“Imagine your job being to research things that don’t even exist” Theoretical physicists:

@Nerd69694

2 жыл бұрын

Twitter users:

@JimboniumF

2 жыл бұрын

_Instantly disintegrates_

@joedumars376

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nerd69694 😂

@gideonhawk

2 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is their reaction

@walterclements1050

2 жыл бұрын

gordon freeman!?!?!???!! 😯😯😯😳😳 What the dog doin??? 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕🐕🐶

‘the cummet’ is underrated comedy gold

@BadrAlrawi

2 жыл бұрын

This vid was so funny

@kinagrill

2 жыл бұрын

And alien bigfoot.... somehow they managed to make the insanity even more hilarious to listen to. XD

@edited1022

2 жыл бұрын

It was cumedy gold

@Mr_Keloglan

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/q5WXqMGaaJawhNo.html Amazing.

@thepear4075

2 жыл бұрын

Ball

Imagine being a cave person just wanting to shit post some fanfic on a cave wall, and thousands of years later some "experts" site you as proof of aliens. I'd love my legacy.

@kevinchambers17

3 ай бұрын

All you have to do is paint a stick figure with a big circle around his head, and 9000 years later, Giorgio calls it alien intervention!

@kevinchambers17

3 ай бұрын

If actual intelligent extraterrestrials are watching this- no wonder they don’t want to come down! Who wants to hang out with us! Barely able to tell you who scored the winner in last night’s game, let alone discuss man’s place in the universe!

I love how their sources are just "trust me bro"

@heather.0476

Жыл бұрын

I love how we humans are so unbelievably smart, that we must come from aliens, yet believe all drawings and inscriptions are 100% factual 😂

@NienNienNien

Жыл бұрын

"Ancient astronaut theorist say yes" "Ancient astronaut theorist say yes" "Ancient astronaut theorist say yes"

@luisshorts.

9 ай бұрын

Sources: Author, The Amomg is is cool at three am (shocking)

@theguy3129

6 ай бұрын

That's exactly what an ignorant buffoon would say.

George actually cackling while his friends complain about drinks is something is didn't know I needed

@mumrouykcus3547

2 жыл бұрын

nah it’s so annoying

@Mr_Keloglan

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/q5WXqMGaaJawhNo.html Amazing.

@SNKNostalgia

2 жыл бұрын

He sucks his mates!

@johnnypickering7688

Ай бұрын

​@@ryanengland5426 An "is" instead of an "I" and that's enough to throw you off? Says more about you tbh

My professor was on this show for one episode and he didn't even know that it was Ancient Aliens he was filming for. They lied to him and told him that it was for an educational program about mythology and folklore. They used everything he said out of context lol.

@lunaangeleclipse9745

2 жыл бұрын

I'm willing to bet they did the same thing to the guys talking about human language. I wouldn't be surprised some of them were just normal linguists who thought they were making a documentary about language.

@peachixu

2 жыл бұрын

And that's when you press charges kids!

@randomcanadian6298

2 жыл бұрын

@@peachixu They probably had a contract that allowed them to use the footage in any way they want. Scummy, but lets them do this.

@broadex9080

2 жыл бұрын

That's so nasty, and also it discredits the science community. I hope your professor sued them.

@whitecreamymilk8436

2 жыл бұрын

@@broadex9080 this is how most science works when it hits the news cycle.

Imagine dealing and raising a child up until adulthood just for them to become one of these people.

@jenniferdunstan5065

Жыл бұрын

Memeulous or the ancient aliens guys

@miosz.k4599

Жыл бұрын

Every one of them were tricked to believe that it's not Ancient Aliens and used what they are saying out of context :) so now you're the stupid one that doesn't do research

@jamesparkes8776

Жыл бұрын

@@jenniferdunstan5065 both

@jenniferdunstan5065

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesparkes8776 ok

@MrDylanm842

6 ай бұрын

I'd be proud, if you're making bank off of talking shite on the tele I rate it

I want to imagine Aliens are just watching this show and being like, when the fuck did we do this?

