almost 1 mil wow, look mom i'm famous

@pramodpoddar1015

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down

@ritchiethomas6850

2 жыл бұрын

@@pramodpoddar1015 didn't have to rickroll like that

@pramodpoddar1015

2 жыл бұрын

@@ritchiethomas6850 you know the rules And so do I

@charaxofgythium4863

2 жыл бұрын

Hello

@skoopic197

2 жыл бұрын

I’m the first subscriber

The phrase "I assume you're already familiar with.." triggers a deep fear in me because 99% of the time I am not

@nirvanmishra934

2 жыл бұрын

@Tyler lmfao this- this comment summed up everything

@schmid1.079

2 жыл бұрын

Especially when you should be, but you're not.

@angeltheweirdo

2 жыл бұрын

@Tyler I’ve been in calculus class once and it instantly makes me cry. The two words calculus and trigonometry would make any high school or college student cry

@timbrown3666

2 жыл бұрын

@@angeltheweirdo Algebra and Physics made me drop out of college lol

@kmj2000

2 жыл бұрын

It's the phrase "pretty simple" that triggers me because it always isn't.

Senior dev: So its been an hour, how much progress have you made? 1st day dev: A lot actually, I'm almost done with my resignation letter.

@torimonet8402

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAOO

@heatherperleberg7816

2 жыл бұрын

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@kasperschmidt5665

2 жыл бұрын

So good 🤣

@vadergrd

2 жыл бұрын

just don't forget to use bootstrap !

@fraterrr6560

2 жыл бұрын

Why is it like this?!?!?!??!???? Why are the expectations so high yet not even schools or boot camps can prepare you for the level of real world expectation and delivery on the job

note to self: record calls

@alexanderm8975

2 ай бұрын

100%

@ima6915

Ай бұрын

And record the screen

@tigrezno2626

Ай бұрын

OBS for the win

@galaxy4077

Ай бұрын

Good advice.

@kanekiuchiha5493

24 күн бұрын

No joke op gave very good advice, 3 years in this company, I still record meetings so that I can make important documentations and MoMs and prepare for the follow ups if necessary.

I started my first real programming job, two months ago, and I can totally relate that the first month of programming was pretty overwhelming.

@KM-lg9fk

9 ай бұрын

how old r u if i may ask? i‘m 21 studying cs in berlin and still dont get no job. tbh i dont even feel rly confident about my coding skills 😅

@jadenataylor

9 ай бұрын

I'm 23. It took me 3 years to get a programming job. @@KM-lg9fk

@chuck8240

9 ай бұрын

Am a bit jealous that you can learn coding in Berlin, in Kassel there is nothing where I could learn it so I am tryin to get it all from KZread Google chat gpt and some other sides 🤣

@zefix3133

8 ай бұрын

I don't understand people studying computer science when they don't even have programming skills. Like how do you wanna know that you like spending your entire life on this?

@xaf15001

8 ай бұрын

​​@@zefix3133tbf that's most majors. There's this stigma that you only learn economics, architecture, coding, etc, in higher education when some of them especially coding is all on the web. That alone made it quite normal that people who are new to the field, unless they ever tried doing batshit insane shit with their PCs like copying random scripts to scrap anime, probably wouldn't have the slíghtest to clue for what programming is actually, especially since even now it's hard to find one unifying singular resource to study everything. Also, it doesn't have to be for your whole life. Some people entered it just for a degree and if you could afford that why not.

Plot twist: his mic was muted the whole time.

@BigGovernment1984

2 жыл бұрын

still have ptsd from giving a class presentation in school on a web dev project and my mic was muted the entire time and nobody said anything for 10 minutes

@Shijaru64

2 жыл бұрын

@@BigGovernment1984 Did you have to repeat everything from the start?

@aryabratsahoo7474

2 жыл бұрын

@@BigGovernment1984 what happened?

@cumykaze2435

2 жыл бұрын

@@aryabratsahoo7474 He died

@BigGovernment1984

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shijaru64 I wanted to be able to present it properly but in reality the presentation wasn't about the actual act of presenting it and it was more of him trying to tick off all the boxes on the checklist for our project grade, still an embarrassing moment though.

The most difficult part of programming isn’t solving problems, it’s understanding the task.

@Bayo106

2 жыл бұрын

that's the first part of problem solving ......

@ultrajorge

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao true

@kushal2083

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah....it will take lot of time to understand the task itself

@nicoong8944

2 жыл бұрын

Ok, as a new intern less than a month, I totally agree

@marjoreal

2 жыл бұрын

This is true

As someone studying software development, this gave me crippling anxiety and makes me want to stay at my dead end retail manager job until I turn into dust and float away in the abyss.

@lalivirtei

6 ай бұрын

You got the same chances to work until you turn into dust and float away in the abyss as a software developer.

@No1CanSeeM3

6 ай бұрын

Fake it til you make it! Best advice I can give

@justineshu2053

2 ай бұрын

@@lalivirteiy😢ya guy uúu 😊o🎉

@madnessintomagic

Ай бұрын

Ditto.. I’m having serious regret

@madarah8533

Ай бұрын

If you go through the first 6 month of constantly being confused and overwhelmed then it becomes pretty easy tbh and you make really good money. It was well worth it for me at least.

It's insane how accurate this is. Got my first job about a month, and I can't even believe how similar my situation was (even the AI part). It gets better, tho. To reiterate what others commented, the most difficult tasks in the beginning are setting setting up the codebase and understanding what your task is.

