Weekend Update *BEST OFFENSIVE JOKES* 💀

A compilation of my favourite jokes from 2022-23.
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  • @DrClawizdead
    @DrClawizdead Жыл бұрын

    Half of the comments on this video are telling people not to be offended, but there are NO comments by anyone that is offended. Fucking hilarious!

  • @TorchTaylor21

    @TorchTaylor21

    Жыл бұрын

    it's wild really lol

  • @SceneWins

    @SceneWins

    Жыл бұрын

    I was just scrolling to find one. Hahahaha

  • @issorlol

    @issorlol

    Жыл бұрын

    @August they're at a comedy show absolutely no one is offended life gets so much better when we stop making up ghosts to fight

  • @roguesheep3083

    @roguesheep3083

    Жыл бұрын

    this discussion is offensive

  • @jj947

    @jj947

    Жыл бұрын

    Honestly anti-PC people are on more of a hair trigger than PC people

  • @zenopsy0149
    @zenopsy01498 ай бұрын

    I love watching these two try to get each other in trouble. It's hysterical

  • @brandonthegoat1238
    @brandonthegoat1238 Жыл бұрын

    I love how when Che offends the crowd he knows the joke is good 😂😂😂

  • @Baileemariiee
    @Baileemariiee Жыл бұрын

    The joke is on another level of good when Michael has to tell the audience it’s not real

  • @sadas3190
    @sadas31905 ай бұрын

    I like how Che doesn't just write absolute career enders for Jost, but then actively piles on with the crowd.

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 Жыл бұрын

    "thats pretty racist Colin". 😂

  • @darkknight7545
    @darkknight7545 Жыл бұрын

    3:11… it’s the “why” at the end that cracks me up every time!!!!!

  • @katerinaaqu

    @katerinaaqu

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm with ya here! 😂

  • @TheCablife
    @TheCablife4 ай бұрын

    It’s peak comedy when Che writes a really racist joke for Colin to tell and then chastises him for telling a racist joke.

  • @Hadfield15

    @Hadfield15

    Ай бұрын

    That’s some next level gaslighting lmfao

  • @eurovianmutt
    @eurovianmutt11 ай бұрын

    Jost and Che are great at writing jokes for each other. Jost once said to Che about the jokes Che wrote for him “you are going to get me killed.”

  • @jordynstief3225

    @jordynstief3225

    2 ай бұрын

    No, he said, "You're going to get me murdered."

  • @bradleyb123

    @bradleyb123

    2 ай бұрын

    I loved it when Che said some pro-police jokes or something... Colin Jost said, "people know how to find you on Instagram, right?"

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 Жыл бұрын

    Impersonating a police officer joke was on point

  • @tylerbushong3452
    @tylerbushong3452 Жыл бұрын

    That Lethal Weapon joke NEVER gets old!

  • @Foxy02016

    @Foxy02016

    Жыл бұрын

    Neither does watching Weekend Update

  • @kris4637
    @kris4637 Жыл бұрын

    I saw somebody's comment saying "these two writes jokes for each other that Norm used to write for himself"... Couldn't be more true 😂😂

  • @chrisflaherty8991
    @chrisflaherty8991 Жыл бұрын

    "Incidentally, chimpanzee culture is what my grandfather calls hip-hop." That's funny as hell.

  • @mark6302

    @mark6302

    Жыл бұрын

    the "WHY?" at the end hahaha

  • @anti_fascist

    @anti_fascist

    Жыл бұрын

    Your profile pic tells you would have found that funny

  • @chrisflaherty8991

    @chrisflaherty8991

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anti_fascist Indeed I do.

  • @blackeye3336

    @blackeye3336

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@mark6302 the why made it way less funny like he was apologizing shoulda just laughed or said sum like I agree with him that woulda been funny af it's not offensive if ur bein too nice

  • @blackeye3336

    @blackeye3336

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@anti_fascistyour profile name tells u don't have many friends s

  • @blake1896
    @blake189610 ай бұрын

    I died @1:32, When the picture said *”Woman Discovers She Had 2nd Vagina” 🤣😭🤣😭*

  • @edswope28

    @edswope28

    Ай бұрын

    Go google it. Its a real thing. Very rare, but still real.

  • @ryleeevans6211
    @ryleeevans62115 ай бұрын

    my fav is when Che says "Its not REAL!" to reassure them 😂

  • @ashleyboehm8538
    @ashleyboehm85385 ай бұрын

    These two are hilarious! If only SNL could regain it's comedy like these two.

