What kind of a parent grounds their child from READING! XD

@jellybeans2707

2 жыл бұрын

Go do drugs and see if they'll stop you then

The sword in the stone thing is interesting actually, its a historical reference back to the bronze age, when you would cast tools and weapons in clay moulds that had to be broken apart to "draw the sword from the stone". By the time the stories of King Arthur were being written, the history of the bronze age had been forgotten and faded into myth and legend, including myths about swords trapped in stones, and those stories were incorporated into the King Arthur legend.

@Spot_Faceless-Soldier

2 жыл бұрын

that's actually pretty interesting.

@jehoiakimelidoronila5450

2 жыл бұрын

So the King Arthur legend was inspired from the casting weapons of the bronze age?

@Whitewingdevil

2 жыл бұрын

@@jehoiakimelidoronila5450 Not the entire King Arthur epic, no, but the sword in the stone element of that story.

@jehoiakimelidoronila5450

2 жыл бұрын

@@Whitewingdevil ah, gotcha.

@woaddragon

2 жыл бұрын

Wow that pretty neat.

Chavezz: Pulls out a knife Skitten: Pulls out a shotgun "Did you say weapons?"

Chavez pulls out a knife Meanwhile Skitten is like “Mine’s bigger”

@Salt_Master_Queue

2 жыл бұрын

That's not a knife! *pulls out a larger knife* This is a knife!

@gidi3250

2 жыл бұрын

@@Salt_Master_Queue yea it reminded me of that movie.

@staciemohler4624

2 жыл бұрын

0:21

@Dr.J0905

2 жыл бұрын

Is this a giggity moment or no?

@gidi3250

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dr.J0905 not really just a reference to an old movie with an very stereotyped Aussie

The greatest trick is misdirection. That is the ultimate lesson learned from having strict parents Trying to hide something as a kid? Stand by a far off semi-cluttered room that you know doesn’t have the thing in it because now they think your trying to guard whatever it is

@Mr_Original

Жыл бұрын

Can confirm. The kid scenario, not the crime thing.

@TheAngryXenite

8 ай бұрын

Strict parents create the sneakiest kids.

Chavezz: “are you fucking serious. I will take that shit away from you” Skitten: “I didn’t think it was going to be that sharp” Chavezz: “ *ITS A KNIFE* “ ……. “sorryforyellin”

@sebswede9005

Жыл бұрын

"I didn't think you were gonna get shot by me". " *IT'S A GUN* "

@sunmoon3147

Жыл бұрын

@@sebswede9005 lmao

Internet Historian going over WEAPONRY?! I'm giddy right now. Let's go! Personally, I'm melee all day, but love a good sniper rifle.

I've actually written a set of rules on how to successfully be a Serial Killer.

@donniehamilton7797

2 жыл бұрын

Look at community because you made it

@unrealutensil3054

2 жыл бұрын

Im here cuz chavez said something about it. Also what's the list?

@AmerikaKraut

2 жыл бұрын

I am here

@jacobb17

2 жыл бұрын

Found this from the community tab lol

"What nightclub let's you in with sweatpants" this is weird to hear as I'm in the UK where most nightclubs don't have dress codes, like fancy ones do but they are a minority, clubbing isn't usually a glamorous thing here. Well it may start that way but it'll end with you scoffing down junk food in a side alley whilst your friend throws up in the background at like 4am whilst unable to see stright.

@TheEndKing

2 жыл бұрын

That happens here too, but you look real fancy while doing it.

He needs to get an air soft gun turret and when the cat comes to poop it gets blasted by harmless but alarming air soft bee bees.

@linalpine8225

2 жыл бұрын

BBs can cause some really bad injuries, especially to something like a cat

@JBBrickman

2 жыл бұрын

@@linalpine8225 plastic air soft bee bees is what I was trying to say, not regular metal bee bees, now that would be a bad idea.

