A British newspaper would be the perfect souvenir to buy for anyone on a trip to UK

@abzinhoo

Жыл бұрын

Oh

@hyperiushd5910

Жыл бұрын

@@abzinhoo Ayo was gud Johnny sins

@grrlanachronism6249

Жыл бұрын

especially if you get the one with the page of naked girls on it

@kieranwhitton3671

Жыл бұрын

Just not the sun

@tori-loo

Жыл бұрын

And if you went to Florida you couldn't not come back with a Florida man newspaper 😂

As a Romford lad I can tell you that a man threatening mass squirrel genocide is probably the most Romford thing I’ve ever heard

@matty__sharpe__

Жыл бұрын

i've seen you in a comment section for either Champaign supernova or don't look back in anger lol

@dawnlawy389

Жыл бұрын

And i am proud to call romford my home

@bumblebee924

Жыл бұрын

Can confirm as a fellow Romford resident that this is an average day in Romford

@yewest3105

Жыл бұрын

As a Romford man too this is the truth

@willward2324

Жыл бұрын

@@dawnlawy389 chadwel is better

If I had a nickel for every time Memeulous read an article about how someone killed a seagull over it eating chips, I'd have 2 nickels.

@helloagain.andagain.andagain

Жыл бұрын

which isnt a lot, but its weird that it happened twice

@lampylightbulb

Жыл бұрын

I loath seagulls so I honestly felt no pity for the little demons. Anything that eats the eyeballs out of live baby seals and constantly Steals food is dead to me. They're terrifying and irritating. Corvids are better

@Jacob-bn9th

Жыл бұрын

We used to throw scissors at seagulls during lunch break at school, they are the most annoying scavs you ever seen, ruining your lunch at least 2-3 times a year. I'm not for animal violence but seagulls are twats.

@arandomcommenter412

Жыл бұрын

It’s a shame they are illegal to kill hate in the states.

@aliciax5854

Жыл бұрын

@@arandomcommenter412 They’re illegal to kill in the UK as well, why is it a shame you can’t kill them? Ik they’re annoying but you shouldn’t kill them.

George : “booo KZread keep age restricting my videos” Also George : “this is an appropriate thumbnail”

@YesIlikebananasSo

Жыл бұрын

Watch him get away with it this time too 😂

This is why i love being british

@boomgraffiti6134

8 ай бұрын

Same here mate

George was really like "and with that bombshell, it's time to end"

I wish I could find happiness in something as simple as a overly large frozen chip. She’s doing something right.

I believe I, a Florida Man, would have the perfect vacation in the UK after seeing all of the silly little hijinks you guys get into over there

the "woke t-rex" line is hilarious because all the trans girls i know are OBSESSED with dinosaurs. but its also funny because the david attenborough film is based upon what we know so far about dinosaurs and it was applauded for its accuracy, with some exceptions. atill funny that they think dinosaurs doing mating dances is "woke".

@crazyscottishboi3822

Жыл бұрын

I think the article shown was about 'the last day of the dinosaurs' documentary and not 'prehistoric planet' but the point still stands that it's pretty funny that some people assume that when a T-rex is going about its life like a real animal, that it's automatically "woke"

@babyyoda9407

Жыл бұрын

@@crazyscottishboi3822 “””It’s not fluffy therefore it can’t be an animal””” - 🤓🤓🤓

@ImTheOfficialFox

Жыл бұрын

what?

@expiredmilk85

Жыл бұрын

@@ImTheOfficialFox don’t worry about it

@iLoafCallumKay

Жыл бұрын

Wait till they hear about peacocks...

Aren’t newborn baby skulls still very soft, as they need to harden after being born? I’m still very worried for that baby, even if it said she was alright

@_.CCelestia._

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s true. I took a forensic class and learned that newborn’s/babies’ skulls aren’t completely formed/bonded. There’s 6 separate plates of a newborn’s skull and there’s 2 soft spots on them that are really fragile. Im surprised that the baby was fine, hopefully she got checked after the incident. Got this from a site: “The spaces between the bones that remain open in babies and young children are called fontanelles. Sometimes, they are called soft spots. These spaces are a part of normal development. The cranial bones remain separate for about 12 to 18 months. They then grow together as part of normal growth. They stay connected throughout adulthood.” I was right, so that makes the incident really harmful to the baby, that man should be charged.

