That "MY BABY!" is worthy of at least 3 awards

@Itzzdanas

10 ай бұрын

Fr fr

@monsterjambrony

10 ай бұрын

😂 THAT WAS FUNNY!

@Theguy-gt8bu

10 ай бұрын

I burst out laughing 😂

@monsterjambrony

10 ай бұрын

@@Theguy-gt8bu Me too.

@alicewilloughby4318

10 ай бұрын

*I WILL EAT YOUR BABY!!!* I can't help it, I love watermelon!

"Comes back after 3 years and finds out he's going to become a father" So who's gonna tell him 💀

@_BenX

9 ай бұрын

yeah it is what i was thinking

@gameknight0130

9 ай бұрын

"i'm gonna tell him." "don't you dare!"

@zigrakudo4092

9 ай бұрын

he was actually crouching because he was preparing to unleash an uppercut into that baby.

@user-fq6cm5zt9n

9 ай бұрын

That man is going to really wonder why his babies is black when it’s born

@GrenzGengar13

9 ай бұрын

​@@user-fq6cm5zt9nnot every cheating wife chooses the dark side.

These are a mix of, "Haha that's funny," "That's sweet," and "wow... that's... depressing"

@Widdekuu91

10 ай бұрын

Yeah agreed, especially the overwhelming amount of cheating wifes, unfaithful girlfriends, lovely men being almost unrealistically-nastily rejected and so on. I mean, I believe that men (and women) can be capable of both cruel and lovely actions, but wow... looking at the vid, I wonder where all those lovely innocent men are and why I have never witnessed a woman behaving that despicable to her man before. The bitches must be secretive about it /sarcasm

@KaneyoriHK

10 ай бұрын

@@Widdekuu91 eh. All humans suck to a certain extent. But there's plenty of good people. And the depressing thing I referred to was the very last post.

@Widdekuu91

10 ай бұрын

@@KaneyoriHK Ah, okay. Well I stopped watching halfway, I didn't like it at all.

@jacobhutcherson693

9 ай бұрын

​@@Widdekuu91Hahaha. Haha... Allow me to share a few wonderful happy stories and situations that I've been in. Introducing my high school life, where multiple times over four years, with several different groups of girls, all said, "There are no nice guys here etc this school. *Notices me reading at the back* Well, except for Jacob. But he doesn't count." Sometimes tacking on a, "Except for Jacob. But he's like everyone's brother. A really awesome and kind brother too." And other such variations. Definitely doesn't bother me anymore or whatever.

@Widdekuu91

9 ай бұрын

Right, so they thought you were wonderful and nice, but not in a sexual way to them. So you were seen as kind, but they did not want to have intimacy with you. Not that it is a competition or something, but I am in therapy because I was s-assaulted in highschool, not only by the (male) students, that would send me letters or threathen to circumcise me (yes, they were weird) but also by the teacher, when I was 12. I was either shunned or beaten up or groped and it left me wondering if there were any kind men (apart from my father) that would ever want me. I found one, when I was 15, who was lovely and sweet and he was more accepting of my 'annoying behaviour" and my fright when it came to touching. He did not let it scare him off when I panicked. As a matter of fact, when he was drunk, he would full on ignore any crying and just go for it. And then tell me afterwards I should have been more clear. If I wanted to talk about it, he'd shun me. I accepted that this is how I needed to be treated, because nobody else had ever done anything nicer to me. Except for my parents, but youknow, they are your parents. Skip to 8 years later, my art is being burned, my "friends" all turn against me, a.k.a. I am leaving the relationship. I get therapy, to deal with the rapenightmares, the PTSD and the endless vomiting and go to groups in which I speak to girls who's childhood has been similar. And as we all struggle with our life (avoiding contact with peers, sometimes encountering new men that we háve to trust, such as socialworkers, most of those end up preying on us or abusing the fact we are so clearly traumatized. People annoyed by your panick-attacks, people complaining about your vomiting ruining the mood of the day, PTSD-intrusivethoughts ruining your everydaylife with flashbacks on important moments like your birthday etc.) we conclude that at least we are out of that relationship and no longer have to worry about feeling obligated to give someone access to our body, even though in a healthy relationship this is ofcourse something you will always decide on yourself. So, as I said, it is not a competition and I don't want to minimize your experience. Because I can imagine that that hurt. But I just wanted to put in perspective what Í was talking about when I spoke about wondering where the nice men were. Nice men in that case, being men that respected me without an agenda that included my body. @@jacobhutcherson693

