What did they teach me at University? - If it moves, it's biology, - If it smells, it's chemistry, - And if it doesn't work, it's physics.

@seriousmaran9414

17 күн бұрын

Clouds, rain, rivers, watch out for the hot lava! Fairly sure there is a lot of biology in poo.😮 And present day physics doesn't work anyway so no surprise there. 😊

@musab.k.9870

17 күн бұрын

Guess my local government's inability to do any meaningful work can be described in terms of physics

@sakismpalatsias4106

17 күн бұрын

😂

@sergeynovikov9424

17 күн бұрын

nuclear plants in Germany do not work because of corruption, not because of physics, as Sabine has told us.

@jcortese3300

17 күн бұрын

"If it doesn't work and they know why, it's engineering." "If it doesn't work and they don't know why, it's physics."

I feel like there aren't enough coffee machines around...

@Rondo2ooo

17 күн бұрын

I guess it's so old that people didn't recognize it as such and kept asking what it is. 😅😅

@bartsanders1553

17 күн бұрын

Did someone say coffee?

@alphagt62

16 күн бұрын

I remember those old coffee machines, like a drink machine, but it brewed the coffee as you bought a cup. Press buttons for cream and sugar, and it all drains into a tiny paper cup. Unless the machine was out of cups, and your coffee fell right down the drain. Worst coffee I’ve ever drank in my life! Truly a last desperate option.

I hate it when the blackboard goes critical

@kennnnnnnnnnnnnnn

15 күн бұрын

It made a big bang and a whole new chalk dust universe was created on the floor

@c.jishnu378

12 күн бұрын

Fr, my dead father's grand uncle hated that.

@ghian696

7 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤ Next, have a look at the Psychology Department.

Practically every failed experiment ends up being refurbished as some kind of novelty coffee machine.

@pushista9322

17 күн бұрын

Oh that's why they're mentioned in the video

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Particles.

@marcoottina654

16 күн бұрын

The vacuum chamber

😂 Sabine, are you sure you're actually German? You aren't supposed to have *this much* facility with humor! 👏👏👏

@helenamcginty4920

17 күн бұрын

Oh but German humour is dry. Like Sabine's. I even think the Germans have spread the udea they are humourless as a joke.

@Rondo2ooo

17 күн бұрын

Here the debunked stereotypes go. 😁

@MagMar-kv9ne

17 күн бұрын

Actually, Germans are quite adept at Humour, culturally MUCH has changed in the last 70+ years. Although i believe the Austrians are much more talented in comedy.

@GiovannaIwishyou

17 күн бұрын

@@MagMar-kv9ne Austrians are more talented in everything. Even in being Germans.

@sirbum1918

17 күн бұрын

She did work in Sweden and they are very funny.

No physicists were harmed during the filming of this video. None worked, proposed novel theories, or made any new dicoveries, either.

@bigodineo

2 күн бұрын

lol

The helium voice is hysterical :D

@martinrupprecht9853

17 күн бұрын

Ahh, the helium voice, now I get it! Initially it made me search for the video speed setting!

@blinded6502

16 күн бұрын

​@@martinrupprecht9853Bruh, YT speed setting doesnt change pitch

@Achill101

16 күн бұрын

​@@blinded6502 - wouldn't that mean if you speed up a video analog by n% and then slow it down digitally by n%, the pitch would be higher by n%?

@blinded6502

16 күн бұрын

@@Achill101 Yeah

@nkronert

4 күн бұрын

Pitch shifting and time stretching are indeed related algorithms.

OMG it's just like in Argentina Physics Faculty! I remember the big boxes at the entrance that were there for a long time. Legend says it was very delicate instrumental that was delivered so roughly that it was made unusable and nobody could decide what to do with them.

@tonisee2

14 күн бұрын

Observatory of University of La Plata has still to great extent historical/original interior, furniture etc - which I just admire. And those are not inconvenient to use. Modern stuff - generally yes.

@84com83

2 күн бұрын

Make coffee machines for sale and earn a profit!

Ahh, I always thought that the antique furniture is sort of a flex implying that all experiments are extremely safe

@831Miranda

17 күн бұрын

The 'special chairs' are meant to keep the Physicists (and students) awake! 😂

I would LOVE to have Sabine as my teacher!

@Thomas-gk42

17 күн бұрын

she´s the teacher for all of us.

@siceastwood2714

17 күн бұрын

​​@@Thomas-gk42 youtube is just her preffered educational style probably. More modern than talking to just a room full of people, especially for important lectures like her recent video on disliking aspects of the academic world. Reaches just way more people than just writing papers or traditional teaching

😂😂Thank you Sabine, I needed this

At the university where I got my undergraduate degree in physics, in the very, very old physics building, the graduate student offices were directly below student labs. So much mercury had been spilled over the years in the labs that some of the graduate students displayed symptoms of mercury poisoning.

Just so everyone knows, this over here is MY coffee machine, and nobody is allowed to use it or unplug it.

Too perfect. I graduated in 71', some things never change.