There actually was a gay army in Ancient Greece called that sacred band of Thebes. It was made up entirely of gay couples. The people who put it together had the idea that everyone fights better when trying to impress or defend their spouse. AND THEY WERE RIGHT

@ngominh259

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting. I imagine commanding that army must be stressful, because couples generally look out for their well-beings and safety, and I think they'd choose not to go into danger. Who'd have thought.

@SuleimanTheIndifferent

2 жыл бұрын

@@ngominh259 Yea but don't forget that they're not just lovers they were trained experienced badass soldiers, they would often be at the front of any engagement constantly trying to show off their martial prowess

@chillwill2918

2 жыл бұрын

If you think about it a lot of armies were gay in Ancient Greese.

@iwi2042

2 жыл бұрын

The Spartans where pretty gay aswell....I think most ancient Greeks and also Romans were a freaky group of people

@lucascoval828

2 жыл бұрын

@@chillwill2918 No.

There was an actual case where a man was caught at the scene of multiple murders but they couldn't convict him because they couldn't prove how he could have killed them. But when the man died they found out that he had a private compartment in his fake leg with a gun hidden in it.

Also the backwards parking thing is absolutely true when you're in an Eastern Asian country. That's what they are taught.

Chavezz's evil laugh is awesome

@Mr_Original

Жыл бұрын

And so is the commentary, they have me in stitches.

My parents grounded me from reading once too when I was ten. Mostly because they didn't know how else to ground me. Three days later my mom saw me intensely reading cereal boxes at breakfast and just gave up and ungrounded me on the spot. Also, what's chair restriction??

@Chavezzslovakia

2 жыл бұрын

I’m getting one of these stories a week now And I’m so sad for y’all.

30:00 I would pick a spear. It has bludgeoning potential, can stab, and also has reach. It also doesn't require a whole bunch of training to use with at least moderate effectiveness. Chopping a good spear in half is not very easy to do.

@kellynolen498

Жыл бұрын

spears for the win reach is just great try not to use anything too heavy if its unwieldy its worse than a lighter and shorter weapon

@lordhighkage7105

Жыл бұрын

There's a reason why the spear has been mankind's primary weapon for millenia

@kellynolen498

Жыл бұрын

@@lordhighkage7105 it truly is the best weapon at its tier do bear in mind the fighting condition dont try to use any long weapons in tight building or cave

I like Chavez and Skitten arguing during the video.

I can relate to the getting grounded from reading thing, lol. When I was younger, my parents had to move my bookshelf from my room into a completely different building, because I wouldn’t stop staying up all night reading.

@andrewwebb3248

2 жыл бұрын

I would be reading books during classes in school. Pissed off the English teachers when they asked why I wasnt reading the book and was using my own instead.

@Mr_Original

Жыл бұрын

​@@andrewwebb3248 On the rare occasion I got in trouble and was sent to the office in elementary school, I'd just slink in unknowingly to the receptionist(?), sit on the floor right in front of the desk where she couldn't see, and read the books on the shelf on the wall next to me. I'd do it until someone that walked in, would acknowledge I was there for her to finally notice me, and then I'd be sent back to class.

Remember, decibels are a logarithmic scale like earthquake magnitude (I.e. an increase of 10 dB is equivalent to being 10 times louder), not a linear scale like most other quantities. So 102 dB is approx 1% as loud as 120 dB, which is a significant reduction in volume

@fightinggimmick2592

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the info.

31:41 - The Roman's used a type of javelin called a pilum, and it was an extremely effective weapon. The diffrence between the two is that the pulim had a feature that, when hitting a target, allowed it to break on impact. If it hit correctly into an enemies shield, it would take some time to dig it out (which might be fine to do, if you weren't in the middle of a battle). Even if it missed, it wouldn't be usable to the enemy, it'd just be a useless broken stick. A sword *can* be used to bludgeon someone, believe it or not. Its called "half-swording" - and if I remember right, Skallagrim made a video on it, if you want to look it up. Chavezz might want to use a war-hammer - they were used bash a shield or helm; or to pierce armor and (with enough force applied) easily kill an armored knight. However, in medieval times, this wasn't something that you'd *want* to do. Knights were valuable, and could be ransomed for a stupid amount of cash - and god-forbid if you're a peasant who just killed a knight. A peasant would carry a dagger - and if you want a few giggles - look up what a bollock dagger is. Hope you two have a good day/evening!

