Debugging is like you're the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

@lightskinche

4 жыл бұрын

So basically you killed someone, but you dont know how?

@MattB-sv4sk

4 жыл бұрын

@@alptunga and you're the victim aswell

@edselludovice9337

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that you are looking for the mistake you actually made. lol

@raoahmadshaharyar7720

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes the whole software is not running just because of a comma or a semi-colon

@jacekszydlowski2138

4 жыл бұрын

and a Victim...

10% coding, 90% debugging

@oskrm

6 жыл бұрын

10% coding, 20% googling, 70% debugging

@RadiationOverdose

6 жыл бұрын

10% coding, 30% StackOverflow, 60% debugging

@luuk777w

6 жыл бұрын

100% StackOverflow

@supremebohnenstange4102

6 жыл бұрын

Jason Walker 80 % making cofee

@geetargato

6 жыл бұрын

Debugging shouldn't take nearly that much of your time if you're an experienced programmer. Only about 20% of my process is debugging, the most time is spent planning and doing the equations & pseudocode on paper...but I'm in scientific computing, not software development.

"Are you a programmer?" "Yes." "So what do you do?" "I program." "What else can you do?" "Copy paste error messages into google."

@dimuthusudesh850

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/X3aXz9mnoae3hLQ.html

@manbirjudge8415

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 You are a true programmer.

@moderneinstein2644

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

The best part of programming is when the software finally comes together and runs seamlessly. Ouuu that feels 😁

@fefeisbored1958

4 жыл бұрын

Or when you add a thing and it just runs without errors.

@dybiosol

4 жыл бұрын

@@fefeisbored1958 Or when you write something and it runs just as you expected the first time you hit Run.

@quintencabo

3 жыл бұрын

Those are rare but when it happens ouuuu

@gray.dog6

3 жыл бұрын

Dude it feels like I just got $1,000,000 when that happens. Only problem is that it’s as rare as getting $1,000,000 :/

@Binizh23

3 жыл бұрын

@@gray.dog6 lol I feel ya'

What do programmers do? Mostly, we shitpost on Reddit.

@victornpb

6 жыл бұрын

No they fix your printer, and hack facebook accounts.

@unnwas

6 жыл бұрын

>Reddit

@13thxenos

6 жыл бұрын

stackexchange

@pepn

6 жыл бұрын

"The mouse isn't working, can you fix this for me?" - every programmer's parents

@kodnot

6 жыл бұрын

Devrant > reddit

"Do software engineers get banned from talking to customers?" Man. Most software engineers I know would be absolutely thrilled to not have to talk to customers.

@jonharson

6 жыл бұрын

I ban the customers if they manage to reach engineering...

@MrSlowestD16

6 жыл бұрын

Whether they like it or don't, most don't speak with customers. There's other job roles that are more geared towards that. If you speak with a customer it'll be most likely be an engineer from another company who's a customer.

@Lambda_Ovine

6 жыл бұрын

Everyone would be thrilled to not have to talk to customers, including the costumer service department.

@kidacrimson1204

6 жыл бұрын

LOLOL, Is this a joke?! I've been working in IT going on 8 years now and that is exactly _why_ I'm learning to code...*so I don't have to talk to users/customers anymore!!* They are the WORST.

@dcmsr5141

6 жыл бұрын

This is the very reason I got into coding, 28 yrs and counting as a floor nurse, I can't wait to graduate and I look forward the solitude

10% coding, 20% debugging, *70% googling*

@Surtur99

5 жыл бұрын

Do experienced/hired programmers also do it? I read a lot about people struggling, sitting and reading code for hours, trying to solve stuff.

@ravronz9677

5 жыл бұрын

100% copy paste from stackoverflow hahaha

@ZippyDoodah

5 жыл бұрын

@@Surtur99 If something does show up that they do not know of, even if they are experienced, they often search it up as they learn from it. Learning is continuous no matter what your profession. Often there is someone who knows more than you do, they post it on google, the programmer looks it up and learns :D

@figloalds

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, Google is often the fastest way into some specific documentation you put php explode, java replace all, net Tasks.WhenAll and get straight to the right docs. Also, it is very common to check documentation even for the simplest common APIs, because it's impossible and inefficient to memorize all the tiny details behind them, for example indexOf in most languages returns -1 if not found, but some might throw an exception. Some functions throw exception and fail loudly others just returns null, it's messy. The docs also has detailed information about the parameters and how the function will behave in special scenarios, tiny things you cannot simply guess or be expected to keep memorized In short yes, no matter how long you've been programming, research is a tightly related skill.

@Vortex-qb2se

4 жыл бұрын

Who needs google if you have brain...

me when coding : 1% code 50 % browse in stackoverflow for soultion 49% debuggin edit: thanks for likes

@koji2975

5 жыл бұрын

so fokin true Edit:you forgot that we just hang out on reddit and shitpost a lot

@alek3y

5 жыл бұрын

where's eating

@yxcvbnmmnbvcxy544

5 жыл бұрын

I'm feeling sad for the person that programmed stackoverflow

@daveduffy2823

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@kevinpham3093

5 жыл бұрын

Me when coding: 100% giving up

Watching this while procrastinating on a programming project

@oskrm

6 жыл бұрын

hello fellow procrastinator

@sanapagarkar4514

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@chandrashekard.7543

6 жыл бұрын

Lol same here

@eshwarkumar8138

6 жыл бұрын

Hello my friend

@georgeelsham

6 жыл бұрын

thealbinolizard literally me ALL the time. Please help me overcome this.

Start projects not because they're easy, but rather because they thought it would be easy. Furthermore, they live off of coffee and spend 90% of their time on stackoverflow or reddit.

@zakariasahmane1132

6 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be able to do my job if stackoverflow didn't exist actually.

@Ariana-dn4mm

6 жыл бұрын

stack overflow is my saviour haha

@marys2129

6 жыл бұрын

Glad Rose-Hulman is preparing me in that department too, because it feels like that 100% of the time!

@neutronstar6739

6 жыл бұрын

Me, basically lmao.

@splittydev

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty accurate

After 20+ years programming, I'll say the two hardest things about programming is getting useful info from users and keeping managers, especially VPs, from trying to add to specs during development.

