Warhammer 40k Meme Dub: A Death Korps Of Krieg Commissar Reflects On Their Life
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Now this one is an strange script and I wrote this one a year ago so this might not be as good as the others but it interested me enough to re-write it so here you go. I hope you enjoy but if not then don't worry, there's a Tiny Trio adventure in the works so there's always that ^^
@nicholasbradshaw6629
6 ай бұрын
YEAAAAAAAAAA THEIR BACK WOOOOOOOO
@RGM-0079
6 ай бұрын
Wow...this was well scripted as it's feel like it was spontaneous and silly sense humour...Luv ❤ it...2:42
@TheWanderingMaster
Ай бұрын
Honestly I loved it, would not mind seeing more of him.
The last part reminded me of the quote "Immortality is not living forever, it is everyone else dying forever."
@stoops187
6 ай бұрын
“You deserve to live, I hope you live forever”- Neglect LIHC
@claypigeon7063
6 ай бұрын
‘Tis quite an interesting quote. If I may, I’d like to respond wiþ one of mine own. “Life… is like a blank page. A page upon which are written the words of our lives - our stories. “Whence you only live so long, the ink turns to gold. So valuable, all the words… the days you live… because ‘twill all end eventually. Your story will come to an end and nothing will remain. Nothing but what others heard you say and what they thought you meant by it; what they saw you do, and what they learned from your actions. “But what if you have a never-ending page? A bottomless inkwell? The more you write, the less it all means. “Immortality is not a blessing, nor is it a curse. No, immortality is a sacrifice. “Though ‘tis true that you will feel the heartache of losing your friends and family, yes, your immortality spares them that same grief. Your parents will never feel the inconsolable grief of seeing their baby girl die before their eyes. Your sons and daughters will never know the pain of knowing their mother is dead and wondering how life is supposed to go on without her. Your grandchildren will get to know and love their grandmother all their lives, as will their children and their children’s children. Every descendant of yours will leave a legacy behind, and you will get to see them all play out. “When the stories of those who come after you have come to an end, you will be there to write their epilogue; you will write of them and the legacies they have left behind. Even when their pages have yellowed and crumbled to dust, they will have still words written of them as long as you still live. “You still have plenty of gold left in your inkwell, so choose carefully what you want to write in your story and what you want it to mean… for as long as that choice still matters to you, some gold yet remains in your ink.”
"yesterday I forgot my son's voice" That line hurt like a ton of bricks . Damn idiotic synergy really pulls the most poetic and artful and emotional stuff out of nowhere.
@coliimusic
6 ай бұрын
That line really punched me in the feelings
@josephgatts1679
5 ай бұрын
I thought Kriegsmen were clones.
@devindeocharan8323
4 ай бұрын
@josephgatts1679 Mate definitely lived long enough to beocme one of those expections who did start family
(Kriegsmen gets revive) Commissar:BITCH DID I ORDER YOU TO COME BACK ALIVE
Someone give Dante the Blood Angel a call, I think we found him a new drinking buddy!
I confess the moment this started, my mind instantly went to 'Kreigmen's don't award medals. To them, the acts of heroism that those medals are normally awarded for are just excepted acts'.
@harmonlanager2670
4 ай бұрын
Kriegsmen don’t but they can be awarded medals by non-Kriegers like Planetary Governors or joint divisions.
A perpetual kriegsmen, would definitely be recruited by a space marine chapter and become a named character of importance
That’s SO FREAKING COOL!!!!! This belongs in part of Black Library’s horror collection. I so absolutely want to hear this story continued, but even if not, it’s a beautiful and terrifying snapshot into the life of an unambitious, tired Perpetual. A regular human, blessed and cursed with eternity.
@somerandomdude3729
6 ай бұрын
A Kriegsmen that's a perpetual? Ok that's gotta be hell for him.
i knew the poor guy would be dehumanized when their "name" is just a string of numbers, but dear emperor... i can see why someone would fall to chaos so easily in 40k. when youre told all your life that this is "the only way" ... but everyone still is in immense suffering all the time for things they are not at fault of ... you start thinking that there must be another way, surely. because humans are hopeful creatures. the saddest part is that theyre right. there is another way. but it is far more painful and miserable, no matter what.
Let’s be real, the old kriegsmen are better than the new kriegsmen.