@QuikVidGuy

2 жыл бұрын

is it a dagger stored near the bollocks or a dagger FOR bollocks

@JoshSweetvale

2 жыл бұрын

Is that why King Robert from Game of Thrones used a mace? 'Cuz he was _literally_ a take-no-prisoners kind of guy? Also, yeah, mace. Heavy, instinctive to use, short reach but _devastating._

@Merilirem

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshSweetvale You ARE getting killed by the guy with a spear though, unless your wearing plate.

@JoshSweetvale

2 жыл бұрын

@@Merilirem Shield for the win. Nothing big, just a heater shield. It's a risk but once you get inside a spear's reach it's all over.

@crispylizard4348

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshSweetvale didn't he use a massive warhammer? I remember a quote that he was insanely strong that he could use it like a normal hammer

Y'know that Japanese mace that was just a big ass stick with rounded metal nails in it? Kanabo I think? That'd be a great leg weapon.

@JoshSweetvale

2 жыл бұрын

The Kanabō is a bit big to be called a 'mace' It's more of a warhammer designed to spread out impact instead of concentrate it. Also requires a _lot_ of conditioning to use properly, so it's the cliché 'brute' weapon.

@moonmanstan

2 жыл бұрын

I mean the kanabo would be a mace but 75 percent of the mace is its siked head

There was an army of homosexual couples back in the ancient times that was VERY effective. I forgot what they were called, but the word Thebes keeps popping into my head. Edit: The Sacred Band of Thebes, made of 150 gay couples.

@qliphalpuzzle5453

2 жыл бұрын

Yep I was about to say

@Dan-B

2 жыл бұрын

I feel less gay only just learning this now... It’s cool af to learn about though.

@simonlangeng9738

2 жыл бұрын

there is also the "Sacred band of Carthage" they share name, since the sources on them are Greek and they where basicly the same thing, a small elite force og gay men.

@JoshSweetvale

2 жыл бұрын

They could match and outlast _Spartans_ in the 'hold the line' game that was Hoplite warfare.

@lucascoval828

2 жыл бұрын

Not enough gay.

Ya'll really did that intro without Skitten saying, "That's not a knife," ~pulls out KNIFE~ "This is a knife." :)

@gerardmourits8709

2 жыл бұрын

Knoife*

Plaxico Burress you missed the best part of that story. After shooting himself with his own glock he was arrested for crime and eventually sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Skitten, Chavezz is right. Plaxico Burress was a wide receiver in the NFL. He won a Super Bowl with the NY Giants

@christophercuston

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry I was typing this when Chavezz searched it.

Chazz- "Australia doesn't have any guns" Me- *looks at my Sako 85 Black bear hunting rifle*

Funny story about bows and arrows, a warbow that could penetrate plate armor would need very serious pull strength. Especially from a good distance.

When talking about silencers, if you use supersonic ammo, what you are also hearing is two reports at the same time too. One from the initial explosion and the sonic boom of the bullet. A silencer will help take care of the initial explosion portion. Still loud, but not as much.

Honestly Chavezz and Skitten I have to thank both of you for Introducing me to 2 of my favorite history/informational channels (Salmonella and Internet Historian). I originally thought they were both just the usual history/informations channels just super boring with no personality just talking about history like they were reading from a Text Book.

"Oh you should know, can i make that force with my mouth?" You immediately came back with "are you sucking on the pin?"

Skitten really be like: "That's not a knife... THIS is a knife!" (Says in Australian)

My neighbors had an absurd number of cats. Just tens of cats every night shitting and spraying piss everywhere. So after a point my dad just got a cage trap, would catch like a couple a day and then drive them some miles out to this farm and release them there so we didn't have to deal with it anymore.

Skitten should of been like, thats not a knife, this is a knife, *in crocodile dundee accent*, hahahahhaha

Plaxeco sounds like a company that makes products for staples.