@SaintSaint

Жыл бұрын

Dipping down is the worst. I actually don't mind the users if I get enough time to talk with them directly. I like to see how people do their jobs and its fun to fix their agony. I feel like a superhero. But I've also had a CEO in my cube making arbitrary decisions for dynamic content on the main page as I code it for her and deploy to prod real time on a 100K users/day website. I agree about the dipping down part.

I’m a slot machine/iOS app programmer and I’ll tell you what we do: we drink coffee and stare blankly for hours at lines of code on a computer screen before realizing we forgot to add a “}” somewhere. !!!😡😡🥴🥴🤯🤯

@yashkapoor5894

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@michalyne

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds about right...LOL

@tg.yusofffamily9960

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/h31tm82xgrO5ZLw.html

@tg.yusofffamily9960

4 жыл бұрын

@@michalyne kzread.info/dash/bejne/h31tm82xgrO5ZLw.html

@Monster-be2yp

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

They stare off into space for a long time, then they type something. Repeat.

@brianlance

6 жыл бұрын

Also occasionally watch youtube videos about "What do programmers actually do?"

@IanJamesFowler

6 жыл бұрын

yeah it's all Boolean...conditional day dream

@TheRealXPL_

6 жыл бұрын

hmmm... stereotypes... I type 82 wpm, and i will not stop typing until my script is done.

@juancalle4369

6 жыл бұрын

God damn this is spot on lol.

@BillAnt

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe they write a couple of lines of code, then hit pornhub for an hour, go back to code, and repeat. No, I wouldn't know... ha-ha

What programmers do: read lots of documentation :(

@lancewalker2595

6 жыл бұрын

I usually just wait for someone on a StackOverFlow thread.

@RomualdBrunet

6 жыл бұрын

while trying our best never to write any documentation of our own

@astralacuity

6 жыл бұрын

That's certainly a part of the job... doesn't overshadow other aspects such as Q&A or refactoring, but it's significant. It's one of my favorite aspects because with documentation comes fresh knowledge and that's where the job never stagnates.

@MadGamer_666

5 жыл бұрын

What programers do : stackoverflow.com/ "copy" -> "paste"

@rcbridj

5 жыл бұрын

softwaresecrets.com/livewebclass?cf_affiliate_id=1397200&affiliate_id=1397200

This is all wrong. I mostly just complain about other people's code.

@DeTrOiTXX12

4 жыл бұрын

haha that's so funny

@bbqseitan7106

4 жыл бұрын

I'm an IT tech and my mantra is "its the program."

@dimuthusudesh850

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/X3aXz9mnoae3hLQ.html

Memorize r u serious. We google everything and thank god for stackoverflow

@Anomaly66666

3 жыл бұрын

So anyone can become a basic programmer and just use stack overflow?

@batka5024

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anomaly66666 dont listen them, if it was that way do u think how many people want to be programmerrs ? you need to study very much !

@karna9156

2 жыл бұрын

@@batka5024 actually I am looking for backend developer roles (fresher).I am just eager to know how really people are working in IT sector, everyone here is commenting 1%code,50%stack overflow,49%debug....I am really confused .are these guys are kidding or is this a situation really happening. Thanks in advance brother !

@batka5024

2 жыл бұрын

@@karna9156 Dont trust everythink u read on the internet, ofcourse programming its not that like the comment, u need to work very hard to succseed for it jobs this days. for me its 98% coding and the rest are others thinks. work hard get good reward have a nice day

@karna9156

2 жыл бұрын

@@batka5024 thank you for the kind reply bro ! Have a nice day 💥

tldr: programmers just understand the basics, they google everything else

@jameslawson1

5 жыл бұрын

Speak for yourself.

@user-fi5dn4ji5u

5 жыл бұрын

If you relate to this, please forget everything you have learned, and learn it all again from something/someone reputable.

@seren3650

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone’s gotta consult the man at some point.

@moonlightsculptor3781

5 жыл бұрын

Suddenly we need to use different language.. lol

@Chromodynamics

5 жыл бұрын

So how do they create Google?

I'm a hardware/software engineer and I do it for the challenge. But a word of caution; NEVER let the customer have direct access to the engineer or the product modification requests will be ENDLESS

@esarmiento7

6 жыл бұрын

Why ?

@MadGamer_666

5 жыл бұрын

Too late... 😐

@moonlightsculptor3781

5 жыл бұрын

Advantage in CS, data structures n algo, math a lot, mostly u learn concept instead of code

@robj7481

5 жыл бұрын

dave, ABSOLUTELY. I have a masters in hardware but 100% self taught in software. When I started in 1979, I learned on my own through publications like Popular Electronics, but I quickly discovered there was always one component in any “build this” project that I couldn’t get my hands on so I started designing my own stuff (all discrete, resistors, diodes, transistors, etc), but then I got restless and wanted to learn CPUs so Z80, here I come! But then I realized I couldn’t program anything I designed so the next step was learning Assembly. I learned to code in BASIC as well and was writing games for the TRS-80 in 1980. I wrote my own versions of popular arcade games like Tron and Warlords. It wasn’t until after grade school that I went for the degree (graduated in 1983) but by then I already had a very good groundwork laid in electronics. Well, here it is 40 years later and I’m STILL doing this sh... er stuff! PS, not a silly question!

@robj7481

5 жыл бұрын

edgar sarmiento, why? Because customers will NAG and nitpick you about every piece of code or functionality in the project.. “can you make it do this?”, “I’d prefer it did that.”

Damn, you said "think of a problem you wanna solve" and my brain was like "world peace" this is gonna be difficult xD

@Emily-fm7pt

4 жыл бұрын

Gerrit Großkopf break the problem down into solvable pieces

@mosup5007

4 жыл бұрын

@@Emily-fm7pt covid-19 looks like a hard solution at least we may learn a lesson from that and start a real change

@ninjafruitchilled

4 жыл бұрын

*programs benevolent SkyNet to overthrow all human governments and lead world into a new age of enlightenment*

@nabeel9187

4 жыл бұрын

@@ninjafruitchilled Error 404 Skynet crashed Immediate civil war

@christiancoleman5452

4 жыл бұрын

Muhammad Jācir 😂

How to hack NASA with HTML?

