Holy shit, that Screweyes death scene is legitimately disturbing.

@thecinematicmind

9 жыл бұрын

It's different than most villain deaths I can say!

@LieseFury

9 жыл бұрын

If it wasn't borderline plagiarized from The End of Evangelion, I'd agree.

@blackfang04

9 жыл бұрын

+Garrett Thomas EoE came out in 1997, four years after this did.

@LieseFury

9 жыл бұрын

***** Wow, this was 1993? I'm pretty impressed with the animation, then. Also I'm now considering the idea that one of the best animated movies of all time stole a scene from fucking We're Back.

@blackfang04

9 жыл бұрын

+Garrett Thomas Yeah, it has a very Don Bluth-esque style to it; especially the prehistoric scenes. T. Rex looks basically like a friendlier Sharp Tooth.

Did... Did the movie just have us see a petty, grovelling old man who was asking for his brother's mercy, get EATEN by a horde of crows?

@maugos

6 жыл бұрын

Eaten by a MURDER of crows. ;)

@tfkisawesome

6 жыл бұрын

max larsen Yes, yes it did.

@jeffmusyoka1876

6 жыл бұрын

Yep

@starvoltnexus3139

6 жыл бұрын

max larsen yes yes we did and it’s a children’s movie

@crackedemerald4930

6 жыл бұрын

A FAMILY picture

Fun fact: The original plot for Ice Age: Continental Drift was going to be about Manny, Sid,Diego, and the others being frozen over time and thaw out in the 21st century, it also would’ve been called Ice Age: Th4wed, kind-of like this movie.

@romdan7136

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if one of the writers saw this movie on TV and immediately ran to the directors and begged them not to use that plot XD

@pennysanchez7656

Жыл бұрын

@@romdan7136 And then Don Bluth’s original concept is retooled and the rest is history.

@vahidhosoda6614

Жыл бұрын

Huh then they would’ve been like monsters inc 2 and likely when time traveling back like sb 129 they would probably get punished for entering the late Holocene human world

@NeoConnor1

Жыл бұрын

The sad thing is they can still use that plot for ice age 7.

@richardarbetter4043

Жыл бұрын

We’re Back: An Ice Age Story

Whether this movie was good or not, you have to admit one thing... ...... ......... John Goodman has an awesome singing voice.

@BigEvil6686

7 жыл бұрын

John Goodman is just awesome. That is all.

@Goomyx1492

7 жыл бұрын

Any movie with John Goodman is a good movie. I know this is late. I don't care Xp

@Goomyx1492

7 жыл бұрын

Sully in Monsters Inc. (for animated at least)

@kujikawathemeekmage3640

6 жыл бұрын

MetalSonicReject - I liked this movie... and his singing was great

@ok_uh_eli_i_guess376

5 жыл бұрын

Not as good as DK

you know... I can't be the only one really loving this animation, it does scream Spielberg all over the place, and Screweyes deathscene.... that's dark

@anirudhviswanathan3986

6 жыл бұрын

デグレーットヒロX Yeah it is very Spielberg. Wish it was as Spielberg in its story.

@kimifw58

4 жыл бұрын

@@anirudhviswanathan3986 It definitely has all the Spielbergisms... except for good direction. Even a story as silly as this could be good if it was adequately explained and allowed viewers time to take it in.

@nickcopeland6915

2 жыл бұрын

Spielberg's studio made this movie.

@JamailvanWestering

2 жыл бұрын

@@anirudhviswanathan3986 I think the problem there is that it’s based on a book

@BDNeon

2 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah, all the stuff he rips on on the review is valid... but holy jeez that animation really is gorgeous. The smoothness of the movement, the characters changing angle and the animation managing to maintain perspective smoothly, that's a really really REALLY hard thing to pull off well in traditional animation. Plus I've always felt like the whole mixing 2D and 3D animation thing was just too short-lived and it was a REALLY neat way to animate a movie, like how in some scenes the cars or buildings or whatever were CGI while the rest was still traditionally animated.

