We Fixed Mortal Kombat (2021)

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The 2021 Mortal Kombat was pretty cool (like Sub-Zero level cool), but what if it was even MORE cool (like Sub-Zero level cool!?). A Script Doctor and his assistant offer a few solutions presented through animated story board animatics!
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Animation By: Pablo Hernan Blua
Assistant Animation By: Oriana Palumbo
Writer: Jordan Breeding
Script Doctor/Assistant: Jordan Breeding
Simon McQuoid: Devin Byam
Czar Of Audio-Visual Activities: Dave Brown
Editor: Jordan Breeding
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00:00 - Intro
00:57 - ANIMATIC #1 - Scorpion and Sub-Zero Moonlight As Exotic Dancers
02:40 - ANIMATIC #2 - Beginning of Time Seminar
03:22 - ANIMATIC #2.5 - Pure Violence
04:55 - ANIMATIC #3 - Richard Jordan Gatling: Earthrealm Champion
06:20 - THAT's World Building
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Пікірлер: 311

  • @MelodicQuest
    @MelodicQuest3 жыл бұрын

    The fact that Shang Tsung keeps calling him Bi Han leads me to believe the Sub-Zero is that dorky edgelord that keeps trying to push his "cool name" and everyone else refuses to play along.

  • @The_preserver_x16

    @The_preserver_x16

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep this is canon

  • @adamgray1753

    @adamgray1753

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your comment made me smile, @@The_preserver_x16. The new Mortal Kombat movie is in direct competition with the latest Star Wars movie for the "Worst Fanfic script that was turned into an actual Hollywood movie" category.

  • @a.i.8583

    @a.i.8583

    3 жыл бұрын

    Immediately after I watched this shit film, I thought of better ways to introduce their names. The way this movie did was corny af

  • @RBelmont007

    @RBelmont007

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Where's Francis?!"

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin3 жыл бұрын

    They should have just made a live action version of Scorpions Revenge

  • @locksley11

    @locksley11

    3 жыл бұрын

    Would've been way better.

  • @kingcheerio8558

    @kingcheerio8558

    3 жыл бұрын

    The bits in Scorpion's revenge that were not about Scorpion were a bit too similar to the first MK movie, but other than that I agree with your sentiment, also replace Goro with either Kintaro, or Baraka, pick a character that no one cares about to replace Reptile so that Reptile and Goro can have some character depth and motivation added in and not be used as fodder for once ( I mean c'mon, Reptile and Goro probably have the most interesting backstories from MK & MKII and no one acknowledges them, they're always just tools for someone else to use, with no reasoning behind it, you're just left to assume they serve Shang Tsung and Shao Khan because they feel like being dicks in the movies) drop the whole "arcana" bullshit, just say these particular characters have abnormally strong souls or something and that let's them draw out their chi to perform fireballs and shit, and that's why they get selected for MK, because their strong souls make them extra tasty to a greedy Shang Tsung. You don't have to stick 1:1 with game lore, but it's still an important source to draw from. Another thing, don't introduce Mileena if you're not gonna bring in Kitana and Baraka at the same time, Kabal and Kano should have essentially swapped roles, Kano has always fought against earthrealm, Kabal is the one that has a tendency to flipflop.

  • @Moue408
    @Moue4083 жыл бұрын

    The janitor from scrubs... Lmao

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's a god!

  • @Moue408

    @Moue408

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cracked oh I know. Lol

  • @MotorcityMadman1984

    @MotorcityMadman1984

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jan Itor 😂

  • @NeekSquad
    @NeekSquad3 жыл бұрын

    Nice touch with playing the 95 Mortal Kombat in the background

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    You GOTTA play that. At all times. No matter where you are.

  • @adamgray1753

    @adamgray1753

    3 жыл бұрын

    When I saw the original Mortal Kombat movie playing in the background on that big screen TV, @@cracked, I was like, "Pfft! Fuck this asinine go nowhere interview! Let's blast some fucking Mortal Kombat, baby!!".

