I remember hearing a german politician saying he was middle class. I mean, he owns only two planes and worked for Blackrock in a high position for years. Proper middle class.

@spicethief4826

8 ай бұрын

Ah yes, the blackrock employee was middleclass. Just like david beckhams wife claimed she was while having a rolls royce.

@Menhtrol

8 ай бұрын

Victoria Beckham to interviewer: “We both come from families that work really hard. They were very working class.” David Beckham: from another room: “Be honest.” Victoria Beckham: “I am.” David Beckham stick his head through the door opening: “Be honest. What car did your dad drive you to school in?” Victoria Beckham: “In the 80s my dad had a Rolls Royce.” Me: Brah.

@tonypeppermint5329

8 ай бұрын

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@JackDispo

8 ай бұрын

⁠@@spicethief4826 “David Beckham’s wife” Daaaaaaamn, that’s one way to talk about a Spice Girl, a multi million dollar musician and actor in her own right.

@DistractedGlobeGuy

7 ай бұрын

And if you disagree with his assessment, you're in violation of EU law and face incarceration.

7:49 To be fair to Homer, his version of the Oddesey is probably different from those that came before. The bards of ancient Greece were expected to take a degree of "poetic liscence" with the legends they retold, and prior to Homer setting them in ink they evolved constantly and rapidly. Greek religion is a dizzyingly complex topic prior to people writing down their myths, as every town had a unique selection of slightly different gods and stories.

@shy-watcher

8 ай бұрын

I thought "Homer's" works were written down some decades after Homer? So the people writing them down _didn't_ insert their names for undeserved fame. And Homer was already a legendary figure from the past. We don't know if he actually performed exactly the version that got written down with his name, as it evolved both before and after him.

@lumi_project

6 ай бұрын

i thought he is just a dad from springfield

And Odysseus placed himself above Poseidon himself. And when Poseidon heard Odysseus’ hubris, he sent a summons to meet him in the Wendy’s parking lot at 6:30.

@rainbowprism6242

8 ай бұрын

You also forget part where he crippled Poseidon's son. Who was actually eating his crew, him being a man-eating giant, but like Gods care about their children being monsters.

@alecLogan

8 ай бұрын

⁠@@rainbowprism6242 In fairness, that was a bit after getting turned-around at sea by Poseidon, so the shenanigans led to Odysseus blinding cyclops-boy.

“Devil’s Trill” hits different when you realize it was actually Tenacious D time traveling that inspired Tartini.

@npc2153

8 ай бұрын

Clearly a rip off of the devil went down to Georgia.

@josefsieffen18

8 ай бұрын

Of course! The devil strikes again!

Are we ready to get cultured? 🍾

@lj1653

8 ай бұрын

us rats are very cultured.... like a petri dish...

Speaking of Ashes, there is a lot of ways they can make your ashes into something cool from pendants, to diamonds, to making your ashes into a record with a recording of whatever you want so you can basically roast your chat FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!

@letsplaysvonaja1714

8 ай бұрын

or bullets

That whole bit about Tartini's dream is kind of interesting if you think about it. Being there to teach you and inspire you to make the greatest song you've ever made... but you're cursed to spend the rest of your life feeling like your song is nothing more than a tribute to the "real" thing... that sounds like the exact kind of deal and outcome I would expect for the devil to pull off.

Berlioz’s life was wild. IH was relatively modest given the amount of time the video covered.

What do you mean you ain’t no high class, working from home with passive income and a violin player

@ragnar97

8 ай бұрын

That's middle class. High class is spending your time at the country club while your company makes you money and your wife gets drunk with the wives of your business partners.

