Someone needs to check if he's taken the Sky Box.

@floweringnight-lord3008

5 күн бұрын

😂😂

@goingoutotheparty1

5 күн бұрын

Yes , nice one 😂

@danmayberry1185

5 күн бұрын

Larry took a wazz on the electrics, to deny him the satisfaction.

@alipaulstagram

5 күн бұрын

He keeps a warehouse full of them now. Every now and then he goes to that warehouse and wanders around the shelves full of sky boxes, dabs away his tears with £20 notes and gives thanks at how far he's come from the struggles of his childhood.

@user-uk5us9ss8e

5 күн бұрын

@DonnyTinyHands best comment!! 👏🏻👏🏻😂

We've finally found his talent... saying sorry and leaving.

@raymondoakford8357

5 күн бұрын

The truth is out,,,, finally.

@user-oz3sz6vx5v

5 күн бұрын

I bet that was hard for him to say.

@jessehopper8996

5 күн бұрын

Well he had lots of examples to draw from, if there is one thing the tory party hasn't lacked in the last decade, its people with experience giving prime ministers resignation speeches.

@MORGYBOY9

5 күн бұрын

​@@user-oz3sz6vx5v aging population , crashing gdp, emigration, brexit what's next now ?

@martinu6

5 күн бұрын

May he LIE in peace, in the US.

sacrifices his wife made? not paying taxes is a privilege reserved for the rich, it isn't a sacrifice.

@adrianbaron4994

5 күн бұрын

Sacrifices? She doesn't lift a finger but is paid a fortune in annual share dividends from shares in Infosys (an Indian company still happily trading with Putin yet still being given government contracts in the UK by our dozy government: let's hope Starmer stops that immediately ) and those shares were given to her by her father. This is as dishonest as Trump saying he started with next to nothing when official company accounts show he was given $100 million by his daddy to start a real estate business ( and he managed to lose a lot of it running a casino, which seems almost impossible to do even on purpose ).

@Galahad_9

5 күн бұрын

Thanking her for wearing dazzle camouflage to dissuade attacks by enemy submarine craft.

@diabl2master

5 күн бұрын

​@@wollowtitCapitalist who shares is an oxymoron.

@SK-pd3hc

5 күн бұрын

@@Galahad_9 Best thing I've read since reading the election news this morning.

@MPA551

5 күн бұрын

​@wollowtit trickel down to the malnourished children of the uk. Why are they shorter then?

Kindness and tolerance of Rwanda scheme. Get in the bin lad.

@SimonLloydGuitar

4 күн бұрын

What about some kindness and tolerance to the people of Britain?

So long, evil Pencil.

@vongoethe111

5 күн бұрын

What?!?! 😂😂😂

@alexrowbottom58

5 күн бұрын

@@vongoethe111Reece Mogg, the haunted pencil

@chirag1881

5 күн бұрын

😂

@brandogg974

5 күн бұрын

Howling

@kishendooken1856

5 күн бұрын

This comment 😂😂😂

The brains behind the operation are stood behind him. Quick trip to the palace then off to Heathrow for a private jet to California.

@darthlazurus4382

5 күн бұрын

The Palpatine tae his Vader.

@origamigoose031

5 күн бұрын

how can he go to California when he is still an MP? can't be that negligent of his constituents can he?

@kaitlyn__L

5 күн бұрын

@@origamigoose031plenty of Tory MPs live in tax-haven islands full-time. California wouldnae be that odd

@origamigoose031

5 күн бұрын

@@kaitlyn__L really? could you give any examples? that sounds crazy but sadly it doesn't surprise me

@kaitlyn__L

5 күн бұрын

@@origamigoose031 I don’t remember names off the top of my head but I distinctly recall pundits complaining about Boris’s pals governing for their constituents from the British Virgin Islands…

You might be sorry but the rest of the country isn't, good riddance😂😂

Good riddance, evicted from No 10, hip hip ! hurrah

@lenawagenfuehr53

4 күн бұрын

At least David Cameron kept it brief, too busy running away from the sh*t show of Brexit

Even when he's humbly apologizing I don't believe a word that comes out of his sleazy mouth

One word for the Tories after 14 years, GUILTY!

