VaazkL has the most chillest voice i have ever heard. He just reads memes,yet he has more expressions than most ytbers

@somerandompolarbear487

Жыл бұрын

15:23

@Theguywhoasked

Жыл бұрын

Fr bro like he makes the memes funnier

@Subcribe-or-your-dog-is-mine

Жыл бұрын

@@Theguywhoasked ...THATS MY JOB....ILL GET TO 2k FIRST!....maybe

@milanmariageorge4205

Жыл бұрын

@@somerandompolarbear487 lol

@Theguywhoasked

Жыл бұрын

@@Subcribe-or-your-dog-is-mine I’ll sub good luck bro

"It is the dry world that is the enemy" As someone who lives in the American Southwest, can 100% confirm. "Releasing a roomba into the Greek forums" is the kind of thing a tabletop gamer (alignment: chaotic WTF) would want to do with a time machine and I approve of it. I need to cultivate an "emergency markiplier" feature for my dreams, some of my nightmares would have been infinitely less traumatic if that happened.

@brostoptyping5956

Жыл бұрын

Huh

@nickkohlmann

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@PakoDriver

Жыл бұрын

Greeks be like when you release the roomba: bro whats that? what is life?

@thealchemist7843

11 ай бұрын

"I need to cultivate an "emergency markiplier"" lmao

@draconiquist

10 ай бұрын

I... Did you just speak in algorithm?

Man, that chick is right. She does look like a dead movie wife. Its hilariously accurate

@isakdin

Жыл бұрын

Yes.

@foxbuns

Жыл бұрын

but it is *such an unhinged thing to aspire to be* 🥴

@thientuongnguyen2564

5 ай бұрын

@@foxbuns Then you remember, Tim Burton made a movie about a literal dead wife.

"My clowns are about to lay eggs" It's been 20 minutes, and I'm still laughing

"Hooters is like the American version of a maid cafe" At last I truly see

@infiniteplanes5775

Жыл бұрын

Except Hooters came first. Maid cafes could thus be called a Japanese version of Hooters

@leroyspeelt

8 ай бұрын

I mean both is good

@thientuongnguyen2564

5 ай бұрын

@@leroyspeelt Both need to step up their games with "Femboy Hooters" or "Trap Maid Cafe".

That sister is a savage

@deontaeavila3514

Жыл бұрын

Arousing

@-ZionTheFox-

Жыл бұрын

She's training for what's she's gonna do to her siblings

@saai4life

Жыл бұрын

timestamp 😉?

@Noballsbro

Жыл бұрын

My balls are a savage

@Skeptal

Жыл бұрын

​@@saai4life 9:77

Rip the mom seeing the toys in the middle of the night 💀

@Theguywhoasked

Жыл бұрын

😂🤌🤌

14:57 imagine being the doctor and hearing your patient say "oh my god that weiner dog was right"💀

Ngl some of the biblical gender things sound badass. I'd gladly be referred to as "snake language translator" or "forbidden fruit eater".

@chelseasheehan9227

9 ай бұрын

I mean technically that second one applies to both. Eve just ate it first.

"before and after bk" "You put them in the wrong order" "I am going to rearrange your cellular state to a f'ing cabbage you insect" was my absolute favorite

There’s no one who can make twitter posts funnier than VaazkL

@Theguywhoasked

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@destroyer99612

Жыл бұрын

No trying to be a nerd but other would be better But true statement

3:53 Sid was considered a villain only because the toys were sentient and only by the toys, well and his sister but that's how brothers are 12:21 no, I am drinking Dr. Pepper. 17:34 even when not using a door bell, calling it anything other than Ding Dong Ditch is a crime

@poplee6478

Жыл бұрын

Completely agree Made me smile, go through some deep thoughts, almost laugh, and then feel satisfied by the end. 10/10 comment.

@Williamatics

Жыл бұрын

Doorbell ditch

@GeraltofRivia22

Жыл бұрын

The guy from Ratatouille is the villain because he tried to cheat the MC out of his inheritance.

