I have a feeling those guys knew exactly what they were doing when they put this guy on their podcast. He's the kind of person who doesn't recognize when anyone is patronizing him for a laugh because he can't fathom the notion that anyone would ever patronize him for a laugh.

@suesjoy

Жыл бұрын

You forgot that made sure he had plenty to drink!

@v.v.9.9.

Жыл бұрын

I felt that too, they seemed to be laughing at him on the inside.

@jadepersonally

9 ай бұрын

and they stuffed him full of alcohol too.

@user-kn1qi5sf9w

8 ай бұрын

6:09 - yup, look at dudes facial expression lmfao

@jamie9726

8 ай бұрын

Logan Paul being patronising? A bunch of insecure man babies. Who cares

It’s hilarious because you just KNOW that Simon Cowell told each of them the exact same thing 😂

@revwillyg6450

Жыл бұрын

Guaranteed

@psycho8927

Жыл бұрын

In-between messing with his face.

@CossiFamily

Жыл бұрын

100%

@Markplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

What a set of pole smoking schills

@willgracie4697

Жыл бұрын

oh yeah lolololo.

He’s giving off the energy of that kid at school who would say ‘my dad’s harder than your dad’. Definitely a muppet.

@nikoletta7678

Жыл бұрын

That's exactly it! What a prat.

@alexgreenwood404

Жыл бұрын

He also blagged that he has an uncle at Nintendo who gives him games that aren't out yet

@keithkrick234

Жыл бұрын

​@@alexgreenwood404 🤣🤣🤣

@Filzzy

Жыл бұрын

My dad will bum your dad and your dad will enjoy it

@Jabba-le-feminist-hating-Hutt

Жыл бұрын

He gives me Simon Cowell vibes quite literally 😂

Justin accidentally saying One Dimension instead of One Direction made it for me 😂😂😂😂

@narvul

Жыл бұрын

There's nothing accidental about that.

@Spudcore

Жыл бұрын

I guffawed!

@sonjas.1856

Жыл бұрын

One Substraction

@cicerogsuphoesdown7723

Жыл бұрын

Freudian slip

@Tao_Tology

10 ай бұрын

#WandErection

What I love about Justin is, that no matter the sting in his disses... he is never mean to the vulnerable. He just gives it to the actual assholes.

@ImmortalDuke

Жыл бұрын

Ticket to Ride

@user-eg9dc5pi1d

9 ай бұрын

and more as the theatre of analysis than pure cruelty .. consistently inquisitive, insightful, brilliant

@MariaFrancesca

9 ай бұрын

@@user-eg9dc5pi1d Quite so!!! Very funny... very smart!

@mjcarroll673

9 ай бұрын

Well said both of you

@MariaFrancesca

9 ай бұрын

@@mjcarroll673 Thanks!

Reminds me of something my grandpa used to tell me: "When people are constantly trying to prove something, just remember, it's because they haven't proven it to themselves yet."

@oliverjames7315

Жыл бұрын

That's genius

@jackson.6282

Жыл бұрын

Nice your grandpa told you that, I got to learn the hard way

@jeanettewishall6362

Жыл бұрын

Ooh I love that. That's some fantastic wisdom.

The David Brent analogy is soooo accurate 😂

@LoveBaseballLove

Жыл бұрын

Completely spot on!!

@ryanwalker8843

Жыл бұрын

The way he says 'yeeeehhh' when they asked if he'd fight KSI, is the most David Brent like delivery I've seen anyone apart from Gervais himself do.

"I've been thrown down and held by my throat... but enough about my sex life" 😆🤣

@aintnobody3000

Жыл бұрын

Best part of the whole video.

@nickilee1587

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂😆

@lukebennet6989

Жыл бұрын

This had me choking on my laughter. 😂

I'm in tears from laughing way too hard at this. Too funny! What a fucking tosser Mr Payne is, you just know he stares at himself in the mirror while he's having a pull.

@hotfroganimations

Жыл бұрын

That's not an image I needed 😂😂🙈

@ryemill7787

Жыл бұрын

He jerks it stalefish to his own ass I'm sure.

