“Do not eat your children” Lily: *casually cuts child in half*

@sugarqbs

3 жыл бұрын

Kronos is an inspiration to us all

@ploopy45

3 жыл бұрын

Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV

@Dina-lh9lk

3 жыл бұрын

Let's consider parallel universe exist, if there are infinite of them, there's a universe where vegetable or fruit Lily cuts a human in half and ate it

@noahlol14spinach95

3 жыл бұрын

@@ploopy45 Okay, what does that have to do with this video specificall ?? Just because it's otv?

@mellowjammin

3 жыл бұрын

“Do not shake children”

Michael and Lily went full married couple, he woke up complaining while wearing a dad Tank top and she was squinting and mumbling like a sleepless mom

@unbearablemakes

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@jaredlewis3001

3 жыл бұрын

Toast is like that one werid guy with no pillow

@cesgutierrez5828

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaredlewis3001 lmao. I actually sleep with no pillows.

@yourlocalflowerbush4002

3 жыл бұрын

@@cesgutierrez5828 HOW

@cesgutierrez5828

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourlocalflowerbush4002 idk. I just don’t like my head elevated. If I would though, I’ll put a small pillow on my nape and sleep like that, it’s relaxing.

“I trust Toast.” *famous last words*

@cherylfarleyhull6619

3 жыл бұрын

Omg looooool

@cherylfarleyhull6619

3 жыл бұрын

Just saw that part lol

@user-kx8pu6ys5i

2 жыл бұрын

12:30

Toast sleeps with no pillow, has nothing on his walls, and is using a metal foldout chair for decoration 💀💀

@aldorolandtandy8086

3 жыл бұрын

He's a simple man

@Byerly2k20

3 жыл бұрын

I could never sleep with no pillow XD

@tepacety7602

3 жыл бұрын

women hate how little it takes for us to be happy -Asad

@melanisticmandalorian8909

3 жыл бұрын

Toast was born and grew up in a chinese prison camp.

@ryraisin3280

3 жыл бұрын

Whats wrong with dat?

Bruh michael and lily already look like they have been married for 5 years in that morning shot

@juliangonzalez9744

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO Why is that true 😭

@Dibo434

3 жыл бұрын

a true filipino

@Boo27340

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@ioneiroi8350

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@minerliton2481

3 жыл бұрын

Haha so true

I don't know what's funnier, Toast comparing his phallic foods or John being able to stand menacingly the whole entire vid.

@quaintvz

3 жыл бұрын

John was impressive

@jacky-brawlstars823

3 жыл бұрын

Both, Both are funny

@Letsplaymoron

3 жыл бұрын

@@quaintvz *impassive

@Kenzie776

3 жыл бұрын

@@Letsplaymoron no I'm pretty sure they actually meant impressive

@stalkingo4850

3 жыл бұрын

Gaviandra Setianto impsif* (im memeing)

I died at, "I don't know this eggplant!" It sounded so much like if he was a parent saying, "I don't know this child!"

@catgame9177

2 жыл бұрын

i honestly believe him, he sounded so genuine

lmao "you shot her mustache off!" has the same energy as "you punched the highlights out of her hair!"

@starry_ser

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a Scott Pilgrim Vs The World reference there-

@hayde9911

3 жыл бұрын

@@starry_ser it was😭

@starry_ser

3 жыл бұрын

@@hayde9911 yesssssss

@rilken2326

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@rob6082

3 жыл бұрын

You sir, have won my like

Can we just talk about how good of an idea hiring Brodin was? Like he’s a literal god every video

@nabs5239

3 жыл бұрын

exactlyyy

@mtfkerrrrrr4994

3 жыл бұрын

nope, this video is the beginning of the worst. he running out of content and start poor editing. fake emotion got in this vid . :P

@maydorablee

3 жыл бұрын

@@mtfkerrrrrr4994 homie what?

@unavela

3 жыл бұрын

@@mtfkerrrrrr4994 what makes you think that?