@jacobsmith4428

8 ай бұрын

There is one hell of a power gap between that and actually being in the 1%, who own 63% of total global wealth

@lordheadass8310

8 ай бұрын

And flash cut to her popping off and screaming shit on top of her lungs because people bet against her friend in a tournament

@danielossaconcha7400

8 ай бұрын

@@ragnar97that sounds more like the first percent 1%

@trocoplaytv1254

8 ай бұрын

​​​@@danielossaconcha7400are you crazy?!?!!?! The 1 percent are the ones who own literally everything , including the politicians considering lobbying is legal. Each individual in the 1 percent can be considered one of the most powerful people on the entire planet. That's not rappers, influencers, shit even those like Mark Cuban aren't the 1 percent I think you meant more like the 10 percent. Because the 1 percent have such money where they don't waste their time at country clubs, they instead buy a country or some island and run a club there.

To the guy in the chat during the Limelight segment No, the British were called "Limeys" because the navy used limes to prevent scurvy at sea

"Give them better seats, they're already dead" I already knew the video, so I was really excited to see her reaction to the reveal that the ghosts don't get to watch Harry Potter at all XD

Good video. In regards to the male exam you spoke about near the end of the video, the reason they do the "cup and cough" is to make sure the male does not have a hernia in their groin, which would poke as the patient coughed.

I love the fact whenever she moves to the side and one of her hands goes up like “I have had it UP TO HERE WITH THIS SHIT!”.

"Moral of the story don't jump in the mediterranean" ... But he got what he wanted after jumping in the mediterranean ... so clearly the moral is that you should jump in.

Alicia: "so you know Homer's Odyssey?" Me: " yes as a matter of fact i just happened to learn about it 2 days ago"

Alicia's pause addiction acting up when she unpauses and immediately pauses again a milisecond later. lol

@Arashi257

7 ай бұрын

I wish she'd add one tick of rewind after pausing, cause she tends to pause on certain important bits where there is an explanation or a genuinely funny bit happening, and she just straight up misses it.

Yenno, even with the two day period I like having both the video and the reaction pulled up and give em both my support. Ima enjoy this video a lot, thank you for the content

Internet historian never disappoints

@natethegreat2989

7 ай бұрын

Well until he does, I guess

Your comedic timing actually adds alot of humor to the content. Well done! You had me cracking up the whole Time. Thank you, I needed that. :)

“It’s not about getting out of the hood, it’s about making the hood a better place” - MLK jr.

The NordVPN ad where he roasts streamers is genius, it will get all the streamers to watch the ad.

The Debussy part... C'mon we all played Ultrakill we've should've expected this.

@RubberDucky757

8 ай бұрын

Hate to be that person but I have not a single clue what Ultrakill is XD

@Undergamer12

7 ай бұрын

​@@RubberDucky757 Oh, hohoho. You should play it. If you dont have money watch some gameplay. It will take you to a ride

23:00 Sometimes you need a friend who can help you fix an external problem, but sometimes you need a friend who will just listen to you whine a bit.

@Toastybees

8 ай бұрын

Yes, but if you're whining about the same thing every time and are doing nothing to change it you can see how that would be annoying.

His Incognito Mode videos are just as funny as his main ones and I think you'll love them, too.

I was taught that the Greeks told Troy they were leaving the horse as a sacrifice/gift for Poseidon so he’d bless their journey home, thinking the Trojans would steal it to regift to Poseidon themselves, and they fell for it.

Would love to see you react to a sonic real time fandub, they are super funny improv that you dont need to know much about sonic to enjoy, is a little long tho, ty for all the fun reactions you often make my day

@harrylewis8145

8 ай бұрын

I 100% agree, snapcube makes great videos. Everything I've seen by Penny is hilarious.

@MrFelblood

8 ай бұрын

Maybe start with a highlight compilation, and see how that goes.

Yes! Love the Internet Historian videos!!

I didn't think I'd find a new channel to follow, I sometimes stumble across people reacting to Internet historian as I like the reactions but very few actually grab me enough for me to watch other videos. But you manage to add more to the video with your own humour and even give smart examinations and comments that make me go 'Huh, didn't think about that'. I do hope you react to IH's other channel videos as well as they can provide further context and information to his main videos while still being real good :D Wendigoon's or Jontron as other's I'd recommend but I haven't looked through ur other videos yet. Anyway great videos and looking forward to seeing more :D

If you love Internet Historian, you're gonna absolutely love his dramatic reading of "My Immortal" omg

13:54 this is like that one girl when the rabbit died in that one game. The “that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen” girl noise when the rabbit gets shot

In my country, children undergo yearly pediatric visits which includes a full examination. Not at school, but at the pediatric doctor's office.