No. 10 staff are reporting that the sky TV box from the living room has mysteriously disappeared...

@lorraine497

5 күн бұрын

@@_Azulite_ 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

What annoys me most about this flippant apology is that he knew that the electorate wasn't happy with their direction well before this election and they did nothing to change. Just shows how self serving the tories really are.

@jacobconcannon4677

5 күн бұрын

they just raided the coffins on their way out

@DarkCreed

3 күн бұрын

Worse still, they got hammered in the local elections and still didn't learn a thing.

Yawn! Yeah, yeah, just toddle off now ex-prime miniature 🙄

Can he give us an example of how our country is now 'safer, stronger and more secure' after 15 years of tory rule?

@sn0wgnome

5 күн бұрын

no, cuz its bullshit

@l3eatalphal3eatalpha

5 күн бұрын

Yes. Him.

@petyrkowalski9887

5 күн бұрын

@@l3eatalphal3eatalphawhat?

@Nathan_Heaps-Page

5 күн бұрын

Yeah, the Tories aren't the ones calling the shots anymore. We're immediately better off, based on that fact

@thefirm4606

4 күн бұрын

His bank balance

SACRIFICES?!? SACRIFICES?!? Did he just say that no! I know he just did not utter those words!🤯 Oh my god! What on gods green earth has his wife had to sacrifice exactly?!? Please someone tell me! WOW just wow. Sacrifices yeah my backside!! Absolute cheek and patronising words from that man knows NO bounds!🤯😡. Try sacrificing what is ordinary folk have to sacrifice day in day out that’s including daily struggles! Those are sacrifices! All she’s done is rinse tax payers purse nothing more nothing less! Should be in jail for abusing public purse along with her husband! Nothing but carpetbagging thieves who thought they had god given right to thieve from the public purse at their luxury DISGUSTING! And as for him keeping his seat oh my god Richmond what on earth are you thinking?!?🙄🤦🏾‍♀️

@Ilike2killnoobs

5 күн бұрын

Give the man a break. He has sacrificed the futures of the millions in child poverty just to keep the Rwanda scheme afloat !Can't have been easy 😢

@kaitlyn__L

5 күн бұрын

Ah but don’t you know, losing a business opportunity or two is bigger than all of the plebs’ suffering combined! (At least when you add together the money involved… Yes, I’ve genuinely seen people claim this kind of thing.)

@GM-qz9fo

5 күн бұрын

A few dozen holidays.

@lenawagenfuehr53

4 күн бұрын

He only became PM to stop hi in-laws looking down on him as the "poor one"

That speech was written by AI

@RankinMsP

5 күн бұрын

And also delivered

Notice his wife had a brolly. Just in case.

@deanosaur808

5 күн бұрын

For herself only 😂

@marieleveque5972

5 күн бұрын

It should have piss down on him again the evil thing

@nicholasdickens2801

5 күн бұрын

Indeed.

@nicholasdickens2801

5 күн бұрын

@@deanosaur808😂😂

Never, never, never will I vote Tory after partygate! Bye Rishi hope you manage to afford Sky TV now.....

and what a crap Prime Minister he was.

Lying until the end.

One of the worst prime minister ive known in my 60 odd years..... Oh no I forgot Thatcher, Cameron, Johnson, Truss..all Tory shite.

So dull and insincere.

He's sorry? Not as bloody sorry as the country is after 14 years of Tories.

That wife gives me the creeps.

@marieleveque5972

5 күн бұрын

Ugly isn't she 👽 alien

Inflation dropping has nothing to do with him!

Crying all the way to the bank. Just jog on man, enjoy California.

It’s taken 14 years for the Tories to apologise. If they had even showed an ounce of this type of humility during government I may have respected them for it

Where's the rain? Give this job his all? Yes still lying to us all and to top it off looking after his friends and family.

We were sending clear signals TWO YEARS AGO that the Government must change but you just kept laughing at us.

