Ships count souls, not mass, boom lawyered

@TheDcfan01

3 жыл бұрын

when you put cavalry inside there's the horse and the knight tho, so 10 souls total

@filipemlribeiro

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDcfan01 One who rides an animal doesn't have a soul. You have also been lawyered.

@vitsobotka6268

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDcfan01 did you ever see the knight get of the horse? No. He is one with the horse thus they share a soul

@sahil7503

3 жыл бұрын

@@vitsobotka6268 counter argument, Konniks.

@vitsobotka6268

3 жыл бұрын

@@sahil7503 Konniks are a different case, they were cursed by God

well the relics teleporting actually makes sense because it's a miracle from God.

@ricardoaymay7232

3 жыл бұрын

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

@Admiral_Mortain

2 жыл бұрын

It's also is a call back to Age of Empires I where Artefacts would also go back to the shore they boarded a ship if it was destroyed

@1m073zh

2 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant

@cheesebusiness

2 жыл бұрын

Which god?

@alguienuwu6357

2 жыл бұрын

@@cheesebusiness el Dios programador del juego

I love converting elephants to christianity. Once taught a friend of mine how to play, and converted his elephants. The bloke just started screaming from the top of his lungs: "Did that fucker just baptised the elephants WTF!!!"

@AlphaSections

2 жыл бұрын

Once you read two verses of the new testament to an elephant, he will understand and switch sides to you!

@wraithwyvern528

2 жыл бұрын

Good, we'll need those elephants for the church choir.

@aetius7139

2 жыл бұрын

Wololollo.....and you also change clothing colour

@mystrallsnowlight

2 жыл бұрын

Someone Yell Random Verse Elephant remembered it, and it have strong memory, the verse fills his mind and heart, then that verse make it faithful

@cernismirtkamennoeserdce9221

2 жыл бұрын

Check out the funny meme of the pope, the orthodox patriarch, the ayatolla of Iran and the Dalai lama converting each other with Woolu, woolu!

3:13 Archer : Wait... You can't move on sand. You're a ship. War gallery : Map is map !!

@the_number_one

2 жыл бұрын

The sand is marshy water, in coastal regions ships do move in such dark waters

0:13 it depends on how many tickets the ship has. If there is only 5 tickets, so only 5 passengers for each trip.

@GoranXII

2 жыл бұрын

And yet, Starcraft a year earlier managed to figure it out, along with units taking more than one population space.

@averagerobert8211

2 жыл бұрын

Airlines : allows us to sell you 250 tickets then

@sophiacristina

Жыл бұрын

"But we are on a war!" "I don't care, no ticket, no boat trip!"

You forgot skrimishers with unlimited spears and and the Frank's castle unit with infinite axes. Also using buildings as walls. The fat king who runs faster than cavalry. Funny video.

@elizaya8191

3 жыл бұрын

Using buildings on walls was normal in the middle ages though

@Bzhydack

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizaya8191 And earlier too - even in Bible in mentioned house as part of Jericho walls.

@elizaya8191

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bzhydack yes, i said middle ages cause that's when the game is based.

@BlueShellshock

2 жыл бұрын

As Zul'Jin once said: "Where all da axes come from, anyways? I throw axe, I get new axe. Throw axe, new axe! This some powerful voodoo, mon."

@chirantans2162

Жыл бұрын

Talking about axes, the Throwing Axeman can throw axes through walls LOL

Few other: - Monk can persuade mechanical engines and buildings to change religion. - Villager can have loom, but still is walking shirtless. - Arbalester fire faster than Archer - Units cannot enter Houses or Churches.

@MultiRainday

3 жыл бұрын

Who operates and runs the machines and buildings? People, he's converting people!

@Bzhydack

3 жыл бұрын

@@MultiRainday They are f*** psychopaths, they watch from inside of buildings on suffering villagers during raids, and dont let them in!

@samkerr7296

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bzhydack loooool. Ive always imagined the monk just ripping the color strips off and replacing them with his own

@skyacaniadev2229

3 жыл бұрын

@@MultiRainday AI, and they have religions, too. Thus, they can be persuaded by monks.

