Yes Inquisitor, this video here.

@patiidami

5 жыл бұрын

He is the inquisitor

@alketsadedinaj3011

5 жыл бұрын

I will see to it personally ( jk , Im alpharion)

@raamaa202

5 жыл бұрын

But I thought I was the real Alpharion @@alketsadedinaj3011

@alketsadedinaj3011

5 жыл бұрын

@@raamaa202 shhhhhhhh

@thoryon7767

5 жыл бұрын

**exterminatus intensifies**

I was watching this when the Comissar entered our dugout, switched to xeno porn because it was easier to explain.

@phreakazoith2237

5 жыл бұрын

Thanx to the God emperor we have the commissar button

@elysiankentarchy1531

5 жыл бұрын

You know I was going to make a remark about how switching to xeno porn would make the commissar *blam!* you just as much as this video would but when I actually thought about it the odds are actually lesser than the xeno porn.

@asmordisfluffbreaker4999

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes... Heresy.

@MWBalls

4 жыл бұрын

@@elysiankentarchy1531 Depends on what kind of xeno porn. If your watching an Eldar blood orgy thats doubly bad since its both xeno filth AND Slanesh worship.

@comradecommissar8223

3 жыл бұрын

So that is what you were really doing private Mud? Meet me outside immediately. Leave your rifle and helmet

Person: "How did you become a chaos champion? Chaos Champion of Khorn: "I fought and took the heads of great warriors." Chaos Champion of Tzeentch: "I plotted the downfall of both an entire city and my warlord." Chaos Champion of Slaanesh: "I have the stamina of a god!" Chaos Champion of Nurgle: 'I got wasted, ate some bad meat, shit in a town's well, poisoning the town's water supply."

@TheKing-qz9wd

4 жыл бұрын

Sign me up for Khorn and Tzeentch so I can off the Slaneeshi and Nurglite champions. Ain't putting up with their foolishness.

@avukovic84

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe: Chaos Champion of Slaanesh:"I have fucked my whole warband... Three times."

@TheKing-qz9wd

4 жыл бұрын

@@avukovic84 I can feel my breakfast churning in my stomach with just the thought...

@whyonthefall5373

3 жыл бұрын

Chaos Champion of Arioch: "Blood and Souls!"

@ChaosLemonVIII

3 жыл бұрын

@@whyonthefall5373 Ah a fellow Elric fan

Well it's not the next Vraks video, but I'll take a Ruinous Powers tutorial any day of the week.

@elasolezito

5 жыл бұрын

Arch is a Norscan after all, he obviously knows something more than us.

@GI_D204

5 жыл бұрын

@@elasolezito I assumed there was something fishy about Arch. :D

@elasolezito

5 жыл бұрын

@commissar grungor Yea there are many kriegsmen out there :P

@theinquisition7

5 жыл бұрын

A heretical post and yet you do not do your duty Commissar?

@lucasbeck1391

4 жыл бұрын

@@Elenrai the more i read about it the more i realize i know nothing about the country i live in

Step 1: kill everything in a very specific way Step 2: dedicate pile of corpses to favorite god Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit

@khamul64

5 жыл бұрын

Step 2.5: slaanesh wants you to fuck those corpses

@HighlanderFrag4Life

5 жыл бұрын

step 2.7 2fresh4nurgle

@Archon3960

5 жыл бұрын

The "???" part isn't even a joke, since Chaos' rewards are _entirely_ random ! x)

@zenoblues7787

5 жыл бұрын

@@joku212 yes but in order to truly worship Slannesh one must always be willing go further as to experience more and more excess as the prince of pleasure demands. For a follower of the thirsting god enough is never enough there must always be *MORE* and then even more than that.

@marcun666

5 жыл бұрын

Step 5: No profit? Make bigger pile of corpses!

So now Arch is giving career advice?

@khamul64

5 жыл бұрын

Coaching us towards Chaos xD

@user-hr1iy4nz4s

5 жыл бұрын

how to join your local antifa

@some_shitposting_idiot3023

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-hr1iy4nz4s I'd say chaos is more tolerant and diverse than those degenerates

@dimas3829

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-hr1iy4nz4s nah, antifa are one of the skaven clans, preferring to back-stab each other in perpetual oppression Olympics, while chaos is Africa where you are indeed viewed as a demigod if you fuck, eat and kill other tribes like there is no tomorrow and life of a somewhat sentient being is valued no more than life of a fly.