@kunalsingh-pp8gp

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@anown315

5 жыл бұрын

Play with inspect element

@hikigayahachiman1327

5 жыл бұрын

You talk serious about it lmao. 😂

@HolyMelonYT

5 жыл бұрын

nasa, if you read this your hacked

@nikhilsathe5956

4 жыл бұрын

नासाच्या आईची गांड,

My CS professor just tells me that we programmers are better at using Google.....

@gusmaiawork

5 жыл бұрын

better than who?

@umadbroyo2388

5 жыл бұрын

Gus Maia Better than an average person.

@MisterL2_yt

5 жыл бұрын

it's so true though xd

@paimonbutter

4 жыл бұрын

*what about the programmers who made Google*

@jexusmasilungan250

3 жыл бұрын

@@paimonbutter they are legends

The "you have to work alone to work best" line is more of a misunderstanding. You have to get some work done in a day, like in any job. The thing with programming is that, if you're interrupted it can take you 10-15 minutes to get back into the right head-space and remember exactly where you were up to so you can continue coding. So if colleges keep visiting you every 15min for a 30sec chat, or even just ask you a question, you get zero done the entire day. Which is why you need to have at least some blocks of time without interruptions to get work done.

@SarthorS

6 жыл бұрын

This is why I hated working in open plan offices and preferred cubicles. A number of times I had to lock myself in an empty room for 2-3 hours when working on a particularly complex piece of code because any distraction at all would set me back. Plus in a cubicle you can personalise your workspace more, and have places to hang up reference sheets.

@katrinal353

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, programming is like writing a _novel._ You need your own head space, to let your own mind work, and your own body to translate that into something consistent. However, you only work with others as a necessity, if you want to write a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big novel. Plus, most programmers being introverts, it's kinda natural. lol

@PandemonicHypercube

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah I feel like "you have to work alone to work best", isn't a question I could give a yes or no answer to, because it really depends on what is meant by that. I mean, in order to work effectively on anything large, you absolutely need to be able to work well with others. This is a cooperative business by its very nature. Very, very rarely you'll get some kind of programming genius with terrible social skills, and have a manager act as an interface layer between them and everyone else, but that's extremely rare to the point of being almost non-existent. On the other hand, when it comes to actually sitting down to do programming/debugging work, some people definitely do need to be alone to get into a flow state and be their most productive. I'm certainly one of those people, when I have to do any serious coding it's time to get some good music on the headphones and just block out the outside world. I understand the logic behind it, but working in one of those places where they do pair programming would be my worst nightmare, I just can't concentrate with someone hovering over my shoulder.

@bryanblatz2001

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Wilson I cannot agree more!

@douwehuysmans5959

6 жыл бұрын

What one programmer can do in a week, two programmers can do in two weeks.

Programming is the closest thing we'll ever have to a superpower

@pianosenzanima1

4 жыл бұрын

You need to research more into art

@supreetkumar7604

4 жыл бұрын

maybe

@DepressedLemur9

4 жыл бұрын

More like magic

@sudonick2161

4 жыл бұрын

True

@hanasschoolwork4564

2 жыл бұрын

love both programming and art. Both are creative.

Programmer (n.): Organism that converts Coffee to Software.

@silentgrove7670

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Drinking coffee NOW and was learning about dynamic programming this afternoon.

@ollerich32

4 жыл бұрын

Also pizza!

Headaches. We get headaches.

@kobeclips

6 жыл бұрын

And depression.

@thegarageluthier

6 жыл бұрын

bad eyes

@kobeclips

6 жыл бұрын

But its worth it cause its cool!!!

@textexadecimal9340

6 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about disappointment

@WelcomeToMyDream

6 жыл бұрын

Luckily there are pills for most of that, and caffeine for overclocking.

We just copy code from stackoverflow

@anuhassan5596

6 жыл бұрын

pretty sure he was just joking...

@jameslawson1

5 жыл бұрын

Speak for yourself, Mr. php

@MadGamer_666

5 жыл бұрын

Is OK to copy things that already work. But come on Lol you gotta put the effort into your own code 😁

@srishti-ai

5 жыл бұрын

and who writes the codes on stackoverflow in the first place? Guess programmers.

@aidynskullz4139

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

Programming is the BEST DRUG EVER! The endorphin rush from completing a program (or even just an algorithm for a subroutine) is intense. It leaves solving the Jumble puzzle in the dust.

Can't code my way out of crippling depression and anxiety.

@SamirMishra6174

4 жыл бұрын

Hope this helps, I too have struggled with depression kzread.info/dash/bejne/f3Zpq7pmntOblqg.html

@garynovak7977

4 жыл бұрын

I have found that I can code my way into depression and anxiety.

@dybiosol

4 жыл бұрын

Put it in rice.

Why do I find this so uplifting??? because when you've found your passion it's hard to keep it to yourself and when you share it the enthusiasm is contagious.

@vedantrana1478

2 жыл бұрын

I completely agree

I like to work alone. #NotAllProgrammers

@m-agoumi

6 жыл бұрын

me too high five 🖐👨‍💻

@AnasKhan-ur9dp

6 жыл бұрын

mouhamd Agoumi hack you tonight

@sammymohamed1755

6 жыл бұрын

True teamwork as a programmer is a fantasy

@surelock3221

6 жыл бұрын

Programming is like League of Legends, it really depends on the team and every mistake is YOUR fault alone

@junhapark5799

6 жыл бұрын

Sure Lock lol

*writes spaghetti code * // TODO: refactor this

You just might be the coolest person on youtube. In going through several of your old videos over the past month or so I've found that you're super intelligent, hilarious, you play music, and now you're hugging a copy of Dominion, my favorite game! Keep being awesome!

We Google, "How do I ..." :)

@luisrogelio98

6 жыл бұрын

Also: How to .... in *Programing Language*

@llawliet6429

6 жыл бұрын

god bless google for destroying imagination, and intuition

@arnavjoshi796

6 жыл бұрын

We use stackoverflow

@beakz

6 жыл бұрын

Not really. It just saves me from keeping lots of information in my head that is better used for other things :)

@matthewsantiago7113

6 жыл бұрын

HOW DO I JAVA. HOW DO I C#. HOW DO I NODEJS. UNIT TEST HOW. BAD MERGE FIX HOW.