@monkeydust100

Жыл бұрын

Nah that baby had it coming.

@bandname

Жыл бұрын

@@monkeydust100 Aren't you edgy.

@emstink

Жыл бұрын

I mean if they said it's alright, it's alright. They said "punched" but I imagine this might be journalistic hyperbole. According to the article, the girl only had a red mark on her face so it was probably more of a jab or a slap than a full force punt across the room.

@meadowok

Жыл бұрын

@@monkeydust100 LOL

As a diabetic i would not be surprised at all if the henry hover incident is related to the off balance sugar levels as it causes the blood to literally turn to poison and you can imagine the mental and physical effects that will have on someone.

The reason the Police didn't investigate someone trying to break into your parents house but would investigate a man chewing a bus seat is the possibility of catching someone. If nobody saw the person trying to break into your parents house, the only CCTV footage would show probably multiple people walking around that area (or not show a persons face to a degree required to positively identify them) then it would be impossible to get a conviction. I mean what would you do? Start asking every person where they were at that time? DNA test the windows or door against every person in that city? Whereas some idiot caught full face view on CCTV doing property damage is much easier to find, and can be convicted.

@MadaraUchiha-yu5vg

Жыл бұрын

Facts. but the police wouldn't do anything anyway because they only harass innocent people when they aren't pretending to be busy. Not to mention the fact that George's dad would probably be facing 25 to life if he dared to defend his home and family in any capacity so I imagine he didn't want the Police looking too much into the whole thing anyway.

@esmeecampbell7396

Жыл бұрын

@@MadaraUchiha-yu5vg.... citation needed 🤡

As a northerner I love being British and seeing constant menace on the streets of Manchester and Burnley when I visit

As an Australian I am offended that you don’t know that emus are native to us. Australians are like, 40-60% English. Do you know how tough it is? Everyone time someone makes a English/British joke it splash damages us! Honestly, you need to get your priorities right. Also cool Lego roller coaster, my brother has the same one

@KS-jn5pv

Жыл бұрын

Realistically though, no one cares for Emu’s? They’re just big pigeons mate 😂😂

@Justabloke.

Жыл бұрын

@@KS-jn5pv I mean I’ve seen emus nearly choke on small rocks they ate, also they eat their own crap, so not very smart

@CartoDarko

Жыл бұрын

@@Justabloke. how is that a fair thing to say at all? pretty much all animals do shit like that, WE do shit like that

@CartoDarko

Жыл бұрын

@@KS-jn5pv also wrong emus are fucking awesome, so are pigeons

@curllum

Жыл бұрын

@@Justabloke. and yet, Australia still somehow lost a war against them

6:11am, hungover, delirious, happy for a new memeulous video

@Yournansaman

Жыл бұрын

This was made 58 minutes ago it’s not 6:11 am

@filly2299

Жыл бұрын

@@Yournansaman Timezones

@lindsay8081

Жыл бұрын

omg i forgot i commented this lmao

I wonder if it's the same guy who punched the baby in Tesco as the guy with a box of crunchy nut corn flakes and was just annoyed of having to go to Tesco at that time

3:44 why would anyone bring a 5 DAY OLD to Tesco 😭😭😭

@Log-On-Line

Жыл бұрын

what else will you do with it when you need to go to the shop?

As someone who has been in multiple British newspapers, starting in 2007, they certainly have done me bloody dirty.

@JotaroKujo-ip5wb

Жыл бұрын

What'd you do is my question

@livcraftmummy

Жыл бұрын

@@JotaroKujo-ip5wb ohh I was in this comp and I looked weird asf

@endymionredacted1304

Жыл бұрын

@@livcraftmummy were you the guy that ate the bus seat

@livcraftmummy

Жыл бұрын

@@endymionredacted1304 yep that’s me

@endymionredacted1304

Жыл бұрын

@@livcraftmummy legend

Hello bigman

@sircocoyes7451

Жыл бұрын

You mean small man

6:53 I knew that was real, because I heard it on the Ricky Gervais Show. An unexpected GeorgeM x Ricky Gervais crossover, but not an unwelcome one.