  • @ryujisama
    @ryujisama3 жыл бұрын

    Ninjas were just ordinary farmers before they learned guerilla tactics to fight against samurai and be all stealthy and stuff. Because of their humble beginnings ALL of their ninja tools were repurposed farm tools. The kunai was originally a digging tool before it became the signature weapon/tool we know of today. So... yeah.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep!

  • @davidbeppler3032

    @davidbeppler3032

    3 жыл бұрын

    Japanese had really poorly made tools. A spade would work so much better than a kunai for digging.

  • @ryujisama

    @ryujisama

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@davidbeppler3032 Kunai were originally used for digging smaller holes; they were the Japanese equivalent of trowels used in the West. The Japanese did have spades/shovels to dig much larger holes and move more earth.

  • @davidbeppler3032

    @davidbeppler3032

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ryujisama #doubt Japanese were just poor blacksmiths and the kunai was just a bad shovel.

  • @xsanguine8

    @xsanguine8

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@davidbeppler3032 not bad really, but when you only have bad materials to work with, you have to get creative. It's the same as their food culture, they only had so much to work with, so they came up with lots of different ways to use it.

  • @robspiess
    @robspiess3 жыл бұрын

    Lol, "Hanzo's 'Garden Hoe' is spayed?? How did he have children?" Love it!

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ha thanks. One of the stupidest things I've ever written!

  • @ningasak4579
    @ningasak45793 жыл бұрын

    They didn't touch at all on the airplane scenes. They are pivotal to the plot, not just a CG plane on a golf course and an expensive background set for a pointless conversation, but a key scene to prove they flew somewhere. #WorldBuilding

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha that's true!

  • @DarknetDude
    @DarknetDude3 жыл бұрын

    Stripping Scorpion vs Frozen Shaft.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    The great battle of our time.

  • @Yoshimitsu4prez
    @Yoshimitsu4prez3 жыл бұрын

    I love how one could very reasonably assume “guy in a mocap suit” wasn’t a direct reference to joke MK fighter Mokap

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha truth

  • @WhatsThePointBahamas
    @WhatsThePointBahamas3 жыл бұрын

    YOU LEAVE GORRO'S NIPPLES ALONE! He's been through so much 😔

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    No

  • @amosjohnson6348
    @amosjohnson63483 жыл бұрын

    A sword he got using unemployment checks fucking killed me. I love that you're finally finding that perfect mesh between your own style and the themes cracked typically ran with. So happy this channel is back.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks so much for watching! Yeah I had a lot of fun with that line haha

  • @badascan8910

    @badascan8910

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too. This have me after hours vibes and I love it.

  • @ShockArcl1te
    @ShockArcl1te3 жыл бұрын

    [Takes careful notes] ...colonel..sanders.. This stuff is gold.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha thanks for watching!

  • @Kentrc11
    @Kentrc113 жыл бұрын

    What's hilarious is that the Mortal Kombat movie is playing in the background, it is literally on the big flatscreen in the next room

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's playing in the background of my life, always.

  • @cracked
    @cracked3 жыл бұрын

    Real talk. What’s the best Mortal Kombat story? Is it a movie? A game? Which movie or game? EXPLAIN THE PLOT!

  • @obsidian00

    @obsidian00

    3 жыл бұрын

    The Game!

  • @cornlips7247

    @cornlips7247

    3 жыл бұрын

    The most ok is probably a game. I doubt there are any good story lines. The new one is a fun fighting game but the story is a bit* lame with very slight variations depending on what fighter you chose at certain points.

  • @brknglasses2734

    @brknglasses2734

    3 жыл бұрын

    I haven't seen the new live action, but 'Scorpion's revenge 'is pretty cool.

  • @yashabreslove8276

    @yashabreslove8276

    3 жыл бұрын

    Even if the games suffer from “people talk to set up fight,” the reboot trilogy has been cool. MK9 and 11 specifically, do really interesting things with the lore, and the way they impact and facilitate the gameplay is pretty neat.

  • @mrobject9113

    @mrobject9113

    3 жыл бұрын

    Clearly Annihilation was the best story ever...

