So when the Lunch Club steals things from KZreadrs, its called "quality content" but when I rob others it's considered a "major crime" and I have to "go to court"?

@senkuishigami845

4 жыл бұрын

This really be a bruh moment

@xblissfulleex

4 жыл бұрын

Would’ve been a quality comment without the bruh

@turtstudios7052

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly same

@couchpotatoe8077

4 жыл бұрын

Literally me

@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837

4 жыл бұрын

Because you don't have enough subs bro

Everyone: *stealing stuff* Schlatt: *busts a hole in the wall*

@haydenwiseman3056

4 жыл бұрын

@Phalanx then it would be entering, and what's wrong with that?

@6tango16

4 жыл бұрын

I was honestly surprised that they let them do that

@shizar998

4 жыл бұрын

@@6tango16 let them?

@mimiii_655

4 жыл бұрын

@Alex A notice how there was already a hole before he started doing it and also someone said "how did you punch this with your hand".

@justarandomclonetrooperwit8119

4 жыл бұрын

In other words Schlatt more like a boss Da fuck i be without my schlatt

I like how while backing up Michael instinctively reached for his taser in his pocked but misses and gets tased

@jamesmonorow574

2 жыл бұрын

I know right 😂

@Broadcast13-9

2 жыл бұрын

Michael always bring his backup taser

@jjd3hner544

2 жыл бұрын

Nice to see people are still watching lunch club

@blick_thegobbler138

2 жыл бұрын

I was the 1000th like

@apairofsteeltoedboots4729

9 ай бұрын

Tbh if I saw 4 men with tasers walking out of my closet saying in the most deadpan tone, “Michael reeves, we’ve come to tase you”. I would whiff the quick draw too

Charlie: **easily hops over fence** Ted: **trying as hard as possible to not fall off the roof** The others: **breaks fence while Charlie watches with pure confused terror**

@suspicouspig8683

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@earlysteven123

2 жыл бұрын

@@suspicouspig8683 14:00

@suspicouspig8683

2 жыл бұрын

@@earlysteven123 ty

I get the feeling Carson told Gus to “talk shit about him,” and they were like “Yeah, I got you fam.”

@simonghoul3602

4 жыл бұрын

Knowing Gus he probably wasn't doing it because he was told to do it

@42THINGS

4 жыл бұрын

I got you on camera

@bigdawg6734

4 жыл бұрын

Wow really

"You got $8700 on this bed, huh" "How did you count it that fast" Schlatt being a businessman as always

@friendlyghost8796

4 жыл бұрын

B U I S N E S S

@yesimnotcreative6312

4 жыл бұрын

Schlatt: m o n i

@hyrulemobian

4 жыл бұрын

yes I'm not creative *c a s h*

@Dyotson

4 жыл бұрын

Do I have to remember you that he has a Harvard degree?

@hyrulemobian

4 жыл бұрын

Maximiliano Militzer you know him, you know him

There’s something really funny about schlatt walking in with a nerf gun and with a New York accent going “hey! How ya doin buddy?!” And immediately robbing someone 💀

@asaknight321

Жыл бұрын

Yeah 😂

@apairofsteeltoedboots4729

9 ай бұрын

Average afternoon in Brooklyn

the lunch club had so much potential

@BigBoy-vp6lp

Жыл бұрын

gee i hope nothing bad happens to that group

@BlazyDayz

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but I'm pretty sure they're gonna comeback when the covid is over over! 😃😭😃

@shut1823

Жыл бұрын

@@BlazyDayz Hmmm will that even happen? I dont think so

@Ollum

Жыл бұрын

@@BlazyDayz surely

@coolkcroyale

Жыл бұрын

@@BlazyDayz hahah so who’s gonna tell ‘em?

Plot Twist: The footage is reversed and Lunch Club is generously gifting various KZreadrs, how wholesome.

@yeah2152

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, I loved when my parents threw $8,700 dollars on my bed after blazing me to hell with nerf guns. And also when they gave me an already full diary of my entire life. Good times.