Stands down to spend more time with his money.

He is sorry we feel this way…. Get lost Sunak and good riddance tories.

@lenawagenfuehr53

4 күн бұрын

His failure is your fault. 🙄

No one voted for Sunak. Got what he deserved.

@lenawagenfuehr53

4 күн бұрын

Obviously his constituents did (and did again - he's still an MP). You people with your "unelected!" rhetoric really have to learn how your political system works.

@joshuaelder8983

4 күн бұрын

​@@lenawagenfuehr53he means as leader of the conservatives to become pm in the first place

@cw2611

4 күн бұрын

@@lenawagenfuehr53 You know I’m referring to him appointed as PM. Thankfully, the citizens of Northallerton are the only votes that count. Ahhh, you people. 😎

Needs more Yakety Sax

Sunak is certainly not shy in patting himself on the back (A-S HOLE)

She's giving Beetlejuice

So.... after 14 years.... sorry 🤬

he looks like his wife frogmarched him out to quit.

@RankinMsP

5 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

Ironic that he now talks about being kind - a bit too late for that.

@marieleveque5972

5 күн бұрын

He's an 👽 alien

Good, now maybe labour will get you and your other cronies to pay your taxes

@petyrkowalski9887

5 күн бұрын

And pay the stolen PPE money back

@DanteNeverWaits

5 күн бұрын

It’s hilarious you think that

@lenawagenfuehr53

4 күн бұрын

😂

@charlethemagne5466

4 күн бұрын

@@DanteNeverWaits atleast labour won't cut taxes on the rich and crash the pound lmfao

Good morning. Good bye and don’t come back. He’s actually making a campaign speech after the ruin the Tories have brought in the last 14 years, much of which it will be extremely costly to recover from.

Good ridance...

So many colleagues who kept fleecing the nation for their own ends. That´s why you´re out, boyo !

Shut the door after ya....

Don't let the door hit you on the way out 😂😂😂

@lenawagenfuehr53

4 күн бұрын

Let it! Repeatedly

Let's never let investment bankers and hedge fund managers rule this cpu try again. Never forget the 120000 dead from their ghoulish austerity and benefit reforms. There should be criminal convictions for this man and his corrupt nepotistic predecessors. Billions gone, empty shells of public services left in their greedy, selfish and uncaring wake. Blood is on your hands rishi, I hope you hear the people that died alone cold and starving in your restless dreams.

@joegeorge6495

4 күн бұрын

Shut up dude

Someone’s shouting Tories out.

Boo Hoo Bye Bye Bot!

Not as much as the poor and disabled

It's just not the same without Steve Bray :(

Pity you were all so blinded by donor requests and pandemic corruption to see the anger sooner

BRO LOOKS SO GODDAMN HAPPY

Sacrifices his wife made ?? Don't tell me she didn't have sky TV either . I feel her pain .

Rishi is sorry. But he can't say what he is sorry for.

He's saying sorry 😞 but he is still banging about inflation. What he never said was anything about how people are doing and struggling with daily life he never said sorry those people. He better leave as soon as he can. They are all croupted

Empty words

Looks like he’s trying not to smile during his speech…if that’s what it’s called….Good riddance!

California is calling

Anyone else get really strong "I'm sorry you're upset" vibes from this?

@lenawagenfuehr53

4 күн бұрын

It has fauxpology written all over it

"This is a difficult day" For you maybe Rishi, for me it was a fine and wonderful day. Begone.

He'll be on the first flight to California along with his tax dodging wife as soon as he can.

The country’s neither safe nor fair. Load of waffle.

I'm glad this has been posted. When I tried to record it off the telly, my phone kept reading her dress as a QR code.

When you've been on a piss up and you said something vulgar to your mum...

Yeah, you take responsibility: you´re going to sod off to California with your family ASP.

Kier Starmer lies almost as well as we do so we respect him too….

Everything between 1:35 to 2:15 especially saying we are better than what we were in 2010. I would like to know by what metric that is by.

