Oh man whata treat, time to drink bourbon and pretend I have two friends

I love the episodes where its just Mark and Sam.

@chaddebeau0308

2 жыл бұрын

So 98% of them?

@sisenor6841

2 жыл бұрын

I love the episodes.. all of them

@austinands

2 жыл бұрын

I love to shit on the floor then bevel the corners of my house with it. Then let it dry and paint over it. Takes time but all it takes is shit and paint.

@PearlDrumsHead

2 жыл бұрын

@@austinands I thought I was the only one

Just saw Mark's half hour on Netflix and it's hilarious!! All new material and is killlls! Mark rides jokes like waves. Paddles out and BLAM BLAM BLAM!

@lonewolf604

2 жыл бұрын

comedy

@mjaada

2 жыл бұрын

it was funny that the last joke in the special was something he pitched in an early episode of this podcast to Sam

@calex901

2 жыл бұрын

This surfing reference is hilarious. Paddles out, duck dives, goes left, BIG WRAP, and nails the joke. Uh-oh, kook (heckler) drops in on him...

@thedonofthsht76-58

2 жыл бұрын

@@mjaada oh nice!! Didn't notice that but always cool to know where a joke came from

@thedonofthsht76-58

2 жыл бұрын

@@calex901 yea we can't let the kook paddle out!!🤣🤣

It was really quite endearing how Sam wants Mark to get health insurance. They really care for each other.

Two bears, your moms house, bad friends, all great but I really love this one the most

@TheDJOblivion

5 ай бұрын

They all make the same mistake, over production. We watch these things because we want to be a fly on the wall and hangout, not watch a production. That's why all the NY pods blew up, and Rogan stays on top.

I might be drunk, but recs and peeves from the boys always brightens my night

@h3althpoints697

2 жыл бұрын

The recs haber been gold so far

@bombslikesaddam

2 жыл бұрын

Even when Mark repeats one he already used

@chadfunkhouser8899

2 жыл бұрын

@@bombslikesaddam AAaqPPPP

@scroopynoopers2892

2 жыл бұрын

recs, peeves and a bit

@loubloom777

2 жыл бұрын

i love the movie recs

Finding out these two great comedians are friends AND have a podcast is the best Christmas Gift ever!

Mark, global entry includes tsa precheck. Your New Years resolutions gotta be: get global entry & health insurance !

@toastedjoe1013

2 жыл бұрын

He went to college. Any college application is 100x worse. You don't have to write an essay about why you want global entry.

@AgendaInMind

2 жыл бұрын

Health care is speed dying. They only put you on chemo and radiation faster.

@purplypinkish6828

2 жыл бұрын

Have a drink Nerd

Mark, the new Netflix special is killer!! Good work. COMEDY!!

@joeyjurado8013

2 жыл бұрын

i cant find it on netflix wtf

@oliverbates1012

2 жыл бұрын

@@joeyjurado8013 its under the standups

@Bom-pff

2 жыл бұрын

His Out to Lunch special is sharper imo

@joeyjurado8013

2 жыл бұрын

@@oliverbates1012 oh ok

@joeyjurado8013

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bom-pff had that feeling

I like how Sam says once you have friends 40 and up they shouldn’t be asking you to do another shot before you go. Cut to Joe Derosa on the previous episode.

@AdrenalineVideos1337

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Derosa is a 16 year old at heart (and shoulders)

@PokeeIs

2 жыл бұрын

You beat me to it haha just thought this

Hey Mark just seen the Netflix very very good. Great job you're moving on up. Been a fan for a while. Thanks for everything.

I look forward every week to these two drunk hunks! ❤️

Can't wait to hear Mark on Lex Fridman's pod!!! Heard they just recorded should be interesting. Kevin Pollack interview was excellent. Also Sam looks handsome clean shaven. In a well fitted suit and Italian leather shoes, he'd be a total smokeshow.

@AgendaInMind

2 жыл бұрын

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death”is lung cancer, pneumonia, bronchitis and flu. You can also expect to see more appendix problems which are caused by being in fear for your life, feeling like a fish out of water, uncertain of your place in life. The longer the fear, the more serious the diagnosis. When the willful hostages are finally freed from their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, burst appendix, gallbladder issues, arthritis in certain joints, it’s all subjective to what your brain experienced at the moment of the conflict. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

@AsiaOfTheMultiverse

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say Sam is a smokeshow no matter what. But this particular haircut is particularly enticing.