I'm fairly sure programmers actually turn coffee into bugs.

@agungwibowoibrahim2156

6 жыл бұрын

Dávid Semperger 100% accurate

@danpluso

6 жыл бұрын

bugs??? or features??? :D

@Piotrek7654321

6 жыл бұрын

Well, considering that your coffee already contains some bugs in it...

@BillAnt

6 жыл бұрын

And turn bugs into coffee.. lol

@Draco-wq1ch

6 жыл бұрын

coffee --> code --> features --> bugs --> frustration --> coffee. Rinse and repeat.

Just put Try: and Exept: on the entire code then ur good to go.

I was wandering around KZread looking for inspiration and I clicked on your video out of curiosity. It turns out this DOES help me A LOT as I am in the same situation with Ms. Erin Teague in the vid!!! Thank you very much and I hope you can read this and be PROUD of what you're doing. Lots of love and wish you a good day.

I sometimes like to think of my coding like I'm writing the books from Myst. You simply write a bunch of text into plain text files and "POOF", you've created another world with its own rules. Hopefully that world solves the problem you're working on!

@TonyHammitt

6 жыл бұрын

I talked to Richard Stallman about this one time. What makes what you've typed into "code"? It was a strange discussion. Is there some magic that turns "something someone typed" into "code worthy of copyright protection"? We didn't come to a conclusion, but it was a good discussion.

@rozaepareza

6 жыл бұрын

I think the linking book was an analogy for how it felt for the game developers to create Myst. Those games were a big influence on me getting into coding, and now I'm a software engineer!

@753238

6 жыл бұрын

We really like 'artificial' so much Artificial World Artificial Preservatives Artificial Intelligence and even f***ing *Artificial Love* ?

Hello! I am Bachelor of Science in Physics and I also left a physics for a job as a software engineer. I have no regrets! That was one of my best decisions of my life. Good luck Dianna! Cheers, Paul.

@aMulliganStew

6 жыл бұрын

my best friend from college, with a doctorate in physics, did the same thing. (and his name is Paul.)

@mathewoxenham7540

6 жыл бұрын

I'm a software engineer (I should say bachelor of Science too with honours) that dabbles in the physics side (see my channel). both side have their plus's

@stephennaus5006

6 жыл бұрын

So would you say it would be a bad decision to major in physics then? I'm a senior in high school and right now I'm planning on double majoring in physics and applied math but I'm not sure if that would be a big mistake. I don't enjoy computer science as much and I seem to be much better at more math-heavy subjects but I don't want to regret not majoring in it later. Your responses would be much appreciated.

@emperortgp2424

6 жыл бұрын

Stephen Naus I've been pondering this exact same thing for a while.

@brentvettel5343

6 жыл бұрын

Paul that's very nice Paul

Amazing. Clean, fun to watch and SO educational. Great job! Thanks you so much!!!!

I am definitely late to comment, currently going through a bunch of videos on this channel. Super fun stuff, its like binge watching a show you like. Anyway I am a software dev and the puzzle explanation makes so much sense. My favorite part about the puzzle solving with software is that a lot of the time you create puzzles(word problems basically xD) where the goal is to make this puzzle that once it is completed; it will solve other puzzles for you more efficiently. Which the greatest starting project for beginners is to make a basic calculator, you are creating a puzzle(coding calculator) where the goal is that it will solve other puzzels(the math problems). My other favorite part is actually the math. Math has never been my strong suit until i started coding. All of a sudden math became a language to me. Instead of writing the math problem out, then solving it by hand. I could understand what equations i needed for the computer to tell me the solution, then i could enter different values through the software without having to write the problem over and over. Not sure if any of that made sense. Maybe someone will see it and understand lol.

I write software for a living. It's not all beer and skittles. Most jobs are boring rinse and repeat data-entry and reporting systems. Only a small proportion of programmers get paid to work on cool stuff. But I still love it and code for fun in my spare time.

@Maicowerk

6 жыл бұрын

I work on cool stuff

@danielkeenan2508

6 жыл бұрын

Lucky you. :)

@ZapOKill

6 жыл бұрын

get another job, there is plenty of cool stuff

@AlexanderKrivacsSchrder

6 жыл бұрын

I second the get another job sentiment. Software developers are in very high demand. Don't settle for data entry and reporting, if that's not your cup of tea.

"basically" I c what you did there

@IceMetalPunk

6 жыл бұрын

The pun came along Swift as a stealthy Python.

@shubhamshinde3593

6 жыл бұрын

i c++ what you did there

@nineball039

6 жыл бұрын

Glad you don't have a lisp.

@JaccovanSchaik

6 жыл бұрын

Oh, can I have a Go?

@strengthman600

6 жыл бұрын

starmoon1987 It's probably good you can C# if your Objective is to C

Went back to watch your first vid. Adorable, dude. Enjoyed seeing the evolution of your delivery

I love how funny yet informative this video is! Keep producing great content, here's a newbie at programming. :)

I've been programming 20 years and I have accumulated a row of rubber ducks (for debugging) on my desk. When people ask me if I've "got my ducks in a row", I literally just point in the direction of my desk and tell them "Look!". ha ha!

@iLoveTurtlesHaha

6 жыл бұрын

I want to be your friend. You got your ducks in a row and everything. XD

@pumpkincal4411

6 жыл бұрын

Wow you definitely get laid

@user-sw1wq8lh2w

6 жыл бұрын

you get ducks for fixing bugs? I just get more bug tickets :[

@paulgoogol2652

6 жыл бұрын

yea for every bug you fix you create 2 more. it is a delicate business.

@joshmeyer3582

6 жыл бұрын

I read that book :-) Talking to one duck wasn't enough for you? You had to go get more?

You should make one called, what does congress even do?

@physicsgirl

6 жыл бұрын

I like that. a series on what anybody actually does.

@UKPhoto111

6 жыл бұрын

Take bribes on Net Neutrality?