  • @obsidian00
    @obsidian003 жыл бұрын

    MAGICAL GARY!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's the best!

  • @obsidian00

    @obsidian00

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cracked He really is!

  • @blakeharris58
    @blakeharris583 жыл бұрын

    The rival strippers story is better than what we got.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hopefully it'll be in the sequel

  • @davidbeppler3032

    @davidbeppler3032

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sonya Blade (the only human female) will be the bouncer. MKII Sausage Fest!

  • @adamgray1753

    @adamgray1753

    3 жыл бұрын

    There will be a fanfic "story" of that specific idea sooner or later, @@davidbeppler3032.

  • @Daveoghscope

    @Daveoghscope

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now this... is how you pander to the gays!

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Daveoghscope That's the driver behind everything we do here haha

  • @adeadfreelancer1846
    @adeadfreelancer18463 жыл бұрын

    No mention of how Outworld can inexplicably use champions from other realms, or why Reptile and Nitara were inexplicably evil shen at worse both are neutral (with Reptile just being easily tricked)

  • @chrismaynard8600
    @chrismaynard86003 жыл бұрын

    Magical Gary as dlc for the next MK game

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Seconded!

  • @davidbeppler3032

    @davidbeppler3032

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cracked could use the royalties from that IP!

  • @RBelmont007
    @RBelmont0073 жыл бұрын

    I am cackling that the Script Doctor is wearing a stethoscope

  • @cornlips7247
    @cornlips72473 жыл бұрын

    Yes! I have been looking forward to more of this series.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    And here ya go!

  • @deebzscrub

    @deebzscrub

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too!

  • @rolmodel12.

    @rolmodel12.

    3 жыл бұрын

    SO goood 🤣

  • @mayaparamita2254

    @mayaparamita2254

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cracked What is this?? A copy/ slightly copy of Ryan George's Pitch Meeting of Screen Rant channel but less sass?

  • @cornlips7247

    @cornlips7247

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mayaparamita2254 as a huge Ryan George fan I feel like this is different enough to be an awesome addition to that type of video. It is only similar on the surface level. As I recently learned Ryan's Pitch meeting is not the only or first of its kind. Just the first people like you and me found.

  • @snowblind2820
    @snowblind28203 жыл бұрын

    Didn't Kano say he knew where Raiden's temple is because he ran guns out of it or something, but then suddenly its full of monks and a thunder God. The fuck happened there?

  • @anthonynorman7545

    @anthonynorman7545

    3 жыл бұрын

    He said the locals talked about it when he was running guns

  • @alexhaskins8568

    @alexhaskins8568

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@anthonynorman7545 Yeah, after he said he was running guns through the temple. Its right at the start of the trailer scene. He rags on Sonya's beer and then says "oh yeah, I know that temple. I used to run guns through there. The locals wouldn't shut up about it" which made me think that he was running guns, the locals wouldn't shut up about the temple, so he stopped running guns through it. It never seemed like he was just, you know, sort of near it

  • @xsanguine8

    @xsanguine8

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alexhaskins8568 The way you just described it, sounded like the way most people talk, when they mean 'I was in that area and I heard about it,' not that he was actually going into that temple.

  • @anthonynorman7545

    @anthonynorman7545

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alexhaskins8568 if he was running guns through the temple, why didn't he know where it was? Do you think the monks would have put up with Kano and his crew using their sacred area like that?

  • @alexhaskins8568

    @alexhaskins8568

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@anthonynorman7545 Thats what I'm saying though. The monks obviously wouldn't have put up with that. And Kano did know where it was. Thats why he said I know where it is and then programmed a GPS to go there. It didn't make sense to me.

  • @jaykay6222
    @jaykay62223 жыл бұрын

    Daily reminder that Bi Han has got to be hundreds of years old after the time skip. But like...why? Does his cryomancy also innately cryogenically freeze his aging process?

  • @rudeboyjohn3483
    @rudeboyjohn34833 жыл бұрын

    I just subscribed because I watched the Fact Fiend announcement. Excited.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey that's awesome! We've got some weird stuff coming out these days haha

  • @cornlips7247

    @cornlips7247

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cracked weirdly hilarious lol.

