Well played! From Russia

Many thanks Wealdstone.

Please come next Tuesday, to watch your local neighbours- Hendon versus Wingate and Finchley - in a cup derby. Hendon are giving the best season in years, and facing Oldham in January. Finchley are a giant in non league circles. This match will have a big crowd, and very competitive on the pitch. I tip a 3-3 draw, going to penalties. It's only a fiver too. The stadium sits between Kingsbury and just before West Hendon. It's on Townsend Lane and at bottom of the hill. See you all there!

Unreal

Bring back George Duck