@tactic4795

3 жыл бұрын

yeah ! It joke

@kermitthefrog4272

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah...

@jgprickett

3 жыл бұрын

10:10

@butterdog2048

3 жыл бұрын

They even repaired that wall. How nice.

Carson: "we are robbing you." Captain sparkles: "so anyways i started showing them my house."

@Weird04Life

4 жыл бұрын

Basically

@plazmasoul

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan is so polite I love him

@thiccburger290

4 жыл бұрын

It turned into a really nice house tour. I love Jordan, man.

@mistamemewide

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan is actually really polite.

@simon3303

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/fX5q1ZWfpLPYm7g.html

12:36 when jshlatt doesn’t even crouch he just walks in bro XDDD

@cupman9821

2 жыл бұрын

he really said "bitch im invisible you can't see me"

They were so kind to the captain, nobody can be rude to such a legend.

"8700 dollars on this bed, huh?" "how'd you even count it that fast?!?" scarra you fool. schlatt doesn't need to count the cash. he can just tell. it's part of being such a talented businessman

@slig4656

4 жыл бұрын

He can weigh money with his eyes

@macronusptilosus

4 жыл бұрын

Skungus i- love that

@snottyboy9983

4 жыл бұрын

A skill that can only be learned at Harvard (because he went there).

@whyte9677

4 жыл бұрын

Olivia I Love your profile picture

@dominicmiller218

4 жыл бұрын

Owen Foss did he actually go to Harvard or is that just a joke?

Pokimane: “what about Carson?” Carson’s ass cheeks: “hi”

@Calibree

4 жыл бұрын

whole room went shaking like a fucking earthquake

@Noelle-ud8ny

4 жыл бұрын

His dumpy

@Damnnthatscrazy

4 жыл бұрын

The sound of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.

@lukasyee2296

4 жыл бұрын

Calibre atsuko kagari best girl

@Calibree

4 жыл бұрын

@@lukasyee2296 hell yeah shes best girl

Michael keeps that mf thang on him. Note how at 10:11, he taps his back pocket to make sure that he has his weapon. Call it a quick inventory search. At 10:13 when the attack commences, he attempts to equip his taser, but is unable to, as the enemy overwhelms him. Finally, at 10:19, during an ever so brief moment of peace, Michael finally equips his taser and launches his counter attack on the perpetrators. In conclusion, I have no life.

@E_xtinctPower

Жыл бұрын

based opinion, sadly L + ratio

@Blooker01

Жыл бұрын

@@E_xtinctPower lmao you tried it!

@E_xtinctPower

Жыл бұрын

@@Blooker01 thank you, sir

@James_Randal

Жыл бұрын

@@E_xtinctPower lmao you tried it!

Lunch club was fun while it lasted

-“That’s for my mom’s operation!” -“Your mother’s operation? Well... _Hope you have some for yours.”_

@noah9373

4 жыл бұрын

Carazy123 *top ten one-liners of all time*

@theradicalraspberry6460

4 жыл бұрын

“What kind of operation is your mother running?”

@bobbylmfaohi2946

4 жыл бұрын

Said moments before death

@xlucyfer

4 жыл бұрын

Carazy123 what if his mom actually needed an operation

@theradicalraspberry6460

4 жыл бұрын

SndFX2 then we’ll just have to hope he has some for his.

They're taking everyone's lunch money.

@demosthenesva

4 жыл бұрын

Brian Torres did you just referenced the God forsaken KZread channel known as Cinema Sins

@RoonistProphet

4 жыл бұрын

Seinfeld credits here

@dr.redacted7735

4 жыл бұрын

Well, they are the lunch club, how else do you think they eat and fund their podcasts X3

@blackshirts_and_breads

4 жыл бұрын

Dead_Ins!de 04 D E U S E X M A C H I N A

imagine what this channel could have been if the carson drama didnt happen

@kaarelpart9311

Жыл бұрын

It would be heaven

@asaknight321

Жыл бұрын

Ikr? A KZread Renaissance it would have been. Atleast people like schlatt Ted and even slime hangout still

@eliiNya

7 ай бұрын

i miss him :(

the only issue with this video is that every time i rewatch it now having listened to the podcast episode they talked about it on, i notice the gate slam onto charlie's foot every time and i feel that intense sudden pain with him.