@defrozendonut8715

2 жыл бұрын

It does it almost sounds like a company that only specializes in the production of of plastic plates

@6Qubed

Жыл бұрын

like they make staplers and staple holders, but no actual staples. that's a different company you gotta go somewhere else for that

Great reaction as always! That Gay bomb reminded me of my mandatory military service... Back then the transport trucks had no fancy seat modules so people basically had to sit on each other laps for safety... I remember the instructor saying "No worries boys, if you been with a woman you know what to do and if not, this will be good practice." Also when it came to training camps it was often joked that do not worry if you have to spoon a little during those cold wintery nights... It is not gay, just a manly friendship, two brothers looking after each others wellbeing. Oh! Also there was a study once that during the wartime it was quite commen men helped each other to relieve but it was not that much spoken as it was considered as a big taboo... However from the diaries and memoirs they have concluded things like that did happen and was more common than people liked to admit.

"Why are they roasting he doesn't deserve it" trust me he deserve it.

Cutting spears in half with a sword is a lot harder than people think. Those things are made from really dense wood, you want a stick you could otherwise beat someone to death with... then you put a spike on the end just to be an asshole.

On November 28, 2008, Burress suffered an accidental, self-inflicted gunshot wound to his right thigh at the nightclub LQ on Lexington Avenue in New York City when his Glock pistol in the pocket of his black-colored jeans began sliding down his leg; apparently in reaching for his gun, he inadvertently pressed the trigger, causing the gun to fire. The Manhattan District Attorney stated Burress was wearing jeans. The injury was not life-threatening and Burress was released from an area hospital the next afternoon. Two days later, Burress turned himself in to police to face charges of criminal possession of a handgun. It was later discovered that New York City police learned about the incident only after seeing it on television and were not called by NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital as required by law. New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg called the hospital actions an "outrage" and stated that they are a "chargeable offense". Bloomberg also urged that Burress be prosecuted to the fullest extent, saying that any punishment short of the minimum 3½ years for unlawful carrying of a handgun would be "a mockery of the law." Burress had an expired concealed carry license from Florida, but no New York license.

Ok look. I almost always disagree with Skitten for asshole-ish purposes. But breakfast food is literally the best.

@CertifiedSunset

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is heretical

@kingleonidas2182

2 жыл бұрын

@@CertifiedSunset And proud of it

@QuikVidGuy

2 жыл бұрын

but what counts as breakfast food some people eat noodles or curry for breakfast some people have fish some people have pastries or pepsi

@CertifiedSunset

2 жыл бұрын

@@QuikVidGuy pepsi? Never heard of someone drinking pepsi for breakfast. I always drink ice water or hot tea.

@Merilirem

2 жыл бұрын

@@QuikVidGuy Technically breakfast means to break your fast. A fast is not eating which is what most people do when they sleep. So you can have "breakfast" at 9pm if you just don't eat till then. Its also not recommended to eat heavy meals in the morning. That whole "most important meal of the day" line is just more marketing. Personally i wait until mid day since thats when i am actually awake and feeling like food. About 6 hours then another 6 for dinner usually works good.

Tim Cook is the CEO of this small independent company called Apple

Spartans used to engage in homosexual relations with one another to strengthen their bonds on the battlefield. Spartans.

@hefttefla4372

4 ай бұрын

Boyfuckers was a popular word used by Spartans to insult Greeks so I am not sure thats as true as you think it is

I have a theory on why her dad took a picture of the romance novel, he probably didnt know if it was a romance novel or not, I know personally as a man i can't tell the difference between a romance novel and goosebumps, so he prob needed to take a picture and have her mom confirm that it was a romance novel.

Grounded from reading... let that sink in.

Javelins were devastating, but were used by lines of "skirmishers". Very light armored, fast moving combatants who could run up, cause casualties and potentially serious damage, easily run away, and never come within the swing of a single sword. However, if they're paper, and infantry are rock, then cavalry was scissors. It's shocking how generally accurate that comparison is.

I love learning about different weapons this was a fun video from Internet Historian and reaction from you two.