@Wildboy789789

5 жыл бұрын

@@dimas3829 I love the skaven, and I am a democrat

*Holy Terra dispatch*: This is Holy Terra dispatch, what is the nature of your emergency? *Me*: Arch Warhammer is sharing how to become a Champion of something called Chaos, sounds heretical *HTD*: We will dispatch our agents to investigate, the Emperor Protects

@Troubleshooter11

5 жыл бұрын

Why is the sun being blotted out by Imperial Navy ships?...

@ssboom113344

5 жыл бұрын

why did one of those ships drop a big ass bomb?

@captainpuffinpuffinson4769

5 жыл бұрын

Why ... *big explosion sounds*

@randallb84

5 жыл бұрын

Yea but apparently orc invasions do....huh

@wolfblade40k89

5 жыл бұрын

Tzeench will protect us all meybe not the others gods tho

The coolest thing a 40k character can do is become a *immortal daemon prince.* The 2nd coolest thing a 40k character can do is help his colleague become a *immortal daemon prince.* The 3rd coolest thing a 40k character can do is help his colleague become a *''G'rrhbrlbrblbr':ing* chaos spawn in the hope of being dealt the transformation into a *[...]* you guessed it. *So what are you waiting for?* Make your loyalist space marine chapter master go rogue today! *CAUTION:* Not for the un-gene seeded or easily mind cleansed. May cause tearing of the eyes, uncontrollable laughter and seizure of one's immortal soul. *Aspirants may experience* sensations such as: being stalked by the ordo hereticus, levitation, sedation, stimulation, strange nightmarish haunting images, sleep walking, sleep talking, sleep kicking, sleep punching, sleep worship, sleep sleeping. *Warning:* If your aspiring champion experiences an erection lasting more than 4 hours call you local slaaneshi doctorate immediatley.

@thegodemperorofmankind3090

5 жыл бұрын

Horkos of Dõnsö you just made my day with this

@horkosofdonso7624

5 жыл бұрын

@@thegodemperorofmankind3090 I always comment on Arch's videos. If they rank higher on analytics that roundabout helps out his channel.

@chrisb4131

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget mild headaches.

@some_shitposting_idiot3023

5 жыл бұрын

What if he just has an erection in general should we phone slaneesh up and throw a party?

@randallb84

5 жыл бұрын

Omg...I read this in Arch's voice, well done sir that was funny as all hell

The Gods of Chaos are the worst Senpai's to be noticed by

@Mulletmanalive

5 жыл бұрын

David Muresan they are, however, very likely to F you like you asked. :D

@Fox1223

5 жыл бұрын

I see you

@rebeccaconlon9743

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mulletmanalive or in a completely unique way

@charlottewalnut3118

3 жыл бұрын

David Muresan Tyranid Senpai

After this video I want a roguelike set in the Chaos Wastes where you play an aspiring Chaos Champion.

@epicstyle1000

4 жыл бұрын

There is a mount and blade warband mod that allows you to play as chaos and even ascend to demon prince www.moddb.com/mods/warsword-conquest

@cornholio8411

4 жыл бұрын

Ascension to daemonhood!!

@cornholio8411

4 жыл бұрын

Let's write a script

I imagine a Tzeentch warband as completely memeworthy; like nobody ever does something, everyone is nice to each other, but people just fall over dead, disappear or have tragic accidents all the time.

@beaubanhagel3345

Жыл бұрын

I'm sad to say this sounds like my life I need an inquisitor

Cultist Simulator, Warhammer Edition.

@Benyhl2

5 жыл бұрын

Oh oh me buy that :)

@martinhedberg2135

5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha that would be funny but maybe some of a nsfw game

@caad5258

5 жыл бұрын

indeed, just retheme the hours and the influences

@DoctorFail

4 жыл бұрын

I want it

@andreykuzmin4355

4 жыл бұрын

Summon Dæmons. Eat your friends. Go insane.

*_*Chaos Champion: The Video Game*_* Choosing your patron God determines your play style. Khorne - Mount and Blade meets DOOM Slaanesh - Mount and Blade meets AGONY/Lust for Darkness Nurgle - Mount and Blade meets Plague Inc Tzeentch - Mount and Blade meets Mount and Blade meets Mount and Blade meets Call of Cthulhu (Edit: *_"Just as planned...."_* ) Malal - THERE IS NO MALAL! **BLAM**

@lynnusuk2092

5 жыл бұрын

But there’s the horned rat though, how would skaven play out since they basically did most of the work that causes the end times

@EmperorTyrael

5 жыл бұрын

What about Undivided huh? Did you forget about that?