@aMulliganStew

6 жыл бұрын

old childish rhyme: "Pro is opposite of Con. This fact is plainly seen. If progress means to go forward, then what does congress mean?"

@ProfessorPolitics

6 жыл бұрын

For the curious: The answer depends on who you ask, really. The most common idea in Poli Sci is that members act in ways that maximize their chances of reelection. They do this by claiming credit for things like getting funding for a fire department, by advertising their existence to their constituents via social media and meetings, and by taking positions on social issues. Others agree with this general idea but also hold that members pursue legislation with goals depending on the committees they serve on and/or their ambition. It may be hard to believe, but a lot of evidence shows that politicians try to push policy that they think that their voting constituents (and sometimes constituents more generally) will benefit from. Others still show that they pursue policies in-line with their ideological beliefs (conditional on what is tractible given the current political moment). But! Interestingly, a lot of good evidence shows that they aren't as easily bought as people think, but they are reliant on the "expertise" (both real and artificial) of their staff and external sources (including outside businesses/lobbying groups but also bureaucrats as well). They're also much more wed to the party line due to a combination of gerrymandering, activism from think-tanks and party activists in general, and rule changes that happened in the 70s but we're catalyzed in the 90s.

@Saludin2

6 жыл бұрын

idk man just watch house of cards maybe you learn something

Thank you for your amazing ability to connect the dots with humor, science, talent and a genuine desire to share.

5:59 *This is what I always say!!!* I was doing biomedical engineering in the school of Electrical engineering and now moved to information engineering and I love coding!

Program?

@physicsgirl

6 жыл бұрын

An excellent guess.

@VAXHeadroom

6 жыл бұрын

mostly I write documentation. Well...that's the snarky answer. Actually I write software to control satellite systems. Or turn coffee into hardware...whatever :D

@IceMetalPunk

6 жыл бұрын

Good documentation has saved many a project! Poor documentation has caused many a near stroke...

@nirmalpadwal1266

6 жыл бұрын

Uriah Siner I was going to comment the same thing but I was a bit late (8 hours). Great minds think alike !!

@rynstrs

6 жыл бұрын

And drink coffee. We also talk to rubber ducks, but mostly during infinite loops.

This really taught me nothing.. :(

@Guztav1337

6 жыл бұрын

Haha!

@madraven37

5 жыл бұрын

LOL..

@rcbridj

5 жыл бұрын

softwaresecrets.com/livewebclass?cf_affiliate_id=1397200&affiliate_id=1397200

@fakecubed

5 жыл бұрын

What programmers actually do is read documentation, try to understand what the code they're looking at actually does, and then like 10% of the time is actually writing new code.

I recently fell in love with programming, after I received a task of preparing 400 3dsmax files and 400 c4d files for sale. Now I'm fluent in Maxscript and learning Python. At school I was in love with physics and I actually miss it. I don't know why did I study interior architecture!!

@marleneantunes3293

4 жыл бұрын

Karim Jamal-Eddine maybe you think you love programming and physics but it's just a "compensation" mechanism because you are not sure about your interior architecture decision

Thanks so much for creating and sharing this educational and entertaining video. Great job. Hope that each day you are feeling better than the day before.🙏

I turned a childhood hobby of programming on my VIC20 into a, thus far, 30 year career I have absolutely loved. I am the epitome of the stereotypical programmer you described. I am a personable person, but I prefer working alone. I actually work from home full time for a bank. When I was a contract developer, I usually worked from 11PM into the wee hours of the morning.

@stribor695

4 жыл бұрын

hi Sir, do you mind if I message You, I have a question about working remotely.. I appreciate it in advance, thank you kindly ..

@prasannachavan2483

4 жыл бұрын

Are you my favourite John Casey from the NSA?

while (!doneprogram){ if(tired){ coffee++ ; continue; } else if( bug){ cout

@IceMetalPunk

6 жыл бұрын

No no, things graduate from bug to feature only when you *are* tired! Or if you work at Apple...

@bytefu

6 жыл бұрын

b work

@mouradqqch1767

6 жыл бұрын

You will never get a job if you code like that mate

@jimmysyar889

6 жыл бұрын

Arun Woosaree while(!doneprogram) { If(tired) { Coffee++; } Else if((apple.employee && bug) || (google. Employee && feature.new)) { Cout

@bdnugget

6 жыл бұрын

you can't just capitalize keywords like that

This channel is great. Easy to watch. Nice variety.

A Big thank to Ben for Jacob's software, the guy is so incredible good with music ! Adding Ben's work is a real piece of art ! And you ROCK !

They shape the world around us. No big deal.

@patrick_test123

6 жыл бұрын

Jared Davidson they make the stuff that tells the thing which makes the stuff that tells the things how to behave.

@Abdi-uy1kh

6 жыл бұрын

Spamme Loop - Last name checks

@reyariass

6 жыл бұрын

OMG it’s Jared!

@LetsBuildThatApp

6 жыл бұрын

Hi there jared

@ProjectFlashlight612

6 жыл бұрын

Ladies and gentlemen, what passes in the US for deftly understated irony.

I always thought they just created ridiculous updates so they could force them on me, and shutdown my computer during a presentation.

@DrunkenUFOPilot

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, most of us do that. But a few of us have to create the original software to be updated. BTW, when is your next presentation? [Rubs hands together gleefully]

@ClockworkRBLX

6 жыл бұрын

most of us programmers don't like that either, which is part of why a larger percentage of us use linux and not windows

@user-os8sq3uh4n

6 жыл бұрын

ClockworkHex I don't know about most of us... I wouldn't dream of coding without Windows around. Though I love Linux VMs for coding environments and Linux on the server.

@angrysocialjusticewarrior

6 жыл бұрын

Windows is simply superior to Linux in every way. Linux is a great system for personal use, but for professional environments..... Windows is the way to go if you want to be taken seriously.

@AndyPandy33

6 жыл бұрын

You trippin

Your description of why we like software engineering is spot on. As I was listening I noticed the desk behind you, laid out like my own including the long keyboard (88 keys?). Nice!

writing code is so awesome and fun especially when u have good ideas fir projects its just so great to see everything work and come together

Ik you probably won’t read this but, im a high school student trying to figure out what I want to do with my life. I’ve been a fan of yours for a couple years and software engineering has always been something I’ve thought maybe I could do that. And I literally started screaming when I started this video. Like ugh thank you.

