What other movies were your parents DEFINITELY right about?

@paineoftheworld

3 жыл бұрын

Andromeda Strain. Lockdown or Fuel-Air Explosives. Victim's choice.

@LordZombitten

3 жыл бұрын

X-Men and the fact that it is pro-inclusivity, especially as it pertains to the LGBTQ+ community. Just because it's a good message doesn't make it any less propaganda.

@iansullivan9738

3 жыл бұрын

*50 years of Asian action films has entered the chat*

@LaffyTaffy04

3 жыл бұрын

You really did a video on military propaganda and DIDN'T put in Starship Troopers? Hell, the entire MCU is propaganda.

@paineoftheworld

3 жыл бұрын

@@LaffyTaffy04 , psst, Starship Troopers is anti-military. Really antifascist, but what's the diff?

Seriously dude, I'm so amazed at how much you've revived the spirit of Cracked.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Hey I really appreciate that! Thanks so much! I'm working my dumb butt off haha

@dewetolivier2362

3 жыл бұрын

I agree.. My life isn't the same without "What's up nerds?"

@y_fam_goeglyd

3 жыл бұрын

@@cracked You've got yourselves a re-sub from me. Started with you getting Karl Smallwood back, and then I saw that this series and others were new/renewed... Bring back Roger? Loving the "reboot", keep up the good work!

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

@@y_fam_goeglyd Roger is coming back! Finishing up scripts and stuff now. He's already on board!

"Wait, it's all political?" "Always has been."

@mikewaterfield3599

3 жыл бұрын

Not really, trying to force political agendas in entertainment is a modern thing. Why do you think Hollywood is making films like they are today? We can’t simply be entertained anymore. Your not buying a ticket to be entertained by a movie. Your buying admission to a day class on liberal politics.

@rapchee

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikewaterfield3599 ah yes the typical liberal political ideas like militarism, zionism

@BobLogical

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikewaterfield3599 Shut the fuck up, dude.

@yanipheonu

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikewaterfield3599 fun fact: this comment complaining about politics is very political ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@mikewaterfield3599

3 жыл бұрын

@@yanipheonu eh I suppose it is. Unless I’m watching a movie about lawyers or elected officials I kinda prefer it at a minimum. It’s not crazy to notice a dramatic uptake in political rhetoric though. Writers used to be a lot more subtle and creative about it. Essentially treating the audience like they are intelligent. Consider Star Trek as an IP. TNG and DS9 certainly had plenty of political themes. They tended to present an idea and leave it to the audience to ponder the philosophy. Much the way universities used to be. Now consider Discovery or worse still Picard. Both push messages with as much subtlety as a freight train. They don’t present a concept. They hammer in an idea and ridicule any concept of alternate thought for good measure. That’s my point. An audience is always at liberty to their own personal meaning from a story as presented. Modern Hollywood by contrast is determined to highlight with unsubtle exposition exactly what you are supposed to think.

When I graduated from my high school in 1986 that was two miles from an US Naval base the graduating class were given multiple free passes to Top Gun courtesy of the Navy recruiters.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Nice haha

Fun fact: Darth Vader has only 12 minutes of screentime in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

@paineoftheworld

3 жыл бұрын

WHAAAHT?!?

@iansullivan9738

3 жыл бұрын

@@paineoftheworld *glass shatters*

@Ahriman_II

3 жыл бұрын

So there were 12 good minutes, got it

@berkshirefish2191

3 жыл бұрын

Draco only has 31 mins throughout all the movies

@hewasfuzzywuzzy3583

3 жыл бұрын

Most of it is him just breathing.

Little known fact: when Goose's head struck the canopy during ejection, his eyes burst out of his skull like some weird Tom and Jerry cartoon.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

I KNEW IT

@mikewaterfield3599

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact the pneumatic purge on that canopy has a redundant demolition system. That scene is literally impossible. Moreover the TF30 on that aircraft is not going to flame out from having jet wash blasted in it.

@paineoftheworld

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikewaterfield3599 , GOOSE IS ALIVE?!?

@mikewaterfield3599

3 жыл бұрын

@@paineoftheworld if an Eject like that happened he at least would have survived the initial ejection. The canopy certainly would have been well clear.

@paineoftheworld

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikewaterfield3599 , SO GOOSE DIDN'T COMPRESS HIS SPINE AND SKULL ON THE CANOPY?!?