I've already done the liking of the video and the subscription to the channel, so... virtual headpats for Alicia, I guess? There there, good on you for remembering the obscure piece of trivia. Edit: There's a joke that used to go around between those dunking on the Christians back ehen that was still popular. It goes something like this: "What do you call someone who knows every word of the bible, front to back? An Atheist."

im not even 2 min in and alicia face going from laugh to how dare you has made me laugh so hard

Yes, when guys get physicals it's wise to have your privates checked, especially if one has family history of health issues like cancer and so on. And the cupping and coughing bit, things like hernias can happen in the groin and coughing make the effected area easier to feel out

There's no need for doctors to check for lumps during men's health inspections. Men touch their balls so often we know if a new HAIR is growing.

Casually drops she is a violinist... holy shit thats awesome

Bro has a whole second channel of his shenanigans you could’ve been watching instead of waiting for him to post again. Seriously tho, his content on Incognito Mode is great

The "turn your head and cough" thing is checking for a scrotal hernia or other related problems. What they're feeling for is that the scrotum and testicles should be pulled upwards towards your body by the muscle contraction from the cough, and if that doesn't happen it can indicate possible problems. Also, they're feeling with their fingertips up against the top of the scrotum where there's a layer of muscle between it and the abdominal cavity. If they feel anything protrude during the cough, that's a hernia: it means something like a bit of intestine is pushing down through a gap in that muscle wall into the scrotum. Abdominal hernias (same thing, a bit of your intestine pushes through a gap in your abs) and Scrotal hernias are actually very common. Source: Dad was a surgeon and did a LOT of hernia repairs (push the stuff back where it's supposed to go and sew or staple special biocompatible mesh over and around the weak spot in the wall of muscle to reinforce it).

Gueseppe's dream sounds like a classic devil moment He comes over to a random above average human, offers to train him in the art of music, only to then. Once Giuseppe had learned it all. Did the devil play a song that no mortal could ever hope to replicate. Thus driving the man into litteral depression at his own inbability Also, as a PillarWoman, I completely expected Alicia to be correct with that Cuneiform being that she probably saw the lowly humans making that language and went "aww that's cute, they think they're people"

What?! Man everyday I learn more about Alicia and I just makes me more interested in the best way

I was born middle class, but I live in a car now, so I think I'm moving in the wrong direction.

@DistractedGlobeGuy

7 ай бұрын

No, didn't you hear? Living out of your car is now considered "middle class" in coastal US states. Those $8000/month studio apartments are only for Blackrock executives, and if you've got a problem with that, you're racist for some reason.

Having crazy life stories is a weirdly common theme for famous composers. I guess pain just makes some of the best art.

The Odyssey, a cautionary tale of hubris from Odysseus talking to shit to Poseidon, one of the big 3 gods...Only for Odysseus to shit all over Pussidon challenges and make it home, stop the uprising people tried to launch on his kingdom just by flexing, showing what a Chad he is with a bow n arrow, and lives happily ever after with his wife.

@DistractedGlobeGuy

7 ай бұрын

He did get cucked by his wife _and_ his dog died while he was gone though.

15:10 They should say "I will not... not kill you" or something like that

1:03:14 Past Alicia: "I'm not a heretic!" Present Alicia with a Chaos avatar: "Are you sure about that?"

Giuseppe Tartini: "this is not the greatest song in the world, this is just a tribute." 😉

Okay, but seriously you'll likely love Akiba Maid War. Its like a gritty gang story but with cute maid girls and the gun-toting one is AMAZING! She's a former hit-man for the maid mafia, that got out of jail and her only dream is to keep being a cute maid girl. She's like in her 30's and so awkward, but she does her best. Its a wild but amazing show. 100% give the first episode a shot.