@chewingwildflower

2 жыл бұрын

3 years later, how are you now? :)

@surajrao4792

2 жыл бұрын

@@chewingwildflower yeah even i am curious to know :)

@APRA30

2 жыл бұрын

Oi, how’s it going now?? Hopefully things have worked out well

im trying to visualize the basic pun but i can't see it very sharp

@sean9806

5 жыл бұрын

Ser Noisy I c what you did there

@milanstevic8424

5 жыл бұрын

nice prologue, but I'm here for the clojure

@tomovlada

5 жыл бұрын

@Jonah Mann QUESTION: Which mountain is 8 times taller than Velebit? ANSWER: Velebyte (Yes, there is a mountain called Velebit)

@galaxynova9276

4 жыл бұрын

aaaaa a *python* is attacking me

@Peat030

4 жыл бұрын

Double pun... deserves a like

I've been developing software professionally for 6 years now, but I'm curious and passionate about programming languages since I was 11 years old (that's 15 years ago) when I first read C The Complete Reference; What I love most is that I'm constantly both learning new stuff and heavily using the stuff I learned previously, it wears me down every day as any job would, but it never stops being awesome. I'm very lucky to have early on spotted my true vocation.

It's 2019 now, there's no way you are getting a job in software engineering while abandoning making a sweet couple hundred thousand off youtube videos

@Fashionablykat

5 жыл бұрын

You must not have a physics degree.

Funny... I’ve graduated as a software engineer and I still ask this myself everyday. I’m currently in a job where it is NOT at all related to what I took, but it pays the bills.

@camicus-3249

6 жыл бұрын

Bin man

@zengrath

6 жыл бұрын

This, almost everyone i know who went to college to get a degree never actually gets a job using that degree. For me college is the biggest rip off. I known a guy who had like every technical degree you can have and still didn't have a job in it. Problem is most jobs require degree's also require years of experience, if your not already in the field or have close friends who are, your wasting your time. Good luck ever paying off what you paid to get those degree's.

@chariethe

6 жыл бұрын

British Blue admin for a computer company. But don’t worry too much. Not everyone will end up like me. Everyone’s chances are different. My advice? Start looking for career opportunities a few months before you graduate. Just put yourself out there and someone will eventually bite.

@TonyHammitt

6 жыл бұрын

Welcome to life! I'm a physicist who's just been doing this software stuff for 20 years to pay the bills :) The physics stuff comes in handy more than you'd think, error analysis, stats, differential equations, combinatorics, it's all blended in there somewhere.

@katrinal353

6 жыл бұрын

+zengrath The thing with Computer Science, is that there's a divide between theory and the frameworks. Theory is what makes you a _scientist_ and if you want to be the one designing all the cool algorithms, you want this. However, if you become a developer/code-monkey, you don't need much theory in your daily life, but instead, you need to learn technologies, languages etc., so that you can apply them _practically,_ and _efficiently_ and that is something that you have to learn outside a University, on your own. That's the reality, a CS degree is basically meaningless for "jobs", if you can't code the things that you know.

I’m in my senior year of High School and I’ve been really unsure whether to pursue Physics/Quantum Mechanics or Computer Science. Although I enjoy the former, I think you have so much for freedom in the latter field. This video’s definitely helping me lean toward Computer Science, but I’ll take a few classes in both and see where I end up, haha.

@doublehelixalchemist8678

6 жыл бұрын

Link, The Hero of Winds Why not both?! You can double major!

@LordNjal

6 жыл бұрын

The right answer is both. Then you can program quantum physics (a really useful and interesting field). My philosophy is : when in doubt, always take the non it major and learn code yourself. If you’re good enough you will be in a good position as software requires knowledge of the field to be done properly.

@Graghma

6 жыл бұрын

You will learn the basics of coding in a physics degree and many employers will take physics/math/computer science as valid degrees to hire from for entry level programming jobs. Pursue what interests you the most as that'll drive you to keep working, $ doesn't motivate as well in the long term...

@garyk3478

6 жыл бұрын

Quantum physics seems so iffy ( :) )

@pwells19

6 жыл бұрын

Do both. I'm studying Physics with a minor in Computer Science. I know people that do it the other way. It's a fantastic combo.

It is the first video of you I am watching and I must say you do it gracefully. Such a beauty.

This is your first video I watched... Awesome

Programming is the closest thing there is to magic

@patrick_test123

6 жыл бұрын

Christian really? If it is we are pretty bad at magic.

@IceMetalPunk

6 жыл бұрын

So you're saying... I'm a wizard, Harry?! :D

@IceMetalPunk

6 жыл бұрын

Elf Friend... "rocks with lightning in them" is the coolest way to describe a computer I've ever heard, and I would like to only use that phrase for them from now on. But people would think I'm crazy and wouldn't hire me :(

@nineball039

6 жыл бұрын

Programming in assembly code *is* magic.

@tetsi0815

6 жыл бұрын

Can I give like 5 thumbs up on this? :-)

All programmers do is google for a stackoverflow answer and then copy and paste.

@IceMetalPunk

6 жыл бұрын

Ah, but who *writes* those Stack Overflow answers in the first place? :P

@tripy75

6 жыл бұрын

magical creatures living in a mist of caffeine, that's the only explanation I see.

@thomassynths

6 жыл бұрын

IceMetalPunk It's a recursive abomination. It's copy pasta all the way down.

@textexadecimal9340

6 жыл бұрын

IceMetalPunk Nobody. They're all copied and pasted. The only ones you actually see are the ones of the programmers who's computers survived.

@slicedtoad

6 жыл бұрын

Most of my previous job involved answering questions on SO *instead* of actually doing my job.

I watched this when it was new but I think I stopped before the end because of the pain of the missed opportunities in my life because no one had explained how all the things I was interested in were the same. Great video.