@skyacaniadev2229

3 жыл бұрын

Or monks are hackers as well.

4:03 These relics floated onshore because they are made of plastic rather than gold...

@iran4040

3 жыл бұрын

this explains why they are so light weight

To me the Elephants and the Transport Ship make all the sense in the world, according to Gimli, even if the mûmak is much bigger it still counts as 1 so the same applies to the elephants

@degenyakuza

Жыл бұрын

😂

@chelovekparohod

Жыл бұрын

"according to Gimli" is the best proof I've ever seen

@maxrockatansky5657

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

0:43 It’s operated by the elephant

@F_R_I_E_Z_A

2 жыл бұрын

And the elephant operated by a villager using a remote controller

I think Spirit of the Law made a video couple years ago where he went through some of the things that were planned for the game but changed during development. One of them was that archers wouldn't be able to shoot through walls. But even in late 90s they realized that this would've made walls way too strong. They predicted current walling meta!

@sownheard

3 жыл бұрын

just like in real live the wall meta was there because it worked. Until the bomb update

@Orinslayer

2 жыл бұрын

age of empires 1 existed.

@QWERTY-gp8fd

Жыл бұрын

@@sownheard wall meta still work. its called trench.

@studydude

Жыл бұрын

He did but this creator deserves credit for portraying it in a new light.

@chrissmith3587

Жыл бұрын

@@QWERTY-gp8fd trench meta sees the world as its wall

"Projectiles shoot through solid objects" Villager casually matrix-dodging bullets: "No problem"

I absolutely hate the slow-moving cannonballs.

@light_david7

3 жыл бұрын

Has to be that way though, because it is a water-siege unit. If the cannonballs were fast, it would be comparable to trebs firing fast too. 200 dmg. on a fast shot would be op agaist units.

@ViscountNo7

3 жыл бұрын

@@light_david7 they can increase the reloading time and projectile targeting radius, or decrease accuracy, but why cannonball moving speeding. Every time I see cannons in aoe2, I just want to smash keyboard(not the monitor cause it's expensive)

@light_david7

3 жыл бұрын

@@ViscountNo7 Then AoE 3 is better for you :)

@ViscountNo7

3 жыл бұрын

@@light_david7 i know，i main aoe3 :)

@Tyshkevich

3 жыл бұрын

i think they do it so spanish bonus is relevant. spanish fire fast and ballistics works on it so they predict where they will be at... actually a mass of spanish cannon galleons is low key OP and will kill a lot of navy before it even reaches them lol

May I add that: _ Ships when sometimes massed got stuck in the dock _ Tightly packed production buildings have their units stuck on either the building or bushes or shrubs _ Campaign designer always disregard the 2nd issue

the sand one, i believe it's a glitch that has been fixed in the definitive edition

@teutonichealingfortress

3 жыл бұрын

It still works on valley-

@imthewinner3467

3 жыл бұрын

in DE, some map's sand ground contains water on the ground so I think the devs just makes the shoal more visible in DE

@light_david7

3 жыл бұрын

It is the terrain type that makes ships able to go on the sand. Ships can go on sand, just like they can go on that mangrove terrain, or swamp terrain. Most maps are scripted with sand only on the shore, and not the entire map, like this demo-thing from the scenario editor.

@dvolkov76

3 жыл бұрын

It is not a bug, but a feature. And I've seen at leas one tournament team game when Vinchester + Dark really built a warships on "Sand river" (or "Dry River"?) map.

@briananwar1634

3 жыл бұрын

They are sand benders and water benders

oh yeah remember the villager, *HE/SHE CAN HIDE IN BACK FROM A SIEGE AND DOESNT RECEIVE DAMAGE*

3:22 Sultan Mehmed II: Is that problem? (6_ 6 )

The ship with elephants was simply bigger one. You should put your six villagers there, they would fit.

04:36 those are clearly bows which can only hurt non-humans

@qrasy

3 жыл бұрын

How about wolves?

@AndyRoidEU

3 жыл бұрын

@@qrasy Damn, this would only prove that those are werewolves, people transformed into animals.

@pokerandphilosophy8328

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndyRoidEU That only raises further questions. Why can't monks exorcise them?