@gopertii6090

3 жыл бұрын

They can’t fire Brodin since they are afraid of him

Toast: “I’ve never met these eggplants in my life.”

@Miiias

3 жыл бұрын

Seems like what a certain Hungarian politician would say oo

@benjaminshields9421

3 жыл бұрын

@@Miiias or an American one

@louie9355

3 жыл бұрын

me when i see my gf in corn hub

@loafity4244

3 жыл бұрын

@@louie9355 Wait hol’ up..

@chungoeternal6848

3 жыл бұрын

I've never seen mine.

When Lily said she was dating Micheal for the bed, I thought she was joking

@FolklorianR

3 жыл бұрын

@igorej0559 wait so are they dating or no?

@igorek-ex3nq

3 жыл бұрын

@@FolklorianR they're still dating

@danielalt7054

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, having a mattress on the floor isn’t that comfortable

@igorek-ex3nq

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielalt7054I think sleeping on the floor can be better than a bed

@danielalt7054

2 жыл бұрын

@@igorek-ex3nq you definitely cant roll out of bed thats for sure

I love how they used the "gun" that Michael made, to me they are really creative about how they use the stuff they have and it is amazing

@ItsJustValHere

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! It makes me excited to see what other of his inventions would they use

@yakobman

6 ай бұрын

Finally I find someone else who is talking about this

So we’re going to ignore the fact that Toast doesn’t sleep with pillows

@javierlimon7483

3 жыл бұрын

what about mykeal and lilly sleeping together

@donovanwilson840

3 жыл бұрын

@@javierlimon7483 they have been dating for a while

@iamnoah_

3 жыл бұрын

That’s not normal?

@eamonnraine5188

3 жыл бұрын

I mean I sleep with socks on

@icecream_philosopher

3 жыл бұрын

Monk shit

Imagine toast dropping off his kid in a daycare and coming back picking up some other kid. Toast: *"meh. It's the same thing"*

@lilbabyman5017

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@thyrical

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine toast dropping off his kid at daycare and coming back and they give him his kid and he says "I don't know this kid..."

@sunnymadness

3 жыл бұрын

@@thyrical HAHAHAHAHAHA i see it

@Dabiggestmobster

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know these children brov

@chenfeiyus

3 жыл бұрын

this reminded me of Rick Sanchez frm Rick and Morty 😭😹

All things considered, John a pretty accurate shooter lmao

@BigMac0369

2 жыл бұрын

He's cracked at Valorant. I imagine he's the best

John doesn’t even look like John, he’s the true spy

No one going to talk about how the gun was made by Michael

@todd3143

3 жыл бұрын

wow i just did

@pat8060

3 жыл бұрын

@@todd3143 where when

@moonsouls66

3 жыл бұрын

@@pat8060 On one of his streams, in the garage

@alexanderrolfe7620

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, does anyone know the solenoid valve used in the gun?

@crthejediknightninja

3 жыл бұрын

I JUST FUCKING NOTICED THAT MICHAEL'S CREATION IS GETTING USED AGAINST HIM, THAT'S ILLEGAL!

My name is Bond, John Bond. 007

@curiousmusician6313

3 жыл бұрын

You're the least person I would expect to see here lol

@Zlapped

3 жыл бұрын

@@curiousmusician6313 How so? 😂

@curiousmusician6313

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zlapped I just didn't expect you to watch offlinetv XD anyways I haven't check out your channel in a while I hope you play dota again soon

@Zlapped

3 жыл бұрын

@@curiousmusician6313 Since I quit streaming/youtube I have been quite MIA as a whole. But got into OTV when Among Us came out. I watch all of Toasts clips, some of Sykkunos.

@curiousmusician6313

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zlapped that's sad I really enjoyed watching you play. 2020 sure sucks huh.

I wish I could be Michael, a fit dude with an amazing brain living in a house with wonderful supportive friends who all get to live out their dreams together.