@theothatgaymf

6 ай бұрын

Is it the chuckle sandwich podcast?? What episode?

@myfriendkirby

6 ай бұрын

@@theothatgaymf not the chuckle sandwich pod, but the lunch club pod

Poki: "what about Carson?" Carson: *THUD*

@cas6174

4 жыл бұрын

the whole fucking room just SHOOK with the vibrations of carson thicc, meaty ass hitting the floor at such a velocity

@barbecuesauceonmytitties780

4 жыл бұрын

@@cas6174 IM CRYING🧿👄🧿💀💀💀

@cas6174

4 жыл бұрын

OBUNGA don’t do that that’s gross

@barbecuesauceonmytitties780

4 жыл бұрын

@@cas6174 Lmao🧿👄🧿

@dakillerpyro_

4 жыл бұрын

Dr. Hummbox CARSON

Carson looks so unnatural entering a girls bedroom.

@hades8400

4 жыл бұрын

He stood at the doorway for a second as if to say "I am here."

@pyrrehraus6571

4 жыл бұрын

@@hades8400 "It is I. I. I am Carson. Carson King. I am present"

@ashishere771

4 жыл бұрын

@@pyrrehraus6571 son of king car

@angryman...

4 жыл бұрын

He never looks natural

@onerobloxedboi6954

4 жыл бұрын

Like when you open the door to an animatronic from FNAF

16:32 the fact that Charlie just comes in with a toaster

Schlatt:Literally breaking the wall on the first try Everybody else: not being able to Ted: on the second try 17:04

@jakeer1554

Жыл бұрын

It wasn’t the first try tho

Captain Sparklez: you are the son of a car Carson: Jschlatt: *demonic wheezing*

@billy8390

4 жыл бұрын

I like you're profile picture

@adityaagrawal5385

4 жыл бұрын

Time stamp

@Livjk22

4 жыл бұрын

@@adityaagrawal5385 5:52

@bungus_chungus1401

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. He is

@yes-fb7rf

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

CaptainSparkles was only so calm during his robbery was because he knew he could take any of them out at any second.

@salamisami5161

3 жыл бұрын

GSO Panda lol so true tho

@k90sas-choppu46

3 жыл бұрын

also he's so rich that anything they would steal wouldn't make a dent in his wallet

@TsdsxSansTSSunStone

3 жыл бұрын

He could flex and his shirt would disintegrate into ashes.

@codyjordan8722

3 жыл бұрын

And after standing over the bloody heap that was once lunch club he could have spat upon them and uttered the ultimate curse "pickleboy"

@kyleighroberts3158

3 жыл бұрын

GSO Panda he knew he could replace it in like 3 hours

12:30 ngl that was a cool ass one-liner

Seeing schlatt without a beard is... strange

“You yourself are the son of a car” Schlatt: WHEEZE

@plateofspaghetti5029

4 жыл бұрын

Wha? XD

@paincreatesfame

4 жыл бұрын

5:56

@LsdValAcc

3 жыл бұрын

agree

@carsonmccrary3798

3 жыл бұрын

I hate that joke

@carsonmccrary3798

3 жыл бұрын

It is the most overused joke I hear about my name

"That's for my mom's operation" _"Hope you have some for yours"_

@xlucyfer

4 жыл бұрын

What if his mom actually had to get an operation

@gamecarnival2024

4 жыл бұрын

@@xlucyfer oh well

@halfofgrim

4 жыл бұрын

@@xlucyfer Well the statement still stands

@infernia4336

4 жыл бұрын

the most badass one liner

@hoff4301

4 жыл бұрын

Schlat is a beast

Schlatt used to give off Comical Henchman vibes now he gives off Intimidating Mob Boss vibes

Michel having a tazer with him: perfectly normal.

