We found Jonathan Jostar's head !!!

A funny video about Jonathan Jostar
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  • @judythompson479
    @judythompson4793 жыл бұрын

    Stroheim: I'm so proud of him *tears of joy*

  • @JocaPlays87

    @JocaPlays87

    2 жыл бұрын

    @GameMasterGarav i like to imagine that it broke when the plane crashed and they just didnt think it was important enough to ask for replacements

  • @farmermaggot992

    @farmermaggot992

    2 жыл бұрын

    What will you do if you were about to fight a vampire that burn in sunlight? A. Go in like a gangster and beat him to death with your fist B. Bring UV light with you

  • @u53r12

    @u53r12

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@farmermaggot992 C. Become a donut

  • @balokrumput9074

    @balokrumput9074

    2 жыл бұрын

    @GameMasterGarav polnareff just founds out vanilla ice is a vampire after avdol and iggy died, but for dio i guess its just for the plot

  • @balokrumput9074

    @balokrumput9074

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@u53r12 kakyoin: *spams C*

  • @battlechaing6374
    @battlechaing63742 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: **runs and scream** Polnareff: ♿

  • @puturere

    @puturere

    2 жыл бұрын

    Polnareff part5

  • @darkdragoonx7763

    @darkdragoonx7763

    2 жыл бұрын

    *bruh*

  • @carlacaribe

    @carlacaribe

    2 жыл бұрын

    That bullshit hits harder than natsuki's dad

  • @timtan852

    @timtan852

    2 жыл бұрын

    also polnareff: *reacts to seeing Diavolo*

  • @revontheus4741

    @revontheus4741

    2 жыл бұрын

    🐢

  • @joelsasmad
    @joelsasmad Жыл бұрын

    I always kinda wondered what Dio would have done with his head. He feels like the type that would absolutely have Jonathan's skull around somewhere.

  • @fullmetalbleachnote

    @fullmetalbleachnote

    Жыл бұрын

    He ate it bruh

  • @Ohyeahitsnotme

    @Ohyeahitsnotme

    11 ай бұрын

    he probably got rid of it

  • @a.dennis4835

    @a.dennis4835

    7 ай бұрын

    According to "Jorge Joestar", Erina found and kept it.

  • @joshlambert2756

    @joshlambert2756

    4 ай бұрын

    Maybe he used Johnathan's skull to evolve his stand

  • @tgatt5759

    @tgatt5759

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@a.dennis4835 source? Because this is literally the first I've heard of that happening.

  • @KM-hv1jg
    @KM-hv1jg11 ай бұрын

    All joking aside, Jonathan coming back with a sick robot body would be REALLY COOL.

  • @isaacintriago8431
    @isaacintriago84313 жыл бұрын

    This AU is perfect, all crusaders surviving, Jonathan's head in Dio's coffin, and yes..... Joseph crashing every car

  • @rcanims7121

    @rcanims7121

    2 жыл бұрын

    Real

  • @xaturowlet7346

    @xaturowlet7346

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, Polrowlet I'm Xatu Rowlet Perfection

  • @isaacintriago8431

    @isaacintriago8431

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@xaturowlet7346 Ah, I see you are a man of culture friend 😌

  • @nguyentanphat7tc324

    @nguyentanphat7tc324

    2 жыл бұрын

    diavolo is here, and he died during the building of jonathan's body, this is canon

  • @jonquilgemstone

    @jonquilgemstone

    2 жыл бұрын

    Except Dio was probably nicer in this version, since he saved JoJo instead of just himself. And then spent 100 years with no one to talk to but JoJo. So they killed nice Dio. XD

  • @plantenpo7119
    @plantenpo71193 жыл бұрын

    This is canon since Diavolo died

  • @funnyvalentine1500

    @funnyvalentine1500

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey Pol, how was it in France?

  • @plantenpo7119

    @plantenpo7119

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@funnyvalentine1500 it's great Jotaro but I'm actually in Italy for planning to build Polnareffland

  • @funnyvalentine1500

    @funnyvalentine1500

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@plantenpo7119 That's good, I'll probably travel there but I have to go to Florida because Jolyne is in jail 😕

  • @plantenpo7119

    @plantenpo7119

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@funnyvalentine1500she is alright ?

  • @funnyvalentine1500

    @funnyvalentine1500

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@plantenpo7119 I don't know, so far I haven't talked to her or her mother

  • @ceroqt1984
    @ceroqt19845 ай бұрын

    Its kinda fun the fact that after all the years, Jonathan's head still young, but Joseph, who is his grandson actually became old

  • @JoestarKuim1
    @JoestarKuim110 ай бұрын

    Polnareff seems to be the only one who seems surprised by all the disaster that happens in front of his eyes, and that at the same time he seems to be scared to see Diavolo really explains a lot. And then Polnareff leaves in a wheelchair LOL.

  • @candycane1744
    @candycane17442 жыл бұрын

    Jotaro: *throws the first punch* Jonathan: o__o *takes out belt*

  • @Bravoanim

    @Bravoanim

    2 жыл бұрын

    Just like my childhood

  • @RealNightmareSans

    @RealNightmareSans

    2 жыл бұрын

    Technically Jonathan is the strongest Joestar

  • @sus3056

    @sus3056

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@RealNightmareSans cap

  • @sus3056

    @sus3056

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@RealNightmareSans Jonathan is the strongest joestar with no stand

  • @IEatPork

    @IEatPork

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@RealNightmareSans i mean he created a bloodline of buff chad with muscles and a grandson who could KILL aztecs god and a great grandson who killed a 100 years old vampire also he techically created giorno too since it was jonathan's body so without jonathan that means no joestar so jonathan is kind of the best jojo and the best joestar.