@ashleychaplin5855

5 жыл бұрын

@Zack Nemo big words for someone in *crusading* distance

@TheCorrodedMan

5 жыл бұрын

Felix Chaplin I like Lorgar

@arjusarauis9901

4 жыл бұрын

Would be cool to have a Mount and Blade inspired game as a Chaos Champion. I can imagine myself rip and tearing as a Khornate Champion :)

You're not alone Arch, I've been suggesting an official Warhammer Fantasy Mount & Blade game for years, so we don't have to rely on "janky" fan mods anymore.

@LegateRioksia

5 жыл бұрын

Warsword is pretty okay though its fan mod. Cant wait for bannerlord and someone to mod warhammer in it.

@dersuddeutschesumpf5444

5 жыл бұрын

@@LegateRioksia we grow

@cloroxusthestainlessone4324

5 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for a 40k total war, the men-at-arms mod isn't bad but it's nothing more then throw infantry forward

@samc6974

5 жыл бұрын

@@LegateRioksia I can't wait either by 2060 though Barron Trump will be leading the space force with his Thunder warriors. By that time Banner Lord will at least have a release date.

@spencergalland5754

5 жыл бұрын

@@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 play the 40k mod for men of war assault squad 2 its Russian localized but there is a translation

"INQUISITION, OPEN UP" *squads of Stormtroopers burst into the room and go about shooting up Arch's ceiling*

@zenthedying91

5 жыл бұрын

congrats gentlemen you all just kill a few civilian's in the process of shooting up the lore master ceiling.

@monstergirllover2363

5 жыл бұрын

Smashes through wall, you have killed citizens you will now be exterminated shoots boltgun

@zenthedying91

5 жыл бұрын

@@monstergirllover2363 use * example * but without the space *look at the hole in the wall and then look back at you* their is a door you know...

@monstergirllover2363

5 жыл бұрын

I know there is a door I am a space marine I don't use doors

@theenderdestruction2362

3 жыл бұрын

@@monstergirllover2363 arch is a inquisitor and that person was just a hologram good luck finding where ever th warp he is

All inspiring chaos warlord Nightmare: Chaos warlord: 4 lords of Chaos!!! I have done many deeds for you: Put plagues into food of entire villages, Directed tens of "Orgii Circuses" with STDs into civilised places, Slaughtered entire cities to build a skull pyramid and Manipulated nations into war with one another. Wheres my Rewards???!!! Nurgle: Fine, here's your reward - diarrhea Chaos warlord: What.... Slaanesh: Here's my - Hemorrhoids, because you should learn to love the pain. Chaos warlord: That's not what I.... Khorne: Might as well join the fun - Your diarrhea will be very bloody!!!! Chaos warlord: No, that's… Tzeentch: And here’s my gift - during the diarrhea you will shit frogs and snakes instead of simple shit. Chaos warlord (crying): Stop! Just STOP!!!

@Hopeofmen

5 жыл бұрын

The worst part is this is canon.

@Thecommander248

5 жыл бұрын

Most worshippers are unwilling. I feel sorry for the ones who CHOOSE this because they obviously have no idea what they are getting into.

@theenderdestruction2362

2 жыл бұрын

Then malice just steps in and get rid of all that and says: here have some super strength resistance to fucking everything and a bunch of other mumbo jumbo alright byee

Finally! The guide I had been looking for. No more goats sacrificed in vain.

@Self-replicating_whatnot

4 жыл бұрын

A quick hint for aspirinng chaos worsiper - Pantheon wants sacrifice that are of great value to the supplicant, so unless that particular goat was very dear to you Chaos Gods unlikely to consider it a worthy sacrifice. Your firstborn child, on the other hand, or your favorite porn DVD(as long as it's the only copy) may be looked upon with favor.

@Ivan_I99999

4 жыл бұрын

Self-replicating whatnot frankly a thing of importance for anyone would do if you don’t want to suffer. You’re ex-wife’s parents for example.