Recruiter: “Install Java” Me: “Yea I got that for minecraft”

@chipanguita2266

2 жыл бұрын

Until you need their Java. =X

@sorrychangedmyusername3594

2 жыл бұрын

Deadass got them Java from cracked minecraft

@fitmotheyap

2 жыл бұрын

@@sorrychangedmyusername3594 or I just have it for multiple years and... also use it for other programs?

@thisisaloadofbarnacles921

2 жыл бұрын

You still need javac!

@balazsakosberes5340

2 жыл бұрын

Until you need JDK instead of JRE.

The only thing school taught me was an irrational fear of lacking information about important things I need to do.

@Lily-gz3ip

2 жыл бұрын

and inst even important

@HermitMongoose

2 жыл бұрын

That doesn't sound that irrational

@tibianelnair8714

2 жыл бұрын

Lol exam

@tibianelnair8714

2 жыл бұрын

@@HermitMongoose it is we fear what we don’t know so we stress over knowing everything but not understanding anything

@HermitMongoose

2 жыл бұрын

@@tibianelnair8714 And that's natural with any new job/internship. Once you take the time to understand the systems you're working with, it goes away after a while. If you didn't have the knowledge you needed to be able to develop that understanding, you'd be stressing out nonstop.

This popped up on my feed 2 years ago and I didn’t understand most of it back then. Seeing it again now made me chuckle to see how far I’ve come. About to graduate in a few months with my degree. Keep grinding!

@Obizuth

3 ай бұрын

I'm in the beginning stages now, and this information is like a foreign language to me for the most part. I hope to feel the same as you in a couple of years!

@anonykitsune

Ай бұрын

Ohh samee 2 yrs ago i understood NOTHING, but now im surprised how they're all mostly familiar to me now

@LordTrashcanRulez

24 күн бұрын

Self taught C# programmer/game dev here, and believe me the hardest part is setting everything up alongside your first few tasks/month. After that it just becomes a routine.

@natanprotector8819

19 күн бұрын

ROFL I had the exact same feeling! Watching it in my first year of cs freaking out about how little I know, and then watching it at the end of my third year and realising most of it is gybrish on purpose XD

BOOTSTRAP TO STRAP EVETYTHING TOGETHER , Genius HAHAHA

As a guy who doesn’t know a thing about software engineering. I can relate

@Anush_Sivakumar

2 жыл бұрын

@Mucteba are you learning from courses on KZread? Bcuz I am doing that.

@fyzxnerd

2 жыл бұрын

From the guy who knows what every one of those jargon words refers to ... I can relate.

@adebayonurudeen7328

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anush_Sivakumar same here👍🏾

@ThalesWell

2 жыл бұрын

It’s just modern corporate work culture. A total disaster of people talking past each other to barely accomplish useless things eventually. Oh and nobody gets paid, except the boss and maybe the shareholders.

@ducklinggaming474

2 жыл бұрын

I’m going for forensics and I am lost.

Many people don't teach, they just want to show you how much they know.

@cuntyclown

2 жыл бұрын

That’s not really relevant to the video tho

@someoneprice2371

2 жыл бұрын

agree ！yeah somehow true . Not relevant to this video thou

@emil6421

2 жыл бұрын

@@cuntyclown yes it is

@daniellelinshannon3813

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, that boss was low key showing off

@somethingsomething4393

2 жыл бұрын

That also shows how little they understand because if you understand, you can explain since you don’t want someone else messing up and adding more work onto yours.

One thing I've learned is to never accept requirements verbally over the phone or a teams call. Always make them document it somewhere, have a sit down with the team/part of the team, groom it and then estimate it - considering you're intending to implement it in a way that's industry standard. Most startups/small companies struggle due to lack of adherence to agile standards. Some red tape helps a long way, as long as it is limited to a certain extent.

@nacpatil

5 ай бұрын

"Most startups/small companies struggle due to lack of adherence": Most stratups fails because people dont want the product!

The most difficult part about programming is setting up your environment. Once the config bullshit that nobody knows how it works but everyone figures out how to make it work is up and running programing finally is actually fun.

C hashtag??!!!??????

@FryingPan

3 жыл бұрын

my bad it's C POUND

@ArielVolovik

3 жыл бұрын

C tic-tac-toe!

@ankitaaarya

2 жыл бұрын

@@ArielVolovik c double cross

@utkarshrai7549

2 жыл бұрын

C ladder

@TJHooper123

2 жыл бұрын

It's a Microsoft thing. Always trying to be trendy

The part where they over explain the simple parts but skip over some of the most crucial ones is so accurate

@alissapatterson1869

9 ай бұрын

It's because they can go into detail themselves on the simple stuff. Very seldom can someone coherently explain something harder right off the bat

@ssgoko88

9 ай бұрын

​@@alissapatterson1869did we watch the same video?

@DarkAlice

7 ай бұрын

I felt this comment so much. When I was learning Japanese, we had some audio exercises for homework, and the conversations were mostly stuff we learned from that chapter, but they would speak slower for some reason. But then when they'd toss in a word we hadn't learned yet, they would speed up and combine their pronunciation of the words and even when I would play back the audio at 25% like 10 times, I still couldn't make out what they were saying. And half the time, the questions to answer were based on the unknown phrases we didn't learn yet.

@robertfox4114

7 ай бұрын

Basically me reading a chapter in a math book that explains easy examples only to shove into my face extremely hard problems from the workbook.