  • @davidbeppler3032

    @davidbeppler3032

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ditto.

  • @thegooddinggleberry
    @thegooddinggleberry3 жыл бұрын

    Guns are banned from Mortal Kombat That one guy with a a bow starts clutch the one of cyborgs in fear.

  • @Irish381

    @Irish381

    3 жыл бұрын

    Damn ! I just brought my GAU avenger from my A-10 Thunderbolt with depleted uranium shells!

  • @Cheesusful
    @Cheesusful3 жыл бұрын

    The janitor from scrubs is a god? Yup, knew it :)

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Obviously!

  • @a.g7891
    @a.g78913 жыл бұрын

    Magical Gary... that did it! Hahaha

  • @silverblue73
    @silverblue733 жыл бұрын

    Making a movie is hard. Making a good movie is a miracle. Keep praying.

  • @rulerchop4032
    @rulerchop40323 жыл бұрын

    Maybe if they had Scorpion say thanks to Cole in English instead of in Japanese, we can accept that somehow he knows English. He only couldn't understand Sub-Zero when he spoke Chinese, so it would still fit. I don't know. I watched it for gratuitous amounts of over-the-top violence. It delivered on that at least.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    You know, I honestly felt like the violence was kinda low key. Joe Taslim has done some AMAZING martial arts violence stuff like in The Night Comes For Us. Mortal Kombat was just okay on that front.

  • @rulerchop4032

    @rulerchop4032

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cracked Hopefully the sequel plays up the fatalities a little more. And if people don't think this is getting a sequel they clearly don't know how hollywood works.

  • @Democlis

    @Democlis

    3 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, i would think that 1000 years in hell was enough time to learn some foreign languages, especially english, given the crap pulled by the English Empire during colonization i would guess it's a pretty popular language in hell....

  • @rulerchop4032

    @rulerchop4032

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Democlis I was kind of thinking about that. And he hates Sub-Zero so much he might have refused to learn Chinese out of spite.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Democlis I just love how at the end he speaks to Cole (again only in Japanese) and Cole just sort of stands there because they can't actually communicate.

  • @Chronal-Rend
    @Chronal-Rend3 жыл бұрын

    Are we just going to ignore how they didn't know Ninja tools were often altered from gardening tools like what they did in the movies exactly what kunai were used for

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's just a riff on a pun, not a plot hole we're pointing out.

  • @Chronal-Rend

    @Chronal-Rend

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cracked no issue with the pun

  • @UlverKM
    @UlverKM3 жыл бұрын

    Nice Pappy flex, boys.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's my dad's office haha

  • @UlverKM

    @UlverKM

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cracked hell yeah. That response made my day.

  • @GinDragon
    @GinDragon3 жыл бұрын

    Did you film each side of this scene weeks apart to make the evil twin beard thing happen?

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    No I just shaved in between takes haha

  • @GinDragon

    @GinDragon

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cracked I feel like a proverb about a Russian pencil.

  • @maechael-ns1xe

    @maechael-ns1xe

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cracked days between shaving, scruff has been achieved.

  • @dylantobler1135
    @dylantobler11353 жыл бұрын

    Despite Radin’s weirdness, and a couple other unexplained discrepancies, never before have I had a literal orgasmic feelings do to fight scene choreography. I was on the verge of tears as my brain uttered the phrase “holy fuck that’s badass,” repeatedly, coupled with intense shivers of excitement rippling though my being. I didn’t even experience that when I watched Godzilla versus Kong and I saw that shit in theaters. I think it might be because of the intense nostalgia I get from anything mortal combat related. Or maybe I find beauty in over the top violence. Probably both.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    You should really watch The Raid 2

  • @Mister_Mag00

    @Mister_Mag00

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cracked you really should give up and delete this channel you are a paltry pathetic excuse of what cracked used to be

  • @dylantobler1135

    @dylantobler1135

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shut the fuck up @M H things change deal with it. Also I will look into raid 2 :)

  • @FFKonoko

    @FFKonoko

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Mister_Mag00 no-one cares what you think. The old channel died, and did so under a calvalcade of "why isn't this just after hours". You have no alternative suggestions or content.