@leroyspeelt

8 ай бұрын

How would he know the toys are sentient

@cory_and_co

8 ай бұрын

@@leroyspeelt exactly, he was only considered a villain by the toys, and we only considered him a villain because we knew the toys were sentient

3:45 I like how they say Sid from toy story is just "exorcising creativity" and "innovating" as if he wasn't making saw traps and recreating torture scenes from World War 2 with barbie dolls

@saphirestorm7952

Жыл бұрын

Seems like a normal thing for a kid

@gr4n737

Жыл бұрын

@@saphirestorm7952 Did you have loving parents as a kid or did you have unrestricted access to the internet

@saphirestorm7952

Жыл бұрын

@@gr4n737 Both, loving parents who knew I literally only ever played video games anyway

@KeilaBevins

Жыл бұрын

Trueee 😂 That kid was disturbed. And also, brushing their villainy off as regular things ruins the perspective. To living toys, he’s a psycho murderer, and to a bee, that guy was also a psycho murderer. Like it’s all about perspective, man. Lol

@Kjf365

Жыл бұрын

Usually, the more messed up things kids do unprompted, the more messed up they'll turn out to be when they grow up. If you notice your kid playing "find the American spy" with their toys, maybe it's time to have a talk.

5:30 Wat. I NEED more information, I cannot continue to function until this .... wtf ever is explained to me.

5:05 if Corgis are just expensive potatoes, then it’s not weird if I cut them up and eat them like fries.

@Theguywhoasked

Жыл бұрын

We’re not in china This is a joke calm guys calm

@DeluluIsNotTheSelulu

Жыл бұрын

NO

The fact that landlord would be landlady, not ladylord 🤣

When you realize the video would have been 58 minutes and 35 seconds long if he didn’t lose that 20 minutes of recording. Edit: I did the calculation off by a long shot it’s actually 38 minutes and 35 seconds long. (Thanks Squish 🏳️‍🌈 rights)

@thatfemboysquish

Жыл бұрын

W- that's- it's 18m so it would be 38?

@stevenhickory5143

Жыл бұрын

@@thatfemboysquish shoot you’re right. My bad I honestly forgot what I was doing.

@MirageZephyr

Жыл бұрын

bro willed the video to extension 💀

15:02 "Pretty sure my clowns are about to lay eggs" The horror movie I didn't know I needed

I had a dream I was in an ocean of orange soda… It was a fantasy

@redwitch12

Жыл бұрын

I sea what you did there. ...we can both show ourselves out now

@ragdoll1036

Жыл бұрын

Fanta-sea..........🫤👍💯

5:44 okay you told not to so I won't say any but I will say one thing when people are younger it will get stuck in zipper one time, after that never ( they will learn ). and it hurts .... very much

i always hashafashasha on my food, im just starvin my ass off and cant resist 😂

@redwitch12

Жыл бұрын

I never knew how much I needed a proper onomatopoeia for "the noise you make when your food is too hot", but now I have it and I'm so happy

17:20 it’s ding dong ditch

1:43 I ate Pizza and CHOKED (no, not on the ballsack, to confirm).

I love the parts where he just gives up on reading it

17:41 superhero we needed but didn't deserve

Damn, "griefcase" is a good one.

Throwback to when this video was called "Insane Memes"

Who tf gave this poor mom 50 mgs as a sleep aid lmao

Always a good day when VaazkL uploads

@TghTate

Жыл бұрын

doesn't he upload daily? 😭😭

@ohladthekewlkid1467

Жыл бұрын

@@TghTate i mean it always a good part of the day when i see that VaazkL uploads

@TghTate

Жыл бұрын

@@ohladthekewlkid1467 ye lol

Time to download this and watch it on school

4:29 Now that goes straight to my to do list.

15:07 remember to milk them or they'll explode (for anyosne realllllly weirded out, google SCP-2912)

I've always called it ding dong ditching what the hack is wrong with Scottish and English people? (17:34)

the one about the ostrich made me think of cassowaries cooler looking more dangerous and yes you guessed it Australian versions

Bro gets simultaneously happy and sad when eating bacon

3:32 bro just got a pc and hes already being bullied just for being happy

0:46 Atlantic Become Fish

The thing about putting teeth under the pillow is metal as fuck

My favourite part is when he breaks character lol 😂

Haven't watched the video yet and already know it'll be funny from the first 3

People are really creative with their comments on the internet

Alternatively, Sid was committing human rights violations to sapient beings (unknowingly), Ken attempted to kill a sapient being and the bee messiah, and the chef was ruining reputations for profit, denied an heir their inheritance, and tried to murder a sapient being

3:07 Oh that is a good meme. I can definitely see how that might be true.