@pureunit4017

Жыл бұрын

What a show

The onion one reminds me of a time where I watched someone at primary school throw a banana half the school field at someone who was allergic to them on the head perfectly and he dropped having a fit, as harsh as it sounds it was hilarious

@maxscardanelli6185

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Simply_resharkable

Жыл бұрын

If they threw it half a field, they've earned that right tbh

Oh I love being British we are the most funny humans to ever exist big up Britain 🇬🇧

@dannylen8830

Жыл бұрын

@SYED RIPEJ Finally your dad has returned home with milk - oh wait its a paid actor

@user-zc4vn7qd7x

Жыл бұрын

you aren’t but ngl you guys are hilarious though

@MRCANZ00

Жыл бұрын

@@user-zc4vn7qd7x who is then?

@user-zc4vn7qd7x

Жыл бұрын

@@MRCANZ00 i don’t wanna say everyone’s equally funny cause i’d be lying, but there isn’t a specific group, it’s just a lot are but they’re definitely in the top 10 of funniest people

@user-zc4vn7qd7x

Жыл бұрын

@@MRCANZ00 and british dudes are in the top 10 also

Old memulous will never be topped

@greatestyoutuber

Жыл бұрын

tell that to your mum

@bludclart

Жыл бұрын

and when he fights joe weller hes gonna get dropped

@LawKuro

Жыл бұрын

@@bludclart when he fights joe weller hes gonna get mopped

@bludclart

Жыл бұрын

@@LawKuro now let's take a minute to talk about your mother

@LawKuro

Жыл бұрын

@@bludclart cos shes been shaggin your dad's brother

The weird thing with the first one is that I’m a vegetarian and I don’t try to push it on anyone at all, but I believe everyone should at least consider where their food is from rather than gleefully ignore it as many people do.

As a non- Brit I’m so confused but obsessed at the same time.

The Thames is murky because it's muddy, not because it's polluted. It's actually one of the cleanest urban rivers in the world.

always a good day when a george m video pops up

Some of these you can just imagine Ricky Gervais from Afterlife showing up to take the story behind these headlines and having to hear the insanity whilst trying not to kill everyone in the room.

george saying that cheesy chips and curry sauce is gross, is ironic coming from the man who likes fish cakes

The amount of people who get banned from Wetherspoons where I live is insane. Like well done you got banned from the cheapest pub out of the 10 in the town centre 👏🏻

@aliciax5854

Жыл бұрын

Right? 🤣

This is easily George’s funniest video

Really hopes he turns this into a series

Can’t wait for this to be age restricted

Love you George 👍👍👍👍

GeorgeM video what a perfect way to start the day

The burning wheelie bins has been going on for about 15 years in Scotland, everyone used to burn the blue recycling bins and stand over them and huff and get fucked up.

2:18 the correlation is that if you have a hypo (an episode of dangerously low blood sugar) it can send you into a trance where you do weird stuff and you don't realise what's going on, it's like you're really drunk but worse

the amount of times i rewinded to hear george say “squirrel”

Kay should go and see that massive chip, maybe take it on tour, I wonder if they cook cook it at binley mega chippy.. she could still keep it in the freezer. Maybe they should rename Maffs to Numberage.

@jinxx153

Жыл бұрын

this comment reads as a 40 year old trying to combine a bunch of "british" jokes and references together to appeal to young people, not working mate

@aliciax5854

Жыл бұрын

@@jinxx153 They we’re just making a joke, no need to rain on their parade.

British folk be giving Florida Man a run for his money.

@WestonNey

Жыл бұрын

@SYED RIPEJ no ya dim pickle slurper

This video had me rolling, the last one had me shocked

wonderfully cut at the end

Are we sure the man who chewed the bus seat isn't Simon Cowell???

@VelociraptorAnimations

6 ай бұрын

Don't think so. But the guy in that news article is actually in the comments.

that ending was brilliant

Hi George, its 2:50am here in canada. First time being early for one of your videos. The editing was good on this one. Edit: my god these new articles/incidents are so unhinged. What the actual fuck? I’ve never been to the UK but damn, its definitely more interesting there than here, for better or in this case, worse.

@lightning__mcqueen

Жыл бұрын

It’s not Europe it’s just the uk

@hogrider252

Жыл бұрын

bro ur in canada you have it easy. in australia, if you dont ride the crocodile, you become crocodile food.