@whitewizard2002

6 ай бұрын

Sometimes I feel like they are doing it on purpose

I'm literally in this position right now. I have a bachelor in biology and then after one year in digital heath care masters I got accepted to pursue my curriculum as a software engineer. I'm afraid of my lack of knowledge since it's all new to me and now it's scaring me shitless since I have just started my internship 😭 Update: after more than a month an a half, I gotta say full stack dev is not a nightmare to me like it used to. Thanks to a very patient teammate, coding is now kinda fun 😊

@miramira7031

11 ай бұрын

Don’t worry you done so much already, you have got this 👍👍👍👍👍

@Angry-Lynx

11 ай бұрын

Do your mental health a favor and pursue other career choice 😂👍🏻

@OmNomPotatoChip

10 ай бұрын

You got this.

@chaymabh2050

10 ай бұрын

@@OmNomPotatoChip thank you ❤️

@chaymabh2050

10 ай бұрын

@@miramira7031 thanks ❤️

I started as a technical support engineer exactly 1 month and 6 days ago... My boss is pretty cool and knows I'm new at this stuff, but I FEEL ALL OF THIS DUDE'S EMOTIONS

Don't forget how he says you are free to ask questions, forgetting he said this when you actually ask and making you feel like shit for asking because you "should already know this by now".

@sugrsweet2753

2 жыл бұрын

this reminds me of teachers who say “ ask if you don’t understand “ and then be like “ why were you not focusing ? who was i explaining for ? “ when you ask them

@Jay1830

2 жыл бұрын

so fuking true.

@deeznutz-ht5jz

2 жыл бұрын

And then they wonder why nobody has questions

@sophiakim143

2 жыл бұрын

Soo true omg... "we're not that scary, come ask questions if you need help! ... *insert passive aggressive comments about how I didn't think about it enough* "

@CasshernSinz1613

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. Going through this now trying to figure out how Jenkins and Splunk work.

Plot twist- The call was recorded earlier and plays for every newcomer.

@nguyenloctuan713

2 жыл бұрын

it look pretty right :)

@himasekiwari155

2 жыл бұрын

Damn...that would be scary

@user-rf3vi7lo5l

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@shrutigupta7936

2 жыл бұрын

Scary af

@dirtbread9512

2 жыл бұрын

That will be fvcked up

I'm going through a tough job search process and this video is just all I needed to make my day :pp

Dude, the pause between him asking if you can see the screen and then it pops up 15 seconds afterwards is so damn real

The C hashtag got me so good. As well as "diverse company", it literally means we don't know what we are doing so let's try everything.

@SergioHernandez-ut8lb

2 жыл бұрын

i got so confused for a few seconds, wasn't sure wether it is a meme or not(the way he said C#)

@andreiiiksavvv6054

2 жыл бұрын

@@SergioHernandez-ut8lb it's called C sharp

@user-iz3nt9fd2t

2 жыл бұрын

behold everyone; the smart guy @@andreiiiksavvv6054 just told us how to pronounce "C#". Let's take some time and appreciate how smart this individual truly is cause clearly there's no equal wandering in the comment section

@andreiiiksavvv6054

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-iz3nt9fd2t lol thanks

@DNXTMaster

2 жыл бұрын

and here I thought it was pronounced Coctothorpe

first: clone the git repository next: install git

@benurm2390

2 жыл бұрын

Good point

@RyeTheWanderer

2 жыл бұрын

clone the git.. wait.

@usben1815

2 жыл бұрын

Yessir

@live_cuh_reaction

2 жыл бұрын

It is what it is

@godnerfedmein2021

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

bruh i am in my 6th semester rn and just started my internship as a software developer in a company yesterday and was overwhelmed with everything, because i barely understood what they were talking in the meeting and all the tasks. It was not even talked in the uni at all. Now i feel like giving up :( i really could relate to your video hahaha

@Chatoyancify

Ай бұрын

They must have seen something in you to accept you in the internship - usually, it's that the intern is a fast learner. I hope things worked out.

@darklordsauron3415

4 күн бұрын

Can you update us?

I was once tasked at my first day to set up a whole new server for the company while having noted that I'm basically ready to do anything except network related stuff. I felt this video so hard. Thanks, mate!

Hearing that Microsoft Teams call sound gave me anxiety.

@heneedsomemilk2877

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@shania9528

2 жыл бұрын

Why 😶?

@guilherme832

2 жыл бұрын

@@shania9528 PTSD

@saisrivarshamalladi6138

2 жыл бұрын

It's the most terrifying sound

@ficale

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

As an non IT personnel, didn’t understand a word and yet felt the frustration!

@fraterrr6560

2 жыл бұрын

As a web developer for the last ten years I still have no idea what they said and that lets me know I will probably never make good money in this industry

@matthisthiebaut-george6081

2 жыл бұрын

I understood a quarter of it and it made me anxious.

@mayacold8263

2 жыл бұрын

@@fraterrr6560 this hits way too hard at home😔

@Kyser96

2 жыл бұрын

As a CS Major starting to look for internships: haha I'm in danger

@stayclassymobiledetailing174

2 жыл бұрын

pretty simple stuff like telling a baker how to make bread

Speak up, ask educated questions, admit what you don’t know, and relentlessly put in effort. Smart people with good character will recognize you and take you under their wing.

@Defiring

20 күн бұрын

Issue is when you're dealing with not so smart people asking you for nonsense that they clearly don't understand. Why ask any question at that point? It's never a good idea to try to ask questions or discuss with a moron on an ego-trip.

@_blackmesa

7 күн бұрын

guy explaining to him didnt even know how to pronounce C# and thinks Bootstrap is a harness.. and you're giving advices for the newbies.