Schlatt: "Your mother's operation?" Scarra: "yes" Schlatt "welp... hope you have some for yours" *Unloads*

@nelson_abe.08

4 жыл бұрын

I was cracking up at that part XD

@paulplaysstuff6696

4 жыл бұрын

He's too good

@gravypanic9922

4 жыл бұрын

I swear Schlatt could be a Bond villain

@marc_sed

4 жыл бұрын

Bro i'm literally crying lmfao

@leeroyjenkns5182

4 жыл бұрын

Schlatt is literally a real life cartoon villain

I love how the only person who tried to fight back was Michael Reeves.

@_Cursed_Queen_

4 жыл бұрын

APEX Shamwow you can’t tase the taser without getting tased yourself

@solargaruda

4 жыл бұрын

Then again you have to fight back against four people trying to tase you

@paulpilapil4024

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but the prize is more test subjects for him so he might’ve won

@Swoops-tb4ip

4 жыл бұрын

he always carries a spare taser

@ryleybrooks73

4 жыл бұрын

That wasn’t actually scripted

Jschlatt just casually walking into pokemons room is hilarious.

Legend says that The Mob haven't gotten there stuff back to this day

Carson opens Poki's door "The Demon"

@zucc3446

4 жыл бұрын

*minecraft cave sound*

@anon-ud9mq

4 жыл бұрын

what you look like when you go into your parent's bedroom cause you had a nightmare

@LMC_Jarred

4 жыл бұрын

The *Moyai*

@justadumb8864

3 жыл бұрын

Wuh oh, this aged poorly

@applesolider

3 жыл бұрын

@@justadumb8864 what do you mean

We just not gonna talk about how they ruined The Mobs whole house lmao

@blueraspberry6741

4 жыл бұрын

They literally put holes in the wall.

@CameronL211

4 жыл бұрын

@@blueraspberry6741 and broke the fence

@austin0172

4 жыл бұрын

Cameron Lhamon and stole the majority of what they own

@brianless103

4 жыл бұрын

Robbery

@nihilist3896

4 жыл бұрын

No

So funny how in the foreseeable future what charlie was holding there could have built him a business empire 4:15

Lunch Club could’ve been one of the best things to happen to KZread 😢 In an alternate timeline

This really made me think, aren't robberies technically just violent house tours

@blakethegreat3093

4 жыл бұрын

ballin Stalin robbers are house designers. They are apart of the minimalist trend. So they take what you wanted not needed. Also, they may leave the house a little dirtier compared to when they first enter. The reason is, when they leave, you can really feel the space around you when you fix it up your self. See, they want you to get connected with your belongings, better yet, the lack of belongings. Robbers make you connect with the stuff left over so you can cherish them.i mean, lunch club are heros, what can I say.

@oddacity5883

4 жыл бұрын

Blake the great 1234 I hate how much this makes sense

@stickylungs

4 жыл бұрын

You aren’t funny

@salmoneysca

4 жыл бұрын

@@stickylungs that's hurtful but probably accurate

@andrive

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

I love how everybody is sneaking and then Schlatt just walks in with his absolute alpha-male power walk

@ArcticArmy

4 жыл бұрын

the s c h l a t t w a l k

@laurenlizzbeth

4 жыл бұрын

the schlatt walk can not be contained. more powerful than even Big Lion himself.

@oongaboonga8877

4 жыл бұрын

He is the tank of the group

@senkuishigami845

4 жыл бұрын

Hes a stand user

@ethanm8756

4 жыл бұрын

Zachary Kira oh? A fellow JoJo fan?

here after tom simons litteraly just yanked this video

@nashobanashoba9031

2 жыл бұрын

Pfttt I thought I was the only one to see a great resemblance between the two videos

It’s so hilarious how chill captainsparklez is about getting robbed

I feel like the black guy being the only person to notice anything wrong was an intentional joke

@Rabbotic

4 жыл бұрын

Joke?

