"That's not the Red Thirst That's gluttony you fat bastard." -Blood Angels Terminator

I love how near the end he just gets desperate saying could you put cyanide in my tea, knowing he'd just filter it out

"The duty of the Sanguinary Guard is to make sure Dante doesn't die, no matter how hard he tries." "They are aggravatingly good at it."

@Koppu1doragon

Жыл бұрын

Seeing as I think all but one died during the fight with the Tyranids I Think this is his best chance.

@stripeybag6977

Жыл бұрын

@@Koppu1doragon They recovered though and 4 survived the fight with Angron to carry him out.

@that_one_libra419.9

Жыл бұрын

I must know the source of that quote.

@darkestccino5405

Жыл бұрын

Where does that quote come from?

@freddymcshreddy6586

3 ай бұрын

When your main job is keeping the most suicidal man in the galaxy alive at all costs.

This is the legitimate prelude to the epic scene when Dante decides to go help the dark angels by jumping head first with a power axe to one V one angron and he somehow survived that.

@Darqshadow

Жыл бұрын

The Forgiven saw to it

@livingghost7975

Жыл бұрын

@@Darqshadow I know the jerks the one time they decide they are not going to screw over a fellow loyalists who “knows” too much it’s the loyalist who has a death wish, the imperial fists are looking on at Dante in jealousy.

@andrewmichael9201

10 ай бұрын

Dante has plot armor and hates every second that he still has it

@SyrinoxNight

8 ай бұрын

Sanguinius would appear, look at him, go "Nope." and send him back again.

Guilliman: Are you also Ultra-depressed? Dante: I wouldn't normally put 'ultra' in front of words but yes.

@orobogamer3.040

2 күн бұрын

Same

Oh old Luis my boy. If Emperor doesn’t let Guilliman die of god blight, after witnessing the horrid state of imperium or Lion has to wake up into the same hell, what makes you think he will let his “second coming of the glorious hawk boy” die. Frankly you guys might want to form a support group or something.

@captaintybahltofthebloodan6821

Жыл бұрын

WE TRIED THE WHOLE SURPORT GROUP, HE KEEP TRYING TO HAVE US KILL HIM.

I mean, he crossed the Rubicon Primaris. Isn't Dante supposed to be revitalized and ready to go?

@captaintybahltofthebloodan6821

Жыл бұрын

he maybe revitalized, but he's still mentality done with this shit and NO I AM NOT GONNA STAB YOU WITH MY POWER SWORD MY LORD.

@ReaperGrimm5594

Жыл бұрын

@@captaintybahltofthebloodan6821 but most of his depression was "I'm ancient even by Space Marine standards and I'm actually starting to slow down and get *Old*."

@saco_wea7905

Жыл бұрын

@deathseller1298 are we sure that the voice in his head is sanguinius and not a prank from honk honk Cegorach?

@derpyno-scope2590

Жыл бұрын

@@saco_wea7905*[BAZINGA]*

@reisakashiya

Жыл бұрын

@@saco_wea7905 I would shit me self laughing if that was real

"No Cyanide your getting Tetley yer Wa*nker" it's that quality of writing that makes me love this channel it's just gold

@IdioticSynergy

Жыл бұрын

Cheers mate ^_^

@oligb1469

Жыл бұрын

@@IdioticSynergy Aw thank ya!

@mariealofredwall3444

8 ай бұрын

getting tetley,now that's a punishment unless its sweet tea

@oligb1469

8 ай бұрын

@@mariealofredwall3444 I actually prefer loose tea!

@mariealofredwall3444

8 ай бұрын

@@oligb1469 same,good cheap loose leaf green beats the pants off teabags?as well as all the herbal teas i know how to simply grow/forage

"Can i have a pet Catachan barking toad? I promise not to boop its snoop!".

@TheShadowwarrior80

5 ай бұрын

No!