@kevinchambers17

3 ай бұрын

According to Giorgio- we did, with ET’s help- we just forgot! 😆😆

It's an unspoken rule of Alien hunting that you never ever equip yourself with any quality camera and you must shake it as violently as possible while filming. Otherwise it's too easy for the government to edit the footage when you post it on the internet. Obviously

@evilinc333

2 жыл бұрын

also ghost hunting

@ElskerVinneren

2 жыл бұрын

and bigfoot hunting

@nishmelashak7898

2 жыл бұрын

Ah i see, or i guess i dont see cause thats the point

@stephaniebaker1975

2 жыл бұрын

makes sense

@freedomchaser9664

Жыл бұрын

And hunting for Nessie

the fact that they looked at mayan carvings of dogs and lizards, a culture known for their extremely styled depictions of humans and animals, and said dinosaur is astounding. 10/10

@kociarzultimate384

2 жыл бұрын

On continent with NO HORSES and people with no word for them in their language 11/10

@agent_star

2 жыл бұрын

i dont think that was maya carvings, they were showing pictures of ankor wat which is in Cambodia, i could be wrong or they've gotten it wrong

@dumbvedeoz

2 жыл бұрын

how do you explain human bipedalism when no other animal has it? Bipedalism has allowed humans to change their environment to go from caveman to spaceman!

@kociarzultimate384

2 жыл бұрын

@@dumbvedeoz I mean, it is not like early men couldn't go bipedal, and since they knew tools it was needed to be able to use hands on move, makes logical sense they would addapt to it

@agent_star

2 жыл бұрын

@@dumbvedeoz well I mean multiple lizards run across water on their back legs, not to mention on bipedal animals have you heard of birds? Regardless they literally said stylised depictions, not hyper realistic detailed depictions... If I drew a horse rearing up on its back legs would people a couple thousand years from now be able to use it as proof of alien dinosaurs?

Here's my theory about Ancient Aliens: it actually _is_ an educational program, as it teaches stoners and drunk people what NOT to do when researching history.

@HeroinYoda

Жыл бұрын

counter theory: it teaches us about what really happened. Aliens

@long_term_karma9899

10 ай бұрын

@@HeroinYoda Counter-counter theory: This show is an experiment because people wanted to see what would happen if they got the craziest among us together and put them on TV

@abithefallenhuman921

6 ай бұрын

​@@HeroinYodayou misspelled Aryan (seriously, Ancient Alien conspiracies is just the Nazi idea of the Aryan, but Atlantis is switches out for Space, and Alien is switched for Aryan)

@HeroinYoda

6 ай бұрын

@@abithefallenhuman921 you can say that about anything tho. Replace god with hitler and demons with jews and you got nazi ideology too. (I dont believe in ancient alien theory btw)

@kevinchambers17

3 ай бұрын

Ah, but that’s what they want us to think, cos they’re hiding it from us! 😆😆😆 lol! Aliens- got enough illegal aliens pouring into UK at 500 a day- May god bless them ❤️ Or whatever they believe ❤️

Matpat is more credible than an ancient astronaut theorist

@FieryFue

10 ай бұрын

Hear me out. What if Matpat IS an ancient astronaut theorist.

@raven-gx5db

7 ай бұрын

@@FieryFue but hey its just a theory

@LKAM222

5 ай бұрын

An ancient theory

@ninja-ginger1973

5 күн бұрын

@@LKAM222an Alien Theory

Fun Fact: A lot of the time on this show when there's like a professor or actual credible academic, it's because that person didn't actually know what show they were going to be on and were just asked to talk about their field of study, then had what they said edited and used among all the crazies to make it seem like they also agree. Like, that Folklorist is probably just someone who studies and folklore and local legends and stuff from like a cultural perspective, and doesn't actually believe in like fuckin bigfoot and aliens and shit

@gooseygooseman1383

2 жыл бұрын

What James says at 1:06:26 is spot on

@lemonsugaru8166

2 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I thought! There are people who study mythology as a profession but it doesn’t mean that they believe in it lol

@Meme_Lor

2 жыл бұрын

@@lemonsugaru8166 I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same for some theologists, I'm fascinated in religious stories but it doesn't mean I believe them

@kinagrill

2 жыл бұрын

EDITING! A tool to make bullshit seem legit enough for TV.

@jessicasperdute9524

2 жыл бұрын

To add to this, Giorgio Tsoukalos (the crazy hair guy from the memes) was a producer for 23 episodes of this series and is the co-founder of a pseudo-scientific “publication” called Legendary Times. It’s more akin to a magazine than any actual scientific journal, but most of the topics from the show are taken straight from articles in this magazine as are most of the guests (who are not actually educated professionals in their respective fields): Erich von Däniken, David Hatcher Childress, Peter Fiebag, Robert Bauval, and Luc Bürgin are shown in multiple episodes and all of them know ol’ Giorgio. They have questionable educational backgrounds at best.