  • @ytwhattup6128
    @ytwhattup61282 жыл бұрын

    I like how even the scientists are like "No way, they found Jonathan's head!!"

  • @guysidontknowhowtowritehel1220

    @guysidontknowhowtowritehel1220

    2 жыл бұрын

    I guess it makes sense that the Speedwagon foundation scientists would know who Jonathan is considering that Speedwagon probably wrote about him on his journal or something

  • @Dragon-gi5ld

    @Dragon-gi5ld

    2 жыл бұрын

    either way that head is like from like 100 years ago soo yeah

  • @HeroOfLogic

    @HeroOfLogic

    2 жыл бұрын

    THE SPEEDWAGON PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

  • @omarbrown3760

    @omarbrown3760

    2 жыл бұрын

    I really had the with the head "What that mouth do bro" feeling tbh

  • @user-xd1nr7zc7s

    @user-xd1nr7zc7s

    2 жыл бұрын

    なにこれぇ

  • @absolutefoot4594
    @absolutefoot45948 ай бұрын

    1:25 He's just- _gnawing on it_

  • @helpme2883

    @helpme2883

    17 күн бұрын

    Bro forgot how to smoke properly

  • @elricrothwell3413

    @elricrothwell3413

    13 күн бұрын

    Rerorerorero

  • @random-boi2000
    @random-boi20009 ай бұрын

    And till this day Joseph still can't master the art of drifting

  • @decept1onn
    @decept1onn2 жыл бұрын

    1:10 I like it how Polnareff was just looking around until Diavolo got into the screen lol

  • @noobistrapped7097

    @noobistrapped7097

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wtf did I just noticed that

  • @MB-fx6vb

    @MB-fx6vb

    2 жыл бұрын

    Polnareff also looses his legs at 1:45 which polnareff loosing his legs is part of his backstory of meeting diavolo

  • @8footspidercrab

    @8footspidercrab

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MB-fx6vb now thats attention to detail

  • @thesticksninja9092

    @thesticksninja9092

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now josuke can heal his leg cuz joseph still cheats.....right?

  • @noleggin3239

    @noleggin3239

    2 жыл бұрын

    And he looks like "what the!?"

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello2 жыл бұрын

    I love how Jonathan’s attitude goes so quickly from “Hooray, I’ve been rescued!” to “I’m determined to die and I’m taking all of you with me.”

  • @canadianfreak

    @canadianfreak

    Жыл бұрын

    KAMIKAZE

  • @spiritpog5227

    @spiritpog5227

    Жыл бұрын

    Mostly because I think they destroyed his normal body with dio

  • @thangfahsavung9120

    @thangfahsavung9120

    Жыл бұрын

    "Maybe Dio was right"

  • @darinbekprmanov4516

    @darinbekprmanov4516

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gabirossato1089

    @gabirossato1089

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thangfahsavung9120 maybe.....

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 Жыл бұрын

    First: Young Joseph exclusively drifting is absolutely cannon. Second: Johnathan would NEVER be angry at someone defeating DIO

  • @muipotato1027

    @muipotato1027

    11 ай бұрын

    They burnt his body.

  • @mrchubzdathird5449

    @mrchubzdathird5449

    2 ай бұрын

    Well I meannnnnnn Dio did some wild things with his body 😳 so Idk if you would still want that probably has herpes and every disease from s*x known and unknown to man 💀

  • @user-wb4sd1cl3z
    @user-wb4sd1cl3z Жыл бұрын

    クオリティが高いわけじゃ無いがなんか好きになるんだよな。

  • @no_soul647

    @no_soul647

    Жыл бұрын

    真実

  • @dubstepbeecorsi6892
    @dubstepbeecorsi68922 жыл бұрын

    the fact theres mostly no sound effects just the music going along with the madness perfection

  • @burning___

    @burning___

    2 жыл бұрын

    2:00 there are landing sounds

  • @zefzaf.j902

    @zefzaf.j902

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@burning___ “mostly”

  • @death7863

    @death7863

    2 жыл бұрын

    true

  • @kdgmr97
    @kdgmr973 жыл бұрын

    Now we need a parody of cotton eye Joe That recaps all of part one. Call it cotton eye JoJo

  • @1killtristan337

    @1killtristan337

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cotton eye jojo , that's a good idea !

  • @farij_the_black_wolf

    @farij_the_black_wolf

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cotton eye joestar

  • @oisinlynch8427

    @oisinlynch8427

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@1killtristan337 so why did Jonathan decide to kill jotaro?

  • @Bravoanim

    @Bravoanim

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@oisinlynch8427 idk

  • @-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-2

    @-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-2

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@oisinlynch8427c i g g i e

  • @juditbaroti2215
    @juditbaroti22152 ай бұрын

    How did this guy predict that the Cotton Eye joe song will become popural 💀

  • @androidthighs85

    @androidthighs85

    2 ай бұрын

    Wdym its always been popular bro

  • @34th_

    @34th_

    Ай бұрын

    He didnt he just used it like a normal person

  • @Filbi

    @Filbi

    9 күн бұрын

    it was popular 20 years ago, it just came back

  • @buddanger446
    @buddanger446 Жыл бұрын

    This video may have been only 2 minutes and 17 seconds long, but I swear to God, and this isn't even a joke, it felt like an entire episode. I completely forgot what I was doing after I done watching this.