"You're raping Spider-man, you fucking fascist!" I really want that on a T-shirt.

@theAngryscotman

8 жыл бұрын

+theAngryscotman It should be in the next Marvel film. Poor Spideys bent over in a basement and Red Scull's about to go Pulp Fiction on him and Captain America busts in and shouts it.

@FaceUnreality

8 жыл бұрын

+theAngryscotman Would make the new Spider-Man the best yet.

@Appalachia_haints

8 жыл бұрын

+theAngryscotman I need this right now.

@theAngryscotman

8 жыл бұрын

Purple Guy We all do.

@Reapermaskhybrid

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like what Disney's doing to Marvel nowadays.

Note to self, never sign a contract that requirs you to sign in blood.

@wjzav1971

7 жыл бұрын

and never sign a contract that is blank

@Lone_Rocket

7 жыл бұрын

WJZAV Both very solid rules.

@dragonheart1236

7 жыл бұрын

T_alsomeGames both are probably signs of devil contracts

@amadmadmadhatter276

6 жыл бұрын

The Loneliest Rocket I looked at this comment right at that scene

@amadmadmadhatter276

6 жыл бұрын

The Loneliest Rocket kids talking about dinosaurs in bubbles! FUCKING BUBBLES!!!!

18:40 According to a partially found deleted scene (from when John Malkovich was going to be the voice of Prof. Screweyes), the reason he has that name and namesake is because when he was young, a crow pecked it out because a berry landed on it, as he was asnooze under a berry bush. Thus he gained a fear of crows, and came to the conclusion that the world made no sense. Quoting the particular moment, "I have a peculiar fear of crows, so; I keep them by me. I watch them with a real eye, and a steel eye. I am afraid of them, but I am their master. I am the master of my fear!" Not much else of this deleted scene has been uncovered, so I can only speculate that between that and his final scene in the movie, his scary circus is to his fear, what pain killers are to headaches; Scaring and being surrounded by humans makes Screweyes less fearing and traumatized about the sleeping berry bush Incident. It can also be speculated that the crow in the final shot was the very same crow that poked his eyes out in the first place. It was uploaded to KZread sometime in May 2009, I imagine somebody who watched Nostalgia Critic videos back then musta known about it.

@pqcowboychanel

2 жыл бұрын

Wow a recent comment!

@BDNeon

2 жыл бұрын

It also makes a sort of poetic sense about what happened. He was literally consumed by his fears.

That death scene at the end belongs in a much better movie.

@alienonlsd3209

6 жыл бұрын

If they had kept his origin story in this film I would Aussie say he deserves to be in a better movie entirely not just as death also yeah what's up with that

@Zikkar

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@kirakiryu1020

4 жыл бұрын

BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!

@tylerking1207

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know what to describe Professor Screweye's death.

@alexjewett7455

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

So Albert Einstein made a time machine kidnapped the Land Before Time rejects and they met up with the human versions of Lisa Simpson and Goofy's son Max... stay away from drugs kids...

@jayblade2000

9 жыл бұрын

+MASON MOOTS And don't write screenplays on the stuff either

@legosimonify

7 жыл бұрын

i thought gipetto made the time machine

@felynecomrade

7 жыл бұрын

Isn't Lisa Simpson the human version of Lisa Simpson?

@mattyboy3576

6 жыл бұрын

+felynecomrade the non simpsons version

@austinwright09

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, we need much, MUCH more drugs exactly like this now

"This is 'The Land Before Time On Crystal Meth'..." I like to think that's the whole title of the movie. That shit kills me. Also, one thing I never noticed about Doug's character that's not right. Puke takes the cigarette out of his mouth far too often. In the actual movie, he nearly NEVER takes that damn cigarette out of his mouth.

@dannydark1452

2 ай бұрын

Omg I totally agree that line was correct and had me going 😂

18:31 *A FAMILY PICTURE!*

@zachmanf.7479

5 жыл бұрын

FROM HELL!