@umiliii

3 жыл бұрын

made it to 69 likes :D

@flametoooth

3 жыл бұрын

Made it 70

@galaxyslasher5485

3 жыл бұрын

@@flametoooth made it 80

@keiko7740

3 жыл бұрын

@@galaxyslasher5485 let’s make it 169 again lol

@galaxyslasher5485

3 жыл бұрын

@@keiko7740 I'll like it with some of my alt accounts lol

Michael looking at the gun: “I built that” *in a western accent*

@ysccl

2 жыл бұрын

everyone gangsta until michael turns robodog into a sentry

@hooodini3322

2 жыл бұрын

use more gun

Toast: "There's a significant circular area." Michael: "Once more, *LOOK FOR THE EGG THAT I LICKED"*

@Dabiggestmobster

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@blibleblabloblu1166

3 жыл бұрын

And then lily won ;D

@sirisgood770

3 жыл бұрын

Yuh Lily knows really well what michael licks looks like (◠‿◕)

@Unknown-ms6fi

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirisgood770 NO JUST...NO

@wyldfyre3682

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirisgood770 and now watch out tonight because shrek will come and snap your back

"The letter says not to eat the children" *Lily proceeds to eat them anyways*

@HXGphantom

3 жыл бұрын

The tf2 heavy eating noise tho

@idemanddonuts

3 жыл бұрын

Canabilism is good apparently

@baconkoalas7956

3 жыл бұрын

This sign can’t stop me because i don’t know how to read

@parkhae-il9211

3 жыл бұрын

poor pomegranate

@TuFrutaMadre888

3 жыл бұрын

That’s some Attack on Titan shit right there

12:54 I knew Toast was funny but I did not know toast was THIS funny. I’m actually crying

"Ours is like similar in size, right?" *John nodding in the background* 14:10

props to the “enemy spy” for keeping a straight face the whole game.

@user-gs5uz2dy2k

3 жыл бұрын

Except 7:23

@minshookie427

3 жыл бұрын

He be making me feel things 😳😳😳

@maydorablee

3 жыл бұрын

@@minshookie427 he is masayoshi, a really good twitch streamer. i would check him out! (he‘s not single though😂)

@minshookie427

3 жыл бұрын

@@maydorablee aww but okay 😊

@Catamantaloedes_

3 жыл бұрын

Reality: okay, john.. take 352..

I like how less than 3 minutes in, Lily is already cannibalizing her "children"

@John-kr4ev

3 жыл бұрын

adapt, survive, overcome

@NOVA-mr6ly

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Improvise, adapt, overcome

@Rookiee-

3 жыл бұрын

@@NOVA-mr6ly nah it's definitely stop, drop and roll

@scottygroundhog

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes when resources are scarce a mother lily will eat her babies to better increase her chances of survival

@justmeh6390

3 жыл бұрын

@@John-kr4ev adopt, survive, overcome

It’s so cute when John smiled as he shoots everyone lmao

"Those go baad Brodin" 'cracked' me up.

Unrealistic, we all know Michael doesn’t sleep at night.

@xygdra

3 жыл бұрын

*only when he was single [put on sunglasses]

@mobslanderisnevertolerated633

3 жыл бұрын

@@xygdra 🤏🏻🕶🙂 🤏🏻😎

@nelsonvinsha8700

3 жыл бұрын

he got lillaby

@lostnotfound7505

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair he probs didn't sleep last night if u know what I mean. 😏

@coz_mic2616

3 жыл бұрын

@@mobslanderisnevertolerated633 you uhh... Are holding the sunglasses with the uh... Back of your hand..?

Toast: "Michael, explain how the root looks like" Michael: *States the whole Pythagoras theorem*

@Aztroverze

3 жыл бұрын

I like that I was reading it as it was happening

@nailmirror

3 жыл бұрын

what do you think the pythagoras theorem is

@nailmirror

3 жыл бұрын

​@Anthony Leyte the formula is just a² + b² = c² "stating the whole pythagorean theorem" just isn't very difficult to do. i'm sorry i just don't think the joke works well.