I'm liking the Jordan Cinematic Universe Phase 2

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Haha well good!

Yea, I've always felt weird that the big climax of the Angry Birds movie was the annihilation of another civilization, who we learn went hardline because their own survival was on the line.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty wild for a kids movie

Brad Pitt's cameo in Deadpool 2 was hands down the best cameo I've ever seen. Even the story behind how that scene came into existance is awesome.

Thank you for bringing Cracked back to life ! Some sort of comedic messiah

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Haha well thanks for watching!

Right! Harrison Ford played in both "Apocalypse Now" AND "Star Wars". Hmmm, thought provoking.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

There's something there haha

@Texasjim2007

Жыл бұрын

Harrison Ford was never in "Apocalypse Now" which by the way was a fairly realistic and politically balanced film about the Vietnam War I personally enjoyed as a 101st Airborne and 1st Cavalry Division veteran.

That “what’s his name” director that directed Apocalypse Now is Francis Ford Coppola, and he also directed a little known trilogy call The Godfather. 😂

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he's best known for the film "Jack"

Wish you would have mentioned the 1st trilogy of Transformers movies from MB and Paramount literally being funded by the US military and portraying the US soldiers as heroic and skilled and integral to the Autobot victory. The soldiers save the Autobots as often as is vice versa. Then they also used some TF material in recruitment materials I think I recall. Not as sure about that last detail.

Such a cool video. Feels like old-school Cracked, when Dan O'Brien did Pop Culture Disorder (or something along those lines). I hope you get a chance to do something similar to After Hours at some point. That series was just pure gold.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much for checking it out!

I remember being a little kid reading cracked articles on my parents computer. Now here I am watching classic cracked on my phone. Keep this stuff up, it's great stuff!

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Heck yeah!

Damn #2 was um, insanely relevant.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was NOT expecting that when I filmed this a couple months ago.

@aratasman77

3 жыл бұрын

#2? Did you mean #3 the Israeli wall one? Or have I missed some news about military propaganda?

@acgeewhiz

3 жыл бұрын

They count down, so the third one talked about is actually #2. Check the sections on the description. Or rewatch the video and see what’s written on the TVs.

@aratasman77

3 жыл бұрын

@@acgeewhiz You are right! Thanks!

@Nsinger998

3 жыл бұрын

@@FlameOnTheBeat Go fuck yourself.

"Broke Back Aircraft Carrier. Coming to a theater near you!"

@nickball4071

3 жыл бұрын

I think you'll fins it's actually "Broke Back Aircraft Carrier. Cumming in a theatre near you!" Lol. Why tease 'em with just the tip, give 'em the whole damn thing lol.

@paulpski9855

3 жыл бұрын

So, would you say Broke Back Mountain had a hidden agenda too?

@nickball4071

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulpski9855 yes it had a hiding sausage agenda lol

@rulerchop4032

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulpski9855 considering it was amazingly controversial for being one of the first really big movies with a gay sex scene when it first released, the agenda wasn't exactly hidden.

Finally, the Boss from the "Agents of Cracked" makes a cameo. Love it 👍

Absolutely love the brief Comrade Detective reference.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

It's basically the only show I've ever gotten an actual screener for haha. It was great!

What’s ironic is how most people see Hollywood as liberal. I get why that is, given the political views of most celebrities and the overall government of LA but the inner workings of shows and movies is definitely conservative. For every celebrity that says “Black Lives Matter”, there’s 10 producers that pass over a black actor in favor of a white one for “marketability”. Concepts like “the military is awesome”, “guns solve all problems”, “cops are always right and rules get in the way”, and “everyone should marry someone of the opposite sex and divorce is terrible” all pop up in movies constantly. Not to mention how cartoonish racists, homophobes, and sexists are to the point where IRL ones genuinely believe that they aren’t just because they don’t act like the ones they see in movies. Honestly, there’s a lot that goes under the radar of people that it’s kinda weird.