@brentcatherman8762

5 жыл бұрын

That wasn't so bad. There was no bones or anything left behind just a screw. I thought he just disappeared since it makes about as much sense as anythign else in this movie.

@ok_uh_eli_i_guess376

5 жыл бұрын

That’s gonna haunt the shit outta me!

@alexjewett7455

4 жыл бұрын

True

I'd like to see Barney the Dinosaur take some of that brain drain.

@skepticalbaby6912

7 жыл бұрын

TheDreweMaster Barney doesn't need the brain drain. Barney IS the brain drain!

@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario

5 жыл бұрын

Skeptical Baby holy ship

@gageperuti5519

5 жыл бұрын

I think he'd need a brain for it to work.

@Emisop

5 жыл бұрын

He's a living stuffed animal. He can't take the brain drain.

@johanharmse1789

5 жыл бұрын

You're assuming he hasn't already?

Trouble I had with this move even when I was a kid, was that I never saw Prof. Screweye as a bad person. That clown DID say that people went to his circus to be scared. Knott's Scary Farm, Universal Studios Halloween Haunt, Disney's Haunted Mansion... Ring any bells or should I try and compile a list of all the horror movies have been made since the beginning of the movies? He wasn't hurting ANYONE. All he was really doing was just giving these people what they wanted. Furthermore, I remember that when the kids tell him their intent he says, "Well you ran away to the wrong circus, go home!" They insisted. Yes, he pushed Rocky's hand to the contract but Rocky was already reaching out towards it so he already had the intent inside of him to join. Note, Prof. Screweye never did anything to the kids until AFTER they signed themselves away to him. Same thing with the dinosaurs. They had to agree to take his Brain Drain before he actually gave it to them. So, yeah, the guy was eccentric and a little cruel, but I've seen worse in kid movies.

@DH1986

9 жыл бұрын

+MrWhitman Right, he didn't kill all younglings and watch a planet explode like Vader. " Of course everyone forgave Vader and screw eye got ate by crows.

@AfroGannon

8 жыл бұрын

+MrWhitman good point i would say his evilest is how he treats the clown and the unforgiving labour. or raising man eating crows

@TheFaeQueen

8 жыл бұрын

Well, he did get a signature without giving the kid the contract first and then enforced it. It's actually illegal to get agreement without explaining the contract first. So that part was pretty terrible.

@nickwerner7983

3 жыл бұрын

HalloWeekends?

@mckenzie.latham91

3 жыл бұрын

He literally co-signs two underage kids into a lifetime of slavery

9:00 I know kids shouldn't just have everything they point at, but come on, this scene just melts my cold and hardened adult heart.

@ruthrichardson9717

Жыл бұрын

Fr as a kid I wanted a hat just because of this scene 😂

5:20 But wouldn't making Hitler happy as a child lead him to a completely different path? I think the real problem is he focuses on children, that already have a decent life, and/or are otherwise safe from the Route of Madness.

@psychetitan3529

5 жыл бұрын

You actually can't change the past since the paradox theory stats that if you go back to change the past then the event that happened which caused you to go back and change the past never happened meaning that you would never to back to the past to change making it so the past was never change and the event would still happen. It's kinda confusing but in short it's saying that changing the past makes it so there is nothing to change and what ever you do will create a paradox.

Did you substitute a cigarette with a light brown Crayola marker?

@wd-type9643

7 жыл бұрын

Olaf Von Hambergler rip I noticed it too

@stinker9240

7 жыл бұрын

Olaf Von Hambergler omg I noticed it now. Lol

@anikmonette2140

6 жыл бұрын

Olaf Von Hambergler LoL I wasn't sure...😁

@proudtobeme1ashkente

6 жыл бұрын

I don't think so. He even lit the thing and it smoked like any cigarette would, while plastic probably wouldn't after such short contact with fire.

@timothymclean

6 жыл бұрын

P. Roud Tobi Mi ...Crayons aren't made out of plastic. They're made out of wax. Also paper.

i loved this as a kid, i still do

@vickolous

7 жыл бұрын

Same here man, it was soooo good and soo cool

@deeyannie2339

7 жыл бұрын

craig thomas I miss this movie so much.