@KATAdogKATA

3 жыл бұрын

@@nailmirror I agree lol

@Astonthepunk

3 жыл бұрын

It’s literally a^2+b^2=c^2

11:32 lmao, you can clearly see the smile marking. it’s the green one.

@reharm_reality

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who noticed

@intellectualgabe2633

3 жыл бұрын

in the end brodin said it’s blue

@maqleficent5785

3 жыл бұрын

It was the green one

@thelonelyegg3025

3 жыл бұрын

@@intellectualgabe2633 brodin fucked up

@sleeplessnight4738

2 жыл бұрын

I also so it so I was confused when Brodin said it's blue

is everyone just gonna ignore the fact that toast slept without pillows? 😂😭😂😭

@johannesgallein308

3 жыл бұрын

or Yvonne slept with a cucumber

@cloudy7272

3 жыл бұрын

I sleep without pillows too....?

@genus_pinus4641

2 жыл бұрын

@@cloudy7272 Fr, I don't get how that's weird, sleeping with either a pillow and without, at the end of the night my neck still gets fucked up . . . . pillows are only there so your head doesn't hurt when you lie down, in my opinion

@Clickscap

2 жыл бұрын

@@genus_pinus4641 Well factually they are for comfort, that's why people buy specific pillows

Daycare Worker: So which child is yours? Michael: I’m still deciding...

@generalcodsworth4417

3 жыл бұрын

"Mine doesn't have the shiny f*reskin"

@adamwaters3523

3 жыл бұрын

@@generalcodsworth4417 im fucking dying LMAOOOO

@justsomeguy2726

3 жыл бұрын

"hold on I licked it, let me find the one that's wet."

@abcnews388

3 жыл бұрын

Simp

@tomsawyer6540

3 жыл бұрын

They finally understood Michael is their future and put him being a goblin in the middle of the merch-foto.

"dont eat your children" lily: first thing she does is eat her child

@cloudboy64

3 жыл бұрын

hi mr bacon

@ploopy45

3 жыл бұрын

Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV

@eeev4832

3 жыл бұрын

@@ploopy45 whatever dude lol

@mr.dinosuar7333

3 жыл бұрын

@@cloudboy64 hi cloud

@alxxsv

3 жыл бұрын

@@ploopy45 I’m pretty sure Poki is the most popular when it comes to subs. If you were the OTV manager, you’d bring the company down

I love how John kept a straight face until the very end

7:23 Love when John shoots lily and is genuinely shocked at how powerful the gun is

"Don't eat your children" Lilly: "I'm going to eat this" Everyone: "The letter said SPECIFICALLY to NOT eat it Lilly: "Imma do it anyway"

@emmanjose6373

3 жыл бұрын

@Conner Stewart nU

@patorrisse5722

3 жыл бұрын

From my tummy back into my tummy

@insanityplea5502

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe thats why she has a dog instead? >_>

@patorrisse5722

3 жыл бұрын

@@insanityplea5502please do not do the cat, it is forbitten to dog

@jayemjayemwtf

3 жыл бұрын

Lily*

John be like: he's just standing there... menacingly

@rednave4489

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god He has a Gun! A fking GUN!

@emmanjose6373

3 жыл бұрын

A woT

@criminals112

3 жыл бұрын

he looked like Pyro while standing there

I feel like toast wasn’t even trying. I think if he was he would’ve got everything spot on

Agent J: *Points blaster to toast Toast: *Full defensive mickey mouse mode

I just fricking love Toast. His humour and intelligence combined makes him godlike human being.

@trvke

3 жыл бұрын

Michael???

@mr.depression9140

3 жыл бұрын

no. you mean michael

@faithfae26

3 жыл бұрын

Toast and Michael best duo 😊❤️

@mr.depression9140

3 жыл бұрын

@@faithfae26 you mean michael and Michael?