It does deserve 13M views man. You NAILED it 😂😂😂

C Hashtag had me dying 😂

@user-yt7ro4zt8f

2 жыл бұрын

Elca! Was geht ab?)

@ozordiprince9405

2 жыл бұрын

How the avatar dev going Elca?

@kenz2756

2 жыл бұрын

It's also C Sharp

@handsomeman-child8751

2 жыл бұрын

That was pretty sus, not gonna lie.

@randomviewer6587

2 жыл бұрын

😂

When my father started, the person who was supposed to be overseeing him went on vacation for the first two weeks. With no oversight, my dad had to gain info somehow. He bought a giant jar of jellybeans and put it on his desk. People would come by to eat the jellybeans, and discuss work as an excuse. By the time his supervisor came back, he knew everything that was going on in the office and had a great handle on the job. Also, he met my mom, who was the only one who didn’t bother to talk work as an excuse, but just admitted she was there for the jelly beans.

@rushalis6023

Жыл бұрын

I love this 😂

@OrigamiMarie

Жыл бұрын

This is fantastic!

@Lethal-Beef

Жыл бұрын

A hilarious yet beautiful story😂

@Comp3630

Жыл бұрын

This could be a short film.

@tellmetubby9910

Жыл бұрын

This is so cute 😭

bootstrap to strap everything in the end lol

As i am still learning, I come to this video after a while and everytime i am more familiar with the terms spoken in it lol

My biggest issue with programming is that any explanation for how something works inevitably involves 5 more things that need explaining.

@Robfnord

2 жыл бұрын

That is usually my issue with having to explain something to someone who doesn’t have enough experience, yes!

@TheRedKing247

2 жыл бұрын

It's especially bad because it's usually impossible to describe programming concepts using words - you really need to see the code yourself or a visual representation of it.

@misz3

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRedKing247 exactly! They say “explain that to me” and it’s like wdym explain- look at it, and look at this result of it. Code is just like logical building blocks. I can’t explain that something works beyond saying “this does this” and showing you the code then pointing to the result. “But why does it do that?” Because you told it to lol.

@nivekakninblarg8076

2 жыл бұрын

You don't get payed to understand how it works lol.

@Dark_Ronius

2 жыл бұрын

And there are usually 5 different ways to achieve each of those 5 things...

C hashtag, that's exactly how it's pronounced

@yashraut19

2 жыл бұрын

@@thanos9704 lol

@kroh7742

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hey, it's funny software man

@HyperHrishiHD

2 жыл бұрын

C Sharp Lmao

@JoshisJoshisJosh

2 жыл бұрын

That's a good way to not do well in an interview lol

@mrnoobpianist8564

2 жыл бұрын

If u roast carry...then belive me..u will get a million subs...cause carry is a good guy...nd he would take his roasting as a joke...nd he might promote u too...

This is so funny😂😂. The "C hashtag" got me.😂

As a computer engineering student who had one-month internship for cloud computing, I can relate to this.

As a person who hasn’t programmed a thing, tech talk is a entire different language😬

@subarux4054

2 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah. I was sitting there like uh.....what the hell is going on

@Flameserpent2518

2 жыл бұрын

Another level to the joke is that a lot of this doesn't make any sense even if you DO know the words this person is saying.

@agent8bit591

2 жыл бұрын

I speak fluently in HTML.

@rrrr2150

2 жыл бұрын

@@Flameserpent2518 i laughed so hard when he said cluster the html attributes

@uwillDIEinkoriDIE

2 жыл бұрын

you mean multiple languages.

The anxiety I got from this was insane and almost made me rethink my career path.

@xxhpshrebyba

2 жыл бұрын

same

@friendlycreeper1045

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@Calvin_M.

2 жыл бұрын

Especially now when my intership is coming 😭😭

@skressedout

2 жыл бұрын

@@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow honestly I’ll be blunt too. I don’t care about your opinion, and I wouldn’t want to work for an employer that acts like this. And multiple people agreed with me so this isn’t some kind of behavior that should be put up with as an employee. To me this is just a sign that a company will try to work you to death.

@thelastcrusaders6317

2 жыл бұрын

Yea i got anxiety too

I have experienced the same way bro! you made my feeling clear in this video

as an IT student you got me really excited to go into my job

Meanwhile on the other call: So we need you to print hello world

@swarayushita3830

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@ALoot

2 жыл бұрын

in basic, to make it harder and more complicated

@ttime441

2 жыл бұрын

Ok alert (“hello world”);

@FukitoSan

2 жыл бұрын

I have basic understanding of R language and this is easy for me😂

@arrohnsaiel874

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha relate with this one

Me: *applies for entry level job* "Hi I have 4 years of java experie...." Interviewer: YOU NEED 7

@calebbrown8365

2 жыл бұрын

@Francisco Camacho If they wanted someone with that level of talent they shouldn't label the job as such or maybe pay more. And if they were going to end up lowering the requirement anyway why not start there and recieve a larger pool of applicants? To me a requirement is a hard line, while "suggested requirements" are bonuses the company would appreciate in thier applicant. Why require more when you would take less? So they want the best in thier company but would ultimately settle for less while also shutting out those other applicants by making thier requirements larger. Makes 0 sense.

@PigJarHut

2 жыл бұрын

I've never really cared how many years someone has doing the job - it makes very little difference to how good you are

@michellemercy2715

2 жыл бұрын

Wow talk about the right to work. You can ask them to take test. Try me that's what I say. I don't got patience.

@lordofthecats6397

2 жыл бұрын

Jokes on them, I've been doing Java since middle school. Kinda funny how you can learn more from Minecraft than entire Computer Science classes.