  • @mnemonichotpocket
    @mnemonichotpocket3 жыл бұрын

    Dr Jordan for president. Balls we can believe in.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Seconded

  • @AaronMccombsADM
    @AaronMccombsADM3 жыл бұрын

    Lol on the bottle of pappy! Well done prop dept!!!!

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha it's just my dad's office.

  • @McDanieI
    @McDanieI3 жыл бұрын

    Got room for one more Janitor? JOHN the MK Janitor!

  • @BobPapadopoulos
    @BobPapadopoulos3 жыл бұрын

    Oh hey, the Cracked writers watch Pitch Meeting too. Cool.

  • @MrX186

    @MrX186

    3 жыл бұрын

    i was just about to make that comment..

  • @caseyp5665
    @caseyp56653 жыл бұрын

    I enjoyed this. Ya done good kid, ya done good

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha thanks!

  • @gp2917
    @gp29173 жыл бұрын

    For a moment, I thought he was holding the binoculars backwards. derp

  • @chaoseater69
    @chaoseater693 жыл бұрын

    Gary Green is all the man we need.

  • @waddee30
    @waddee302 жыл бұрын

    They should have explained when Solo met the Sasquatch. I just wish Rayden would have made that more apparent talking to spock in the 3rd one.

  • @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist
    @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist3 жыл бұрын

    Doing a film pitch is super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @BobPapadopoulos

    @BobPapadopoulos

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cracked writers are gonna need you to get all the way off their back about what a blatant rip this is.

  • @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist

    @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BobPapadopoulos let me get all the way off that thing!

  • @scottmacs
    @scottmacs3 жыл бұрын

    Man, I want a stethoscope!

  • @meoff7602
    @meoff76023 жыл бұрын

    Brings a Gatling gun to clean house, LoL.

  • @MusicoftheDamned
    @MusicoftheDamned3 жыл бұрын

    Even expecting the worst of people, I still don't understand why it's so difficult to make a good movie adapted from a (short) video game. The newest _Mortal Kombat_ movie seemed obviously doomed as soon as they added a needless original (DO NOT STEAL) character *and* had him be the main character. Everything I have heard or seen of it on top that, however, makes it seem even worse than _Mortal Kombat: Annihilation_ was in at least some respects since at least that (also) terrible movie was more faithful to the series overall even when there was far less to go on. I just don't get it.

  • @byronmclaggan3443
    @byronmclaggan34433 жыл бұрын

    Good job guys. Funny stuff.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks!

  • @NESDUB
    @NESDUB3 жыл бұрын

    This is funnier than SNL

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hell yeah haha

  • @Oddity_iz_Jeff
    @Oddity_iz_Jeff3 жыл бұрын

    ILY Cracked. You can do it.

  • @Iamthedudeman00
    @Iamthedudeman00 Жыл бұрын

    Also scorpion stayed in hell for so long he came up with a catch phrase in English “come over here”, it is not so unbelievable....

  • @dukeetannerpuppypd2275
    @dukeetannerpuppypd22753 жыл бұрын

    All of yourselves need to stethoscope LOL that would make it so much better I get the character reference but yeah you do great work thank you

  • @dukeetannerpuppypd2275

    @dukeetannerpuppypd2275

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wonder how many people actually believe that that's a different person each scene our presentation anyway man oh man got it going on

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean that nasty goatee goes a long way I think.

  • @chrismitchell457
    @chrismitchell4573 жыл бұрын

    Tht first pitch wit them being rival strippers wud make a much better movie than wht we got

  • @tracesizemore6736
    @tracesizemore67363 жыл бұрын

    "Thoughts.." *yeets phone*

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Indeed haha

  • @hannanicole2405
    @hannanicole24053 жыл бұрын

    I love Mortal Kombat! Great movie choice! Another great one will be Army of the Dead, when it comes out on Netflix later this month. Or Spiral and a Quiet Place ll, I’m sure they will need some script doctoring.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ha we'll see!