@lenawagenfuehr53

4 күн бұрын

The same one he used in the debates - "they were lower than they could have been"

Good Riddance, just a shame that he didn't get kicked out of Richmond

One of the microphones giving up five seconds in sums it all up really, doesn’t it?

Ah, The Honourable Member for Napa Valley East ... now EFF OFF

"I have given this job my all." - think you'll find that's the problem Rishi lad.

Has Sunak bought a brolly yet? The drip.

All but lies 😔

Rishis wife has her submarine safety dress on

lol he sold out and then this happens.

Good riddance imo Chocolate tpot just delivered chaos

The Vanity Project cannot even leave without celebrating himself and his non-existent achievements; a deluded clown. The expression on Akshata's face is priceless.

'Ive worked as hard as I could to protect the interests and assets of my class....but after 14 years of chaos the facade couldnt be sustained any longer...you can only gaslight the country for so long'....apparently were 'stronger and more properous' than in 2010...theres certainly no doubt that he is...

@bobsmith2794

5 күн бұрын

his legacy is thousand of reffuggees. all nationalities though.

Get a wiggle on Rishi we’ll miss our flight to the sun, oh and daddy wants a word.

@lenawagenfuehr53

4 күн бұрын

And you're still the poor one in this relationship

The thing about apologies is, they mean fuck all if the person doing it doesn't mean it, or doesn't even know what he's apologising for.

Hip hip horay!

Good riddance. Started out a liar and ended an even bigger liar. I am sorry really means he is sorry that he could not hide from political view the incompetence and corruption of his vile, heartless and cruel party.

He did admit it, and he did apologise. Still: "This is the best country in the world" : £5 says he's gone before Christmas

his parting gift was thoughtful thousands of reffuggees

Does leaving the Tory’s means he’s banned from wearing blue ties now? Or was he just in a ‘grey tie’ mood?

At least he can catch up on sky boxsets

Don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out!

Someone missed a trick not playing Travis' “Why Does It Always Rain on Me?” at the gates

So he resigns as Prime Minister but instead of starting anew and trying to rebuild the party he decides to stand down as party leader (until new leader is found). What a joke. An absolute slap in the face of all voters. Was only in it for himself.

YIPPEEEEEE

At least it wasn't raining this time 😁

Out with the blue Tories, in with the Red Tories.

At least it's not raining today. 😅

The sorry thing is that Hunt and Sunak are still in parliament , and Andrew Bridgen lost his seat . He is just handing over to his WEF colleague

i knew he would leave after his Richmond election speech where he said he was looking forward to serving his constituents for 4 more years, Apparently his kids were already registered into a school in California.

Looks like Murty was being frugal for once, making a dress out of the curtains.

Not a single one of his claims in this speech were true.

@caroltodd6691

3 күн бұрын

BANG ON

Tories actually did well in the election tbf

Fair play to the lad, I couldn’t imagine any of the 4 previous Tory PM’s since 2010 actually saying the word “sorry”. I think it proves that he’s not part of the ‘born to rule’ establishment types like Johnson, or a pure lunatic like Truss; characters that would never take defeat on the chin and apologise for their shortcomings. I am a Green Party member and did not rate Sunak as a PM, but my estimation of him as a human being has gone up after this speech.

@sarasantoshexpedith

5 күн бұрын

He’s a decent chap. Shame people can’t see that!

@tomwares-bt7wu

5 күн бұрын

@@sarasantoshexpedith imo he’s a complete scumbag for these reasons: He was part of a hedge fund that used market manipulation to ensure the merger of RBS and ABN Amro, which led to HMT bailing out RBS to the tune of £45bn. Sunak’s HF was on the other side of those trades that necessitated those losses. He’s a thief to the UK public. His newly installed swimming pool in his Yorkshire mansion required the local power grid to be upgraded. Not to mention his helicopter trips. He’s as big a grifter as the rest of the Tories, but I do note that he said sorry.

@lenawagenfuehr53

4 күн бұрын

It's called lying

Labour will be no different. Inflation will remain high still under them. The Labour Party was only offering a similar manifesto to the Tories so I can't see change working under Labour Party.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out Rishi...