  • @jerey6
    @jerey62 жыл бұрын

    that small detail of diavolo being there which means this would technically be one of his deaths is awesome

  • @ChaoticRed.

    @ChaoticRed.

    Жыл бұрын

    Cannon

  • @user-sv5vo8wt5r

    @user-sv5vo8wt5r

    Жыл бұрын

    Diavolo dies in every single way so every death you imagine, its cannon

  • @SellerOfFruit

    @SellerOfFruit

    Жыл бұрын

    @@user-sv5vo8wt5r dying by getting poked by a needle seems horrible

  • @DeadA4

    @DeadA4

    Жыл бұрын

    That's kars

  • @godrattata1928

    @godrattata1928

    Жыл бұрын

    @@user-sv5vo8wt5r Dying by stepping on a lego seems painful.

  • @doomtoast8520
    @doomtoast8520 Жыл бұрын

    A robo-Jonathan head fighting Jotaro over a cigarette feels like something that would actually happen in the manga

  • @RafcioPafcio

    @RafcioPafcio

    Жыл бұрын

    The survivor stand impact

  • @theultimatememelord5494

    @theultimatememelord5494

    Жыл бұрын

    Jonathan's ok with smoking since he's from the 1800's, he was just angry at Jotaro for chewing his instead of smoking it.

  • @Burak-gg4qv

    @Burak-gg4qv

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@RafcioPafcio1:11 have cannon event

  • @PikachuLittle

    @PikachuLittle

    9 ай бұрын

    @@theultimatememelord5494 honestly I think the problem is that Jotaro is smoking a cigarette. Back in those days cigarettes were considered low class and trashy. True gentlemen smoke pipes

  • @Hans172.

    @Hans172.

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@PikachuLittle"no grandchildren of my will smoke something that isn't a pipe"

  • @Jour_ness
    @Jour_ness Жыл бұрын

    1:18 German science is the best!

  • @SethEdwards-or3jo

    @SethEdwards-or3jo

    Ай бұрын

    BUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAKKAAAAMONNOOOGAAAAAA

  • @thatidiotoverthere6311
    @thatidiotoverthere63113 ай бұрын

    How convenient that a video using this song comes up just about now.

  • @scemer4926

    @scemer4926

    3 ай бұрын

    Ayoo fr

  • @user-mg4cb8jh1e

    @user-mg4cb8jh1e

    3 ай бұрын

    It came out in 1994

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 Жыл бұрын

    I fully believe that Jonathan and Jotaro WOULD end up fighting because Jonathan is a perfect gentleman and Jotaro is the kind of ruffian who leaves restaurants without paying if he doesn’t like the food.

  • @ChadBenjamin

    @ChadBenjamin

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah, their interactions in Eyes of Heaven show that they would get along. Jonathan is not judgmental at all, and Jotaro has a lot of respect for Jonathan.

  • @Lifelsfullofsurprises

    @Lifelsfullofsurprises

    Жыл бұрын

    Both comments make perfect sense, either way it goes I’m all for it

  • @aaronmobile243

    @aaronmobile243

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean yeah but i feel like jonathan would be proud of his great grandson after part 3. Man ends up having a stand but still gets an education in marine life/biology and also continues his bloodline just not with the last name joestar cuz of holly

  • @kaktismayne

    @kaktismayne

    Жыл бұрын

    @@aaronmobile243 you can still be apart of a family/bloodline even if you have a different last name lmfao

  • @mythilinarla1969

    @mythilinarla1969

    Жыл бұрын

    George Joestar I looking at your comment and begins gentlemanly swearing at you for saying his son is a gentleman.

  • @Shiftshapercat
    @Shiftshapercat2 жыл бұрын

    You know, it makes perfect sense that Johnathan would still be able to use Hamon. With a metal body, he doesn't need to breath, therefore he has InFiNiTe LuNg CaPaCiTy

  • @user-ib1yw8uh2h

    @user-ib1yw8uh2h

    2 жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @Nombrenooriginal

    @Nombrenooriginal

    2 жыл бұрын

    How?

  • @justinweber4977

    @justinweber4977

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Nombrenooriginal Its simple. His neck and esophagus no longer leads to lungs. He can "breath" because he's still moving air, but he has no limits to breathing now because he has no lungs.

  • @Nombrenooriginal

    @Nombrenooriginal

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@justinweber4977 oh

  • @justinweber4977

    @justinweber4977

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Nombrenooriginal Yeah, I'm happy I was able to BS that answer so quickly.

  • @Sithi_vpered
    @Sithi_vpered3 ай бұрын

    The underrated masterpiece of the entire Joe Joe community 2 minutes and 17 seconds of the absolute power of SFM animation It deserves a trillion views!

  • @aoheta
    @aoheta Жыл бұрын

    クレイジーすぎて好き

  • @huwutao8726

    @huwutao8726

    Жыл бұрын

    Ok

  • @spaceonisorceress4406
    @spaceonisorceress44062 жыл бұрын

    I love how everything in this is lore-plausible. Especially all the crap Joseph's car goes through.