"There is no explanation for humans" honestly I think this on a daily basis

@velocitypeasant5832

2 жыл бұрын

Factual, Mr Pokémon!

@Elk3nny11

2 жыл бұрын

I also think this mr sub noodle

@Shyguy2434

2 жыл бұрын

Well he's also known as that one guy with the adorable cat 🐈‍⬛

@velocitypeasant5832

2 жыл бұрын

@@Elk3nny11 holy shit I forgot about that

@D44RK_Iced_Yogs

2 жыл бұрын

I mean do we got Fossilized Titties?

I wrote a paper on this show in college and the man who originated the idea of ancient astronauts was just super racist. All his theories came from the idea that people of “non-European decent” would be incapable of such amazing architecture

@xzenitramx666

11 ай бұрын

Joe rogan got triggered about that in his podcast shows with that. Accuse the idea of being woke.

@blankslate7491

6 ай бұрын

It's so crazy how ppl are, to this day, asking how they pyramids and shit got there 💀💀 like building a stone triangle isn't that fucking hard

@MrDylanm842

6 ай бұрын

​@blankslate7491 it's more about the level of architecture. They're not just triangles, they're tombs and the stones are cut to such precise specifications and built perfectly in line with the stars. They're an unbelievable feat of engineering, especially considering when they were built

@abithefallenhuman921

6 ай бұрын

​@@MrDylanm842here's the issue though, they aren't built in line with the stars. They were built where they could be, and sooner or later at least one star/constellation/planet will line up, and in most conspiracies, they seem to only mention them lining up with Greek constellations. On top of that, we know they built the pyramids (which is a bad term since each structure could have widely different purpose) as they learnt, since countless pyramids fell apart, such as the famed black pyramid Most of our modern ancestors knew one way or another how to sculpt rock and move rocks, you find structures made by ancient Wise-humans (homosapians) all over the world. The obsession things like Ancient Aliens have the pyramids (and similar structures in Africa and East Asia) is they do not believe non-white people could be smart enough to stack rocks (seriously, go through the episodes and count how many are about Europeans. They only mention it to be vague about the 'energy' of Stone Henge)

@Neil070

5 ай бұрын

​@@abithefallenhuman921The ancient astronaut nonsense began by assuming that ancient humans were less intelligent than 20th century humans. It ignores the achievements of the Greeks who calculated the size of the planet with remarkable accuracy, or Romans who built Britain's first road network or the many accomplishments of the Chinese. Like school students, they all left their workings, so we know they didn't crib off aliens! The Egyptians were just as intelligent as 21st century people and had close interaction with Greeks (Cleopatra was Macedonian. Don't listen to your teachers, she was NOT black 😂) Using Greek mathematics, Egyptian engineering skills and unlimited slave labour, anyone could build the Pyramids

This show would actually make a pretty interesting Sci-fic series. Imagine a book series or TV show with the premise of this show. It's insane but, as a work of Sci-fi, it would be fun to watch.

@princekyle4132

2 жыл бұрын

*Stargate noises*

@WalnutAnimations

Жыл бұрын

The “Eternals” marvel comics were based off of the ancient alien theory

@nickythehickey

Жыл бұрын

so basically alienology

"Why is it never a big hairy woman?" Ciaran is not the feminist we deserve, but the feminist we need.

@dangerousbeans

2 жыл бұрын

Ciaran Numero Uno ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

@xxitactical_8723

2 жыл бұрын

I made this comment 1k likes it was 999 before lol

@callmekay282

2 жыл бұрын

We have a “big hairy woman” version where I grew up. Basket woman Steals children who don’t listen to their parents and throws them in her basket to eat later.

@Brootnoot

2 жыл бұрын

@@callmekay282 good for her tbh

@kloggmonkey

2 жыл бұрын

be the big hairy woman you want to see in the world

When I was younger I remember watching this with my dad and I now realize just how fucking crazy this show is-

@Wavy-Gravy

2 жыл бұрын

Same dude lol

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on KZread. So don't feel too bad for me, dear m

@thedorothydoll_

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku what

@adumbooctopus1115

2 жыл бұрын

Same my goodness

@tempurashrimp9917

2 жыл бұрын

We used to watch it every Sunday lmfao, made good memories though

If I saw something in the woods that looked like a Sasquatch I would think a gorilla escaped from a zoo before I actually think it is Sasquatch

@angrykobold5970

2 жыл бұрын

It depends on where you live tbh, if I saw it in the woods out back my flats where there's no zoos for miles I would question my sanity

46:36 "why are humans [relatively hairless, and] possess brains" can we just take a moment to think about the fact that removing the part of that quote in [square brackets] (and so ending up with a sentence containing only the second descriptor) results in "why are humans possess brains" I feel like that captures the vibe of this show perfectly XD

You should add "ancient astronaut theorists" to the drink list if you do this again. That phrase is their only source of proof.