If I remember correctly, didn't the Empire Earth(1) villagers actually shoot during regular combat, too?

@Martim.dl05

3 жыл бұрын

They do

@ngnxtan

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@MoreEvilThanYahweh

3 жыл бұрын

They even have rifles if you tech up enough

In the older versions of Age of Empires 2 you could use the hunter villager as an archer.

What do you mean no one is operating the ballista? What about the elephant?

@GummieI

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was like the worst example he could have used there, could be a trained elephant

@atendentedomarket7545

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the elephant use his psychic power to control the ballista.

@GummieI

3 жыл бұрын

@@atendentedomarket7545 I was more thinking some pulling mechanic it can use with its trout or something like that

@thevaletvan9337

Жыл бұрын

@@GummieI trout?

At 0:40 I think the Elephant was taught how to move to fire the ballista 😂😂😂 (very talented elephants) also in fitting on a boat

@sophiacristina

Жыл бұрын

Or an incredible super powerful lost engineering automation of the past? 🤔🤔🤔

You gotta remember that elephants are lightweight

elephants don't need to obey social distancing, that's why

I have never tried fitting elephants on elevators that say they can take X amount of people, rather than X Kilos.

2:50 - Not to mention - horses can't turn on a dime. They'd snap their ankles in right-angle, high speed turns. Plus, going from canter to halt...you can't stay on. The rider - would go flying off over the head of the horse. Ever see a video where the show horse refuses to jump in the ring? Rider goes weeeeeeeeeeeee! Horses have to make wide, arcing turns. AoE 1 was worse, without the stirrup, cavalry groups making turns would have to move around like the steering of a cruise ship.

There are multiple types of arrows. A hunting arrow has no effect against steel armor.

@lotusnegra1537

2 жыл бұрын

Not every enemy wears armor though? And, if hunting arrows have no effect, I wonder if a small knife does.

@stunningsathvik9712

Жыл бұрын

Even villagers vs villagers don't use arrows

Well in HD edition, you would have just lost all those relics to the sea, so that's arguably an improvement.

For the cannon ships in order to hit units you need to aim yourself using the axe

Building a castle on marsh land is my personal favorite. It is literally sticks ontop of water.

I'm so used to AOE 2 logic that I get suprised by actual logic being pointed out. :D

00:32 Siege Weapons: it's not only about nothing's operating the Balista as also always shows up a new projectile from nowhere!

You should do one for AOE 4 called "207 things I thought they would have fixed by now"

Also wolves dont attack sheeps and buildings on fire never get burned down

Thank you for crediting the music

1:44 that's one thing I noticed while going from AOE1 to AOE2 all those years ago.

That's the most accurate galleon barrage I've ever seen in my whole rts life

The cliffs look like elevations, but they arent, if u have 4 cliffs in a cross formation and ur units are walking arround, it looks like they climb higher and higher, but they are still on the same level... where does the Onager get all the stones from? and the cannon all the cannonballs? there is no ammunition factory... and all units can fire 8000000 shots before they die. also speerman can burn a house if they hit it long enough with the speer.

@justanobody0

Жыл бұрын

some good additions

The fact that there is no unit that can move and attack at the same time. Even flying spaceships in Galactic Battlegrounds

@lotusnegra1537

2 жыл бұрын

Even mounted archers, where the whole purpose of having mounted archers is to fire while moving.

And it’s not just bows! Vills also have massive axes that they could be using instead of those puny knives

Dude, you switch SEVERAL AGES by collecting junk around your house. You may send a scout and he'll return when 2 ages have passed. Cavemen send chavalry to fight wolves and when it comes back the knight sees castles and churches. This game is insane.

@jhutfre4855

Жыл бұрын

it would make more sense if unites changed ages also, tbh

@RottingCorpseBehindMcDonalds

Жыл бұрын

Cannonballs can take multiple years to get to their target Aoe time is a bit strange

@RedGallardo

Жыл бұрын

@@RottingCorpseBehindMcDonalds "Don't fire the cannon just yet! In 2 seconds its damage will grow by 25%!" XD

Ships moving that fast on land is probably the stupidest thing I've seen in an age of empires game

2:16 Thats how wars were decided back in time: One side didnt learn, that you have to take a step back, when someone is firing at you with cannons.