I was one of the first to comment on IH the moment he post it. I was like "Did a year pass already?"

“I can’t do that with my mouth!” “It’s either my brain or my mouth that can’t like make it happen” Ladies and Gentlemen, AliciaxDeath

Reading manga i do that all the time. I have to manually switch back every time and always do that.

The Anime with the Maids with the guns is Akiba Maid War Pretty funny first episodes. But I droped it somehow, maybe it was kind of mid, but the OP is a banger and the premise is funny

1:19 the absolute disbelief on her face

15:40 Berlioz forgot his weapons in the taxi......just like Deadpool did in the movie! 😂 Edit: ah, the chat got it first!

37:02 - Well, duh, obviously she'd want her ashes to be scattered into the ocean, the place near and dear to her heart!

Alicia, your brain is beautiful ❤️ (Genuine compliment, the big brain moves you pulled off in the video impressed me I like that!)

Personally I'd be super down for that full Stanley Parable video. Gotta be one of my favorite games to watch.

Man if Alicia wants some fun history i recommend Bluejay Oversimplified And DJ Peach Cobbler (he also has some good video game essays as well).

Best joke came from the chat -- "does simp come from symphonie?" Boor Perloiz!

The craziest part about the Odyssey is that most of the time he needed to get home he spent *cheating on his wife with various women* before eventually deciding "man, really gotta head home now" Although in one of those cases he was suffering from amnesia, i think? So fair enough?

@alexanderstavroulakis335

8 ай бұрын

It wouldn't be an authentic Greek tale if it DIDN'T have some form of infidelity.

The anime is Akiba Maid Wars, it's pretty funny

We play with our balls enough that we dont need a professional to examine them. You notice when something is wrong pretty quickly.

Oh missed this one. Hype!

A wise man once said “Finish on the Bach never finish on Debussy” XD

Isn't there also a story that achilles's father had been told his son wouldn't survive the war and forbid him to go, hiding him crossdressed as a priestess? Odysseus then comes by disguised as a trader, all the actual priestesses go "oh, pretty cloth", but Achilles goes "Oh, pretty sword" and gets recruited

@commissarlegion1413

8 ай бұрын

His mum was told about his death and forbade him from going

I feel like you'd enjoy the content from Huggbees, specifically the "How it's really made" series he did.

19:25 I started laughing so hard I almost swerved out of my lane

i just remembered a bad prank for the ghost hole. Where you lie about a grease like agent, and instead pull out crazzy glue. wait 40 seconds, then walk away. It's teaches strangers to stop messing with ghost holes.

Ngl as a canadian it's a weird concept physical exams in school, we just dont do that, or didn't idk. The most we have is the fitnessgram pacer test and a handful of things like balance and pull ups and stuff

Hi Twitch chat!!!! Also, Internet historian is how i found you so its been a great journey

ayyyy im also a violin nerd I started playing in 6th grad orchestra and continued through highschool, I occasionally still play it sometimes for fun but I'm worse than I used to be lmao I remember when we first played a piece by Debussy our teacher let us just sit there for like 20 minutes and make jokes to get it out our system, I miss her she was a goat

Alicia straight used future sight with that homer reference

3:01 If anyone wants to know, that clip is from Friday The 13th: Jason X.

I mean, of course they teach you the neat parts of your religion, they conveniently ignore or dismiss the bad parts, that's like, cult making 101...

1:06:50 well, normally, it doesn't do anything. But if you have a hernia, it does something, so they use that to tell whether your balls have herniated or not

"Man fuck this one fig tree in particular" -Jesus

Want a weird one Alicia? Black Pants Legion. The Dr. Christmas Story. It is about the first big time con job in aviation.

"Turn your head a cough." It's checking for a hernia. For men, a lower abdominal hernia can let the intestines into the scrotum, where you can't see the hernia. This is super problematic because then the intestines can become strangulated, and necrosis can then set in.