@KrimzonFlygon1

2 жыл бұрын

(Family Guy-style cut to the Impossible Fortress: a Lord of Change is reading when a mangled goat slams down on his tome splattering blood everywhere)

I followed all the instructions and despite meticulously checking every step I have proceeded to be transformed into a chaos spawn and defecate out of an orifice I do not believe I had before. I rate this guide 5/10, it was okay but expect to experience some unforeseen inconveniences.

@samc6974

5 жыл бұрын

You know having 12 hands and four buttholes isn't as bad as others make it seem.

@captainpuffinpuffinson4769

5 жыл бұрын

@@samc6974 or a third penis

@TheGreatThicc

5 жыл бұрын

Could be worse. I got two extra anuses. One won't stop speaking english in reverse and the other sings mexican folk songs in French

@autumn5308

5 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain, I can't seem to aim my ruinous powers at the toilet bowl effectively anymore.

@shelleymcrae514

4 жыл бұрын

This is why you stay away from tzench

Every 10th half-sentence "most likely to die/be killed".

Why are there inquisitors outside my house

@captainpuffinpuffinson4769

5 жыл бұрын

#inqusition

@LethargicGM

5 жыл бұрын

They have candy! Get in their van.

@MrBingogogo

5 жыл бұрын

Because you touch yourself at night, Jimmy--and unless you worship Slaanesh only the Emperor should ever touch you.

@deeznutz3712

5 жыл бұрын

Inquisitor?.. noo.. It just imperial agent sent to take you for... research purposes.

@phreakazoith2237

5 жыл бұрын

I just see a "Two Guys from Titan - Pizza" van. No need to be worried I guess.

Do you hear the voices too?!^^ CHAOS. Join us! We have cookies & Khorne Flakes...

@lokenlok3114

5 жыл бұрын

*Dragon dildos and demonic stds..

@mgc7199

5 жыл бұрын

The dark side called. They want their cookies back. They would also like Tzeentch to speak at the next sith convention. 2 tickets sold.

@captainpuffinpuffinson4769

5 жыл бұрын

@@lokenlok3114 is it slaanshmas already

@Rick586

5 жыл бұрын

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

The real question is, how many skaven does it take to kill a chaos champpion? All of them.

@deadmeme8973

5 жыл бұрын

It's a trick question, cuz skaven never run out

@PobortzaPl

5 жыл бұрын

All you can muster minus one. That one is you, of course.

@jonblankenship8363

5 жыл бұрын

how many skaven do you have is the real question here.

@lordclangtheintolorable2094

5 жыл бұрын

*Distant laughing intensify*

@phreakazoith2237

5 жыл бұрын

The real question is how do you get OTHER skaven first in line to profit of them getting the job done?

"The Hung Barbarian" Sounds like a conan the barbarian themed animed hentai video title. DO IT ARCH, MAKE IT!

I never realized how much I want a Mount and Blade: Chaos Champion game until you said it. Give this man a successor chapter...wait no...a warband!

@epicstyle1000

4 жыл бұрын

There is a mount and blade warband mod that allows you to play as chaos and even ascend to demon prince www.moddb.com/mods/warsword-conquest

*_Still no Black Templar lore video??!_*

@childofslaanesh1251

5 жыл бұрын

ill tell you the lore of the black templars, we are sons of dorn and we are angry

@Autechltd

5 жыл бұрын

Now that you mention it, Arch has been unusually focused on heretical subject ta lately...

@nerowulfee9210

5 жыл бұрын

PUUUURGING WITH MY KIIIIIN!

@juusovuolle8251

5 жыл бұрын

@@childofslaanesh1251 Dorn's Angry Boys

@derekburge5294

5 жыл бұрын

Proposed Black Templar lore video: Arch screams, *"PURGE!"* for 45 minutes with no breaks.

Step 1: Petition Nurgle for favor. Step 2: Impress him by eating nothing but Taco Bell breakfast, lunch, and dinner for eight days straight. Step 3: Try to survive the worst bowel wrenching pain ever.

@honorguard7616

11 ай бұрын

7 days

@ianwatterson6970

10 ай бұрын

slannesh?

Daemon's Princedom has one particular drawback as, once you've ascended, you can now only interact with the physical world once warp energies/ chaos winds are high enough in the area in question.

And not one Matt Ward joke, Arch you alright?

@TrippingwithDari

5 жыл бұрын

I think its overly done to the point noone really cares about it anymore. Nevertheless why not put more effort and watch "Mahou Shoujo Ore" its one of the fastest way to get noticed by Slaanesh.