@mikemccaine4229

Жыл бұрын

bit rude...

@TjTj74

Жыл бұрын

😄😄I could believe that

@TheComicbookguy78

Жыл бұрын

I liked your comment because of having a pull. 🤣

Love that you say Liam is the overlooked one and then forget that Louis exists LOL

@jaystel2381

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@jenjen81

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@rainbowrose510

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@floatingdisembodiedhead8975

Жыл бұрын

Liam was the one who married another bland cougar right? Who tf is Louis tho? Nevermind it's Tomlinson lmao I genuinely thought there were only 4 of them

@paulasilvabio1

Жыл бұрын

Louis Tomlinson was one of the band's main songwriters, that's all!

Car crash TV. You missed out the section when he says he'll only go solo for the right song because he doesn't want to damage his musical 'legacy'. Legend.

@loftyradish6972

Жыл бұрын

Strip That Down has entered the chat like a fart in an elevator. The radio station we have on at work plays it every now and again, and every time it is just an embarrassment.

@rastamuff1

Жыл бұрын

Strip that down Hahahahha!

Liam has always been the guy in the band, who thought he was better than every other member, he was and still remains one sentence away from putting his foot in his mouth every time he speaks. You absolutely nailed it when you compared him to David Brent, that is exactly who he is like.

@cmguitars5151

Жыл бұрын

Like when Noel Gallagher called Robbie Williams the 'fat dancer from Take That'

@tornaclconor5149

Жыл бұрын

​@@cmguitars5151 Noel is so far and away better than chubby Williams lmao

@vickyvixen2010

11 ай бұрын

I think youve hit the nail on the head, i know someone who grew up with him and hes always been an arrogant wanker even before he was famous 😂

@jadepersonally

9 ай бұрын

this is not true in the slightest.

I literally laughed out loud during this one. I never realized the power of a wink.

@Loctorak

9 ай бұрын

It's illegal in seven countries, believe it or not. Too much of a risk to public security

@theoutsider6191

9 ай бұрын

Well if it gets Cheryl Cole's pants off I might just give a try out 🙂😜😜😜

The lack self awareness is so true, it’s embarrassing

Liam seems to be painfully, desperately insecure. Justin, you hit the nail on the head when you called him David Brent.

I laughed so hard I got distracted and burnt dinner. Was worth it.

@JustinHawkinsRidesAgain

Жыл бұрын

Sorry!

@erikaalmeidavega78

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 This comment!! Oh my days...! 😂😂 x

@markot4616

9 ай бұрын

Especially worth it if it was Liam's dinner

"The most important thing to remember when doing interviews is to not be a bell end". That is comment of the day. I laughed so loudly, I even snorted, hilarious. This video was brilliant. I also loved the David Brent analogy. Liam is David Brent reincarnated for sure.

@jenjen81

Жыл бұрын

I also laughed at “they put me out in front cos they know i won’t freeze”😂

@damotheman4196

Жыл бұрын

Brent's not dead!!! Sacrilege! 😂

@SubVet84

Жыл бұрын

What is a bell end? I’ve heard several Brits use it often. In context I can tell it’s negative, kind of like calling someone a tool, but I don’t understand the reference.

@damotheman4196

Жыл бұрын

@@SubVet84 Bellend? I've always known it to mean "dick" e.g "that's blokes an awful Bell end" = "that's blokes an awful dick". I'm Irish though a Briton might come through here and tell me I'm wrong, and we'll all be fighting again! 👊😂 (it doesn't take much.. Lol)

@SubVet84

Жыл бұрын

@@damotheman4196 thank you for letting me know. Now I can see how that makes sense. I’m assuming it’s because the end of a dick is shaped like a bell. Seems unnecessary to say since it’s quicker to say Dick. Leave it to the Brit’s to complicate something to sound stuck up and clever. Slang is meant to be easier; what a bunch of dicks! Lol

This was hysterical, I nearly spat out my tea at "What if he beats me up", and Liam Payne is, no doubt, a muppet, but that interview speaks volumes against the Paul brothers, too. What a pair of over-grown schoolyard bullies they are, egging him on, drawing him out, with whoever that pathetic, fawning hanger-on sitting next to Liam is, all but panting, "Yeah, boss, good one, boss!" Yuck.