@markleeper593

2 жыл бұрын

They would literally die lmao

@BadrAlrawi

2 жыл бұрын

I wanted them to do that

@ari2126

2 жыл бұрын

Literally ur asking for them TO DIE RN

@stevewatkins2170

2 жыл бұрын

They say yes

@kinagrill

2 жыл бұрын

astronaut theorists.... that's an astronomer. aka. the people that wanna learn about spess but dun wanna go out into it.

Jack’s background is really something. What a unique decorative choice of Amazon boxes everywhere.

@mrbutthurt7341

Жыл бұрын

I didn't know I was a good decorator too

Them thinking university of chicago is only $9,000 is the most unrealistic thing in this whole video 😭

Everytime I watch this video I love how distressed James gets over them calling the dog drawing a dinosaur

this just reminded me how i used to watch this as a kid & just took it as fact because it was on the history channel 🙃

@RPena98

2 жыл бұрын

Saaaaaame

@QTaceX

2 жыл бұрын

@Marko Fugas lmaooo😂😂

@jorjamabel2288

2 жыл бұрын

hey liv and same here girl

@adumbooctopus1115

2 жыл бұрын

Dude same! I'd have full debates with other kids at lunch in elementary school

@Sam-gs8iw

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the history channel really needs to learn what history is.

Drinking level Cat in the hat: Easy Scooby Doo: Medium Garfield: Hard Ancient Aliens: Veteran

@saddocrabbo5154

2 жыл бұрын

Where's Alvin and the chipmunks on the scale

@whatthefuck1041

2 жыл бұрын

@@saddocrabbo5154 expert

@coolmybutt5395

2 жыл бұрын

They give me to much of a headache to right about

@vykepp5709

2 жыл бұрын

What about the Fred movies

@coolmybutt5395

2 жыл бұрын

Alvin and the chipmunks and the Fred movies hurt my head.

Jack Manifold is a man of CULTURE for knowing about Invader Zim.

6:45 This reminds me of something my college professor said when talking about evolution. “Many think it’s survival of those who are strongest when it’s actually those who are most fit to survive in their habitat. Each species has different needs and roles in the environment and evolved to fit its environment best within their roles.” She went on to talk about camels ability to carry water as being more beneficial to the desert than standard horses and gazelles speed and agility to help outrun other gazelles in their herd and lions and such evolved to counter that by also being fast and stealthy. Good way to explain it looking back really. Like puzzle pieces with 100 ways to build it but the pieces that fit easiest get chosen instead of forcing it in when it doesn’t quite fit right.

I'm pretty sure this is the show that has a scene where they found something from pyramids divides by pi and some random guy just said "what if they measured it with circles"

@ari2126

2 жыл бұрын

What the hell... What did they gain from that LMAO

@kai_fatallysapphic

Жыл бұрын

*starts furiously scribbling circles over stock photos of pyramids*

@WalnutAnimations

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

“Humans are unique because of their speech.” ‘Whales and dolphins water speaking to each other” 👁👄👁

@anetm

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but for them we are air speaking to eachother

@randomuploadz7386

2 жыл бұрын

Well every animal species has a way of communicating so…. Their scientists suck 😂

@ChonkedCat

2 жыл бұрын

“UwU femboy” this is why we need to bully people

@pepsimann2038

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChonkedCat you’re acting as if your account isn’t the exact thing people in middle school would bully you for

@aquasiox4033

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChonkedCat oh no! is it harming you? is it offending you? what ever will we do about that /s

People 4 thousand years ago: this guy lives outside our society and is quite large and hairy Ancient Aliens: HOLY SHIT BIGFOOT IS REAL

this entire show just reminds me of that one guy in the owl house that was saying that "witches come from mars to harvest human teeth to power their time machine". its just funny how bad it is. also the dude with the long dark hair, phillip i think, looks like the discount version of weird al

