made it easier for the restaurant. They didn’t have to wash dishes and they didn’t have to have a guy hang around the house refilling water

@shaunjimbangan1166

3 жыл бұрын

@@kabookle8995 oh

I've been a delivery driver for years. "This guy sees a small section of my house and he sees me at my worst and then he leaves" is just such a fantastic way to describe the doorway experience of delivering. 🤣 First thing that comes to mind is a couple months ago when I delivered two pizzas and some breadsticks to a dude who was watching the South Park movie naked at like 1 a.m.

@autumnkmeadows

Жыл бұрын

If COVID brought one “hallelujah” our way~ it was contactless delivery 😂 no more pantless chaos for poor delivery drivers.

@alexbanks8429

9 ай бұрын

Those were greaaaat breadsticks. 👍

Let's all take a moment to thank this guy for reinforcing our laziness. We owe him so much

@AnneONeemass

6 ай бұрын

I'll have A.I. thank him for me.😏

"Okay, Let's play ball" "Hows this weekend?" Great gag.

@bagelinpond2433

3 жыл бұрын

@dolita windo u had to ruin the joke.

@TySama0

3 жыл бұрын

Quotes don't work as well if they're not direct quotes.

@itstrashyplays4071

3 жыл бұрын

70 - 1 = 69

@siler7

3 жыл бұрын

Hows

@BMoney8600

3 жыл бұрын

That joke made me smile

Ryan George. A guy who can play the entire cast of Endgame

@Natalie-101

3 жыл бұрын

Now I want to see that

@PastramiMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@26mic cool I'll sub

@sagepressley7351

3 жыл бұрын

We need all the Ryan's to show up for the Ryan cinematic universe endgame

@SnickersEatsCookies

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna see that please

@becauseimapotato7599

3 жыл бұрын

@@Natalie-101 Yes ok we all do yes

The chef is a masterpiece of a character. A Mona Lisa of our era. Truly incredible.

Because I want to pay $37.50 for a $10.89 fast food meal that's been sitting in a bag for 22 minutes.

"Chairs are hard to get out of sometimes" " And my ears are award winning" "Let's play ball" "Where, the park, this weekend" "yeah sounds good" "I think this guys my hero" Tell me he's is not the best KZreadr. Tell me with a straight face.

@Mopsey

3 жыл бұрын

Can't do that, man. Can't lie like that. Ryan deserves pewdiepie money. Pewds is a good guy, but Ryan brings joy. Pure joy. The beautiful bastard gave us an entire universe. Screen Rant should have a Jerry Maguire -type attack of conscience, and give him ownership of the Pitch Meeting IP. But they won't, because without him their channel is irrelevant.

@zacharierowe3103

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’ve tried🤣

@calinculianu

3 жыл бұрын

Dude the Chef character in this sketch had me in stitches. He was awesome.

@johnree6106

3 жыл бұрын

Well I can since I am wearing a 😷

@zane_slade

3 жыл бұрын

Dave my man! You just earned yourself a sub

“Counter offer, what if we meet half way?” The way Ryan so simply and consistently denies the spirit of what’s being asked is truly hilarious.

@ThePotatoeGuru

3 жыл бұрын

It's also a brilliant play on words as that might mean to literally set up a counter to serve him.

@rocketjo

3 жыл бұрын

That's a Québec thing, it's in our DNA over here 😅

"To get the food you have to come here, that's the rules." "Screw the rules, I have money."

Do “the first guy to ever cook” like, “I threw some food in this metal hot bowl and it will mix and make something good”

"Our concept doesn’t seem compatible with your request” Laws of Ryan Universe: The guy with the fiercer moustache must win here, I decided.

@robertnett9793

3 жыл бұрын

cueing obligatory: "winning with the fiercer moustache is TIGHT" comment.

@HornAndHaloWrestling

3 жыл бұрын

winning with the fiercer moustache is TIGHT!!

@SRP3572

3 жыл бұрын

@@HornAndHaloWrestling dang it, you beat me to it

@HornAndHaloWrestling

3 жыл бұрын

@@SRP3572 :)

@polreamonn

3 жыл бұрын

Fair enough.

“They don’t give awards for hearing.” “Well then I suppose I might have misheard them.” Brilliant! (1:21)

@Domihork

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it...