Pig fuel cant melt bamboo beams...clicked like instantly

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

IT'S THE TRUTH YOU CAN'T DENY IT

The MCU movies literally get taxpayer money in addition to being able to get to use military equipment. Specifically it’s thanks to the military’s Ministry of Propaganda. That’s literally what it’s called. This all is why pretty much every movie with military in it paints them in a good light. It’s because it’s not only profitable but a lot cheaper since the military tends not to rent out their stuff to muckrakers. Though the movie that took the utter piss out of this is easily Independence Day: Resurgence. The original movie was definitely military propaganda but the sequel integrated recruitment ads into its marketing. They literally made recruitment ads that weren’t clearly labeled as recruitment until near the end. The military’s recruitment methods these days has definitely passed the level of creepy and disturbing. I’m just glad kids don’t fall for it as recruitment is also at an all-time low despite all this.

@bobbysworld281995

3 жыл бұрын

This MCU "fact" is so bleached, it's myth. It's used to see if it's accurate, and this is Hollywood protocol. Mofo says MCU paints military in a good light, must be an armchair historian.

That last point about Angry Birds was so spot on it scared me a little lol. I never made that connection. That's why I enjoy these videos, they always give me something to think about. Keep up the good work bro😁👍🏾

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much for watching!

@nazarboghosian

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think they made it as propaganda cause u gotta remember the movie is based on the game and tbh they did the bare minimum storyline to connect the ideas in the app

World War Cracked! I laughed my ass off at "Mm Bop" and again just a second later at "John Cena!" Well done. 😂😂😂😂😂

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

That's great to hear!

The WWZ movie set pieces (zombies climbing wall) was always trippy to me. In movie, letting people in, in book keeping people out.

Cathy being in with the Feds the whole time is the twist Dr. Jordan will soon forget.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I haven't brought it up in any future episodes haha

'Reinstate' suggests you were actually a real doctor to begin with...

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

HEY

@whyarepeoplethewaythattheyare

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, you don't know his life! Get a load of this lady

*Ghostbusters, Main Villian: EPA*

@MrZer093

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah! How dare the government tell some business that they can’t use nuclear powered equipment or devices that can end the world if used improperly! Especially if it’s for something that most people don’t believe in like ghosts!

@BobLogical

3 жыл бұрын

Actually got covered a long time ago on After Hours.

3:09 is that a dubbed scene with an english voice over? I don't think I've ever seen that, only the other way round... Here in europe you grow up with dubbed sitcoms and movies and...that looks like the actor's speaking german, spanish or russian. Can someone clarify?

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

So that's a TV show that's supposed to be an English dub of a Soviet program they "discovered" from the 80s, but it's not a real Soviet show. It's complicated haha. Look up Comrade Detective.

It took me over eight minutes to notice the number on the jumper was "42069"

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Good catch haha

It’s good to know that the Chief is still up to his old tricks. And he has a new puppet now!

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Haha glad you caught that! I was sort of going for that same reference/vibe.

@acgeewhiz

3 жыл бұрын

“The chief?!?”

When are you going to do a tutorial for that recorder rendition of My Heart will go on?

@qwertyasdf66

3 жыл бұрын

Is it not just taken from a Matt Mulholland video?

Keep these great topics coming guys. Good start to the new season. 👍

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much! Next episode might be my favorite YBOC yet? At least, the ending of it to some extent.

@byronmclaggan3443

3 жыл бұрын

@@cracked Well now I can't wait. 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

Thanks for all that work to keep Cracked alive :)

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Of course!

1:09 wait so Lucas wanted to do a Tropic Thunder?

@cracked

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

I have to say, I look forward to these videos. Thank you for your ridiculously entertaining perspective.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate that!

Please sort your levels out - some of the clips are way higher in volume than the baseline.

7:05 How can the zombies (AKA the walking DEAD) form a "massive LIVING flesh mound"??

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm I can't remember if they're actually dead or not in World War Z or if it's just a "crazy virus" like in 28 Days Later. They do unfreeze every summer in Canada or whatever which seems to imply they're dead... But yes, regardless, good catch haha.

It's weird feeling like I like this guy. I just...I used to love Cracked so much, and then it started going down when people left or were fired or whatever. It became this place that I just really stopped being able to enjoy. But this guy isn't bad. If there were a few more folks around with this energy, maybe they could even well and truly revive After Hours with a new cast, or even just make new funny short shows like Agents of Cracked or the Harry Potter sequel spoof, or that one random super powers one that I can't remember the name of. I don't want to get my hopes up, but I really want them make Cracked great again Ah god damn it I said it again

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate you saying that. If you're curious where I came from, I did a little FAQ about a year ago >>> kzread.info/dash/bejne/kYec2JiGaaebl7Q.html

@jaykay6222

3 жыл бұрын

@@cracked Awesome, I'll go watch it, thanks :)

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaykay6222 Thanks so much!