I'm brand new to coding and came across your channel, very entertaining but with cool information! My buddy always talks about the relationship of math to music, programming and many other things. I loved your explanation of the overlays in Photoshop, it starts to click a little more! Thanks for the vids! Subbed =)

Supporting your family as an astronomer is very difficult. So I became a programmer. Just as fun and far more lucrative. Now, I'm retired, and I do astronomical research by creating programs that data mine large on line repositories of raw data. Programming is the ultimate computer game.

@xybersurfer

6 жыл бұрын

"Programming is the ultimate computer game" nicely said

@randjan8592

6 жыл бұрын

Also the most difficult, I guess...

@howardlam6181

6 жыл бұрын

go to hackerant and you see different difficulty of "games"

@michaelherweg7421

6 жыл бұрын

N7492 you play games against your own abilites.

4:52 "start with a problem you want to solve. I bet you can think of a program or app that can solve that problem." What about the twin prime conjecture and Riemann hypothesis? D:

@frechjo

6 жыл бұрын

Riemann hypothesis? I'll try a brute force approach. If that doesn't work I'll use some hillclimbing search. It will be done by next Monday!

@Egzvorg

6 жыл бұрын

halting problem ;)

@rabbitpiet7182

6 жыл бұрын

Go do it, now, just do it!

@arnavjoshi796

6 жыл бұрын

Or try P Vs NP

@taimoordon

6 жыл бұрын

traveling salesman

This literally helps me go through my programming sessions, because I'm not on that"other side" (where you're comofrtable with ITand stuff) yet!

When you mentioned​ editing pictures and dealing with math, that blew my mind lol.

I love all your videos Dianna, you have so much energy and some how you pass it to us

I spend 90% of my time procrastinating when I’m stuck on something and can’t post on a forum if stuck == True: procrastinate = 90 else: think_i_am_getting_somewhere = False

@jeeematerial9666

6 жыл бұрын

Another pythoGUY

@georgeelsham

6 жыл бұрын

Cjphonehome Cheat I do c++ now

@lenhard2071

6 жыл бұрын

True is easier to read and understand than just the Boolean index

@mortvald

6 жыл бұрын

Wrong syntax.

@zzzzzz...9902

6 жыл бұрын

Ya think?

Thank you so much for sharing this content. This is a big help for everyone.

Be a professional programmer Step1: open GitHub.com Step2: ctrl + c Step3: ctrl + v

As a female into programming, I, honesty do not care if I'm the only female in the group or the only whatever ethnicity I am, etc. So long as people treat me with respect I don't feel excluded just because I might be a "whatever identity label I choose to identify as at the time". I really don't see how race or gender makes all that big of a difference in anything, but maybe I'm wrong here idk

@melitajay

6 жыл бұрын

^Exactly. I care more about personality than anything else.

@learntospellpeople

6 жыл бұрын

Christobanistan No.

@vivsssss

6 жыл бұрын

Christobanistan I'm a computer science student in Brazil and I can definitely tell you that families in here don't stimulate girls to get into technology bc they see it as a masculine area, and some teachers me and my classmates came across were very discriminating on girls in our class bc in their eyes we aren't capable of doing a job as good as a man, that stimulated many girls I was friends with to leave computer science, so what you said isn't true...

@zirrnorseman8068

6 жыл бұрын

Vivi Romero I think he meant in America/Canada

@jjpbjp

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you! This is 2018 and the world is your oyster. No one cares about your gender and/or race. They just want to get the job done!

The best program is the one you don't have to debug... That's why there is no best program.

@hsgsubshsiehdhdk1519

6 жыл бұрын

Hi I'm interested in learning to program beyond HTML and CSS. What resources/books do you recommend. Thank you for reading the comment

@ejiro241

6 жыл бұрын

Progresswith Soniamirza They are so many online resources like Udemy, Freecodecamp,code academy,udacity,team treehouse to learn Javascript. The Book by jon duckett helps as well. I am a fan of Javascript(still a beginner somehow) so i dont know much about other languages.

@anuhassan5596

6 жыл бұрын

+Progresswith Soniamirza Treehouse is also amazing as well - its where I learned :)

Very interesting! Thanks for the video!

You got me with the 'basically'.

"What do programmers actually do?" As a UC Berkeley grad school alumnus, I'd say... 1) Get paid $$$. 2) Prohibitively drive up the cost of living/housing around the San Francisco bay area (and Portland, OR, and Seattle, WA).

@qb4428

6 жыл бұрын

Actually, you are not to blame for the increasing cost of housing. Your local govt is. Govt restricts the supply of housing to artificially increase property values for incumbent homeowners.

@tuseroni6085

6 жыл бұрын

lucky, i get paid only occasionally and live in a shed.

@josephsalomone

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, software developers in Portland are the worse.

@StefanReich

6 жыл бұрын

You only get $$$? I make $$$$

@NickRoman

6 жыл бұрын

Qrow Branwen as well they should. and it's about living conditions, not just price of a house.

Software engineer sounds fun... I'm Just a systems architect, I build the stuff your software runs on. (I'm actually being serious... I rarely see positive comments about my job, the best I see is nobody complains it's not working)

@AbiRizky

6 жыл бұрын

Chuck Fickens so... You build hardwares?

@SarthorS

6 жыл бұрын

You rarely see positive comments as a software engineer either. In fact interaction with the people paying for the software can be one of the worst aspects of the job. Not so much the end users, as the managers who think that because they are in charge, they know more about software design than the programmers. But then I worked almost exclusively on bespoke rather than commercial software.

@stevebez2767

6 жыл бұрын

any alteratives too 19inch racks?

@PomuLeafEveryday

6 жыл бұрын

Abi Rizky I think they mean operating systems.

@Cristian-vl8pg

6 жыл бұрын

Chuck Fickens my old professor used to be a system architect for NASA and Lockheed Martin. He absolutely loved his job. Awesome guy too.

Debugging code is twice as hard as writing the code. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as you can, then it is so complex that you cannot debug it.

Tips to find a problem 1. Google the program 2. Copy and paste from StackOverflow 3. if it doesn't work repeat step 1 and 2 4. IF There is no code then it may just be IMPOSSIBLE LOL LOL

@Surtur99

5 жыл бұрын

Do even experienced programers do this?