@sebastianpalmer9568

3 жыл бұрын

@@Domihork neither do i

@user-fn8fm7qz1r

3 жыл бұрын

Explain

@thatrandomplayer8827

3 жыл бұрын

Someone

@zh3dd

3 жыл бұрын

Pls mom won’t answer her phone so explain

When the food place guy asked if they got the order wrong, Ryan should have said “yeah then I’ll call you back and ask for a refund, plus maybe my next order free.” “Yeah I guess that’s fair.” “That being said, I’ll probably say the order was wrong even if it wasn’t just so the order will become free!” “Wait, what?”

this “I decided” always makes me smile😀

@Tyler-he2py

7 ай бұрын

It makes my smile as well I decided

"I think it could develop into a frequent, unhealthy, expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money." I'm feeling so attacked right now

@adiahaalexander9359

3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@alexejfrohlich5869

3 жыл бұрын

i feel more connected to the "yeah, i am ok with that" part :D

@talizorah

3 жыл бұрын

Right? OUCH.

@guyherewithanunoriginalnam1061

3 жыл бұрын

That hit me

@Troy1910

3 жыл бұрын

same

"This guy out here making all kinds of compromises" I feel personally attacked 😂

@aoikemono6414

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't compromise the convenience!

@cheetawilliam

3 жыл бұрын

Only if compromise is a bad thing.

2:27 How could you give up on that? Someone asking if everything is alright every time your mouth is full is a must do.

"This could develop into a frequent, unhealthy, and expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money" Damn. I felt that

I love how Ryan's entire career is just proving how everything is stupid.

@K4inan

3 жыл бұрын

Now I would love to see "The first guy to do math".

@Synastershadow

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and he does it in such a great way of comedic realism!

@AngelWingsYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@K4inan so i did a thing oh? ya i took the number one and added it to another number one and it gave me the number two why didnt you just count to two? n what is this "ad" isnt that those things on tv that interrupt shows? no that ad im talking about add 2 Ds

@Dlahusen1

3 жыл бұрын

Not really stupid. Just making normal things funny. Don’t take that food delivery is stupid from this video.

@Natureguy-le8pl

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dlahusen1 it’s not but it’s funny the way he makes it sound stupid. It’s like looking at humanity through an alien perspective.

Ryan is a bro so puts the ads at the end but I also love him so much I sit and watch them all anyway, plus they're amusing and like lil extra content 😁

1:37 Just a random side note like "Yo, btw, you wanna meet to play some ball later?"

Other youtubers: One comedy sketch per video Can anyone do two comedy sketches per video? Ryan George: Super easy, barely an inconvenience

@mafiachichimeca9563

3 жыл бұрын

Making two comedy sketches per video is tight

@ShepherdXVII

3 жыл бұрын

@@mafiachichimeca9563 Awwwww that was gonna be my comment lol

@b.ryanbushman6700

3 жыл бұрын

Ayo Daniel thrasher does it too

@MisterMeister1

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel Thrasher makes two in a video

@bingus5723

3 жыл бұрын

"Doesnt daniel thrasher do that?" "You'll have to get way offa my back about that"

"Right chef?" "Yeah the food is here. What are you even asking me?" Chefs in a nutshell. Totally relatable from an expoditer

@tyrone3211

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao relatable from a chef 😂

@dakotabrewer1091

3 жыл бұрын

I hate when expo ask where something is at. It’s either in the fryer cooking where I have no control over. Or it’s in my hand ready to give to them. Lol

@Doomted90

3 жыл бұрын

Mark of a good expo: look first, then ask lol

@damagecontrol7

2 жыл бұрын

expeditor!

2:36 "I haven't spoken in awhile!" I feel that.

This was hilarious omg a bunch of little jokes that landed perfectly 😂

"I haven't spoken in a while" Fact: The line which he might only have written just to fill the gap and maintain continuity as a writer, is the most rated punch line of the sketch.

@zooning-6843

3 жыл бұрын

Overrated? Underrated? Most rated by number of people?

@stevenfriedman2902

3 жыл бұрын

@@zooning-6843 Well I know I'd rate it a 7/10

@vsh1998

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevenfriedman2902 with rice

@zeeshanlakdawala

3 жыл бұрын

@@zooning-6843 I meant most liked punch line of the sketch

@evanshlom1

3 жыл бұрын

How do you know?