@loopy9559

Жыл бұрын

@@hogrider252 where did crocs come into this

@_.CCelestia._

Жыл бұрын

@@lightning__mcqueen ok fixed it

@_.CCelestia._

Жыл бұрын

@@hogrider252 that’s fair, bit boring here lol but at least its safe

Love your vids

the seagull death at wetherspoons happened in my town lmao

@thatfudgeguy7618

Жыл бұрын

I don't live in the town but it's my local weatherspoons too

I know I’m six months late, but I’m really happy that George said, “serves her right” about the woman who parked in disabled spaces❤ coming from a disabled person, it really pisses me off when people do that❤

@Log-On-Line

Жыл бұрын

six months late and still doesnt understand what that story was about

@Alex__Buchan

Жыл бұрын

@@Log-On-Line lmao sorry just realised what it said 💀i was tired and i have adhd and dyslexia leave me alone LMFAOO

EPIC COMMENTARY KZreadR GEORGE MEMULOUS UPLOADS ANOTHER ELITE VIDEO

love u george

Keeping it up with the abrupt endings for viewing time I see.

the onion assault guy gave me vivid flashbacks to onions thrown at extreme speeds

LOVE IT!!!

absolutely bonkers

never thought i’d see my hometown on this. big up romford

the videos not having outros anymore always catch me off guard

The man who ate the bus seats looks like Simon Cowell

I remember hearing about the wheelie bin one!

eminem's been real quiet since tee garnett dropped this banger

Lad chips cheese n curry with salt n vinegar is a must try

Excellent video George! Voice reveal soon?

Casual British headlines.

This will be a funny video I can feel it

@ruxandraandreirautu5568

Жыл бұрын

I can feel it in my bones too

Yes the are insane Georgus

That diss track was 🔥🔥

I live near Otley Burger Company and they are goated, I remember when I got one of their menus through the post and it had some small print on it along the lines of “Princess Diane’s death wasn’t an accident”, also their food is really good

"I know all the drug crazes", lmao

that wetherspoons one is the local spoons😂

That thumbnail is wild bro

With that thumbnail, i've never clicked on anything so quick in my life xD

4:38 HELP IM LITERALLY EATING DRY COCO POPS RN LMAO

It hurt like hell george

we had a steam engine from a parade type thing crash into someone's house on the high street and end in their front room lmao that was a good newspaper headline

Chips with curry and cheese. I too thought it sounded gross, until I tried it.

5:52 that's one of the two Spoons in my home town (Gloucester) - I'm surprised it was that Spoons rather than the other one, but not surprised at the fact that someone from Gloucester has done that

British newspapers are national treasures

British Newspapers clearly only report the very best and very true news

Seagull had it coming..Dont fuck with my chips!!!!

4:41 Slough high street Tesco 🤣🤣🤣

6 drinks a day would be enough for me lol

the baby went kapow

That seagull and 5 day old baby was asking for it!

Nice mate

4:02 NO WAY IT'S BARRY, 63

Very insane

Ah, so that explains why we had so many burned down wheelie bins here in Manchester.

5:56 FOR ONE CHIP OMHG😂

The emus are trying to gain more land, we all know their to powerful

NAH NOT THE SOUND EFFECT AT 0:35

Yo, that Madeleine McCann bit is wildly outta pocket 😂

Nutty news

2:15 The geezer from deal or no deal on a madness

I used to live in the isle of man and for a while the big story there was about a man who jet skied from England to isle of man to see his girlfriend during lockdown. Lol

I mean, the lambs can hear him, they just don’t know what he’s saying lmao

Curry sauce on cheesy chips is standard practice

Baby needs to drop a diss track

@lailashepherd4829

Жыл бұрын

@SYED RIPEJ baby made it big damn, living their best life in India 🥰

The mum eating the hamster was in my town lol

6:20 as an Aberdeen resident, I can say that the amount of onion related crimes are through the roof. I can't take the bus to school without the fear of being mugged with an onion. someone please help me out of this godforsaken place.

honestly, an emu attacking in malmesbury is the most malmesbury thing ive ever heard xD the population there is 95% farmers

Honestly, those seagulls had it coming. Hopefully evolution kicks in, and all the seagulls that like stealing chips get selected out from the pool permanently