Can't wait! "I'm not visiting you, I'm visiting the public footpath!" great line. Really boils the whole point of your channel down to a single quote.

@g.h.w.stewartphilosophy4123

2 жыл бұрын

Wow! Thanks for the pin DJ. You know, it's the first time I've been pinned by a creator. I like your channel especially because you're always polite. Other auditors who shall remain nameless here, come across sometimes as pretty sh£$ people, who happen to be in the right by law, but the wrong ethically. However you've bucked that trend, and that's why I'm subscribed to you and not them. Keep it up DJ.

@jnwms

2 жыл бұрын

@@g.h.w.stewartphilosophy4123 I used to be pinned when he only had 5k sub. He's too popular now!

@MrLiensevi

2 жыл бұрын

Quick replys, Legend!

@g.h.w.stewartphilosophy4123

2 жыл бұрын

@@jnwms ahh the sun shines on us all from time to time.

@pmitch00

2 жыл бұрын

@@g.h.w.stewartphilosophy4123 you are the saddest individual I have ever come across on KZread. Get a life mate.

Poor Clair had a face like a well-smacked arse when you pointed out their data breaches!

@pastrychef476

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@MrPhantom453

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha yes she did!

@jimdixon3131

2 жыл бұрын

Classic stfu line 😂😂😂😂

@thelemmonschannel677

11 ай бұрын

😂 was it Claire Balding? Or Eddie Izzard

@davecarson3D

4 ай бұрын

@@thelemmonschannel677like the eddie lizard remark. But a bit unfair on the woman 😂

Look and Learn Auditors. This guy is at the top of his game. Amazing how he takes command of the situation. Never seen so many confused faces when he educates them.

@Lloyd_Will

Жыл бұрын

Nah as far as the top goes he’s in the top 10 but number one is amagamset press

@sledgehammer92

Жыл бұрын

Agreed great polite but stands ground

@paulmartin9194

3 ай бұрын

​@@Lloyd_Willfocus pocus

The woman in the white coat looks a barrel of laughs.😃

@majorlaff8682

2 жыл бұрын

Are you sure it was a woman?

@AD-53

2 жыл бұрын

Yeas, she wasn't happy apparently lol perhaps because she didn't have hi viz

@wellfightonthebeaches8961

2 жыл бұрын

she looks like a barrel ! could have left it there 😂

@darrylrichardson7940

2 жыл бұрын

@@AD-53 Did she need to wear hi viz on the pavement

@TallSilentGuy

2 жыл бұрын

No - she just looks like a barrel.

I love Clare in her lab coat and pencil skirt, she looks like a scientist in a spy film about to explain how the gadgets work!

@eveoakley6270

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I was about to comment something similar, I couldn’t find the words but you did it for me 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@vivienneandersson6019

2 жыл бұрын

@@eveoakley6270 Happy to oblige!

@ianmartin6023

2 жыл бұрын

She looked like a man

@eveoakley6270

2 жыл бұрын

Got it 😜 Clare is Eddie Izzards sister 😜

@vivienneandersson6019

Жыл бұрын

@@ianmartin6023 You should have gone to Specsavers

" LET'S FOLLOW THE SCENT " bloody brilliant 👏 👌 👍

State of these Muppets

I get a notification of a DJ audit via the bell icon

@noelward8047

2 жыл бұрын

Very good Haha

@darrylrichardson7940

2 жыл бұрын

I think you missed out the word END between bell and icon

@noelward8047

2 жыл бұрын

@@darrylrichardson7940 Gosh. You must feel so clever Haha (Guess what everyone else thinks)

Google Maps street view is suddenly inundated with users looking at those windows 😂

Looks like a good one lots of confusion and oh I am so important I have not a clue in hi vis and a white coat 😂😂😂😂

@markosmith8037

2 жыл бұрын

possibly another COVID "expert"

@darrylrichardson7940

2 жыл бұрын

@@markosmith8037 A covid expert in a perfume testing lab you expert twat

It amazes me how most individuals in the UK lack manners and knowledge of the laws. Look DJ Audits thanks for educating me. Many thanks Sir and I wish you more successful targets.