  • @jayandree4361

    @jayandree4361

    Ай бұрын

    They are writers on the show too. They need to write more or have their own show

  • @DesiS16
    @DesiS16 Жыл бұрын

    Who’s offended? Nobody on here lol. Why does everyone keep saying stop being offended? I think it’s ok guy’s lol. This was funny as Fck. 😂😂😂

  • @melrobertson2743

    @melrobertson2743

    Жыл бұрын

    I think they're referring to the people in the audience

  • @Lori-lp6uc
    @Lori-lp6uc5 ай бұрын

    "Cops like coffee black with a couple of shots in it" These guys are horrible!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hadfield15

    @Hadfield15

    Ай бұрын

    Hey, these guys clearly like their humour like how cops like their coffee. Dark No complaints tho, it was hilarious

  • @shellthomas3123
    @shellthomas3123 Жыл бұрын

    This is the best part of SNL

  • @Spitfyre1011
    @Spitfyre10114 ай бұрын

    I’ve never felt so proud to be a pumpkin-spice-scented trash bag 😂

  • @BrettB.
    @BrettB. Жыл бұрын

    These 2 need their own show.

  • @ryanstocks4298

    @ryanstocks4298

    Жыл бұрын

    They literally have one. It's called Weekend Update

  • @ca5611

    @ca5611

    8 ай бұрын

    This is the only part of SNL that's funny anymore

  • @bobbifreedman2435
    @bobbifreedman2435 Жыл бұрын

    Michael’s jokes for Colin slay me.

  • @Foxy02016

    @Foxy02016

    Жыл бұрын

    And the fact that it goes past Weekend Update too, these 2 are hilarious

  • @DigitalCrystalline
    @DigitalCrystalline Жыл бұрын

    The CIA podcast joke is fucking legendary

  • @crisespinoza1979
    @crisespinoza1979 Жыл бұрын

    I'm offended that this video wasn't longer!! Hilarious! 😂😂

  • @badwolfhunter221b
    @badwolfhunter221b Жыл бұрын

    Will absolutely be using pumpkin spice scented trash bags forever now.

  • @Tubalcain422

    @Tubalcain422

    Жыл бұрын

    the perfect comeback to that: “What?” Then say “What?” Each time they say it.

  • @junglemutt8022
    @junglemutt8022 Жыл бұрын

    Che’s dark humor is awesome xD

  • @paulleckner9148

    @paulleckner9148

    4 ай бұрын

    He comes off as rough and tough but we all know he is suave and smooth.

  • @blackeye3336
    @blackeye333610 ай бұрын

    4:30 finally a good black joke 😂 best one ive heard recently

  • @og775
    @og7755 ай бұрын

    I know I'm going to hell I laughed at every joke!

  • @warriorsorb1111

    @warriorsorb1111

    3 ай бұрын

    You and me both 😂

  • @Wrathlon
    @Wrathlon11 ай бұрын

    "Also worried about women losing too much weight? Black guys" That fucking look he gives rofl

  • @Dorelaxen
    @Dorelaxen Жыл бұрын

    "I didn't do it!"

  • @Dk-kz1vy
    @Dk-kz1vy4 ай бұрын

    So basically its just Michael Che, and colin Jost reading jokes michael che wrote for him

  • @fattybuccha72190
    @fattybuccha721905 ай бұрын

    We need more skits like these. We need to bring back humor no matter who complains.

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 Жыл бұрын

    Love these two. They really do their best to offend and it's all done in the name of humour.

  • @fuzzy121
    @fuzzy121 Жыл бұрын

    These guys are hilarious.

  • @christhecommentator3411
    @christhecommentator3411 Жыл бұрын

    The marrocco joke was so good lol 😂😂😂

  • @mr.meowgi9444

    @mr.meowgi9444

    Жыл бұрын

    Except for the fact that the unpaid workers gig was handled by South Asians, not Africans Don’t know about you but I like my jokes when they are based on some semblance of reality

  • @TheKeenTribe
    @TheKeenTribe Жыл бұрын

    This is the funniest SNL has been in a long time!

  • @nicolasfeduccia3954

    @nicolasfeduccia3954

    6 ай бұрын

    Its literally the only reason to watch just like the only reason to watch colbert is the monologue

  • @TheADzioba
    @TheADzioba8 ай бұрын

    "Let me start off with two words: Made in America!" - President Joe Biden.

  • @Jdtv689
    @Jdtv6899 ай бұрын

    That monkey joke is fire😊

  • @hozephaabdoulaly3103
    @hozephaabdoulaly3103 Жыл бұрын

    You guys are killing me every single time 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Humuhumunukunukuapaa
    @Humuhumunukunukuapaa5 ай бұрын

    You cut off the epstien joke it ends like this.... "Rest in power king. I'll take it from here."

