Man legit used a nunchuck made out of bars of soap lmao Stan is a beast

@onestepatatime158

2 жыл бұрын

You r late this time you wont be getting much likes

@SleepyCinnamon

2 жыл бұрын

@@onestepatatime158 and thats where youre wrong.

@troubleteam3147

2 жыл бұрын

@@onestepatatime158 everything can happen If you wait long enough

@someskills785

2 жыл бұрын

yup

@nomadichefbige884

2 жыл бұрын

5th pog

This guy's humor is off the charts

@onestepatatime158

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah his humor is so good for these stories

@N____er

2 жыл бұрын

This comment's originality is off the charts

@DeepDarkBoys

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Venom 🖤

@onestepatatime158

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeepDarkBoys Are you a computer program with humanoid skin?

@rimjhim7194

2 жыл бұрын

I am ur 100th like 😁

This was hilarious I love how everyone was trained by the master

@gangster5278

2 жыл бұрын

Bro 😂😂😂😂

@gangster5278

2 жыл бұрын

I was trained by the master too 😂😂

@1mol831

2 жыл бұрын

I think the master and Mindy had sex

@Import_success

2 жыл бұрын

@@1mol831 stop watching porn 🤦‍♂️

@1mol831

2 жыл бұрын

@@Import_success well becuz a child was in the picture when the man went to prison

What a good ending The way stan changed the prison to be nice is wholesome

Easily the most realistic depiction of jail you'll ever see in a movie

@cesarfootball

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@pissfiss

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not challenging you or anything. Just curious, have you been there?

@fricklles9269

2 жыл бұрын

@@pissfiss hes being sarcastic

@pissfiss

2 жыл бұрын

@@fricklles9269 I know mate, but still, you never know

@05bastille

2 жыл бұрын

I love how there are nazis and there are racist but its two very clear separate groups. Its a nice touch really. I wonder if there are nazis out there who would feel hurt being called a racist...

Imagine how good the bedtime stories would be for this dude's kid (The creator of this channel)

@onestepatatime158

2 жыл бұрын

Horror no sleep stories

@DeepDarkBoys

2 жыл бұрын

Some day I'll have to have one just to find out

@thesource9127

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeepDarkBoys you'll have one soon.

@DeepDarkBoys

2 жыл бұрын

@@thesource9127 lmao I don't know why but that read as so ominous 😂

@student69741

2 жыл бұрын

Do people still tell bed time Stories to thier kids?

Mindy is a godess She's loyal and she trained when his man is in prison even saved him from dying

@ZeDemonessAngel

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryzeryze1218 highly likely.

@jenniferhamels1176

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryzeryze1218 Yea, you didn't watch the movie. There was no actual cheating. The master is actually impotent, he can't get it up.

@nexus3559

2 жыл бұрын

She also had a baby with THE MASTER

@IRealtofu

2 жыл бұрын

So wait the master had a kid with mindy

@EuRathalos

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂

THEREFORE, WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT THIS MAN NEVER DISAPPOINTS US WITH HIS VIDEOS

@bessiewarner2617

2 жыл бұрын

Where do your lips end and his ass begin?

@PurpleAmalgam

2 жыл бұрын

robot

@PurpleAmalgam

2 жыл бұрын

@@bessiewarner2617 im using that, damn so good of an insult

@bessiewarner2617

2 жыл бұрын

@@PurpleAmalgam it gets tiring,shits always brown nosing aka ass kissing and riot one word about the video

@quinanolachazgener8543

2 жыл бұрын

The one talking is a narrator, the narrator has a gaming channel.

Used to love this movie. This recap brought back all the right laughter and memory. Definitely need to watch it again.