@tessiepinkman

9 ай бұрын

Yup, I *never* use the word hate for people I don't know; but those two are coming very close to that territory. They scam the fans they have, for MILLIONS of dollars each year, and they are just bullies - like you said. Sorry, I know this was an old comment from you, but I just happened to re-watch this episode right now for a laugh, and I saw your comment and just felt I had to say something. Because sure, Liam Payne is an absolute moron, but the brothers are so fucking horrible that my laughter just sort of stopped half way through and I became _almost_ a bit sad for Liam, who doesn't seem to know himself or the world *at all* and these two idiots are just letting him screw up even more, because it's fun for *them* - and that's just vile behavior. Sorry, I shall now go back to have a nice and a bit more zen morning than this! Hope you'll have a fine rest of this week!

@HandmadeDarcy

9 ай бұрын

@@tessiepinkman No apology necessary! I hope your day has been more zen than not. Cheers, from Australia. 😊🌷

@allisonday893

9 ай бұрын

Totally agree with you both above. I came back for a laugh and on second viewing you really see the bullies at work. They know exactly what they are doing and they are most definitely laughing at him not with him

@LB-ih7hn

11 күн бұрын

I believe Louis Tomlinson surmised the whole situation perfectly. The Paul brothers are bullies.

“David Brent” 😆🙌🏼 spot on 🤣 The narcissism is ooozing out of him.

cocaine is a hell of a drug. Liam is basically its poster boy right now. His response to the Will Smith slap is so funny I watch it all the time

@Terrordanger

Жыл бұрын

Strong likeness to that thoughtful airhead ‘Bros’ brother

@sonant888

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the tip!

An absolute masterclass in British sarcasm. Cheers

"One Dimension" there is no way that wasn't on purpose :) Great video, love the content!

Everything I learned about One Direction, I learned in this clip.

@diana-cy4kj

Жыл бұрын

Me too, lol!

@Theduckwebcomics

9 ай бұрын

Same. I only knew their name before, nothing more than that.

The Freudian slip was priceless.. Nearly did it TWICE! That would've added not one but TWO extra dimensions! 🤣🌟👍

@nickilee1587

Жыл бұрын

I thought the same, they are now know as 'one dimension' to me 🤣😆

@Terri_MacKay

Жыл бұрын

Very apt! The perfect start to this video. 🤣

When you're invited to Simon Cowell's house, you have to sign an NDA, and also acknowledge that you will wake up in an alley the next morning after having been roofied, with your pants nowhere to be found. And you agree to not press charges. That happened to me three fecking times before I caught on.

@thewotsit

Жыл бұрын

Settle down Louis Walsh, we know.

@Ukraineaissance2014

Жыл бұрын

Wake up tied up in the back of a limo with sinitta driving

He's pure Brent.

i watch this video at least once a month, it’s my absolute comfort vid

This is brilliant. Liam's Brentisms and Justins commentary just kills me.

'His surname is Payne, and he is certainly not afraid to inflict it'... Brilliant!

This is brilliant 😂😂 even when you criticize it’s still being kind of polite and it’s so funny. More of this please.

@joanieovals

Жыл бұрын

yes!!

Rumor is Rod Stewart had the power of the wink (and, just between us…the nod as well).

This is one of your funniest videos by far! You have the gift of humour as well Justin! Love your videos.

"Four" and "Made in the AM" are solid albums!

PLEASE MORE OF THIS! You’re amazing at throwing shade

Putting it out there, this is one of your best videos yet. As soon as you mentioned David Brent I couldn't unsee it. Brilliant.

oh jeez. I know I've had my own David Brent moments when I've felt at my most insecure. I'm sure underneath all this nonsense he's actually quite a nice person. He honestly just wants to be loved but is going about it in a way that just turns people off. I actually feel sad for him like I always did with David Brent. It's funny but also tragic when people have this blindspot and they can't understand why people don't like them.

