I love how Emily isn't here to cook or help Josh cook. She's here because we all love her insanity paired with Josh's.

The Josh and Emily episode are pure chaos and I'm here for it.

@cheyannelaliberte2731

2 жыл бұрын

Anytime I see a video with these 2 together, I get so excited. They make my day

@omgscottie

2 жыл бұрын

chaotic good 😊

@hello19700

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. I love these videos.

@AdamFloro

2 жыл бұрын

The shtick is kind of old, but I watch out of loyalty anyway.

@codypendragons

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah I have no idea how I stumbled on this and it doesn't even feel like KZread. Just feels like a chaotic partnership between two fairly enjoyable people making a mess and running a muck.

The eyepatch thing is actually so their eyes are pre-adjusted to the dark, so if they get attacked they can just switch the eyepatch to the other eye and BOOM NIGHTVISION. I actually had to wear an eyepatch for a play once so I know this works, a little too well almost (its a little weird walking to your car at night with one eye adjusted and one eye not adjusted, all im saying).

@ChrissieBear

2 жыл бұрын

It was specifically to be able to see below deck, since was pretty dark down there even during the day.

@ohrats731

2 жыл бұрын

The first time I had one eye adjusted and one not I though I was having some sort of brain malfunction lol. Turned out to be just me looking at my bright phone screen while lying down and one eye was covered by my pillow 😂

@realityreport79

2 жыл бұрын

fun fact: Submarine officers who man the periscopes still wear eyepatches to keep one eye night adjusted. Raising the periscope increases the risk of detection, which they want to avoid at all times. So with one eye night adjusted they can immediately make whatever observation they need to do and lower the periscope again.

@floyd2386

2 жыл бұрын

I had eye surgery back in 2011 and had to wear a patch over my eye. Whenever I had to take it off to change it or to put drops in, if I didn't turn down the lights, it was very intensely bright. And that ladies and gentlemen is why pirates yelled "YARGH!"

@cheese4987

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who spends hours on their phone at night with only one eye open (idky i close one eye when im in bed on my phone ok), can confirm that it works pretty well. When i wanna get up, i just open the closed eye and close the previously open one. When i want to trip tf out and be scared im losing my eyesight, i open both

This felt like a Good Mythical Evening episode that slipped out.

@valentindimarco65ta89

2 жыл бұрын

Does that exist?

@adamant9819

2 жыл бұрын

@@valentindimarco65ta89 it’s an R rated episode they’re gonna stream on their website in October

@valentindimarco65ta89

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamant9819 f u c k y e a h is it gonna be in a paid tier?

@queenb1119

2 жыл бұрын

@@valentindimarco65ta89 You have to buy a ticket. They go on sale September 30th 😁👍

@aliviaguynes1401

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed lol

I cannot say for certain that this episode of mythical kitchen is the most ridiculous one ever, but it's definitely right up there though. And I enjoyed every moment of it. PIDGEON PEGGING PIRATES!

@rorytippett8345

2 жыл бұрын

Did they drink from daddy's cup lol

@BonelessPeanutbutter

2 жыл бұрын

@@rorytippett8345 there it is, that's the one lol

@jgarofalo8813

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen the recreation of Elvis’s wedding cake?

@anonymous_4276

2 жыл бұрын

The poor pegged pigeons!

@anufoalan

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know the Disney one was pretty messed up too

"Yeah, this is problematic oatmeal." I love Emily so much.

@madelinegarber7860

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh so many college kids were probably like write that down write that down!

My favorite part of this series is that Emily doesn't try to keep up the bit constantly. It makes it even funnier 😂😂😂

Might I suggest recreating the Funerary Feast of King Midas, 8th Century BCE? Archaeologists discovered Midas' tomb in 1957 and scientists and paleobotanists determined the foods that were present, including a beer that was recreated and is sold today as Midas Touch beer.