"This guy's kinda my hero!" The catharsis I felt on that line might have been too much, if it weren't for the fact that people totally _do_ just call back and demand free food next time even if the mistake was their fault

I love how the guy ordering food is wearing a hat, two shirts, no pants, and is going to answer the door that way.

@2:52 The Earth: *cries in styrofoam*

"this guy's out here making ALL KINDS of compromises" story of my life

The Counter offer is meeting half-way. Imagine that, Pulling up in a parkling lot and setting up a table there

@Simonporter89

3 жыл бұрын

Arranging food rendez-vous points as if they were a drug deal is TIGHT

@aoikemono6414

3 жыл бұрын

So like, a food truck.

@MrElionor

3 жыл бұрын

@@Simonporter89 Doesn't help that I meeting the delivery person in a dark alley and going "you got the stuff?"

@johnree6106

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrElionor yeah got you the good stuff Chinese red dragon take out.

@hermask815

3 жыл бұрын

There goes the convenience, whoopsie.

Never before has a video so thoroughly and brutally torn into what I can say without a doubt is my greatest vice... and I loved every second of it.

These have so many jokes per second you need to really rewatch over and over again ❤️

You forgot the part where the delivery guy brings you food and says “enjoy the food” and then you say “you too” and you guys stand there awkwardly for a few minutes

@elias.t

3 жыл бұрын

And then he goes "I already have."

@allstar4065

3 жыл бұрын

@@elias.t And then you leave a 1 star review on the restaurant, and report the employee for eating the food...

@shirin8609

3 жыл бұрын

a few minutes?!

@aleisterlavey9716

3 жыл бұрын

Wait wait wait... the Pizza Delivery Guy isn't supposed to eat the Pizza with me?

@VIDEOGAMER20

3 жыл бұрын

?

Cook: my ears are award winnings. Owner: I don’t think they give awards for hearing. Cook: then I guess I must have misheard them. Lmfao simply genius

'When a habit starts costing money, it becomes a hobby' was my quote of the day today. I wonder if the universe is telling me something?

Chef: "You're my hero" You're mine as well. If it weren't for this lazy man, the world would have been a whole lot different

“I haven’t spoken in a while” “Wow this guy is kinda crazy”

1:54 Its too early for pants

Ryan george has like the most unique comedy style and its so good.

@johngr1747

3 жыл бұрын

Literal humor, puns, random humor... this guy's so good!

@sdrawkcab_emanresu

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like Joel Haver has an even more unique style, but Ryan delivers it more unique

@thawk4life

3 жыл бұрын

I am okay with that 👌🙂

@happy_bracket

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan George's Evolution

@Pelipear

3 жыл бұрын

I make skits! Although I wouldn't say that I have a "unique" style (For example, if you look at a lot of my videos especially my early ones that they're inspired by other KZreadrs) I would appreciate it if y'all would check them out! Thanks! :)

“This guy’s kinda my hero.” Completely broke me up. Outstanding work as usual Ryan.

@IndigoIndustrial

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent work indeed.

"I haven't spoken in a while" was my favorite bit

I love how they agreed to play soccer later. It's cute

Host: "so what will you like to order?" Ryan: "sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it please"

@unkledoda420

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for "a sandwich with a pretty bid pickle on it" to be mentioned during the video. I'm kinda disappointed that it wasn't. Seems like a missed opportunity.

@naamadossantossilva4736

3 жыл бұрын

Why would anyone order that?Delivery is for food you can't make

@deebraun7488

3 жыл бұрын

@@naamadossantossilva4736 It's another of Ryan's skits. ;)

3 жыл бұрын

there should be frequent cross-references to other videos I decided

@tenkaminari

3 жыл бұрын

@@unkledoda420 disappointing, it did didn't it

2:35 ‘I haven’t spoken in a while’ -A chef which is not in any way related to Ryan George, 2021

"I haven't spoken in a while" classic

On Dragons Den (Shark Tank) in the UK, someone went in with the Just Eats concept. When they turned them down it was pretty much like this. I remember one of them saying "But you get leaflets for local takeaways at your home and you can just call them on the phone". They couldn't understand why people would use a website to order let alone one with all the local take aways on it. Little did they know that using a phone as a phone that you talk to people on would become less and less a thing.

"This guy is kind of my hero" - True, everyone who do a service job like this when the customer said that.