@coolman129921

2 жыл бұрын

@@calebbrown8365 less applicants mean less money needed to narrow the amount down

This never gets old 😂😂 " C hashtag" 😅

That Teams notification sound gave me chills.

This isn't a skit it's a documentary.

@adamlion3495

2 жыл бұрын

Weed likes 😁

@chrishayes5755

2 жыл бұрын

a documentary on why I got a construction job instead of IT / programming 😂

Legends say he is still out there somewhere figuring out how to strap everything with bootstrap.

@hungry_khid1007

2 жыл бұрын

@Kariman what's that

@Kervvy

2 жыл бұрын

@@hungry_khid1007 a sheet made with style

@mgris

2 жыл бұрын

Fr... When he said that I about lost it. 😅😅

@jonathonmenth3901

2 жыл бұрын

What’s a bootstrap?

@kennyhu5397

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathonmenth3901 something that make the webpage look better

As soon as i heard the teams call sound my eyes went down. Terrifyingly accurate.

Every now and then I come back to this video to check my progress. I now understand most of what he's talking about

the teams call gave me PTSD. "CAN U SEE MY SCREEN?" i have heard this thousand times

@frankhdz

2 жыл бұрын

I heard it this morning about 3 times. On three separate calls.

@InnerEagle

2 жыл бұрын

@@frankhdz Hey yes, can you see my mouse moving?

@MasterSergius

2 жыл бұрын

And helicopters with music "fortunate son"

@Sick1982

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry for that :(

@davidtvgames8675

2 жыл бұрын

every Teams calls I heard "Can U see my screen?"

Not pictured: Him desperately searching stack overflow when something invetibly breaks down

@tehworldnosu

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

@ilovekatsumi

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@endlessnightmare1528

2 жыл бұрын

Tell me when this comment blows up Currently only 15 likes

@Dingoh

2 жыл бұрын

And once again this man pops up everywhere I go

@nadiajafar100

2 жыл бұрын

lol

bruh this is too relatable. i remember having a system problem downloading some things and all of the other interns on my team had no problem. it took a solid week w my manager doing it for me until he realized i wasn’t just a stupid intern and it actually wasnt working. i was basically LIVING w the it help desk. nightmare.

dudeee this is so relatable!!!

This sounds like one of those LinkedIn recruitments in which the recruiters look for an employee but want the skillset of an entire IT department rofl 😂😂😂

@Sorcerer86pt

2 жыл бұрын

Basically

@alexandrefossatifilho558

2 жыл бұрын

In 2018 I saw a recruiter asking for a senior developer with 10 years of experience in UI5 development (a frontend framework). UI5 first release was in 2013.....

@DigiWorldOne

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexandrefossatifilho558 Recruiters are often idiots and don't have any CS knowledge

@svvramprasad

2 жыл бұрын

@@DigiWorldOne Recruiters job is to facilitate the recruitment process and are not expected to learn CS. As an IT person I can say that project managers often give vague inputs to recruiters, and this is the root cause of the problem.

@morpheus7422

2 жыл бұрын

Like if I had those skills I would apply for a job

“You new kids are really good at that stuff nowadays.” Ah yes, the stereotype that us younger generation knows everything about computers 🤣🤣🤣

@Daeyae

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair ML and AI is very popular at universities right now, and is a newer technology which is being taught a lot more every year

@Junior10847

2 жыл бұрын

Fr! When I first downloaded discord I didn’t know shiddddd about it

@kemallo4590

2 жыл бұрын

@@Daeyae yeh when you take these new classes im not sure they are taught that well , but i guess thats the point , to contribute more

@Daeyae

2 жыл бұрын

@@kemallo4590 no idea, I was lucky and was taught by some leading doctors in the field, what we were told in the uk was that only 2 universities actually did a bcs specialing in ai/ml though, so I guess its not popular here yet

@playforfun3410

2 жыл бұрын

@@Daeyae I am gonna start learning Computer science with AI in September, and I am really excited about it. I am studying in the UK as well.😃

"Use bootstrap to strap everything"😂😂

Most difficult thing is setting everything up the first time… git, vscode, cloning repos, pathing standards & also reading the requirements n trying to make sense out of it

This is actually sad. I’ve gone through this. I’m a manager now. One of the lessons I learnt to train new joinees or anyone in the team starting a new project for that matter, is to explain details step by step, again and again and again and again and again. And once I feel very sure they’ve understood, explain it once more. It’s tiresome and sometimes irritating for both sides but helps in the long run.

@zizo8737

Жыл бұрын

Ppl like u deserves every happiness

@anshul9856

Жыл бұрын

Also Training Documentation helps a lot if you dont want to feel like you’re micromanaging/ wasting time

@kittinanpakboon8129

Жыл бұрын

We need more of a person like this for the job really.

@k680B

Жыл бұрын

i'm looking for my first coding job soon, and i do hope i will be overseen by someone like you

@gsr8338

Жыл бұрын

That's great. Lucky are those who join in your team

Note: Record these types of meetings, in case you have a potato memory like mines.

@mrdikshith1

2 жыл бұрын

Same problems

@McDADDyK

2 жыл бұрын

They should always write down your tasks

@sb_dunk

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus guys even after saying I don't care I'm still getting replies please stop

@pankajrana8006

2 жыл бұрын

@@sb_dunk That's fucked up 🤣

@MrSteff000

2 жыл бұрын

@@sb_dunk you didn't do it if they don't know :V

Bless my company. Nobody ever said that something is simple when i started and i also never used that word to other coworkers. I hadn't do any account setup, because all of them were linked to my AD account, so i just had to set my own passwords. I had introduction to scrum (because it was my first job in that methodology), domain introduction, and have 2 seniors next to me always willing to help (by asking questions, no some lazy "do this and that") and explain the code structure and communication. My first task was to write local development setup instruction, since i was the only dev that knew legacy module technology and the one we were about to implement. That was a good times.