After 3 years the soldier has a baby and he never thought that was strange...

@jonah.donohue

10 ай бұрын

Who's gonna tell him?😂😂😂😂

@somerchilldude

10 ай бұрын

i thoght the same thing

@wiw12

10 ай бұрын

fr fr Whos gonna tell him 😭😭

@eldukiduki6158

10 ай бұрын

​@@wiw12i finally get it that she was cheating 😭

@meetaverma8372

10 ай бұрын

Have you ever heard of artificial insemination

19:53 That brother was willing to give up his life for his sister, great man

The math at 10:10 assumes only one in every million Irish people are fit enough to fight a penguin.

@deontaeavila3514

10 ай бұрын

That is... Oddly arousing.

@choty7066

10 ай бұрын

@@deontaeavila3514 wtf

@m4l3d1c7

10 ай бұрын

Or sober enough

@aussiewanderer6304

10 ай бұрын

​@@m4l3d1c7or there's only that many drunk enough to want to fight a penguin.

@NightShade517

10 ай бұрын

No there all drunk enough but none of them will survive the way there

Those last 2 memes were very grounding, thank you for sharing them.

came in here thinking i would burst ou laughing but im leaving feeling like crying from some of those wholesome stories

@honzasenbauer612

9 ай бұрын

It's a nice addition fr

10:10 Each person would have to fight off 3-4 penguins (3.1818181818). Along with some people being equipped with weapons, and the advantage of better movement on dry land, there would likely be barely any problem dealing with them if the penguins attempted to invade Ireland.

@iamyourmaster2565

9 ай бұрын

After someone kills 3 penguins they should group up with another friend.

@OraneSebastian

9 ай бұрын

@@iamyourmaster2565yeah, but what abt when the penguins group up against u?

@shrimptherat

8 ай бұрын

Also a decent amount are children and old people, disabled and etc and the penguins can get lucky then gang up on someone with 6 or 9 so penguins would win

@Lynxmountain

8 ай бұрын

@@shrimptherat maybe.

@pingu3245

7 ай бұрын

u will all fail i go to the gym everyday

That story about the mom hiding the pirate treasure in her daughter’s sandbox is so wholesome and ingenious! It reminds me of how my own mother used to sneak little decorations (eg: glass animals, crystals, marbles) into my fairy garden as a kid as a surprise and encouraged me to redecorate the garden it in hopes the fairies would bring me more “fairy gifts”. It’s one reason why I love making mini dioramas and collection tiny things so much.

@WARLORD626

9 ай бұрын

THE ONE-PIECE.

0:16 He's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.

@MaxHolleyBC

10 ай бұрын

He’s in for it.

3:33 my heart goes out to this guy, can't imagine the talk once he got home 😢

3:34, dang he really got cheated on and didnt notice

@turtleduckeatmushroom

10 ай бұрын

I WAS TRYING TO FIND THIS COMMENT 💀💀💀

@dinoalvarez4945

9 ай бұрын

@@turtleduckeatmushroom SAME

@matthewboire6843

9 ай бұрын

I was going to say that

16:20 i thought it was gonna stop at "your mom"

The last two, haircutter and wrong number, are achingly beautiful

3:38 awww that’s swee-…….. wait a second

dang it! I'm supposed to be working, and now I'm sobbing because of the last two memes.