  • @HabitualThinker

    @HabitualThinker

    2 жыл бұрын

    It would make Jonathan a vampire though..

  • @spacial1857

    @spacial1857

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is it lore, you saw diavolo dies here

  • @spaceonisorceress4406

    @spaceonisorceress4406

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@spacial1857 fair enough!

  • @Spatterdock

    @Spatterdock

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lord Kars in the back window 🌠

  • @karraperry7123

    @karraperry7123

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yep

  • @toragon2736
    @toragon27363 жыл бұрын

    This is even more wholesome than when Jonathan was alive 😂😂😂😂😂 (Edit:- lol this is my first edit of my life thank you for the likes this is how it feels to get likes lol )

  • @vikordszarcus227..

    @vikordszarcus227..

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ye cuz he DIED on boat

  • @Bois948

    @Bois948

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vikordszarcus227.. And becomes skull

  • @The_Blue_Otaku

    @The_Blue_Otaku

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bruh imagen if Jonathan was alive as a head in a jar futurama style

  • @footdablit6302

    @footdablit6302

    2 жыл бұрын

    This should be in a try not to laugh

  • @chaosdirge4906

    @chaosdirge4906

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@The_Blue_Otaku would his stand be the same one as the one he has in the alternat universe?

  • @Sakaki_mp4
    @Sakaki_mp4 Жыл бұрын

    Really good animation and all but nobody is seriously NOT gonna mention how freaking adorable Jotaro looks at 0:07?

  • @user-tm2dx7nh8k
    @user-tm2dx7nh8k Жыл бұрын

    0:12 背景オルガが死んだ所で草

  • @ivaxian
    @ivaxian2 жыл бұрын

    I can imagine Dio talking to Jonathan with long conversations like: "You know, you're descendants are a bunch of nuiscenes." "You almost killed me and put me in a glass jar and kept me in that coffin for 100 years!" "Fair point."

  • @alreadynestedhumanwine

    @alreadynestedhumanwine

    2 жыл бұрын

    You are descendants

  • @WhatTheHellBruh_

    @WhatTheHellBruh_

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dio then proceeded to make 4 more lmao

  • @legs9086

    @legs9086

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Kill me" "Later"

  • @supermonkey7790

    @supermonkey7790

    Жыл бұрын

    NANI

  • @johnnyjoestar850

    @johnnyjoestar850

    Жыл бұрын

    @@legs9086 LMAOOO

  • @IllusionMaster17
    @IllusionMaster173 жыл бұрын

    Jonathan has seen a lot of sh*t of the new century. But still is wholesome to see him alive at least.

  • @ZyphonEdits
    @ZyphonEdits3 ай бұрын

    I love how at 1:11 only Polnareff looks at diavolo floating because he's the only one that's seen him.

  • @dubitataugustinus
    @dubitataugustinus10 ай бұрын

    Your videos are some of my favorite JJBA content out there. Thank you for making us smile!!!

  • @jonquilgemstone
    @jonquilgemstone2 жыл бұрын

    I like how, if this happened, it would've meant Dio deliberately kept Johnathan alive and put his head in his old head-case. Then they spent 100 years with nobody but each other for company. This would imply Dio had a last-minute change of heart and took JoJo's body to save both of them, since Jojo was unconscious and Dio needed to get them into the secret compartment. Edit: In other words, they killed a nice version of Dio.

  • @foldabotZ

    @foldabotZ

    2 жыл бұрын

    So he kept him in a fridge like TF2 Medic?

  • @jonquilgemstone

    @jonquilgemstone

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foldabotZ Yep

  • @mr.trophy0912

    @mr.trophy0912

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @duncangaming4165

    @duncangaming4165

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Nice"

  • @darrylferguson3622

    @darrylferguson3622

    2 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't say "Nice", more like "selectively nice". If you aren't Jonathan, Pucci, or Giorno's mom then he would have no issue killing you

  • @emimimix
    @emimimix2 жыл бұрын

    Jonathan being upset with Jotaro is the amount of wholesomeness we didn’t know we needed

  • @josheaster1547

    @josheaster1547

    Жыл бұрын

    Jonathan smoked a pipe in the manga

  • @feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331

    @feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331

    Жыл бұрын

    @@josheaster1547 I haven’t read the manga but are you sure it wasn’t a bubble pipe?

  • @sekoudiallo8474

    @sekoudiallo8474

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331nope a real one

  • @Ottomancat5256

    @Ottomancat5256

    10 ай бұрын

    666'th like

  • @philipbudihard9391
    @philipbudihard93912 ай бұрын

    Goodness gracious, hearing this song after all the memes is bonkers

  • @DaRealMrGun

    @DaRealMrGun

    2 ай бұрын

    yeah

  • @Caseohkitty_20261
    @Caseohkitty_20261Ай бұрын

    Before nugget meme exist

  • @Charduza

    @Charduza

    Ай бұрын

    Og cotton eye joe

  • @holyspirit2233
    @holyspirit22332 жыл бұрын

    When Jonathan Joestar was experiencing the best of _German Engineering_

  • @soheilrhnvrd965

    @soheilrhnvrd965

    Жыл бұрын

    true

  • @zawarudogaming3961

    @zawarudogaming3961

    Жыл бұрын

    SEKAI ICHI

  • @adamcovey7887

    @adamcovey7887

    Жыл бұрын

    I heard somebody say it's the greatest in the world I just can't remember who

  • @Cragmortis
    @Cragmortis2 жыл бұрын

    Jonathan: WHY IS MY GREAT GRANDSON SMOKING AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE!? THIS IS UNACCETABLE BEHAVIOR!

