Blarg: "My Fellow Americans" *Says as a Canadian to another Canadian and only two Americans*

@HexiiSky

Жыл бұрын

but my god, if it wasnt inspiring

@ultr5129

Жыл бұрын

**speaks in North American**

@saladman3915

Жыл бұрын

“Only two” like those two Americans don’t make up half the squad

@chikinbukit3531

Жыл бұрын

Tbh I didn’t know Blarg was Canadian only smitty

@ReiDaTecnologia

Жыл бұрын

*_Confused Confusing Confusion_*

Civilian: You can't just leave me here like this. Everyones weapons clicks & aims at the civilian. funniest fucking thing i've seen.

@rewto5131

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@gamingwithresearcherduck442

Жыл бұрын

25:21

@AidricCarlson

4 ай бұрын

Amen 🤣

I love how, for as hilarious as these guys are, they couldn't completely ruin the horror of that basement. Like, it was obvious they were creeped out. When Smitty put that cam under the door and you see that room it's just like... "Oh dear God."

@MidoriDragon

Жыл бұрын

Time?

@BigBoy-bq6yx

Жыл бұрын

18:32 I think

@Noah69gamer

5 ай бұрын

What is that about?

@247jennyy

5 ай бұрын

@@Noah69gamerchild 🌽

@moonmoon2479

2 ай бұрын

@@247jennyyit’s a lot worse than that.

I love how they unknowingly picked one of the darkest and saddest missions and they thought it was gonna be completely different. I also like how even when they are doing a messed up mission their jokes can still make you laugh

@iwillfindyou1234

Жыл бұрын

Valley?

@Noah69gamer

5 ай бұрын

What is the mission about?

@247jennyy

5 ай бұрын

@@Noah69gamerchild 🌽

@someone-ke6yn

3 ай бұрын

​@@247jennyyoh. i didnt even notice it was about that 😨

@openthinker6562

2 ай бұрын

@@someone-ke6ynif you wanna know something worse… Those barrels being buried? They’re not empty…

it's weird to go from watching tactical former military milsim guys playing this game to you guys just shooting each other in the head as soon as the mission starts 😂😂

@dyllock105

Жыл бұрын

Who was the first batch

@Starzoh

Жыл бұрын

@@dyllock105 You got guys like Karmakut, Controlled pairs, GLID gaming awesome channels for real military tactics being applied to these games

@bradleykee3204

Жыл бұрын

going from drewski to smitty is a vast contrast 🤣🤣

@RandomMan2k00

Жыл бұрын

Honestly it is crazy watching the milsim guys play this. Absolutely nutsssss

@lordreiman8352

Жыл бұрын

@@RandomMan2k00 I gotta watch that

Smii7y's Ready or Not videos: 50% civilian casualties 10% stopping Matt from causing civilian casualties 10% failing to stop Matt from causing civilian casualties 20% "We restarted the level/***** died" screens 10% friendly fire = 100% chaos

@Official_Rz

Жыл бұрын

I am this guys mathematics, it checks out.

@daisyjoy242

Жыл бұрын

It's not a regular video until Smii7y has to restart to the game multiple times

@resonanceamplitude

Жыл бұрын

Normal SWAT team: Intel received, 3 hostiles, 6 hostages. Smii7y and his friends: Intel received, 9 hostiles, 6 unarmed.

@akim3085

Жыл бұрын

remember no Russian

@mattkowal90

Жыл бұрын

Actually 9% friendly fire, 0.2% SMii7Y laughing, 0.2% improv jokes, 0.2% Grizzy laughing, 0.2% explosion clip, and 0.2% fart moment.

1:21 I genuinely love how caught off guard grizzy was during this

@daikothesaiyan

9 ай бұрын

i both loathe and love you for this comment, cause i completely forgot what happened at the beginning of the video, and your timestamp was placed exactly when he started the mic bit

It's weird how you can play one of the most controversial and disturbing videogame levels ever made and still be hilarious

@marcusbrown188

Жыл бұрын

The game shows the dark side of society. This map clearly looks like human trafficking ring.