8:39 my bro looking absolutely dapper out here

Poor boss, the worker put him in a very tough spot. I mean, if the boss is one of those crappy bosses then sure, I'll be happy about it

11:16 Took me a second to realize it was "math" not "meth"

Just watching some memes, then the last two hit me like a freight train and now I'm weeping.

11:09 HRLP I ALWAYS PUT THIS GUYS VIDEOS ON TO GO TO SLEEP WITH BECUZ HIS VOICE IS RELAXING AND I GOT SO SCARED WHEN HE YELLED 😭😭😭

@ZOMBiFOX13

10 ай бұрын

Lmao it took me by surprise too

@mirandaandrews2872

9 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

13:54 my elementary school when it used to do haunted hallways about 6 years ago did this and used the regular hallways as a haunted hallway after a poorly made black tunnel with people acting like killer clowns etc and after you went through the end of the poorly made part you would get to the normal looking hallway and some of the lights would be flickering and eventually a clown or two would come out of each classroom with fake knifes and swords and they would run at you before just falling to the ground acting like they were dead it was pretty funny hearing the other kids screaming at the time still would be funny though i wish they still did it but a couple kids got ptsd from it so they dont do it anymore

A real challenge is to see which one of the friends group has the balls to stand in front of an oncoming train the longest

@dull_demon4717

10 ай бұрын

How to die like an American 101

Father protecting his daughter during the blitz.. That was a screen cap from Kitchen Nightmares with Gorden Ramsey screaming at someone.

@krishadyn5211

9 ай бұрын

So many "interesting stories" on the internet are fake when you look into them.

@bigbaby5243

4 ай бұрын

its a joke

17:32 I would be sad when the pirates stopped coming, parents had to stop at some point

The one guy with a shield blocking the water cannon: WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW AND THE FIRE'S HOT

20:37 holy what a gigachad

1:40 it IS a macbook, you can't deny it

The dude washing the ground in the rain is not just goofing around thats how punishments are in the army these days 😂 trust me I've heard of worse

@DarkFlamesDarkness

9 ай бұрын

When you think about the ways you've wasted your money, remember that it's your tax dollars being wasted on this guy. He's underpaid but its is still being used his his current task.

@BlazingFlame69

8 ай бұрын

Your tax money is used to subsidize billion dollar oil companies who pay minimal tax and to fund worthless wars in foreign lands@@DarkFlamesDarkness

Since school is starting for me tomorrow, VaazkL needs to make a meme video about school slander 😩😭💀

@ArgentinianElectrician

10 ай бұрын

Damn goodluck. hope you survive.

@Evil_kanye

10 ай бұрын

L mine at the end of the month

@ArgentinianElectrician

10 ай бұрын

@@Evil_kanye mines on the tenth oof.

@magic_averageenjoyer

10 ай бұрын

F in the chat for this man

@YummyCracker

10 ай бұрын

@@Evil_kanyeYou probably got out of school in June

lmfao, the penguin one had me like "Naw, tht doesnt sound right." I pulled out my calculator and got 3 million as well. I was like wtf, aint no way. Then I realized I used a damn decimal when doing the 6.6 million. LMFAO!!!!

1:23 that is actually gordon ramsay firing an employee lmao

@stun5345

10 ай бұрын

I really like VaazcL, but I still can’t figure out if he’s a bad AI or someone who reads the Reddits way too fast. Some of the mistakes are just a little too weird. I only notice them because I binge watch his vids. He makes the same strange mistakes. LOL

@wimpie031

10 ай бұрын

@@stun5345Well to be honest, he’s just reading the memes out loud. Not commenting if they’re right or wrong. The person who commented on the meme was in the wrong in this case. Can’t believe they really thought it was a WW2 picture 😂

@Antifearn

10 ай бұрын

No, he’s making his world-famous Idiot Sandwich in that picture.

@zoristructure577

9 ай бұрын

Its threads like these where i wonder if the word joke even exists anymore for some people 😂

11:40 Good pun.