  • @ezio_Winchester
    @ezio_Winchester3 жыл бұрын

    Was a little scared when I saw your set up. Cuz I'm a fan of pitch meetings and I didn't wanna rip off. But as all the new stuff you guys been coming up with I really like it . Thanks for the content

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's definitely in that same vein, but I think our overall thing is a bit different!

  • @mayaparamita2254

    @mayaparamita2254

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea. Ikr. It's mainly the same. Pls dont do that Cracked channel. I like your channel too.

  • @Saint_nobody
    @Saint_nobody3 жыл бұрын

    "Get the crikey out of here". Yeah, I'm using that now.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's because he's AUSTRALIAN. That's a character trait.

  • @adamgray1753

    @adamgray1753

    3 жыл бұрын

    Do not forget that *this* Kano character is everyone's mobile punch line, @@cracked. So you gotta be vigilant about the random sudden punchlines!

  • @milestrombley1466
    @milestrombley14663 жыл бұрын

    MK is a simple story. How can Hollywood f**k that up!?

  • @agentwashingtub9167
    @agentwashingtub91673 жыл бұрын

    Breeding can play both DOB style nerd and Swaim style demigod

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ha I don't know about all that

  • @SailHatinSoap
    @SailHatinSoap3 жыл бұрын

    I see nothing wrong with including the janitor from scrubs

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @youtubesadhominem9118
    @youtubesadhominem91183 жыл бұрын

    yeah its satire for now give a couple of years until it becomes reality.

  • @seanrshivers
    @seanrshivers3 жыл бұрын

    10/10 i feel like you've been on fire

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha in what sense?

  • @seanrshivers

    @seanrshivers

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@cracked Like physically, you know what it is to experience the indescribable pain of immolation. .. :P i was trying to say that your new stuff has been even better than your old stuff... even though it's only been... what... a year?

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@seanrshivers Slightly more than a year! And that's insanely high praise haha. I've yet to even meet my coworkers. 95% of this is all made in Virginia still.

  • @superkroger
    @superkroger3 жыл бұрын

    Sub-Zero was sexy

  • @lawrencechesneau
    @lawrencechesneau3 жыл бұрын

    World-building go boom?

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Character Traits go boom!

  • @donxolo225
    @donxolo2253 жыл бұрын

    Ooooh Making Bad Rip Offs of Pitch Meetings is TIGHT!

  • @RSAM-ms6es
    @RSAM-ms6es3 жыл бұрын

    Cool video.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks!

  • @raycongfs
    @raycongfs3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @malloryknox6950
    @malloryknox69503 жыл бұрын

    It's GET over here

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know I literally say that like four seconds later haha

  • @Warios4Christians
    @Warios4Christians3 жыл бұрын

    Feels alot like"" Disney owns you "

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    I've never actually watched those!

  • @Warios4Christians

    @Warios4Christians

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cracked I'm sure you'll get a kick out of them.

  • @losermcduck7500
    @losermcduck75002 жыл бұрын

    Its actually pretty hard to break a closed vehicle window without a gun

  • @paineoftheworld
    @paineoftheworld3 жыл бұрын

    Does he shave after... Before... Does he shave?! Are there two Doctors? please please please

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes to all your questions.

  • @paineoftheworld

    @paineoftheworld

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cracked , I knew that mRNA stuff would pay off!!! Thanks Pfizer.

  • @jonnda
    @jonnda3 жыл бұрын

    I still thought it was better the 90’s movie, although I did miss KMFDM’s music.

  • @12oshinko
    @12oshinko3 жыл бұрын

    Once the reviews started saying "true to the source material" I checked out.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ha that's VERY fair.

  • @a.i.8583
    @a.i.85833 жыл бұрын

    I imagine this is exactly how their brainstorming sessions went for this p.o.s. movie.