@yodanobunga9238

4 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling the whole mob were told that it was a bit except for him

@corey9014

4 жыл бұрын

@@yodanobunga9238 what bit?

@amirj4956

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, Ava's just the only smart one in the group

@andrive

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Schlatt with his eyes covered by a hat is menacing.

@rida9639

4 жыл бұрын

ゴゴゴゴ "Yare yare" *Menacing*

@rayf-20

4 жыл бұрын

he looks like a teenage roadman from the uk

@Rileylego-fq6wc

4 жыл бұрын

Schlatt is scary

@hyunhoe

4 жыл бұрын

he've always been menacing wdym

@Ixe2077

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like Jotaro but acts like a 1980's NYC mobster, and I'm all for it!

10:08 “The closet. You opened it. We came.”

After listening to chuckle sandwich and then finding out Charlie was a (or still is) parkour enthusiast makes the fact he jumped the fence easily make sense. And I feel special knowing that fact (:

“Michael Reeves we’ve come to tase you.” Michael : * UNO reverse card *

@colinlinvill1310

4 жыл бұрын

Of course Michael just carries a taser with him wherever he goes

@slimaa2261

4 жыл бұрын

Colin Linvill it’s to torture the members of offlinetv wherever he goes

@vivi-ok4lk

4 жыл бұрын

I'm your 420th like

@onenerdygremlin

4 жыл бұрын

Michael is a Hunan tazer at this point

@yes-fb7rf

4 жыл бұрын

yes

Schlatt walking into Poki’s room like an Oblivion NPC

@xeno8801

4 жыл бұрын

He went in with absolutely zero fucks. A plug walk like that just constantly radiates big ball energy

@tommorows_sun

4 жыл бұрын

@@xeno8801 it's bc shlatt is a Chad

@katyamerrick9130

4 жыл бұрын

What time mark??

@porraambulante

4 жыл бұрын

@@katyamerrick9130 12:35

@deadron6170

4 жыл бұрын

1334 likes

i love how the just casually went up to captain sparklez and said "we're gonna rob you" and he just accepted it

Gosh I miss this group so much before. I wish they would get back together. Even after everything that happened

“Michael Reeves, we’ve come to tase you.” -Ted’s last words

@mangaprofilepicture5820

4 жыл бұрын

R.I.P ted so sad cause of death: taser ig

@ohlordy4567

4 жыл бұрын

Split down the middle I salute you for your Monty Python reference

@Dy1an.k

4 жыл бұрын

Never challenge michael reeves to a taser match

@StillNightss

4 жыл бұрын

Michael on the ground and pulling out a taser is like a Jedi calling back their lightsaber good for them but not good for opposition

@StillNightss

4 жыл бұрын

Jovan Popović ah yes that time

How to steal like Jshlatt -Walk in -Take something -walk out -dont let them ask questions

@yappledapple2293

4 жыл бұрын

Also threaten and then shoot them

@fellow4349

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yes.

@blobvisfan666

4 жыл бұрын

Important notice: if the Schlatt Walk is not pulled off succesfully, chances of the operation going the desirable way shall be much less.

No one: Michael when he's had enough of being tased: I HAVE A TASER TOO BI- *cuphead battle music starts playing*

I am scared because Ted and schlatt seem weirdly experienced with this

Carson: "this is a robbery" Sparkles: "ok come on in, take your shoes off please and thanks :)"

@GabrielShitposting

4 жыл бұрын

that's how to avoid getting shanked, it's big brain move

@teeges

4 жыл бұрын

nice guy jordan

@captainbruno8273

4 жыл бұрын

@@teeges jardon

@turbochicken8420

4 жыл бұрын

**steals KZread channel**

@gabewilliams380

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't get many guests

Carson: "Uh Hey Were Here To Rob You" Sparklez: "Oh Cool! Do you mind taking your shoes off first?"

@milkweechris8181

4 жыл бұрын

That’s weirdly wholesome

@Corey_Tenderson

4 жыл бұрын

“Let’s rob this bitch!”

@Disanem

4 жыл бұрын

hes so chill. and giving a tour to everyone.