@georgieporgie3118

Жыл бұрын

I think Simon shot him in the foot when dishing out the roles/images of each of the lads in the band. You've got the womaniser (Harry, despite being so far from the truth), the cute Irish one (Niall), the mysterious one (Zayne), the Noel/Liam Gallagher character (Louis, again sooooo far from the truth)... All pretty easy images to work with for a solo career, although I love how Harry Styles has managed to totally go against his womaniser image and be best example of a man who says F you to toxic masculinity... I digress... Poor Liam was marketed as the sensible one, the Dad of the group. He was the one who gave sensible answers in interviews, who kept the conversation going when the rest descended into chaos, the one who kept a level head and held it all together. I imagine it's hard to figure out who you actually are and how to rebrand yourself as something more appealing/exciting as a solo artist. Liam is a decent guy, he just lost his way for a while but seems to be doing much better now 🙏

Starting my day with a right good laugh, thank you Justin.

Far too funny .. I love Justin’s delivery .. thanks and please keep the videos coming. If it hadn’t been for Justin I’d have never have heard of Ren. Or laughed so much today 🙏

My favourite of your videos so far, brilliant stuff! Laughed out loud several times. I know you've had doubts about the channel recently but I love your sense of humour and insight in equal measure and hope you keep with it.

“When the chips are down, and your goose is cooked…” 😂😂😂

Absolutely brilliant delivery. Your silences were perfectly executed. 😂

Thank you Justin for getting my day off to a giggly start, once again. It's the best! 😂

"One dimension"! U got it right the 1st time🤣🤣🤣

Sometimes your subtle humor is just hilarious Justin. Never miss an episode cheers!

One of your best videos in quite some time. What an absolute tool he appears to be. Enjoyed that.

This cheered me up no end and yet depressed me at the same time.

I happened to watch this first thing on a Monday morning. Great way to start the week. The funniest you have ever done. The David Brent reference is killing.

“If you don’t remove those hands there’s a high likelihood you’ll never use them again” is my favourite quote ever. Full stop. Amazing. Beautiful. Show-stopping.

You're a bit of a guitar genius and an epic frontman, but you win the internet for this video. It's pure gold.

You don't understand, Liam's album hit #111, that's #1 three times simultaneously. Harry, Niall and Zayn only hit #1 once.

@victoriaprats6108

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

This is one of the funniest things I've seen 😂 I love your humor! Thank you🩷

"Decide on a note and go for it" hahahahah you had me in stitches with that one

This had me in stitches! People like liam payne with that obscene level of arrogance about them are just asking for people to poke fun at them. His size of ego is almost satirical. I know someone who grew up with him and apparently he has always been a complete wanker 😂

@Camille_Anderson

9 ай бұрын

Yes, like his ex-girlfriend who takes herself so serious & talks like she is untouchable,. She has the cheek to say Nicole S. Isn't that good or memorable, not a great singer/dancer!!!! 🤮😏

Never has a surname been so aptly applicable.

Ive had a shit week and I keep playing this because your reaction just cheers me up hahaha. Thanks Mr.Hawkins

The way you say "One Dim------rection" with a saucy look to the camera, is priceless. I haven't laughed this hard from a video in a long time.

Absolutely brilliant!!!!! Really made me laugh, I’d love you to do another one of these Justin, you’re a right clever fella and I’m sure you can think of lots of people who are deserving of such critique!!!!!!! Xxx

Justin you legend… You had me cackling through this.

Justin please keep going with your music and these videos! You make life a lot easier!

I can actually see Ricky Gervais reeanact this interview as David Brent...and it would work... amazing!

He's an absolute winker ;)

8:53 caught me off guard, spilled my drink, 10/10! Great stuff as always, thanks Justin!

"Sometimes when you hear Mariah Carey singing, you just wanna go: C'mon love, decide on a note and go for it". 🤣 ROTFL 🤣. That's the best description I have heard of when that style of singing is overdone. I think it is called "melismatic" singing (or some may call it "over-singing"?), but it can be taken way too far. Applies to a few other famous R&B singers as well...