@gheorghegeorgescu7846

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@OBtheamazing

5 жыл бұрын

​@@Surtur99 basically, we take all the small solved problems by other people and combine them together to suit our customers needs. Your programming code is usually designed with most of these problems solved, you just have to use them. Its like a balsa wood model of an airplane, all the parts already exist, you just use different parts to create the plane you want. The Computer Scientists are the ones that create new parts for us to use

@fakecubed

5 жыл бұрын

There are relatively few people who can create new, better algorithms for problems that are already solved, and most problems are already solved by somebody somewhere. That's not to say it's always worth searching for the optimal algorithm for a particular problem. Most problems are also quite trivial, or are made up of trivial constituent parts that just happen to be in some novel configuration. A lot of trivial problems have memorized solutions because they come up a lot. A quick and dirty solution is often the best solution because the programmer's time is more valuable than the CPU's time most of the time.

@kiritoryu

5 жыл бұрын

@@Surtur99 Lol man ....

Programmer here...I liked you described that "puzzle" aspect. I couldn't imagine working another job, same thing all day just different input parameters, boring!

This is really interesting, fun video! Love that you found such a fabulous diverse group of ladies to talk to. Even as a writer by trade, I've been looking into learning more code and technical skills, because it just seems so vital that we understand the technological world. And I also found I LOVED the puzzle solving element of it. I wish I had been introduced to it in school, because it definitely would have been a contender, as it blends creativity and logic in a way that is very interesting to me.

@NGC1433

6 жыл бұрын

Diverse group of ladies... Are you even hearing it yourself?

@brainmagic8816

6 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? I can't tell if you're criticizing diction or criticizing calling them diverse?

stack overflow, google, forums

7:20 - "We look at them and have to guess what they're saying" Me, a Deaf person: "Hold my beer"

i encouraged my young daughter to watch your videos, now she is hooked. you teach girls they can do anything. for that i salute you. proud dad of a smart young girl, THAT"S ME!

@jammydodger1449

6 жыл бұрын

It's sad that girls don't think they can do anything already. Lovely comment man.

@user-hd8tg4em2n

6 жыл бұрын

Oh don't give me that, Woman can do whatever Men can do and vice-versa.

@poiewhfopiewhf

6 жыл бұрын

+Paper Plane don't think that's where they were going with this mate

@lawrencetoddverrnier302

6 жыл бұрын

wow Calvin. i hope you are either joking or just visiting us from 1918

@elerian9702

6 жыл бұрын

Sir you really should think twice if your beliefs and expectations are real.

Working in the basement alone, fixing computers !!! 😂 really that's what people think we do

@ademolaonasoga9748

6 жыл бұрын

skyfall final scene with Q in the basement

Love this so much, get better Diana

Started coding when I was about 10. Solving puzzles is pretty spot on. I used to borrow books from the library that had little computer programs in them and I would type them into the computer - and it would *do things*. To a 10 year old (and perhaps any age), that was amazing. Then I figured out that I could change bits here and there and make it do other things. When you figure out something new all on your own, that's just an awesome feeling. Now more than 20 years on, I've made little PC games, Android games, and an online multiplayer io game. All super fun (but a lot of work too). I've actually recently been watching some of Jabril's videos on machine learning, and it has inspired me to dig into that a little more. AI is something I've always been fascinated with. Great to hear you were into coding. You're one of us... ;)

as someone who has taken comp sci for years, it makes me confused as to why women need to be pushed towards this field. Its easy to learn , fun to make things, and very marketable. I dont get why it isnt in more of our lives

@IceMetalPunk

6 жыл бұрын

I think it's the pressure. There are many unfortunate stereotypes regarding women in computer science (and the men around them, to be frank), and that discourages many women from entering the field. It's definitely sad, especially when you consider that without women like Ada Lovelace, Grace Hopper, Hedy Lamarr, and many others, computer science wouldn't be anything like what it is today.

@Cristian-vl8pg

6 жыл бұрын

IceMetalPunk In my personal experience, a lot of women just dont seem interested in CS. Back in high school, a lot of girls picked nursing and hospitality courses instead of STEM courses (we had a career tech program). I dont know why. In my university, its very similar. Almost all of my CSE classes are 95% men. The key is to introduce CS to girls at a young age.

@DumbWithDom

6 жыл бұрын

This might be a direct result of women being stereotyped into more "female" job roles for as long as they have. If their parents or environment brings forth the notion that, that's all there is for females, it might have influenced them, and their kids to follow the stereotype. It's slowly fading away, and I'd imagine will be mostly gone in the next 20 - 50 years, but it takes generations of different perspectives for things to change. At least that's what I believe, that when women were finally allowed to work, they were sort of expected to work at reception, typewriting, or cleaning roles many decades ago. But yes, we should tell both girls and guys that they can do any career path, regardless of the stereotypes behind them for gender.

@AlexanderKrivacsSchrder

6 жыл бұрын

From what I've read and heard, a lot of women are scared away from CS and also STEM in general by all the rape-y, grope-y, stalker-y, creepy, and otherwise socially inept "men" they end up finding themselves surrounded by when they take those study paths.

@fluffyblanket1398

4 жыл бұрын

i think coding is too hard for women. i graduated from CS degree with some females friends. after working for some time in coding, they switched to BA or QA, they said they don't like coding, don't like maintaining legacy code etc. i think women are not very technical naturally, when it comes to very complicated coding/technical difficulties, very few women can stand it or able to solve it.

What a great video to give me motivation to finish my dental clinic software project for college hahah

I love puzzles!! I took a computer science class when I was attending a medical academy and I loved it! Adding codes to make things move or what ever the case was was so fun to me but after that I never pursued it ): I'm not one who is super smart and idk if you even have to be for a career like this. Maybe that's why I never pursued it. But any who, I enjoyed the video. Any video longer than 2 min needs to be made to keep someone's attention and you amiga, did just that with the comedy haha keep up the good work!

@the3picpr0_66

2 жыл бұрын

You can still pick it up and learn on your own. That’s the cool thing about programming, it’s still 80% google even if you know what you are doing

This was super useful for me. Great to think of programming like this.