George: *makes funny jokes* Jack: *makes funny jokes* Kieran: *makes funny jokes* James: *intellectually points out and argues about points that the show gets wrong, while also making funny jokes*

@Lucaz99

2 жыл бұрын

True but it’s Ciarán*

@Michael-Douglas

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lucaz99 nerd

@creativerock1646

2 жыл бұрын

@@Michael-Douglas ah yes, correcting the spelling of someone's name, what a dork

@adeelhussain7979

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lucaz99 cringe

@whyhellothere4161

2 жыл бұрын

@@adeelhussain7979 cringe 😬 🤢🤢🤢

My dad religiously watches this show every night and genuinely believes everything they say.

@inactive120

2 жыл бұрын

you poor soul

@syahmikadira6832

2 жыл бұрын

Fr man, me & my dad used to watch the show for shits & giggles but now he's starting to believe almost everything they're saying.

@rexana_rexana

2 жыл бұрын

My dad watches for the history and actual good parts, but he and I both giggle at the stupid parts. We both like to theorize about aliens, but at least we agree that this show is a little ... " Out There!" Ehh? Ehh??

@RebelAngelForever

2 жыл бұрын

Your dad watches Ancient Aliens, my dad watches Fox News. Both take everything as fact 😪

@rcj.19

2 жыл бұрын

So does my auntie lol

I love how you can just see the brain cells dying in Jacks head

To quote Dean Winchester, "Every hunter worth his salt know that Bigfoot isn't real."

@ninja-ginger1973

5 күн бұрын

Jack don’t know Mary, you might though, have a good day

start of the episode: aint it strange how monkey’s don’t build houses? middle or the episode: GOD AND THE DEVIL ARE ALIENS AND THEY PUT SNAKES IN YOUR DNA

@broadex9080

2 жыл бұрын

Theirs a snake in my boot

@Aeternus75

2 жыл бұрын

@@broadex9080 *ThErEs A sNaKe In My AsS!*

@puffinthefish

2 жыл бұрын

K so when do I get my snake arms?

@dragapult2712

2 жыл бұрын

@@puffinthefish if ur snake then u lose arms

@puffinthefish

2 жыл бұрын

@@dragapult2712 shouldve phrased it better, i wanted snakes for arms but now im having to type this with my feet

Can't wait for George to do this challenge while watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs, but everytime food drops from the sky you take a sip.

@quinngobrr

2 жыл бұрын

like, every scene in which it happens? or every PIECE of food cause if it was every piece that'd mean that EVERY NOODLE in the spaghetti scenes would be a sip and that would actually kill someone, you'd get through an ENTIRE BOTTLE

@exe2517

2 жыл бұрын

George's liver: Please, don't. I have a family.

@llaur_llaur

Жыл бұрын

you’re a genius.

@Weezy-84

Жыл бұрын

He’d die of blood poisoning bro

@Weezy-84

Жыл бұрын

@@quinngobrr you’d get through a whole bar

jack is my fav guest on this channel, love him to bits

Regarding the Soviet experiment, from what I remember he basically wanted to create a species that could take over the work of common laborers, the idea being that yes, it would be basically just a slightly more intelligent ape but that was all you needed to free up actual humans from working in factories and railroads and so on, basically they were supposed to take over low-skill hard labor intensive jobs. Obviously this didn't work out and it was pretty messed up but it's interesting to think about an alternative Soviet Union where all hard labor is done by half-monkey people.

@kai_fatallysapphic

Жыл бұрын

Literally trying to create a new species just to use for slave labor, you're right that's so fucked

@xyleblack2545

8 ай бұрын

I would argue it's more disturbing to think about that scenario rather than interesting...

@Siegmernes

7 ай бұрын

​@@xyleblack2545 Both of these things can be true at the same time. Like a lot of fucked up stuff we did in history. Very interesting but definetly horrifying.

@eeyorehaferbock7870

4 ай бұрын

But would the half-monkey workers of the world have united? Checkmate, communists.

Fun fact: There is a lot of overlap between the areas with furries and with big foot sightings, so big foot just being a furry is just as (if not more) likely than it being an alien

@ashsilva7021

2 жыл бұрын

no there's an overlap because it corresponds to areas of high population density

@skystoyhunts7225

Жыл бұрын

Lmao so his fursona is a big furry man?

Fun fact: The "T-Rexs had feathers" thing is an actual scientific theory, with actual evidence to support it.