This episode was watchable. Straight to the point. Good job dork lol

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Haha HEY

wow cracked is really back again!? awesome!

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah! This explains what's going on >>> kzread.info/dash/bejne/kYec2JiGaaebl7Q.html

If you could normalize the volume level on your videos, that would be great.

Jordan, you are extremely talented and funny and I am grateful for every one of your videos.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much!

So was the SAW review canonically between season 2 and season 3? Like kidnapped on his way here?

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Haha I was in a very crazy, very specific prison

I can't say I saw #2 but I read the book and am familar with the relevant scenes from the movie. The movie left out a really important thing: Israel realized dogs could smell infected humans and would reject anyone even other Jews who were infected. These actions won respect from non-jews seeking shelter and would have explained all sides getting along behind the wall.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

See that's so much freaking better. I need to read the book again.

Green screen dancing man has the energy I need in my life 🕺

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

We all need him

@derekmccloud6333

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that The Chief from Agents of Cracked?

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

@@derekmccloud6333 More an homage than him specifically!

@derekmccloud6333

3 жыл бұрын

@@cracked Too late, it's headcanon now.

#4 - That allegory becomes just a "bit" problematic given the Ewoks are *heavily* implied to eat people, but sadly even that fits with George Lucas's generally terrible depictions of minorities, even other Jews. #3 - There is something darkly hilarious about _Top Gun_ being so effective in its recruiting that it probably indirectly led to Don't Ask, Don't Tell eight years later given The Pentagon helped finance something gayer than an album by The Village People. #2 - So the movie is even *less* faithful to the book than I already knew? More reason to never watch it. #1 - ...Speaking of things to pretend don't exist, I will just continue to do that with _Angry Birds_ in general.

Dammit, Jordan Breeding, your John Cena gets me Every. Freaking. Time. Also, your Dumb Guy Voice is entirely unlike any I've ever heard before.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Haha that can't possibly be true

@DoesNotEqual

3 жыл бұрын

I've given it significant consideration, and come to the conclusion that your DGV (Dumb Guy Voice) is -- as far as I'm concerned -- unique.

Does anyone know what show or movie the clip at 3:09 is from?

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Comrade Detective!

I have a hard time believing that any political motivation was accidental.

Was that a Comrade Detective clip? Nice.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

'Twas! I interviewed them like 4 years ago for Paste Magazine, and I've always liked the show.

Top Gun is the reason Im an Airline pilot today. Lol big difference from an 8 year olds dreams to the 3am Gravyard run from Tenerife to London 🤣

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

There you go!

@MrBizteck

3 жыл бұрын

Mind you with Covid and furlough for almost a year, I cant wait to get in the sky again.

Another notable Star Wars political messaging moment is the Phantom Menace. It was written in a grudge fueled anti-Republican haze. Nute Gunray, the leader of the Trade Federation, is named after Newt Gingrich and Ronald Reagan. The goals of the Trade Federation and the message about the perils of deregulation/neoliberalism were directly inspired by Newt Gingrich's 1994 Contract with America messaging. Like Lucas watched the news and started writing the script directly inspired. The Reagan part is because Lucas has hated Reagan ever since he used the name Star Wars for the SDI program without his permission. Shame the Republican inspired villains also had to be racist Japanese caricatures.

@CorbCorbin

3 жыл бұрын

And his heroes are samurai, except not one Japanese one.

pretty sure WW2 and The Nazis were the inspiration for the expansion of an empire due to technology and extended who extended their reach too far. Storm Troopers. 50 shades of Gray. Tailoring preferences for the uniforms. Still unexplained Nazi learning curve. Tons of the occult and cults being involved. Seeing as how Lucas grew up in between WW2 and Vietnam. Vietnam just being catalyst for his passion and America triggered his fears that they'd become the new Nazis. And one could connected this story to the ageless conflicts occurring in the Middle East. .. OOOooooh KZread won't allow monetized creators (especially ones with corporate backers) to discuss Nazis, or how they were crucial in the formation of the CIA via Operation Paper Clip.

Missed you dude.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

More to come!