This is sooooo relatable, It's my second day at work and already got a mini project to do, and it's about something that I never heard😢, I hope I will survive until the next month 😅

1 Hour Later Teacher: Hi, I am here to check up on your progress. Student: It's going great I have almost finished downloading

@therubberducktube

2 жыл бұрын

That is a valid reply.

@guillermorelobalopez7553

2 жыл бұрын

NGL the entire first couple of days of my first internship was downloading and setting up stuff. Hadn't even heard of npm, oh sweet summer child.

@guillermorelobalopez7553

2 жыл бұрын

@@mekachikuhendry939 Classic

@sabrinya7700

2 жыл бұрын

😭😂

@garyoak317

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve set up my Jira account

For any intern-to-bes: most mentors are actually super nice and patient. Don't worry you'll do fine :)

@pavindulakshan9655

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, in fact intern-mentor meetings have a lot of silent parts like .uhh..mm..I don't know. I know it from experience 😂

@noone-hd1ck

2 жыл бұрын

This video sacred me😟, thanks for the comment. Hope my mentor would be nice too. If he ends up like the one in the video, i don't know what I'm gonna do

@Adam-ev1nn

2 жыл бұрын

@@noone-hd1ck you have at least the chance to be hired as an intern There are young guys out there who are really tough and smart, but hey they are looking for a junior with at least 2 years of experience...

@Dayrider10

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I was an intern last year and then I was brought on full time this year helping out this year's interns and mentoring them

@OfficialJuggaloJesus

2 жыл бұрын

You would never know that from reading Stack Overflow comments.

I'm currently on work placement for some experience and it was literally like this. I was so overwhelmed.

Damn I’m learning currently and i understand some of it that’s so cool

This 100% accurate. Reminded me of my first day as software engineer and the senior dev said "if you have any question please be HESITANT to ask" xD

@1130MarsV

Жыл бұрын

lol

@und1sputed992

Жыл бұрын

Rofl

@drakke125Channel

Жыл бұрын

being in the west, when they say "don't hesitate to ask", and when you do ask, they're like "WTF can't you fig out yourself?" e.e....duuuuude

@Frenchy78ify

Жыл бұрын

-tssssssssssssss - *runs offf the city*

@Frenchy78ify

Жыл бұрын

Yeah like we are engineers we're not human anymore LMAO that toxic envionment I'm glad I quit my dev engineer position to start from scratch and not work iunder companies command. it's just toxic, I'll be good doing some freelance projects here and there when i feel like it 🤣 While living in a cheaper country and having other sources of income. This suffering isn't worth it except if you work in the US where the salaries can justify this amount of stress, rigour, work and sharpness

This no joke happened with me, but worse, my company taught me all these things on the fly (i had to learn all of them in detail myself) and then once i was ready to work they assigned me on something different because one of their teams was lacking a person lol

@miloplayz5264

2 жыл бұрын

hahaha, that hurts!

@muskanjaved9326

2 жыл бұрын

So True. Explain my job life in this comment.

@PhoenixLive_YT

2 жыл бұрын

@ Нурлан Бакенбаев if you don't work on something you just recently learnt you will forget all of it soon after

@nabid1997

2 жыл бұрын

I just quit today my test automation engineer role for the same reason. Can't expect me to know everything without even training me.

@samersamer4848

2 жыл бұрын

@@nabid1997 dam bro thats sucks but do you have any other jobs in mind?

This is why you always record every meeting

Stuff like this is why I always kept myself from learning how to do any coding as I always feel like you’re never going to know enough, especially through self learning I would imagine there’s a certain basis you’re going to miss. Probably wrong to some degree but man, every single time I imagine myself coding and learning and hopefully at some point being able to get a job through/with coding, it’s just really daunting. In my early 30’s now and yeah.. know a couple of guys who’re really into this kind of stuff, software engineers etc and when they start talking among themselves I’m like.. are you even human

@BartlebyScrivener-oz6mk

3 ай бұрын

The most important step is the next one and comparison is the thief of joy. Pick a small project that pulls you at least a bit out of your depth and work on it. And accept that there will always be lots of people that blow you out of the water no matter how good you get.

@TheDzemtube

Ай бұрын

As someone who is a self taught programmer (employed), I can confirm that you don't need to learn everything. 90% of tasks are googleable once you understand the task. If you want to get into it, choose a language that is not overly saturated (So don't choose C# since everyone and their dog is writing something in C#) do some small projects, grab a Udemy course and you are good to go. The hardest thing is the technical interview and the first 2-3 months on a junior position, once you learn how it all works you stop stressing and start living the good life.

this is what a technical interview sounds like when they’re definitely trying to hire senior devs with a junior payscale LOL

@AM-zc9mq

2 жыл бұрын

You hit the nail on its feet my lad. When i find interviews like this, i up the ante and start asking them to explain what the answer would be and start counter questioning.

@trapOrdoom

2 жыл бұрын

@@AM-zc9mq ballsy, but interesting…

@AM-zc9mq

2 жыл бұрын

@@trapOrdoom balsy maybe for a newbie, but having gone through such employers , it never works out for you , you will be miserable after anyways. So might as well get in some punches while you can , maybe it helps the next guy.