Now I want to make a comic series where Black Legion Sons of Horus, Alpha Legion, or Eldar or Watches in the dark try and fail to assasinate Dante. The Accidental ways Dante almost died. Someone dropped a huge Iron pillar that fell next to Dante. Someone put a bomb on a vehicle, turns out Dante uses his Jetpack. Someone tries to stab him and suddenly Gabriel Seth kicks the door in, smashing the guy and starts to brawl with Astorath again. Someone tries to Just snipe Dante. A literal honest to Gods Sanguinor shows up, tanks the bullet, breaks the gun, shows Middle finger, and leaves.

@Toneill029

Жыл бұрын

You know what you must do now.

@ForticusKrorkenstein

Жыл бұрын

Do. IT.

@karlhyetravelerofworlds

Жыл бұрын

Do it

@THEHOLYCHAINSWORD

8 ай бұрын

Do it

@cassandrabelyeu2419

6 ай бұрын

That sounds awesome! Also, some intervention by the Emperor sounds in order-possibly by making Dante a temporary Saint right when something hits him.

I love these cheeky Mitchell and Webb references 😂

@IdioticSynergy

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad you noticed ^_^

Death is preferable to another meeting with Guilliman

Christ, Tetley. No wonder he wants to die. I thought the blood angels were civilised

@IdioticSynergy

Жыл бұрын

Tetley is the punishment tea

Image now everytime Dante almost die.... Lion just forestwalk to save him everytime Lion: Don't worry my brother's son, Uncle Lion will always keep you safe Dante:god damn it, not againnnn

@Calmeg658

Жыл бұрын

Dante: how are you even saving me I got shot point blank by a titans volcano cannon Lion: oh you know... I'm a primarch this is by far not the weirdest thing I've don't Dante: I GOT SHOT BY A GUN THAT KILLS TITANS Edit grammar

@pabloncabana6297

9 ай бұрын

​@@Calmeg658Lion: And Your father tear up a Titan with his barehands, a Warlord one. And He not even have an half of my skills when he was alive.

"I tried to crucify myself, multiple times, but there is just no way to hammer in that last nail!"

Later that day... Lord Dante " I heard you are a Ork with some skills..." Snickrot " Aye, I can do the job" Lord Dante " I want it done quick... now.. actually" Snickrot " Ehh...Hehe" * Brandishes Morks teeth* Terminator Armor Marine " No, no! Stop that!" * Bolter fire*

1:50 "I suppose a dash of cyanide is out of the question?" 1:54 "I don't think that would work anyway, Yer Wanker."

Well if your giving him Tetley no wonder Dante is depressed, come on mate, Blood Angels haven't got the budget for Yorkshire Gold, really!

@IdioticSynergy

Жыл бұрын

It's a punishment tea

(what he doesn't know is that Dante had secretly hired an agent of the Veneum Temple to replace their Tetley with Lipton, ensuring his untimely demise via criminally subpar tea)

Wait...here's an... Idea. Hear me out inquisitor. So wh don't we team Dante with the Lamenters...?

@Koppu1doragon

Жыл бұрын

The man that most wants to die but the universe won't let him and the group that doesn't want to die but the universe won't let them.

@moodyowlproductions4287

Жыл бұрын

Inquisitor"no"

@lordgod9958

11 ай бұрын

The lamenters die horribly(and heroically) Dante is severely wounded but someone fights the enemy off and passes out. He wakes up and learns what happens only to become more depressed

-I ate a horde of squigs the other day +That's not the Red Thrist, thats gluttony you fat bastard Now hold on, squigs are red, he craved them, so technically he was thristing for red, thus, Red Thirst. I'll get the bolter

@Razor2142able

4 ай бұрын

For the squigs of course. We cannot allow Dante to give into the Red Thirst.

Sorry but i find it amusing if danta finnaly say "fine i wont die": (Later) Dante "what are you going to do kill me?!?!" (Dante gets murdered) And in his last act he pulls the middle finger to his own brothers as he finnal dies.