You have a good comedy cadence & timing. And in a second language! Very good editing for the gag!

@phenex551

16 күн бұрын

Yes, with large notes of sarcastic undertones! I think she’s a natural. 👍

@eh1702

16 күн бұрын

@@phenex551 Yes, her intonation’s great too. She could do standup.

And, those are not ordinary papers, but quantum-papers! They are always everywhere! Moreover, they are entangled: if you ever come up with a brilliant new idea, you find those also described in all others suddenly.

... and over there are 320 optical devices for experiments that finished 20 years ago ...

I loved the chorus: “That’s a coffee machine!”.

Sounds the same as the engineering department, though OHS took all our coffee machines away so now we have to go to the common rooms to make coffee...

“Yes, that’s a coffee machine.” 😅

You are so talented, so adorable, Sabine.

Nice hair! 😉

„This is where we keep the library of all PhD theses published by our department. Since the early 90‘s, we‘ve been burning them on these CDs which we then marked with a Sharpie. We are quite sure the data is totally intact.“

@ankavoskuilen1725

17 күн бұрын

I thought you said: "We have been burning them." 😳

@lorentzinvariant7348

16 күн бұрын

Sorry but CD’s don’t come from a fireplace. Physicists should know this.

haha the paper piles! how true

Oh, is that why those posters never get replaced?

3 coffee makers and that ending... Great one.

@hanswitvliet8188

17 күн бұрын

One for dark energy, one for dark matter, and one for black holes.

@CAPSLOCKPUNDIT

16 күн бұрын

Harry Potter and the Black Brew Cauldrons

This is so relatable. 😂

Okay but the coffee machines not looking like coffee machines because Someone has decided to rip off half the panels to rewire some shit for Optimal Coffeefication is relatable as fuck. The physics teachers room at my school even had one of those.

Sabine, you're priceless! Thanks.

This is reminiscent of my college days and visits to my physics professor’s office. Missing are the piles of interoffice envelopes stuffed with what not and the randomly piled folders papers and notes. Of course also there were books, paper cups and dirty coffee mugs. He was brilliant!

A fabulous, hilarious, unexcpected present🙃😘 made by spirit expanding Professor Bee. Back in university?

Oh, nice! Sabine does stand-up! BTW, the accelerator's sprung a helium leak again.

Your sense of humour is amazing :)

The result of living in an abstract world.

You are killing me!! LOL I well remember the Physics building at my University. It smelled of carpet glue, chalk, and sweaty grad students.... with a slight overlay of the specific polyester found in lab coats.

Ugh… as a recently finished grad student this is so real it’s depressing. I’m in social sciences so we don’t even have a coffee machine.

@SPDLand

16 күн бұрын

...or science...

"Did u try turning the Espresso machine Off and On again?"

You're so funny. You should present QI when Sandi Toksvig retires

That’s a coffee machine 🤣🤣🤣

@hanswitvliet8188

17 күн бұрын

A coffee & water collider, you mean…

Last year I started studying physics at the age of 36, after 3 years of struggling through working in the healthcare system while getting my degree at evening classes. During orientation everyone told us, that you have to study full time or you'll never finish. I thought: Well you already segregate disabled people like it's a business model, so maybe I try to fight the odds like I'm used to... only to find out that there aren't even enough chairs and they want you to fight for them like in a wet FDP dream. I honestly can't remember the last time I felt worse than in my first lecture and I quit right after that. I'd never treat a person nor a society in my life like they treat you on a daily basis. Only an honest arsehole can win that rat race.

@Achill101

16 күн бұрын

Yes, students aren't treated well, but I had just come from my compulsory army service, and university physics didn't seem so bad to me. Finished with a PhD.

@THEdentist86

16 күн бұрын

@@Achill101 Well congrats! Despite your PhD you did not get the essence of my comment though. Of course a soldier will struggle through this process more easily than anybody disadvantaged. Let's build a society where the universities are full of soldiers. Nothing bad can happen then.

@Achill101

16 күн бұрын

@THEdentist86 - you've misunderstood my comment, which was: universities were designed for young students who can sit on the floor or walk over to the other part of town in a hurry and still have the energy to learn and study. Similarly, we don't put old people into the armed forces, because their bodies can't take that anymore. If universities want to accommodate older students, and many do, they need to redesign their spaces.

Hilarious. You are the best

Thank god! I had almost forgotten how to speak chipmunk lol

This is good acting. I totally buy the frazzled, shell-shocked egg-head persona.

Thanks for laugh that make me choke

I'm nearsight person ( about -3d ). Over 20 years ago I decided to live life of the stupid one distancing self from intelligent ambitions of some scientists. My goal was and still is to survive not being involved in criminal activities conducted by some scientists and government. Quite long time I'm watching your presentations and I can't avoid conclusion that someone gives you interesting advices. Thanks to my stupidity I survived several assassination attempts. Retired, poor, with the respect of an idiot from surrounding me PEOPLE. Not really happy but determined to reach my goal. You Sabine, looks like, know a lot about this case. By psychologists nearsightedness gives higher abilities to survive in difficult conditions not only for stupid ones but also for scientists. Be happy.

ahahah so funny! Thanks for this Sabine!