You know what, for the last one, i actually collected all the bowed villages to try to do something never happened when i was first time to play aoe2.

3:07 There's a reason Anakin hates sand.

Have you upgraded your transport ships?

The elephant is clearly operating the ballista

also, you know you have some serious problems when the galleons start chasing you through the freakin desert

U forgot land units vs ships a paladin can sink a ship

@superstar5042

3 жыл бұрын

And spearman line deals bonus damage vs ships. And monks can heal farms

@light_david7

3 жыл бұрын

@@superstar5042 Can a monk heal farms?

@Bzhydack

3 жыл бұрын

@@light_david7 Yep, they can. Also fishing shis were able to work on farms on shoreline, but this was fixed I belive.

@phansenh3060

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, you should look up for Capture of the Dutch fleet at Den Helder

I love this video, I know it was probably inspired by some older material from Spirit of the Law

citadel cant block onarger gun but the dock/ wall can block fire ship beam!

walls in aoe are not really walls but agreed upon lines that units dont cross.

The Navy really stormed that beach there.

"Cannon Galleon shot are absurdly slow" Spanish Tech: And I took that personally...

@laughinggiraffe9176

2 жыл бұрын

#4 is actually logical, though. It must take longer to load a big cannon then a bow or musket. They're meant to shoot at ships and buildings, not people.

@thegreenpianist7683

2 жыл бұрын

@@laughinggiraffe9176 no I meant the speed of cannonballs, not the firing speed

3:12 when the byzantines saw ottoman galleons on land

the boats sailing through the sand is hilarious XD

Not to mention being able to construct entire buildings simply by hammering pegs into the ground.

Yeah, the logic of this game sometimes is weird, but it's just a game. Also it has much weirder things, like celtic warriors with naked torso and painted blue, or vikings with horns on helmets, or chineese using chukonu instead of early gunpowder weapon (for example they can be replaced with fireworks like it was in Rise of Nations), or weird names of unique techs.

Only villagers can attack boars and animals for food, if a military unit finishes off a boar, its immediately not farmable for food....

The villagers also pull out axes for cutting wood and picks for digging gold or stone and never seem to use them in battle either. Also I want to add that when an enemy is attacking walls I can hit them with siege onagers and somehow I never damage my own walls, I also never injure anyone that is fighting them at the wall. So there is zero collateral damage. People can be inside a castle when it collapses and not be injured. People can also be next to a building that is burning and never get burnt. My 8 year old daughter asked me how those people do not get burnt, I just said it is just a game and that is how it is programmed. I also wonder how people can not walk through a dense forest or over mountains.

@tonyrobinson9328

Жыл бұрын

Those really do not bother me but I almost forgot the one I hate, winning or losing by Wonders. What civilization ever conceded in war because they could not destroy the enemies Wonder? "Well, we have killed half of them but we need to destroy that wonder in the next 6 weeks or else we lose this war!" ~Nobody ever.

Personally, I was relieved when the relics reappeared on land. Imagine destroying a small transport ship, then realising you deleted several map relics as a result. 👀💦

@studydude

Жыл бұрын

That was the intention, to keep them in play, no way to delete them, it could become a tactic of a player that wants to destroy relics for whatever reason - fall into enemy hands?

Yeah, even if the villagers did use those hunting bows on the horsemen, it wouldn't be effective.

Easy to explain the relics, they float! Then the tide takes them to the riverbank or ocean. :P 👑

That was beach sand. Though it should at least apply a little slow effect.

Could you imagine playing a game where trample worked though? I've created this great army with a bunch of infantry, some trebuchets, and some cavalry to defend them. Wait, it's the Byzantines? Full frontal attack from a bunch of cataphracts? You lose half your army and your opponent hasn't even attacked your units.

There is artifact code that could allow walls/buildings to block projectiles. But do to default, hard to access settings, it is disabled. Siege rams use this code and block arrow fire from hitting units directly behind them. Which is why you can have villages repair a ram under fire from a castle, without the villagers dying. I believe it was disabled to encourage assaults against the enemies walls.