So crazy I was rewatching this and the news about Bob Saget dying popped up in my notifications. RIP brother GANG!

@feistybill8583

2 жыл бұрын

Literally posted this days before his death it's so weird.

I really appreciate this podcast. Thank you for the laughs.

"Do you have any grey pubes?" "I don't know" "I'll check my teeth!" perfect best joke so far in the ep!!!!!

@AgendaInMind

2 жыл бұрын

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death”is lung cancer, pneumonia, bronchitis and flu. You can also expect to see more appendix problems which are caused by being in fear for your life, feeling like a fish out of water, uncertain of your place in life. The longer the fear, the more serious the diagnosis. When the willful hostages are finally freed from their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, burst appendix, gallbladder issues, arthritis in certain joints, it’s all subjective to what your brain experienced at the moment of the conflict. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

I love how Sam confirmed the peeve about bad pauses. Yeah, I've had that. People have all kinds of weird speech patterns, and sometimes you gotta wait it out. Fantastic and true! And great pointing out the phenomenon by Mark!

@BrickTop06

2 жыл бұрын

They talked about it on a previous pod, word for words...improv n all. 🤣🤣🤣

@1feloniouspunk

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrickTop06 No way! LOLOLOL I don't doubt it.

Happy New Years y’all boys, thanks for all the entertainment

Love starting the week with your podcast! Thank you for making me look forward to Mondays! Hope to get to see both of your shows live at some point when you come to SoCal. Awesome Netflix show, Mark! Hope to see Sam on Netflix soon too.

Hey hey comedy ! 28 min uploaded and you have 1.2k views Love that!

Just got tickets to see you later this month Sam! I'm pumped!

The co-op board is not just a NY thing; here in SoCal it’s called an “association” and they have annual dues and monitor everything in the neighborhood

@farischugthai5598

2 жыл бұрын

HOAs are all over the country

@barppoots4378

2 жыл бұрын

@@farischugthai5598 and they suck.

16:26 gold moment of the pod

Another great show. The Google stuff was fun! Also good on you for putting the jazz right there in the description.

Siiiiick happy new year

We Might Be Talking About Childhood Junk Food

Can't take the Sunday night shower for work tomorrow without this playing; week just doesn't feel right without it.

Lyme disease is named that bec it was officially found at Lyme, CT

I tell ya, it's great to be here on a Monday with you two

I really enjoyed this podcast! thanks bros

Sam is just a 96 year old man with the wisdom of a 19 and half year old mama's boy

That was a perfectly synchronized “All that shit” .

We don't care = We care

just listen to from 12:00 onwards ,those banters are golden ;you know it's the best when mark be dying laughin , sam be talking bout his favorite bisqoute

Mark’s peeve was previously discussed on Tuesday’s

@jeffreytopnick4710

2 жыл бұрын

I was wondering about that, I feel like a few things were repeated, still love it though, two of the bests, I'll watch anything either one puts out

@joneseee11

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreytopnick4710 same with his covid test to canada story no?

🐾 bad paws

Toaster Strudel is gold

Mark and the cable outstanding

Happy New Years to both of you!!

Pie-O-My with the General™ gets me every time I watch one of these

Hey, we went a long time without one of those! Smile!!!

It's slowly becoming "We Might Be With the Munchies", and I like it!

Couple real Cookie Monsters, you two!!! How 'bout the checkerboard shortbread to go with those chessmen....always lotsa laughs guys, thanks!

One of the best eps, sam and mark both hilarious

great ep

O man!!! died on medical insurance, ferrets, so many good bits! Cheers Boys!

Make no mistake we ARE drunk!

@michaelgoldstein8959

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

you guys save me every sunday night

we might be druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

That's so wild how they talk about Saget a week before he dies

Mark’s Lunesta joke, i died.