Josh continuing to use the same knife after cutting into that undercooked chicken.. Salmonellagundi

@harrisonthecarguy3734

2 жыл бұрын

It adds *f l a v o u r*

@TeaRex12

2 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too lol

@InvdrDana

2 жыл бұрын

One can only hope they cooked that other set of meats they had and ate that instead. ^^;

@hideyourloveaway128

2 жыл бұрын

I came here specifically looking for this comment…

@Andays

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the cooked meat being placed on the cutting board that had all of the raw meat. 😖

"My back? My something and my crack?...I fit it in! Again!" We appreciate you Emily xD So much more than you know

Remember the three P's to successful piracy: Pirates Pigeons Pegging

@tss3393

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the 4th one... *PAINUS!!!!!*

@criticallol3039

2 жыл бұрын

@@tss3393 hahaha nice throwback

@reillymontgomery8999

2 жыл бұрын

Pattlestar Galactica

Oh the Shrek accent; "Where's me grog, Donkey?" And the manatee comment. Josh, you are just killing me. "Pegging Pigeon Pirates"; a great band name.

@bobd2659

2 жыл бұрын

And their first single..."Problematic Oatmeal"...

@madelinegarber7860

2 жыл бұрын

Lol the where’s me grog comment and the end had me dying.

@nargris4048

2 жыл бұрын

Either that or a pirate themed parody song of Scissorfights 'Blizzards, buzzards, bastards'

@MrV4nd4l

2 жыл бұрын

At least it wasn't pirates pegging pigeons...

Josh really acted like his hardtack wasn't a flaccid mess like Gordon Ramsay pretending his grilled cheese was melted

@jimmytrejo7773

2 жыл бұрын

I want a response josh!!

@heliumsartist2759

2 жыл бұрын

ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES JOSH!!! I demand a video of Gordon Ramsey calling Josh out like he called Gordon out

@Yamichou

2 жыл бұрын

I think it needs to sit out in open air to get rock hard but LOL you're 100% right it was clearly limp

@rosemali3022

2 жыл бұрын

I really wanted Max Miller's hard tavk clip to play right then and show him how it's really done.

@alexxander966

2 жыл бұрын

Hardtack?? I thought he was saying heart attack the whole time. I was wondering what about flour and water would cause heart attacks

2 seconds in and Josh has screamed "Pegging" at my screen.

@tickledtoffee

2 жыл бұрын

40 seconds in and Emily is talking about her crack. This is gonna be a good one

I love how they had a 10 minuted conversation about pegging but never once mentioned docking. Josh got to talk about his manatees. It was fun.

@hynixtrenon3774

2 жыл бұрын

They actually did mention docking, just not in this episode

The eye patch thing, helping you to have an eye that's adjusted to the dark...can confirm it works. Anytime I go the bathroom at night, I'll keep one eye closed when the light is on. When I go back to the dark room, that eye can still see pretty well. Thanks pirates for making my nighttime pees less problematic.

Josh BUSTED pretending his hard tack was actually hard, while Emily just rips it up with ease. 😂

@nerdiconium1365

2 жыл бұрын

Phrasing

@It-me-gog

2 жыл бұрын

Emily is just a gigachad

@ohrats731

2 жыл бұрын

Yeahhhh it looks like they didn’t plan for multiple days of dehydrating them so Josh just ran with it

@AmazedbyGrace95

2 жыл бұрын

It's because he tried using the mallet. He was just squishing it.

@justinsimoneau5140

2 жыл бұрын

@@AmazedbyGrace95 hardtack shouldn’t squish at all. They are literarily hard as bricks

Y’all need to give Emily her own chef shirt, she has certainly become a great part of the team I love these Josh and Emily collaborations. So much energy 🙌😁

@theunigamer194

2 жыл бұрын

So much chaos.

@37thraven

2 жыл бұрын

We'd almost never see the shirt though, because it'd always be buried under some zany costume!

Ok but like I want to hear Emily’s true attempt at an Aussie accent

@maggotbitch

2 жыл бұрын

I bet it's fabulous. I could hear parts of it shining through. God I love this woman

@marianna3253

2 жыл бұрын

@@maggotbitch she's a treasure

@vincedibona4687

Жыл бұрын

Stop using “like” where it’s both incorrect and unnecessary. It makes you look unintelligent.

Emily: I like pegging Josh: Yeah, try pegging! I died!