@aleisterlavey9716

2 жыл бұрын

"We would clone our perfect employees, but for now you are cheaper"

@trapOrdoom

2 жыл бұрын

@@AM-zc9mq well indeed, isn’t this video about interns? Pretty noob-centric I’d say lol, but yes I hear you.

My favorite is "We like candidates who are self-starters and can hit the ground running", which translates to: "We expect you to be a wizard with 99 years experience, and we will fire you if you take too long or have any questions at all"

@stallion2907

2 жыл бұрын

That's why my resume always has Miracle Worker in my title byline 😂

@VanganPL

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say it translates more into "We'd like you to be a senior dev but we don't really have the budget for one so can you do the same job but cheaper?"

@erikmarkus7467

2 жыл бұрын

oh, as a non-coder i didn't know this thing is also present in other work fields - "we expect you to to have x years of hands-on experience within the industry and you, in turn, can expect to be paid as a fresh graduate with 0 experience. welcome aboard!"

@RichardNixoned

2 жыл бұрын

Nice RS reference

@BrosHeck

2 жыл бұрын

@Chiekku yup it's very annoying and I've been through it and other friends to. Of course there are wizards out there but they make everyone else look bad. Im getting sick of programming just bc of what it's turned into

The "C Hashtag" is my favorite part, keeps me coming back to this skit just to see it again.

I went through this but it's not too bad after a few weeks. Really gets your mind in gear.

The Microsoft Teams ring gives me PTSD lol. I even looked down at the right corner of my screen.

@potatooolatke

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol. Scared the heck out of me.

@xptransformation3564

2 жыл бұрын

So true!!

@caialyu2833

2 жыл бұрын

omg true lmao

@pinnaclex

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr it gives anxiety

@ntesla4714

2 жыл бұрын

The same goes with the slack notification sound!!!!

lemme tell you a little secret: it's not just internship, this will happen forever

@idittaibi1757

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@idittaibi1757

2 жыл бұрын

@The Lightskin Viking don't worry, it will not be that bad if you don't switch jobs every Monday. Of course there will always be new things to learn but that difference is like the difference between waking up the first time of your life, the second you were born at, vs. Waking up every morning. It'll be always hard, but only the first time is that terrifying 😅🙏

@UraYukimitsu

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, I started a new job last week and that's exactly what happened. And before that at my previous job as well. And when a newcomer comes after you're already used to the codebase you get to have fun with them lol

@RainerLuizFonseca

2 жыл бұрын

@@UraYukimitsu lol! I like to explain everything to newcomers, I hate the feeling of being totally lost because it triggers my anxiety so I try to make it easy for others haha

@giniwelle

2 жыл бұрын

@@RainerLuizFonseca heres a rose for you. For your good heart 🌹

Thank god for my supervisor being an absolute G and helping me along the way barely having set up a development environment before.

I got anxiety hearing the zoom call effect.

As an IT Manager and former Developer myself it pains me that the Industry is anywhere remotely like this. Anyone that just a bit feels this is OK should be fired as a manager! When I get an intern or new employee they are top priority above everything else and I spend at least 1-2 weeks being there for them full-time so they get the good first experience and the knowledge they need...

@jonathanoriley8260

2 жыл бұрын

Every industry out there needs more people like you.

@mrlemons2904

2 жыл бұрын

it pains me to hear c hashtag

@akromabdurakhmonov5900

2 жыл бұрын

As a prospective intern, I say for all the interns ever: THANK YOU!

@dean8147

2 жыл бұрын

the mentor we all need

@dhanaraghavan

2 жыл бұрын

It’s nice to see there are still people who believe in the concept of mentoring. Unfortunately most firms lacks mentors and just want the newbie to hit the ground running. What’s even more unfortunate is that the teammates who are willing to help the newbie out are also so overworked that they see this as an additional burden and do not find ample time or patience to guide the new person.

Installing the software has the highest learning curve imaginable.

@dar0971

2 жыл бұрын

esp if you need to figure out why someone else’s bullshit won’t compile

@justingeorge7665

2 жыл бұрын

When they told me to install python, c++ and run code to link them to aws company portal with no guidance, I almost fainted.

@jerelpowell7288

2 жыл бұрын

No one tells you or even remembers that they use 3rd party binaries that also have to be installed before any of the code makes sense or compiles.

@PNWAffliction

Жыл бұрын

and the prior terminated coder's code has no notes because he thought it was job security right before they shitcanned him, but he had the latest code on his own box anyway sending you months back if you send it in for replication ;/ hoping if HR ever retreives the laptop they dont plug it in and have it auto sync

@UnreasonablyNiceEE

Жыл бұрын

For real, why is installing python 3 so hard XD

Thankyou for the timestamps 🤣 very clear and concise

I’m experiencing this right now. I somehow survived first month of my internship. Next week API integration is starting and I already get goosebumps thinking about it😅

One of my first tasks was to fix a little bug I ended up successfully fixing it however my fix created 15 new bugs

@garrettbaratheon567

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, I’m in charge of some little applications at my job and I like to think of my bug fixes as a “series” of deployments, the original fix and then 3 consecutive deployments to fix my new bugs

@TestTest2022TestTest

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha quality 😂😂

@Calebhillary

2 жыл бұрын

Who reviewed your code

@NaveedKhanN

2 жыл бұрын

legends

@shayaankhatri2226

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahah😂🤣

As a CS student paralyzed by the fear of being unprepared for work in any sort of programming-related job, this video and its comments feel somewhat relieving in that I am not alone at all.