  • @yourmonke4223

    @yourmonke4223

    2 жыл бұрын

    In the manga jonathan smoked a pipe a 12 lol

  • @Ky8_

    @Ky8_

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yourmonke4223 pipes fine it’s just cigs that are bad

  • @Kujo_Cuh

    @Kujo_Cuh

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yare yare

  • @kekyointheshitpostingfool7959
    @kekyointheshitpostingfool7959 Жыл бұрын

    Damn. Poor Jonathan getting to see his family then getting the shit scared out of him with his grandsons driving. He's lucky they weren't in a plane!

  • @FatalKitsune
    @FatalKitsune5 ай бұрын

    "They find Jonathan's head and the Speedwagon Foundation builds him a robot body" is the kind of thing I could see actually happening.

  • @WeAreTheDraiken
    @WeAreTheDraiken2 жыл бұрын

    You know I never thought about the fact that Joseph could have beaten dio easily if he just equipped the team with UV lights from part 2 in a torchlight form.

  • @damian22x38

    @damian22x38

    2 жыл бұрын

    Couldn't Dio just stop time and run away or just lessen their number tho he also had like 30 knives in his pocket so idk if it would be that effective

  • @WeAreTheDraiken

    @WeAreTheDraiken

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@damian22x38 Nah , theres a cool down to time stop , and they didn't just straight up fight dio , plus your forgetting how smart Joseph and Jotaro are , as I don't think Joseph would allow a UV torch to be easily breakable by knives. They could also shine the light out at the distance outside his 10meter time stop range , or Joseph could have shined it on dio when he was running away, which would have atleast kept dio from drinking his blood. I mean just think about it , when they busted a hole in dio's house so the sun would shine , Dio didn't stop time to stop the wall breaking , but just ran, which means he can't affect something outside his range , so thats all they'd have to do.

  • @lordchapelseed791

    @lordchapelseed791

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don't think UV lights were a thing in the late 80s. At least not commercially

  • @WeAreTheDraiken

    @WeAreTheDraiken

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lordchapelseed791 dude didn't you watch part 2 , the Nazi's had UV lights , like mad. Plus I doubt in the 80s let alone today , you will find commercial cyborg hands , yet Joseph has one.

  • @8footspidercrab

    @8footspidercrab

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@WeAreTheDraiken we have fully fleged arms that work by brain wave although they are new

  • @hididdlyhodiddly6019
    @hididdlyhodiddly6019 Жыл бұрын

    I love how you threw Diavolo in just to be 100% sure that this is canon.

  • @aaronmobile243

    @aaronmobile243

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah which is why polnareff wheeled out with a chair

  • @Burak-gg4qv

    @Burak-gg4qv

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@aaronmobile243every people look Jonathan Polnaref:DİAVOLOOO

  • @n00b_97
    @n00b_973 ай бұрын

    If you know this song before gedagedegadageda o ur a person ☝️

  • @RandomPlant7
    @RandomPlant7Ай бұрын

    Stardust crusader when enyaba doesnt send stand user:

  • @greencupstudio9437
    @greencupstudio94372 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: in the manga, Jonathan is shown secretly smoking so he probably wouldn't have any problem with Jotaro doing so

  • @GIOGIOJOJOOO

    @GIOGIOJOJOOO

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why would he have a problem? Back then smoking wasn't considered bad.

  • @aplant179

    @aplant179

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@GIOGIOJOJOOO Hed probably think it was ungentlemanly or something

  • @greencupstudio9437

    @greencupstudio9437

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@GIOGIOJOJOOO Probably, but he and his friends still did it in secret like if they were afraid to get busted

  • @Cr0wM0ther

    @Cr0wM0ther

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Ivytheherbert No why!! 💀😂

  • @sonpanchan

    @sonpanchan

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not just that he was a 12 year old kid smoking a pipe and he asks the other boys if they want to smoke with him in secret. It implied Jonathan stole his dad's pipe. Too bad the anime skipped this (and other parts that really humanized Jonathan).

  • @evava5245
    @evava52452 жыл бұрын

    I like how Jonathan looks younger than all of them even though he’s older than all of them..

  • @johnbennett951

    @johnbennett951

    2 жыл бұрын

    woah I never realized that

  • @thornet6925

    @thornet6925

    2 жыл бұрын

    He’s a vampire

  • @michealvoorhees7621

    @michealvoorhees7621

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thornet6925 no he is not

  • @thornet6925

    @thornet6925

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@michealvoorhees7621 in this video he is that’s why he’s surviving without a body

  • @michealvoorhees7621

    @michealvoorhees7621

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thornet6925 oh ok

  • @lynx334
    @lynx3343 ай бұрын

    Brooo this song now vs then

  • @VIRTUALGLITCHER

    @VIRTUALGLITCHER

    Ай бұрын

    Then: Nostalgic, American(?), and good song Now: OMEGA NUGGET THAT TALKS

  • @ryanknudson752
    @ryanknudson752 Жыл бұрын

    part 7 lookin wild

  • @pyrojack8230
    @pyrojack82302 жыл бұрын

    That really begs the question, if we had UV lamps that could stop the pillar men in the 30s, why haven't the Speedwagon Foundation mass produce that shit ASAP after they found out DIO was alive?