@humanbeing1429

2 жыл бұрын

I hope it also made you realise, now that you're an adult that the child's father is questionable, the training sessions with THE master is quite entertaining to think of and yeah, she is minty after all. Heeeh

@faresfares-ultra

2 жыл бұрын

@@humanbeing1429 in the movie the master said he get into accident that let him lose an eraction he become asexual

So he is an exceptionally good martial arts teacher and his name is master..seems legit

@tungmingxuan8559

2 жыл бұрын

it's like having an exceptionally good dentist and his name is crentist

@CarassiusAu

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine a really good footballer named “Athlete”

@Vaihly

2 жыл бұрын

a really fast guy called speed, and when he introduces himself he goes "I am speed"

@Dante-es5pf

2 жыл бұрын

@@tungmingxuan8559 I understood that reference

@starrmayhem

2 жыл бұрын

@the man missed opportunity to name Armstrong

David Carradine was a really good actor and really convincing in his roles....rest in peace king you really did your thing....

imagine how many stories he can tell his friends

Rob “You can do it” Schinder has such an insane career tbh. From doing movies with Stallone to Stanler and his own

@DarkPyrox99

2 жыл бұрын

Which movie did he do with Stallone

@gregoryf9299

2 жыл бұрын

Judge Dredd I believe

@justareplica

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Van Damme

@IgnizNova

2 жыл бұрын

@@DarkPyrox99 Judge Dredd and Demolition Man

@ScratchthechalkBoard

2 жыл бұрын

It’s insane rob schneider has fans 😂

Spends 3 years in jail nearly has sex but still manages to have a daughter the master really reached them well 🌚

@knowngamer6842

2 жыл бұрын

No they have done something in prison when Mindy come to meet him

@madgamer9989

2 жыл бұрын

@@knowngamer6842 nearly

@knowngamer6842

2 жыл бұрын

@@madgamer9989 yeah and I think master is not a good person 😂

@KumarGouravSethi

2 жыл бұрын

The master's master plan

@backstab335

2 жыл бұрын

in the full movie, master says that his dong doesnt work from all that smoking

My cousin went to prison and all i wished is for the prisons to be like this where people actually learn how to be good people again

@maestrulgamer9695

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad in reality you can't just make prisoners be nice thought fear. If everyone would respect the rules there would be no prisoners to begin with!

@kanortube69

2 жыл бұрын

@@AffluentTales skyrim reference 🤣

"Great at killing people... by talking too much." Lmao

at first, the master is kinda sus, but then he is like a savior to him.

"He has beautiful wife" "Who he cheats on- i mean loves" I can't-

@theratwhotookyourteeth8514

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@livie4ever4

2 жыл бұрын

😘

I remember watching this in middle school back when it came out. Probably one of my favorite Rob Schneider movies and so underrated. ❤️‍🔥

"Having a Nazi tattooed your face on their stomach, talk about squad goals." 💀💀💀 this guy xD

11:35 Mendy doing a nice training!

One of the best Schneider movies ever, very underrated comedy, great movie choice👍

@velcro-is-a-rip-off

2 жыл бұрын

Ew

@onestepatatime158

2 жыл бұрын

Well he can make any movie sound interesting

@soliloquy8163

2 жыл бұрын

Bollocks...

@ShadowTactical

2 жыл бұрын

holy shit dude stop advertising

@OGStarlightKY

2 жыл бұрын

It’s definitely up there with The Animal, and Deuce Bigalow. Ignore these idiots, this movie is great.

POV: you are watching the old videos just for the intro 😭

this is by far the best recap channel on here . big props to you !

Omg I love this movie The guard: bends over Prison :😈 Guard: oh lord it's like a demon staring into my soul.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My man for real going to prison again to fight the people who bullied him before

@relaxedrecaps

2 жыл бұрын

Haha thats true!

@dnxx503

2 жыл бұрын

@@relaxedrecaps are you a recap channel

@relaxedrecaps

2 жыл бұрын

@@dnxx503 Yes I am! :)

I love how he makes the little jokes, and his "Watch out, and take care!" It's just so good.

I've been watching you're videos for a few months and I'm bad for remembering to like videos when I'm done watching, but with the amount of effort it takes for you to make just one video is worth the effort it takes to go back and like all the ones I watched!