The loud, high-pitch screeches come before the flashes of darkness. It's called someone crashed into a telephone pole.

Im telling you, Australia and Texas are pretty similar 💁‍♀

6:43 the dad reminds me of the guy in the Dolmio adverts.

VaazkL is the type of guy that absolutely nobody can hate, it's like Daily Dose of Internet!

meatball

0:07 shit had me rolling 😂. My stomach hurts now...

3:36 he's onto something...

6:03 I think its to prevent blood clots or smt

In my dreams I sometimes have this ability to just pause the dream, and it opens the Minecraft pause menu, and I can press Save and Quit to wake up

NOT THE CROTH FRUIT!!!!🤣🤣🤣

0:33 why is this so relatable

10:03 - The midwest though.

internet is 100% haunted

i dont know how to explain this but vaazkl sounds like hes speaking in all lowercase

Hi love ur memes makes me smile

Vaaklz I consider you insane

I’m so hyped for the Star Wars kne

i want an emergency markiplier

17:32 That is literally Ding Dong Ditching

"All hail the cyberfish!!"

the fact with the person who said "stars? no- breathing holes" has a dazai pfp makes complete sense to me

woah, woah, woah, that 'chef that just wanted a rat out of his kitchen' was going to sell gusteau's legacy to make money off of cheap frozen dinners with no respect for him or cooking.

7:20 fun fact hooters was first a maid cafe is the japanese version of hooters

17:28 it’s fucking ding dong ditch (it literally auto corrected the words to be dont gone Dutch)

12:33 what watching TikTok ONCE does to a mf

9:30 nah we tried hot dogs and marshmallows too, they just turned into the depths of hell so we gave up

17:30 idk about other countries but in canada it's "ding dong ditching"

Fellas! Am i gay for loving his chuckles and smiles?

the girl turned her toys into war veterans

13:10 bro I’m literally doing this right now wtf

1:35 There should be two bathrooms and one of them should be closed until the other one is closed

Rip to that guy's reddit gold

9:33 we badically do, caloric information is found by exploding food and calculating the difference in force

Babe wake up new memes just dropped

how crazy are people very crazy

1:08 im glad people are following my ways

17:20 I live in australia and i call it knock and run but i've heard americans say ding dong ditch

Some weird memes indeed

0:25 lol

17:32 If you call it ANYTHING but Ding Dong Ditch you are not making it to heaven

With boxer briefs or without "appropriate" support, we do. U can try to choose, but when it slips , the result will depend on which one hangs lower. U generally wanna find a corner and stealth it real quick. I dont go commando so i wouldn't know. But i do have a buddy who did, so ye i guess

Ding dong ditch

Hooters predates maid cafes.

Chess players really do be like that last post

haha i understood the iphone mitosis thing because of the pokemon solosis line

2:28 my cheap chinese phone went through meiosis. Double the cameras and half the capability.

i think this is insane

7:50 I believe we have a wikihow for this exact thing

I feel like a Scottish accent, is like the country version of a British accent.

11:57 The reason why Mario is happy with Bowser karting with him is be because he's a properly chill guy. Peach is mine, btw

@ConstantChaos1

Жыл бұрын

Well and when he's racing he isn't stealing his wife

@Tornado2409

Жыл бұрын

@Constant Chaos exactly Also, they're not married

@ConstantChaos1

Жыл бұрын

@Tornado ok, I don't care enough to change it lol

6:19 I can eat bacon but i dont want to, because i think about those innocent pigs who are now bacon and it makes me so sad

Weird Chain

@Field_Marshall704

Жыл бұрын

Weird

The pee vs poo is mindblowing

17:34 we call that ding dong ditching

Did that first meme be like: *when being vegan is not giving u enough brain food it makes u forget the word "foraging"*

15:26 He's breaking the fourth wall

2:56 That would be the most fake and processed food on the world, and it scares me that I thought that it might be possible to make it. 😨