Welcome to 40K, where the worst gift is immortality. Just don't get caught by the Dark Eldar 😊
this is actually something that would realistically happen to people who are immortal. The human brain is like a memory bank with trillions of terrabites of memory (idk the exact number but it's been calculated), and eventually you'll end up forgetting things as you get older. So him forgetting his sons voice is an actual thing that can and will happen to immortal people
@louiesatterwhite3885
6 ай бұрын
That's why whenever I write immortal characters for like D&D story-telling, they always have a library, sure there will be copies of books they have enjoyed throughout the millenia, but more importantly, countless journals detailing everything they've experienced.
Sometimes I forget this nature of warhammer lore and its a bit depressing to be honest, but you did a bloody good job with this and the rest of your videos are great as well.
For all the humor, with this and the Tyberos video you've shown you can write short, dense, emotional dialogues that sound like they're from real people. Little bits of humor to distract from the horrible reality of it all, then the slow sinking in of said reality as the laughter fades. 40k has a lot of funny stuff, but a lot of it is to help contrast and highlight the darker parts of the setting, and you do an amazing job at showing that.
@IdioticSynergy
6 ай бұрын
I like writing dialogues. I just wish my voice acting was better lmao
Ah, a far more sobering perspective on that old joke about the perpetual kreigsman , crap like this is why uncle Vulcan doesn’t WANT to come back, even that one perpetual grey knight gets treated like a meat shield
@louiesatterwhite3885
5 ай бұрын
What im curious about is how a perpetual even became an astartes. Why wouldnt their body just regenerate out the augments?
You made me wipe out a tear for my kill team Kriegsman. I named every one of them. And after they get killed in game, i think about "What are their last toughts. Do they miss their parents? Do they miss anything? Care for?" I made them like a little bit older Kriegsman. "WHY DO I FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT THEM" Is still inside my head.
@IdioticSynergy
6 ай бұрын
LETS GOOOOO! That's cool
Ohh god. Being a perpetual Krieger must truly be a fate worst then death. Thanks for the nightmare fuel.
Well... that's horrifying. But at least with the amount of medals he's gotten, he could probably melt them down and build at least a baneblade with the resulting assortment of metals.
In my experience the vast majority want to become immortal. They are incapable of even contemplating the true horror of immortality. Yes you could potentially learn, and do everything, but one would have to watch their loved ones, and friends die. This would go on for an untold number of generations. You would stop trying to have relationships after a while just to stop constantly losing friends, lovers, and family.
@claypigeon7063
6 ай бұрын
True, but þere is anoþer side, is þere not? True, as an immortal, you would inevitably outlive people and see þem pass on while you remain, but immortality also spares everyone you know of þat same pain. As an immortal, your parents would never see your dead body and feel þe indescribable loss of knowing þeir baby is dead. Your children would never have to experience watching þeir parent - þe one who raised þem into who þey are - fade away into þe dark, never suffer þe hollow anguish of wondering how life is supposed to go on wiþout you. While you would suffer þe pain of grief, you would spare oþers þe same. How many would die in peace, knowing you would be þere to look after everyone þey’ll leave behind? Þat after þeir children pass, and þeir children’s children, and so on, þey would still have you? Generations of family and friends living þeir lives, secure in knowing þat þrough every hardship and struggle, every sunny day and every storm, þey’d still have you. Everyone leaves a legacy behind, and as an immortal, you would see þem all play out. You could ensure people are remembered as þey were, not idolised or demonised as tales are mistold. You could watch stories grow and evolve wiþ time, while ensuring all can still read it as ‘twas first written. Would you be willing to suffer þis sacrifice? To suffer so deeply þe pain of grief, if it would spare so many oþers of þe same? …I like to believe I would.
To be immortal in a galaxy of horrors is truly a curse, for the others, at least the horrors end when they do.
So good to see that someone is making use of the idea of a perpetual Krieger. Never saw anyone play with it until now, and I saw the idea when I was introduced to 40K in 2019-ish. Good work!
Recording of Commissar of Death Korp of Krieg.
"It's not about living forever Jackie... It's about living with *yourself* ... forever." -Rogue Trader Teagus Sparro to his son Jackal regarding the concept of immortality
Stuff like this makes me want a warhammer action adventure or rpg game with tons of story stuff like this mabye a dragon age origin style rpg for space marine an action adventure for the orks
"Souped, which is the weirdest one..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Who is this guy? Vulkan?