@transorm987

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@madmanzeek9081

7 жыл бұрын

I don't know why he is saying this is god awful movie this is one of the better kids movies from the 90's

@amadmadmadhatter276

6 жыл бұрын

craig thomas me too. Especially the song "roll back the rock"

My dad never taught me to shoot a protester. *sniff*

@mindshuffler3332

9 жыл бұрын

Sorry dude, they have rights now.

@347tester

9 жыл бұрын

that's sad xc

@DavidJamesHenry

9 жыл бұрын

Christian Blaise Next thing you know, they'll be demanding their lefts.

@347tester

9 жыл бұрын

+Fancy Scott you guy's are going make me cry

@mollineux

8 жыл бұрын

+RobotGoggles My dad taught me to shoot prostitutes instead of protestants.

dinosaur= old person, thats how a dino golfing makes sense :P

@mistere.m.p.1573

6 жыл бұрын

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

I've got to admit, the clown quitting his job scene was actually pretty good. Of course, the 10 year old kissing scene made me uncomfortable immediately. If they were 16 year olds, it would be cute, but with 10 year olds it just makes you uncomfortable

@Amzsie

7 жыл бұрын

And every time there was a "love" scene they drew the kids with... seductive eyes? (For lack of a better word) It was really weird, THEYRE KIDS

@mistalp1447

7 жыл бұрын

Amzsie Yeah, if there wasn't the seductive voices/eyes, it would look less like the girl went through puberty when she was 7

@mistalp1447

7 жыл бұрын

Amzsie And then there was that weird crow scene. That one legitimately disturbed me... And he speaks as if the crows were always there, and they were waiting for...audiences to dislike him so that they could...go on him and...make him...disappear...?

@literallyglados

5 жыл бұрын

Mista LP they ate him

@DoctorWhoKage

4 жыл бұрын

I think all this weird shit was in here because there were a lot of scenes cut that could give us more context for the world we're thrust into and that including said scenes would make the movie too long. There's a difference between making a movie and making a video game (or, a novel).

I liked screweyes, he was a creepy villain, particularly his death scene. I tolerated the other stuff.

@chayden153

6 жыл бұрын

girlysword I don't even remember the death scene, and I've seen this movie a million times

@CaptainCretaceous91

5 жыл бұрын

I totally see him and Neweyes as wizards from Ilvermorny.

I honestly thought this film is pretty dark and also very clever

@transorm987

4 жыл бұрын

@Brandon Brooks...

@misterdewott8766

4 жыл бұрын

@@transorm987 Haha you got Owned

@transorm987

4 жыл бұрын

@@misterdewott8766 Sure did

When I was a kid, there was only one reason I watched this movie. It had dinosaurs.

@hammbonethegamer4505

2 жыл бұрын

Same here... but now I legitimately love it

@gageperuti5519

Жыл бұрын

Same.

You may take our Videos, but you'll never take... OUR CRITIC!!

@nickhall8134

6 жыл бұрын

Give me a hell yeah

@GreekShinobi223

6 жыл бұрын

Nick Hall me too

@tamari9966

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickhall8134 HELL YEAH !!!!!

is it just me or did the logic in this movie change when the t-rex regained his intelligence when the boy begged the t-rex to not eat Screweye?