This is brilliant 😂🫣 You need to do more of these please 😅🏆

I once more bow to the pure brilliance of Justin Hawkins.

+1 For the Mariah Carie analysis. Feel the same way about Whitney (R. I. P). They were amazing when they started out then the pressure/showmanship/whatever took over. Felt soulless. 😢

Not only are you a great rock n roller, you are super funny too. 😂. So glad I found your channel. That intro riff is EPIC!! ❤ from 🇨🇦

Love your videos, but this is by far the funniest. Your sense of humour is very much my cup of tea sir ! All the best.

Justin Fucking Hawkins Rides Againnnnn! 🎶🎶🎶🎸

Every time I see Justin has uploaded a new video I click on it straight away ❤ he makes me laugh 😂 so much 😂😂love you Justin ❤

Spot on with the David Brent observation. This guy is a legend in his own mind.

Justin you know that video where you were wondering what type of videos we wanted? This, more of this please 🤣 I couldn't stop laughing .

I thought Justin was a bit subdued after his recent post about the channel. I wanted to give the dude a hug. This episode is back to form :)

Thank you Justin, for making a hilarious video even funnier. Teary eyed with laughter now.🤣

Justin, you make me laugh so much with your comments. You are totally on my wave length, and I am glad to have you in my life since subscribing to your channel. I hope that you read this, and know that you are very much appreciated. Thank you!

I remember his awful song 'Strip That Down' in which he's DESPERATELY trying to erase his boyband image... it had the lyric "I used to be in 1D", and let's just say if you have to keep mentioning how different you are, you're not actually different

Oh boy, so many gems, my face hurts from grinning! Thank you Justin Hawkins 😄😂😂

That was brilliant , thanks man , cheered me right up ! Love the channel , 🤘💀🤘💀🤘💀🤘

Possibly your funniest video ever. Brilliant! More please!

Justin...you should check out the report that the band Monuments recently released, sharing receipts that show how venue merch cuts are hurting bands and cutting into the viability of touring. I'd love to hear your take on this and your experience with the ways that multiple people have multiple hands in the pockets of bands.

This channel is the most entertaining thing about my insomnia. We all know a Payne don’t we?

You killed me with this episode dude! 😂 Still coughing from choking on my laughter.

Is this your 'fued'.... ??? I wonder how far this could go... pop prat against rock n rollers... The sarcasm and shade being thrown in this video is brilliant, man after my own heart! 👏 👏

I laughed through this whole video. Why don't you have a milllion plus subs? People are missing out.

I went to see 1dimension with my daughter once and I actually think he held the whole show together. Massive bellend in these interviews tho. You hit the nail right on the head with the David Brent comment. Brilliant as always Justin. Keep up the good work!!

@cozgreenhalgh9516

8 ай бұрын

He’s the safe hands of the group but is about as exciting as visiting the dentist, which is why he works in the group but sucks solo (and why he released a mediocre Xmas song because they don’t have to be particularly good to get plays each year and earn money)

I think this is your funniest one so far, what a melt!

Absolutely brilliant video, definitely one of my favourites!

Thank you for being you Justin. Unaffected, balanced and open.

This was soooooo great!!! So much enjoyment, and I don't even know much about One Direction.

@lucinda44

Жыл бұрын

@@rocketshiptoaltair or old....but I'll take beautiful over old any day! 😁

I really enjoyed your impression of Salad Fingers. In a video that had me creasing throughout, that was a highlight.

Your little pauses … pure comedy gold!

To be fair to the lad, he does come over as a world class winker.

This brightened up my day, cheers Justin

I love all of your episodes but this is my favourite. What a branleur!

I think we can all agree that we’ll turn down any invites to Simon Cowell’s house

"I should have tried that when I was on the masked singer". Crying!!!! 🤣

I love your sense of humour...amazing Justing

How I've stumbled across your channel mate I don't know but it's fucking brilliant I can't get enough of it 🤣

Ahh, a black turtleneck, very sixties, kind of Walker Brothers vibe.

Man....I could lay under all that subtle shade for daaaays.......🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