@ophiana5865

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.depression9140 toast is really smart tho

Toast seems like the kind of guy everyone would like to have around because he's inappropriately funny, but doesn't go way too far

@adhy2593

3 жыл бұрын

yeah but if all the boys were there as well

@khlua4590

3 жыл бұрын

@@apolloupdates1412 except that touching is off limit

@thepigeonman_

3 жыл бұрын

@@apolloupdates1412 rather not talk about fed anymore

@user-vi3pi9rf7w

3 жыл бұрын

@@apolloupdates1412 you are definitely "the not funny" one

@apolloupdates1412

3 жыл бұрын

@@thepigeonman_ oh yeah I'm sorry 😅 I didn't think of it twice my bad

4:08 michael looks like "thats mine, thats my co2 gun, how could they..."

12:53 I laughed at this face for 10 minutes.

It's weird seeing Micheal in a classic white tank top. He almost looks like he isn't 12.

@gizmo8453

3 жыл бұрын

Wife beater is what we would call them in hs lol

Toast: So ours is similar in size right? John: Nods slowly in the background.....

@jammyberry4629

3 жыл бұрын

14:07

@ampten

3 жыл бұрын

i thought nobody caught that lol

@ybtragedy6883

3 жыл бұрын

John needs to be in OTV lol frfr

@Asian.Thomas

3 жыл бұрын

Homies at sleepover.

@ceruleanspid3r

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

lily: now we can setup a punishment for scarra scarra: what

Lily's famous last words: "I trust Toast"

“Hi john” John: *Stands Menacingly*

@ploopy45

3 жыл бұрын

Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV

@SteamyLinguini

3 жыл бұрын

@@ploopy45 Dude, get over yourself

@alxxsv

3 жыл бұрын

@@ploopy45 dude, stop replying to every comment with this

@michyx2732

3 жыл бұрын

lol john is funny

@Emily-ys2do

3 жыл бұрын

@@ploopy45 How triggered are u bro calm down

Toast: describing his eggs in detail Michael: *LOOK FOR THE ONE THAT I LICKED*

@rosemaryamaral-morgado3044

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@estrelladml5882

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@dowein6087

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@msepiphqny

3 жыл бұрын

@@dowein6087 17:18 :)

@domenicavukic5337

3 жыл бұрын

it’s the way that it worked for me

Just realized that that’s the gun mykull made on his stream

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Michael's intelligence when he described the long brown vegetable to Toast

@estrelladml5882

3 жыл бұрын

The looong brown vegetable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lmao im sorry

@UtaUtanoM1

3 жыл бұрын

@@estrelladml5882 BBC Big Brown Co--

@starry_ser

3 жыл бұрын

@@UtaUtanoM1 cOrn

“Do not eat your children” Michael: oops

@izzytwizzy6255

3 жыл бұрын

except it was Lily

@marsfromafar1176

3 жыл бұрын

Lily: IDGaF

@HanMestov

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, I'm not supposed to do that?

@ploopy45

3 жыл бұрын

Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV

@michaelovalle

3 жыл бұрын

@@HanMestov I guess not

Micheal woke up looking like Vin Diesel, jacked as hell.

@joshmacy7355

3 жыл бұрын

i was just thinking that

@I_the_Taco

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna do 100 likes

@Jomama_01

3 жыл бұрын

but hes sleeping with lily... nobody gon talk about it?

@Posirep

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jomama_01 why would anyone care? They're dating. They sleep together. Quite normal.

@seiprah1246

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jomama_01 you’re lost bro

Toast : " Yo, we're Dude Perfect "

"I trust Toast" that was your first mistake.

14:06 Toast: Our is like similar in size, right? John: *nods in approval*

@user-vi3pi9rf7w

3 жыл бұрын

That was subtle

@dragonslayer-ld2gi

3 жыл бұрын

He knows

@brianloera5273

3 жыл бұрын

oh crap

@Ismail-ts3gx

3 жыл бұрын

@Real Guy no i dont think so

@yukii6906

3 жыл бұрын

@Real Guy thats brodin

Lily : "don't worry guys everyone will win" Yeah everyone did exept you. lol.