I love how Neweyes dropping the dinos into the present the way he did indirectly granted all the wishes they heard earlier on, beyond just the Dino based ones like the girl who wanted a hat and Louie wanting a friend. I thought that was a cool element to show how many steps ahead and in control at all times Neweyes was but wish they went a little further with it too..I also realize this meant Neweyes must have had at least a pretty good idea how things would play out with his brother and basically enabled the orchestration of his demise..pretty dark and it makes you realize both of them are playing God with the timeline but by wanting to make what he feels is a positive impact over seeking more basic self gratification like his brother, Neweyes is doing a LOT more potential harm to the future and not above sacrificing pretty much anything to atain his personalized goal. As long as things work out the way feels is a happy ending, he is willing to put a bunch of dinosaurs and kids through Hell and sacrifice his brothers life. He has the power of TIME TRAVEL. He can manipulate and change anything that has happened at will so putting his brothers fate down to his own doing when the events that lead to said fate where all because of neweyes' grand design and he could change ANYTHING he wants it REALLY makes him come off as a heartless narcissist. The books were pretty trippy to start though and there was a great short deleted scene that both helps explain both the origins of screw eyes and his death..it's sort of a Batman thing if Batman became more like the joker where he embraces a traumatic childhood moment to use what he is afraid of for his life goals of terrorizing others as a way to feed his own damaged phsych so I'd LOVE to see this redone with a little work to the story. Delving a bit more into screweyes and his relashionship with his brother, showing off the strategic mastery of neweyes a bit better in a way that makes him more three dimensional than just the perfect grandpa figure..and using the Dino subplot to tell the story of the brothers over vice versa would be an awesome take. Seeing how they are doing this already with the Disney live action villain movies and similar stuff has been done in "wicked", "oz the great and powerfull" and the like, I don't feel it would be too absurd to have the story of Screweeys still being a menacing threat (and maybe build him up even more since he can turn a bit geezery and lame at certain moments) but explore his sour relationship with his brother more that made him this way. A madman satist with hyper advanced technogoly from a distant future whos one goal is to bring sheer terror to our time period. If done right, he can be the most terrifying villain we've seen in some time and Neweyes..well..he can be the most terrifying antihero to go with him. Clearly he has beyond godly power at his fingertips and only direction based on what HE feels is justified. The implications of how he can unstoppable shape his univers in his image at the cost of countless lives as they were is massive! These are the truely two most INTERESTING characters in the movie and should have had the most focus on them the whole time. I love John Goodman and I LOVE dinos..but yeah..Neweyes and Screweye were WAY too underused and as tired as I am with dark remakes "fixing" what wasn't broken on great villains to make them relatable for no reason, I think this is an exception that could greatly benefit from that treatment!

The best opening to a Nostalgia Critic review ever! Without it I would never know Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas!

@johnw4334

9 жыл бұрын

If you liked fear and loathing in Las Vegas you should check out "where the buffalo roam." It has Bill Murray as Hunter s. Thompson. Good flick.

@thecinematicmind

9 жыл бұрын

John W I want to see that after watching the trailer! So thank you!

@josethebioform7519

7 жыл бұрын

The Cinematic Mind if you like Thompson I suggest reading his novel the rum diary . It's good the movie is utterly different but still fun

@MrHari888

5 жыл бұрын

Cinefix for me. Loved seeing Nostalgia Critic reference it as a story telling medium

This was one of Doug's best performances. "You'd think with five dinosaurs set loose on Manhattan, *something* would be accomplished." Brilliant. And those crows were like something out of Dunwall... ( o _ o)

I remember watching We're Back when I was seven I think on the Disney Channel. It was on one of the nights I was home for a week because I had a bad cold. Or maybe the flu. One of those. I didn't think the film was that bad. It could be because I was seven and had little critical reasoning skills. Or it could because I was hopped up on cold medicine. And not the over the counter kind. Oh no. This was the good stuff. The stuff you need a prescription for.

@aidwin85

9 жыл бұрын

+MariusIoannesP are you okay

@Mariusioannesp

9 жыл бұрын

+Goondrool :^) I feel fine. Why do you ask?

@aidwin85

9 жыл бұрын

MariusIoannesP it's just... the way you just rambled

@janehearon7518

9 жыл бұрын

+MariusIoannesP ^_~

@janehearon7518

9 жыл бұрын

+MariusIoannesP ^_~

Okay so my mom got me this movie for me because I loved dinosaurs as a little child. I watched this movie once and never again. I never picked it up again because the death scene of the guy with the screw eye scared me so bad that I never wanted to watch it again. Here I am to resurface memories that have been suppressed for almost an entire decade.