The nightclub mission is one of the scariest missions as you go further and further into the club.

@Blaze_Shadowflame

Жыл бұрын

So is the Voll house. The slow realization when you find the dark room, the children's room, the barrels being buried...

@kevinplaying

Жыл бұрын

@@Blaze_Shadowflame I wouldn’t say scary, more like disturbing.

@argentumoculisgrimm9619

Жыл бұрын

Nightclub is scariest in terms of clearing angles and difficulty. Volls is definitely more disgusting as you go through it. Not super difficult, but it’s……something……

@Blaze_Shadowflame

Жыл бұрын

@@argentumoculisgrimm9619 the difficulty comes from the fact that the Voll guards all have anti-armor guns. At least in single player, they kill you very quickly.

@pennertoadinc.3150

Жыл бұрын

I haven't been able to play it yet my internet dookie so updates come Hella slow

I love how blarg wasn't a murderhobo this time, caught me off gaurd

@daisyjoy242

Жыл бұрын

The one day Blarg wasn’t murderous, everyone else was

@alexm6653

Жыл бұрын

just like how the C4 vest caught everyone off guard

@defenderwolf1700

Жыл бұрын

They gave him a Scooby snack that’s why

@OfficialJanitor

Жыл бұрын

Cot me auf garde as well

@UmbralPlain

Жыл бұрын

I was half wishing he responded "it took serious restraint"

12:04 No one appreciated matt's joke but I cackled out loud from it XD

@Rapidfire1273

Жыл бұрын

Same

9:22 has got to be the best part

25:21 the way you hear them all aim

@deltaxiii7803

Жыл бұрын

i love that grizzy was looking away when nearing them from the corner and then when the woman said that he freaking turned around too and aimed hahahaha

@SsgtTucker

Жыл бұрын

Civilian: You can't leave here like this The Bois: So, you have chosen death...

@tralphstreet

Жыл бұрын

Those sounds were added in post.

@end_slayer

Жыл бұрын

Damn I did not expect to get more then 10 likes but I got 404 comment not found

“NO CIVILIAN CASUALTIES!” *pans to Puffer holding a grenade launcher for an indoor environment* This is why I love Puffer

@clownworld4655

Жыл бұрын

There’s no HE rounds in this game so the launcher is actually less dangerous than all the firearms

@thegamereaper5755

Жыл бұрын

@@clownworld4655 yeah, but you know Puffer didn’t read the description, he just saw a grenade launcher and wanted to commit violence

Great speech 1:26

5:49 NOW LET THE BODYS HIT THE FLOOR NOW LET THE BODYS HIT THE FLOOR

@blackbunnybomb1044

Жыл бұрын

God tier comment 😂

The second Matt volunteered to put on a voice effect and talk I knew what was coming and lowered my volume accordingly XD Also, I thought that the mansion was a drug bust when I first played it. Then I saw the basement. No arrests were made that day.

@eis6570

Жыл бұрын

> boss music fades in

@argentumoculisgrimm9619

Жыл бұрын

Dude I can’t stop laughing! I knew he was going to do the shitty mic but the fact smii7y didn’t even lower it or anything and just left it ear piercingly loud is hilarious

@hypershock0762

Жыл бұрын

I don’t have the game, what are these maps like? I’ve also heard things about Voll.

@Captain_Rhodor

Жыл бұрын

@@hypershock0762 The mansion map is breaking up a child p0rn ring, and the basement has basically a shrine to one of the "actors". I decided that everyone was guilty and armed.

@Captain_Rhodor

Жыл бұрын

@@eis6570 No survivors. They were all armed and resisting.

You guys somehow manage to make such a dark and scary game so funny

@2jdestrodegr15

Жыл бұрын

Scary?

