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@lucasgrzy2692

7 ай бұрын

no

@PooPooSockMonkey

7 ай бұрын

fr

@shoyub0b

7 ай бұрын

why

@stepan2212

7 ай бұрын

ok *inserted text*

@SirHirako

7 ай бұрын

hi

Editors so good at their job. I can’t tell what’s real and fake for the whole first 4 minutes

@miolyons

7 ай бұрын

EXACTLYYY

@laden6675

7 ай бұрын

Same reason I hate it, it's overdoing it. Couldn't tell if the sound of dancing cactuses was real or edited (likely edited).

@webpombo7765

7 ай бұрын

​@@laden6675 Dude those things sound demonic, you just if you get a feedback loop going, eventually it just devolves into hellish sounds

@bandit60g25

7 ай бұрын

@@laden6675 nu uh

@soundcode0246

7 ай бұрын

I agree it's crazy but bit overdone

Put respect on Darcy for trying to set up a bit with the cacti. My guy needs a raise

@NigelAnderson-iu2bs

7 ай бұрын

Haha he blew his raise on the robot that doesn't robot

@Theligmaonablankscreenguy

6 ай бұрын

The cactus also plays music btw

@NigelAnderson-iu2bs

6 ай бұрын

YES! 69 People liked my post!! ohhh yeah...

Darcy is a good dude he’s keeping the toddlers in check

Over the course of Darcy joining, we’ve gotten to see him grow a lot which is super awesome. He used to be seem relatively camera shy and didn’t know what he could get away with saying, and what he could, but now he’s brilliant. Great job Darcy.

@ktrn6713

6 ай бұрын

than the bastard blew 4k on robot that doesn't work.

@inverlock

2 ай бұрын

@@ktrn6713thats content baby

I love Darcey's confidence recently; we actually see his personality now lol

@KQDUDE

7 ай бұрын

I can't believe he got fired and replaced by a robot. sad world we are living in mate

@yungNIGGA.

7 ай бұрын

Ok

@connordelaney6254

7 ай бұрын

I believe in Scott supremacy

@yungNIGGA.

7 ай бұрын

@@connordelaney6254 tjsts facz

@AWormsPurpose

7 ай бұрын

He’s getting too confident. No chance he’s not embezzling

If Darcy hadn't stopped Max, he definitely was going to swallow that camera and watch it go down😂😂

@lucasmoore8558

7 ай бұрын

certified toddler moment

@YW2324

3 ай бұрын

Lol 😆

@martyjehovah

2 ай бұрын

when he immediately says "I'm swallowing that" after seeing the tiny camera his tone sounds so remorseful, like he wishes he didn't have to swallow it, but he knows there's no way he can stop himself from doing it.

Hahah, i'm the guy at the end using the tiktok gun!!!😂 Didnt expect appearing on your video being a fan of yours... fkng lov u guys❤

@austins.2495

7 ай бұрын

Cool bro

@ChideeTv

7 ай бұрын

@@austins.2495 thnx buddy!

@jamarcusmudkip

7 ай бұрын

I have pirate aids

@captainobvious606

7 ай бұрын

Faaaak te amo Ratta

@LFLucifear

7 ай бұрын

How much the CCP pay you boy

8:48 the part where the cactuses are just screaming in horror as their bodies are strewn across the ground made me burst out laughing in a silent classroom. worth it.

@Tele-gram..-ColdOnes

7 ай бұрын

I wanna talk to you ❤️.

@somethingisshadyaboutthis9155

Ай бұрын

Bro listen to it on 0.25 speed instead. It LEGIT sounds like a horror movie soundtrack fam

Yo for the failed robot, im like 1000% sure you can find someone to modify it to be programmed to follow a path system, then convert the holding space into a mini cooler so you got a robot grog server

@gamingsnake1769

7 ай бұрын

Totally. Worst case it doesn't work so.... New potted plant

@mikayla_collie

7 ай бұрын

i agree! we need to see the robot be revived!!! ^w^

@Ebbie155

7 ай бұрын

@@mikayla_collie We need to fight for a robot revival

@mikayla_collie

7 ай бұрын

@sleepyebbie2267 yes! Absolutely! I agree! :3

@Lark703

7 ай бұрын

give it to michael reeves

Literally all that alarm clock needs to be an actual good product is to start making the coffee 5 minutes before the alarm is set to go off

@juliamavroidi8601

7 ай бұрын

idk, in that case I feel like I'd burn myself if I tried to switch it off

@arthas236

7 ай бұрын

that would probably wake you up too so it's a bonus.@@juliamavroidi8601

@honkycat5442

7 ай бұрын

the thing is 99% of coffee makers already have a alarm setting that brews at a certain time, it's just a shitty mr coffee

@__-bz7wh

7 ай бұрын

Ah yes, malfunction and you wake up to burnting hot water on your face

@juhis5936

7 ай бұрын

@@honkycat5442 damn really I want one

6:51 When Max said he hated the subtitles, I felt that. I did too.