@BrokeBot

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr now I remember why I only watched this once

16:10 How to Train Your Dinosaur

Calvin's a 6 year old, not a 5 year old. Can't believe no ones brought that up yet.

Why does the Trike eat sausage?

@michaelsanford3899

9 жыл бұрын

+BestTitanosaurus because its a bad kids movie.

@Mariusioannesp

9 жыл бұрын

+BestTitanosaurus That's what I wondered when I was watching this movie when I was seven.

@codo820

9 жыл бұрын

+BestTitanosaurus Easy fat joke is easy. You know this.

@besttitanosaurus7742

9 жыл бұрын

Nope, it's just a common shortening for Triceratops. Hell, I don't even think Jurassic Park said Triceratops at all, just Trike.

@coreyrex

9 жыл бұрын

I KEEP SEEING YOU EVERYWHERE

Critic's complaint with the singing/parade scene was the kid being believed, but my issue was WHY DIDN'T THEY REALIZE THE DINOSAURS WERE REAL DURING THAT WHOLE MUSICAL NUMBER? They were singing and dancing and jumping around in ways we all know robots couldn't do at the time! So what gives? They were clearly real but nobody believed they could be real until the kid announced it?

the circus scene scared me to my very core as a child ... I should give it another watch LOL

@javiercastellanosgarcia3725

6 жыл бұрын

I thought on edgar allan poe when I saw that

land before time on crystal meth is the best description for this movie, yet I still loved it as a kid, and I find it enjoyable now-a-days

This was a movie my parents bought for me and I watched on a tiny TV in the backseat of an SUV on a long, straight drive from New York State to the Florida Panhandle. It has a....bizarrely special place in my heart.

“If anybody’s kissing anybody, you should be kissing me.” Could you imagine Lisa trying to seduce Colin like that?

@pennysanchez7656

Жыл бұрын

Well, considering that this movie had some adorable shipping between Cecilia and Louie, this wouldn’t be far off from that.

At 10:56 you can sign saying Jurassic park on it

@AnnabelYskes

5 жыл бұрын

The same year of this movie and Jurassic park

Doctor Who did dinosaurs on a spaceship better.

@seanshogun1957

4 жыл бұрын

Duke Spubber exactly that was a good episode

@OfficerFriendly2006

4 жыл бұрын

Damn right.

Raoul Puke needs to make a return appearance.

10:28 Mr. Rex, I don't feel so good....

I actually still have a working cassette tape with both "Roll Back the Rock (to the Dawn of Time)" performed by John Goodman, and the version performed by Little Richard. Both of these songs are pretty catchy in my opinion, and I have good time whenever I play them. On a separate note, I still like it how the filmmakers threw in that Jurassic Park easter egg during John Goodman's performance of "Roll Back the Rock (to the Dawn of Time)" - which you can get a good view at the 20:00 mark.

Used to love this movie as a kid. Now, as an adult, I see how much of a crazy fever dream this is....

17:49 And a TFS meme was born.

"I feel as though I'm stuck in a Far Side cartoon with no caption" There's plenty of them with no caption that were quite understandable without them, Doug...

Still my favorite nostalgia critic review!

@jayblade2000

9 жыл бұрын

+thatmetalhead9000 "My voice gives me super-strength!"

@MetFanMac

8 жыл бұрын

"I feel like I'm stuck in a Far Side cartoon with no caption" is still one of the best similes ever uttered. And I still lose it at "Land Before Time on crystal meth".

@rudyfermal4326

7 жыл бұрын

MetFanMac its true though

FUN FACT: After the little girl says that the dinosaurs are real, the people are starting to panic where Louie and Cecila splits up to meet up at the Circus in Central Park, the man with a camera, a Jurassic Park T-Shirt and an Amblimation cap is actually Steven Spielberg himself.

15:20 This line was brought to you by Yoda Simpson.

No one else is noticing the Ghost Buster's Building blowing up at 11:05?