Now I know what our physics department lacks, coffee machines. We should have one for every 4 physics majors.

You know the swivel chairs can explode, the shock absorber in the middle is filled with pressurized gas that can launch up through your body! I guess if you're one of the few that's cross registered between medical department and the physics department.. Otherwise I'll stick with my standing desk to try and stay awake.

Hands down the best short on KZread, you so talented Sabine well done

I can feel the C+ in PHYS3201Quantum Field Theory II. Even from this distance, the action is nostalgically spooky.

Keepin it real.

Sabine is following in Albert's footsteps. He was a frustrated comedian too.

Love you Sabine! 😂

Brilliant

Oh 😫 what on earth made her to bully that poor coffee machine 🤔

That's too funny! Thanks for making me laugh so hard on a monday morning.

Absolutely phenomenal.

More?? Yes, more cofee please..from the machine!! 🤣🤣🤣😎

Punch cards, typewriters and facsimile machines. Oh and be sure to clean the lint from your mouse balls... Sabine isn't trying to be funny, she's German she is stating facts.

@eliyahuskoczylas4973

17 күн бұрын

Why they only used male mice for computers is something I could never understand.... 🤷

Sabine you are so clever and a great performer your character here is just fantastic I love the voice and the wig not to mention your writing.

😂 I love your sense of humor and intellect. You've become my favorite science presenter and one of my favorite KZreadrs. I may be strapped for cash, but I hope you get some benefit in the algorithm from my humble interaction. You're an amazing physicist. The Academia have truly wasted your talents, but the public still benefits. You always make me smile.

Man this channel is devolving fast 😅

My god, your sense of humor is on point here.

I had to watch this multiple times. Coffee machine and uncomfortable chairs. Lol. I love this.

The building was a significant reason why I decided to not major in physics and become an architect instead.

the same in Argentina

“yes! That’s a coffee machine!”…….. we can be thankful for the blackboard. No one knows how many times that would have been repeated otherwise.

For some reason I assumed Sabine would put a spin on "welcome to the internet"

heck, that describes with 80% accuracy the entire Faculty of Physics of Bucharest

I like this bit of "more of her humor!"

Give the stylist a raise! 😂

"Yes. That's a coffe machine" and the depredated building hidden in the far corners of the campus being where the physics department lies seems to be universal Physics experience

I just love her. She’s the gobbledygook eradicator!

I can confirm, during my time at uni during linear algebra, the pillar of a big heavy blackboard gave in, it started collapsing. A bunch of students ran to the front of the lecture room to prevent the teacher being squishef

the most important question in physics of the late 90s: who’s printing his whole dissertation in one run blocking the printer for 2 hours?

Our physics department had to be completely refurbished in the 80s due to leftover radiation

If this was really the 1970s, it would start, "welcome to the physics department, gentlemen. "

OMG!!! Lmfao! 😂 …my dad was a professor. So much truth here! Can’t breathe!❤

The presence of memes has been ever increasing in physics buildings.

This is just fantastic!

My old thesis advisor (chemistry, not physics but spectroscopy so close enough), saw rotting benches in his undergrad teaching lab. The following Monday, they collapsed and needed to be replaced. He was smiling what he said they 'collapsed' over the weekend.

I can still hear the German accent 🤣

It’s not only the 22generations of paper left behind but all those drawers of rocks and dirt and pieces of bugs every school and museum has! Every 20 years or so someone goes thru those drawers and finds something truly amazing that they’d totally forgotten they collected.

@tonisee2

14 күн бұрын

I found a box with label "Ciencia random"... :-)

Who would of thought a high speed German accent could sound British, at least to me. That was funny.

Don't touch the blackboard: it shows that quarks are asymptotically free of high energy, now that Leslie has fixed the equation.

I used to clean the coffee machine in the molecular biology lab where I worked years ago. They were surprised how better the coffee tasted after it was cleaned.

What a wonderful and poignant sense of humor she has

" It is O.K. to be a little crazy"

The ending got me...and her 🤣

"Over here is our teaching lab for the undergraduate physics majors. We're proud to say that up to 25% of the vintage experimental equipment will actually demonstrate the intended physical phenomenon from the lesson plan."

[sigh] SOMEONE has been into the helium tank again! 😁

You are amazing!❤ Thank you!

I like those old vending machines that sold coffee, hot chocolate, and chicken soup. Naturally, I tended to go for the chicken soup!

I have the exact perception of the UK's parliament, MPs engaging in political show business as the rest of the world moves politically forward.

Sabine just got discovered by Dark Matter

Lets pay physicists like we pay sportsball players

This is a great sideline. Laughing 🤣

Sabine has discovered the Oldest House from Control

This is why we love you, Sabine. (As a university brat, I know exactly what you are on about!)