It's not that friends is all that bad as a show, they're just horribly terrible people, especially to one another considering they're all "friends".

me: _trying to find the thumbnail without watching the full 23-minute video_

3:19 was actually so heart warminb

5:47 Finally broke free from this, now got a coverless duvet (or whatever its called)

1:21 so wholesome and totally and definitely not just a recolor of a frame in Masterchef

11:08 THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GAURD LOOOL

@maskedmallard537

9 ай бұрын

I guess her water(melon) broke right there in the store. 😂 I'll see myself out.

My neighbors have three giant skeletons that have been up for 2 years and are currently wearing a bathing suit and a pool float around their waist.

Bru, this is sooo good. Thank you.

Aw man, the last two made me so sad

was that a chuckle? 0:26, its precious

OMG the last two... Wasnt expecting that at all and now im sobbing.

Bro the last few minutes of this video genuinely made me think about life and how precious it is like damn I'm gonna text my mom

The last one made me cry

10:42 She's a keeper, time to change your mind.

Dang it those last two-I’m sitting here crying now

3:54 Wholesome AF

just realised how much you post my notifications are dying

I have only seen the wrong version of the meme at 19:56 so I was very surprised when he said they'll be fine

Jesus... That video can probably make one question reality xD

Hahaha that thumbnail has unlocked the padlock to my laughter

4:02 some one please check on her daughter

The women at 6:18 are the most respectable people ever

those last 2 were sad

10:55 My brother, believe me. I had traumatic nights EVERY NIGHT for five years, and i had to go to school three of those years.

"Zeh-kays surprise party" HELP ME ZEH-KAY

Did anyone else notice the photo of the dad covering his daughters ears was just the Gordon Ramsay idiot sandwich clip but black and white

@Wolfie54545

10 ай бұрын

That’s the joke

Bruh that kid ordered so much 😂 if that was me i wouldnt be here commenting

10:11 I don’t think the math adds up there

0:34 the dog is me when my best friends is dating someone

The last one got me messed up

9:24 my man's a true multitasker

Alright whose gonna tell the soldier.

That custody one was hilarious

wow this is such an amazing video 👍

Bro in the thumbnail be like: "You can't hurt me Jack" "Im fucking invincible"

“Tony he’s immune to the water cannon, hit the gas pedal”

03:32 the math aint mathing.......

10:10 bros been doin meth not math

@matthewbee8622

10 ай бұрын

yes

it took such a turn at the end

13:12 I can make beignets. My gf loves them.

1:34 omfg i watched both movies as a kid and they are awsome haha

That pizza guy is actually awesome.

3:38 Before you realize: ❤ After you realize:💀

the last couple about to have me crying at 10 am smh

0:36. That dog looks possessed in the picture with just the man

16:01 “stoopid poopoo murder man” “gross bald killer thing” “stinky slicer silly goose” “bye bye bum bum boy” those are my contributions, thank you, goodnight 😌

1:20 She's lucky her dad is Gordon.

The protester is an armored core in disguise

2:44 💀💀💀

You cant leave me woth that sad!

I think the toddler is laughing from happiness that someone is helping him.

0:42EW DUDEEE, YOU CAN SEE THE STAINS

23:24 holy I’m balling me eyes out rn

11:07 I literally jumped lmao.

19:56 I saw the "Thankfully they both died" meme first so I was confused why this is in a wholesome video

That last one though..

0:15 That's when you tell him you have given yourself birthday and Christmas presents for the next 5 years, so I'll inform the rest of the family to save their money and not buy you anything He'll then learn the hard way to not spend money recklessly

Why you gotta make me cry at the end tho

My guy types better drunk than me sober

8:49 Recently I haven’t even been eating until 10 pm

11:02 this was an actual jumpscare bro 😭

7:03 yes also wastes a lot of resources

21:19 I feel like this is a reference to the setting of tranzit from cod black ops 2 zombies.

MY BABY!

The carpet toilet had a fucking brown streak on the back 😭😭😭

the last one... damn