11:33 she had been training with master for past 6 months💀

@Aaliya_519

2 жыл бұрын

No maybe it's a mistake it was 9 months

Love seeing the prisoners deceiving the warden thinking their going to war but they are going to dance. 😍🤣😂👏

5:16 is that Jasper from twilight? 🤣

@DKLuke1

Ай бұрын

You missed legend standing next to him lol

I've stopped watching movies because of you man, you make them short and well narrated Keep up with the good work

@SteveNilson

2 жыл бұрын

Same here.. Saved me hours or even days haha

Final scene was op , when master comes to pick up with his 3yr old daughter

Screw Godzilla Vs Kong. I want to see John Wick vs Big Stan!!!!

@dhruvakhera5011

2 жыл бұрын

wick will win guy jumped from a 20 storey hotel and survived and if john was sent to kill him he would just shoot him, also if you remember parabellum those thugs that respectfully helped john up while fighting in the hotel were extremely trained and hardened but were ultimately did get defeated by john

@OGStarlightKY

2 жыл бұрын

@@dhruvakhera5011 Dude, he’s obviously joking.

@legendsoctopus1536

2 жыл бұрын

@@OGStarlightKY fr Lol

@OGStarlightKY

2 жыл бұрын

@@legendsoctopus1536 It’s really not that obvious?

@domanickinnon9703

13 күн бұрын

Hell , yes , we want to see that fight

...the guy had 3 years of jail time The girl has been training with the old guy for 6 months... The old guy has a 3 year old daughter?? (Wait im not sure with this)

@ploppy794

2 жыл бұрын

Uh welp we all know who the father is.. 💀

@Ja-EdenCheese

2 жыл бұрын

@@ploppy794 lmao

@OppaiGod

2 жыл бұрын

Basically ntred by his master

@thanosnoctem4473

Жыл бұрын

@@OppaiGod Not true

"spoilers ahead stan is not so big."

I remember watching this movie years ago. It’s an underrated classic that I enjoy watching.

This is one of my favorite movies ever. I still quote lines from this movie. I have always said that this was an underrated movie.

I love how mystery recapped always puts in jokes and they all make me laugh

"It is revealed that she had been _TrAiNiNg_ with the Master for the past six months" 😂😂😂

4:22 lets all admit we have dirty minds

@Snoq.

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🌚

@res6832

2 жыл бұрын

i was look for this LMAO

Can we just appreciate he uploads for us every time

@preetchheda7626

2 жыл бұрын

Yes . But sometimes the movie is just so boring or the topic is one which is not interesting . The narrator is very good though

@NoSecondparts

2 жыл бұрын

Yupppp

@relaxedrecaps

2 жыл бұрын

We can!

@chrisquiett1776

2 жыл бұрын

Fair point

@AgneDei

2 жыл бұрын

@@preetchheda7626 For the bad movies these recaps are usually way better than the movie itself, as it often happens that the story is somewhat interesting, but the execution over 90 minutes is terrible, while a fast paced recap gets straight to the point.

that is a really wholesome ending, love it

I was surprised that his Wife also got Trained by his master😂😂 U Remember how he got trained right😂😂

Gotta love comedy movies explained by Mystery Recapped

Yaaaaay there comes another video🙂🙃 My reaction always👌🤞

This man literally woke up and chose violence over everything

6:15 "claiming he is also black" 😂

This guy isn’t just making recaps, He is becoming NETFLIX 😎

How have I never heard of this movie? Rob Schneider is a SNL legend.

I feel like Stan may have been the perfect opponent for Bruce Lee to compete.

Master definitely gave special training to Mindy for sure. Damn.

@ElonMasks

2 жыл бұрын

The master and mindy had a baby

@GE0attack

2 жыл бұрын

@@ElonMasks they tried to blue pill it by saying master was impotent but like we all get it he wasn't he was lying and hero wanted to hear that comfortable lie. Instead of harsh truth. Imagine midy was prego and kid comes out looking like the master that would have been so brutal.

This is like studying intensively 6 days before the exam

7:56 "Dang" lmao

Anyone addicted to these rn?

@Haiderboom48

3 ай бұрын

Do you have exams or even most imp. exams by any chance

Love these, keep on doing em.