"I think this could be a frequent unhealthy and expensive habit that could make it hard for you to save money." I was eating my delivery while watching why you gotta attack me like that

@sharkdentures3247

3 жыл бұрын

My ears are burning. (also Dominoes LITERALLY just arrived as I was watching this video)

@SRP3572

3 жыл бұрын

Was it steamy and soggy?

@purplebreadloaf8677

3 жыл бұрын

​@@SRP3572 well it was soup so... yeah I guess

King of sarcasm. ,he needs to be on tv

“So you’re telling me you’ll pay us money to bring our soggy food to your house in styrofoam containers?” “Yes sir” “Wow wow wow wow wow...wow”

@Mopsey

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh, soggy vegetables are tight!"

@jasonburton7257

3 жыл бұрын

People will be kicking themselves in few weeks if they miss the opportunity to buy and invest in cryptocurrency

@davidamos6422

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonburton7257 I agree with your opinion man, generally I sheet look out for it to dumb so i can purchase dime me truly I believe it has come to stay

@Daniel_Fo77

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mopsey I wanted to say that styrofoam containers are tight, which kinda would have made more sense...but I’ll quickly get all off your back about this, I decided, to cause barely an inconvenience, sir.

@safepaul9672

3 жыл бұрын

Cryptocurrency trading right now will be at every wise individuals list. In few minutes you'll be ecstatic with the decision you made today

"I haven't spoken in a while." - Quality content.

The chef the whole time was just the manifestation of slow internet. No wonder I’ve been waiting for my food for the last hour

God damn. You're one of only two youtubers I never skip the ad for. Not only is it funny, but quick, and thoughtfully placed at the end.

As a cook, I feel like the Chef's energy is quite relatable.

"I haven't spoken in the while" was one of those brilliant little passing quips a great comedian throws in.

2:36 "I haven't spoken in a while"...the GENIUS of Ryan George!!🤣🤣

I haven't said a word in this entire conversation, and i think that's outrageous.

We must petition Ryan to make a Patreon account so we can give him our money.

@Mopsey

3 жыл бұрын

200%. Id be honoured to give him money directly. He's earned it.

@katherineminor3402

3 жыл бұрын

"The first guy to set up a patreon"

@AirQuotes

3 жыл бұрын

Screenrant are paying him big bucks to stay on their channel so he doesn't need a Patreon.

@jonathantadlock-stein2023

3 жыл бұрын

then him making videos for us to watch while we're sitting in our living room eating food from the food place that's sogg and in a box would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@pokemonbro2

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up and take my money Ryan!

"I'm okay with that." The slogan for compromise (or being compromised). Brilliant!

@cjhepburn7406

3 жыл бұрын

Slogan that did for the Human Race.

Ryan,... son... I love you! This was great and loved the end - buuuuuuut.... You CLEARLY have never lived Urban life, where food delivery was around since before your Pop Pop was a gleam in his Pop Pop's eye! That's so cute...

"this guys kinda my hero" thanks 👍

I can bet my entire life savings that he ordered a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it

@unkledoda420

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I'm kinda disappointed that it wasn't specifically mentioned.

Me eating food delivery while watching this video: "I should be offended but honestly I'm too lazy to care." *nom nom nom*

@TheZeroAssassin

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, I have a clone?

@UncleTimTheHermit

3 жыл бұрын

Being too lazy to care is TIGHT!

@ronjones-6977

3 жыл бұрын

@@UncleTimTheHermit My clothes sure are tight.

@thatonegirlelaine

3 жыл бұрын

I just finished eating takeout and this was the first thing in my suggestions.

@amandar3148

3 жыл бұрын

Same!!

Guys I heard Food Place might be next in line for the “Best restorant place” award because the “sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it” company is going down hill!

@Hayden-cp5ex

3 жыл бұрын

You're not wrong last time they gave me a sandwich with a pretty small pickle in it

Please make more of these, I am in love with this lol tooooo funny. Entertained AND called out...

We need a "The first guy to set-up a postal service."

@bananasareoneofthemostradi8456

3 жыл бұрын

AxxL are you on something?

@thememery767

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your absolutely very inspiring words

@ezrac9578

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku spoken like a genius

@BonaparteBardithion

3 жыл бұрын

Have we done "The first guy to send a letter"?

@Lycanthromancer1

3 жыл бұрын

@@ezrac9578 It's a spambot. Everybody report it.

Chef: “I haven’t spoken in a while!” 😂😂

That was an awesome imagining-shared of what makes wanting food and having money funny😁