@lucasbeck1391

4 жыл бұрын

@@TrippingwithDari euphoria/boku no pico Or read metamorphosis

@amandag.6186

3 жыл бұрын

Matt wards for the 40k ultramarines, this here is fantasy

"Some warrior lodge" Sounds familiar. #BlameErebus

@waitwheresmycookie

5 жыл бұрын

I cant say brother

@PobortzaPl

5 жыл бұрын

@@waitwheresmycookie If you never hadn't heard about it then you can't say, brother.

@hectorandem2944

4 жыл бұрын

@PobortzaPI If they haven't heard of The Lodge, they can't handle the "log".

BY SIGMAR, I shall notify the witch hunters of this! Uh, not before I watch it myself for research purposes...

@amandag.6186

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, someone else who actually knows who to call to deal with this video

I'm old enough to remember a time before the Northern Marauder tribes (baring Norsca) existed in the fluff. Indeed, I distinctly remember an article in White Dwarf where Rick Priestly and co. fessed up not having the slightest clue where these hordes of black-armored madman actually came from. Cue the 1997 Realm of Chaos boxed set and the introduction of the Kurgans, the Hungs and the Tongs.

This is not a skaven video, are you ashamed of your heritage?

@johnmcmanus7809

5 жыл бұрын

He does lool like he has spent too much time in the burrows of Skavendom.

@khamul64

5 жыл бұрын

There were stryxies in todays live already

@blmmore1778

5 жыл бұрын

whats a skaven?

@ShouldHaventJoined

5 жыл бұрын

@@blmmore1778 must be new here welcome! I recommend u spend time listening to Arch's Lore Videos in ur spare time.

@gamermoment656

5 жыл бұрын

@Tom Yorke Calm down snowflake everyone gets made fun of on the internet.

Hmmm I tried to be a Champion of Slaneesh. Now I got 3 swat teams outside my house right now........

@lepennyking2136

3 жыл бұрын

ops! haha

I guess you could say Arch is championing 40k lore videos.

@matics453

5 жыл бұрын

😁👏👏👏👏👏👏

@Vietnam_Chr0nicles

3 жыл бұрын

Luetin09 and a border prince are the best. Arch is 3rd

Oh nice, finally a DIY-video worth watching.

*INCOMING CALL FROM THE HOLY ORDER OF THE INQUISITION*

@amandag.6186

3 жыл бұрын

This call is intercepted by the Witch Hunters of sigmar, go back to nuking 40k planets

*read the video title* Ah, I see, itching for an Exterminatus, are we?

Warband leader: *"Your diarrhea intimidates me!"* **kills the poor bastard**

Is there a better way to start a nerdy weekend ? No.

"How to become a chaos champion"-video started with Libero dipers commercial 😂

This sounds like steps to becoming a manager in retail.

HERESY!!!

@kutter131

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnsilver5783 I did.

@kermitthehermit5476

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnsilver5783 I found it funny. I suggest you keep your mouth shut before the local arbites take note of your rash behaviour, imperial citizen.

* starts video * INQUISITORS! OPEN UP!

@amandag.6186

3 жыл бұрын

*witch hunter throws inquisitor away* Witch Hunter: this is my town, go back to 40k

Instructions unclear, I now have a time-share in Uganda, please help.

@mgc7199

5 жыл бұрын

Can't help Invading China All glory to Khorne

@ivanthemadvandal8435

5 жыл бұрын

@@mgc7199 No you stupid bastard you were supposed to invade Russia during winter

@wolfblade40k89

5 жыл бұрын

Would help but tzeench wants me to read tactical books

@mgc7199

5 жыл бұрын

@ Ivan TheMadVandal You're confusing me with Poroshenko (Ukrainian US puppet). I'm sure Khorne has a job for him soon.

But I did the same thing and I’m becoming a chaos spawww! *inhuman roaring*

@lokenlok3114

5 жыл бұрын

*This is a good paiiiin!!*

@andrewpush4961

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't read terms and conditions classic mistake

@wolfblade40k89

5 жыл бұрын

All ways look at the small print then tzeench will gift you

@gasmonkey1000

5 жыл бұрын

Cryptosporidium 137 Well it's no wonder why you just said the C S word. You say that you turn into one. The only reason why Arch can say is because he's an Emperor/Sigmar fearing Inquisitor/Witch Hunter, whereas if Chaos worshippers say it they turn into it.