  • @vortexathletic
    @vortexathletic11 ай бұрын

    It’s mildly infuriating that I can see the next headline after the joke, and they skip to a different one 😂

  • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
    @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter Жыл бұрын

    “Something tells me that cops like their coffin black with a couple of shots in it”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣TOO SOON!🤣🤣🤣

  • @philzeredwards4842
    @philzeredwards4842Ай бұрын

    Che and Jost together are absolute genius! THEE BEST!

  • @mowright6892
    @mowright6892 Жыл бұрын

    Sad part is the video ends before the MLK joke. That’s the most brutal joke these two have ever said

  • @dogchaser520

    @dogchaser520

    Жыл бұрын

    There's another similar compilation I saw that got it in there. Truly a great

  • @muyagichigi_II
    @muyagichigi_II Жыл бұрын

    I'm in tears😂😂

  • @miguelbarrera8637
    @miguelbarrera86375 ай бұрын

    If an SNL actor has to tell the audience that is a joke, that shit is serious.

  • @pasques

    @pasques

    Ай бұрын

    When an SNL comedian tells the audience that its a joke, they're doing an impression of every Republican. What? It's just a joke.

  • @ryanpulliam8987
    @ryanpulliam898710 ай бұрын

    Is every news anchor just required to hold a pencil?

  • @davidlillecrapp2960
    @davidlillecrapp29605 ай бұрын

    Am I watching SNL clips again? I love it!

  • @sergeymakarov3301
    @sergeymakarov3301 Жыл бұрын

    It's just jokes. Laugh and get over it

  • @HogEnjoyer

    @HogEnjoyer

    Жыл бұрын

    jeez why are you already offended😂

  • @namedoesntmatter4923

    @namedoesntmatter4923

    Жыл бұрын

    @qasqer1004you are subbed to Idubbbz and pewdiepie and only now you are concerned about racism?

  • @makaiwise4609

    @makaiwise4609

    Жыл бұрын

    NO, I AM THOROUGHLY OFFENDED FOR AT JOKES THAT HAVE FUCK ALL TO DO WITH ME

  • @coachtali5151

    @coachtali5151

    Жыл бұрын

    Ok tough guy that's why I'm here...

  • @_will.i.am_

    @_will.i.am_

    Жыл бұрын

    @Seriously? ❄️

  • @mr.mcnerdo
    @mr.mcnerdo5 ай бұрын

    1:33 Did Colin just call himself a racist? LMFatAO

  • @error4v0r47
    @error4v0r474 ай бұрын

    I can’t tell sometimes if Colin and Michael are trying not to laugh or just waiting for the audience to stop laughing.

  • @trevoradams8675
    @trevoradams8675 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks to Weekend update for keeping comedy alive.

  • @philipmartin3411
    @philipmartin3411 Жыл бұрын

    Gotta love this humour

  • @KaterinUA5
    @KaterinUA55 ай бұрын

    The funniest thing about offensive jokes is that the most offended people actually are the ones outside the group. Example? Chris Rock made an offensive joke about Jada Pinkett Smith, but he got slapped by her husband instead...

  • @daniyell
    @daniyell Жыл бұрын

    I LOVE THIS CROWD

  • @RebelRebel420
    @RebelRebel4205 ай бұрын

    Jost and Che are the male equivelant of Amy Poehler and Tina Fey

  • @bluebear9228
    @bluebear92286 ай бұрын

    Pumpkin spice trash bags 😂😂😂

  • @HelgeStrichen
    @HelgeStrichen4 ай бұрын

    What the hell was that intermission

  • @ozzykrahn806

    @ozzykrahn806

    Ай бұрын

    trumpers pissed off biden is winning

  • @happivaras
    @happivaras Жыл бұрын

    7:02~ Colin, it's pronounced nonce andrew

  • @cspetronilho
    @cspetronilhoАй бұрын

    1:29 the way Colin mocks the audience 😂

  • @dbspears225
    @dbspears2255 ай бұрын

    Great jokes

  • @teebed-stuy3819
    @teebed-stuy38199 ай бұрын

    These two are just Damm funny

  • @jennifermolina4396
    @jennifermolina43964 ай бұрын

    I love that real jokes are still out there.

  • @richardmartin2162
    @richardmartin21624 ай бұрын

    Not sure whats better. The jokes or them reacting to the joke, and the fact that they write for each other. Its almost like they're trying to get canceled, and its hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

  • @mark6302
    @mark6302 Жыл бұрын

    when he gestures with the pencil xD

  • @OnTheWaySoon
    @OnTheWaySoon11 ай бұрын

    Absolutely hilarious.

  • @headred76
    @headred763 ай бұрын

    These two are great!