@37thraven

2 жыл бұрын

TIL Josh is all about free love baby. "Were all here for a good time!" Don't kinkshame the manatee lovers 😂

@joshhoehne8281

2 жыл бұрын

@@37thraven - Okay, now THAT is even funnier. Somebody call me a coroner!

@Tasmanaut

2 жыл бұрын

@@37thraven kinkshaming is absolutely BS. People with weird fetishes should absolutely be ashamed. It's not healthy or normal.

I just discovered Mythical Kitchen. As a foodie, I love the humorous and light-hearted approach to food and cooking whilst still being very informative and instructive. That said, Emily is an absolute comedic standout. She truly comes across as like one could easily imagine a totally unfettered and uncensored Lucille Ball would have been - and I do not say that AT ALL lightly. The woman is absolutely hilarious.

I’m at that point where Emily in normal-human-mode just looks uncanny to me. Like something is off. Emily in a yeti costume however is totally fine. Does compute 100%

@kitsterling8665

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda hate how true this is, but cannot disagree at all. xD

Hard Tack? *Max Miller has entered the chat.* Also, Emily's accent is more accurate than most pirate movies, that pirate accent was becasue of one actor from england whith a regional dialect. Most pirates had an accent from the country they came from.

@lordmuhehe4605

2 жыл бұрын

Townsends has entered the chat. With nutmeg.

@james0000

2 жыл бұрын

@@lordmuhehe4605 Lots of nutmeg!

@nellepolansky300

Жыл бұрын

Yep! Robert Newton, he is best known for his multiple portrayals of Long John Silver and other pirates in the 40s and 50s. He was born and raised in Shaftesbury, Dorset in the English West Country.

Seeing them serve broth without straining the bones and stuff out is making me weirdly nostalgic for my grandma, who made an incredible matzo ball soup which terrified me as a small child because the chicken stock had bones and aromatics in it which weren’t edible.

@ohrats731

2 жыл бұрын

You *can* eat them, it just won’t be pleasant 😂

@jlim9411

2 жыл бұрын

@@ohrats731 it’s all fun and games until you swallow a bone shard and puncture something important. LOL

My hometown used to have an educational civil war camp for kids that I'd go to. Every year they made Hardtack for us to eat. And every year I'd make the joke "More like *heart attack* , because that's what it'll give you if you try to eat it!" And every year it would absolutely slay. Then there was that one kid who polished his off over the course of the entire camp.

@harrisonthecarguy3734

2 жыл бұрын

*c r u n c h y*

You said at 17:10 that Francis Drake was basically an illegal pirate, but this is only half true. He was a “Privateer”, which is just a pirate but sanctioned by the Crown. So technically he was still a pirate, just legally.

@izzyreal82

2 жыл бұрын

I think all pirateering feels illegal when you're the piratee

@spanner2114

2 жыл бұрын

i live in the city he lived in and was pretty raised in, even have an island named after him.

@just83542

2 жыл бұрын

Many times they don't just stay on one side of the law. Circumstances change, and some privateers were hung for piracy.

@hideyourloveaway128

2 жыл бұрын

You’re a privateer if you are robbing for your government, you are a pirate if you are robbing from them. Just like how are you are a traitor if you rebel against your government, but you are a hero if the rebellion is successful.

@harrytodhunter5078

2 жыл бұрын

@@just83542 Sir Walter Raleigh, for example. Executed under James I because he did some piracy towards the Spanish, despite that being allowed under Elizabeth I.

Anyone else notice that usually Josh is the one making others laugh but when Emily is around he's the one doing the laughing?

I love how a lot of the comments are giving love to Emily, her and Josh together are why I love these Past Food eps

@XxThatGuyOverTherex1

2 жыл бұрын

I was kinda hoping to see more people. I feel like it's been the Emily show lately and I feel that more crew members deserve the spotlight.

@maggotbitch

2 жыл бұрын

@@XxThatGuyOverTherex1 then they can get their own show. This is Josh and Emily's. Shush yer mouf kiddie lol

@hideyourloveaway128

2 жыл бұрын

@@XxThatGuyOverTherex1 Blasphemy!! Emily is my main reason for coming back to watch these episodes, it would not be nearly as much fun without her. More of Emily! More of Emily!