@alexandriapape208

Жыл бұрын

11:06

0:28 can we all just take a second to appreciate that harmony?

So is this Doug playing NC playing Hunter?

"I wish I could see one of those flying dinosaurs!" Excuuuuse me. There were no flying dinosaurs.

Doug, your Hunter S Thompson impression is awesome. Like, you've got the speech patterns and stuff down really well.

Screweye's death reminds me of Bioshock... Crows....

Anyone who read the comics would know the T-rex wasn't the first to rape Spiderman.

@spencercollins200

7 жыл бұрын

Nathan Higgins wait what!?

@gottesurteil3201

7 жыл бұрын

Spencer Collins Peter Parker was sexually molested as a child, look it up.

@spencercollins200

7 жыл бұрын

Nathan Higgins ok I will

@vietquynguyen

7 жыл бұрын

kyotheman69 by Uncle Ben nonetheless.

@tavoknaza7086

7 жыл бұрын

Fishwalk It wasnt Uncle Ben.

I really want that eerie version of the song "My Favorite Things"

This movie was my shit as a kid! It was beautiful IMO.

My god, Critic really did remind me of Hunter S. Thompson in this review. Or, at least him played by Johnny Depp in the movie.

Nostaglia. XD

@johnfakename1178

9 жыл бұрын

+CanTheGameStart He was referencing 0:05 where Nostalgia Critic is spelled wrong. Looks like you're the one who got it wrong, buddy.

@juansaldivar9204

8 жыл бұрын

+CanTheGameStart lol what a jackass

@johnfakename1178

8 жыл бұрын

Juan Saldivar Excuse me, but I think you just ignored my previous comment.

I remember loving this movie as a kid, but I distinctly remember recognizing that the plot made no sense (or at the least something along that vein that I could rationalize as a child).

I honestly love this movie because as a kid I loved it lol. Hard for me to hate it.

The little girl said it was Thanksgiving. NC says the parade was not representing of the time. They are in New York. It's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. If anything makes sense in this movie, it's that. ..Roll Back The Rock is catchy as fuck. It will be stuck in my head all week.

Never seen this movie. To be honest, I kinda forgot it exists.

@buttAttack

9 жыл бұрын

+Paradox Acres I cant forget this movie.. the seen were the eldest brother is eaten by the crows still haunts my dreams to this day.

@LivinitBigTime

9 жыл бұрын

+Paradox Acres I WISH I could forget it existed *shudders*

@michaelsanford3899

9 жыл бұрын

+123456789 987654321 that scene is really creepy

@paradoxacres1063

9 жыл бұрын

lol I have *no idea* what you guys are talking about :) Never watched this movie, but..it doesn't look too bad.

@paradoxacres1063

9 жыл бұрын

Brandon Roberts I've heard of it but forgotten all about it till this review came out.

The animation is very good, John Goodman's song was nice and catchy, and the actors do look like they are trying. It seems like something I would watch if I was a kid.

I actually like this movie but this review is funny! 🤣

This was my favorite movie as a kid! The nostalgia is real.

The animation in this movie is surprisingly good

How ironic that Disney Channel once aired this movie on TV, and that led people thinking it was a Disney movie, despite it was owned by Universal! You know, on of Disney’s rivals?

I was absolutely obsessed with this movie as a kid, I would watch it all the time. If the songs are played now I’ll still jam out

I actually liked this movie, still do. Especially when I'm wasted ^_^

I actually kind like this film, it has nice animation, the music score is great, the voice acting is good, Professor Screweyes was a great villain and I honestly found the Stubs quitting scene very funny. That being said this is a good film, but it does has some flaws. The Police chase scene goes way to longer, even for an hour and 10 minute movie. I think the movie should have more songs, if it wants to be a musical or have no songs at all, because having just one came out of nowhere, and despite the movie titled We're Back a Dinosaur's Story is kind of misleading title and an odd because it kind sound like a sequel because it's called "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story" they coming back to the big screen and it's also the title on the book that was based on.

