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  • @nickmorgan3042
    @nickmorgan30423 жыл бұрын

    I love all the references in the cards in sts. All Out Attack from Persona, Die Die Die from Overwatch. And of course Hand of Greed from any EA title

  • @knight7297

    @knight7297

    3 жыл бұрын

    this deserves more than a measly 40 likes

  • @nerowolf1234

    @nerowolf1234

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why does the number of upvotes matter to you in the slightest? Communities small, small amount of upvotes.

  • @knight7297

    @knight7297

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nerowolf1234 not necessarily want upvotes, just more recognition for this guy for making such a good joke. i am saying this is funny enough for a lot of people to see, I understand upvotes are slim here but i just think it's funny and i'm trying to voice that.

  • @nerowolf1234

    @nerowolf1234

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@knight7297 what do you find funny about the comment though? it's just obvious similarity stitched together?

  • @knight7297

    @knight7297

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nerowolf1234 I just liked it. I don't get why that caused so much attention.

  • @KissatenYoba
    @KissatenYoba3 жыл бұрын

    TFW the whale gives you hand of greed in the beginning, you get all the gold from all the floors and then you die to a guardian because you spent all your health greedily

  • @joshuamanuel2239
    @joshuamanuel22393 жыл бұрын

    "what kind of deck is this? this is a noxious deck with 3 wraith form+ with 29 other cards that make it worse" jorbs humor is just *chef kiss*

  • @MrMorticed
    @MrMorticed3 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes, when I win an A20 run, I feel like I'm a decent player. Then I see something like that Champ fight, and it's time for me to sit down and shut up.

  • @DrCmen

    @DrCmen

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppeeeeewweweewwepeeeeeeeeepeeweeewwweeweweeeeeweeweeeweewweeeewwwewwwwwpeeewweeweeweweewee we we w we have whave we are are ware and the wqueen are we we doing a a bunch we can pecan can we just wgo wit and then we’ll go weeks later to see wwhat soon or what do we want for weee e e and eand eand wfor we love the the we are are ewe we wee we as

  • @theshiveringveil145
    @theshiveringveil1453 жыл бұрын

    buying purity with grand finale, so you can exhaust a grand finale smart play

  • @lolmanmagee2785

    @lolmanmagee2785

    3 жыл бұрын

    actually with pyramid it isnt so bad of a card as you can manipulate the amount of cards you draw to become that of 0 draw pile

  • @Panawesome
    @Panawesome3 жыл бұрын

    I half expected Jorbs to path around all the shops until act 4.

  • @JeremyWhiteCC
    @JeremyWhiteCC3 жыл бұрын

    The most fulfilling of lives is that in which you can buy anything! Do you agree?

  • @NerfedFalcon

    @NerfedFalcon

    3 жыл бұрын

    As long as there's a shop I can still reach in Act 1, yes.

  • @zortax11

    @zortax11

    3 жыл бұрын

    I still have a doubt

  • @dippn7047
    @dippn70473 жыл бұрын

    I like how in this run your deck basically becomes a ghost, makes it rain, then takes the money back

  • @professormayhem3080
    @professormayhem30803 жыл бұрын

    There’s a guy named Sinisterhologram who I heard is a great therapist.

  • @JohnCarlson221
    @JohnCarlson2213 жыл бұрын

    you took the boot and didnt immediately say "the boot!" and it gave me anxiety also proud of you for not naming this run "envenom hard carry"

  • @mtaur4113
    @mtaur41133 жыл бұрын

    23:46 - Something you don't hear every day.

  • @YayapLives

    @YayapLives

    3 жыл бұрын

    I see your 23:46, and I raise you 37:06.

  • @mtaur4113

    @mtaur4113

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@YayapLives Pyramid schemes are crazy yo

  • @mtaur4113

    @mtaur4113

    3 жыл бұрын

    @zorbas091 With Pyramid, Concentrate lets you get rid of bad cards and play good cards. Without Pyramid, Concentrate is a terrible card that enables Unplayable Discard skills which are also terrible.

  • @MonochromaticPrism
    @MonochromaticPrism3 жыл бұрын

    My favorite dirty start is getting feed from the whale. What's that slime king, your big attack deals 36 damage? Well that's only 1/3 my hp before I even play a block card.

  • @sirik295
    @sirik2953 жыл бұрын

    As I was chuckling about you forgeting die die die I realized I had watched this run and forgotten it :/ the gold fish bowl phrase brought me back

  • @Annokh
    @Annokh3 жыл бұрын

    Jorbs doesn't always take the curse, but when he does, it's right before a shop like that. I swear, Jorbs can actually calculate what's up just by looking at a seed.