@ginogatash4030

3 ай бұрын

Heckin rude.

The editing is honestly top teir in these videos. Even the subtle things for fans such as the "I have water aids" subtitle. Its just perfect 😂

@MisterPikol

7 ай бұрын

Thought the same lol

The only duo more iconic than Max and Chad is Max and the fear of electric shocks

@Mexiturtle345

7 ай бұрын

bro will eat plastic and chinese cancer strofoam, but is afraid of a tiny little shock

@John-X

7 ай бұрын

if ur wondering why Max is afraid of electro shocks, it's cuz he has ptsd from the filthy frank vid with idubbbz with a shock collar

@theultimatebackupaccount3439

7 ай бұрын

@@John-Xa true classic

@oliviersavard8676

5 ай бұрын

@@Mexiturtle345 i've never understood why he's such a pussy when it comes to electricity but how with anything else he's probably about as insane as steve-o

8:37 *THE SCREAMS OF HELL*

@mryellowballoon

2 ай бұрын

Torture at its finest

Max's tipsy hysterical laughter always puts a smile on my face

Not even 5 minutes in and Max is already covered in milk and cereal

@dantechatterton-armstrong2262

7 ай бұрын

Shit got me rolling

@smallgoron3132

7 ай бұрын

@@dantechatterton-armstrong2262 a goron said this

Love how Darcy cares for the special men

17:39 "nah this is fucked up, im seeing the back of my own head" got me cracking

I always root for Chad to win any challenge since Max wins them so easily. But now after seeing him win the water gun fight, I understand why he was nerfed to rarely win anything.

Max and Chad never fail to fill us up to the brim with their content

@whatsupeveryone

7 ай бұрын

max and chad never fail to fill me up with their long content

@Noooiiiissseee

7 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ get a new joke

@yungNIGGA.

7 ай бұрын

Ok

@dafuzzbear7711

7 ай бұрын

@@NoooiiiissseeeNo

@Noooiiiissseee

7 ай бұрын

@@dafuzzbear7711 Imagine being proud of being an NPC your whole life lmao

Darcy is becoming such a solid addition to the videos love his personality rn

Those tiny rc cars with the cameras look like so much fun I’m actually going to order some 😂

@pyugf

7 ай бұрын

let me know how it goes, I want to order so bad 😂

@michaele6568

7 ай бұрын

If you find where to get them from lmk

@ilovemonkeycookie143

6 ай бұрын

Where do you find them

Darcy should remain as a long term side character always cool to see the guys behind the scenes having fun too.

I love how Darcy is the only sensible and responsible adult here 😂

@Ebbie155

7 ай бұрын

was gonna disagree a bit but with the water guns i agree 100% now especially when he said "stop fucking around" he sounded like a pissed off parent lol

@walterrising4276

7 ай бұрын

Kind of his job

@obhwg

7 ай бұрын

Minus the part where he blew $4,000 on a paperweight

@timothyvongremp5282

7 ай бұрын

which one is that, the guy who spent $4k AUD for the scam tiktok robot?

@Ebbie155

7 ай бұрын

@@timothyvongremp5282 yeah

Darcy fighting for his life in this video 😂

lmfaooooo @ 4:35 "can you not like.... build this for us or something" "well I did... ya fucker" LMAOOO

8:26 LMFAO OUT OF EVERYTHING HE COULD’VE SAID💀💀💀

"who the fuck eating cereal in the car" dennis from always sunny would like to have a word

when the mini cacti started screaming when Max was slashing is sword had me dying hahahaha

16:26 the maniacal laughter kills me

As a Darcy myself, I have to give credit to the amount of effort Darcy puts into these videos. Truly inspiring stuff.

3 Cold Ones videos in the past 3 weeks?!! Mr Beast is real!!! My prayers have been answered!!!

That bit with the Cactii had me laughing hysterically. My sense of humour is fucked.

8:39 the cold ones made murder a group of singing cacti while they scream

Max always managing to find a way to eat something in every video is hilarious to me😭 of COURSE he would eat the plastic bag that contains the cereal

@YW2324

3 ай бұрын

Yep lol 😅

5:06 The metal gear rising music is top tier lol

Cold Ones has been giving like old school achievement hunter vibes for me lately haha. Keep it up boys.

@sunnysideup2292

7 ай бұрын

Ikr its so good

14:57 I love this type of stuff. You dont knwo how nice it is until you have it. The ability to pause literally any drink and come back at any time. Soda, beer, I use re-usable corks for glass bottles for cola an stuff. It means you no longer feel obligated to drink more than you need because you know it wont ever go flat.

So many good moments in this one. Max pouring milk and cereal all over his face was probably my favorite

Max needing adult guidance is the best thing about this channel.

@YW2324

3 ай бұрын

Lol yep 😅

If you could hack that robot to be remote controlled, it'd make an excellent "mobile ice bucket" for grogs

16:43 Max’s dead eyed smile kills me

disabled Rhett and Link

All the things Max puts in his body in these videos and he's worried about a novelty electricity toy 😂

You're telling me a shrimp electrocuted this man?