A Krieger perpetual, just as depressed as expected.
Only in death does duty end, but even in death I still serve, for duty is eternal unlike the mortal sons and daughters of humanity that must take it upon their shoulders.
Omfg the Krieger's cloned a perpetual into existence
@louiesatterwhite3885
6 ай бұрын
Yep. That means there is little stopping them from making an army of immortals since they already have the genome isolated
Get vaporized. It'll take some time to come back
his disappointment is immeasurable and his life is ruined...perpetually
We can all agree that if he charges into battle it plays ‘The Unkillable Soldier’ by Sabaton right?
@bloodybeast2442
4 ай бұрын
that guy love war for the fighting, kriegsman love war for they will die in there. How is that song can match to the tired spirit?
Are you ok, Kommissar
argh, these poor Krieger. It is a very scary thought tonever be embraced by the Emperors light, to die only to come back. I do not envy him
This is a good reason why I pity the Kriegers.
next time you think your life sucks, imagine being a PERPETUAL in the DEATH CORPS.
This odly familiar to my characters back story, minus all the finding out murdering from allies
Usually commissars arent numbered though I do find this funny if dark humored.
I’d like his idea of how to avoid meetings just get radioactive and no one would want you there
He really portrays the negative points of immortality. Its sad but also in a way freeing
In the business. We call it Gotrek Gurnisson syndrome.
"...I remember when Space Marines didn't use Primaris at all among their ranks." Did you hear that, GW ? Huh ?
Really nicely done. It would make sense that he would be a Krige officer they only get promoted by out living everyone else.he would also have the worst time of it. First I would be great in his prospects he can get his life for the Emperor most time. Then after so many battles and wars and deaths. There is no life for the Krige for in death comes atonement be he can never reach that point. He can never truly be forgiven and find the Emperor light. How many regiments do you think passed before his very eyes.
Being immortal might sound fun but I don't think it is cause from his experience he is in constant trauma and pain and with his slow ageing it will get even worse
@louiesatterwhite3885
6 ай бұрын
His aging isn't slow, it's outright stopped.
@ranger4941
6 ай бұрын
@@louiesatterwhite3885 that's even worse
Immortality is a gift and a burden, the latter even more so. Good story and narration.
Great script, it reminds me of the sad parts of Groundhog Day. It's not called "grimdark" for nothing.
Wanna give that guy a hug
I think this kriegsman deserves a name. Commisar Geras, the Perpetual GW should let you write his stories
He’s going to meet vulkan soon with both of them being perpetuals and hating life at this point
I mean the thought of immortality is nice because Ive always been alone. I mean I have my parents but that feels like a different thing. To live for ever while having loved ones though sounds like a nightmare
A perpetual Kriegsman? Big E got bored and decided to make Guilliman a mood kindred who has lived to see everyone and almost everything they know die off
Wait what... Kriegsmen have access to pastries!?! Ah perpetual, that makes more sense. When you are immortal it does not really matter if you sneak into governors mansion and nick few pastries to test out, though that could end up badly.. getting locked up into cell with out food or water.
I'm pretty sure this man could outlive the "god emperor"
@louiesatterwhite3885
6 ай бұрын
Eh if he got impaled by the Anathame or sat on the golden throne he'd die permanently.
@Coleman2017
6 ай бұрын
@@louiesatterwhite3885 thank you,I did not know this
@louiesatterwhite3885
6 ай бұрын
Welp KZread likes to delete my comments
He forgot his son's voice. that's painful man
Well, at least he gets to one part of the emperors point of view and Vulcans, too.
Who wants to liiii....ve for-evaaaa..... Who wants tooo liiiii..vveeee for. Evaaaaa..... Whooooo Who Dares to Love Foreevaaaaa.... When All Must Die. 🎹🎼 Rejoice. You may not be a perpetual Komissar. There's a chance that, well, There Can Be Only One, Komissar. Prepare your sword.
This was wonderful, I love this type of script, the serious sad warhammer stuff, keep it up
Why you make me feel? Why you do this to me? WHY???
don't think i didn't notice the name of the inquisitor...
Bring me another Duncan
@XDude615
6 ай бұрын
Negative, Duncan has been terminated from the Imperial Archives on the orders of the Custodies.
Vulkan: First time?
Archive #18 playing.
this krieger is so old his name is only 6 digits long
Good use of the relic bust.