@danielchoucinofigueiras1733

2 жыл бұрын

that's perhaps the only thing they said right

@ethanstyant9704

2 жыл бұрын

Case in point we found ACTUAL imprints of feathers in the surrounding rock and imprints in bones

@melfox75

2 жыл бұрын

Ok but trex didn’t have feathers atleast the fully grown trexes didn’t , if you want to see the most accurate trex to date search up sue tyrannosaurus model.

@generalkenobi9524

2 жыл бұрын

@@melfox75 I mean they did

@timmas3300

2 жыл бұрын

@@melfox75 no dinosaurs did have feathers just watch some trey the explainer or sumthin to find out

I love when James watches shows/movies with George and Will.. he's so damn funny.

I love how they don't take in the fact that whales, elephants, dolphins and ants can also communicate and have their own language.

I'm pretty sure these videos are just George's plan to destroy all of his friends livers.

@aquasiox4033

2 жыл бұрын

and his own

@whatsupfuckers4078

2 жыл бұрын

Oh god these bots

One of my teachers goes on Ancient Aliens pretty regularly. In summary, he’s insane. He just got fired and possibly arrested for doing illegal drugs with some seniors.

@hotdogseven9589

2 жыл бұрын

😟

@kociarzultimate384

2 жыл бұрын

Drugs and working on Ancient aliens. Everything fits together

@shikitohno47

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right

@thelifeofanintrovert1505

2 жыл бұрын

As opposed to getting arrested for doing legal drugs

@willf598

2 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

Funfact the platypus was once considered to be a cryptid they thought the person who managed to capture one just sewn different animals together

My aunt believes absolutely everything on ancient aliens, she watches like every episode🤦🏼‍♀️

@ninja-ginger1973

5 күн бұрын

Does she believe that prayer works, just wondering, have a good day

“He should be spending the last few years of his pitiful little life…” “Fucking hell James!” I like that George doesn’t let his friends be TOO mean to the people they’re making fun of, he doesn’t let them attack them on a personal level

@glarnboudin4462

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no, they deserve it.

Jack has no normal laugh if he is even slightly amused he laughs really hard and with his whole body

@Neil070

5 ай бұрын

That's how extraterrestrials laugh 😂

"Oh no, the Inkeedoo! it's eating me!" Spit out my water🤣

We reached 80k+ likes, give us pt.2 George lolol

George might as well drank whenever someone blinked. I'm sure he would be less intoxicated at that point.

8 minutes in and im already crying, This is gonna be good

@memeulousfan6602

2 жыл бұрын

4:20 (how ironic) and im regretting life already

It would be cool if we saw like an uncut version of the we watch series

Everyone recording : I’m going to get so drunk Memeulous : having to drink for all of the episodes 💀💀

Alternate title: George develops a drinking problem while him and the lads watch aliens

@Gloigolshpork

2 жыл бұрын

Ooh, better drink, he said alien!

@overaggressiveduck545

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gloigolshpork I I love w I YI I I

@overaggressiveduck545

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gloigolshpork Mmm r

@maxaltenkirch1022

2 жыл бұрын

Aliens? Don't you mean xenos, my Lord?

@s.k4713

Жыл бұрын

@@maxaltenkirch1022 the orks created humanity says ancient astronaut theorists

Video: *Shows a picture of a sky and solar deity.* Jack: FISH GOD

I love these videos because you can always tell when they begin to get drunk

george's laugh never fails to make me laugh lmao

“It’s pretty much all conspiracy” something an alien would say…

@D44RK_Iced_Yogs

2 жыл бұрын

Zathura better be next…

@jackkeane6

2 жыл бұрын

It must be aliens

@regular_joe1669

2 жыл бұрын

GASP!!!!?!!?!!!!!!!!

@sealessseadog2735

2 жыл бұрын

**gasp** aliens 👀 Jk i have no idea why would anyone think that

I was kinda expecting one of the episodes to be explaining why among us is real

@screenedat0m

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry they’re probably working on it LOL

@kay-412

2 жыл бұрын

wait among us isn’t real?

@sabaly7720

2 жыл бұрын

"In ancient cave paintings, we can see the words sussy baka carved into the walls "

@thederppika

2 жыл бұрын

@@kay-412 i thought it was

@rameen4330

2 жыл бұрын

it isn't?