10:57 Apparently this takes place in the year 1993 because the movie theater in the background is playing Jurassic Park

do more Hunter S. Thompson styled reviews

@catalinamelo9932

7 жыл бұрын

Dorian Xanyn yup I agree

THAAAAAATS COOOMEDYYY!!!!!!

@claytoncondo3460

4 жыл бұрын

Drew Kaplan "No it's not!" "This is the circumcison of comedy!"

Jontron: What ....... what the fu

Imagine being saved from the jaws of a tyrannosaurus only to be eaten piece-by-piece by a murder of crows.

@cellytron

2 жыл бұрын

That’s true, it’s almost like, what’s the point? The stupid dinosaur may as well have eaten him. This was clearly his day to die!

Here’s the lesson: Never run away from home no matter what. Kids in abusive households may not necessarily need to apply

I actually really enjoyed this one. I remember seeing it before I turned 9 and how much I was dazzled by the animation, dinosaur characters, main song and voice work. I actually confused it with a Don Bluth film since I was raised on his work - oddly enough, it wasn't, but it was financed by the Amblin Animation department of Universal, executive-produced by Spielberg AND released simultaneously with JURASSIC PARK. I even remember watching it at a lock-in at school during the 3rd grade with other students. That being said, I guess the dark tone really put off some people - my kid brother didn't even want to revisit it after the first viewing and no matter how many times I wanted to see it again he kept insisting on not doing so. I guess it scared him so much that he hated it, but me, I was never that disturbed too much.

0:07 oh yeah I love watching the Nostaglia Critic, even more than The Agnry Vimeo Nerd, and Liknara

The death of the baddie is legitimately terrifying. The raptors in Jurassic Park didn't eat that fast.

Also, Rex is NOT a T-Rex, they have two claws, he has three, he's an allosaurus.

@cjwrench07

5 жыл бұрын

Mitch Miller could easily be a hybrid. We’ve found dozens of very large predators, seemingly with hybridization. It’s a form of evolution, that makes sense for dinosaurs, and their amazing success for a hundred million years. While we’ve barely been around for a million.

@corvuscallosum5079

5 жыл бұрын

That's not remotely how hybridization works. Tyrannosaurus and Allosaurus are too distantly related, besides having existed tens of millions of years apart. Also, less importantly, dinosaurs were around for closer to 200 million years, compared to Homo sapiens, which has logged less than a million so far.

@joeschmoe2843

3 жыл бұрын

200 million years yet they didn’t invent pizza? Failures.

13:27 The first MOTHER FUCKING T-REX! ?

I always love to watch the Nostaglia Critic

17:17 You big killjoy! THAT'S THE BEST PART!!!!

Oh my god! I watched this as a kid, but totally forgot what it was named, so I've just been thinking about it now and then, but never really able to find it! Thank you, Doug!

8:05 Helloooooo, Lisa Simpson. LOL 😂

Ha-ha, Fozzy journalism instead of Gonzo journalism. I see what you did there. (PS I still love this movie)

thanks for introducing me to this version of My Favorite Things

Man its criminal how good Doug Walker used to be. This is a masterstroke.

Mother of God, I want to see NC be Raul Puke again!

THIS was made by Steven Spielberg's studio ?!! This. Can't. Be. Explained !!

Oh my gosh I used to have this VHS tape and I watched it SO many times~ I LOVE this movie, it's definitely one of my childhood favourites

I remember this! I must have suppressed my memories of this, you brought them back Critic.

10:05 Come on, New York City on Thanksgiving? It's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. As mentioned by a point in the flight scene, Louie's plan was to pass them off as robotic dinos in the Parade so they could pass through the city on the way to Central Park without creating a panic. Rex's musical number ruined it.

@matteocaiti4878

Жыл бұрын

Another example of the nostalgia critic not knowing everything

You know, a "Family" picture.

17:52 I always remember that line.

Doug Walker doing an impression of Fred Flintstone: "Gee, Barney. After all these years, I thought you were after my Fruity Pebbles."

6:54 kids watching this will have no idea