@braydenhill4033

4 жыл бұрын

So here’s all my expensive things And the computers that my channel relies on

@vaarka7534

4 жыл бұрын

Dude his house was so nice

I love how sparkles was doing a house tour while being "robbed"

Carson's legs have a hard time supporting his powerhouse of a neck

It took half of lunch club to take down Michael reeves, what a horrifying man

@kellenold1358

4 жыл бұрын

they couldnt even stop him once he pulled out one of his twelve defense tasers. truly terrifying.

@chistosquisto9079

4 жыл бұрын

He’s a fucking eldritch scholar

@bloodreaper4515

4 жыл бұрын

I fucking died when micheal reeves whipped out his taser

@timmychow6283

4 жыл бұрын

Truly a fascinating specimen to behold

@fridgeboy4418

4 жыл бұрын

I instantly died when he pulled one out

i love how they were genuinely respectful in Jordan’s house because it’s a literal mansion

@jakethejake1772

4 жыл бұрын

no one else asked them to take their shoes off, so of course they realized it was a civilized home

@mistamemewide

4 жыл бұрын

They’re criminals. Not monsters.

Carson: Were robbing you Jordan: yeah go ahead, I can just rebuy everything.

Back again after Innit blatantly ripped this video

@ballsmeat_

2 жыл бұрын

ong

@Chris-mr9xc

2 жыл бұрын

Oh No, As iF tHeY weRe AlL nOt fRieNd.

They didn't even get anything from michael, just engaged in combat

@user-ph7kq2lp4v

3 жыл бұрын

If they stayed longer, they might suffer from Michael's tasers and guns.

@ry4nmaster

3 жыл бұрын

"Never should have come here!"

@thewatcherinthecloud

3 жыл бұрын

9:46

@gmsimon

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't one of them take Michael's shirt and wears it on stream?

@novajester2390

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ph7kq2lp4v or Tazer guns

this feels like watching someone’s high school final film project

@dorbacal

4 жыл бұрын

lunch club babyyyy

@uselesst3xt359

4 жыл бұрын

And I love it.

@xlucyfer

4 жыл бұрын

It's Charlie's film he is gonna submit for his school projects

@cruciant

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

Jschlatt is like the textbook definition of American Charisma it's actually amazing

I miss this

Schlatt saying "Hope you have some for yours." genuinely made me feel like I was watching a movie...

@Sethoo4872

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking in the comments for this. Thank you

4:16 after accidentally opening a door to heaven seeing the pearly gates and all they had to offer ted is distraught that the paradise waiting after death is nothing but dissapointment and in this moment of realization ted can only scream "there is nothing" to us all we saw was a blinding light that almost completely enveloped Teds body once the ethereal door shut ted was left in the empty room his mortal mind being blown by what he had just saw convinces himself that the nothing he saw is the empty room he currently stands in forgetting the dissapointment that waits after all of our deaths

I love how Ted and Schlatt actually look like they could be robbers

@neilfromtwt4733

4 жыл бұрын

you didnt see how schlatt walked into pokis room casually

@straightfromdema

4 жыл бұрын

ItzTyTy it aint his first rodeo if ya know what i mean

If carson hadn’t fallen every 7 minutes they would have gotten away with it

@MediaMonsterJ

4 жыл бұрын

There are some negatives to having all that junk in your trunk

@livispuzzled

4 жыл бұрын

he’s too thicc

@blagelaglaze5776

4 жыл бұрын

He’s got a big dumpy

@MediaMonsterJ

4 жыл бұрын

@@livispuzzled no such thing

@LordPopoOG

4 жыл бұрын

He wanted to go loud and not stealth

3:52 Oh if only you knew Ted... if only you knew...

The amount of times Carson tripped in this video has to be giving him back pain lmao

Michael Reeves getting tased by 4 guys then pulling out his own taser is like entering the impossible phase 2 of a boss fight

@shad5812

4 жыл бұрын

which made the cuphead music fit perfectly

@jamesraven6766

4 жыл бұрын

@@shad5812 I would have gone with Giornos theme.