@de_dorf279

Жыл бұрын

@@2jdestrodegr15 did u not just see the nightclub or the photos in the mansion, its enough to send a chill down your spine

@dingusmalingus233

Жыл бұрын

@@2jdestrodegr15 you literally bust a paedophile sex dungeon

@UnknownMan98

Жыл бұрын

@@2jdestrodegr15 the mansion was essential a pedophilia house. They also off the kids when they're done. Hence the barrels in the basement.

@nikki4803

Жыл бұрын

@@de_dorf279 It's less of scary and more of disturbing and unsettling if you ask me. But still a form of scary I suppose

I love how everyone freaking out about what's in the basement and then Mat goes "you guys don't have this in your basement" 18:12.

25:25 is literally the sounds of the worst problem solving team handling a situation

@user-uv5vs6tz8t

Ай бұрын

Lol

Did anybody else’s stomach drop when they made it to Valley of the Dolls? That map is so dark and a far cry from what these boys are used to. Played it since it was released and it still creeps me out big time.

@ghostx_xInRR

Жыл бұрын

oof

@andrewthomasprism9388

Жыл бұрын

It's like when Soviet Womble played Swat 4 with Cyanide and they did that mission where you raid the Serial Killer/ Kidnapper's house. The one with the goofy ass nickname: "Law School Lyncher" or whatever the fuck?

@Clash1138

Жыл бұрын

Bruh, I played the test version of this map and I tought it was some robbers taking people at a birthday party hostage...I was so wrong, that fucking basement...the barrels, the mosaic. That Level is properly disturbing

@bigbangcityinc

Жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who actually wanted to see how far those freaks could go? Like... Getting cannibal corpse lyrics kind of far? Just out of morbid curiosity?

@notlovleywaffle7409

Жыл бұрын

@@bigbangcityinc as lomg as its dark and a true part of our society, they're def gonna add it

this game doesn't go light on the missions. you're not going in to kill a bunch of baddies, you're going in finding bad people hidden amongst the pile of dead innocent life.

@treybastin8260

Жыл бұрын

What’s the game?

@RKSNomad

Жыл бұрын

@@treybastin8260 ready or not

@clownworld4655

Жыл бұрын

It’s still missing a ton of feature, but definitely impressive

SMII7 is not the russianbadger nahh hes the jermanbeaver

21:54 “I’ll help ya, I got ya!” Blows up room*

I love how Puffer and Smii7y cleared the master bed room without seeing anything weird and Matt goes in and instantly notices a fleshlight. Also helps that they found the red room.

For those that don't know what room Smii7y went into with the red lights and photos, it's a dark room which produces photos, very traditional and I love making them, but yes it makes ya look like a creep. As for the big photos of the girl with the writing and crap, yea, good luck with that!

@fvoarin1307

Жыл бұрын

I don't think it being a red room is the bit that makes it creepy.....More like there's a "birthday party" where the adults "go through this entrance" and there's a red room full of those types of pictures....They should've domed the "civilian" they found in that room straight away I'm surprised not more people realise that the mission is a swat team going in to arrest a nonce gang

@bobclack3256

Жыл бұрын

yeah that wasn't the reason it was creepy lmao

@YBPhoenix

Жыл бұрын

@@bobclack3256 I was just identifying the room, not identifying why it was creepy. It just looks creepy for people that don't know why it's a dark room with a red gloomy light.

@YBPhoenix

Жыл бұрын

@@fvoarin1307 just from a traditional point of view for people that never played through the game or have ever seen a room like that, it's creepy. I only was identifying the room for the basis of why it looked creepy, not referring to the back room with the giant images and drawings on the wall where 18+ images are being shot, the dark room with the red light is just the production process of said images, thus the bonus points for creepout..

@nathanaelward6868

Жыл бұрын

Yeah with the adjoining kids room it looks like it’s supposed to be like a raid on a CP ring

i love how long it took them to notice that the party house was absolutely covered in NSFW stuff

I love how smii7y is implementing real military strategies to clear a room while the rest of the gang is just HeY gUyS wUtS hApPnIn In HeRe

“NO CIVILIAN CASUALTIES” pans to teammate holding grenade launcher

I played the Nightclub mission by myself, but it was the beta map, so seeing the floors and walls coated with corpses was freaking ominous as hell as I watched this.