  • @The_preserver_x16
    @The_preserver_x163 жыл бұрын

    This is more of a criticism of the lore of the games.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's all the same haha

  • @ichigoapanchal9935
    @ichigoapanchal99353 жыл бұрын

    This guys would be exalent at cinema sins

  • @Darthalas

    @Darthalas

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes they would, but then again everyone's excellent at cinema sins except...well CinemaSins 🙄

  • @ichigoapanchal9935

    @ichigoapanchal9935

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Darthalas but those guys are not nitpicking with movies lol

  • @gateway972
    @gateway9723 жыл бұрын

    Scorpion > SubZero Sub Zero has a body temp.of 98.6F

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Does he? Haha

  • @jdwest34
    @jdwest343 жыл бұрын

    Thanks

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    You're absolutely welcome

  • @chromaticchimera817
    @chromaticchimera8173 жыл бұрын

    So..wtf happened to the original cast of Cracked?

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    This explains it a bit >>> kzread.info/dash/bejne/kYec2JiGaaebl7Q.html

  • @chromaticchimera817

    @chromaticchimera817

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cracked Didn't think I'd actually get a legitimate reply from you guys. Thanks for taking your time do this. I'll stay subscribed to see how this goes. If guys need more people at any time, I'm down.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@chromaticchimera817 Thanks so much for watching! Yeah we'll see what happens haha. It's a wild time.

  • @amaeve1950
    @amaeve19503 жыл бұрын

    I.... haven't....watched this movie....but I think I get about as much about it as I would have based on prior knowledge of the old game and movie, as I would have from actually watching it so.....kudos?

  • @jeremyjw
    @jeremyjw3 жыл бұрын

    i'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about . . .

  • @lennywright5655
    @lennywright56553 жыл бұрын

    🤔 Coming up with this video idea seems like it was “super easy barely an inconvenience” 😉

  • @scorpioyt8098
    @scorpioyt80983 жыл бұрын

    Get over here 👈🏽

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes haha. Wait like three seconds and I address it.

  • @rolmodel12.
    @rolmodel12.3 жыл бұрын

    Reeeaallly loving this series! Brilliant stuff

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks so much! Hopefully we get enough views to make a few more!

  • @rolmodel12.

    @rolmodel12.

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cracked doin' my part, I have forwarded this lil' gem to several buddies. Did the last episode ("Planes go BOOM."), too. Can't make 'em watch, but I can at least.... waaait 🤔 I'm gonna watch some Clockwork Orange, take some notes, and I'll get right back to ya!

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rolmodel12. Haha perfect

  • @aestevalis0
    @aestevalis03 жыл бұрын

    Took me too long to realize what was playing on the tv.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    MORTAL KOMBAT!

  • @aestevalis0

    @aestevalis0

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was that movie's demographic. I should have known it from the fraction of Christopher Lambert's head at 0:09. It took me until the group shot at 1:35.

  • @phl3ck
    @phl3ck3 жыл бұрын

    "Hanzo's wife has spade" Probably should have told him to go for the HEART! gotem! *walks away in card puns*

  • @heavenlyderpfowl1180

    @heavenlyderpfowl1180

    3 жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately this is not the joke in the video

  • @plexus
    @plexus3 жыл бұрын

    The whole Raiden’s involvement kinda makes sense, cause he was just trying to protect the earthers from the baddies who were trying to cheat first by assassinating the humans before the tournament. So it could be argued that he was just trying to protect the integrity of the tournament. Not saying it’s a good movie... just saying that part could make sense of you think about it.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Okay, but if they're cheating, why doesn't he go full HAM on them? It's pretty inconsistent when and how he chooses to protect people. He didn't save hat guy, for example.

  • @blowc1612
    @blowc16123 жыл бұрын

    Raiden can’t interfere with ill intent and that’s why he teleported them to fight by themselves.

  • @francoisdelrio1824

    @francoisdelrio1824

    3 жыл бұрын

    lol I thought it was "Elder Gods" who can't interfere, Raiden is "Protector of earth", sounds like its LITERALLY his job to interfere🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @GraemeGunn
    @GraemeGunn3 жыл бұрын

    Did you guys look up any of the lore behind these stories? Or did you just watch the movie and guess at everything?