  • @death5talker45
    @death5talker4510 ай бұрын

    Comedy Gold

  • @carlhicksjr8401
    @carlhicksjr8401 Жыл бұрын

    Speaking as an old guy who grew up with Redd Fox and Richard Pryor and who's family mixed race, 'pumpkin spice trash bag' IS a pretty good hack on a lot of white girls I dated..... 😅

  • @nicolasfeduccia3954

    @nicolasfeduccia3954

    6 ай бұрын

    Im white and it definitely goes for everyone ive ever dated or any Mediterranean women who tried to act white lol 😂

  • @johnfuller5145

    @johnfuller5145

    4 ай бұрын

    ❤8

  • @Cynim
    @CynimАй бұрын

    Offensive jokes (again: JOKES)? I’m in!!

  • @johannesschutz1571
    @johannesschutz15714 ай бұрын

    I wish we had a show like this here in Germany 😂😂

  • @boofington4260
    @boofington426010 ай бұрын

    Including a 20 second still image of a cringe facebook political meme was definitely a good idea

  • @victoriathorne8252
    @victoriathorne8252 Жыл бұрын

    They’re so hilarious

  • @wendymiles3454
    @wendymiles3454 Жыл бұрын

    A pointed stare ensues

  • @Travissmith-nc9ms
    @Travissmith-nc9msАй бұрын

    Hope they never get rid of this.. its comedy in its purest form

  • @burrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
    @burrrrrrrrrrrrrrp Жыл бұрын

    Finally something actually funny on KZread

  • @StephanieDiazcortez-jc2li
    @StephanieDiazcortez-jc2li Жыл бұрын

    And they all in keep coming back to me

  • @chrisbetancourt7111
    @chrisbetancourt711110 ай бұрын

    5:27 oh come on you had the perfect opportunity to call it either a food truck or meal on wheels

  • @cspetronilho
    @cspetronilhoАй бұрын

    6:26 Someone laughed like a tire break 😂😂😂

  • @rickdagrexican7351
    @rickdagrexican73514 ай бұрын

    Man was the text for The Biden up on screen for a long time. Guess they had to make sure that republicans had enough time to finish reading it.😂

  • @Earthneedsado-over177

    @Earthneedsado-over177

    2 ай бұрын

    HA! Perfect.

  • @christinaFaith84
    @christinaFaith847 күн бұрын

    Soulds like jokes the 90s would love!

  • @hesayshesayhowboutmesay
    @hesayshesayhowboutmesay Жыл бұрын

    I love them😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blackeye3336
    @blackeye333610 ай бұрын

    6:27 that was a good one

  • @daevydjae
    @daevydjaeАй бұрын

    4:01 That was f*cking awesome! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidjohnstone7665
    @davidjohnstone76656 ай бұрын

    Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @Dillinfraser-jz6if
    @Dillinfraser-jz6if10 ай бұрын

    Oh my. Let me say two words. Made in America! Had me rollen

  • @Doc_Trancy
    @Doc_Trancy Жыл бұрын

    Well, I am trash and I had the nickname the Great Pumpkin in high school

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.12335 ай бұрын

    Friendly reminder that the two hosts here write jokes for each other!

  • @tabris1971
    @tabris19713 ай бұрын

    They missed the best.. Che: the Catholic Church has promised to confront the parish abuse, scandals head on instead of how they used to in the past face down ass up

  • @samfusaro2360
    @samfusaro23605 ай бұрын

    Well that makes him a very smart man

  • @blackeye3336
    @blackeye333610 ай бұрын

    5:42 def a dodge driver 😂

  • @williamthomas4386
    @williamthomas438612 күн бұрын

    I love these jokes

  • @BoBnfishy
    @BoBnfishy Жыл бұрын

    "that was pretty racist Colin"

  • @nonotthatoneguy
    @nonotthatoneguy Жыл бұрын

    IIRC, most of these jokes were written for each other.

  • @Foxy02016

    @Foxy02016

    Жыл бұрын

    Most of them yeah, the Joke Swaps are amazing

  • @Hadfield15
    @Hadfield152 ай бұрын

    These guys are hilarious. I find it insane how they write these jokes for each other, only for it to be something really messed up 😂 And yes, I do have a sense of humour

  • @OGslays
    @OGslays5 ай бұрын

    I miss when people could handle something this hilariously good. Instead this makes people cry now and that makes it so funny I cry too now

  • @apersonyakam969
    @apersonyakam96927 күн бұрын

    3:49 was hilarious

  • @1Vampire35
    @1Vampire358 ай бұрын

    These guys are cool!!! ROFLMBO

  • @user-md2hh8fs6r
    @user-md2hh8fs6r5 ай бұрын

    You guys are hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol 😂I

  • @JoonasD6
    @JoonasD62 ай бұрын

    6:32 What is up with there being actually many SNL joke collection videos out there on KZread all with some completely unnecessary own inserts in-between? (I do not remember that being from any episode, but feel free to remind me if it was.)