This episode was priceless. I had to rewind multiple times and watched from the beginning three times. You guys are an absolute blast. Both of those missions were fucked and twisted, and anything other than chaos wouldn't have been appropriate.

*Legend says SMii7y and the boys still are trying to finish that level to this day*

Blarg: Complains towards smii7y Smii7y: Your going to get a spanking (Shotgun shell going off)

Civilian: You can't just leave me here like this. Smii7y and the Rest of the Group: *aims at her* 25:24

18:07 The Nut Room there was so many hentie pictures around the house bruh

this went from casual swat swarm to horror creepy in break neck speeds.

When they got to the “civilian casualties” jokes i realyy hoped for “the mission is… no russian”

Honestly, if I had the opening bit my way, Blarg would say, "Yep, we're gonna be here a while. *Inserts one more coin* Ok that's it."

@hypernate1playsandletsplay224

Жыл бұрын

Best of both worlds

4:00 Smii7y tryna be a little sneaky sneak and Matt just like HELLO!!!!!

The collective gun cocking sfx at 25:20 got me 💀

It’s so funny how they didn’t read who’s mansion they were raiding all of the jokes are so much better 😂😂

@shadow23498

Жыл бұрын

I don't really play this game but I'm curious, who's was it?

@astynfernandes2461

Жыл бұрын

@@shadow23498 a wealthy child p*rn producer who seems to want intimate relations with his own daughter

@BKnight_

Жыл бұрын

​@@shadow23498 Valley of the Dolls (the massive mansion) is a raid on a suspected child pornography ring. 'Janey', who's the one celebrating the 18th birthday party, is the girl whose photos are plastered all over the creepy basement. In the room with the big hole in the floor in the basement, there's a barrel with her belongings on it. In the hole there's other barrels too that look like they've been dug up. The theory is that 'Janey' was killed and stuffed into the barrel once she turned 18; like many others before her. They then bury the barrel with the body in it and find their next victim to exploit. It's a *super* dark map. Probably one of the most dark of any video game in a long time.

@shadow23498

Жыл бұрын

@@BKnight_ thx for the info

@danieljohnston4506

Жыл бұрын

Also adding on from the comment explaining the mission. Occasionally when replaying the mission you can find a girl locked in closet crying for your help as the shooting starts. Asking for you to rescue her. Additionally, there is a place in the mansion with shelves filled with VHS tapes with names and numbers on them, assuming that these are all the victims, there must be over 1000 VHS tapes on the shelves. Showing the gravity of the situation and how fucked up it is

Thank you for all the entertainment you given us SMii7y

@After_All_Is_Said

Жыл бұрын

It’s Kurt Cobain

@TheColSandersJr

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for giving me my morning inspiration, shotgunning a rockstar

@chikinbukit3531

Жыл бұрын

Wait aren’t you supposed to be dead?

@kurtcobain4743

Жыл бұрын

@@chikinbukit3531 maybe

@chikinbukit3531

Жыл бұрын

@@kurtcobain4743 I guess all the conspiracy theories are true

Smii7y's instincts in 6:55 has got to be the worst example of how to deal with someone with an explosive vest, turning around and running while the enemy runs at you is terrifying

@jabbersthekillerrabbit5057

6 ай бұрын

Yea, I even said out loud “you have a shotgun!”

24:44 Was I the only person to notice that painting?

@parkerdenning968

Жыл бұрын

Ik right

2:27 I like how he disappears into a cloud of smoke

This game is always great with this group, I can never get enough of it

22:37 I thought it would be a cat…

“You can’t just leave me here like this.” *RIFLE NOISES INTENSIFY*

You know damn well if a game makes this group think “man what the fuck is this” in a not shitposty way, you know it’s probably disturbing as fuck

The sheer panic Smii7y had when he saw the person with the bomb vest was hilarious

18:52 Oh hell nah, this is creepy as shit

Fuck yeah. I love this series with all my heart. So glad you are bringing it back.