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    The point is riffing on what the movie gave us

  • @mayaparamita2254
    @mayaparamita22543 жыл бұрын

    What is this?? A copy/ slightly copy of Ryan George's Pitch Meeting of Screen Rant channel but less sass?

  • @michaelpiper8198
    @michaelpiper81983 жыл бұрын

    So alot of things make more sense if you put it into their lets call it system of power... So while our superheroes have powers from say a radioactive spider biting them their powers come from cultivation of different types of energies that will remodel the body however the process will generally require a large amount of conflict to take place before they can attain a high level of power, on top of their being a so called heavenly cultivators side and demonic cultivators side (yin and yang) .. So most likely Hanzo was a demonic cultivator of the fire path with a fair level of attainment then once he was killed his power would resonate with a dimension closest to his power,Hell, this would pull him over either fixing his body in the process or destroying it forcing him to make a new body. As for Raiden The rules are generally that higher power should not interfere directly this is because many times their direct powers can lead to unpredictable events happening or even the destruction of that reality.. normally when those types of powers want to do something it will take time to first set up a special diagram then get necessary materials once everything is in place they would then only use a microscopic amount of power to activate the mechanism they have in place (mechanism can even simply look like buildings or even wrighting) so the transportation and sheild should be fine but only if he has it set up using his followers in advance which as a "god" he technically could of had happen easily enough... Shang Tsung being obviously a demonic cultivator on top of a soul stealer would generally grow in power due to chaos brought by interfering making him less fearful of consequences Sorry this was so long lol 😅

  • @GreenMetalicDevil
    @GreenMetalicDevil3 жыл бұрын

    You want a g-rating? Mortal Sleep Babies!

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    EXCELLENT POINT

  • @geardog24
    @geardog243 жыл бұрын

    Well it's a better script then Mortal Kombat Annihilation.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ha that's fair!

  • @KidKobain13
    @KidKobain133 жыл бұрын

    Wanna write for you guys one day

  • @goodburger1114

    @goodburger1114

    3 жыл бұрын

    First you have to learn to spell :)

  • @sabbathjackal

    @sabbathjackal

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shouldn't be that hard.

  • @erichart2756
    @erichart27563 жыл бұрын

    Then how does she have children lmao

  • @deebzscrub
    @deebzscrub3 жыл бұрын

    HA these are great

  • @deebzscrub

    @deebzscrub

    3 жыл бұрын

    The director in this one is so perfect

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think he sucks

  • @sirloin869
    @sirloin8693 жыл бұрын

    So,no. But,also:no...

  • @jamesclarkson156
    @jamesclarkson1563 жыл бұрын

    Dr. Jordan Breeding is multiplying. Is that a bad thing?

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think it's a wonderful thing

  • @paineoftheworld

    @paineoftheworld

    3 жыл бұрын

    Must read comments before I comment.

  • @GinDragon

    @GinDragon

    3 жыл бұрын

    You missed a Breeding is breeding opportunity.

  • @sethjoyce
    @sethjoyce3 жыл бұрын

    I'm here to ask about Rampart?

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rampart?

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm3 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Scorpion's line "Get over here!" was the only English line he said in the movie. His other lines were in Japanese.

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    Didn't I say that? Wasn't that the whole point? Haha

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mayaparamita2254 Just because his came out sooner doesn't mean we didn't film ours a week ago before it came out. Animation takes time. We're doing different things, but, yes, they're in a similar vein. Also, if you're so worried about all this, I suggest watching Jenny Nicholson's pitch meeting video - it predates all of us: kzread.info/dash/bejne/goGCqMN6hdaYndI.html

  • @locksley11
    @locksley113 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mykhailohohol8708
    @mykhailohohol87083 жыл бұрын

    3 minutes in, no laughs. you had your chance

  • @msparasol2211
    @msparasol22113 жыл бұрын

    Hanzo had English lessons in hell

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    But didn't use them with Cole?

  • @msparasol2211

    @msparasol2211

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cracked well; because he skipped most of the classes. But he learned enough to interact with people. Like; Get over here; where's the bathroom; how much does it cost; good morning...

  • @cracked

    @cracked

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@msparasol2211 Oh of course haha

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