@WabonaDandi

2 жыл бұрын

You are not alone. haha

@illegxrl

2 жыл бұрын

same... almost felt like maybe this path ain't meant for me.

@tracy_cakkes

2 жыл бұрын

Same here lol

@stickguy9109

2 жыл бұрын

@@illegxrl glad I am not the only one

@fey0217

2 жыл бұрын

RIGHT?? i'm glad this is somewhat universal to feel this way though.

"C hashtag?" Fired.

This makes me somewhat relieved I changed my major midway through my college career.

Companies:"I don't understand why our developers are quitting we give them so many benefits and good salary"

@Leon-xp2zb

2 жыл бұрын

Many benefits and many impossible tasks 😂

@conker466

2 жыл бұрын

THeY jUsT DOnt wAnt tO wOrK i GUeSs

@Veenbuen1

2 жыл бұрын

“I had a dream where it was PrETtY SImPLe”

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear tri

@TheAcidicMolotov

2 жыл бұрын

not the companies job to hold your hand through their process...

"You will be done in 1 hour, right? I see you then." Meanwhile the download: "2hrs remaining"

@TheEinharjar

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the janky npm scripts not running because the guy who wrote them only thought about his super specific setup.

@khandovarbalest1369

2 жыл бұрын

That's not a download, that's a junior programmer.

@ahmataevo

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention installing the extensions, packages, libraries, frameworks and whatever else the project requires, but they have to be done in a particular order and configured in a particular way or you have to start over from the last functioning instance.

@yoush3599

2 жыл бұрын

Have any of you ever actually had a manager say something like that.. that was too unrealistic lol I guess it was kinda funny tho.. all the managers I’ve had give interns like a week just to install everything and then a whole month to do something as simple as making a web page with a navbar and title

@ahmataevo

2 жыл бұрын

@@yoush3599 - No, but all my managers would put me on different project having nothing to do with software development, pile more and more on that end of things, totally forget about the completed software project, then contract out to a different firm a year later because it suddenly has to be done right away, and they end up taking longer than I did for an equivalent product.

This happened to me over my first 3 months. Everyone at the company ignored me. Another 50-year-old engineer who joined the team at the same time as me just up and left because of it. After 4 years I am now the guy who trains the new engineers and I do my best to help them.

Omfg even the “I have to jump to another call and dont hesitate to ask any questions” 😂😂😂 exactly

My first day of work was exactly like that. I basically had to find a coworker who’s nice enough to tutor me a bit to understand what’s going on. After few weeks, I finally understood what the hell our company is really doing.

@xianzai_ad1928

2 жыл бұрын

@@giovannicorraliza8552 LMAOO that’s your concern not slaves cs students

@Emily-sz7nd

2 жыл бұрын

@@giovannicorraliza8552 what the hell

@er0rk3y40

2 жыл бұрын

@@giovannicorraliza8552 what the hell

@tcg1_qc

2 жыл бұрын

@@giovannicorraliza8552 why

@kumarutkarsh7126

2 жыл бұрын

took me 8 months honestly to figure out what and how, still figuring out why am I doing this?

Professor: "You'll never use this, so we'll just skim through this chapter "

@TheCivildecay

2 жыл бұрын

So true

@lordrald09

2 жыл бұрын

Advanced subject prof: "I won't teach you this because you should've already learnt this on the prerequisite subject"

@ainocj173

2 жыл бұрын

@@lordrald09 Prerequisite lecturer: " I won't teach you this because you will learn this later on the advance subject. " Students: 👁️👄👁️

@ArcticZombie

2 жыл бұрын

@@ainocj173 ah shoot

@madebyf8r0ut

2 жыл бұрын

@Casswury "fly high so you don't hit a fucking turbine" thats fucking gold, ill remember that

Bootstrap to strap everything together. Loll

C hashtag got me cracked dude😂

Can confirm, at my last job it took about 3 months from hire to coding and it was all set-up

@shashankappala

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely did not expect to see you here lol

@DeadlyHippo

2 жыл бұрын

This has been my experience every time I change programs/projects or join a new company. I was always told (and somewhat observed) that it takes 6mo-1yr to become comfortable with the project/codebase. What I didn't expect was that 3 months was just getting access and stumbling through several year old irrelevant documentation.

@Honeybunseth

2 жыл бұрын

Minecraft KZreadr here? Helo

@Nersius

2 жыл бұрын

Does every company have a slow on-boarding process? I have mostly done finance/accounting work, but it is like they take a full month to get you all the tools you need, then they expect you to do 14 hours of work each day and get pissy the 'buffer' they gave you was eaten up by the on-boarding process...

@oliveryt7168

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nersius well, have you ever tried to read code from somebody else? Then imagine you have big projects.

Currently in my third year in college working towards a degree in applied CS. Despite gettings A's and B's in all my CS classes I still feel like I know next to nothing, so this video speaks to me on a spiritual level.

@user-vo8lm4le9o

2 жыл бұрын

I am legit sitting for placments and I have no fucking idea why would somebody hire me

@2ScoopsPlz

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-vo8lm4le9o Same.

@marisummerss

2 жыл бұрын

YESSS THIS COMMENT THE ONE

@scarletshivers

2 жыл бұрын

Same. Also doing well in my apprenticeship but I literally understood almost nothing in this video

@dimaisatree

2 жыл бұрын

That’s why I didn’t want to go to college for it. So much time and money spent learning so much but rarely learning what you actually want to learn or need to learn

watching this as someone who is starting my first internship in 2 weeks is both reassuring and terrifying