Another fascinating trip down the rabbit hole, thanks.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Of course!

When you are in space Viet Nam and suddenly the trees start speaking in Teddy Bear

Ngl the John cena gag gets me every time

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

I always get worried about overdoing it but then I'm like... it's right there... I want it...

@Rabcup

3 жыл бұрын

@@cracked it will never get old dude

The final skit, reminds me of true lies, maybe you could do one on parents who leave there kids alone to be kidnapped.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Haha that could be cool!

its hillarious and a bit sad that so many repeat the obvious lie that this movie was actually "apolitical" . taking money from the pentagon and therefore doing what they say is the defintion of politics and propaganda

I never knew apocalypse now was originally going to be made by Lucas, thanks for that titbit

I just after it came out I saw someone make a video about Angry birds being anti immigrant propaganda (I’d never seen it) and I thought it was a joke but the longer I watched it the stronger the argument got. Like there was evidence it wasn’t just an accident coming from an undiverse crew not thinking through implications and instead low-key intentional but possibly subconscious venting about xenophobia through fiction like a slightly subtler H. P. Lovecraft

@mikewaterfield3599

3 жыл бұрын

A huh.... you know what people forget In angry birds? The pigs stole the eggs and went home. Actual immigrants usually don’t go back where they came from. If your gonna make an argument it’s anti migrant worker. Then again leftist are very fond of jumping to half baked conclusions, especially if a perceived minority is involved. Never miss a chance to virtue signal!

@dragonetafireball

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikewaterfield3599 the point is they judged them before they did anything, blanket calling a whole race evil even if a section of them are in fiction is a recurring problem in fiction. Also when there is looser borders there is often seasonal workers or those who live in both counties but that’s not relevant because I didn’t say the film was specifically anti immigrant worker I said anti immigrant and them going home or not and why does only applies to real situations not caricatures which is what people are accusing it of.

@mikewaterfield3599

3 жыл бұрын

You do know that in Lovecraft the beings of the outer dark don’t care right? They neither love nor hate, they simply don’t care. It’s a serious case of jumping the shark to see racism in a film made based on a mobile platform game. That is serious personal political projection. Let us not forget, they pigs stole the eggs, you know their unborn children? See it in the context of the movie. I don’t know about you but if someone breaks into my home and attempts to rob me hey had best pray I don’t catch them.

@AbsolXGuardian

3 жыл бұрын

The really funny part is that when I was into Angry Birds, when I played with the plushies, I made it about colonialism. Like the execution probably wasn't that good given I was 8, but it's just funny how I came up with the opposite idea of how to built an actual plot from it.

@MiraculousMarin

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikewaterfield3599 1. You don’t seem to understand racial coding 2. Lovecraft was racist about humans as well as his thinly veiled xenophobia 3. You’re accusing others of projecting while inserting things others didn’t say to make a strawman 4. Red is harsh before the pigs do anything and saying an entire race is on board with pretending to be nice to infiltrate a country and kidnap all the children isn’t a good look especially when it gets so close to a lot of racist “white genocide” rhetoric.

Just 4? It's basically every single modern mainstream movie.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah there could have been way more

I am scared to ask, but why is Alex Jones bringing up J.R.R. Tolkien?

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

I actually don't remember the beginning of the quote haha.

@mikewaterfield3599

3 жыл бұрын

Because a lot of people can’t accept that the Lord of the Rings and the hobbits of the Shire were allegories for Tolkien and his poetry club class mates experiences in WW1.

@iansullivan9738

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikewaterfield3599 It's just a nesting doll of WTF with that man.

@jacobawojtowicz

3 жыл бұрын

Tolkien was an anarchist and anti-capitalist so I can only imagine.

@mikewaterfield3599

3 жыл бұрын

@@iansullivan9738 no seriously. He and three of his class mates formed a poetry club in school. All four would go on to serve the Crown in the First World War. Tolkien himself in an interview confirmed that Frodo, Merry, Pippin and Sam were based on his quartet of friends. The war of the Ring was partially based on the First World War.

One of your best

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome! I'm excited for the next one. The entries are weird as hell haha

*Everything* is connected to politics. And everything *can be* made into propaganda. Like: Kids toys, cartoons (animated or still images), comic books, ART (too many to list, cause there are too many that are connected and also have sub genres), fashion, music (any genre), and even food (because it's connected to agriculture, which is connected to land ownership and the trading and selling of goods). Aaaaaaaand also, all of the many fields of science.