@M4hir

3 жыл бұрын

Hate her?

@Pixxelll

3 жыл бұрын

@@M4hir uhh... it was a joke? No one said anyone hated her

@antonhaynie4769

3 жыл бұрын

So no ones gonna talk about how that the gun michael made on stream

@keyboardwarrior8905

3 жыл бұрын

@@M4hir ye

@user-nt5zc7om2m

3 жыл бұрын

@@antonhaynie4769 some of us prolly don’t have twitch

5:20 "hey we're supposed to be encouraging her. Yvonne that's not gonna help."

10:00 I love how Michael chose his onion as the final answer

“Most things are phallic if you’re chode-y enough” -Michael Reeves

@DaBestNub

3 жыл бұрын

First reply

@tzaryczny

3 жыл бұрын

Just a normal person cringe

@DaBestNub

3 жыл бұрын

@@tzaryczny the reason I replied is the same reason why youtube dislike bots exist

@thesaladolla

3 жыл бұрын

Just a normal person and just like bots, nobody cares for you

@DaBestNub

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesaladolla I’m saying the bot’s actions, not the actual bot themselves 🤦

*Famous last words:* "I TRUST TOAST" _-Lilypichu (2020)_

@valkyrae6830

3 жыл бұрын

Then toast be like: idk these eggplants

@onyxium1

3 жыл бұрын

That's also the famous last words of someone getting marinated by toast in among us

I'm so curious what Michael said at the end that got censored lmao

@aaryaa1502

3 жыл бұрын

He probably said "eff you''

@hammarkids542

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaryaa1502 it was most definitely a slur of some sort lmao. they don't care about the fuck word, most channels don't care about the most used words that aren't aimed towards a certain race, gender, sexuality, etc.

@walrus8444

3 жыл бұрын

It could have also been some kind of threat or something

@ethantaylor4094

3 жыл бұрын

My guess is that he said 'kill yourself'

@Yesnoyesnoabcdefghijklmnopqrst

3 жыл бұрын

@@ethantaylor4094 bruh, that's such a dumb word to censor..

Well, Lily is bound to the underworld for six months a year now.

that christmas part in the beginning was very wholesome

@poljey9029

3 жыл бұрын

Idk who you are but you verified so that means you gonna get those likes

@Stwobbs

3 жыл бұрын

U WATCH ALL OF THE SAME CHANNELS AS ME AND U ALWAYS GET TOP COMMENT GOOD JOB!!!!!

@bingbong6910

3 жыл бұрын

looks like im early

@halo9678

3 жыл бұрын

@@poljey9029 bruh

@heilamwether8911

3 жыл бұрын

Ye, besides the flipping off part

Brodin appreciation comment: WHERE THE HELL DOES HE COME UP WITH THESE. I love how creative Brodin is so much

@mak3309

3 жыл бұрын

ikr i’m just here admiring and appreciating this psycho

@knockoff800

3 жыл бұрын

He normally gets his ideas by taking inspiration from other people

@big4headedGangster

3 жыл бұрын

I agree, Brodin is creative. But you're commenting on this video, about memorizing. Not the best example. Radio DJ video was awesome.

0:52 why does toast literally have no pillows😭

8:00 "they're eggs brodin! Ok I was fifty-fifty between the two"

“Do not eat your children” Lily: “that sign can’t stop me because I can’t read”

@KeinDeutsch_

3 жыл бұрын

Great Juicy reference

@LGShiro_FPS

3 жыл бұрын

Is that juicy reference

@marcushowell5898

3 жыл бұрын

I want to like it but it has 609 likes

@emmanjose6373

3 жыл бұрын

Whats a juicy

Michael sleeping with that shirt is the most Filipino thing I’ve ever seen him do

@R.Shuji2

3 жыл бұрын

Tank top

@R.Shuji2

3 жыл бұрын

Or in tagalog, sando

@kaelsith

3 жыл бұрын

*Michael does literally anything* Filipinos: yup, yup that's filipino Michael: I don't even know tagalog

@nouseforaname182

3 жыл бұрын

@@gianski3306 I might be Filipino.