@mistamemewide

4 жыл бұрын

James Raven I agree with him, Floral Fury is basically Michael Reeves’s theme song

@CorporalCrownie

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the abyse watcher from darksouls 3

@birdie6359

4 жыл бұрын

Cooper, Charlie, Ted, and Noah were no match for that taser-wielding fiend

I feel like the line "It's just toilet paper" aged well in the past month.

@shashumgabts-bitetheskin3722

4 жыл бұрын

Init

@isaacmartinez6020

4 жыл бұрын

True

@BigBad21

4 жыл бұрын

It took 2 seconds to find this

@gamerbrybry8033

4 жыл бұрын

Bet they feel like idiots now

@animefangamer819

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

I miss the good old days of lunch club

@squidfeet7278

Жыл бұрын

me too :)

I love how genuinely confused guss looks

“Michael Reeves we’ve come to tase you.” That’s one way to do it.

@zynischekartoffel3779

4 жыл бұрын

He likes it

@imjustlookingformywatch

4 жыл бұрын

He clearly likes it.

@FailBanana98

4 жыл бұрын

I expected him to have like at least a hundred counter measures

@14beersatchilis99

4 жыл бұрын

When they said that I thought of star wars

@rffrice

4 жыл бұрын

Derek Maki it just makes him more powerful

the way schlatt walks and talks while robbing scarra makes him seem like a mafia member

@Rileylego-fq6wc

4 жыл бұрын

Has that NY accent and everything

@Y.o.w.t.f

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously though

@saulmedina8406

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rileylego-fq6wc ikr 😱

@Jmotist

4 жыл бұрын

He's a natural.

@ryan-rv1gn

4 жыл бұрын

He is

10:54 just Schlatt being part of the mafia

Poki : what about carson Carson : got slipped

10:13 "Small Filipino child gets attacked by American tourists and fights back", 1989 colorized

@aravindkandarpa7472

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh the Americans actually imperialised the phillipines in like 1880 tho so just change the date and it becomes historically accurate

@fugitivelemon1144

4 жыл бұрын

r/wooosh

@Cloutboi2official

4 жыл бұрын

666th like bruh

@3ianzo

4 жыл бұрын

@@fugitivelemon1144 it's not...

@fugitivelemon1144

4 жыл бұрын

3ronzo it is

the mobs backyard fence was no match for 4 very strong men

@plopo-xn5eb

4 жыл бұрын

Are u gay yumi

@hayden1359

4 жыл бұрын

Yumi you main recruit x

@Heuuntheuur

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine what 10 big men could do that fence

@PilotGSPL

4 жыл бұрын

Yumi how much did they pay you to say that?

@birdie6359

4 жыл бұрын

Yumi More like 4 very BIG men

14:47 ahhh I need a medic bag

13:15 Payday stealth be like

Pokimane: “I still see some brushes it’s fine!” *meanwhile* The boys downstairs *taser fight*

@Dragons18

3 жыл бұрын

They are still upstairs

@tycewatson1276

3 жыл бұрын

Imo. Best part of video

@blixx3272

3 жыл бұрын

"girls bathroom:" "boys bathroom:" are good replacements for the places

@grandautizmo1436

3 жыл бұрын

ILiekPoop michael reeves doesn’t have pillow fights he has tazer fights

@bisexualboi3

3 жыл бұрын

I find it amazing that michael just has a taser in his back pocket

Robbing everyone and anyone: boohoo don't take my money Robbing Michael reeves: *so you've come to tango with the Rango?*

@thepotatolord1679

3 жыл бұрын

Easily the most dangerous person they robbed and yet they only stealthed through poki's room

@aubergineman7654

3 жыл бұрын

I only do loud heist on pokimane room just to here razermind

@haxavage156

3 жыл бұрын

They appeared and Michaels just like “oh your approaching me?”