@amandag.6186

3 жыл бұрын

Never say that word

Thanks arch, this makes things so much easier. Glory to Lorgar and the true gods and all that.

@amandag.6186

3 жыл бұрын

No. Glory to Archaon the Everchosen

Do a Cathay lore and deamon Lore video at SOME POINT (fantasy demons)

@chalsfo

5 жыл бұрын

Unlike real demons like this, with khrone.. hmm

"Arch's Guide to Heresy", soon in your local bookstore.

Y’know, this was possibly the most entertaining video of yours I’ve seen in a while. I actually drew the attention of my family members with the odd chicken/goblin noises that constitute my laughter. Well done, sir.

Still waiting on The Hung Barbarian video Arch.

17:00 There was a game like that. Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War. Both were and still are a blast to play. Imagine starting out as your character and your tutorial is taking out a war and leader. From there you go around the warhammer world recruiting others, raising hell, and gathering items to boat you stats. Think Daniel from Total War but as a human. I would play that game religiously.

You should do a video on how a clan rat could rise in power!

@Varbos_Poet

5 жыл бұрын

He covers the rising through the ranks of clan Skryer in his video on that clan.

@Marinealver

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, Europe is Tzeentch with their extreme liberalism. Slaanesh is in Asia (no explanation needed), Khorne has the Middle East (no explanation for this either), Nurgle has Africa (Where else does Ebola come from?).

@Terrgore

5 жыл бұрын

@@Marinealver I think you made replayed to the wrong comment. :))))

"too stubborn to lay down and die, like a cooperative person would have..." -love the narrative lol.

I know this is a old video. But I just found your channel and it’s amazing

Given the absolutely crippling rate of attrition it seems you have to go through to become even a chaos warrior, I am surprised the forces of chaos can even find enough human(ish) servants to launch any attack of significance against the empire.

@mdb45424

5 жыл бұрын

Slaanesh whorship helps with the population problem. just cut up a Spawn for food, they will regenerate

@omegawilliam95s36

2 жыл бұрын

The birth rates in Slaaneshi groups help maintain that attrition.

I can feel every inquisitor coming for you now

@amandag.6186

3 жыл бұрын

Every *witch hunter*

I was missing that Fantasy content. I'm so glad to see this.

“Hmm I sure do have a lot of rivals... commence plan: Night of the Long Knives 2: Extermination Boogaloo”

Heresy.. HERESY EVERYWHERE!

Grandfather Nurgle: That was a great feat of feces.. Reward this man!

Heh makes me wonder if it would even be possible to troll chaos.... Like how would the lord of change himself respond to someone fucking up his plans just by having the right person in the wrong place at the right time to throw some wrenches in the gears.

@GaratghDeloi

5 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, you are now a chaos spawn.

@mdb45424

5 жыл бұрын

thats basically arhcion, which is why hes choas undivided

@Phenixtri

5 жыл бұрын

do tell more this arhcion fellow sounds interesting. any books about him to recommend by any chance?

@mdb45424

5 жыл бұрын

@@Phenixtri Arch did a warhammer video about him not long ago

@lynnusuk2092

5 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is they seems to like someone like that as their ultimate champion, an ever chosen in wh fantasy since all the trials archaon went through that was personally designed by the chaos gods is to prove he can resist them, him not letting slaanesh seduce him with worldly desires in the dark prince’s trial, him not succumbing to diseases in nurgle’s trial, and him not being fooled by the maze Tzeentch built, the only maybe exception is khorne’s trial since in it he just have to kill a greater daemon which isn’t really defying the blood god since he thrives as much violence as possible, in any source possible

A magic user probably gets a better carrier plan in the chaos gods hierarchy: Hedge Wizard > Witch > Warlock Then you got plenty of power to stick a job as a Cult Magus or a Norscar Shaman. Until you get the dream job of Chaos Sorceror, and perhaps turn an Exalted Daemon.

Purge. EVERYTHING.

@amandag.6186

3 жыл бұрын

Witch Hunter of Sigmar: on it

Glad you mentioned mount and blade!! Epic game. As always great video

The best position among your warband's leader to climb the ladder further might be a position behind him, somewhere close to his neck in a good distance for a lil stabby stab stab I assume.

thanks for the advice

17:05 I'd play the hell outta that sort of game. I love Mount and Blade as is but add this sort of thing in and it would be great.