Love this movie! I've watched it so many times, and it's always funny.

Another well done recap.

bro ur videos help me alot and with my boredem Keep it up dont retire u can take rest man all i want is to watch ur vids

This guys calm voice and good humor fits so perfectly in my mind while watching these movie recaps, and then when i watch another movie recap channel it seems like somethings missing.

@bessiewarner2617

2 жыл бұрын

Kissing other people's rears is bad for bacteria

I really look forward to your videos they make my day!!

Wait… the master is Blonde, She’s a Brunette, and Stan is also a Brunette… but Stan’s daughter is Blonde!!!!! 😭🤯🙈🙈🙈

prob one of the best recaps i have ever seen lmao

wow i watched this movie and it's the best to watch for the funny stuff thank you for doing this mate

Love the stories ❤

Man, this is the best narrator I know, and love, your the best man I love your videos keep going!

Definitely one of your best explanations of a movie

After 6 months he was really looking forward to go to prison.

@aminashehu8628

2 жыл бұрын

Of course, couldn't wait to test his new found strength

This is such a good movie/ and recap. If I'm having a bad day, I just watch this recap and it always brings me right around. I am sure you already know but it never hurts to remind you how much joy and entertainment you bring to so many people. Keep at it mate.

This movie was HILARIOUS. I watched it just now after I found this recap. You should definitely watch it!

Loved it, this should be a series on netflix. this was awesome

watch out and take care never gets old

This movie really nailed what prison looks like

You left some funny stuff out, like 'training the behind hole", and the reason he left his cellmate keep the top bunk, etc, very underrated movie

i remember watching this video as a kid, i miss those days.

9:00 cute 💀🤣🤣

@Borax_Sensei

2 жыл бұрын

The right man looks like he wants the food

I love your videos mystry recap there the best keep going😀

@relaxedrecaps

2 жыл бұрын

Feeel free to check our content too, maybe you gonna like it as well! CHeers

@flarecodm3902

2 жыл бұрын

No

I thought people had forgotten about this masterpiece

i like watching these just for this guys quips and humor, dudes a legend

Hey Mystery! This is a wonderfull work you are doing! Please keep up!!!

Thank you so much for uploading daily and making my day better ❤️☺️🥺

6:00 Ah yes, I remember in my Akido class when my sensei taught me how to peacefully break someone's fingers one by one.

I was dying when he made the Larry guy hit his head on the ceiling at 5:26

we need more ppl like him

His jokes always have me dead💀💀💀

The master is the definition of gigs chad

😁😁😁😁😁omg these movie recaps are totally insanely amazing I so love these movie recaps videos they are so cool😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁This channel is the best!

1:58 "oh no i dropped the soap, eh not a proble-" *"OH NO"*

@deezmama2309

Жыл бұрын

He is weak and submissive

Your videos always make my day man, keep up the awesome content! :D

@woeisme3018

2 жыл бұрын

Same comments

I love how the narrator makes such monotone jokes throughout all his videos. I find it hilarious

Watched this movie 1,000 times growing had on dvd still one my favorites! The master!

Congratulations! I really enjoyed your narrative about the movie. Thank you! 😀

the start though-

4:22 *Stan knocks on the door* Master: "Wait, I'm... meditating"

2:05 his face after hearing that 😂😂

Ok, this movie ain't completely wrong when they say "...They turn gay..." It's true an all-boys prison cell and an all-boys school can turn you, gay, 'cause they do more than sharing a bed-

@cosmicdoggo9296

2 жыл бұрын

Same gose for both man and women when you have no interacion with a opposite sex for a long time thing s get desperate

@pfft-4955

2 жыл бұрын

@@cosmicdoggo9296 true

Its like the karate kid but more adult

Big Raymond say OWWWWWWWWWW MY FINGER ITS STILL hurt it was so funny😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you for sparing us all from watching this movie!

11:59 when i seen the little girl i was so confused, then i remembered that mindy visited stan in prison.

@Teguh_Seventy

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your positive thinking

@akshatkalra5427

Жыл бұрын

Midy DId it with Master 👻