Almost every telling of the Trojan war omits Achilles fighting King Memnon of Ethiopia so intensely soldiers allegedly stopped fighting to watch them, even separating them when they were both heavily injured. The Ethiopian army (allegedly) was so large, them retreating was the catalyst to Troy's inevitable defeat. Also Bible lore goes HARD, Wendigoon has a nice bible iceberg.

I been waiting for this.

Greek god can be explained by "fuck around and find out"

3:01 That scene is from Jason X

The anime that Maud section was designed after was :Akiba maid wars

Alicia, you can leave the hood, but the hood will always be a part of you

The anime is Akiba Maid War. It is crazy and over the top in the best way.

I wonder if Alicia’s ever seen. “That’s a nice grill.”?

My struggle word is nuclear 😮‍💨🤣

alicia was the rat queen so we put her ashes into a wheel of cheese. the ghost of alicia starts trying to throw hands

What kind of animal do you want for your animatronic? My necromancy is a bit rusty but I am sure I could do it. 😂

It's funny cause it's also an Internet Historian video in which I discovered this channel, after watching asmongold do one I looked for other creators that had also watched it and here I am months later.

Alicia another one from the Internet historian is the Gentelman Pirate! Is soo good!

50:45 Alright, fine, you deserved that sub. You're knowledgable AF.

I assume they don't check your balls at school, no. Unless you have one of those 'special' teachers that end up in prison.

09:08 Alicia's taking a lot more shots at Chat recently lol

I immediately thought of yu yu Hakusho when you brought up men's physical exams.

When i saw Internet Historian uploaded a new video, i held off watching it cuz i wanted to watch it with you Alicia~

@Twiska

8 ай бұрын

Doesn't that mean IH lost a view? Isn't it better to watch it on the original channel first?

@Undergamer12

8 ай бұрын

Kinda fucking IH there but alright

@Phony81

8 ай бұрын

And this is why IH has included an ask for a 48hr hold on reactions to his vids. Cuz he loses views and money when people only consume his content 2nd hand.

IH's Forespoken Storymode is great in a Mystery Science Theater sorta way.

I have a theory about History It goes like this: Most people THINK that History is the mostest boringest of all subjects And while they are not _completely_ WRONG per se, their aim could be better It isn't the SUBJECT of History that is boring, it is the TEACHERS of History that are boring History itself isn't boring at all, it is in reality the MOST INTERESTING subject of all, to literally EVERYONE When a movie has real history in it, they put that fact FRONT AND CENTER in all their advertising with phrasing like "Based on the real life of [...]" and "Based on [IRL Event]" would they do that if History was boring? Or if History was not, in fact, a SELLING POINT? No They Wouldn't Thus: EVERYONE is interested in History! It is, after all, a STORY, which also has the advantage of being REAL So the PROBLEM of History in SCHOOL is that the Teacher doesn't bother to sit down and _JUST TELL THE _*_FUCKING_*_ STORY_ Because they have to give kids scantron tests, and grades, and they teach it from a text book, which despite being the most awful method of reading history still manages to be more interesting than the loser standing at the front of the classroom!

Gotta apreciate the sounds effects at 19:30 Cant decidd if thats a 2 person helicopter or the sheer suction you can hear 😅

"Chat he's you..." Big talk coming from someone who can't hit a coin

Bruh, having read the Bible front to back just to refute my religious parents and grandparents...the bible is wild. As a man said in a funny parody, my favorite part was all the genocide. Genocides committed by order of their "peaceful" "merciful" "all forgiving" God, even against their own people. I think one of the funniest stories in there was where the Israelites pissed off God so bad he instantly killed 1/3 of them and had to be sweet talked by Moses to not, paraphrasing, erase them to the last and raise them from the very stones anew. And he only was gonna bring them back because he already promised to take care of Abraham's descendants. The best part of this story is that the way Moses got God to not wipe them out and spawn new people was by saying that the other nations would make fun of them and God if he goes around wiping out his own people entirely, and God doesn't like to be made fun of so he agreed to not do that...this time.