What was rocky 4 and wolf warrior to obvious

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Haha I'll do a follow-up if people want more propaganda

Another big difference between World War Z the book and the movie is that Israel didn't try to keep Jerusalem while in the movie they did. (A pretty big plot point)

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

That's a good point!

@stephennootens916

3 жыл бұрын

I'm remember my dad bitched and moan about how they changed that part. It was the thing he liked the most about the book or at the vary least it was the one that stuck with him.

was i right to find TOP Gun was a moronic film?

This was funny and educational at the same time... great!

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome! Thanks so much for watching.

Orig Trig is Viet Nam, but the Prequels are critique on the Bush Admin/American foreign policy. We all shit on how convoluted and unrealistic Palatine's plan was, yet it's basically the plot to Vice (2018)...

Doing great work! 👌🤌

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

3:07 what is this clip from?

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Comrade Detective! It's great!

@MrCameronson

3 жыл бұрын

@@cracked Sweet! That is def on my list. Will have to move it up.

And when we needed him most, he returned.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so friggin' pumped for the next episode. It's peak stupid deep analysis.

@nicholasfarrell5981

3 жыл бұрын

@@cracked excellent.

Excellent intro

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Haha thanks

Broke back aircraft carrier

Huh.... Gasp.... The Chief!

Good stuff

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it!

I feel like I should point out that all war movies are inherently political.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

This is pretty much true, yeah. This one just felt a bit more targeted than most (and successful!)

@urahara64360

3 жыл бұрын

@@cracked it was probably because it also resonated with that teenager market that already want to rebel and they just substituted in the things in their own life that made them feel like they were powerless. All young people used to love to rebel against authority figures some still do but it seems less rare.

Is that the Chief from Agents of Cracked?

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

More of an homage than the "actual character"

Yea i'm a plumber!! Society would crumble without plumbers!!

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

Wasn't Angry Birds about how Columbus invaded North America

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... no?

@NeilTheMoron

3 жыл бұрын

@@cracked When Technologically advanced pigs invade the country of Birds They are welcomed and taken care of but Pigs loot and steal and blow everything up... The Birds fight back as did the natives but the ending is much more Kid Friendly than what actually happened... The eagle failed to protect the natives is something of an allegory as to how the US gov has continually failed to protect the natives from racism and return their land and money... Also do I need to mention what the MC is called?

You should do Hip Hop music. Oh wait, that's every single song made.

Never kissed anybody with chickenpox lips oh wait you said apocalypse

This is effective framing device reset.

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you but also in what way?

Please bring back Honest Ads

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

We are! Scripts are written, Roger is on board, just trying to nail down exactly when and where we're shooting.

@mytemporallobeisshapedlike1796

3 жыл бұрын

@@cracked Holy shit no way!! Can't believe I get to see my favorite CEO again

Supersize Me, Reds, The Motorcycle Diaries

I'm greenlighting brokeback aircraft carrier. Take all the moneys

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

DONE

world war z to umbop cracks me up

Um, I want to watch Angry Birds now?

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

It's honestly not that bad!

Is he supposed to be in jail, or getting his brain scanned??

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Me? There's a semi-complicated background story going on where I'm an illegal doctor that has accidentally killed some people. It doesn't really matter haha, but if you're interested I can share pertinent episodes haha

I need Alex Jones comments in every video now

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly have been thinking about it. I liked adding him so much!

Damn Jordan i am impressed by the quality and quantity of your uploads just be careful not to burn out

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

I will do my best! Thanks for considering my mental state, to be honest.

@andmake-qg5bi

3 жыл бұрын

@@cracked anytime Jordan

propaganda or not, this movies are awesome

This is probably the best cracked video since the great lay-off

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Wow that's awesome!

Spoiler! The guy in the shadows HAS to be the same shadow dude from Agents of Cracked...right?

Aight this slapped actually

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome thanks for watching!

I hear that there's good eatin' on them there pig carcasses (birds too - they taste like . . . chicken).

Why does Jordan's Alex Jones sound like Mel Brooks?

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Haha I wasn't impersonating him at that point.

They could get rid of everything in top gun except the topless volleyball and it would still be awesome.