Great episode guys!!! 😁

My dad once found a ferret in our backyard. It was so cute. Very well behaved 😅

53:34 R.I.P. Bob Saget

My favorite drink , nice

The boys are back in town keep Um coming fellow Jew and Non Jew Fan from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧

Happy New Year! U funny bastards

Bought my tickets for the March show in la Jolla! Can't wait!!!

Highly recommend Jagged as part of the Music Box series on HBO Mark mentioned. It’s on Alanis Morissette and it’s phenomenal

Jesus Mark get Global Entry I have it and I’m an anonymous corporate hack! Better yet I’ll sign ya up for a tidy sum as a temp assistant gig 😎

censorship only helps to build fear, talking and having fun makes harmony, good show Guys!

Sam's fuggen haircut 😏😅😳 Handsome man

The most genuine eye-roll ever is at 6:55

Mark's peeve is so funny I've never heard anyone talk about that

@jerrilehane7815

2 жыл бұрын

There's guys who have a hard time speaking since our verbal processing is on one side of the brain.I call them men of few words.Smart but untalkative or restrained.

Was Sam talking about lye at the start? Not lime/lyme.

@toastedjoe1013

2 жыл бұрын

Same thing they used to burn his hand in Fight Club.

20:54 Sams' couch farts

The term Mark is searching for in the beginning is "eponym".

Norm had the best Kenny G joke when he did the news on SNL. " Kenny G new album will be released in time for Christmas, happy birthday Jesus hope you like crap.

You don't need health insurance, Mark. You need a new moped.

“All that shit” synchronicity at its finest

i'm still surprised mark hasn't done coke, just cause how much he references it

@PearlDrumsHead

2 жыл бұрын

yea he “hasn’t done it” 😉 Let’s all go with that

@1crackaddict

2 жыл бұрын

I never done coke before, but I HEARD it's great.

best episode eva

THATS DIJON BABBYYYYY

IM IN THIS BITCH

i just sing one more drink over the entire intro very loudly, I hope that's ok. good work boys, another on the books

13:41 a rare hard laugh from Mark

Making another Monday doable! Cheers gents.

These two dudes are so fxxing funny

Limes were used to cure scurvy by pirates

Yes mark in San Diego!!!

Mark Im trans and loved your new set on stand ups. Keep up the good work. I even got called transphobic after I said," if you don't like Dave Chappelle's new special, it because your racist."

Can’t wait to see you at punchline in Sacramento mark!! I invited my parents and a friend to see you gonna be awesome 😎

Comedeez nuts lmao boom gottem

We love you guys, too

omg the idea of Wolverine being immune to STIs is an amazing premise

Love the Wolverine riff! There’s something there

"Ping Pong balls? I thought you said King Kong's balls" -Barry Sobel

I could be wrong, but im not sure if Mark knows king Richard is the story of venus/Serena Williams and about their dad. If not, look up the people criticizing it for focusing on the dad and not the women, when the Williams sisters were involved and insisted their father was the focus, makes me laugh and sad inside. Either way, love the pod; hope to get the chance to see both of you perform

The real Charlie chaplin doc! Amazing stuff lol

Just listening to this on January 17. I can’t believe they mentioned both Bob Saget and Betty White! Talk about your harbinger of death!

@WeMightBeDrunkPod

2 жыл бұрын

We're going to mention you on the next episode..

@davidf870

2 жыл бұрын

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod Not the best way to increase your viewership

Strong ep lads

As a San Diegan - come live here Mark

37:07 i agree with mark 💯 the world would be a better place if everyone went to therapy (some people can't afford it though)

damn I feel personally attacked being a snake AND ferret guy lol

Hell yeah

Pigeons are domesticated animals that were turned loose. They have facial recognition and remember who is and is not nice to them.

@witchywoman2437

2 жыл бұрын

They also have large amygdalas-as do experienced taxi drivers-and really anyone with great sense of direction and mental spacial mapping.

Mark's story of knuckling down and just driving to Canada due to the 74 hour covid test letdown was awesome, really seems to care!

NOICE -

Bob Saget's Here For You. Great podcast.

Just say your trainer is a friend. They can’t do anything about it.

@Patrick-jj5nh

2 жыл бұрын

what a weird rule... so pointless

@bebopBiGsHoT

2 жыл бұрын

Physical therapist , it's medicinal..~