Very nicely handled DJ. I have to say I’m in awe at how you nipped their attitude in the bud before they could gang up on you by telling them they are in breach of GDPR. Slick man slick

Lab coat Claire was a body language gold mine.

@creekyknee

2 ай бұрын

Those sideways glances.... bless her, can't figure why she is confined to the labs.

You can’t film our property but yet she’s filming you 😵‍💫😵‍💫 you left them speechless It’s like your talking to little children and they aren’t understanding

@mrbluesky9891

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, they're living in a fantasy world.

@pete904ni

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrbluesky9891 toxic managers aren't used to not having power over people.

@mrbluesky9891

2 жыл бұрын

@@pete904ni SO true.

@HumansAreShitFactories

2 жыл бұрын

*you’re

@Nilzipan

Жыл бұрын

That's most people in life unfortunately.

You have a great way of explaining what your doing. You tell them perfectly, but in a way that will make them wonder what your upto 😂👏 very clever DJ thats why your the best at what you do. Keep up the good work. P.s Auditing Britain aswell.👌

Thanks for the last lady to come out and save them other 2 divvys cause that hole 🕳 was getting bigger and bigger,,BRAVO 👏👏👏

of all auditors, I love DJ. What a great job and polite to them idiots. And the drone coverage is great.

I enjoy watching your videos because you push all the limits but you aren’t unnecessarily rude. You definitely give auditing a professionalism that’s sometimes lacking 😆

@fastyaveit

2 жыл бұрын

Most of the unprofessional auditors have been imprisoned or have left auditing because they went after the Police or HMPs, DJ n PJ and a few others actually show interesting stuff, especially from business parks and I enjoy and approve

@beds139

2 жыл бұрын

Are you watching Marti?

@zerofox7347

2 жыл бұрын

@@beds139 Yeah I like Marty’s vids too he’s a funny guy.

@1prime368

Жыл бұрын

Mostly! 🤣

Pennies dropping everywhere! :) When they see the video they will finally understand? Good audit! 👍👍👍🤭🤭🤭

Superb! That woman in the white coat hated that you had an answer for everything. Brilliant

Wish you said you could have been trying to steal the recipes from them to see their reaction. Great work once again and I'll see you on the next one 👍

Welcome to 2022. The world of paranoia.

@scotttchviski6706

2 жыл бұрын

@@royblackburn1163 Was that aimed at me?

@abc33944

2 жыл бұрын

2020... the decade of coincidences !!

White coat Claire wasn’t a happy bunny

@alfsmith4936

2 жыл бұрын

She wears a white coat to play with fragranced oils in a kitchen. She thinks it makes her look important lol

@ShirleyT-Keela

2 жыл бұрын

@@alfsmith4936 😅😅👍

@darrylrichardson7940

2 жыл бұрын

I bet she has a rabbit at home the sort you put batteries in.

😂 Another classic in the making DJ, our evening routine after work Is now, kids in bed and the days DJ Audits on

@Lookup2Wakeup

2 жыл бұрын

Blimey that's an exciting life.....😆

@desdicadoric

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lookup2Wakeup Ahaha true that

@darrylrichardson7940

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lookup2Wakeup He forgot to add after the dj audits vid has ended its then straight on to the porn stuff

Clare’s fuming 😂 what a misery

@ShirleyT-Keela

2 жыл бұрын

That'd be a great name for their next perfume 😁

@dude9038

2 ай бұрын

@@ShirleyT-Keela "Misery" by Claire

When the fragrance comes in a 45 gallon presentation drum we can assume its not exclusive.

@Lookup2Wakeup

2 жыл бұрын

.....😆👍

@James-mn1ng

2 жыл бұрын

Some people smell as if they applied it with a watering can.

@geoffdundee

2 жыл бұрын

Patrick Kelly ...they will be blending fragrances for clients.........the 45gl drums are then sent of to bottling plant......just one of these drums could be worth 100k or more.

@scotttchviski6706

2 жыл бұрын

I got a nice one at the market - 'Essence of Wetherspoons' - can't keep the dogs off me.

@patrickkelly7085

2 жыл бұрын

@@geoffdundee Your a Scotsman and you cant recognise sarcasm come on Jock surely when i described the method of transportation as a presentation 45 gallon drum that might have been a hint.