4:06 Villagers can use bows! But they're called, *"Archers"* ...

poor elephant is practicing his bow skills for like 34 years and you come to his face and say magic? lets show some appreciation for the guy's work lol

The cavalries move through the citizens remind me of some videos of cats walking through obstacles without touching them at all.

@doofkos

2 жыл бұрын

The cavalry is doing the right thing. He gave the order to ride to a certain place, not to attack the villagers.

Everything looks ludicrous and funny, but getting hit behind walls used to piss me off. AoE4 had this fixed, though.

@jhutfre4855

Жыл бұрын

it did? was about time... I remember seeing AoE3 still having it, and me thinking to myself, what garbage of a game.

@42ccb

8 ай бұрын

Actually arrows can be fired through walls (above them), but not bullets, that's what have been shown on this video.

3:20 just shows some Ottoman ships. (Fetih Marsi intensifies)

developers were probably inspired by mehmed the conqueror at the 3:22.

I am very glad you have put number 3. The best example why i give a very low score to Age of Empires 2

Total war can be even more ridiculous Entire unit of war elephants in a single ship

Wanna trample enemy with ur cavary ? Oh, plz play the game name "LoTR : The Battle for the Middle Earth."

@phamxuanlong9576

3 жыл бұрын

At the very first time playing this game I also thought the villager can shoot the enemy with their arrow using when they go hunting...but no 🙄🙄🙄

@GummieI

3 жыл бұрын

@@phamxuanlong9576 It really is not that weird, there are many kinds of bows and arrow, and well hunting bows and arrows wouldn't be able to do anything against even basic armor, let alone full on plate armor

3:23 is the explanation of why the camel also is considered a ship

@NeblogaiLT

2 жыл бұрын

Camels are known as 'ships of the desert'.

At least AOE1 had a guy riding the elephant units.

Villager vs Deer "shoot em with a bow" Villager vs Boar "shoot em with a bow" Villager vs Anything else "KNIVES OUT PEASANTS!!" *Dead*

Yeah Incas, Mayans and Aztecs have steel armored infantry like champions and halberdiers also they have siege medival weapondry like onagers, scorpions, rams and catapults.

Wait so other than prevent movement, the walls do nothing?

Empire Earth solves this by counting "1" space for infantry soldiers and citizens and "2" spaces for artillery, cavalry (including tanks) and other vehicles.

The Cavalries are so polite that they move away when there's people ahead of them so they don't get interrupted rudely.

@doofkos

2 жыл бұрын

Well, he gave the order to ride to a certain place, not to attack the villagers.

At least the briton vill didn't try to hid behind the cathedral of Aachen. 11

AOE2 siege machines actually move by themselves with no visible humans (except the cannon guys)

Noah feels your pain on the 1st one

Once a wild boar manage to sunk one of my galley in that game.

Man, rememba, you create a wall of houses

Most of this for balance cz if the bombard cannon is soo fast with its high damage the late game will become cannon and gunpowder shit like aoe3

@okapops

3 жыл бұрын

The Spanish galleons with tech actually are monsters, but thanks to balance, almost no one manages to survive to that point in the game with them lol

@pandaprewmaster325

3 жыл бұрын

@@okapops yup

Villagers have bow for hunting but not in combat can be understanding sing the bow cannot pierce the cavalry armor.

Has anyone made mods addressing these things yet?

0:48 the elephant is operating it

LOL that first one with the carrier ships got me all the time, like WTF how, why, the ships have a quantum hold that varies in volume based on numbers only and has no bearing on the physical size of the things you are loading!!!?!?!?!?!? The size of the things you can fit on those ships never made sense. And you could fit elephants but not some mounted warriors???!?!?! WTF

3:06 Thats Monster Hunter Logic lol

Have you heard of attack ground and no attack stance?

Lmao the relics part 😂😂😂

Everybody gangsta till ship sails sand.

let me in LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIN

That feel when you can't load on ship 5 rams with loaded soldiers

Which unit was balista elephant i played age of empires the age of conquerors and there was no elephant mounted siege weapons