Hehehe love a good Bruiser reference!

@IdioticSynergy

Жыл бұрын

Lets gooooo

Nice to see Tetley survives to the 41st Millennium. And is part if the codex.

So how about we ask the Grand Master of the Officio Assasinorum to kill him

@insertedgynamehere

10 ай бұрын

He'd probably get killed by mephiston in the attempt

Ya know that cyanide would only make him shit himself violently if it was enough to actually cause some damage

@GipsyDangerfan

9 күн бұрын

And let's face it, even then it would probably only cause a tingle.

Every time Dante is in mortal peril a primarch saves him I swear thats how Rogal Dorn is gonna come back….saving Dante

Dante"hay you..help me into the air lock and hit the switch" me"no Dante...I will get in trouble" Dante"oh can someone on this comment page just kill me dammit" me"leave everyone alone Dante"

Dante: Let me die!! Everyone: NO!

ah dante, you should know no blood angel has the baals to do that

Commander “god I’m so fucking tired” Dante

Dude I have been scrolling through your short videos and by the salamanders they are good 10000000000000000000000000/10

Being on duty for nigh 1,5 millenia would take a toll on anyone I suppose.

I was wonder about Mephiston.

"No Earl Grey for you, ya bellend..."

Then Belisarius , "upgrade " Dante with custode ADN. Congratulations Dante now you re going last 10000 years. Oh no HO NO NO NO NO

A reference to the great David Mythchild and Roboute Webb! You are a true connoisseur of the humour of ancient Terra, brother.

@IdioticSynergy

9 ай бұрын

Thank you

@hughmann6300

9 ай бұрын

@@IdioticSynergy Think naught of it.

Maybe someone should just cheer Dante up and tell him, he is Sanguinius Reborn! And only Blue Berry or The Lion can kill him. >.>

@broadmoretung

9 ай бұрын

Well that explains why he dived face first into Angron...

Original sketch is life weary father from bruiser

For the last time, you need to kill Lucius the Eternal first.

@GipsyDangerfan

9 күн бұрын

Let's face it, what's the point? That overly-jolly bastard would just come back in one way or another anyways.

I relate to this at a rather concerning level

Poor Dante. He's lost his will to live; even after crossing the Rubicon. Save him Sanguinius!

Sanguinius would just res him again anyways.

no cyanida just tetleys? A fate worse than death to be sure

throne of TERRA

He could just shoot himself, you know.

@IdioticSynergy

Жыл бұрын

He's tried that, he's immune

Ohh that's mean not giving him pg tips

@IdioticSynergy

Жыл бұрын

It's a punishment

... Would Cyanide even do anything?

@GipsyDangerfan

9 күн бұрын

I don't think so. Probably wouldn't even cause a tingle.

pretty sure if Dante succumbed to the red thirst, the only person who could stop him would be the dracula looking mf?

@ru_gamerandotaku2431

11 ай бұрын

Didn't it state in the lore that dante has basically stopped drinking blood thus before he became a primaris he looked really old and only regained his "youthful" look after he became a primaris

Right idk how to say this without sounding disrespectful to others but my parttime suicidal dumbass is just sitting here watching this like: "boredom. Now that's a reason too i suppose"

@Darqshadow

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry.. I laughed and now I feel horrible

Commander Dante Must Die!

Besides, wouldn't cyanide not be effective? Like at all since, if I'm remembering correctly, one of the Adeptus Astartes' organs is quite litterally made to be able to digest and break down any sort of poison into a harmless sludge or something?

Could be worse, could be Yorkshire Gold

@IdioticSynergy

10 ай бұрын

Yorkshire gold is fantastic

@nyx7694

10 ай бұрын

@IdioticSynergy yeah, you're right. Should I change it to say Lipton?

Soudllls

Sorry mate if you wish to be dead then you should chose to be an guardsmen not marine

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