I’ve always loved Emily but I feel like she has really come out of her shell when she does these shows with Josh! I really hope they do a segment together on Good Mythical Evening 🤞🏼

Emily's accent is probably a more accurate a pirate accent than THE pirate accent. The way people talk like a pirate isn't actually an accent, it's an impression of Robert Newton from Disney's Treasure Island. The actor was from Devon in England, roughly where Black Beard was from. It was just his portrayal of a gruff man with his own west country accent...it was never supposed to be "all pirates". Despite that, since then that has been considered how pirates talk. The reality is that pirates were from everywhere. Pirates from the West Country would not have been uncommon because they have port towns, but you'd be just as likely to have Scots, Irish, Dutch, Spanish, etc. And they would not have had modern accents from those places...so a mash of all of them that doesn't really sound like how anyone talks today really is a better guess than doing an impression of an actor from the 50s.

@jcook693

2 жыл бұрын

I saw that video on OP as well

@ringosis

2 жыл бұрын

@@jcook693 I've no idea what OP is.

@jcook693

2 жыл бұрын

Original pronunciation, pretty interesting

Oh my gawd, that Nelly joke from Josh, I'm a damn antique.

Omg the last minute or two of this had me dying. Emily pretending to rob Josh and Josh’s accent gradually shifting as he gave his usual end of episode plugs was fantastic. Same with the shreck bit.

I know we say this on every Emily episode, but someone give that woman a sitcom! She's like a modern day Lucille Ball.

@krose1551

2 жыл бұрын

she needs to be on SNL

@marianna3253

2 жыл бұрын

@@krose1551 yes!!!

3:00 I too have a touch of the Spina Bifida..... Well, more than a touch I guess. I wouldn't have done well in pirate times. Feels good to be represented on such a high class cooking show. 🤣

@punky19761

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! 🙌🏽

To Answer Emily’s cabbage question, Cabbage actually does aid in digestion and that is why it is often served or used in foods in certain cultures in certain dishes :)

@greythumbshenanigans559

2 жыл бұрын

Oooh, so fermented cabbage is double good for stomach/digestion?

@DTMOMusic

2 жыл бұрын

@@greythumbshenanigans559 exactly kimchi is a perfect example ;)

@recoil53

2 жыл бұрын

Also keeps scurvy away with it's vitamin C.

@just83542

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not so sure it's good for digestion until it's fermented. It can cause gas. But it has all of the other health benefits of being a vegetable, while not really harbouring pathogens like other leafy greens before modern agricultural methods maintained potable water sources and such.

@DTMOMusic

2 жыл бұрын

@@just83542 I actually was interested in if if got that wrong but according to healthline, Summary: Cabbage contains insoluble fiber, which keeps the digestive system healthy by providing fuel for friendly bacteria and promoting regular bowel movements” :) Note it seems like cooked or steamed cabbage is better for digestion than raw cabbage due to certain proteins being broken down more

Josh and Emily are the only two people I'd accept as replacements for Rhett and Link if they decided to retire.

It’s like no one noticed who Emily said she was rescued by. Actually historically accurate!

Just binge watching Josh & Emily because they are absolutely COMICAL together 😂

Pirates were hired by the monarchy as explorers, because they were tougher than their armies. That’s why a lot of famous explorers were later knighted, except for pirates like black beard who kept what they stole, instead of handing it over to the monarchy.

@TAG77

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedocilefish no, they weren’t with any nation, BUT did take jobs for nations like Spain and England. They were hired secretly to take over the Caribbean island area and parts of South America. They also took over Florida for Spain. So your privateers isn’t used properly. Pirates like Blackbeard were privateers. They worked independently when they started out working in the navy first.

@recoil53

2 жыл бұрын

@@TAG77 Privateers were operating with a Letter of Marque from a country. Pirates may have done similar activities, but were not authorized by any country. And yes, there were times when there were secret deals made with pirates.

@TAG77

2 жыл бұрын

@@recoil53 thank you! That’s what I was trying to relay to him. I appreciate it.

in another world josh and emily are the chaotic power couple that maybe ends up ruling the world or maybe destroy each other. it’s the fire behind her eyes

Emily, you are a true genius and one of the best comedians I have ever seen. Every single one of your performances makes my day. Thank you for that!