I. DO. NOT. APPROVE!!!

@asdrubaelvect8038

5 жыл бұрын

I have a series of planets to report to you.

@Fox1223

5 жыл бұрын

I sacrifice Imperial Inquisition to the ruinous powers.

@imperialinquisition975

5 жыл бұрын

@@Fox1223 Try it you filthy heretic!

@imperialinquisition975

5 жыл бұрын

@@asdrubaelvect8038 Thank you for helping the Inquisition. I refer you to my assistant I will be sure to attend to the matter in the next 200-300 years.

@asdrubaelvect8038

5 жыл бұрын

@@Fox1223 and all i got was this lousey t-shirt

Really good video Arch.

When you bring up how it’d make a great game, I was thinking “Shadows of Mordor with a Warhammer fantasy setting.” I’m getting nerd-gitty just imagining doing quests for chaos gods to be a champion undivided

Nurgle is the only one rewarding you when shit hits the fan

Instruction unclear, became a chaos spawn mass instead.

I'll become a chaos champion in the name of the Emperor!

So I was working an extra shift last night when my phone started to blow up with KZread notifications. I was quite pleased to see that it was because Arch’s account was back. So why am i commenting on the video and not the most recent? Simple, this was the first one I punched up while out for my daily walk about

The Northerners sound like a jolly fucking bunch when a party is in effect.

FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS I HAVE SLUMBERED AND I NOW AWAKEN FOR FANTASY LORE

I think im already leaping bounds.. I was banned from Archwarhammer Discord by a moderator who accuses me of posting something illegal of a gif. (It wasnt what the mod claimed it was) Despite its taken from Inuyashiki.. A series from the creator of Gantz. Soo.. Y'know.. If its enough to offend one of Arch's inquisitorial moderators.. Its sure as hell going to get noticed by the Chaos Gods.

I do enjoy that it makes it sound like tutorial on how to DIY become a champion of the dark gods

Ah finally the tutorial video I've been looking for!

Chaos is just a super intense MLM

This is an easy one. You go to the mountain at the magnetic north pole (not the actual north pole, that's where I keep my stuff). You pick one of the caves (any, it really doesn't matter) and kill whatever is inside and nick their stuff. Then, discard any of their stuff that you don't like (or where your's is better) and call it an offering to which ever god you want to bless you. Then you have to rack up some numbers, to show that you're actually worth investing in. I recommend collecting 100 skulls for Khorne, catching 100 plagues for Nurgle, sleeping with 50 different species for Slanesh or reading 1000 books for Tzeentch. Now that you've got their attention, kill somebody as a sacrifice to them and bingo you're a Champion of Chaos. *Result may vary. Side effects include, death, spawndom, addiction, and rapid weight gain

Becoming a Champion of Slaanesh would be so cool.

Chaos warbands in Warhammer Fantasy makes orks look organized.

Who knew becoming a champion of chaos was so chaotic

This video,making an Ork society,and invading a planet as tyranids all make good video game ideas

love the avatar picture, its a little like magogs. very cool :)

Was hoping for the next part of the siege of Vraks, but I can get behind this.

My eyeballs are devoted to Slaanesh, my heart to Khorn, my mind to Tzeentch, and my nine laughing anuses to Papa Nurgle.

@9:00 What a time to start eating dinner...

Me: Considering the impossibility of a Nurgle champion hiding his mutations. My Brain: The Ship of Febrezius.

Thanks Arch, you're great. :)

I watched this sitting in my force meditation chamber, the emperor called and said there is someone trying to dock in the Death Star hanger called “inquisition” does anyone know who these guys are?

The mount and blade mod Warsword Conquest already has you covered.

Chaos Champions of Khorne should be called Khorne stars.

"khorn in disguise" trying to imagine khorn wearing one of those fake glasses with a mustache things.

"As nutty as squirrel sh*t" Arch: I applaud your turn of phrase and will, without shame, use it in my daily life.

Norscan privilege!!! REEEEEEE!!!

I was thinking the very same thing. A mad fun video game.

You know ill be honest, if I was in Warhammer fantasy I'm fairly certain id try to become a nurgle champion. Nurgle seems like a stand up kinda guy. But I'm fairly sure id end up a Festus the leechlord kinda character.

@rebeccaconlon9743

5 жыл бұрын

Papa nurgle loves everyone

Hey arch, could you potentially do video similar to this on how to become a lich or vampire?