The dude handled it well; he was prepared to listen and seemed understanding. Fair play.

I think the fork lift driver SCENT them people out to talk to you. 😂😂

@abc33944

2 жыл бұрын

No one likes a grass

They thought they could smell something odd was going on.

@Lookup2Wakeup

2 жыл бұрын

DJ was wearing a competitors fragrance, they thought he was a spy....

@DJAUDITS

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@125brat

Жыл бұрын

@@DJAUDITS Whilst I enjoy your audit videos, just a tip on the shooting/editing. When you zoom in on something, pause for a few seconds then cut to the next shot. Don't zoom in then almost immediately zoom out. Don't have an in and out in the same shot and pause for a few seconds to allow the viewer to see what you're trying to show. It becomes rather irritating and off-putting if the shots are going in/out/in/out constantly and turns the viewer off watching. Keep up the good work!

@Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_

Жыл бұрын

​@@125brat . . good point, why not make a video of it 😮

As drone pilot, flying so much with thd low battery warning is nail biting!

"Woman" in white coat! Is that Eddie Izzard!?

@mrsupplementsUK

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love this quote

@mrsupplementsUK

4 ай бұрын

*** comment

@tobaccorich

3 ай бұрын

😂

🤣🤣🤣 silly Claire, she hated that. Brilliant DJ 👏

You handled that perfect DJ! Excellent video!

Consider yourselves now educated in the rule of law. There is no expectation of privacy in public one cannot trespass pass that Eye 👁. Here here to you my friend God bless Ishmela 🙏

Ha, great video, left em gobsmacked!

Love these vids. Always amazed by these guys. Very simple situation that they escalate for no reason. Bit of civility and all would be fine. Or better yet just leave you be.

It would be interesting to come back in a few weeks to see if the computers are moved…lol

@mrbluesky9891

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, come back and see if they've learned that data is supposed to be PRIVATE.

@ShirleyT-Keela

2 жыл бұрын

They'll probably just reposition the windows 😁

@scotttchviski6706

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShirleyT-Keela Or maybe discover blinds.

very professional done!

I take it Eddie Izzard makes perfume when he's not doing stand up or films. I spotted him in the lab coat straight away.

@Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@davecarson3D

4 ай бұрын

Eddie lizard still looks like a bloke

I thought that ring doorbell was mine, and went to answer the door then 🙈😆

Free education, good one.

Brilliant audit 👌👍🏻👏 its very interesting to know these places exist thank you. Loved the bit about gpr 😂

It's really surprising why they don't put some tinted glass or non-reflective covering to prevent people looking in to their offices and labs ...

@mrbluesky9891

2 жыл бұрын

It's because they don't want to protect YOUR information.

@pdtech4524

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe they have nothing to hide or any confidential data to protect?🤔⚠️

@md-ps2hx

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrbluesky9891 From another perspective, it probably never occurred to them. Either way, it was quite an illuminating (but not illuminati) clip! The woman in the white coat reminded me of Eddie Izzard (aka Eddie is 'ard)

Another great super-interesting video. Well done DJ, many thanks.

"We need notification if you look at our property...".

The bloke in the white coat thinks he’s the police 👮‍♀️

@Lookup2Wakeup

2 жыл бұрын

It's a lady......😆

Superb approach. Love these vids!

Magic mate as usual👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿.

Very well done. Great video.

“Let’s follow the scent”😂😂😂 That tickled me

DJ "I am making a video about your company which I am going to show somebody" Instant paranoia and insecurity from the hi-viz guy..hysterical. If only we had seen Clare's expression it would have been complete terror.

@DJAUDITS

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@slicedpage

Жыл бұрын

@@DJAUDITS you have certainly learned exactly what buttons to push for a reaction, lovin' it

Their faces when you mentioned the computer screens lololol

DJ, thanks for the info.

Quality as always haha.

I knew a young lady who got a job at CPL when they had a place near Hatfield broad oak in Essex , she had an amazing sense of smell and was hired for that.