Emily is the Donna Noble to Josh's 10th Doctor

@eveybadwolf

2 жыл бұрын

That's so prefectly accurate it's insane.

@missbeaussie

2 жыл бұрын

yesssss

I love how they both start yelling at the oven for interrupting them

As a matter of fact, the barbecued meat called “Boucan”, was the root, and origin of the term “Buccaneer”. You see French hunters that established in the Caribbean, mainly in La Hispaniola Island (now Haiti and Dominican Republic), brought from the Tupi Indian of Brazil a form to make meat and tool for it. In all the Island where there was Taino culture (from the Caribbean to the northern part of South America), the Taíno, or Arawak Indians cooked the meat enveloped in leaves inside a hole dug in the earth. To this they called “Barbacoa”, from where the term “Barbecue” came, which was very popular in all Caribbean. Now, those French Hunters brought from the Tupi Indians of Brazil another way to make it in a grill made out of sticks, which they called the “Boucan”. That was the origin of the barbecue grill and later the meat made there took the same. These French people was peaceful, living from selling the Boucan they made to ships passing. But the Spanish Crown didn’t like that foreign presence, specially near cattle, so it started persecuting them, and the survivors decided to get revenge on Spain, attacking Spanish ships and cities, establishing the fame of the Buccaneers.

the scrunchie bit gets me every time yall

"this is a nice establishment we are at a Chili's" words that have never before been uttered

Oh, my god. It's like they actually listened when we said we wanted to see more of Josh and Emily together.

Can we get a GIF of Emily saying “why so splashy josh?!”

"We've all been there with like a Keystone Light at a party." Ugh, felt that one shake my bones.

Anyone else think Wavy Maeve (and most of Emily's alter egos) needs her own Mythical show/channel. Note, modern Salmagundy (otherwise Solomon Grundy) is more soup than salad

@brearmstrong7922

2 жыл бұрын

well she does do comedy lol. she should have her own standup special!!

@just83542

2 жыл бұрын

Lauren, i never would have linked that, thank you!

"Josh dry sack" is the best pirate name, 10/10

Yooo, the True Blood accent was HILARIOUS. I had to rewatch it a couple of times xD

I honestly love how much I learn from these episodes. It really gives you a unique insight into the past and other cultures. That’s one of the great things about food.

lol Emily's improv was on point this episode, very nice.

Little fun fact, hard tack was usually stored in squares for the Civil War time. Because it was easier to pack that way, but in the time of the Pirates it was usually circular like an English muffin as it would be stored in barrels. Same thing different shape but it’s still interesting i think Also due to how hard it was they would usually let it soak in their grog To try and soften it before doing anything

Lmao I love the just “we’re gonna just ignore how raw this half a chicken is” and proceeds to keep cutting everything with the same cleaver 🤣🤣🤣

Emily looks low key kinda awesome as a pirate

I love watching Josh and Emily, their personalities work so great together and make a hilarious show

Yes! This dynamic duo is becoming more of a regular reccurence! Always a joy to see them and of their genuinely friendly and just as bizarre sense of chemistry!

The episodes with Emily are the best. And the outfits are so good

Wavy Maive and the Dirty Boys sounds like a band I’d listen to 😂🤣

this show is the only channel i have the bell clicked, and im never mad when my phone wakes me up at 3am.

“ It’s been a pleasure” with the sword waving so much 😂🤣🤣🤣 Emily and Josh are my 2 favorite people to watch. Pure gold 😂😂😂😂

I'd really love to see Josh make a giant seafood feast, with a variety of sea creatures. He hasn't used seafood very much at all. He used seafood in the fancy baha blast meal episode, he cooked salmon in cook food good, he made a lobster hot pocket, there was the red lobster nachos, he used canned crab in the bisquick unboxed recipe episode, he made the Japanese McDonald's shrimp sandwich, there were shrimp in his "last meal," he used salmon in the meal he made for his cat, he made Sriracha fish and chips, he did the Doritos cured salmon, he made a fish sauce for the 2,000 year old ancient Roman pizza, he made the fancy McDinald's Filet-O-Fish, and the Future Fast Food Carl's Jr Lobster burger. (I may have missed a couple, but I'm pretty sure that's all of them.) That's only 13 videos out of the 200+ videos he's done.