@gianski3306

3 жыл бұрын

@@poo7166 it’s less an only Filipino thing and more we don’t have separate clothes for sleep

3:39 you can see that Lily got scared because of Toasty boy

I love how john just wait for everybody forgets about the gun. micheal's reaction is priceless.

Brodin's impact on the quality of the videos is extremely evident, he seriously knows what he's doing and I'm glad he's become a bigger part recently.

@childhoodtoysmodifier5639

3 жыл бұрын

Yes but on the other hand some of them are basically just fan service for the weird ass kinks

@kelvinespinal1775

3 жыл бұрын

@@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 tru

@brunocesarm.m9632

3 жыл бұрын

Brodin, Michael and Toast are carrying this so hard

@Instinct0425

3 жыл бұрын

@@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 which ones? I’m not opposing your statement I just want you to explain.

@CyPunkJ

3 жыл бұрын

@@Instinct0425 @Potato Aim I think its when they did Fear Pong(do some fanfiction consequences) and made Sykunno wear a nurse outfit

Toast and Michael’s friendship is so underrated!!!

@scarlett798

3 жыл бұрын

Finally someone who has the same opinion as me

@emeraldbuilder8830

3 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@KakashHatak3

3 жыл бұрын

Right!!!

@kayaa5359

3 жыл бұрын

The little heart they did during the Christmas merch part was so cute ^.^

@commodorebuttfreckle6610

3 жыл бұрын

If they did the fusion dance do you think it would add their wiener sizes together or just average itself out?

Coming back a year later and realizing the gun John uses is the one Michael made

little does john know a year later he joins otv

"the letter says dont eat the food" "Ohhh" **next clip:shows lily cutting her pomegranate**

@Eg-yf3lu

3 жыл бұрын

Red Sus

Oh my god, Toast’s “I do not know these eggplants” had me ded

@PandaMinnium

3 жыл бұрын

meanwhile Yvonne has like 6 pillows

“i don’t know this eggplant” 😂😂

When did this become “Let’s hope we don’t die during recording” instead of “Let’s just have fun today?”

@thiagofaria6465

3 жыл бұрын

when Brodin took charge of the videos...

@zmadisonz

3 жыл бұрын

You can thank Brodin for it-

@TitomaticoVlogsOficial

3 жыл бұрын

Since Brodin started to take charge of the videos ideas and also since Mykull appeared in the house

@axelramirez7337

3 жыл бұрын

Idk but me likey

@truepotatoking7486

3 жыл бұрын

@@TitomaticoVlogsOficial Exactly what I was thinking.

I never tought Michael was the good parent of the two of them

@akayukilucifel

3 жыл бұрын

That in itself is what's scarier than John with Michael's janky CO2 Nerf gun.

@M.I.D.ORIGINAL

3 жыл бұрын

@@akayukilucifel ah yes being shot by ur own creation

@alopexlagopus626

3 жыл бұрын

The other literally said she is not going to have kids

@GrayknightYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@alopexlagopus626 oh she will, trust me, eventually, that always do.

@fluffyemu2714

3 жыл бұрын

@@GrayknightYT ... no. how about we listen to people when they talk about their own wants and needs instead of placing our own assumptions onto them

John is now with Offline Tv!!

Lily: He'll feel bad if I get shot so he'll try even harder. Michael: *You know you can load two shots in at once?*

Are we not gonna talk about how scary and good looking John/Masayoshi in that out fit?

@umiliii

3 жыл бұрын

i bet jodi laughed at the way he looked, he never wears a suit and he cannot keep a straight face

@parkhae-il9211

3 жыл бұрын

he looks effin cool to me

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

There are multiple ways to look good while holding a gun. The Call of Duty Method: Gear up in full tactical outfit and a balaclava with sunglasses, and exude deadly confidence. The Destiny Method: Dying to a person with bad gear and a bad look is one thing, but dying to someone with drip is another. Grab your best-looking gear and paint it, so when you stomp your enemies into the ground, not only are they dead, but they'll have died to someone wearing what looks like cosplay. The Hitman Method: Killing is one thing. Elegant killing is another. And a suit and tie will ensure that, if you are remembered, the witnesses know you are a professional.