@JCAUDITS

Жыл бұрын

No farting around her then

That’s a nice tree innit lol was my favourite bit haha

Hi dj they really took you're advice about there computer 🖥 screens facing they there windows well done for putting them straight mate

The long walk of shame at the end.😁

You sir, are amazing 👏

brilliant👍

Nice one 👍

Poor Clair was very stressed but I'm sure they will learn from it 😃

@rogerborg

7 ай бұрын

Because of _her_ choices.

At exactly one minute in I thought the woman closest to the window had brought her child along. The office chair Looks like a kid in a hoodie watching mum work lol.

The things you stumble into amaze me.

Poor lass looked choked at 12.48 to being sussed out x

They all wanted to give their ten scents worth, and didn't come up smelling of roses. I'll get my coat. To be fair, you can 100% tell that Claire is a scientist, she was listening intently, gathering data, and absolutely following the logic of your argument.

@johnmanning5568

11 ай бұрын

Scents! Very witty! Well done.

As soon as they saw you they started making a pooey pants aroma.

DJ excellent work!!!! 😆🧐👍👍👍👍🇬🇧made my day.....

I saw the thumbnail and thought hey this is Back to the Future McFly

The lady you said was Claire actually looks to be Charlotte Purcell, who is the Global Technical Director. Although she looks different on the picture on the CPL website under the Our Leadership team area, it's her as she has the same watch and neckless on ;).

@jdaley197931

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe Charlotte is camera shy and wore someone else's lab coat?

@skynetintex5878

2 жыл бұрын

@@jdaley197931 Possibly, but she looked very comfortable in front of the camera, unlike the others :P.

@jdaley197931

2 жыл бұрын

@@skynetintex5878 Fair point :-) I can see a similarly. Maybe she's been with the company for a while and the website picture is when she was younger.

@skynetintex5878

2 жыл бұрын

@@jdaley197931 Yup. Cross-referencing LinkedIn, she's been there for 11 years and 6 months :O.

@skynetintex5878

2 жыл бұрын

Not sure why I feel the need to look up such things. I must be bored/boring.

Well done you came up smelling of Roses Mr D.J.

Can you do a video on drone laws to help people out? I have a drone, but it’s over 250g, it all just seems a bit convoluted… thanks 🙏

Brilliant 🤣 you literally left them speechless when you first mentioned the pc screens facing the public footpath. Class 👌

They all have there arms crossed which is some sort of subconscious gesture to say that they’re not happy bunnies

@PhillipParr

2 жыл бұрын

As well as defensive, crossed arms can also be comforting; they're walking away from a perceptibly odd / tense situation, and comforting themselves.

Brilliant well sorted stuck for words lol.

More foreigners who think they know the law 😀

@johnkelly9463

2 жыл бұрын

Says a man with a foreign surname,

@darrylrichardson7940

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnkelly9463 says a man with two first names.

Brilliant 👏 👏 👏 👏

I checked my door bell when I heard the ring on this video 😂😂😂😂 I think Ring definitely needs to allow for individual ring door bell sounds 😂😂😂

Come down to weston and do my workplace, gates never closed, we deal with £30,000 products with millions of materials all over the place. Would be a great video, legit bro 🤙

I really liked the way talk on top up that you are very polite .

They were polite enough .well handled

Well handled Mr D

The woman in the white coat is either Susan Boyle's lovechild or Alan Partridge's assistant. Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Love it ❤

Good audit mate 👍

Latest mass shooter in Texas, USA, breached a building designed virtually identical to that first one - single story with many windows.

Another great video DJ 👍

*Nobody* expects the Spanish Inquisition! Are we going to get the right response?

@noelward8047

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't Shoot Brilliant Haha

How dare you not know and follow their "standard procedure". The revelation that windows work both ways came as a real shock to them, and you think a scientific company would realise that asking the same question half a dozen times isn't going to elicit a different response.

Love the channel bro. 💯👍

much better

Legend 👏

16:28 Like our friend AB says: the walking of shame! 😂

Anyone else’s dogs go nuts when DJs ring doorbell rings 🤣

❤ your work

Excellent audit

A very pleasant man in the hi-vis jacket

I would never walk cologne around there 🤣that was a close (after) shave😂

Another mint one

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they just looked Lost for words