Smii7y, blarg, puffer and grizzy have the perfect humour to make the perfect combination of laughter and toxicity. Absolute masterpiece.

When Smitty’s shot Matt in the beginning it looked like he just disintegrated him. There was no animation of him falling over, by the time the smoke and sparks cleared he was just on the ground.

I'm glad the guys always help the people who cant be left here like this.

I was watching actual Marines play this game, then I clicked onto this and it is pure hell

each smi77y videos is like using a flashbang in a dark cave and constantly using another cause you can't see

There’s just something about their laughter that cures my depression any day

I always love the pure chaos of these videos.

9:24 was one of the funniest scenes ever bruh😭💀

Woman: You can't just leave me here like this. Smii7y and friends: Aggressively pull out guns.

Bro the flicking "You can't leave me here" *Sound of for guns simultaneously aiming at her head*

just wanted to say that I have been sick for the past week and your videos have been one of the only things making me feel better. thanks smii7y, your work is never unnapreciated

“You can’t just leave me here like this” Ok *dies*

This is always a great game for them to play

@treybastin8260

Жыл бұрын

What game is it

The first 4 minutes of the video is something I will remember until my dying breath

The bomb vest behind the door made me laugh

1:12 and I immediately lowered my headset's volume

Thanks for being a great youtuber

this channel is one of the only channels on KZread that can actually make me laugh, Thanks for the content!

25:24 The absolute speed at which everyone locked in their guns at her was beautiful

7:00 the realization lmao

the map with the appartement and the party has sick storytelling^^

@majikeego244

Жыл бұрын

What was the story

@chikinbukit3531

Жыл бұрын

@@majikeego244 Let’s keep you innocent okay? If you didn’t pick it up by watching I don’t think you want to know

@arandomguy2616

Жыл бұрын

@@majikeego244 time to corrupt the innocent Basically the husband (voll I think that was his name) runs a cp ring that the swats come to bust…yeah you can probably connect the dots from there… A piece of kind of useless information that I just want to point out is that the parents are both ps

@whoamI-tk3qz

Жыл бұрын

@@arandomguy2616 uh yes cod point ring

@majikeego244

Жыл бұрын

@@arandomguy2616 on not that bad

20 seconds is about how long y'all will be ready for this game lmao

I love the sign saying "please don't copulate in our pools"

"Country bois make do." Soup has taught you well.

Nothing like being awake at 1:39 drinking lime coke and playing far cry 6 while watching a smi77y video

Blarg/Matt is so underrated, lol. 820k subs and yet, he was basically the jokes for this whole video. A man providing this much content, is either a genius or a special edd.

First time I’ve laughed at a lets play type video in ages. Good stuff!

I love ready or not and this made it si much better😂😂😂

1:21 this is one of the funniest moments I’ve ever seen BLARG do….. 🤣🤣

"This is Painful" perfectly describes this session... and the editor's hard work😂

The nightclub was just a Paint The Town Red mission cleanup

"MY FELLOW AMERICANS" *bass boosted static noises intensify*. Man.. what a speech

14:55 mcr in an alternate universe

9:15 them saying this is like that one time SpongeBob saying “we did it Patrick we saved the city” and everyone’s just fucking dead

Just love thoses ready or not videos

8:44 grizzy saying that right as the sign to the right pops up is hilarious 😆

love you smii7y! keep up the amazing content!

Keep up the great work man!!! Love the content❤️

him doing the school map gonna be craaazy

1:45 all I heard was "No Russian."

An ad came on as soon as puffer said “guys quit fuckin-“ 3:15

I love your content keep up the good work

shooter so realistic you develop real ptsd

“You can’t just leave me here like this” *vicious gun clicking* O K A Y :)

These vids make my day

21:59 Blarg Scream Button

bro these videos are just amazing HAHAHA I love this

4:43 he really gave off the "drop it or be droped, homeboy!" Vibe.