I love how in the intro Brodin is so serious and Michael is just being Michael

I like how both John and Brodin actually forgot the answer during Lily's part

Unironically I'm happy to see Yvonne involved in more content. She's actually so funny in tandem with the rest of y'all. I hope she's more involved in front of the camera in more videos :D

@jordyv.703

3 жыл бұрын

If only a certain person didn't want her fired. She might be gone at some point.

@ChamzGames

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordyv.703 I think she's very camera shy, but she seems to be coming out of her she'll so it's really good.

@jordyv.703

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChamzGames I'm talking about the Fed situation. He exposed poki

@ChamzGames

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordyv.703 Oops I replied to the wrong person

@jordyv.703

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChamzGames No worries. I agree with you though. I'm glad she's getting more excited on camera (hopefully irl too)

8:26 Toast asking important questions way before others understood the concept!! He Big brain for sure!!!

insane how john was able to hold in his laugh the entire vid

Yvonne and Michael: *Argue* Me: hey look gremlin fight.

@fennemfeff513

3 жыл бұрын

I just need to mention i love yout pfp

@amayariddle

3 жыл бұрын

i see homestucks everywhere this is the 10th one today oh god

@razorsharp1371

3 жыл бұрын

@@amayariddle 11

14:08 Michael and toast talking about size and John's just nodding in the background ahahahahahahah

@Zhajn

3 жыл бұрын

ahh good catch, I missed that before seeing this

13:00 the moment when the big brains began to formulate their deduction

5:29 Toast is literally just an anime character at this point. He even goes on monologues explaining how he knew which potato was Yvonne's.

Most of the crew: gets out of bed Scarra: *walks out of bathroom*

@lor531

3 жыл бұрын

@David Sianghio fucking brilliant

@CMObrero

3 жыл бұрын

well, dad wakes up before everyone else, including camera man brodin

@TheOeveShow

3 жыл бұрын

I'm convinced he sleeps naked and so brodin had to make him put clothes on

@shnorie5437

3 жыл бұрын

He had a long night of being angry drunk scarra and went to sleep after beating toast and wiping up the blood with his pillows

@ploopy45

3 жыл бұрын

Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV

"I trust toast!" I feel like a lot of people say that before being shot in the head

@ryoto8603

3 жыл бұрын

A line where a lot of bodies died, cut in half, their booty slowly falls down with a bone showing off

@abcnews388

3 жыл бұрын

Simp

@shadowchicco7507

3 жыл бұрын

@@abcnews388 ?

john was such a MOOD periodt

6:42 "which one is the correct jalapeno" *puts down three habaneros*

Toast saying you shot her moustache off gave big “he punched the highlights out of her hair” vibes

@octopussmasher2694

3 жыл бұрын

I see you are man of culture

@Gluu4

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome movie

@octopussmasher2694

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gluu4 words cannot describe the glory of Scott Pilgrim

@odog1242

3 жыл бұрын

Well I never thought I’d see the day

@pleasurepain9647

3 жыл бұрын

i never watched it I shouldn't be here

0:08 : *Every year hundreds of hearts are left hanging , You can act by sending your support to Brodin.*

@muthiasalsabila3279

3 жыл бұрын

Lol this needs more recognition

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear hello

@patchsyraxion9364

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku to be fair your videos are extremely bad

@aidalizjimenez7886

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku Well ur videos do suck not to be mean but nobody cares about a dude with a paper face

@Raphael_27

3 жыл бұрын

every year, a brodin has his heart left hanging. subscribe to offlinetv to reject humanity and return to monke

7:23 the way John looks in horror after realise the extensive power of Michael’s gun is pure insanity