I've watched this for more than 10 times I'm sure. We need part twooooo

Hearing everything in Ancient Aliens sounds like something straight out of Gwyneth Paltrow's goop.

You know they fucked up when even the dude who "found" the dinosaur stones confirmed they're fake like 5 years before the episode was made

1:04:43 the guy who "found" the stones actually went back later and admitted that he drew them.

@strongarm5137

2 жыл бұрын

That's alot of stones to draw ngl

@BlitzAMV

2 жыл бұрын

@@strongarm5137 lots of fucking time mate

@strongarm5137

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlitzAMV Fr like how lol

@ArtVandelayOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

Liar, prove it

@yourtimetraveleralara

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

just been watching video after video on autoplay and had to stop and look at how old this video is when i heard that james was going to be drinking lmao

I'm not even British but hearing George making jokes about British cities still made me laugh.

@xyleblack2545

8 ай бұрын

Do you know what his story with Birmingham is?

@th3_r4t_k1ng

5 ай бұрын

@@xyleblack2545 don't need one, its birmingham

An "Um Actually" moment here - Although there have been studies and research into teaching animals, especially primates, to communicate in a human langauge (mostly through sign) it is theorised that they cannot understand any "language" formally. What they can do replicate individual words and associate those words to actions and events, but that alone isn't enough to constitute language, for example they may know signing "apple please" will lead to them getting given an apple by their keeper, but that doesn't prove that they actually understand what "apple" or "please" mean individually, or that they formed a sentence from a bank of words rather than just mimicing or repeating what they have been shown. However it may be that in asking chimps to speak human language we are more or less asking fish to climb trees. Most animals are not capable of communicating using human languages, but it's not like humans are able to communicate in, or even identify, the animal equivalent(s) of "language" either. But the way that we learn and form language does set us apart from other animals. Whether or not it was gifted to us by ancient aliens is another matter!

@kt-ej3os

2 жыл бұрын

good to know

@sometimesitrollidiotsonthe1798

2 жыл бұрын

"what they can do replicate individual words and associate those words to action and event" Isn't that what us humans do? We associate differnet words with event or action and that's why people all over the world would use different word to describe the same thing, event or whatever.

@kataklysmus7460

2 жыл бұрын

@@sometimesitrollidiotsonthe1798 it might seem like it but the way we interpret things differs greatly. like you know how people talk about poodles being able to read? what they can actually do is learn to recognize the shapes of words and interpret them as a command. that might seem like reading, but if you were to show a poodle a verbal command that they already know for the first time in written form, they wouldn't be able to /actually/ read it and do it. they can't learn to correlate symbols and sounds the way we do. you can read a word even if you've never seen it in your life (and that especially applies to writing systems that are more consistent than english), but a poodle simply can't

@johndonnelly3862

2 жыл бұрын

Ok nerd

@eggs8021

2 жыл бұрын

I don't exactly remember so don't take it as fact but, I heard a story about a gorilla using sign language to refer to a thermos, but he didn't know what the word was so he said "metal cup drink" I've absolutely gotten details wrong but food for thought

Everyone says how George's friends are suffering, he has to watch it all, it's divided for the others

@weehoozy4454

2 жыл бұрын

He does it to himself to be fair

@eeyorehaferbock7870

4 ай бұрын

@@weehoozy4454the biggest masochist of them all.

This video has quickly become one of my comfort videos. I watch it multiple times a week.

pt 2 pls

I love that Jack and James make the same joke at 5:59 and 51:05

I watched this show when I was younger and some of the episodes had me dead convinced 😭

I actually took a class in my college called mystery in history and sometimes we would have to watch ancient aliens and also learn about Bigfoot and genies that class lasted one semester but still pretty good. the textbook was like one cent it was just about supernatural stuff

So close to 80k, can’t wait for part 2

As an American who has watched this show, it's single handedly the funniest and most enraging show ever.