Historically Chav is correct, the spear was KING of the battlefield for ease of use and range

@Chavezzslovakia

Жыл бұрын

Damn thanks man 👨

41:14 the emphasis on “Hoover” fucking killed me!

29:49 Dude, poleaxe. Stabbing, slashing/cutting, bludgeoning, blocking, and range to fend off attackers at a distance.

39:04 oh my god I straight died man you killed ME with that snap back joke hahaha.

spears really are OP. It's the reach aspect. You can reach someone easy with a spear from much farther away then with a sword. Always go with the spear

best medieval weapon are polearms: spears, halberds, pole hammers, billhooks, etc. BECAUSE they are FANTASTIC at keeping people at bay not able to hit you while you're able to stab, smash, or slice them.

Dear God about time you guys reacted to this lol

That’s not a kniof this is a knoif

Bro this man chavezz really got some luxury hair, like i can see that scene from family guy with peter leaping through the grass only its his hair.

You’re not gonna cut through the shaft of a spear, with a sword, in the middle of a fight. You might snap it if you really lay into it, with a great sword maybe.

Another Great video! Keep up the great work but remember to keep safe you two!

Look up pillums - Romans hard coad threw their spears. They had one badass spear that they used for everything. It even had a big metal wieght and 4 feet of metal stalf just to make sure that no one could ever chop the shaft near the tip. Just an all purpouse pointy stick.

@Chavezzslovakia

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha wait I have stumbled on some amazing articles. THANKS

My cousins weren't allowed Disney comics because their mom thought the Duck characters were too stupid to spend money on so whenever they came over they would just sit there reading Donald Duck comics while I played Video games.

48:00 it’s like one said at the end “let’s just bs and add a shit load of work for the editor to do” and the other one was like “oh man I have just the idea remember my breakfast I told you about?”

Wood used for spears is supposed to be quite sturdy and be somewhat resistant to sword strikes. You could also just get a metal only spear but it would be heavy.

I love the video starting with Skitten basically going, "That's not a knife...THIS is a knife," like Crocodile Dundee

Im sorry skitten but chavezz is right on the spears i pratice with these weapons and spears are a nightmare to go against with a sword and no you cannot cut a spear shaft with a sword at least not in one go

@Chavezzslovakia

2 жыл бұрын

im trying to tell yall man! spears are the way to go

@doktordanomite9105

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chavezzslovakia hey if you want too see more people fight like that its called HEMA (Historic European Martial Arts) and there is tons of it online.

for the old weapons It would be a good old war hammer. nice sharp point on the top, pretty heavy and a nice crow hook on the back and a nice flat blunt hammer side. war hammers were amazing weapons its like a spear with the spike on top of it. its heavy and easy to cave in armor. the crow hook for yanking people off horses. its a pretty round about weapon. some are super long and some have much heavier heads. like a nice balanced war hammer is pretty top tier weapon. its not really a fast weapon but its hard to block. the different ways to use it is really nice.

Excalibur was the sword given to Arthur by the lady in the lake, the sword he pulled from the stone was actually called Clarent.

You call that a knife? This is a knife. -Skitten

5:07 Ay, I got the same situation! My neighbour has 2 cats but tbh she doesn't take care of them, she used to give them a bowl of food but she's stopped, can't let them starve so we're feeding them. They've gotten so used to us that they come inside the house and just chill, our garden is pretty much their home now. Aren't our cats but they pretty much are now. And they don't even shit in our yard, don't know where they go but there is a forest nearby so prob there.

@daisyjoy242

2 жыл бұрын

You should renamed them

Yall are clearly in true love. It stands up to jokes. Thats real fukn love

i know way too much about old melee weapons... but if i had to pick one and only one, pole-axe, i won't bore you with "why" cause that would take too long to explain.

@rileycannon6789

2 жыл бұрын

I would definitely take a bill cause one it was one of the most common weapons and if it was used that much it was effective and two it comes with its own name, who doesn't want a weapon named bill.

@Spot_Faceless-Soldier

2 жыл бұрын

@@rileycannon6789 bill... as in bill-hook? If so, that's a good pick!