  • @w232mate

    @w232mate

    2 жыл бұрын

    good question, this is because plot exist

  • @muhammadnazhiefarianda2959

    @muhammadnazhiefarianda2959

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, why tho? with their resources, they could just build up a sun grenade.

  • @flying_Night_slasher

    @flying_Night_slasher

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@muhammadnazhiefarianda2959 "Ready to engage VATS"

  • @jonquilgemstone

    @jonquilgemstone

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@muhammadnazhiefarianda2959 Motion-activated glow-egg. Chuck it at Dio, and it lights up on its own. Also, it changes color.

  • @catking7901

    @catking7901

    2 жыл бұрын

    Araki forgot

  • @jatlinwright9004
    @jatlinwright90042 жыл бұрын

    I love how Polneraff just comes out of the room in a wheelchair even tho he hasn’t met Diavolo yet.

  • @harrycordon6243

    @harrycordon6243

    Жыл бұрын

    He did very briefly with the scientists

  • @aaronmobile243

    @aaronmobile243

    Жыл бұрын

    Diavolo flew across the room while they were getting jonathan a body

  • @tranqle73

    @tranqle73

    8 ай бұрын

    Diavolo skipped past the moment he crippled Polnareff.

  • @dobkun
    @dobkunАй бұрын

    gen alpha kids be like: IS THIS THE OMEGA NUGGET SONGE??

  • @user-mp2wp5yr6b
    @user-mp2wp5yr6b Жыл бұрын

    この引き込まれるようなスピード感と圧倒的編集力ッ!!新手のスタンド使いかッ!!

  • @Ottomancat5256
    @Ottomancat52562 жыл бұрын

    1:05 Polnareff's reaction tells everything

  • @user-jr9tr28
    @user-jr9tr283 жыл бұрын

    I really wish something like this happened, but instead... When it was day time dio was sleeping in a coffin, Joseph, Polnareff, kakyoin, and jotaro carries it outside and dances and opens it and dio burns alive while they see jonathans head in it and they get it, they go to space and get kars body for jonathan and bam hes OP now and alive aswell

  • @toragon2736

    @toragon2736

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not baddo I love this plot as well 😂😂😂 Well in the end of the video Jonathan body exploded anyways so we can do your story as well XD

  • @alucaardius

    @alucaardius

    2 жыл бұрын

    at this point, this seems a legit jojo plot

  • @toazethegecko

    @toazethegecko

    2 жыл бұрын

    Considering how far Kars has gone floating

  • @colk5373

    @colk5373

    2 жыл бұрын

    the ultimate hamon user

  • @arashihikari4664

    @arashihikari4664

    2 жыл бұрын

    they can't get kars' body because he's technically still alive because he can't die

  • @GPM3
    @GPM34 ай бұрын

    seeing the meme this is the first thing i remembered

  • @datonkboiii1944
    @datonkboiii1944 Жыл бұрын

    Lyrics: If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd be married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from, Cotten Eye Joe If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd be married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from, Cotten Eye Joe [Instrumental] If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd be married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Were did you come from, Cotten Eye Joe If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd be married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from, Cotten Eye Joe [Instrumental and some Hey's) He came to town like a midwinter storm He rode through the fields so handsome and strong His eyes were his tools and his smile was his gun But all he had come for was havin' some fun If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd be married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from, Cotten Eye Joe If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd be married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from, Cotten Eye Joe [Instrumental] He brought disaster wherever he went The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent They all ran away so nobody would know And left only men 'cause of Cotten Eye Joe If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd be married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from, Cotten Eye Joe If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd be married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from, Cotten Eye Joe [Instrumental] If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd be married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from, Cotten Eye Joe If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd be married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from, Cotten Eye Joe [Instrumental] If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd be married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from, Cotten Eye Joe That in the background while some grown ass men rescue the main character's great grandfather

  • @vicktoru
    @vicktoru3 жыл бұрын

    1:30 cyber Jonathan he does not accept that his descendants smoke!

  • @scarymonstaz1413

    @scarymonstaz1413

    2 жыл бұрын

    he barely smoking lol he legit chewing it

  • @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773

    @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773

    2 жыл бұрын

    He did smoke in the manga.

  • @salmon_lamb0

    @salmon_lamb0

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773 He smoked a pipe, not a cigarette. I guess he sees pipes as acceptable but cigarettes as an abominable sin.

  • @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773

    @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@salmon_lamb0 Kek, deathsticks strike again.

  • @mr.trophy0912

    @mr.trophy0912

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @neitoroxviii7856
    @neitoroxviii78562 жыл бұрын

    1:13 "And with the German engineering, we're excited to present to you... JONATHRON JOESTAAAAR!!!!!"

  • @littleratman2399

    @littleratman2399

    Жыл бұрын

    German engineering

  • @user-pd9pw1qs3g
    @user-pd9pw1qs3g3 ай бұрын

    Finally after a zillion years i found this pearl again

  • @user-zg6ru8oj2p
    @user-zg6ru8oj2pАй бұрын

    This is the real cotton eye Joe meme

  • @readyup9770
    @readyup97702 жыл бұрын

    I would pay so much money to get a spin-off series of all the crusaders going around the world solving mysteries Scooby-doo style

  • @uleyandlls3751

    @uleyandlls3751

    Жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @Dinne.