  • @tomjackal5708

    @tomjackal5708

    3 жыл бұрын

    your first sentence works without the last two words

  • @Bobolash
    @Bobolash3 жыл бұрын

    Love your content! Thanks for the endless hours of wonderful STS

  • @MstrKipper
    @MstrKipper3 жыл бұрын

    Damn it now I'm rewatching older Jorb videos with great titles. Help I'm stuck in purgatory

  • @AmbiambiSinistrous
    @AmbiambiSinistrous3 жыл бұрын

    A very silly run - thank you once again, I loved it :)

  • @balijosu
    @balijosu5 ай бұрын

    Just noticed the shape of power/skill/attack cards are all different.

  • @CrimVulgar
    @CrimVulgar2 жыл бұрын

    The thumbnail made for a very foreshadowing-heavy first 5 minutes to the run.

  • @shakacien
    @shakacien3 жыл бұрын

    hand of greed run I've been curious for

  • @zac9311
    @zac93113 жыл бұрын

    I put this on to fall asleep to and passed out before we got to the first shop

  • @marcoscoimbra3196
    @marcoscoimbra31963 жыл бұрын

    That was kind of the decks i got oftem, excluding the 3 Wraith Forms + ghost potion in the end.

  • @slateramalgamated7620
    @slateramalgamated76203 жыл бұрын

    In over a year of watching his runs, I think this is the first time I've seen him take a terror.

  • @MaximumOvercricket

    @MaximumOvercricket

    3 жыл бұрын

    I've seen him have a terror a couple times before, but I don't think I've ever seen him willingly take one.

  • @veritascalivmeir3708

    @veritascalivmeir3708

    3 жыл бұрын

    Generally "normal" damage with vulnerable on silent isn't very good to be relying on late in a run. We're talking about a character that can put 300 poison on something with only 4 cards after all.

  • @henrymccoy2306
    @henrymccoy23063 жыл бұрын

    Has Jorbs ever uploaded a deck with a little bit of discard synergy in it? Whenever I see a discard focused card in his card rewards he treats them like the plague. I mean I know they're kinda substandard but surely at some point there been something.

  • @Daremodesu

    @Daremodesu

    3 жыл бұрын

    As you say it's sub-something so it's used a side dish even in the heaviest discarding decks like with tough bandages. And discard cards are not especially amazing either most of the time. With how many required things for each situation, you never really have the time to focus on a sub strategy that much. If there was a discard feel no pain that might be different, but there's only tough bandages and tactician... are rarely so great.

  • @williamsantiago805
    @williamsantiago8053 жыл бұрын

    Just realize hand of greed doesn't exhaust, wow.

  • @oberlin27
    @oberlin273 жыл бұрын

    Legit question--why pass up on blade dance while you have Shuriken (or Kunai for that matter)?

  • @shorabali
    @shorabali3 жыл бұрын

    Can someone tell me what Jorbs uses to annotate on screen. What software?

  • @thiccrandy975
    @thiccrandy9753 жыл бұрын

    God i love the faces he makes for the videos its good memes for the body and even for your soul..... if you have one

  • @alphathehedgehogx96
    @alphathehedgehogx963 жыл бұрын

    I don't know how, but you did it, lmfao

  • @DontMockMySmock
    @DontMockMySmock3 жыл бұрын

    clickbait title talks about the first shop but the real king moment was incense burner and 2nd wraith form from the same reward screen

  • @guybrushthreepwood8174
    @guybrushthreepwood81743 жыл бұрын

    Well now I know how to use Grand finale.

  • @jonmcninch
    @jonmcninch3 жыл бұрын

    How do you leg sweep a spiky ball

  • @mikked01
    @mikked013 жыл бұрын

    He credits Hand of Greed and Membership Card, but not the true hero of the run. Typical KZread Jorbs smh.

  • @_Uptilt

    @_Uptilt

    3 жыл бұрын

    Being The Boot is a thankless existence :(

  • @jibjabby9964
    @jibjabby99643 жыл бұрын

    Why is there a mini Jorbs in the top left?

  • @jainabraina
    @jainabraina3 жыл бұрын

    Grand finale deck. (Just don't look at the three wraith forms and incense burner it'll be fiiine)

  • @ldcldc6371
    @ldcldc63713 жыл бұрын

    Doesn't hand of greed give gold when fatal, no matter if it's a minion or regular enemy? If that's correct you could have gotten a lot more gold from the gremlin leader fight.