@rileycannon6789

2 жыл бұрын

@@Spot_Faceless-Soldier yes bill hook, I just enjoy calling it bill lol

Spent 7 years in Asia. The car parking is so small that pulling out and getting equal space on both sides is much easier when you are backed in.

You cant cut a spear in half...well you can but you got to be Hercules and have the sharpest sword.

"IT'S A KNIFE"

a fbi worker went to a club with a glock with safety not on, there is a story on inside edition on it

@rustoleummanattack9234

2 жыл бұрын

Makes sense, glocks don’t have a manual safety

To clarify: Caliburn is the sword Arthur pulls from the stone, Caliburn breaks in battle, and Arthur is taken to the lake to receive Excalibur.

grounded from reading oh my god. “young lady no more reading for a month. if i catch you even looking at a billboard your ass is grass”

Spears are so op, they're called the King of Weapons. OP in the classical world and titled by the modern world.

Breakfast food is the best. Cheese omelets, bacon, bacon gravy, biscuits, hashbrowns (depending how they are made), pancakes/waffles, butter on EVERYTHING... breakfast sandwiches. Hell, I like breakfast food so much I'll sometimes cook these things for dinner. Oh so yummy.

I sort of did the same thing with the smuggling of horror movies, except instead of horror, they were teen comedies like American Pie

I'm way late, but in germany we get taught that backwards parking has the advantage that when you're leaving you can see the traffic easier so your not backing up into traffic.

BREAKFAST IS THE BEST MEAL, THIS IS THE HILL I DIE ON.

Usually I agree with you dude but your wife is correct breakfast food rocks

Holy shit, the last suppressed gunshot when they were doing the game show bit sounds exactly like the sound effect for the sr-25 in socom US Navy seals

Skitten look to happy with that miniature sword

To be fair 95% of all hunting rifles are more powerful than an ar15/m16 since a 5.56 or .223 is technically a 22 caliber bullet

Shuriken were used actually as a distraction to direct the attention to blockin the shuriken then going in with their Ninjato and actually attack them

Y’all need to watch an episode of history’s deadliest warrior on Spike. It explains historical weapons, the cultures that used them, and pits those soldiers against each other in a simulated battle. Explained the spear advantages really well

Youre right btw. The best medieval weapons are the MACE and the SPEAR. Yeah swords look great and whatnot. But at the end of the day, if you get hit in the head a mace. Youre probably not waking up

@zeallust8542

2 жыл бұрын

The best weapon is just heavy chunk of metal. Even better if you dont even have to get close

You haven't lived till you had a good breakfast. It like restarts your body.

My foot weapon would be a medieval flail attachment

@QuikVidGuy

2 жыл бұрын

it's got the same trigger as one of those fall-apart puppets so its chain is sturdy when you wanna walk on it and when you wanna flail it around you just *click*

23:20 Her dad is a true American. He was proving her guilt 😂😂

Chavezz: (Whips out knife) Skittens: "That's not a knoif. This...(struggle) This...(struggle) This is a knoif."

notice she looked at her finger before saying ow... these two are precious and loveable

my favourite style in shooters is also the masterful spray and pray style! :D works errytime when it works!

Actually, the sword in the stone is the sword of Arthur's dad, Uther Pendragon. Excalibur is the sword he receives from the Lady in the Lake after the other sword breaks, IIRC

I love her absolute disbelief about Plaxico's name.

8:50 "...There's no mother that would name" The Law that makes you unable to name your child "Messiah, Adolf Hitler, Jesus, Santa Claus, etc" : _are you sure about that ?_

cats shitting on my yard get scared off with 20 gauge blast in the air.

(13:08) I've heard of that before, so your not using the pillow to quiet the shot, your using the pillow so there's no blood spatter in your direction, or something like that

I agree with Chavezz on breakfast food. Tbh I just skip breakfast and wait for lunch. I do like bacon and eggs though.

Chavez’s gun collection must be fire

Not being allowed to read is like not being allowed to imagine. That's crazy