Very much enjoyed, though I have one question... How do you get souped?
@geranarthy2309
6 ай бұрын
Sonic weaponry, nuff said.
And we found a perpetual
Please keep making these, every one is on the spot, both grimdark and funny😎
I was about to say that all the Perpetuals bar the emperor died so there's still a chance But it's because their souls got torn to shreads so probably he ain't reaching the emperor's light
@louiesatterwhite3885
6 ай бұрын
Vulkan lives
honestly being a immortal kreig guardsmen would basically be their own PERSONAL hell they cant die they'll never be redeemed no matter how much they try. its sad...but imagine how much you'd forget the longer you went on...the scents..the sounds of people you knew....the guy forgot his sons voice his own flesh and blood at that point i think even an exterminatus wouldnt kill him. poor lad
@louiesatterwhite3885
6 ай бұрын
You're correct about exterminatus failing to kill him. Even if a perpetual is completely disintegrated, so long as their soul remains intact the body will reform itself
Yes, you will, Commissar. Yes, you will.
So this guy is basically Krieg version of Caiphas Cain. That is hilarious. Though what does it tell of the fandom that we kind a want a krieg perpetual? I like to be an optimist and say we appreciate good storytelling but…
onces more you came with interesting tale to be told now to one who have lived so long a mix of humor and tragety and yet even all that 1 must respect he didnt gone mad or he did and got over with it ether way what a strong will sure he still do crazy things like run to a radioactive area and yet he didnt gone mad and kill all and care not of life isnt it abit ironic he who seeks his demise is the 1 who treasure life perhaps he have live for so long and endure so much for him such things are more precious than any medal or gold i am not certain if you have thought this deep when you crafted this but 1 thing for sure you have done such a fine work good sir trully onces more prove why ya amazing be it to make us laugh or put us in ahhh in such deep works
This is brilliant
This is grimdark
love ur stuff as always
Damme that's ruffe Buddy
The primarius thing made me feel old
i must know how does one soup a commissar
I feel bad for him
Sad one. This guy is really fethed.
krieg having family? also, perpetuals are getting too common in lore if they where so common nids would have found a infinite food glitch already
@warbrand2
6 ай бұрын
who's to say they don't have one or two being farmed in their hive fleets. forever tortured, devoured, and destroyed all for the hive to use as a twisted food source.
@ashardalondragnipurake
6 ай бұрын
thinking too basic what makes a perpetual a perpetual the emperor made one of the primarchs one, so it can be made and rebirth doesnt take carbs now you have reviving hormagaunts
I don't know if somebody aked this, but i'm kind of scared by how can somebody be souped?
Souped??
I suggest you change your name to sad-sinergy because that's what this is
Extremely unrealistic. How's a guardsman know what a pastry is? :)
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178255? That number is way too small. Add a few 0s to it for how many Krieg get mowed down.
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Probably the only thing that is out of place here is claiming that guy to be a Commissar, then give him a serial number with no name and make his account sound like an ordinary guardsman’s, nothing commissarish about it. Let me explain. DKoK Commissars are NOT Kriegsmen. Commissars are not usually attached to units from their worlds of origin, nor do they get promoted in the field. They are all raised in Schola Progenium and their upbringing coupled with mind wipes leave nothing of their cultural background. In addition, in DKoK regiments, their job is the polar opposite of what the Commissar stereotype dictates. They have no need to send the men into suicidal charges, they have to actively PREVENT them from going into those suicidal charges that would get them killed for no gain instead of those where their sacrifice would actually make a difference! This account, from what it sounds like, would make more sense not as a story of Perpetual DKoK Commissar, but as a story of a Perpetual DKoK Guardsman. Critics aside, it is a great story. Absolutely love it.
@IdioticSynergy
5 ай бұрын
Or maybe he rejects his name and wants to keep his original number
@zaniatnik
5 ай бұрын
@@IdioticSynergycould be the case, I suppose. P.S.: The voice acting really sells the story. Chef’s kiss. You got yourself a new follower.
@IdioticSynergy
5 ай бұрын
@@zaniatnik I'm glad to hear it mate ^_^
@dextreme7186
5 ай бұрын
Well, you can actually be prompted to commissar, but only out of battle, under conditions special enough to make a world wiþ 1-1-1 ratio of phykers, blanks and regular civilians, look like common place. In oþer words, þe Inquisition pulled a few strings.