  • @theaquaforcegal1067

    @theaquaforcegal1067

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fatal only works on non minion enemies

  • @SPZ-gv2on

    @SPZ-gv2on

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fatal: Activates when landing the final hit on a non-minion enemy

  • @ldcldc6371

    @ldcldc6371

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for correcting me. Saves me time trying it out in my own runs and feeling like an idiot

  • @jodyrappin
    @jodyrappin3 жыл бұрын

    Typo in the title.

  • @foodforfaeries
    @foodforfaeries3 жыл бұрын

    Am I going crazy or is there a small jorbs for reference in the top corner?

  • @mutedknght

    @mutedknght

    3 жыл бұрын

    You are now my eternal enemy for pointing that out. We will find each other in each of our next lives and be at war until the end of the human race, just for that. You monster.

  • @foodforfaeries

    @foodforfaeries

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mutedknght engarde 🤺

  • @AmbiambiSinistrous
    @AmbiambiSinistrous3 жыл бұрын

    me at 17:10, noticing that this video is 1:45:12 long

  • @tnk4me4
    @tnk4me43 жыл бұрын

    36:10 what is this store? Even grand finale isn't that bad here.wtf?

  • @tnk4me4

    @tnk4me4

    3 жыл бұрын

    I take it back. Grand finale is still bad here

  • @tomjackal5708

    @tomjackal5708

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tnk4me4 i was about to say, like let's not get ahead of ourselves here

  • @SSmitar
    @SSmitar3 жыл бұрын

    Hand of greed gives 25 gold, if I remember correctly, but Jorbs said 50 quite a few times in this video. Is it an inside joke that I missed?

  • @drowsyCoffee

    @drowsyCoffee

    3 жыл бұрын

    Since membership card halves all the prices, every 25 gold is worth the same as 50 gold on a non-card run, as you can buy double the amount you normally could with your current gold. Even though it can be confusing, jorbs tend to use that rule to refer to gold (doubling the amount) on all membership card runs, prolly due to him being acustomed to standard costs (dead branch costing around 330 gold to say an example). If that is the case then is easier to think about posible store contents with normal prices and double the gold amount to not have to do so much math when trying to choose between going or not to a store

  • @SSmitar

    @SSmitar

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@drowsyCoffee Ahh makes sense. Thanks for the explanation.

  • @maulros
    @maulros3 жыл бұрын

    Pyramid most boring boss relic but ah so good.

  • @Ventoms519
    @Ventoms5193 жыл бұрын

    Should have taken 2nd grand finale for thumbnail click bait smh

  • @hanskraut2018
    @hanskraut2018 Жыл бұрын

    At 51:14 die you just ignore infinite gold? Also you could have ended the fight 20 turns earlyer if not….

  • @DegradationDomain_stuff
    @DegradationDomain_stuff2 жыл бұрын

    Very strange deck. That's why it is entertaining, I guess

  • @limepop340
    @limepop3403 жыл бұрын

    Didn’t he play Doki Doki Literature Club once upon a time? I might just be going crazy. Hope the VODs are somewhere if he did.

  • @fincy645

    @fincy645

    3 жыл бұрын

    Which girl did he choose

  • @hanskraut2018
    @hanskraut2018 Жыл бұрын

    Therapyst? Interessting anything long knows/common like adhd or just subthreshhold „normal“ things that can use a therapist, anhedonia/dystimia?

  • @quelqunx7470
    @quelqunx74703 жыл бұрын

    Third is missing? Ok I'm third XD

  • @samrosario5108
    @samrosario51083 жыл бұрын

    Eighth?

  • @tecnicofwars
    @tecnicofwars3 жыл бұрын

    Fourth

  • @pewpew2113
    @pewpew21133 жыл бұрын

    First :)

  • @gnutscha

    @gnutscha

    3 жыл бұрын

    i was first and deleted my comment because i was emberassed to be the first one

  • @arizona5249
    @arizona52493 жыл бұрын

    Oh, so when you say "I'm getting 150 gold this fight" against the triple sentries. You meant it like with membership card, everything is 50% off, so 75 gold becomes 150.. I see. I thought if you had membership card and used hand of greed, that a passive effect is you get double the gold when you use it. Technically yes, because shops are half off and your money goes twice as far, but actually getting double the gold, no. not at all.

  • @NicholasLayton
    @NicholasLayton3 жыл бұрын

    59:14 why did you miss grand finale there? The 3 dazed in your hand would exhaust themselves, you had 2 cards in draw pile, and the repulser was about to add more cards to your draw pile.

  • @NicholasLayton
    @NicholasLayton3 жыл бұрын

    Your deck wasn't lacking damage, you were just actively choosing not to do damage and then complaining about not doing damage.

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