    @Dinne.

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @2qup2

    @2qup2

    Жыл бұрын

    Thats just part 4

  • @Chickenbro69
    @Chickenbro692 жыл бұрын

    0:20 if Joseph was smarter

  • @yicongfang8435
    @yicongfang84359 ай бұрын

    The amounts of jojo references in this jojo video is surprising (kars' body etc.)

  • @karina_sama6723
    @karina_sama67233 ай бұрын

    Summer: asks quickly and boringly Fifteen minute break:

  • @Easmodx
    @Easmodx2 жыл бұрын

    0:31 You can tell Joseph is saying oh my god. That's perfect.

  • @Hambs23
    @Hambs232 жыл бұрын

    I like how Jotaro's battle cry is just "Doggo! Doggo! Doggo!" ド = Do ゴ = Go

  • @8footspidercrab

    @8footspidercrab

    2 жыл бұрын

    He loves dogs so much it's his battle cry

  • @anti-spiral6258
    @anti-spiral62582 ай бұрын

    3 Years Later Theres A Meme Of This Song Now 💀💀💀💀💀💀 0:00

  • @Prosto.shush11
    @Prosto.shush113 ай бұрын

    Видио выпустили в 2021 году : Трек который расфорсился в 2024

  • @AdVlentiy

    @AdVlentiy

    3 ай бұрын

    трек выпустили когда тебя в планах не было эмм

  • @user-mg4cb8jh1e

    @user-mg4cb8jh1e

    3 ай бұрын

    the track released in 1994

  • @Moi-gk3yh
    @Moi-gk3yh2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if he still could use hamon how overpowered he would be

  • @8footspidercrab

    @8footspidercrab

    2 жыл бұрын

    He has a mouth so mabey

  • @OjamaIndigo

    @OjamaIndigo

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@8footspidercrab lungs are vital to hamon users

  • @8footspidercrab

    @8footspidercrab

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@OjamaIndigo and oxygen is vital fir the brain your point

  • @Johsther

    @Johsther

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@8footspidercrab it's a meme

  • @playuriou9645

    @playuriou9645

    2 жыл бұрын

    its a meme but yeah he cant use hamon unless they make artifical lungs which he doesnt need considering the fact that hes literally alive with just his head.

  • @allforone4184
    @allforone41842 жыл бұрын

    0:48 *And this is the reason why Kars hate Joseph Joestar*

  • @bread_guy
    @bread_guy9 ай бұрын

    I've watched this about 10-20 times now, and I just noticed the little detail of Polnareff reacting to Diavolo showing up

  • @artem19top
    @artem19top3 ай бұрын

    I finally found it again

  • @rainbowalex12akanhatduyvu95
    @rainbowalex12akanhatduyvu952 жыл бұрын

    All Joseph's car crash: 0:01 Crash encounter: 1 0:16 Crash encounter: 2 0:50 Crash encounter: 3

  • @noriel_playzz2921

    @noriel_playzz2921

    2 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @billyharrington5641

    @billyharrington5641

    Жыл бұрын

    The best driver

  • @nikoxykittehs
    @nikoxykittehs2 жыл бұрын

    1:12 Everyone else: _Gasp_ Kakyoin: *He saw something he shouldn't have seen*

  • @masonnz

    @masonnz

    2 жыл бұрын

    He seen a random moment from Part 6

  • @chunta957

    @chunta957

    2 жыл бұрын

    Polnareff: wait a sec, ayin't it that one f*cker from Italy?

  • @coolbaldi9394

    @coolbaldi9394

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jotaro: Singing song

  • @McChanTheCuteSheepie

    @McChanTheCuteSheepie

    2 жыл бұрын

    Help They have me at gunpoint

  • @aubergineman1639

    @aubergineman1639

    2 жыл бұрын

    But for Joseph nothing new, his ally was a German cyborg from which there was also nothing left but a head.

  • @ladislavbogicevic7910
    @ladislavbogicevic7910 Жыл бұрын

    I have watched this video 100 times already! Brilliant thing! Thank you!

  • @primos1600
    @primos16003 ай бұрын

    This 2 minute video is somewhat actually better than some episodes

  • @CheerUpCrewcut
    @CheerUpCrewcut2 жыл бұрын

    Diavolo flying by when the scientists were building Jonathan's new body got me, this was excellent, great stuff.

  • @djmarsone5209

    @djmarsone5209

    2 жыл бұрын

    😁😂👍

  • @KevinBradach

    @KevinBradach

    2 жыл бұрын

    As was Polnareff being the only one to take notice of him.