Australia needs to make their motto "you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?" already

I swear that max and chad are the example of a toddler in a grown man's body. Poruing food over themselves, swallowing small objects, hitting each other's faces with water guns, smashing toys on the floor and table breaking them for no reason. It's unreal.

these editors need a raise lmfao

Toddler when they see small objects: 17:10

Chad looked genuinely upset at how much that robot cost lmao

@kiarasimone123

2 ай бұрын

I would be terrified if I was Darcy 😂

Imagine living a long, quiet life as a prawn and then ending up skewered on an electric kids toy by a couple of drunks

Best video, definitely have watched all of it already on 30x speed

5:25 - When max goes NOOO with the flying boss 😂 Had me dying

@Tele-gram..-ColdOnes

7 ай бұрын

I wanna talk to you ❤️

i cant stop laughing max being the weird kid eating "the skin" aka PLASTIC BAG on the bus 4:17 fucking brilliant edit

The dynamic between them all is so good I feel this is gonna be the best year of cold ones yet

the glass over the rc car like a spider was a stroke of genius

The milk en cereal part of Max made me cry of laughter

This is exactly the right level of madness.

Max cutting down the screaming cacti 🌵 destroyed me lol

3:02 YOU DID NOT JUST DROP SUBWAY SURFERS YOU DIRTY DAWGS, props to editors as always

3:54 "Here ya go gEnIuS..." 😂😂😂😂😂

Max is the reason small toys have warnings saying not to swallow

Water gun instructions: “do not shoot at faces”, Max and Chad, shoots at faces… 😂 cannot be trusted ahahaha!

I have Water aids lmao 21:41

7:49 Darcy's inner kindergarten teacher coming out

I'm majoring in electrical engineering if you want someone to fix up the robot for y'all, or at the very least make it remote controlled or something

Max going at the 50000 screaming cacti with a sword was something I never knew I needed

3:35 "Fuck thats such a tiny hole. I cant noscope it in" Absolutely gold.

9:30 imagine stealing a cop's gun with this

23:36 max having a flashback

@zamexnox

7 ай бұрын

"EGG"

And now we know where the Marge plush came from

21:32 "Chequen" -Max 2023

Nah seeing max’s facial expression after getting shot in the face followed by “I’m gonna take your f***ing retina out” I’d be horrified if I was Chad 💀

Chad never fails to put an obese smile on my face

Max’s willingness to get insanely messy instantly always impresses me.

We are four minutes into a video and Max has already coated himself in milk

from the last week i have watch 30+ of ur vids from trying drinks around the world 1and 2 and videos from 2 years ago and honestly its been amazing my recommended is always filled with you and its great

I love that cold ones spirals into chaos every episode

18:42 genuinely a fun asthetic. Could be turned into a music video.

@JJ_0134

7 ай бұрын

Agreed! Lo-fi/phonk vibes

@VinluvAntonHandesbukia

7 ай бұрын

@@JJ_0134late 90s style horror core definitely.

After reading that title I'm surprised you didn't have to tie max up in chains to get him to do this vid

1:27 Max bolted so fast as soon as it started 😂

Max slaughtering screaming cacti with a katana while Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 music plays in the background goes hard

I love them, the whole crew. Yall are great, and your content is GREATLY appreciated!

I love how Max is the only one concerned about touching a literal lightning rod.

@Devilish__

7 ай бұрын

then he eats plastic

@tacticguy536

7 ай бұрын

@@Devilish__ Hes also eaten vomit. The man is a human garbage disposal.

@newp0rt

7 ай бұрын

its literally NOT a lightning rod.

@momerathsoutgabe-mt1gc

7 ай бұрын

​@@newp0rtidk bro. That comment has 55 likes. Yours has 0. That means they are correct and you're jealous.

@mmth2310

7 ай бұрын

Does one of you know what that thing is called by chance?? Haha 😅

That thumbnail is amazing - its like an old horror VHS cover! It needs to be a print!

I love how the crew shout at Max and Chad like parents lmfao

Im not even joking you give Michael Reeves 10 minutes with that robotic storage thing and it'll work in Australia

I'm sure you most likely have a fan out there that would be able to take off the region lock.

7:14 is some great foreshadowing

This is why I'll never stop watching either of these two goobers, classic cold ones

Today I started watching cold ones and i love you guys

Their studio filming sessions are amazing

Top Text: Oh yeah Mr. Krabs, Bottom text: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

8:48 The screaming noise with it had me in tears.

"welcom to the push gay" 11:18 Got me dead💀

5:12 can we just take a second to apricate Chad's epic block there?

Today, Max the Mofo shows us how to eat cereal like a Super Bogun.

The insane part is why didnt the coffee maker just start the process five minutes before the alarm

the cold ones crew is the best, never let them go