Emily’s True Blood accent killed me 💀😂

Emily really pulls off the pirate character

Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger the king of the pirates obtained this and everything else the World had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas. “You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered Together in one place. Now you just have to find it! ” These words lured men to the grand line, pursuing dreams greater than they Ever dared to imagine. This is the time known as the great pirate era.

@gracel1814

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao was looking for this comment

My favorite duo on this channel

These two together are the best. I love the way they bounce off each other. My favs

Smosh needs to invite Josh and Emily to come do some guest appearances! TNTL and Eat or Yeet!

The equal opportunity joke nearly killed me. I was not expecting that while eating 🤣🤣

Emily is just vibes she always kills it I always love seeing her in the videos !!!!!

Besides “Where in the world do these international foods come from,” this is my favourite show of Mythicality. Emily is the best!

That was often a better Australian accent than most actors trying to do an Australian accent specifically 😂

Dry Sack/Moist Sack and Wavy Maeve are killing me. I love this pairing! The pegging and sardine sucking is legend.

I love the Josh and Emily collaborations. They are hilarious 🤣😆😂 Love their energy

Pirates, pigeons & PEGGING sounds like my kinda party…

As someone with spina bifida, wavey maive has my support.

I love the chemistry these 2 have, please don’t ever end this show!!

"I cut things off, I don't cut things out." The brilliance is abundant! Thank you!

Thank you so much for having these 2 amazing people work together. Best Show Ever.

I love how you keep the show fresh never frozen

I haven't seen Emily in like 2 years... wow she's come out strong. She's hilarious! She should be in comedy movies on the big screen

Yes! Josh and Emily, the chaos and creativity is unlimited 💕

This might just be my all time meals of the past favorite episode! Respect to Emily for not going with the stereotypical pirate accent, although I would have loved that 😂 arrrrrr! 🏴‍☠️🗡⛴

Wasn't alcohol mixed with water for sanitary reasons? Imagine the pirate runs, overboard😂

I love this series, Emily and Josh work so well together, and also the fact that its always the same people for each episodes allows them to make callbacks

I just feel in love with Emily haha you two work so good with each other

Emily is just something else man... GMM wouldn't be the same without her.

Emily's energy is amazing.

josh and emily stopping to yell at the oven is *chefs kiss*

This series is the only thing that brings me serotonin anymore. Please make more.

This is one of the best ones, you’re both genuinely so funny people gj

Josh and Emily episodes are my absolute favorite 🤣

scoliosis is curved spine spina bifida is a pocket of fluid that develops when the neural tube doesn't close the whole way(the nerves in the spine and fluid form a lump on the spine)

emilys laugh is so good i love those 2 in the kitchen together xD

I would like to take a moment to point out... Emily came into MK just like big chillin and tellin jokes.... then Ben yelled at her to help cook.... so she did that once or twice and then said nahhhhh and started cosplaying every episode and I literally love not only all the characters (even tho you could get a little more sucked into some of em, but ya know I played alot of D&D growing up xD) but I love the evolution of Emilys role in the MoH series and I think she handled it brilliantly and I would be very sad to have to watch a MoH without Emily channeling a relevant character from the time observed in the episode to spice things up and teach a thing or two sometimes! And Josh our brains are very similiar except im good at games/computers where youre good at food/speaking welll (which is huge... my ADD makes talking really hard sometimes xD) & school of hard knocks for us both in our subjects, but you are like WAY more yoked than id ever be xD Im 30 and ive weighed 125 lbs since I was 13 and have tried to gain some but like never works xD But like we could def hang out is the point. I am very grateful that you were absorbed into this Mythical world and i love you both xD

@amyoutube494

Жыл бұрын

You could def hang out? HaHAHAHAHA

Emily is such an amazing guest

Josh made the cutest laugh ever after Pirate Emily asked if he 'wants some of the slop, boy?'

The chemistry between these two is so amazing. Kiss kiss kiss! -3-