@engineergaming5004

3 жыл бұрын

He is the king of tazers doe

@M1Autistic

3 жыл бұрын

i just imagine theres like 5 robbers in his room middle of the night and he just says "so you've come to tango with the Rango?" the robbers look at eachother confused like "wtf?" and then he just pulls out a fucking taser gun (semi-auto gun that literally shoots active tasers) then michael says "well then... PREPARE FOR DOMINATION!!!!!" and its fucking hilarious

This is best MTV cribs episode ever

this just makes me sad i miss lunch club :(

ted looks like it wasnt the first time he robbed someone, and travis looked like a stuffed animal. schlatt with his hat down looks like a war criminal. slime overloaded his moms credit card on vbucks and needs to pay it back before she notices. carson escaped containment and is hunting for vengence. noah is just there.

@NimbusNarcolepsy

4 жыл бұрын

Carson is an SCP

@iTzOmGxD

4 жыл бұрын

meanwhile cooper just vibing

@generalizedkyle

4 жыл бұрын

Ted is definitely experienced at this. He is too chaotic to be a law abiding citizen.

@canadianbluepants9446

4 жыл бұрын

i feel like noah and schlatt are a war crime duo

@SaltedFishEqualToHeaven

4 жыл бұрын

noah is a person that exists

Pokimane : *Breaks Carson's Heart* Carson : "So you like being robbed now"

@confusedbakugo1373

4 жыл бұрын

YOU STOLE MY HEART POKIMANE, PAY THE FINE

@litteralyjustsam5262

4 жыл бұрын

yeah

@bushcalanetwork

4 жыл бұрын

Pokimane"s floor breaks Carson's back

@ezzyth8824

4 жыл бұрын

Shot trough the heart, and you're to blame Your property is now in my name.

@peethoven4807

4 жыл бұрын

@@bushcalanetwork More like Carson breaks Pokimane's floor

This is still one of my favorite videos on this platform

I love how chill captain sparkles was about being robbed

I think Jschlatt bursting in to Scarra's room with the "Hey, Scarra! how you doin' buddy?" Is the most intimidated I've been of that man.

@primitivecereal

4 жыл бұрын

a harvard graduate is intimidating

@komashyy5747

4 жыл бұрын

he's a frightening man

@flooferfox2407

4 жыл бұрын

You should add him in smash

@whoalor7316

4 жыл бұрын

Not him making a hole in the mob's wall with a crutch?

@komashyy5747

4 жыл бұрын

@@whoalor7316 that only heightens the fear

yall could've literally just swept jordan up off his feet and stolen him

@goodjobeli

4 жыл бұрын

short king mama ay

@urmumgay2314

4 жыл бұрын

thats hot

@TheSonicBros1

4 жыл бұрын

Ur mum Gay idk man seems pretty gay to me

@urmumgay2314

4 жыл бұрын

The Sonic Bros oh my bad bro forgot to say no homo

If only they knew how much that toilet paper would be worth in a few months.

13:08 as carson enters, tts says "the demon azrael"

Pokimane: *breaks Carson’s heart* Carson: *breaks into Pokimane’s house*

@jestudios1998

4 жыл бұрын

Katerino for the win

@peak9579

4 жыл бұрын

Revenge

@biglickn2951

4 жыл бұрын

Domination

@bonzodachimp6897

4 жыл бұрын

Its just the plot of Cr1tikal’s music video

@klevmeister1g

4 жыл бұрын

"Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

Schlatt and Noah just storming in Scarra's room is like a scene from a Mafia movie. Also Everyone just stealing from Poki's room is too funny.

@mistamemewide

4 жыл бұрын

And the most Intimidating thing about that scene is The One Winged Angel playing in the background

@cheesemas7770

4 жыл бұрын

bru travis stealing from pokies bathroom was hilarious he's such a big guy but so elegant

@angsty_butter6858

4 жыл бұрын

Jchlatt but ok

@disconnected2541

4 жыл бұрын

I like how everyone is super sneaky robbing poki then theres schlatt and Carson just casually strolling in

@darrenhutcheon9323

4 жыл бұрын

bout to end this man's whole career what?