  • @orrinc2404
    @orrinc24043 жыл бұрын

    "All dreams have meaning" My Dreams:

  • @technicrain0

    @technicrain0

    2 жыл бұрын

    Good Dream you got. Im jealous

  • @urtooslow4415

    @urtooslow4415

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah same

  • @Bravoanim

    @Bravoanim

    2 жыл бұрын

    My dreams is if s**tpostbot 90000 randomly generated something

  • @cobnation2711

    @cobnation2711

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@technicrain0 Your hair sucks

  • @technicrain0

    @technicrain0

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@cobnation2711 DORARARARARARARARRARARARA

  • @Cucumber_total_base_stats_680
    @Cucumber_total_base_stats_680 Жыл бұрын

    冒険も何もあったもんじゃない。 とりあえず紫外線照射装置が強すぎる

  • @nikokato2912
    @nikokato29129 ай бұрын

    Just realized Joseph could have brought an UV light with himself

  • @Artificial_Artic
    @Artificial_Artic2 жыл бұрын

    All Jonathan wanted is a healthy grand grand son

  • @rua0933

    @rua0933

    Жыл бұрын

    grand grand grand

  • @genghiskhan5701

    @genghiskhan5701

    Жыл бұрын

    Hope he doesn't see his daughter in law

  • @Burak-gg4qv

    @Burak-gg4qv

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@genghiskhan5701hope he doesnt see me im johhny joestar

  • @Forestdude9000
    @Forestdude9000 Жыл бұрын

    Love that I'm not the only one who thought part 2 tech could have easily solved part 3. Like, give everyone a UV lamp and learn basic Hamon. Heck, put little laser pointers in Joseph's hand.

  • @Bubbble_Bear

    @Bubbble_Bear

    8 ай бұрын

    tbf DIO's smart and cautious enough to just run, the crusaders needed to be vulnerable enough for him to consider confronting them personally

  • @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate

    @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate

    4 ай бұрын

    It was nazi tech and the Speedwagon foundation needed to beat some very damning allegations so they couldn't keep using the tech

  • @JesseTheCatLover

    @JesseTheCatLover

    2 ай бұрын

    good point!

  • @LORDOLIK
    @LORDOLIK2 ай бұрын

    3 years ago: omg it’s legend song! Now: COWBOY NUGGETS

  • @MomoSquid2006
    @MomoSquid2006 Жыл бұрын

    "Every dream has a meaning" The dream:

  • @LVMR14
    @LVMR142 жыл бұрын

    What is funny is that it could easily be a real episode of the series.

  • @toragon2736
    @toragon27363 жыл бұрын

    1:50 those expressions are so sexy 😂😁

  • @KoroPSI

    @KoroPSI

    2 жыл бұрын

    I know!

  • @noobistrapped7097

    @noobistrapped7097

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @mr.trophy0912

    @mr.trophy0912

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @lubu682

    @lubu682

    2 жыл бұрын

    jesus jesse, who the f*ck starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!

  • @glob-zaglot47
    @glob-zaglot479 ай бұрын

    Кто-то:сколько раз ты это пересмотрел Я:айэтикэмпэ Кам Эма джоу

  • @user-jd1jd9vt1q
    @user-jd1jd9vt1q2 ай бұрын

    This video came out 3 years ago, and the song only became popular now...😂

  • @qtaro18
    @qtaro182 жыл бұрын

    1:36 jonathan dooesn't even need a stand to see and fight other stands he is a stand himself

  • @madladdie7069

    @madladdie7069

    2 жыл бұрын

    he technically has a stand due to the arrow striking his body. but it's like hermit purple soooo... yeah.

  • @billyharrington5641

    @billyharrington5641

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha yee

  • @redzard2015

    @redzard2015

    Жыл бұрын

    Foo Fighters

  • @adamcovey7887

    @adamcovey7887

    Жыл бұрын

    I could just see Jonathan now being like stands back in my day we had to beat the s*** out of ourselves with our own hands you spoiled kids wouldn't last five minutes back in my day

  • @Muzana_7

    @Muzana_7

    Жыл бұрын

    He Had A Ha Stand Called The Pasione.That Was Same Type And Ablity Of Joseph Joestar.

  • @TerribleVA
    @TerribleVA2 жыл бұрын

    I love how Kars didn't look like he struggled while freezing, he looked like he was mildly disappointed and huddled himself up

  • @VERGILGASM

    @VERGILGASM

    Жыл бұрын

    Where tf was Kars

  • @TerribleVA

    @TerribleVA

    Жыл бұрын

    @@VERGILGASM 0:13 background

  • @aaronotopingo0078
    @aaronotopingo0078Ай бұрын

    This is probably one of my favorite youtube videos

  • @youraveragemachine1013
    @youraveragemachine1013 Жыл бұрын

    I love how quickly his expression upon discovering that his body got burned to crisp along with dio lmao

  • @GrokeytheHunter
    @GrokeytheHunter2 жыл бұрын

    Honestly this adventure seems pretty damn bizarre

  • @lubu682

    @lubu682

    2 жыл бұрын

    it has a f e w bizarre scenes

  • @madmanwithterriblespelling7558

    @madmanwithterriblespelling7558

    2 жыл бұрын

    What are you talking about this is jojo normal adventure

  • @voibuicochauphitruongthanh14
    @voibuicochauphitruongthanh142 жыл бұрын

    0:58 My brain went 100% darker

  • @allenhernandez3350

    @allenhernandez3350

    2 жыл бұрын

    The Jonathan Jar Project

  • @TheOnePieceIsFakeSoCryAboutIt
    @TheOnePieceIsFakeSoCryAboutIt Жыл бұрын

    Then he pulls out a sandwich and everyone realize he was a heavy main all this time.

  • @hkn9723
    @hkn97237 ай бұрын

    I just noticed the detail of Polnareff staring at Diavolo while everyone else ignores him.