Yes. Our ancestors DID see things they they tried to depict as Large monsters. The saw fossils of animals that had died millions of years before and tried to reassemble them with what knowledge they had of skeletons, not because they had seen living dinosaurs. Adrienne mayor has multiple books on this

@abithefallenhuman921

6 ай бұрын

That and many cultures used very stylised art to depict what the saw compared to other cultures of the time If you compare African cave art to Australian cave art of the same period, you'll see one leans heavy on symbolism and abstract shapes. Both tell us how the people of the time lived and what they believed, but both will also be seen by people with sports info degrees as equally realistic in how they depict their subject It gets even worse when people (like those seen on this show) claim hyroglyphics aren't a way to write, but actual depictions of events, such as the episode on the Dendera Light

This show is top notch entertainment, they start off with some genuinely interesting archaeological mystery, and then swerves into 'Some ancient aliens experts say...' and 'Could it be that...' 😂

i enjoy these videos you need to do more it actually feels like im watching it with you find more wacky tv shows and movies and make this a series

ancient Egyptians watching middle-aged men take their fairy tales seriously: 👁👄👁

0:44 "So if you want a part 2" Bro, your guests were clearly suffering

You should’ve taken a sip every time they contradict Bigfoot being less than 6 foot.

@eeyorehaferbock7870

4 ай бұрын

They didn’t say Bigfoot was less than 6 feet tall; they said the abominable snowman was. They do come from different regions of the world after all.

I like jack. I hope jack has a great Christmas. And that George guy

obsessed with Jack being so fed up he just believes there's aliens now

There's a great 3-hour documentary debunking a lot of this stuff right here on KZread. It's both really interesting and informative. AND it has great music.

@lumeingi

2 жыл бұрын

Do you remember the title? Or have a link to the video?

@thetechnocrat4979

2 жыл бұрын

I need the title or link of that documentary.

@EarthboundX

2 жыл бұрын

Is this it? kzread.info/dash/bejne/nG2rj8tun73XkbQ.html Wow, 9 years old, gotta have some old eps in there, is this show still on today?

@franzhopper7631

2 жыл бұрын

Is this it? kzread.info/dash/bejne/nG2rj8tun73XkbQ.html

@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585

Жыл бұрын

Yes

i don't like how quickly they both came up with the answer to which animal they'd mix with their dna😭

It's honestly kind of impressive how they can involve aliens with pretty much anything.

Can’t believe they’re doing the epic of Gilgamesh (the Sumerian tablets and Enkidu) like this. Genuinely a good read, pains me to see these madmen completely misinterpret it

@broadex9080

2 жыл бұрын

It's a story, it's supposed to be a tale.

@nicestpancake

2 жыл бұрын

Me and my friends are currently clowning on it's usage because what the fuck my dudes. Don't drag them into your fucking Bigfoot Evidence locker for the love of God, it's bad enough they've been turned into Anime

George, you watch hop and every time they say candy you gotta drink. that would be a top tier video

@sealessseadog2735

2 жыл бұрын

Pain.mp4

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

My mum loves this show! I'm defo playing that drinking game next time it's on🤣🤣

Pretty sure everything has helix-shaped DNA. Even the homeless elephants.

@TheIndieGamesNL

2 жыл бұрын

Every multicelled organism anyways

@eeyorehaferbock7870

4 ай бұрын

@@TheIndieGamesNLyes, but unicellular organisms have a loop of DNA. You know what also forms a loop? An ouroboros, aka a SNAKE eating its own tail! THAT CONFIRMS IT!

You HAVE to watch Finding Bigfoot after this, these guys been looking for bigfoot for over 10 years, and have obviously found nothing, but this show is the dumbest thing you will ever see. It's hilarious Also, here are some examples for "drink words": 'Squatch Encounter Howl Knocking

@chd72

2 жыл бұрын

That would be class

@LuDuLootYT

2 жыл бұрын

Great idea

@Meg_intheclouds

2 жыл бұрын

I love shows like that! It’s a guilty pleasure to watch people talking about stuff they genuinely believe and try and convince you of it even though I don’t believe it. Like watching conspiracy theories.

@quartertarget4820

2 жыл бұрын

They should watch like Monster Quest or Air Crash Investigation if we're going in the thread of 2000's tv shows. That'd be pretty pog

@aaronzaharias9110

2 жыл бұрын

Death count: 4

This has 80k likes. A part 2 is in order. 😌

12:14 "ITS IN THE GORILLAS!!" actually killed me off 🤣🤣

“Imagine your job being to research bullshit like shit that doesn’t exist” yeah I know that feeling I did a literature degree

@jimmydcriket4086

2 жыл бұрын

Oooh self burn those are rare

@ethanfrancis4527

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but the door was red, how could you deny that evidence

my favorite part about this series was that whenever they would claim something, they either had some random person there to validate themselves or they said 'Some people say'

That was the quickest 1 hour ever this is how reaction vids need to be like W vid😁

"IT'S IN THE GORILLAS!" has to be quote of the year